The Worst Thing I Ever Did for Drugs

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  • @TheGBLN
    @TheGBLN  7 месяцев назад +242

    THANK YOU FOR WATCHING

  • @conifer27
    @conifer27 7 месяцев назад +1997

    Waiting for the statute of limitations to expire for a story, then getting sponsored by a law firm on that video, is one of the funniest things Gob has ever done

    • @creativeexperience6388
      @creativeexperience6388 7 месяцев назад +10

      I agree 100%

    • @Stoned_Tortoise024
      @Stoned_Tortoise024 7 месяцев назад +8

      For fuckin sure it is

    • @yuka-gb4ij
      @yuka-gb4ij 4 месяца назад

      Lol should i start talking nah other mfs gone be implicated

    • @lephishe6271
      @lephishe6271 2 месяца назад

      Especially since it's a personal injury law firm that deals with car wrecks and he got a DUI from getting drunk and crashing into a tree

  • @ZorroFox2001
    @ZorroFox2001 7 месяцев назад +1424

    "Statutes of limitations" Oh boy this one's gonna be a banger

  • @kadinblack2764
    @kadinblack2764 7 месяцев назад +3465

    mf got sponsored by morgan and morgan 😭😭

    • @bigblueassbaby9074
      @bigblueassbaby9074 7 месяцев назад +846

      Who else’s audience could use lawyers as much as Goblin’s?

    • @userrshremy
      @userrshremy 7 месяцев назад +149

      bro fr I came straight to the comments 😭😭 wtf

    • @The-binge_710
      @The-binge_710 7 месяцев назад +12

      🤣

    • @murdurv
      @murdurv 7 месяцев назад +51

      like how tf😂 its goblin so i sat through it

    • @samsonhaze6595
      @samsonhaze6595 7 месяцев назад +46

      “Had to go to the chiropractor multiple times” 😂 goblin be gaming that system

  • @yungrichdadon44
    @yungrichdadon44 7 месяцев назад +203

    “Back in these days I could smoke a blunt and it made me feel like king von” 😭😭😭😭

  • @KidCypherTV
    @KidCypherTV 7 месяцев назад +550

    you know its good when goblin has to wait on the statute of limitations

  • @fizyrks
    @fizyrks 7 месяцев назад +189

    “This car’s like a bad bitch.. I was scared of it.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @HippytheKid419
    @HippytheKid419 7 месяцев назад +258

    "Taking a gander at some gloveboxes" is crazy

  • @adamgreenhill110
    @adamgreenhill110 7 месяцев назад +275

    I'm glad Goblin never went to prison. He's here now, telling people why they shouldn't do this dumb and illegal stuff. That's more valuable than prison time

    • @niclasc2152
      @niclasc2152 7 месяцев назад +8

      I guess his couple rounds at rehab did their job

    • @irisdaniels2318
      @irisdaniels2318 7 месяцев назад +29

      ​@@niclasc2152not rlly. he started doing drugs right after, and kept doing them after rehab for a while. he only smokes weed though now, and drinks still for sure

    • @irisdaniels2318
      @irisdaniels2318 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@niclasc2152he did them in rehab even, not with anything that could get him high though

    • @143ba
      @143ba 7 месяцев назад

      @@irisdaniels2318and the shroomies. but california sober is california sober

    • @Chillyp3
      @Chillyp3 7 месяцев назад +6

      Then you see the Goblin subreddit 😭

  • @CapnCrunchh
    @CapnCrunchh 7 месяцев назад +106

    2005 Pontiac GP driver here goblin your correct about everything except being unemployed I work at McDonald’s so I can continue to put gas in my tweaker car

    • @pjp332
      @pjp332 7 месяцев назад +16

      God bless

    • @shannond1511
      @shannond1511 7 месяцев назад +8

      Gobbless

    • @JulioEuropePharmaVendor
      @JulioEuropePharmaVendor 4 месяца назад +1

      Bro you down bad I hope your at least younger then 25 otherwise you should be ashamed of yourself

  • @killerclown001_6
    @killerclown001_6 7 месяцев назад +61

    Morgan and Morgan def got someone on their pr team that knows they gotta apply to the youth drug users 😂 💯

  • @Blix5.56
    @Blix5.56 7 месяцев назад +125

    I be sooo high i forget u talking and watch the game😂

    • @itsfatdaddyson4616
      @itsfatdaddyson4616 7 месяцев назад +3

      Nice 😂🎉

    • @changedmynamee
      @changedmynamee 6 месяцев назад +1

      Lmao fr gta rampages are so mesmerizing for some reason

    • @alexpivniouk8421
      @alexpivniouk8421 5 месяцев назад

      I literally have to rewind like 30 seconds for this reason. I be zooted at times

  • @theessay2530
    @theessay2530 7 месяцев назад +20

    Think it’s really under appreciated how good of a speaker and story teller he is

  • @user-vt2ic1ub7m
    @user-vt2ic1ub7m 7 месяцев назад +81

    Gobin how you gonna talk about Morgan and Morgan when you aren’t even gonna use them for your case😂

  • @vagnerboi
    @vagnerboi 7 месяцев назад +4

    Goblin giving 2 People the names “Thing 1 and Thing 2” is really creative.
    Usually it ends up with someone getting called Ashley 😂

  • @CAPTAINsaveAhomie
    @CAPTAINsaveAhomie 7 месяцев назад +56

    Morgan & morgan is the perfect gob sponsorship lmfao 😂🤣🤣

  • @dannyduncan66
    @dannyduncan66 7 месяцев назад +14

    THE CONSISTENCY HAS ME STROKING IT

  • @lifeweights7519
    @lifeweights7519 7 месяцев назад +12

    Hey Goblin, I have been following your channel sense 2019. I just wanted to say, I struggle with ADHD myself pretty bad, and they put me on a high dose of amphetamiens as well to deal with this. I just wanted to say, that I found, that whilst on these medications for ADHD, I find it very easy to spiral out of control and start going on binge with substances. I just wanted to make this comment to bring awareness to the fact, that having ADHD can make addiction already a problem, and that is further fueled with amphetamine based medications. The lack of calm, the uneasiness to fix this, from the amped feeling, can be a really powerful open door for addiction to come through.

  • @basedjohnson3111
    @basedjohnson3111 7 месяцев назад +34

    Wow goblin is really spoiling us with all these hoots and hollers.

  • @davidlundbye8932
    @davidlundbye8932 7 месяцев назад +7

    "i could smoke a blunt and feel like king von. I was up to no good" thats a damn good quote

  • @joeypatrick6170
    @joeypatrick6170 7 месяцев назад +30

    Excellent timing as always Gobby, listening too this while I put a customers car back together 😂😂

  • @jaxsonrogie2816
    @jaxsonrogie2816 7 месяцев назад +135

    hella hoots, hella hollers

    • @hallowspark3631
      @hallowspark3631 7 месяцев назад +4

      Indeed quite the hoot quite the holler

    • @jhetto
      @jhetto 7 месяцев назад

      HELLA TOKES

    • @doodalbob
      @doodalbob 7 месяцев назад +1

      bay areaaaa

    • @unstaybul
      @unstaybul 7 месяцев назад +3

      I cant even hoot to this, i immediately hollered

    • @AI-Records24
      @AI-Records24 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@unstaybulI’m the opposite, immediately hooted so can’t holler

  • @gamb
    @gamb 7 месяцев назад +9

    goblin never fails to fill me with a thick hot load of content, love it!

    • @ktry23s
      @ktry23s 7 месяцев назад +5

      what made you choose those words tho

  • @user-uq7rv4km5b
    @user-uq7rv4km5b 7 месяцев назад +9

    Gobster I’ve been watching you since about 12 years old 19 now and I ain’t gonna lie. I think you help me grow up a little bit and I just wanna say man I got your notifications on bro I watch every video you got coming out and I want you to keep making videos cause I’ll be with you til the end man love you. Also love pine park

    • @AI-Records24
      @AI-Records24 7 месяцев назад +1

      Damn imagine finding out your 12 year old watching this😂parents really gotta be careful with what their kids are doing online

  • @lordbandor6217
    @lordbandor6217 7 месяцев назад +7

    So many story RUclipsrs out there and Goblin is the only one that I feel like is actually telling real stories (I think yolas are too) been watching for years and he just never seems like he’s capping love you gobbers

  • @candypunch7441
    @candypunch7441 7 месяцев назад +19

    Literally the only guy I will watch a sponsorship script for😂

  • @bchampa97
    @bchampa97 7 месяцев назад +1

    “if you have a gun you can pretty much steal from anywhere”😭😭

  • @Devious90210
    @Devious90210 7 месяцев назад +40

    My boy getting sponsored by insurance companies now? Aye, we up 😤🔥‼️

    • @rcmtv8352
      @rcmtv8352 7 месяцев назад +10

      *law firm but yea we definitely up

    • @Mercuryalreadytaken
      @Mercuryalreadytaken 7 месяцев назад +6

      to be fair they are more of a scam company than a law firm. Ambulance Chasers are the lowest of the low.

    • @greenswamponion7330
      @greenswamponion7330 7 месяцев назад +6

      Morgan and Morgan smoking that OnlyGas 😂 they gotta rep their dawg

  • @Young-Bump
    @Young-Bump 7 месяцев назад +13

    lmao the morgan and morgan ad is funny asf

  • @Landonx6
    @Landonx6 7 месяцев назад +17

    enjoying a bagel with a new gobby upload this morning🔥💪

  • @M8skell
    @M8skell 6 месяцев назад +1

    Smoke a blunt and feel like king Von 🤣🤣🤣 Gob doesn’t disappoint I swear

  • @haroldinho420
    @haroldinho420 7 месяцев назад +8

    11:27 Gobby we need your tarkov gameplay in the background of one of these i stg 😂😂

  • @Lylslet
    @Lylslet 2 месяца назад +1

    The drug guy getting sponsored by a law firm is great, but him dropping one of the most informative and passionate ads is even better 💀

  • @ROYALTHRUST
    @ROYALTHRUST 7 месяцев назад +5

    “A fragment of a penny on the ground and id harvest that” 🤣🤣

  • @SHAINSG
    @SHAINSG 7 месяцев назад +12

    Coffee, dabs, and a fresh Goblin drop. 🤌🏽

    • @Landonx6
      @Landonx6 7 месяцев назад +2

      samee best morning combo💨

  • @orszubonyai589
    @orszubonyai589 7 месяцев назад +4

    I just got high and started scrolling through youtube and I see a GOBLIN video and it made my day!
    Thanks for uploading videos at the right time!

    • @Scotty-vs4lf
      @Scotty-vs4lf 7 месяцев назад

      bro my plug didnt answer me today ahhhhhhhhhh
      im fucking dry

    • @TheArtofFugue
      @TheArtofFugue 7 месяцев назад

      @@Scotty-vs4lfL

    • @Scotty-vs4lf
      @Scotty-vs4lf 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@TheArtofFugue bruh 6 mins ago he texted me "sorry brotha i was asleep"

  • @mlgdoge2209
    @mlgdoge2209 7 месяцев назад +1

    ''If you have a gun, you can rob anything!'' great way to end the video lol

  • @eliasferro1065
    @eliasferro1065 7 месяцев назад +12

    Absolutely the most perfectly timed upload. Love you gobby ❤

  • @requice8926
    @requice8926 7 месяцев назад +1

    "this car had no idea" funny asf lmaoo

  • @randomdudewholikesmusic1640
    @randomdudewholikesmusic1640 7 месяцев назад +16

    May I suggest: Rolling a Backwood on the Play Button? You're up now, and only going up. Time to make it special.

  • @samsonhaze6595
    @samsonhaze6595 6 месяцев назад +2

    “Those kids they probably have older brothers that sell low-grade marijuana” that was oddly specific 😆😂

  • @dannyduncan66
    @dannyduncan66 7 месяцев назад +5

    Awesome consistency goblin, keep edging 🙌⭐️

  • @uoukie3155
    @uoukie3155 7 месяцев назад +11

    "This car is like a bad bitch i was scared of it" is one of the realist things I've ever heard

  • @jakemyers8538
    @jakemyers8538 7 месяцев назад +5

    the Morgan and Morgan sponsor LMAOOO big W but still hilarious

  • @billboyd4583
    @billboyd4583 7 месяцев назад +2

    Man them car hopping days was crazy 😂😂

  • @dialga236
    @dialga236 7 месяцев назад +4

    i love how gobby's gta gameplay is him causing as much havoc as possible

  • @AboveAverageGamer1
    @AboveAverageGamer1 7 месяцев назад +1

    U really callin me out with that pontiac comment 😂😂😂

  • @kweizarr
    @kweizarr 7 месяцев назад +7

    Love them back to back goblin uploads 🔥

  • @egode4thh
    @egode4thh 4 месяца назад +1

    the fact morgan & morgan sponsored you talking about car hopping while killing npcs in gta is insane

  • @vrz2000
    @vrz2000 7 месяцев назад +3

    imagine you wait years for your interaction with goblin to be talked about and you get reduced to thing 1 or thing 2

  • @FlippyNL-zx1mb
    @FlippyNL-zx1mb 7 месяцев назад +1

    Smoked a blunt and made me feel king von 😂😂😂😂😭🤣

  • @user-gy6ud3tm7b
    @user-gy6ud3tm7b 6 месяцев назад +3

    Goblin saying the worst thing he did for drugs was car hopping put me in my place, made me think like “damn goblin thinks it’s that bad and I do that shit any time I ever get the chance to, mayb I’m worse than I thought” That being said, me and my homeboy bouta go hit up a smoke shop cause it’s easy and we broke, see ya gang

  • @StickyIckyBlickyJick71273
    @StickyIckyBlickyJick71273 Месяц назад

    This is the type of story your friend would tell you while simultaneously saying he's not addicted

  • @DennisHeenan
    @DennisHeenan 7 месяцев назад +7

    Car hopping with the homies got me pepper spray too (Fubu kept that), some beats (mine), a laptop (went to Myles), and $70 cash (split $30 Fubu, $20 me, $20 Myles).
    Small retirement town, everyone trusts everyone.

    • @xhxhxhxchchchch6901
      @xhxhxhxchchchch6901 7 месяцев назад +4

      Why did you add names we have no fukin clue who these people are

    • @DennisHeenan
      @DennisHeenan 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@xhxhxhxchchchch6901 I’m sorry you don’t understand story writing, I’m sure English class was tough.
      For me to have an understandable story I need to label people individually In a manner of which is viable for later storytelling, the same way Gobby does with people of whom he is introducing for the first time, and since they are my friends and I have no need to hide their names I’m not gonna mis-label them.
      Now if it’s needed, I can reference this story and have names for the individuals I’m referencing making it easier to make connections in my statements.
      Why did you come in here all hostile when I have no fucking clue who you are?
      If you don’t care about my story, or you have a complaint about my process for telling it, you can courteously hop off of my d***.
      Good luck out there!

    • @impulces3204
      @impulces3204 7 месяцев назад

      @@xhxhxhxchchchch6901fr wtf lol

    • @turboshazed7370
      @turboshazed7370 7 месяцев назад +4

      Why the hell you snitching on yourself and friends

    • @DennisHeenan
      @DennisHeenan 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@turboshazed7370 Not snitching, Fubu was with when I typed it out.
      Can you identify anyone in the story?
      Are you capable of figuring out who these people are?
      Worry about yourself.

  • @Fwiggleschhnot.pobbleywoodle
    @Fwiggleschhnot.pobbleywoodle 7 месяцев назад +1

    "That box was like a bad bitch, i wss scared of it" another banger as usual

  • @mitch420
    @mitch420 7 месяцев назад +7

    what happened to the ecstasy video?

  • @ExDrilly
    @ExDrilly 7 месяцев назад +1

    LMFAO GOBBY GOING JUGGIN

  • @_gooze
    @_gooze 7 месяцев назад +4

    Goblin, the timing..just *chefs kiss* 🤌

  • @josephwactor4283
    @josephwactor4283 7 месяцев назад +1

    Bro said he would harvest a fragment of a Penny 😂

  • @FourLokoMan
    @FourLokoMan 7 месяцев назад +5

    “i could smoke a blunt and feel like king von!” 😂😂😂 too funny

  • @teammillion2
    @teammillion2 7 месяцев назад

    i swear the way he tells storys gets funnier and better every time, "those are some bad kids they probably have an older brother that sells some low grade weed" 😂

  • @okididntaskbozo218
    @okididntaskbozo218 7 месяцев назад +6

    GOBBY OUT HERE WIT 3 BANGERS IN A ROW🔥🔥🔥

  • @systemkey1
    @systemkey1 7 месяцев назад +1

    11:24 “and acquired loot.” 😂 omg

  • @LittlenoskillzV2
    @LittlenoskillzV2 7 месяцев назад +2

    I love you goblin every video I always say the first 10 seconds wit u. Always a hoot and a holler brotha. Keep grinding

  • @green25459
    @green25459 7 месяцев назад +2

    My man gob’s car Jackin just so he can hit the serve, that’s a jam bro!!

  • @ericwilliams5343
    @ericwilliams5343 7 месяцев назад +3

    Imagine if his story videos were animated😂

  • @dss-ri5zy
    @dss-ri5zy 7 месяцев назад +2

    One time I was car hopping and there was this known dealer that lived behind us. He had a few people over and we figured this would be the best time to hit their cars because we figured the extra cars were customers that planned to be there for only a little bit. My friend tried the driver side door on one of them and he said it was locked. I had a gut feeling to check the passenger side of door and it wasn’t locked. There was a case of carts minus 2 boxes (80 carts) of glos that at the time I knew plenty of people who paid 30$ a pop. I put them in my hoodie and without saying a word ran the long way to my house. My friend followed and when we got there he was like what the fuck happened bruh. Then I pulled this out and we were so lit I was shaking. Turns out I’m checking stories the next day seeing who needs, a guy I have bought from a lot, who I had no clue knew dude behind my house posted a pic of the empty case of carts in his car saying he’s done selling and he’s only got bud and no carts. I felt really bad for the dude because he was the only guy I knew who didn’t tax for boxes of carts. Also found a little less then a pound of Reggie in what was a totally empty trailer except for the garage (the guy I knew that lived there that was his room) that I’d all his shit still (he was in jail, idk why it was all there😂) but that’s all a different storey

  • @charliebarajas8238
    @charliebarajas8238 7 месяцев назад +5

    Just finished working out when Goblin uploaded once again another banger. You can't beat this man frfr

  • @ojshawdy7247
    @ojshawdy7247 6 месяцев назад

    Bro got sponsored by a lawyer 😂😂😂 i thought I was high asf

  • @bradymoss
    @bradymoss 7 месяцев назад +3

    where is the snorting x to cure my depression?? i didn’t even get to watch it

  • @b.east42
    @b.east42 6 месяцев назад

    Can’t believe how accurate that Grand Prix driver description was

  • @tf2pyro590
    @tf2pyro590 7 месяцев назад +3

    major respect to goblin for getting morgan and morgan sponsorship, he is really for the people™

  • @sickdirtbag
    @sickdirtbag 7 месяцев назад

    So funny how bro said a car drove by and he had to stand like a NPC 😂😭😭

  • @heatwole
    @heatwole 7 месяцев назад +1

    stealing the car change is next level gooning

  • @tyronemagnus6450
    @tyronemagnus6450 7 месяцев назад +3

    PERFECT TIMING GOB I JUST RAILED a .5 and popped 2 xans true degen hours!!!!

    • @bruh-mj4wu
      @bruh-mj4wu 7 месяцев назад +1

      Nice, you should drink as well

  • @122jonte
    @122jonte 7 месяцев назад +1

    Goblin is a downright menace to society in the gta gameplay

  • @fastfarari
    @fastfarari 7 месяцев назад +1

    Naaah goblin pulled the Morgan and Morgan plug that’s craaazy

  • @jeremyt1076
    @jeremyt1076 3 месяца назад

    I really love that bro didn't put ytb ads that just make the stories more captivating

  • @KIRSTENEVERETT
    @KIRSTENEVERETT Месяц назад

    my boy just be bored on gta committing war crimes😂

  • @jroche3354
    @jroche3354 6 месяцев назад +1

    Been going through some stuff and you always put a smile on my face amazing video and amazing sponsorship comments have me dying , love from the U.K. btw !

  • @ajbrown2313
    @ajbrown2313 7 месяцев назад +2

    Aye man im a pontiac driver, i have expired tags, fucked up muffler, age 17, full on addict, pothead, skipping school off the bars rn 😂. Real shit too

  • @c.edwards4457
    @c.edwards4457 7 месяцев назад +1

    Gobby with the timing. Currently at schoo off of 3 shots of vodka, 2 blunts, 2 25mg vyvanse, half a tab, 2 gs of mushrooms, and a boofed meth crystal

  • @BennettPlayz
    @BennettPlayz 7 месяцев назад

    "this car was like a bad bitch, i was scared of it" is a fire quote lmaoo

  • @upoffXandOxy
    @upoffXandOxy 7 месяцев назад +2

    Damnnn goblin got that Morgan & Morgan sponser 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @RitTF2
    @RitTF2 6 месяцев назад +1

    Bro saying statue of limitations like it’s a monument somewhere lmao

  • @haydentittle1955
    @haydentittle1955 7 месяцев назад +1

    Hootin is a gateway to hollering

  • @Jahsuke1
    @Jahsuke1 7 месяцев назад +2

    You already know it’s a hoot and a holler when the statute of limitations has to run out

  • @TranceVortex-uh4by
    @TranceVortex-uh4by 7 месяцев назад

    Just realised that I've been watching gob for almost 8 years, I'm so grateful he helped me through so much shit. Have a hoot people.

  • @Teekay_96
    @Teekay_96 7 месяцев назад

    “if you gotta gun you can steal from pretty much anywhere” 😂😂

  • @HTH676
    @HTH676 7 месяцев назад

    Dawg I’m fried, I just logged into my phone, swiped all the way to the left, and went to the top search bar and typed “goblin”

  • @mr.edward9271
    @mr.edward9271 7 месяцев назад +1

    The best antidepressant treatment. The goblin treatment.

  • @jigson3865
    @jigson3865 7 месяцев назад +1

    Goblin I’ll get an onlygas QR code tattoo on my forehead that directs to your site, for a oz a week lmao

  • @alanenright5273
    @alanenright5273 6 месяцев назад

    Bro I never thought I would here a Morgan and morgan ad come from this man

  • @AJ.fr.
    @AJ.fr. 7 месяцев назад +1

    How tf did you get sponsored by Morgan & morgan 😂 something I’d never think I’d see

  • @lordmaxwell7
    @lordmaxwell7 7 месяцев назад +1

    Any chance you’d do a video about your thca products? maybe try some samples, give us your thoughts and talk about the effects. Great video

  • @zoomerpanda3215
    @zoomerpanda3215 7 месяцев назад +1

    "We got a RICO act on Goblin!" 10:11

  • @echotransparent8030
    @echotransparent8030 7 месяцев назад +2

    3 DAYS IN A ROW LETS GOO

  • @Dellz958
    @Dellz958 Месяц назад +1

    No bs I just started watchin your videos and although they are entertaining you make me wanna stay away from drugs even more

  • @shred_meister
    @shred_meister 6 месяцев назад

    Lmfao I’m the thing 1 and 2 type homie 😂 I’m always like tweaked when my bro gets up to mischief like I’m South Park butters lol

  • @user-ko7ri4ut6k
    @user-ko7ri4ut6k 7 месяцев назад +1

    never fails to make me laugh zooted ass off