Kitsune Aitsuki That name probably does not help her when she’s trying to get a job... “Hey I got the background history for that girl who applied.” “Ok, who is that?” *What it sounds like* “Failing Class” “........”
Actually the red wig and dress are worn by EVERY little girl in Broadway and high school Annie plays including a HORRIBLE movie last year. I’m old enough to remember the “lil Orphan Annie comic strips---with the red curly hair and red dress. Kinda like a Batman or Superman outfit. The clothes make the person.
You wanna know what's great about Ellen? She doesn't have to be crude or sexual or anything inappropriate to make someone laugh. She is just so funny and cute in her own way. I love and respect her so much for this. More people need to be like her in this aspect and many others.
I'm watching Ellen since last night. Sleep at 4am, wake up at 7am watching again until 12pm. Sleep and wake up at 5pm and start watching again. AND now its 9pm. I'm from Malaysia.
1:17 ... Makes perfect sense to me. Haven't you heard of the phrase, "Sleeping with the fishes"??? Which basically means, dead. So, don't drink too much or you may die out there in the water. No mystery to that sign at all... Very clever and funny in fact. Would probably get more attention and respect than a sign that simply said, "don't drink and swim, it is dangerous".
With the last picture Ellen says "Women be careful who you marry" but for all we know Normous could be Dixie's maiden name she might have been single when she won that competition.
So my mom's about to go out with my dad and this is what happens. mom: "hunny, you watchin ellen?" me: "yeah," her: "good," me: "why?" And then she goes: "Cause I'm going out, and I know if you're watching Ellen, you wont move for at least a few hours, so you can't get into any trouble." True freaking story.
a jomagurd My mum and auntie (mum's friend) are always joking about stuff and my white uncle has no sense of humour and they made some joke about death and my uncle was like "no, don't say that".
It's not singling out a group of people in an offensive way at all! It's not saying anything about the character, beliefs, or actions of Australians. It's simply pointing out that when those three little words are spoken with an American accent, they sound similar to a phrase (albeit a little cliche one) that we may associate as being a common greeting in Australia. I'm sorry I haven't studied the dialect of Australians to know exactly what they sound like.
It could be worse than marrying someone and your name turning out funny....I know someone who's full name is: Paige Mckensie Starnes. Let that sink in......
are they implying that alcohol can make you 'sleep with the fishes'? (of course the kissing implies the obvious interpretation of 'sleeping with', but what about the other interpretation?) like drowning? if so, that is incredibly clever.
OMG haha I watch Ellen everyday just to make me laugh, I love her. I love Twitch but I also miss Tony, he was awesome too, I miss his laugh and him on the show
Ellen said that women should be careful who they marry. Maybe Dixie's parents named her that because the family name was "Normous". She might be married to someone named "Longated".
1:13 - Maybe that's where we get the term "sleeping with the fishes."
Cary Pohlhammer no fish love
Plenty of _Fish_ in the sea
didn't they make a movie similar to that? think it won an Oscar for best picture this year
The saying is “Swimming with the fishes”
Cary Pohlhammer- I was thinking that in Thailand they misunderstood the meaning of "sleeping with the fishes."
I've been watching what's wrong with these photos on Ellen for hours, there are so many
+Eliza's Channel Same here! :)
same 💀
Me too
Oh my god Ellen stop being so funny and amazing I need to sleep!
Ikr
Nabiha Datoo wth
Nabiha Datoo
Nabiha Datoo same
Nabiha Datoo same I have school tomorrow I am hiding in the toilet I don't want to sleep
I had bad dreams all night so it's refreshing to watch these videos 😊
you are so cute
Oh thankyou so much!!
Kierra Nichole can I know about you more
I have a boyfriend. I'm sorry
hhhhhhhhhh I thought it was match dot com for a moment, we are here to watch not to date, better than Ellen's hhhhhhhh
My sister goes to school with a girl named Faylin Class.....
Kitsune Aitsuki omg I love that... its sad tho 😂
Kitsune Aitsuki lol
Kitsune Aitsuki That name probably does not help her when she’s trying to get a job...
“Hey I got the background history for that girl who applied.”
“Ok, who is that?”
*What it sounds like*
“Failing Class”
“........”
ELLEN is a wonderful comedienne....the best in my opinion...so fast with humor...love her!!!!!
My siblings and I were delivered into this world by Dr. Fee.
Did the first picture remind anyone of Annie from the movie "Annie"?!? Hahaha😂😂😂😂
YEAH
Angelina Arambula it's a hard nock life for us
I thought the mom looked like tootsie
Actually the red wig and dress are worn by EVERY little girl in Broadway and high school Annie plays including a HORRIBLE movie last year. I’m old enough to remember the “lil Orphan Annie comic strips---with the red curly hair and red dress.
Kinda like a Batman or Superman outfit. The clothes make the person.
Yeah
Tony has the best laugh ever. He almost makes me laugh more then Ellen does!
You wanna know what's great about Ellen? She doesn't have to be crude or sexual or anything inappropriate to make someone laugh. She is just so funny and cute in her own way. I love and respect her so much for this. More people need to be like her in this aspect and many others.
Warning alcohol impairs judgement: and now we know how aquaman was born.
She is so funny and when ever I'm sad and I watch this I feel better (thumbs this comment up if u think I'm righ
Freakin loser
1:26 He's gunna SLEEP WITH the fishes
Get it?
2:01 She's Bear-ly legal!
He's BEAR-ying her.
These comments are unbearable! :D
+Dezrp Studios
awkward activated how about no
You should be pun-ished for that, DK
She needs to do these for like the whole show!! Love the things she finds and the things her fans send it!! :)
I'm pretty sure "Dixie Normus" was a crank call name.
Giordan Diodato That's my porn name.
+TheGame2224
Is it meant to be ironic?
I would *hope* that's not an actual name...
I sure hope so
yeah Crank XD
Dixie Normous from Austin Powers!
I'm watching Ellen since last night. Sleep at 4am, wake up at 7am watching again until 12pm. Sleep and wake up at 5pm and start watching again. AND now its 9pm. I'm from Malaysia.
at 1:28 she should have continued, saying "And if the fish isn't me, it's not worth it"
1:17 ... Makes perfect sense to me. Haven't you heard of the phrase, "Sleeping with the fishes"??? Which basically means, dead. So, don't drink too much or you may die out there in the water. No mystery to that sign at all... Very clever and funny in fact. Would probably get more attention and respect than a sign that simply said, "don't drink and swim, it is dangerous".
Tony's laugh is so funny...😂😂
OMG the last one tho! XD Dixie Nourmous! Lololol
William Mather Ellen should have gotten Andy to say it.
Sabrecho that would have been SOOOOO FUNNY! LOL XD
i dont get it
DIXie NORMOUS if ur grown u will get it or a very weird kid.
+Dudetella Army neither do I
The awkward moment when you know the first person on the video ;D
Kisu Aran really
I love the man kissing the fish sign. It looks like there is a heart above them.
i guess you could say the sign guy is 'sleeping with the fishes'
or kissing the fish
They weren't kidding when they say there's other fish in the sea 😆
With the last picture Ellen says "Women be careful who you marry" but for all we know Normous could be Dixie's maiden name she might have been single when she won that competition.
Omg Ellen I love you so much!! You make me positive when I am not and you make me feel happier when I am sad! Keep doing what you do!!! :)
Imagine if someone had to say the name of the winner on TV!!! Love you Ellen!
OMG! my mom walks in at 3 in the morning
"what r u still doing on ur laptop"
"i have Ellen fever. i swear its a real thing!"
Ellen is not only the greatest comedienne but a real beauty!!!!
Tony's laugh is contagious
1:12
That picture gave del Toro his oscar
Who is watching in 2015-2016
me
I only made this to see how many people I get mad
👍👍👍👍👌👌👌 yup
me
Ruth Volkmann not me I'm in 2017
1:10 the shape of water...
akib h What about it?
I miss tony and his laugh lol
So my mom's about to go out with my dad and this is what happens.
mom: "hunny, you watchin ellen?"
me: "yeah,"
her: "good,"
me: "why?"
And then she goes: "Cause I'm going out, and I know if you're watching Ellen, you wont move for at least a few hours, so you can't get into any trouble."
True freaking story.
The first one is Napolean dynamite😂
😂😂😂😂
I did not understand the Dixi normouse last name joke? !
I'm not English-speaker
The name is dixie normous which sounds like 'dick is enormous'
Wow😂 I got it know thank you
+Luís Portela me 2 thnx😂
I don't ETHIER
+Luís Portela ohh i get it now
She should have made Andy read that!!!!
I'm from Thailand and I didn't even know there were signs like that! Deffo light hearted/funny way to say "drink responsible!" haha love it xD
Well Thai people have a good sense of humour
a jomagurd My mum and auntie (mum's friend) are always joking about stuff and my white uncle has no sense of humour and they made some joke about death and my uncle was like "no, don't say that".
Thank you!! I'm from Thailand LOL XD (What the sign meant to say was "Alcohol may mess with your thoughts")
hope dean
That gets sooooooo annoying! No one wants to hear about death. It's like a cultural thing. It's like I'll die sooner.
+Gohan Chan We know, it's just funny that the guy is missing a fish
+Emily Bell kissing*
imagine recieving a letter from the last lady : "Sincerely yours, Dixie Normous"
I love the ellen show, but only the whats wrong with this pictures part
It's been five days with Ellen now and my food supply is running dangerously low...
It's ok, Dixie, my mother used to work with a guy named Dick Wart. I wish I was joking.
Well it's 5 years later I can't sleep too and I'm watching these clips and they're so funny
I knew a lady named Hellan who married a man with the last name Hiwater put that together lol
Holly Nelson wait what
I've watched lots of videos by Helen highwater. Doesn't she talk about conspiracies or something?
Sleeping with the fishes just got literal
I dont get the last photo...
How old are you 6?
Jenna Sanders Don't be harsh! Am sure there are a lot of mature jokes you don't get!
.....
Jenna stfu your picture shows you and you look like your are in middle school.... Why do you get it?
Jenna Sanders Really nigga?! Look at ur fucking profile pic 😂
It's not singling out a group of people in an offensive way at all! It's not saying anything about the character, beliefs, or actions of Australians. It's simply pointing out that when those three little words are spoken with an American accent, they sound similar to a phrase (albeit a little cliche one) that we may associate as being a common greeting in Australia.
I'm sorry I haven't studied the dialect of Australians to know exactly what they sound like.
Dixie was stolen from Austin Powers....
Ain't nothing better than binge watching Ellen while trying to take a dump. Anyone else on an Ellen spree today?
What ever happened to Tony!?
That bear is the mascot for my school, no joke. 😂
What ever happened to Tony. Where is he?
It's 3am and I have to drive to San Francisco tomorrow, why am I watching this
Tony! Come back. :[
lol i LOVE Ellen she is so funny i wanna go to one of her shows really bad
Oh god, the last one XD
The drunk person on the sign is happy they found Dory!!!
the first one is creepy...
Ellen, you NEEEEEED to put Yolanda Gamp from how to cake it on your show, it's one of her New Years resolutions!!!!!!!
It could be worse than marrying someone and your name turning out funny....I know someone who's full name is:
Paige
Mckensie
Starnes. Let that sink in......
Sorry. Tried for at least a minute and still can't get it.
Ricardo Martin I couldn't either. Did you eventually figure it out?
I got it the first letters spell PMS
At least it wasn't Lucy Tupper!
I don't get that reference.
I actually understand that fish sign; it's saying if you drink and drive then you will sleep with the fishes.
my cheeks hurt :D
omg same! Ellen, please stoooop, I need to sleep!!! 😴
I think Ellen should run for president!
2:54 what's wrong with it
Precious Martinez if you say it all together it sounds like "dick's enormous"
Precious Martinez be uses when you say her whole name it sounds like dicks enormous
Precious Martinez I know right! It says dixie not d***y
Ellen was going to dance!! need to see the dance.. and the rest of the show.. i miss it, i really do... Awesome photos by the way lol
Tony is such a good sport! I miss him as a DJ on Ellen!
If you don't like something...just dance
That's Ellen for you
HAHAHA
Now I get the dixie normous!!!
Thankyou for helping me!
I love Tony's laugh!
I am in the library Ellen! please don't make me laugh!
I started watching Ellen videos like 3 hours ago O_O HELP I CANT STOP
So the guy in the Wheel of Fortune game should be awarded by saying Fish Love!
Im just starting to watch this show and i am addicted to these clips and when she scares people. I love Ellen so excellent :)
I just drove past that sign from Thailand yesterday...
I Love Ellens show its all so BLUE!!!
I loves Ellen's solution to everything: I'm just gonna dance :D
Its 6am... I'm still watching Ellen... *clicks next video*
I love how she said Queensland Australia... Where's all my Aussies
Here
This was posted 8 days before my birthday
That Dixie thing sounds like a phony phone call from Howard Stern.
The picture of the mother and daughter with glasses! LOL
I love how she's always ragging Tony xD
I laughed so hard when she said that the other fish look jealous... Lmao
The first one is the thumb nail for a good mythical morning episode
Who else saw the ad with Ellen right before watching this
If I was in the audience, I would volunteer to read it
Dixie Normous LOL took me a minute to understand.
The scary thing is that the first one looks EXACTLY like my dad and his mom when they were young.
Ellen should show the dancing at the end of the video
I was gonna start my homework after 1 Ellen show....126 shows later (with some repeats too) oh...homework...I'll start..soon. Shhhh! ads over!
that's funny cause ellen was the voice of dory from finding nemo
are they implying that alcohol can make you 'sleep with the fishes'? (of course the kissing implies the obvious interpretation of 'sleeping with', but what about the other interpretation?) like drowning? if so, that is incredibly clever.
Ellen looks exactly like my Mom with the curly hair & glasses!
OMG haha I watch Ellen everyday just to make me laugh, I love her. I love Twitch but I also miss Tony, he was awesome too, I miss his laugh and him on the show
I have to do chores but Ellen I can't get enough
Oh man, i feel sooo sorry for that woman's name at the end. I bet when that came up on tv, people fell over laughing.
Dixie Normous reminds me of when I was grocery shopping and they announced Tammy Pon to the counter ....
Ellen said that women should be careful who they marry. Maybe Dixie's parents named her that because the family name was "Normous". She might be married to someone named "Longated".
That first picture is precious, lol.