MORTIS | FAITH: Chapter 1

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  • Опубликовано: 19 янв 2025

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye  5 лет назад +9206

    MORTIS

  • @Sir_Steven
    @Sir_Steven 5 лет назад +5739

    "Man, I've never shot a demon with a 12 gauge shotgun before."
    Wait, so you've never played Doom?

    • @BboyStampede
      @BboyStampede 5 лет назад +52

      István Lippai yo lucky he liked your comment

    • @daniyal18dec33
      @daniyal18dec33 5 лет назад +13

      IKR

    • @romeoroben890
      @romeoroben890 5 лет назад +13

      Ááá.... Magyar top komment😇😇

    • @angelix_8
      @angelix_8 5 лет назад +6

      Nice pfp.
      Also nice number of likes (690)

    • @Jotenks
      @Jotenks 5 лет назад +12

      BRYlol what are you 5 years old he licked his comment because it was funny

  • @BK-xg3mw
    @BK-xg3mw 5 лет назад +1029

    6-year-old you sneaking out at 1:00 AM to get cheese from the fridge:
    "What I'm about to do has not been approved by the vatican."

    • @fishsauce617
      @fishsauce617 5 лет назад +39

      That made me laugh
      "what I'm about to do has not been approved by the Vatican" is such a powerful line

    • @k1dsenjoyer
      @k1dsenjoyer 2 года назад +3

      Needs more recognition seriously

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 3 месяца назад

      I think that before I do anything.
      When I’m waking up too early for work.
      When I’m about to give meds to an animal that might take a bite out of me.
      When I’m ‘bout to wear cat ears and a maid dress.

    • @TheGlinky
      @TheGlinky Месяц назад

      ​@@dr.altoclef9255last one is relatable

  • @mach.in.a
    @mach.in.a 5 лет назад +2651

    "September 21, 1987"
    *Mark's voice in the distance: is that the bite of 87?*

    • @starlet5184
      @starlet5184 5 лет назад +25

      Exira the Otaku more like matpat

    • @weirddname5299
      @weirddname5299 4 года назад +9

      Thats exactly what i thought 😂

    • @mach.in.a
      @mach.in.a 4 года назад +7

      @@maybooe22 because you're fellow theatre trash-

    • @HopePapernacky
      @HopePapernacky 4 года назад +3

      Frey The theater kid
      666th like

    • @TrinityTronos
      @TrinityTronos 4 года назад +4

      @@mach.in.a you being a little shiet to Heathers? You hush it.

  • @atanasijear9059
    @atanasijear9059 5 лет назад +3251

    When i stub my toe:
    *M O R T I S*

    • @suspicien1543
      @suspicien1543 5 лет назад +2

      First

    • @candewing3968
      @candewing3968 5 лет назад +6

      Death

    • @Nirovix
      @Nirovix 5 лет назад +9

      Yes

    • @camronhero1459
      @camronhero1459 5 лет назад +3

      I smell stolen content.

    • @budge3035
      @budge3035 4 года назад +10

      I stubbed my toe when I had an ingrown toenail, i screamed mortis as soon as I hit the ground

  • @standard1703
    @standard1703 5 лет назад +1151

    I like how innocently Jack walks into the game unsuspecting of the fuccery he's about to witness

    • @gusep9169
      @gusep9169 4 года назад +17

      Ḣ̶̨̤̼͙̹̳̤̹̊̒͐̅̀̚͝M̵̩̫̫͖̺͇̂͋̇͌̈́̆̋̊̃̐̋͜͜͠͝M̸̡̧̫̞̖̗̯͙͍̯͒̂̇̍͆̈́̇̂̑̃̏͐͘̚̕m̵̢͖̝͓̤̭̝̗͇͙̓̀̎͗̍́̂̐̽́̈̚͜M̵͔̦̠̝͉͎̳̝̠͓̪̹͐̀͐̍͂̇ḿ̸̻͍̬̭̫̫͉͓͖͂̇͐̂́́̎͋͘

  • @strangersync3959
    @strangersync3959 5 лет назад +861

    Sean: "I'm getting all the secrets"
    Literally 30 seconds after walking away from the unread note

    • @gnat249
      @gnat249 5 лет назад +9

      I was just about to comment the same thing lmao

    • @noah3508
      @noah3508 5 лет назад

      What a copy

    • @Oyasumi05
      @Oyasumi05 5 лет назад

      @@noah3508 wow theu copied something I've never seen before? That takes some talent

    • @noah3508
      @noah3508 5 лет назад

      I am very wize

    • @eow4317
      @eow4317 5 лет назад

      Wize Man this entire comment thread confuses me. Perhaps I am not Wize enough

  • @pictocat3752
    @pictocat3752 5 лет назад +1606

    Game: " Father Allred. "
    Jack: " That can't be me, my character's *all blue.* "
    *_SPEECH 100_*

  • @mr.cup6yearsago211
    @mr.cup6yearsago211 5 лет назад +1525

    “lOl SuCk It JaCkSePtIcEyE.”
    That little edit killed me. Nice one.

  • @CiDK
    @CiDK 5 лет назад +2817

    *"what I'm about to do have not been approved by the Vatican"*
    -every teenager finding out about porn

  • @hollyvoorhees2002
    @hollyvoorhees2002 5 лет назад +4274

    Ya know Sean, exercising demons is difficult. Luckily, switching to Geico and saving 15%or more on car insurance is easy.

    • @Adplusamequalsadam
      @Adplusamequalsadam 5 лет назад +100

      Not true, I found out they’re charging me almost double what the other companies are quoting for the same coverage. Gonna be switching soon.

    • @Alexandradenhart6655
      @Alexandradenhart6655 5 лет назад +31

      Holly Voorhees LMAOOOO

    • @hugeballs
      @hugeballs 5 лет назад +14

      you got the same last name as jason

    • @abelkoh2723
      @abelkoh2723 5 лет назад +15

      I know, demons are very lazy and hate to move (out of the human body)

    • @Alexandradenhart6655
      @Alexandradenhart6655 4 года назад +1

      Holly Voorhees Don’t be rude

  • @laurenare2184
    @laurenare2184 5 лет назад +1154

    “Karen,”
    Jack: *Respect the dRiP*

  • @tiredyetsoft
    @tiredyetsoft 5 лет назад +1254

    “That’s the power of the lord, and a 12 gauge shotgun” thats the best thing I’ve heard Sean say

  • @duzziewuzzie4388
    @duzziewuzzie4388 5 лет назад +1975

    Jack: *makes demonic noises and screams mother*
    Ad: Life is stressful
    Don't know why I found that funny

  • @demusicrox
    @demusicrox 5 лет назад +1761

    “I am not Father Allred, I am Father Allblue.”
    _chokes on cereal_

  • @omumafu6346
    @omumafu6346 5 лет назад +478

    "EGG FERGIE RAPTOR"
    Jack: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!?

    • @anthonylesley982
      @anthonylesley982 5 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @existenceisrelative
      @existenceisrelative 4 года назад +7

      Well he _did_ piss himself, eat a paleontologist, and start doing flips.
      You can understand the confusion.

    • @Tsuginocest
      @Tsuginocest 4 года назад +2

      Is that a Hanako-Kun pfp??

    • @Iamacertifiedsandvich
      @Iamacertifiedsandvich Месяц назад

      Well he didn’t really know that she actually said unforgivable

  • @angelwolfheart9260
    @angelwolfheart9260 5 лет назад +698

    "Everyone's broken into a house at some point."
    *adds that to bucket list*

    • @LeeDassin
      @LeeDassin 5 лет назад +20

      I had to break into my own house when I forgot my keys, it was weird and I’m sure it would have looked suspicious if I’d lived on a busy street. So it doesn’t have to be someone else’s house, you can test yourself and lock yourself out of your own house ;)

    • @Itsyourmom_190
      @Itsyourmom_190 5 лет назад +3

      Angel Wolfheart 69th like

    • @thepickleofdestiny4536
      @thepickleofdestiny4536 5 лет назад +4

      I... Felt so called out but it's so true. Its not illegal if you don't get caught!

    • @bug675
      @bug675 5 лет назад +2

      One time I was staying at my great grandma's house and shes the only one with the key so we had to crawl through a tiny ass window to get in

    • @balistah1287
      @balistah1287 5 лет назад +3

      Lololololololololololol

  • @josephfernandesjr5595
    @josephfernandesjr5595 5 лет назад +357

    *shoots possessed girl in back of head*
    Jack: "that's the power of the LORD"

  • @whatisthis1522
    @whatisthis1522 5 лет назад +1130

    "Call the Winchesters!"
    *cries in last season of supernatural*

    • @SilverYPheonix
      @SilverYPheonix 5 лет назад +1

      @Максим Бугаенко I know, right? What a shocker.

    • @megansk
      @megansk 5 лет назад +1

      Meeee 😭😭🖤

    • @fluidfox1239
      @fluidfox1239 5 лет назад +1

      Saaame!

    • @valkyrie_wyvern
      @valkyrie_wyvern 5 лет назад +3

      Same! 😭😭😭 I don't want it to end!!!

    • @fomalhaut_the_great
      @fomalhaut_the_great 5 лет назад +10

      All good things must come to an end, lest they become bad. Ex. Spongebob, The Simpsons, those few ongoing soap operas with like hundreds of seasons with thousands of episodes, etc

  • @jazzyangelflower3344
    @jazzyangelflower3344 5 лет назад +1095

    Teacher: What would Jesus be called if he was female?
    Jack: *Raises hand*
    Teacher: Yes Jack?
    Jack:
    2:48

  • @arkron81
    @arkron81 5 лет назад +897

    "I'm getting all the information!"
    Says Sean after he walks right past a paper just three screens away.

  • @Xombic0780
    @Xombic0780 5 лет назад +1167

    Sean: "What if I don't take the shotgun?"
    Micheal: _It's free real estate_

    • @aidange8863
      @aidange8863 5 лет назад +58

      ***I HAVE THE BODY OF A PIG***

    • @Xombic0780
      @Xombic0780 5 лет назад +57

      @@aidange8863 **YOU CANNOT DEFY ME, BOB ROSS**

    • @gusep9169
      @gusep9169 4 года назад +2

      Ḧ̵̢̧̪͕̩͎͉̱̟̀͌͌ȩ̵̢͔̙̲̩͉̱̦̟̻̍́̓͋̊͑̄͝y̷̙̰̻͎̬̜̜̜̅ ̸̪͓̖͔̣̗̞͙͖̭͍̃̄̒̿̈ͅͅg̶̛̜̳̩̙̺͇͎͇̟̣͙͖̟̒͐͊̉͊̇̾̓͘͝ͅȗ̷̢͉̦͕̻̜̳̞͚̙̻̱̲̠̂̈̀͊͊͋̊̚y̷̡̬̥̦̯̓̆́̄͊̽͐̾͗̿͘̚̚͜s̴̡͚̮͙̙͔͉̯̱̹̉̃̒͘̕͘͠ ̸̨̥̹̣̊̉̀̇I̷̟̦̦̟̤̜̟͐̃́̃́̚͘͘Ţ̷̢̦͙̜̳̖͙͙̤͉̠̐͑̒̔́S̸̢̨̹̠̹̺̩̿͆̑̍͘͝ ̴̨̣̤̂̆͑̈͌F̴̹̯͔̥̺́͑ͅR̷̢͕͎͔͍̖̩̋͗̾̉E̴͓̤̹͈̥̦̼̬̭̺̯͆̆͐̄́̿̋͗̍̔͋̚̕ͅĘ̸͉̦͈̪̖͖̫̦͎͎͙͋̑̑̒̕͜͝ ̴̫̥̞̹͕̼͈̮̘̲̫͐͗̓̀̋̕͝Ŗ̶̧̛̝͚̙̯̮̠̮͉͋̋̉̍͊̕͘͜Ḙ̴̖͂͐̀̊́̒̏͂̓̿͑͝A̸̡̧͚̖̻̯̦͓̠̱̤͖̿ͅL̶͚̱̖͈̼̏͂̀͝ ̷̻͙̝̲̞̳̙̞̀͗͋̊̌̂́͐̔̎̾̄̑͌̕Ę̶̗̫̜̖̘̮̪̲͖̯̫́̐̄̐̎̉̈͐̄́͘͜S̸̛̙̘͛̿͊͒̏̇͋́͝T̸̪̯͉̠̥̓̽͊͘͝A̵̝͚̝̘̞͈͔̠͈̬̭̓̈́̾Ţ̵̞̺͖̙̘̻̳̓̂̀̃̂̐͑̓̽̀͘͜ͅȨ̴̨̦̤̲̤͙̰̎͋͆̐̍͒͜ ̵̧̢̫̰̤̪̭͇͎͔͔̱̌̈́̉̓͌̔͒͗̍̃͘͜

    • @zumbatralumba7063
      @zumbatralumba7063 7 месяцев назад

      *I HAVE TO PARTY, I'M A PIG*

  • @Gabbie.xoxoxo
    @Gabbie.xoxoxo 5 лет назад +450

    Demons: *Exist*
    Jack with the crucifix: “UNLIMITED POWER”

  • @noturaveragegamer0
    @noturaveragegamer0 5 лет назад +888

    Father Allred: **Exists**
    Jack: That can’t be me, I’m all blue
    Me: **WHEEZE**

    • @Ruhee
      @Ruhee 5 лет назад +7

      Lunar_Mist i just read this as soon as he said it

    • @savedname9959
      @savedname9959 4 года назад +2

      I mustn't like. 420 likes. Just know, I like it in my heart...

    • @springyard20xx42
      @springyard20xx42 4 года назад +3

      Well he’s right. The player’s name is John Ward, not Father Allred.

    • @noturaveragegamer0
      @noturaveragegamer0 4 года назад +2

      SpringYard 20XX It was a ✨Joke✨

    • @mothman125
      @mothman125 4 года назад +3

      Lol 666 likes

  • @chileyatembo70
    @chileyatembo70 5 лет назад +725

    Me: confesses to crush
    Her: sorry I don't like you the same way
    Me: *Mortis*

  • @ponikojijedekroasan9995
    @ponikojijedekroasan9995 5 лет назад +625

    Jack: "I don't belive in god"
    Also Jack: " *I'VE GOT THE POWER OF JESUS CHRIST* "

    • @mandiecarson1949
      @mandiecarson1949 5 лет назад +8

      Poni Koji Jede Kroasan Jesus at least has some historical evidence

    • @shadow_leaf7965
      @shadow_leaf7965 5 лет назад +22

      "I have the power of God and Anime on my side!"

    • @zakriyaejaz6076
      @zakriyaejaz6076 5 лет назад +1

      @@mandiecarson1949 Some?

    • @typhusnurgle409
      @typhusnurgle409 5 лет назад +9

      @@zakriyaejaz6076 The historicity of Jesus relates to whether Jesus of Nazareth was a historical figure. Virtually all scholars who have investigated the history of the Christian movement find that the historicity of Jesus is effectively certain, and standard historical criteria have aided in reconstructing his life. BUT that is not to say god is real.

    • @greengreen110
      @greengreen110 5 лет назад +1

      he's depresed Jesus Crist beacose he doesn't belive in himself

  • @moik4037
    @moik4037 5 лет назад +562

    "Everyone's broken into a house at some point"
    Is there even a way of proving that wrong?

  • @tallmyster1323
    @tallmyster1323 5 лет назад +613

    "lOL SoOk IiT JacCSepticeeye."
    "YoO CanooT WiiN SEAN."
    "MOOrTisBEETCH."
    I am loving these custom lines xD
    EDIT: "MorTiTs." and "I kNOw UR wattCHINg ThiS oNN YoUUTUbe!"

  • @Gabbie.xoxoxo
    @Gabbie.xoxoxo 5 лет назад +626

    Narrator: “Change da world, my final message”

    • @bkicks8310
      @bkicks8310 5 лет назад +31

      change da world... my final message... goodbye

    • @itsray1878
      @itsray1878 5 лет назад +3

      Yee

    • @peeb6412
      @peeb6412 5 лет назад

      Goodbye

  • @Robin-234
    @Robin-234 5 лет назад +448

    The video started and I'm greeted with:
    "Suggestion: Having a heart attack..."
    *...ok then.*

  • @itsamehjek8874
    @itsamehjek8874 5 лет назад +179

    Jack: *misses a paper*
    Also Jack: I’m getting all the information!

  • @suzyeide2320
    @suzyeide2320 5 лет назад +542

    “ *EGG FERGIE RAPTOR* ”
    Spoken like a true demon

  • @fartnut8553
    @fartnut8553 5 лет назад +204

    “What I’m about to do has not been approved by the Vatican.”
    -Kindergartners
    before taking two Jolly Ranchers from the teacher instead of one.

    • @mx.sinistxr
      @mx.sinistxr 5 лет назад +2

      Shoto Todoroki i knew some 5th graders who did that lol

  • @SKLLRTZ
    @SKLLRTZ 5 лет назад +778

    *_”What im about to do has not been approved by the Vatican.”_*
    Me everyday

  • @emilyp887
    @emilyp887 5 лет назад +716

    Jack: "Exercise the house! Exercise the carpet! Exercise the couch!"
    Me: *imagining everything in the house doing jumping jacks*

    • @emilyp887
      @emilyp887 5 лет назад +16

      JinMause I know the difference between the words, I chose that spelling on purpose

    • @hughmunguswho
      @hughmunguswho 5 лет назад +16

      @@jinmause206 Sorry,but trying to roast him by telling him the amount of o's needed in woosh,is just purely dumb,it doesn't matter since it has the same meaning,just less o's.

    • @ryuta2038
      @ryuta2038 5 лет назад +1

      @@hughmunguswho it kind of does matter. If someone uses less or more than 4 o's then it shows they're one of those idiots who hopped on the bandwagon and started spamming it everywhere.

    • @richtofen4888
      @richtofen4888 5 лет назад +3

      Ryuta It doesn’t matter if they’ve jumped in the bandwagon or not. It’s still cancerous.

    • @elizahamilton7241
      @elizahamilton7241 5 лет назад +4

      JinMause take a deep breath, my dude. Nobody likes a dick, especially in a comment section.

  • @aphoticlight
    @aphoticlight 5 лет назад +1263

    when you're a baby and you're hungry
    MORTITS

  • @biancalolol2400
    @biancalolol2400 5 лет назад +268

    4:02
    Jack sees a deer
    Genuinely scared
    “Oh dear”

  • @pipermenerndez5652
    @pipermenerndez5652 5 лет назад +702

    Jack: shoots girl
    * gets murderer ending *
    Also Jack: surprised Pikachu

  • @TheCorvidsCorner
    @TheCorvidsCorner 5 лет назад +391

    Priest: "what I'm about to do has not been approved by the Vatican"
    Kids: *distressed noises*

  • @KariahBengalii
    @KariahBengalii 5 лет назад +259

    Seán: "It has some video game aspects to it-"
    Me: Yup. Yup, it would have those, being one.

    • @memepool22
      @memepool22 5 лет назад +35

      hmm yes this video game is made of video game

    • @kiyavas1879
      @kiyavas1879 5 лет назад +15

      Hmm the floor is made out of floor

  • @howeslife2718
    @howeslife2718 5 лет назад +291

    Jack: "everyone's broken into a house at some point"
    Me: "That's a bit extreme. I haven't brok-" remembers breaking into my own house because we were locked out.... "Ok fine."

    • @Black.Rose743
      @Black.Rose743 5 лет назад +2

      Does it reallt count if it's your own house though?

    • @alexrightnow2531
      @alexrightnow2531 5 лет назад +9

      @@Black.Rose743 i would say so because Jack said A house not someone else's house so

    • @alexrightnow2531
      @alexrightnow2531 5 лет назад +3

      Also same

    • @yuewingman456
      @yuewingman456 5 лет назад +3

      Waits outside for a locksmith because I live in apartments for my entire life

    • @howeslife2718
      @howeslife2718 5 лет назад +1

      @@yuewingman456 well, if your on the ground floor or have a fire escape, you could still get through a window

  • @ryanburke1487
    @ryanburke1487 5 лет назад +792

    i really need a shirt that say, "i'm gonna jesus so hard."

    • @jessicatavi116
      @jessicatavi116 5 лет назад +8

      Ryan Burke ha! With Sean and a twelve gauge.

    • @wendyn.1561
      @wendyn.1561 5 лет назад +6

      *says*

    • @holygaia5938
      @holygaia5938 5 лет назад

      YES! and it needs the priest facing you with the cross, twelve guage, and Jacks head on it!

  • @riversry
    @riversry 5 лет назад +256

    Jack: "Aughhh.. There's something following me!!"
    Me: Yeah that's usually called a shadow.

  • @MrBern-ex3wq
    @MrBern-ex3wq 5 лет назад +82

    22:32 "Turns out, you don't exorcise a demon. You just use a buckshot on them."
    *nods in Doomslayer*

    • @alexarmesto8844
      @alexarmesto8844 4 года назад

      Mr. Bern or you use the bfg which works too

  • @KekeKeloka
    @KekeKeloka 5 лет назад +341

    "Everyones broken in to a house before"
    flashback to me running after my dog who got out, who ran in to a house with a full family inside while i run in after. That was a fun, embarrassing experience.

    • @ouijalookatthat
      @ouijalookatthat 5 лет назад +24

      my dog did that too! he crashed a birthday party

    • @maxthedeadthing
      @maxthedeadthing 5 лет назад +5

      mood, my dog crashed a day care

    • @tali803
      @tali803 5 лет назад +1

      this comment section is so funny💀💀💀

    • @cheypotato236
      @cheypotato236 5 лет назад +1

      when he said that i was like,
      i dont think i- oh wait never mind there was this one time......

    • @anthonylesley982
      @anthonylesley982 5 лет назад

      Nice

  • @echocourtouke
    @echocourtouke 5 лет назад +224

    I like how he's literally exorcising everything in sight but still claims that he "knew it" when a demon is released from one of the hundred items he tried

    • @tuut5154
      @tuut5154 4 года назад +6

      Sienna wright faith in a nutshell: blue man holds cross at every little thing in life

  • @zachharrelson1150
    @zachharrelson1150 5 лет назад +338

    No one:
    Me going to church: I'm gonna Jesus so hard

  • @grimmwire4236
    @grimmwire4236 5 лет назад +89

    Sean; ”Maybe I have to use the gun?”
    Demon; ”S U F F E R!”
    Sean; *shoots*
    Demon; ”O H N O O O ”
    25:43

  • @braydenreesemoak3620
    @braydenreesemoak3620 5 лет назад +357

    “mortis”
    “my names sean”
    chokes on water

  • @orvilleredenpiller338
    @orvilleredenpiller338 5 лет назад +704

    The fact that Jack hasn’t played this is crazy.
    EDIT: I’ve been informed that I should have said “hat’em”. I regret the error.
    EDIT EDIT: *MORTITS*

  • @nuclearocean
    @nuclearocean 5 лет назад +562

    "...and don't forget: [mortis]"
    Or as we like to call it, memento mori

  • @supershasha
    @supershasha 5 лет назад +120

    I love how Seán is doing everything correctly on accident xD

  • @me4lyfe54
    @me4lyfe54 5 лет назад +304

    "Saint Death? Sounds like it's contradicting itself."
    Ummm, Jack does know that you have to die to become a saint right?

  • @newspeaker1769
    @newspeaker1769 5 лет назад +228

    That “mortis” thing has a meme potential.
    This game has such a unique atmosphere of its own.

    • @metalgamerjonny6410
      @metalgamerjonny6410 5 лет назад +10

      Its kinda like "you died" in dark souls isnt it

    • @ruick78
      @ruick78 5 лет назад +8

      @@metalgamerjonny6410 mortis means dead. Like riggsmortis.

    • @metalgamerjonny6410
      @metalgamerjonny6410 5 лет назад +3

      @@ruick78 ohhh ok that makes sense.

    • @yes.2875
      @yes.2875 5 лет назад

      *mortits*

  • @CocoBreadKon
    @CocoBreadKon 5 лет назад +390

    I feel somewhat sad that jack didn’t hold up the cross and yell “Begone, *THOT”*

    • @gamingdogs1417
      @gamingdogs1417 5 лет назад +8

      That's something I would probably do XD

    • @kayliep9071
      @kayliep9071 5 лет назад +10

      He did reference the Vine though about the Lord and that made me happy 😂

  • @bigwiz2580
    @bigwiz2580 5 лет назад +207

    Me when I hit my ankle with a scooter
    MORTIS

  • @fresh_coconut9859
    @fresh_coconut9859 5 лет назад +495

    Jacksepticeye: Faith
    The fairies: Trust and pixie dust

  • @papaelf420
    @papaelf420 5 лет назад +195

    JSE: "Just an average night for a priest."
    Police: "🚔"

  • @mrfluffkins3738
    @mrfluffkins3738 5 лет назад +147

    demon: EGG FERGIE RAPTOR
    Jack: WHAT YOU CALL ME

  • @eyelockedpro3203
    @eyelockedpro3203 5 лет назад +171

    Crush: brushes againts my leg
    Me: _what i am about to do is not approved by the Vaticans_

    • @omegaver1.017
      @omegaver1.017 5 лет назад +7

      Vatican*

    • @CHURCHISAWESUM
      @CHURCHISAWESUM 4 года назад +18

      @@xanatanuwu What if she intentionally brushed against his leg? What if she's flirting with him? What if he's not talking about sex?
      Quit looking to get offended you fuckin dweeb.

    • @srbrant5391
      @srbrant5391 3 года назад

      Oh, the Catholic Church set up a franchise!

    • @Moni-ob7xi
      @Moni-ob7xi 3 года назад

      Ra-e her? Well that is actually approved by Vatican especially kids

  • @labrat_goyle
    @labrat_goyle 5 лет назад +405

    “We got some dang dirty demons going on...call the Winchesters”
    Favorite Sean quote of the decade
    Edit: aww thanks for the likes :) made my day

    • @kaiklasher
      @kaiklasher 5 лет назад +7

      Gargoyle just the beginning of the decade, can’t wait for more good quotes to come lol

    • @jennisparx304
      @jennisparx304 5 лет назад +5

      Damn near had a heart attack when he said that haha

    • @bread1397
      @bread1397 5 лет назад +2

      Mine is “IM A TRASH MAMAL”

    • @JaxyJax182
      @JaxyJax182 5 лет назад +1

      Same.

    • @megansk
      @megansk 5 лет назад +6

      Spn fans everywhere are shook 😂🖤

  • @immortxelle
    @immortxelle 5 лет назад +113

    "Someone call the winchesters"
    I died thank you Jack for making a Supernatural reference!

  • @Aylse
    @Aylse 5 лет назад +450

    Jack: "The power of christ compels you!"
    The ghosts in his house: "*how does he know*"

    • @kitnkindlin683
      @kitnkindlin683 5 лет назад +4

      you hear the ghostly howls of a doggo

  • @NightmareEli
    @NightmareEli 5 лет назад +58

    The "mother mother" screeching got cut off by an ad mid mother.. it was perfect, then I got distracted and really into the ad.. until I skipped the last few seconds and immediately got cut back into the screeching.. it scared me.. you scared me jack 😂

  • @uhmimik
    @uhmimik 5 лет назад +229

    Jack sounded like my mom throughout this whole playthrough...
    *"EXCERCISE!!"*

  • @gli_chee_draws
    @gli_chee_draws 5 лет назад +95

    My favorite quote of the day:
    *_"I HAVE THE POWER OF CHRIST AND PIXELS ON MY SIDE!-_*
    and
    *_LOL SUCK IT JACKSEPTICEYE-_*
    P.S.
    *_MoRtits-_*

  • @itschavie
    @itschavie 5 лет назад +50

    “We got some dang dirty demons going on....call the Winchesters!” you’re a man of culture i see.

  • @neptuneschmid3805
    @neptuneschmid3805 5 лет назад +74

    Jack: YOU HAVE MORTISED FOR THE LAST TIME
    Me who looked up what it means: She has 'is deaded for the last time'?

    • @Pihsrosnec
      @Pihsrosnec 3 года назад +2

      I thought mortis was death, huh

  • @alexprzyborowski6088
    @alexprzyborowski6088 5 лет назад +182

    "The lord is a 12 gauge shotgun"
    Jacksepticeye and Doomguy, 2020

    • @maddoxio
      @maddoxio Год назад

      Father Gabe, 2021-2022.

  • @faisalalhasse5460
    @faisalalhasse5460 5 лет назад +66

    Jack: i have never shot a demon with a shotgun before
    Doom: am i a joke to you

  • @serenitii3557
    @serenitii3557 5 лет назад +392

    jack: *sees a well*
    jack’s mind: jump in
    jack: *YEET*

    • @giogoose9309
      @giogoose9309 5 лет назад

      @Anna Way delete this

    • @napoleonxvi2796
      @napoleonxvi2796 5 лет назад

      Omfg this Anna Way get THE FUCK OUTTA HERE

    • @giogoose9309
      @giogoose9309 5 лет назад

      @Alyssa Cat BOI STOP

    • @justvibemybro9763
      @justvibemybro9763 5 лет назад

      @@giogoose9309 what did she say?Just curious.

    • @giogoose9309
      @giogoose9309 5 лет назад

      @@justvibemybro9763 she was asking if anyone wanted to see her naked

  • @joebidome384
    @joebidome384 5 лет назад +248

    Game: “father Allred”
    Sean: “that can’t be me I’m all blue”
    That 1, 40 year old dad watching this video:
    (😂-😂)

    • @Ashfen
      @Ashfen 5 лет назад +12

      It's me, I'm the 40 year old dad

    • @mariepayann
      @mariepayann 5 лет назад +6

      Kenneth you beat me to it lol

  • @dianamaioru497
    @dianamaioru497 5 лет назад +290

    “ *You cannot win Seán* “
    A-Anti, is that you?!

    • @sleepyhead.2630
      @sleepyhead.2630 5 лет назад +6

      gASP What time was that?

    • @jinxjelza
      @jinxjelza 5 лет назад +4

      I thought that was just my imagination when I heard that!

    • @alexthen3rd
      @alexthen3rd 5 лет назад +2

      What time was that?

    • @jinxjelza
      @jinxjelza 5 лет назад +5

      @@sleepyhead.2630 20:21 If u haven't found it

    • @jinxjelza
      @jinxjelza 5 лет назад +6

      @@alexthen3rd 20:21

  • @oogabooga7789
    @oogabooga7789 5 лет назад +211

    No one:
    Demon: E G G F E R G I E R A P T O R

  • @raeluvsfoxes
    @raeluvsfoxes 5 лет назад +159

    "My character is all blue"
    simply. amazing. this is the quality content i'm here for

  • @Fangirl-kk3zt
    @Fangirl-kk3zt 4 года назад +25

    "We've got some dang dirty demons going on, call the Winchesters!" That was the day you gained all of my respect.

  • @erin8743
    @erin8743 5 лет назад +178

    “I’m going to Jesus so hard” that’s when I remembered why I hold this man so close to my heart

  • @BossMr51
    @BossMr51 5 лет назад +155

    "I'm getting all the information"
    Walked away from a note the white spider kept dropping

    • @blitzkrieg7353
      @blitzkrieg7353 5 лет назад

      Spider lol

    • @BossMr51
      @BossMr51 5 лет назад

      @@blitzkrieg7353 it looks like a fuckin spider you can't tell me it dont

    • @ajlee2168
      @ajlee2168 5 лет назад +1

      @@BossMr51 it do

    • @damnskillz2083
      @damnskillz2083 5 лет назад +1

      That really annoyed me

    • @lojika1majik
      @lojika1majik 5 лет назад +1

      It’s Micheal, you learn about him in video two

  • @pepez6149
    @pepez6149 5 лет назад +78

    "I have the power of christ and pixel on my side." - sean 2020

  • @thebatwitch
    @thebatwitch 5 лет назад +84

    Sean: “Got some dang dirty demons going on. Call the Winchesters!”
    Me: “YES! Don’t forget the salt!!!”

    • @Jay1ent
      @Jay1ent 5 лет назад

      Breanna Phelan how do you get the mini septic eye?

    • @lastochka9337
      @lastochka9337 4 года назад

      @@Jay1ent Channel sponsors have this icon

    • @Jay1ent
      @Jay1ent 4 года назад

      cc0 oh

  • @nzcroc1229
    @nzcroc1229 5 лет назад +119

    The fact that the motorist described the animal as "person looking" and that the end text literally said "Rickets, which occurs in animals and small children who do not receive enough sunlight" makes me believe that the monster is related if not is the girl, being person like, and has rickets since she has been trapped in the house and has not received much sunlight.

    • @OskarTheNerd
      @OskarTheNerd 5 лет назад +26

      In faith 2 “the animal” is explained as a failed exorcism, still cool theory tho

    • @LeonardoTheMomo
      @LeonardoTheMomo 5 лет назад +6

      @@OskarTheNerd wouldnt a failed exorcism be a demon person then?

    • @Thebombboom
      @Thebombboom 5 лет назад +8

      @@LeonardoTheMomo you are correct. The thing is a demon person.

    • @anthonylesley982
      @anthonylesley982 5 лет назад +2

      Cool

  • @Knixx06
    @Knixx06 5 лет назад +201

    “Aha! a GHOST dildo”
    -JSE 2020

  • @michaelshumate3134
    @michaelshumate3134 5 лет назад +111

    8:28 Did the priest just say "I know you are watching this on youtube?" 😂😂

  • @Wizard4k
    @Wizard4k 5 лет назад +63

    “Do you remember. The 21st night of September”

  • @napoleonxvi2796
    @napoleonxvi2796 5 лет назад +174

    Jacksepticeye: *sees a well*
    Also Jack: JuMp In ThE WeLl NoW

  • @maloniponi7754
    @maloniponi7754 5 лет назад +292

    Jack: “Call the Winchesters”
    Me: “gAsP oH mY gOd”

  • @anormalweeb5809
    @anormalweeb5809 5 лет назад +69

    Moral of the story:
    *"The 12 gauge shotgun is our savior"*

  • @Kangaru13
    @Kangaru13 5 лет назад +66

    Me realizing I live near palmyra:
    Oh that’s kinda cool
    Oh no
    OH no
    OH No
    OH NO
    OH NOOO

  • @neostorm999
    @neostorm999 5 лет назад +120

    Me going to the fetish category of pornhub.
    "What I'm about to do has not been approved by the vatican."

    • @darkkitty2830
      @darkkitty2830 5 лет назад +2

      If it's underage it is. I'm sorry.

  • @Arlitic
    @Arlitic 5 лет назад +38

    There's a 4 more endings, and a secret ending. For the secret ending you need to shoot the mirror in the house.
    ~I can only have a faith that you will try these as well~

  • @captainscrambles4961
    @captainscrambles4961 5 лет назад +935

    Everyone: *MORTIS!*
    me an intellectual: mOrTiTs

  • @angelp5291
    @angelp5291 5 лет назад +18

    Jack: "We got some dang dirty demons... cal the Winchesters"
    *Wayward son Intensifies*

  • @luna.g13
    @luna.g13 5 лет назад +238

    Me: someone that lives in Connecticut
    *Realizes this takes place in Connecticut*
    Also me: not surprised in the LEAST

    • @shadow_leaf7965
      @shadow_leaf7965 5 лет назад +23

      *Welcome to Connecticut, where demons lurk around every corner!*

    • @freckles_jesus
      @freckles_jesus 5 лет назад +7

      YEP IM WATCHING THIS RN AND THE SKY LOOKS SO CREEPY HELP

    • @Clarebear0925
      @Clarebear0925 5 лет назад +16

      Me, someone who lives near some haunted places in Conneticut: *chuckles* I’m in danger

    • @shadow_leaf7965
      @shadow_leaf7965 5 лет назад +3

      @@Clarebear0925 🎶I will remember you🎶

    • @limetv6865
      @limetv6865 5 лет назад +1

      How I feel on a daily. But where I live its not that bad

  • @bobgeam8094
    @bobgeam8094 5 лет назад +420

    The narrator sounds like the guy whos living with the pigeon

    • @jbmst1450
      @jbmst1450 5 лет назад

      What?

    • @crusadersol3489
      @crusadersol3489 5 лет назад +7

      The narrator sounds like he is one wrong word from summoning an Eldritch entity.

    • @Betaster3000
      @Betaster3000 5 лет назад +1

      Karina Cat begone bot!

    • @stevenlesniakowski9167
      @stevenlesniakowski9167 5 лет назад +1

      i think it sounds like a google translate voice coming through one of those speaker things you would find at a childrens playground

    • @smookthecat
      @smookthecat 5 лет назад +3

      @BobGeam ello pigeon e e e

  • @karolosbare8150
    @karolosbare8150 5 лет назад +201

    "Everybody has broken into a house at some point."
    -Jacksepticeye 2020

    • @goldturtleking3967
      @goldturtleking3967 5 лет назад +7

      I mean, he isn't wrong.

    • @voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix
      @voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix 5 лет назад +1

      @Ann Stuhlman He’s definitely wrong. I mean, babies can’t even walk, how are they supposed to break open a door?

    • @Marc-rx5xg
      @Marc-rx5xg 5 лет назад +2

      You know when you break into your own house when you were a teen and out too long or too drunk to find the keys? Cause I feel a lot of people can relate

    • @Boxx_916
      @Boxx_916 5 лет назад +2

      @@voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix babies can do some wierd things they can probably break into a house

    • @voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix
      @voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix 5 лет назад +1

      @Madaline L. Fair point

  • @carlsocropuz2578
    @carlsocropuz2578 5 лет назад +30

    *EGG FERGIE RAPTOR*
    Jack: "Da fuq you call me?"

    • @gusep9169
      @gusep9169 4 года назад +1

      Antis POV: Ç̸̨̨̡̜͍̠̬̯͍̭̲̠̫̯̞̫͙͙̺̣̻̰̬̻̼̲̣̭̫͙̺̯̺̭͍̪͕̖͎̐̄́͊̃͑́̌͜Ḥ̶̨̨̧̡̧̢̨̧̡̡̧̢̢̧̢̧̨̢̧̢̡̢͔͍̰̮͕͙̙̱̳̩̩̗̭̭̱̺͇͉͈̯̹̬̦̦͖̗͙̯̙͕͎̮̞͚̙̭̮̙̲̥̘̦̘̲̲̫̮͉̬̫̘̟̘͖̫͙̻̻͍͕͙̼̦̦̼̝̜̼̲̥̩̙̝̫͔̬͍̙̪͙̤̩͇̗͚̹͕͇̪͉̫͙͓̭̩̲̙̜̟̥̦̲͚̟̬̟̪̻͈͕̹̤̙͙̪̖͙̙̯̗͈͕̩͈͓̫̤̳͍̞̰͇̰̠̞͖̻͚̼̭̺̟̥̜̦̺̻͔̮͈̩̦͉̘̺̯͉͊͜͜͜͜͜͜ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅI̷̧̡̨̡̨̨̢̧̡̡̨̲̝̼̤̳̫̱͍͍͙̥̙̺̟͎̲̹̲̪͈̪͍͔͓̣͕̳͎͖̳̫̼̺͇̪̰̦͓͕̫̘̮̠̲͙͖̥͖̲̰̦̯̲̼͔̯͔̭̮͓̫̼͚̼̟͓͖̫̣̻̟̠͉̜͙̤̫͍̝̙̠̩̻̱̮̤̩̙̜̅͛̐͂̓̂̌͊̀̓͆̓̐̄̽̍̈́̔̚̚͜͜͜͝͝ͅͅŅ̷̨̨̨̨̧̡̨̡̨̨̡̡̧̨̨̢̡̢̛̛̛̥̼̗͈̺̱̰̪͖̰̰̬͈̥̱̪͎̦͙͇̝̹̯͕̲̞̜͖̼̮̯̻̘͉̫̰̥̗̬̱̩͕̺͍͈͉͕̱͔͕̦̫̯͙̞̪̦͖͍̪̭̺̦͔̙̣͍͍̝̹̤̪̺̻͚̟̺͖̞̩̜͈̳͎̗͍̖̮͔̬͉͈̫̥̣̻̖̱̣͚̤͚̞̻̙̻̗̘̗͍̗͈̳̦͉̜̳͚͙̹̙͉̦̖͙͙͈̲̯̹̖̟̜͚̠̟̞̻͙̠͍̖̪͍̖̤͓̳̤̖̺̩̰͚̱̬͇̜͗̈́̃̾́̇̀̃̂̂̆̿̃̽̎̀̀͐̈́̊̀̾̓̾̋̇̌̒͐͋͌̓̏́̈́̈́́̃̌̇̋̑͂̔̇̉̌̃̏̀̌̈́̉̀̈́̔̀̍̎̀̿͂̍̓͂̊͋̾̂̾͂̀̈́̌͐̐̐̄̿́͗̈́͛̾̎̆̏̓̂̈̉͌̌͗́̀̇͊̄͂̄̾̚̕̚̚͜͜͜͜͠͠͠͠͝͠͝͝͠ͅͅK̵̨̡̢̡̧̨̛̬̮̱̱̼͖̺̘̥̱͇̺͉͎̹͔̞̫̗̟̺̥̩͔͔̫͔͍̠͉͓̬͕̳̣͎̥̙̣̙̪̙̻̗̪̗̼̣͕͖͉͔͖̲̤̫̦̘̱̬̤̮̪͇͈͖͖̦̼͇͓͓̥̩̺̖̟͛͒́́́͒̾͑̑́͗̓͆̌̅̈̆̎̒̊̉̽́̀̓͑̋͗̋͆͂͊̾̏͌̽͒͗̐̅̒͌̽͂̑͌͆͛̑̆̓̃̚̚̚͘͜͝͠͠͝͝͝I̵̧̨̡̨̢̢̨̧̢̢̨̡̨̢̧̡̧̨͓̰̯͙͕̹̥̙̭̩͍͍̥̫̞̝̭͙̥̪̤̹̥̬͈̳̳͎̮̰̖̻̦̜̜̠͈͙͕̫̞̥̤̥̼͍̘̯͓̠͉̗̱͖̻̫͈͙̹͙͉̼̖̻̬͕̳̠̼̺͍̼̬̖̰̳̗̠̳̝͈̗͚̣̺̟̣̱̭̰̫̲̣̣̠͎͚̮̪͉̗͈̦̬̝͎̮͙̜̼̳̲̻͙̙̝̩͔̪̻̮̹̮̮̼̠̮̟̖̠̦̗̗̥̭͎̬̥͎͛͒͜ͅͅͅŅ̵̧̡̡̡̨̨̧̧̢̨̧̨̢̢̧̛̙̝̲̲̲͙̪̞̱͕͚̰̙̘͔̠̟͓̮̠̪̘̠̖̟̲͔̞̱̞̜̻̹̬͇͚̬̥͕͍̳͚̟̰̯̟͕͖̱̻̞͇̱̤̺̭̳̘͍̬̳͔̝̝̬̦̬̠̺͚̠̖̮̗̻̯͙̟̭̪͔̣͇̺̱͙̜̫͙̦̦̯̟͎͉̫͉̺̭̱̺͙̳͙̼̜̭̙̦̼̱̪̜̳̯̺͚̙̰̞̼̞̪̞̦̗͖̰͔̯̻̳̠̰̠̫̭̟̜̤͖͉̯̪̝͎͇̠͇̤͚̺͙̃̀̃͆͂̔̌́͂́͋̈̌͑͊̇̌̈̈́͛̀̈́͑̎̃́̐̿̍̃̐̉̇̐̋̽͐̕̕͘̕͘͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͠͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅ ̵̧̧̢̡̧̢̡̢̡̢̨̡̨̧̢̨̛̪̪̪̘͓̯̦͙͎̺̜̭̱̥͈͉͕͚̺̲̳̙͎͓͕̗̭̠̰̭̞͖̲̣̖̞̪͖͈̗̱̰͈͚̩͔̦͍͍͎̝̯̬̲̻̫̖̣͖͇̤͓͖̫̣̭̫̬̻̤̭̟̗̼̱̗̖̘̬̜̩͈̠͈̩̮̮͈͖̮͚̬̬̱͇̺̼̜̟̞͙̠̱̠̥̱̺̝̤̞̝̯͉̖̼̫̬̍̎̀̉͂̃̾̌͛͊̃͒́͋͌͛̏̌̏̈͐̑̒͌́̐̄͂͌͗̈́͐͗̃̃͛̏̏̽́̇̉̀͑̒́͆̂̃́́͛̇̽̓͛̒́́̅̿͗̒̏̏̓̑̌̄͒̈̍̑̃͆̃́̉̌̍̌̕̕͘̚͘̚̕͜͜͜͜͠͠͠͝ͅͅŅ̶̹̳̫̫͚̺͍̩̤̩͙̞̩̭̼̲̯͚͔̠̤̻̝͓̀͋́́̀̄͛̎̌̔̌̋̽̆̊͊̇̈̈̾̚͘̕̕͜͠ͅͅU̶̧̧̢̧̡̧̢̧̡̼̩̩͕͈̱̞̲̥͈̺͈͉̘̩̳̳̺̖̝͍̼̙͍͇͕̺̺̭͖̪̞͕̣͎̻͍̜̟͖͙̱̬̳̦͉̖̼̜͙͓̰̼͔̙̘̟̗͚͇̜͔̖͇͎̤͇̰̦̺̖̳̩̯͖͍̼̦̝͛́͋̑̿̇̋̐̐̏͆̎͊̿̃̔͗͐̿̔̅̀͒̏̉̔̇͆͆͗̈́̇̀̀̽͒͆̂̀̊̑̋́̐̌̎̆̓̈́̚͜͜͜͠͝͝͠N̶̢̧̛̛̛̛̪͔̼̖̫̖̫̼̞͔̮̹̘̳̲̤͎̹̻̫̞̬͔̜͇͓̱̳͖͔͖̭̻̻̘͍̲͇̟̜̈́́͂̒͑̂͌̓̏͒́̏̓̽̈́͆̊̾̈́̿̅͂̓́͛̃͌͐̂́͗̐͆̄͂̏̏̄̈̽̄͐̈́̂͗̆̓͐̊̓͒̈́͐̎͋́̓̂̔̒̆̈́͗̐̎̊́͆̓̓̈͋͗̄͋̈́̂̾̈́̂̑͊̀́̿̾͌̍͆̈́͛̿̄̀̌̓͗̃̂̈͑́̏̋̍͆̈́̂͊̓̄͘̕̚͘̕͝͠͝͝͝͝ͅͅǦ̴̡̨̡̧̡̨̧̢̡̡̡̢̡̡̨̨̨̡̧̛̛̛̼͎̻̗̩̭̙̳͓͕͓̹̗͙̮̥̬̻̩̦̫̹̭̱̝̥̼̦̬̺̙̲̮̯̤̥̦̪̯̩̗̦̺͔̫̥͉̹̹͔͉̱̰̥̯̞̺̰̭̹̱̹̩͔̺̯̥̫͉̦̰̲͈̙̻̫̠̪̳̲̬͈̣̗̯͎̥̩͙̙̟̦̥̦̻̱̪̩͔̰̖̲͔̤̣̹͙̫̣̲̞͕͓̭͎̜̫̝̙̭͙̤̫̰̹̟͉͇̗̝͕͈̻̱̤͔̝͚̼͈͎̱͕̼͎̫̭̖̠̜͓̜̥̗̍͒̔̇̉̇̋̍̈́̃͂̂͛͗͐̈́̉̒̏͌̄͑̎̃̀̊̌̃̅̄̑̽̉͐̈̌̄̄̉́̓́̉̉̌̽̇̈́̈̏̅͋̈́̈̀͌̓͛̈́̎͆̅̀̽͗̒̅͒͊̀̒͊͂͋̑́͒͛͛̾͆̍̏͌̌̑̃̃͛̄͊̃̂͗̓̈́̅̑̅̔̂̈́͋̃͑̂̚̚̕̕͘̚̚̕̕͘̕͘͜͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͠͝͠͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅĘ̷̻̼̺̜̞̬̮̭͚̬͙̫̳͚̈́̂͋͜͠ͅT̶̢̡̢̨̡̨̡̢̨̡̢̡̢̛̛̳̼̯̮̺̼̜͓̻̰̤̻̟̲̠̲͎͔͓̩͎͍͉̭͓̩̘͎͍̞̲̦̞̼͕̦̹͕͕͍̩̲̳̜̻͕͇̰̖̳̣̲̭̖͔̤̯̖̼͉̙̘͇̮͓̮̬̻̰̖̦͇͍̺̯̹͈̤͈̖̪̱̞͔̠̞̟̦̟̖̯͔͎̩̙̱̼̽̉̋̂̑̇̍̏͋̒͑͐̉͒͛̓́͒́͋͗͊͋̇̆̓͆̉͛͒̍̋̂̀̂̍͊̍̇̾̽̈̉͑̈́͋̽̃̈̄̿̽̐̃̀̒̿̆͐͌̅̈́̈̓̔͌̿̅̈͆̓̋̍̉̽͆́͛̑̀͛̓͋̉̅͑̇̐̔̈̐͋̂͗̆́̿̂͒̽̎̋̎̌͛͊͌̒̒̀̏̇̔̽̓͌́͛̀̑̈́͘͘̕̚̚̚͘̕̕͘̚̚͘͜͜͜͜͜͠͝͝͠͝͝͝͠͠͝͠ͅͅͅͅͅ

  • @NATEDOG
    @NATEDOG 5 лет назад +262

    "Everyone's broken into a house at some point Before"
    Wut?

    • @jdizzletheweirdo9400
      @jdizzletheweirdo9400 5 лет назад

      NATEDOG That’s what they all say...

    • @pepperonicici
      @pepperonicici 5 лет назад +10

      I mean,,, don't they?? Everyone was locked out once and had to break in or whatever. Or the key broke or got lost or some dumb bitch locked from within
      Point being, people break into their own homes so much

    • @Robin-234
      @Robin-234 5 лет назад +4

      @@pepperonicici Or,if you're in a smaller town:any abandoned building/factory. I mean, I was an introvert nerd(I still,kind of, am),but even I was invited by that one group of people from school to go to an abandoned house and "explore".
      Ha,good times. Thankfully noone was there,we were 13 and litteraly any other person there would have meant we were in *big trouble* .

    • @pepperonicici
      @pepperonicici 5 лет назад

      @@Robin-234 okay we just kicked down doors or they were all fucked up enough to just go through. City life doesn't offer much abandonment here

    • @kani841
      @kani841 5 лет назад +1

      I had to break into my house ill have you know

  • @microsofterror880
    @microsofterror880 5 лет назад +122

    "what im about to do is not approved by the vatican"
    *katherine of aragon enters the chat*

    • @fandomfoxx9917
      @fandomfoxx9917 5 лет назад +4

      Ex-wiiiiiiiiives 😉

    • @emminycricket
      @emminycricket 5 лет назад

      Love that musical. And that history

    • @glitterglue5537
      @glitterglue5537 5 лет назад +2

      Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived

  • @EveTheRaviolo
    @EveTheRaviolo 5 лет назад +371

    Jack: "Dont need to speak latin at me!"
    Me, an italian: " Che vuol ch'io faccia del suo latinorum?"

    • @jecky5028
      @jecky5028 5 лет назад +5

      Italiana veramente?😂

    • @EveTheRaviolo
      @EveTheRaviolo 5 лет назад +4

      @@jecky5028 tecnicamente ;)

    • @jecky5028
      @jecky5028 5 лет назад +5

      Strano vederne altri che guardano Jacksepticeye, non lo conosce praticamente nessuno

    • @angelatoninato5171
      @angelatoninato5171 5 лет назад +8

      Classicisti: are you challenging me?

    • @randomperson-zo1dg
      @randomperson-zo1dg 5 лет назад +1

      ?

  • @briandoesstuff6983
    @briandoesstuff6983 5 лет назад +131

    Jack: references supernatural
    Me crying because of the end of season 14

    • @01claudLO
      @01claudLO 5 лет назад +9

      i too was happy to hear the reference but gotta say I clocked out of supernatural at season 8. Season 1-6 were great though.

    • @briandoesstuff6983
      @briandoesstuff6983 5 лет назад +3

      @@01claudLO alright just saying that those seasons were better but the new ones are still amazing

    • @cascade9720
      @cascade9720 4 года назад +3

      Yes 👏👏 I was trying to find that one SPN comment.

    • @LivLifeFully
      @LivLifeFully 4 года назад +3

      Exactly.. ive been trying to find this comment...

    • @daisypremium8215
      @daisypremium8215 4 года назад +2

      Me now crying because of the end of season 15 😂😂