In Saskatoon we have this huge place called the Sasktel centre and there's a sign in the bathroom that says no fishing or playing guitar 😂😂😂 next time we go there I'm gonna take a picture
@Belera I've just spent the past 15-20 minutes Googling that sign, trying to find out what it means. I haven't been able to find it or anything close to it, _anywhere._ It makes me wonder if maybe it was a 'made up' sign just for laughs? (If it _was,_ then mission accomplished, lol) 😂
In my hometown back East there were 2 signs, one on top of the other. The first say One Way pointing in one direction. The other said Police Station with an arrow pointing the other way.
When I worked in downtown Los Angeles, I went for lunch in Chinatown. I'm assuming the special was "sauteed brains" but the chalkboard said "fried minds"
Scott Sherman Im honestly not sure on that one but the high school my dad works at has a similar one It has several times of day that the speed limit is 15mph and the rest its 45 i think I remember having a mini panic attack when i was learning to drive 😂 The point of that is when they know they get traffic and also giving safer travel for people on bikes or walking
"Any chair may fell For your safty all legs must be on floor" I lost it with the last line, was laughing so hard that my stomach muscles feel like I did 2000 crunches, and I had tears streaming down my face. My sister heard me laughing, but she thought I was actually crying! Then she came downstairs, saw my teary face, and yelled, what's wrong? I couldn't speak yet, was at the stage where I was thinking I was going to pass out. My sister called my niece, told her to call an ambulance, because Uncle Mike was having a seizure 😨 I managed to gasp out "no cop, can't breathe laugh!" She looked at me funny, and told my niece not to call 911. When I showed her the sign, she immediately forgave me. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
My dad once saw a church sign that said, "It's Christmas, not your birthday", and he really wanted to walk in the front door, present his birth certificate, and say, "Um, ACTUALLY..."
The funny thing about that is scientifically it’s impossible for Jesus’s birthday to be December 25th, instead his birthday is somewhere in March. Because nobody thought to check when we changed the calander.
@@kendahlgrant8208 Historically unlikely isn't the same thing as scientifically impossible. Not that I think he was born on Christmas, but it's not something you can disprove.
wow, the first one was the most confusing, but great segment idea for the show i really like it. you should do a segment on whats wrong with these dresses? dresses!
So funny. Made me think of visiting my sister in the south, finding her daughters Christmas list. Couldn’t figure out what one item was until we read it out loud. She wrote “sail phone”
I no longer have a photo since it was taken in 2004, but we’d taken one stating that gigolos were not allowed on that corner and only on the other side of the street. Apparently, Jamaica lets you sell your thang, but only on the right side of the street. 🤣
hahahah I am from Germany and we really do have this sign at our school ! After girls sports teacher realised that they just said they had ladies hurts and could not participate in sports lesson (and that every week), and he could only do the lesson with one or two girls, he put this sign in one edge of our sports hall. Now every girl who excuses herself (without an doctors sick note) because of this has to sit in this edge :D You cant imagine how many more girls are participating ! :D
"for your safty, all legs must on floor"
well, that's nice. i'll keep that in mind
Pulmo m
melodic I will
Me legs on bed
0:19 Imagine when daylight savings time starts
it’s the same though
7 years have passed but this still makes me laugh so hard😂
7+2 =9 years
I'm German and I have no idea what that sign means! 😂😂😂
Idgie Threadgoode welches?
Lisa F. Das ab 2:04...Blasenentzündung?!?! 😂
Idgie Threadgoode Okay, das weiß ich auch nicht. 😂 Könnt schon sein
Lisa F. Hab so ein Schild auch noch nie gesehen 😂
ich hab so ein Schild auch noch nie gesehen, aber ich hätte jetzt an Sodbrennen gedacht...
Ellen, please let me sleep. I have to get some sleep before my mom comes up here
laurenthomas ha ha same
laurenthomas omg this is me right now😂
Hopefully you have got sleep now
laurenthomas ii
laurenthomas omg then turn off notifications smarty pants
I'm from germany and I've never seen this sign :D very funny :D
DeResiDeHes me too
DeResiDeHes fire crotch
DeResiDeHes Well Germany is a big country...
@@michaelabate7230 come ever to Russia 😅
Same😂😂
at the 2:00 mark. The only thought that came to my head was, "this girl is on fire."
same here I just started singing that
Is that from the soundtrack to Scarface, or more recent?
Ricardo Martin ???
Cramps
It's a song from Rob Zombie
the "fresh vaggies" one almost killed me
Well, it's not the sort of thing I eat on a regular basis, but when I do, I'd much prefer a fresh one!
Sterling Crockett, you’re like my husband! He attacks me as soon as I get out of the shower 😋
@@catjudo1 I'm sure Ellen eats them. She's a vagitarian.
"What is hell like? Come hear our preacher." HAHA!!!!! I was laughting so hard my side hurts now!!!!
I love Ellen so much. She starts my day with a laugh every day
i have been watching ellen since the last 3 hours i couldnt watch this much of fallon or letterman
No one could
Watch conan
We've got fresh Vaggies....or some on fire if you like.... 😂
UssiTheGrouch 😂😂😂😂😂
Hahahahahahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
UssiTheGrouch In Texas they with An acsent I know this because my mom is from Texas and she sometimes speaks the Texas acsent
Rebekah Marron accent?
UssiTheGrouch you now I do
In Saskatoon we have this huge place called the Sasktel centre and there's a sign in the bathroom that says no fishing or playing guitar 😂😂😂 next time we go there I'm gonna take a picture
Abby Arabian YOU HAVE GOT TO DO THAT.
Has anybody else seen the picture of the cake that says "Congrations You Done It" It is supposed to be about graduation from college
You done it 😂 it should say you did it that's why it's funny but I get it lol
Watching ellen just lifts up my mood no matter how miserable i am...thank u ellen..!!!❤
So I'm from Germany and I really really want to know where this sign was! x,D Want to see it live! Damn.... can't stop laughing! x,D
@Belera I've just spent the past 15-20 minutes Googling that sign, trying to find out what it means. I haven't been able to find it or anything close to it, _anywhere._ It makes me wonder if maybe it was a 'made up' sign just for laughs? (If it _was,_ then mission accomplished, lol) 😂
It means her crotch is on fire
Dear father God my prayers go out to the the world across the globe even from the Coronavirus amen🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
I love how Tony laughs in the background XD
These brought a smile to my face, followed by chuckles. Had to pause a few times to catch my breath.
What would the world do without Ellen Degeneres?!?
cherrylipz S it wouldn’t.
End.
Dark times.
Better
I reported the one guy on here ripping on her
In my hometown back East there were 2 signs, one on top of the other. The first say One Way pointing in one direction. The other said Police Station with an arrow pointing the other way.
"For your safty"
I died xD
Thank you Ellen, you make any cloudy day brighter!
When I worked in downtown Los Angeles, I went for lunch in Chinatown. I'm assuming the special was "sauteed brains" but the chalkboard said "fried minds"
The first one was at my elementary school XD Mrs. Bedford told us that we were on Ellen and I remember driving past that sign like wtf😂
+Scott Sherman what's fake?
+Scott Sherman the sign? it was real. we drove past it everyday to get to school.
+Scott Sherman alr guess I can't change ur mind lol
Scott Sherman
Im honestly not sure on that one but the high school my dad works at has a similar one
It has several times of day that the speed limit is 15mph and the rest its 45 i think
I remember having a mini panic attack when i was learning to drive 😂
The point of that is when they know they get traffic and also giving safer travel for people on bikes or walking
@@scottsherman7069 our school also had a very similar sign.
Haha I can hear Tony laughing in the background. Best laugh ever!
Ellen! I did The Saint-Patrick IRISH ELLEN DANCE DARE!
Damn you Ellen! I've got a math test tomorrow and now I cant stop watching!!
"What is hell like? Come hear our preacher!" It cracks me up!!!
"Any chair may fell For your safty all legs must be on floor"
I lost it with the last line, was laughing so hard that my stomach muscles feel like I did 2000 crunches, and I had tears streaming down my face. My sister heard me laughing, but she thought I was actually crying! Then she came downstairs, saw my teary face, and yelled, what's wrong?
I couldn't speak yet, was at the stage where I was thinking I was going to pass out.
My sister called my niece, told her to call an ambulance, because Uncle Mike was having a seizure 😨
I managed to gasp out "no cop, can't breathe laugh!"
She looked at me funny, and told my niece not to call 911.
When I showed her the sign, she immediately forgave me. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I am German and I have never seen this sign before XD
ich hab das auch noch nie gesehn :D
annabell schenk ich hab das auch noch nie gesehen 😂✌
every time i come on RUclips, i always end up in the Ellen section, and i don't just watch it for a few minuets, about 2 hours pass by every time!
@2:03 That is either a character in a fanfiction, woman with PMS, or Miriel from the Silmarillion.
same here, my mom passed away a couple of days ago, and the first time i smiled was while watching ellen
That sign from Germany made me realize that "fire crotch" is a real thing.
Reminds me of someone I used to date.
Never mind
0:58 that's World class Inglis right there 😂😂😂
Okay the church sign reminded me of a church sign by my house for Easter. "YOLO JK BRB" -Jesus
My dad once saw a church sign that said, "It's Christmas, not your birthday", and he really wanted to walk in the front door, present his birth certificate, and say, "Um, ACTUALLY..."
The funny thing about that is scientifically it’s impossible for Jesus’s birthday to be December 25th, instead his birthday is somewhere in March. Because nobody thought to check when we changed the calander.
@@kendahlgrant8208 Historically unlikely isn't the same thing as scientifically impossible. Not that I think he was born on Christmas, but it's not something you can disprove.
😍 You're precious,funny as hell,AND priceless ellen! I'll be on the lookout for those signs for ya girl!...Luv ya! ~ Carol in Nashville,TN
"And I have just one question: who right?"
Me: "My written!"
I love Tony's laugh in the background hahaha
2nd sign: who's fired? Who write, last sign: How about some fresh vocab?
Gosh ! I've just spend the last 5 hours watching ellen's videos !! I just can't get enough. And i don't intend stopping either :D
Gotta love her
been living in germany for almost a year now.... never saw that sign before
Andrew Timothy I've been living there for over a decade and I've never seen it before
I should really go to bed, but there's no way I can stop watching Ellen.
I am FROM Germany and I don't know what it means! XD
+nemo.cali Its not a real sign, its from a medical brochure about cystitis.. so ...the joke failed. ;)
I have never seen anyone REALLY nice until Ellen came along!
Fresh vaggies
Ew!
I know you....You watch Azzyland I think
You can insert your own joke right there. 😜
ive been up all night watching these i cant stop please i need help
She sounded so much like Dory when she said, "Oh My God!!" :D
Ellen's outfit is perfect, love her too!!!!!!!!!!
for some reason when she read the one about the chair, all i could think of was it sounded like GLaDOS from Portal
Thank go theres no school tomorrow for me ellen marathon :D Excited!!!
2:04 It means lady’s room also fire safe shelter.
The second half of this is so funny it gave me a cramps everywhere!
Me: I'm only going to watch Ellen one video
Me an hour later: Just one more Ellen video!
Ellen has such a beautiful soul. I love her
One time I saw a sign that said we cannot be responsible when they ment to put we are not responsible
Why Thankyou! I was suprised no one else had thought of it :P
It's 4:15am, what am I doing with my life?
Same here man 2:05 Am
Stopping that pesky cortisol from invading you bloodstream and raising your blood pressure.
I’m from Texas and I can confirm that no matter how many spelling errors are on that sighn the produce ain’t bad
I am from Germany and I have never seen this sign!
Dear Mr Tony,
Why is it that your laugh gets me everytime?
I LOVE ELLEN!!!!!!!!
William Smith It's true. We do.
HAHAHAHAHA!!! Ellen was so excited @0:28 accidentally told 7:49 instead of 6:49, still "I LOVE ELLEN" !! the best :) **Be kind to one another**
Someone should tell Ellen that the sign means: "HOT GIRLS HERE!" Jokes... lol
okay there are always exactly 301 viewers when I watch ellen. For the record. Its magical
The international language is Bad English!
So true lol
😂😂😂😂
So true😂😂
Love her jacket! Very fashionable Ellen!
0:18 "It'll be so confusing, passers-by will _have_ to slow down in order to read it!"
What is even funnier about the school speed zone sign is that they add the caveat - "School Days Only".
At 2:33 it was an 'e' first not an a it's easy to notice! Is this fake?
Japhan
#Japhan
D.O.!!
I can see a blue/green e behind the black a it's obviously a prank or it was done for the picture as a joke/ a claim to fame for the sender😂
Phan Howlter great catch!!
OMG! I live in williamston Michigan and this week for spring break I saw that first sign!
It's 9years passed ...🤗
And one time instead of a sign saying speed bump it said SPEED HUMP
mila bird that's just another name for them it's a commonly used term
LOL Ellen!! You're the only thing I miss about having cable
I know - female STD clinic !Vaggies ? Don't they have them in Ireland ?
wow, the first one was the most confusing, but great segment idea for the show i really like it. you should do a segment on whats wrong with these dresses? dresses!
0:55
Any chair may fell
For your safty
All legs must on floor
Who break, who pay
*noice.* 👌
So funny. Made me think of visiting my sister in the south, finding her daughters Christmas list. Couldn’t figure out what one item was until we read it out loud. She wrote “sail phone”
Where is the Sign in Germany...i can't remember sawing a sign like this before
Be careful there, in this country sawing signs is a misdemeanor offense!
Still we love sawing. :^)
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Love you Ellen
0:20 Umm... WHAT??!! 😲😂
I love hearing Tony in the background (:
She kinda sounds like Dory
She plays Dory
*face palm
It's a troll people come on!
She does play dory
+Buddy4507 it's a troll! No need to keep telling him/her
This was the funniest thing I have seen in quite a while.
lol who write
I no longer have a photo since it was taken in 2004, but we’d taken one stating that gigolos were not allowed on that corner and only on the other side of the street. Apparently, Jamaica lets you sell your thang, but only on the right side of the street. 🤣
fresh vaggies for sale
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cupcakeA clearly a kid wrote that fresh vaggies sign because an adult I would hope would know that sounds like they are selling fresh vaginas
SONG IT WITH ONLY 200 VIEWS!! YESS I LOVE YOU ELLEN!
The first one seem like something we would do ngl🤣
I wish I had one of these to send!
when I want to stay up all night i watch Ellen
The girl one with the fire.. THIS GIRL IS ON FIRRRRRRRE
I have loads of signs for you! I seriously don't know who makes them near me!
Laughing to tears! Thank you!
hahahah I am from Germany and we really do have this sign at our school !
After girls sports teacher realised that they just said they had ladies hurts and could not participate in sports lesson (and that every week), and he could only do the lesson with one or two girls, he put this sign in one edge of our sports hall. Now every girl who excuses herself (without an doctors sick note) because of this has to sit in this edge :D
You cant imagine how many more girls are participating ! :D
oh my god can't stop watching Ellen!!!
And that sign from Germany...well i am from germany but i never saw something like that before :DDD
I love how even though the sign says "Vaggies", if you look closely, you can see under it says "Veggies".
Ellen You Always Cheer Me Up
I love how if you really look, the sign does say Fresh Veggies but the overlay is Vaggies.
Damn, 4 hours watching Ellen. I've gotta go to bed....maybe just one more