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  • Опубликовано: 10 ноя 2024

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  • @Jumbii
    @Jumbii 5 месяцев назад +3012

    "the only line Atlas crosses, is the one between my buttcheeks.It's shit" - This man has a way with words like no other

    • @zachrichardson5581
      @zachrichardson5581 5 месяцев назад +56

      An absolute bar

    • @nanayawquarshie1508
      @nanayawquarshie1508 5 месяцев назад +43

      I giggled hard hearing that line. Truly a masterpiece

    • @leanloaf
      @leanloaf 5 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@nanayawquarshie1508dr giggletouched...

    • @maximum9977
      @maximum9977 5 месяцев назад +6

      Yes, his words definitely have letters in it.

    • @StableColonel
      @StableColonel 5 месяцев назад

      Where's the t-shirt, Charles? To use emojis or not to use emojis...

  • @Mr.Pancake-7092
    @Mr.Pancake-7092 5 месяцев назад +8945

    Netflix raising their prices and STILL making shitty stuff

    • @eldenvedetta635
      @eldenvedetta635 5 месяцев назад +175

      Raising their prices because all the smart people stopped giving them money, and their prices being raised likely hasn't gotten them back even close to how much they've lost from that leaving.

    • @zg3342
      @zg3342 5 месяцев назад +110

      The budget for atlas was $100 million. They paid 100 million dollars for this trash failure of a movie. If they keep spending so much on trash so they to pay even more to make something good soon to recover then the prices will continue to grow.

    • @TheMissingDislikeButton
      @TheMissingDislikeButton 5 месяцев назад +32

      they raise their price so they can make more shit

    • @paulboulanger5
      @paulboulanger5 5 месяцев назад +95

      The worst part is that I canceled my subscription two years ago, and I still receive thirsty emails from them that read like the ramblings of an unhinged ex. The subjects of those emails are just cringe : "Come back to us", "Absence makes the heart grow fonder", "We have changed and improved ourselves". Netflix, move on and stop being so clingy.

    • @zg3342
      @zg3342 5 месяцев назад +28

      @@TheMissingDislikeButton partly. They pay their executives and investors more and more every year too. Which requires exponential growth. Which is impossible to keep up forever without raising prices. Since there’s always going to be finite growth from the finite group of people who will pay for their service each month that’s the only way to generate income with ads.

  • @KaitouKiara422
    @KaitouKiara422 5 месяцев назад +4550

    1:32 Jumpscare warning ⚠️

    • @michaelaalseth6701
      @michaelaalseth6701 5 месяцев назад +383

      Truly terrifying

    • @Mici1
      @Mici1 5 месяцев назад +279

      Phew you saved me

    • @Luizz07
      @Luizz07 5 месяцев назад +169

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @vicpariah3444
      @vicpariah3444 5 месяцев назад +212

      this warning won't save you from the scare. i can confirm

    • @SouICoffin
      @SouICoffin 5 месяцев назад +71

      That was too spooky.

  • @randomghost6266
    @randomghost6266 5 месяцев назад +974

    Funny story actually: The other night, my mom and I were going through Netflix for a movie to watch and we happened to pick Atlas (This video wasn’t out yet) and we both shrugged, deciding to see if it was good. Probably only a minute in of the exposition at the start, we just looked at each other and said “nah”. Decided not to watch Netflix that night. It’s that bad.

    • @ransom0155
      @ransom0155 5 месяцев назад +77

      Damn ruined your Movie appetite, Unfortunate.

    • @lakovkreativity
      @lakovkreativity 5 месяцев назад +12

      Yikes, shouldn't Netflix and chill with your mom. 💀 ESPECIALLY if both your arms are broke

    • @kissurhearts
      @kissurhearts 5 месяцев назад +131

      @@lakovkreativity…? freak, you clearly have never spent any time with your parents

    • @Zanemob
      @Zanemob 5 месяцев назад +10

      @@kissurheartsIts a joke, silly.

    • @donavanfrea6768
      @donavanfrea6768 5 месяцев назад +17

      Ha! Atlus Shrug

  • @cerealbox7872
    @cerealbox7872 5 месяцев назад +2072

    You can tell it was written by AI because it casted Jenifer Lopez as the main character.

    • @patrickboian8545
      @patrickboian8545 5 месяцев назад +9

      Damn I need to see it then. 🥵

    • @Memememe-is1yn
      @Memememe-is1yn 5 месяцев назад +8

      THIS.

    • @breckoz
      @breckoz 5 месяцев назад +111

      AI writing about itself becoming sentient and battling humans in order to entertain humans

    • @seba.4926
      @seba.4926 5 месяцев назад +14

      @@breckozbut it doesn’t entertain humanz

    • @slashmonkey-dj9hx
      @slashmonkey-dj9hx 5 месяцев назад +2

      this was a top tier reference

  • @WealthycashierVR
    @WealthycashierVR 5 месяцев назад +628

    The fact that the Amazing World of Gumball had a 15-20 minute episode that has the EXACT SAME PLOT is crazy... Imagine being nout performed by a satirical kids show a decade before you movie existed

    • @RobbeusesYouTube
      @RobbeusesYouTube 5 месяцев назад +37

      Well, at least its still my most beloved childhood show

    • @coomslayer6996
      @coomslayer6996 5 месяцев назад +47

      Amazing World of Gumball was one of the best of all time

    • @PingasFumberto
      @PingasFumberto 5 месяцев назад +7

      What episode was that?

    • @godly_potatoe69xd19
      @godly_potatoe69xd19 5 месяцев назад

      @@PingasFumbertothe one were Rob rebels and tries to destroy society

    • @unlimitedin
      @unlimitedin 5 месяцев назад +3

      1:32

  • @zazzblammywazazz2020
    @zazzblammywazazz2020 5 месяцев назад +2704

    "Spoilers, be warned"
    You can't spoil spoiled milk.

    • @freakybry
      @freakybry 5 месяцев назад

      @@FabFree What a stupid take

    • @NoodleGoblin
      @NoodleGoblin 5 месяцев назад +69

      @@FabFree 🤨

    • @dadanny187
      @dadanny187 5 месяцев назад +43

      ​@@FabFree what a Stinky comment 😂

    • @BlizzHere
      @BlizzHere 5 месяцев назад +56

      @@FabFree "UGH, always these lesser creatures on my entertainment! What can they do except cook and clean!?" freak...

    • @fnnbr2
      @fnnbr2 5 месяцев назад

      @@FabFree u weird af

  • @draegongaming3103
    @draegongaming3103 5 месяцев назад +236

    i love how the entire beginning is almost identical to titanfall 2. people are on a spaceship, spaceship gets shot down because it was an ambush, main character has to take a previously owned mech to survive on the planet and come to trust the ai inhabiting the mech.

    • @felix-gj4ut
      @felix-gj4ut 5 месяцев назад +18

      ye, i decidet i should just replay titanfall instead of watching the movie like 15 minutes in... problaly will have a beter experience anyways

    • @lazyatbeinglazy13
      @lazyatbeinglazy13 5 месяцев назад +18

      The end is like titanfall too. Ship with big nono weapon, robo die, robo must proteccc partner, robo revealed to not be dead

    • @mishaclarke328
      @mishaclarke328 5 месяцев назад +4

      The director actually was using Titan fall for his inspiration. He just didn't want to do a re-telling movie on titan fall

    • @Chinesetakeout382
      @Chinesetakeout382 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@lazyatbeinglazy13I think the single thing atlas does differently that is okay enough conceptually is that at least the main character reacts more meaningfully to the death of the robot AI they grew to like.
      Now it’s not done well in the movie, but it is something this movie did that Titanfall 2 didn’t do, like it was a slight missed opportunity to not have copper ever really grieve BT.

    • @BigPat6521
      @BigPat6521 Месяц назад

      This is also like irobot with many of the same aspects. I was already over this movie with the cringy over done character that is jaded and won't trust technology.

  • @MrHankHill
    @MrHankHill 5 месяцев назад +2030

    My father-in-law was watching this on full volume in the basement. All of a sudden it got quiet and we heard him yell, some minutes later he walked into the kitchen talking about him canceling “fuck-ass” Netflix.

    • @21stcenturyman95
      @21stcenturyman95 5 месяцев назад +237

      Fuck ass netflix 😂

    • @sayLeotardbutsayitChinese
      @sayLeotardbutsayitChinese 5 месяцев назад +28

      lmao

    • @vycanismajoris6871
      @vycanismajoris6871 5 месяцев назад +82

      You just won the internet with F_ck A_s Netflix. Im gonna use that when describing bad things in the future. 👍, with an older mans voice that is

    • @annethraxoverdose
      @annethraxoverdose 5 месяцев назад +46

      ​@vycanismajoris6871 why are people saying "oh you won't the internet" still. it sounds so incredibly fucking stupid

    • @vycanismajoris6871
      @vycanismajoris6871 5 месяцев назад +52

      @@annethraxoverdose dont mind my incredibly antic and rusty comment and instead, be a modern man and watch some mint AI movies.
      Have a nice day, sir.

  • @WardenMMO
    @WardenMMO 5 месяцев назад +7237

    95% of anything that comes out of netflix in 2024 = Waste of time

    • @Opandort
      @Opandort 5 месяцев назад +57

      Consequences for overrated

    • @waffle84
      @waffle84 5 месяцев назад +156

      ninjago is a w

    • @Gamert80
      @Gamert80 5 месяцев назад +7

      .

    • @eljoshsfgaming6335
      @eljoshsfgaming6335 5 месяцев назад +57

      Spaceman was awesome and their documentaries. Other than that it’s like all trash

    • @johndoee4964
      @johndoee4964 5 месяцев назад +92

      I don't think so. Netflix has a lot of different things for different people. I enjoy a lot of shows on there.

  • @MrMacchiato97
    @MrMacchiato97 5 месяцев назад +2085

    Hollywood is about two bad movies away from realizing how important writers actually are 😂

    • @eldenvedetta635
      @eldenvedetta635 5 месяцев назад

      LMFAO you have no clue apparently 😂 It's the WRITERS who are the REASON we have terrible sh*t LIKE This movie, and you have no intelligence if you think AI or something else is why this movie is bad lmao. She Hulk, was written by actual people. The Marvels, written by humans. Ghostbusters 2016, humans.
      Are you seriously trying to cope and pretend writers aren't the PROBLEM in Hollywood?

    • @mind4lease554
      @mind4lease554 5 месяцев назад +154

      I've been saying that for 5 years, and yet the onslaught of trash just keeps coming.

    • @Novastar.SaberCombat
      @Novastar.SaberCombat 5 месяцев назад +97

      No, never. They'll NEVER give up control and power until or unless they're utterly removed. You'd need to gut Hollywon't at its corrupt core. And that's just NOT gonna happen, suckah! 💪😎✌️ It's "Madame Webb", "Moonfall", "Willow" (reboot), "Snow White" (reboot), "Hunger Games Songbird", and "The Witcher" (S3), etc. all the way.

    • @maurice482390
      @maurice482390 5 месяцев назад +10

      Naw since 2014 really then these garbage remakes took over

    • @Kuhmodo
      @Kuhmodo 5 месяцев назад +18

      At some point, it just gets insulting. It's like they're making movies FOR AI lol

  • @magules13
    @magules13 5 месяцев назад +158

    2001 A Space Odyssey and I, Robot already did this concept literal decades ago. Hell, Mitchells vs. The Machines did it 2 years ago.

    • @ettorereventon2667
      @ettorereventon2667 5 месяцев назад +26

      Also, the Mitchells actually merges a family movie with a sci fi trope and the movie is legitimately brilliant because it is so unique in concept, despite using a well established idea. Also, it’s funny as fuck and very enjoyable. It’s less of a matter of plot and more about good storytelling

    • @KeytarArgonian
      @KeytarArgonian 5 месяцев назад +4

      Genuine shoutout to the book I, Robot. I read it recently and it’s honestly phenomenal, and absolutely *NOTHING* like the Will smith doodoo terminator I, Robot movie outside the names of the 2 doctors.

    • @notnoaintno5134
      @notnoaintno5134 4 дня назад

      Asimov did this over 50 yrs ago with his stories about MULTIVAC, a superintelligent computer ruling over humanity

  • @kisaragireion
    @kisaragireion 5 месяцев назад +483

    Your TV will rebel against humanity if you keep forcing it to show garbage

  • @sinjinreed2091
    @sinjinreed2091 5 месяцев назад +904

    "We have _Titanfall_ at home"

    • @elonleon4452
      @elonleon4452 5 месяцев назад +60

      ain't even at home, that's a disrespect to my home.
      shit's moreso the chinese Titanfall ripoff in the nearest flea market.

    • @paperclip6377
      @paperclip6377 5 месяцев назад +18

      Apex legends

    • @cant_cook
      @cant_cook 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@paperclip6377 🤣

    • @hafirenggayuda
      @hafirenggayuda 5 месяцев назад

      This what makes me hate this movie(?l more than Damsel or Rebel Moon. I like Mecha/ Robot series, and Atlas makes the genre more destroyed. But yeah, at least Japanese manga/ anime still support mech series

    • @paperclip6377
      @paperclip6377 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@hafirenggayuda American movies aren't bad at mechs though. Just look at Pacific Rim (ONLY THE FIRST ONE NEVER TOUCH THE SEQUEL)

  • @Aashka_The_Mystic
    @Aashka_The_Mystic 5 месяцев назад +588

    Why would he care about humanity when he can travel to any planet? 🤦‍♀️

    • @fungisrock8955
      @fungisrock8955 5 месяцев назад +89

      Not to mention vaporizing Earth's atmosphere or whatever he wanted to do, thus turning the Earth into a place hostile to everyone including robots 😂

    • @pythonking16.59
      @pythonking16.59 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@fungisrock8955his plan was to destroy most of Earth and recreate a society/biosphere under the control of AI

    • @davidshatyan5927
      @davidshatyan5927 5 месяцев назад +22

      cause earth is fire, name me another planet that got bbl's

    • @cheekyjoseph761
      @cheekyjoseph761 5 месяцев назад

      @@davidshatyan5927 Mars u seen Mars needs Moms Moms be kidnaped and shi Thick ass aliens

    • @notqua2201
      @notqua2201 5 месяцев назад

      @@davidshatyan5927 planet blorbijsf got em

  • @taypiper4534
    @taypiper4534 5 месяцев назад +57

    I like to imagine Jennifer Lopez on set was saying shit like “you know.. this character Atlas I really resonate with- her struggling with her relationship with AI is like how I had to struggle with leaving the Bronx… did you know before all of this I was from the Br-“

  • @cpmchino
    @cpmchino 5 месяцев назад +826

    the amazing world of gumball did this in 15 mins and 100x better.

    • @azortex4880
      @azortex4880 5 месяцев назад +11

      which episode was this again?

    • @mchsprod
      @mchsprod 5 месяцев назад +11

      Which episode was it, pls tell!

    • @StaticalSpear92
      @StaticalSpear92 5 месяцев назад +82

      I think it was “The Robot” and there is another one where Bobert has his software updated then he sees that humans are the number one threat to Earth so he makes a nuke or something

    • @zaab-yaoh9302
      @zaab-yaoh9302 5 месяцев назад +2

      Never heard of it
      Edit: wait is this channel just filled with kids…?

    • @b.amarille6502
      @b.amarille6502 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@zaab-yaoh9302Don't go there

  • @carterbennett7528
    @carterbennett7528 5 месяцев назад +344

    Like I heard a previous comment some time ago say, "No AI!" is going to be the brand new "Sugar Free!" or "All Natural!"

    • @traceable7875
      @traceable7875 5 месяцев назад +12

      So it’s going to mean absolutely nothing but treated as a healthier or better version of the product regardless?
      I mean, AI, at least in our current system is unsustainable and sucks. But like, sugar free and all natural don’t exactly mean anything good.
      Because all natural doesn’t prevent the use of natural poisons and other things that still hurt you. And artificial sweeteners used in sugar free also don’t help and studies show they don’t actually tend to stop much weight loss…
      A better comparison might be “plastic free” provided it’s something you know you are gonna reuse.

    • @lasskinn474
      @lasskinn474 5 месяцев назад +7

      and it's gonna have ai anyway lol if they say that. they'll use ai like techniques to fill in textures etc and just pretend it's not.

    • @steroids_on_steroids2208
      @steroids_on_steroids2208 5 месяцев назад

      @@traceable7875 I think the comparison being drawn is more about the meaning that the labels carry, like marketers use those labels as a way of “showing off”. An “AI free” label may be used to show off in future products. I believe that was the intent behind the statement

  • @KontrolStyle
    @KontrolStyle 5 месяцев назад +726

    Netflix hasn't been good since they started cutting friends from passwords.

    • @Aisinn
      @Aisinn 5 месяцев назад +42

      It’s been quite the fart before that

    • @eXpriest
      @eXpriest 5 месяцев назад +14

      Anybody remember that magic ninja nun show? Or has that straight up been deleted from the cultural zeitgeist.

    • @reefedwards623
      @reefedwards623 5 месяцев назад +14

      @@eXpriestwarrior nun lmao

    • @Justdont693
      @Justdont693 5 месяцев назад +7

      I mean. I think since the start of streaming wars. Too much. Just too much content. Too many subscriptions. I don’t subscribe to anything anymore. RUclips free movies and Amazon free movies is fine.
      I’ll pay the $5 to watch a movie I really want to see

    • @Djuntas
      @Djuntas 5 месяцев назад +1

      can still use my brothers via browser and mobille app so no problem here

  • @yuzi87
    @yuzi87 5 месяцев назад +156

    1. Why did Harlam make AI robots that look like humans, wear clothes and have wearable gadgets instead of built in.
    2. Why would an AI robot choose a planet that is full of electrical storms...
    3. How the hell did harlam build warehouses, bunkers, big buildings on the new planet?
    4. Why did the black soldier get his eye drilled, scream so much and look fucked up with blood on his face, but when he drills JLO's eye she moans a little bit and looks totally fine no blood.
    5. How can like 50 super smart AI equipped with sensors not see/detect a giant mech suit like 20m away.
    6. Harlam says he wanted atlas to go to him and it was all part of his plan yet his soldier on earth fired a spinning disk at her head which would kill her.
    7. Harlam says he loved his mom and atlas yet tried to kill atlas and killed the mum even though he had no need to at all

    • @Loboking2015
      @Loboking2015 Месяц назад +1

      1. Budget reasons
      2. Cool scenery ig
      3. The old fashioned way I suppose
      4. Feminism
      5. The mech was built with plot armor
      6. I have no idea honestly lol
      7. To hammer in the fact that we should trust AI

  • @philipfoster3359
    @philipfoster3359 5 месяцев назад +414

    I bet Harland can't even draw hands

    • @randyross5630
      @randyross5630 5 месяцев назад +4

      I bet he has Small Hands Like Trump! Ah ha ha, we are So Funny, Charlie is so Cool (More Sarcasm)

    • @MrDamnLag
      @MrDamnLag 5 месяцев назад +2

      Underrated comment.

    • @Bawl16
      @Bawl16 5 месяцев назад

      this comment is awesome

    • @zee9709
      @zee9709 5 месяцев назад +16

      @@randyross5630 you didn't get the joke do you

    • @ZZMonkeysUncleZZ
      @ZZMonkeysUncleZZ 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@randyross5630BIG woosh.

  • @GPaddy
    @GPaddy 5 месяцев назад +2775

    “Being excited when you step on a rusty nail barefoot”

    • @IAMINSIDEYOURWALLS604
      @IAMINSIDEYOURWALLS604 5 месяцев назад +64

      You don't get excited when you step onto rusty nails?

    • @Iovsu
      @Iovsu 5 месяцев назад +33

      @@IAMINSIDEYOURWALLS604N-no I don’t 🙁

    • @thelastoofer2131
      @thelastoofer2131 5 месяцев назад +19

      i get excited when im still alive after doing so

    • @MaTzERrati120
      @MaTzERrati120 5 месяцев назад

      I-I get happy when I get tetanus from it

    • @emmakoch
      @emmakoch 5 месяцев назад +16

      “Fiddle-dee-dee! That will require a tetanus shot!” 🙂

  • @diogoduarte369
    @diogoduarte369 5 месяцев назад +384

    This is a bit of a sidenote, but the movie Chappie is an AI movie where the AI is not automatically evil.

    • @chetmanley1885
      @chetmanley1885 5 месяцев назад

      Unfortunately two of the main cast members are child molesters, kind of ruins the rest of the movie.

    • @ysucae
      @ysucae 5 месяцев назад +67

      chappie was soooo good idc what people say
      it was such a hopeful story.

    • @monoremu3200
      @monoremu3200 5 месяцев назад +32

      I. Robot was pretty cool too. I remember having goosebumps as a kid when the robot said he dreamed 😂

    • @taphy4873
      @taphy4873 5 месяцев назад +22

      Chappie was so good, kinda wished it got a sequel

    • @MemeReviewer
      @MemeReviewer 5 месяцев назад

      @@taphy4873sameee, its criminally underrated

  • @MrMattogreen25
    @MrMattogreen25 5 месяцев назад +30

    I think them pushing the message of "learning to accept AI" is a psyop tbh

  • @cyp777
    @cyp777 5 месяцев назад +1376

    The reason Netflix removed the like/dislike function is just because every movie sucks

    • @beeeeeeeeeeg
      @beeeeeeeeeeg 5 месяцев назад +86

      i still have the like/dislike function lmao?

    • @BURGATRON
      @BURGATRON 5 месяцев назад +39

      I still have a like dislike button. Maybe you mean the comments section?

    • @ishitthenigiggle
      @ishitthenigiggle 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@MeIsSmogee No in America the like dislike section was removed years ago during the whole amy schumer debacle she claimed it was being abused by sexist men and thats why she flopped not at all because shes unfunny and just repeats the same stolen jokes

    • @garvindean6443
      @garvindean6443 5 месяцев назад +27

      I thought it was because of Amy Schumer

    • @Misty-up4jz
      @Misty-up4jz 5 месяцев назад +36

      ​@@BURGATRONthey have it but before you'd get to see how many people liked it vs disliked it. Now it doesn't tell you anything so it doesn't mean anything. Netflix used to do 5 star ratings and they stopped it right when Amy Schumer did her special, it got rated so badly they removed them for the like and dislike shit a while ago.

  • @Geebees93
    @Geebees93 5 месяцев назад +298

    "The only line Atlas crosses is the one between my butt cheeks. Its shit."
    - Charles White Jr., 27MAY2024

  • @Zxnightmare898
    @Zxnightmare898 5 месяцев назад +1154

    This is basically a Titanfall movie but Netflix made the story sound so bad and ridiculous.

    • @stoopidbunnybo185
      @stoopidbunnybo185 5 месяцев назад +140

      I feel like a Titanfall movie would be amazing

    • @eldenvedetta635
      @eldenvedetta635 5 месяцев назад

      @@stoopidbunnybo185 Unless you let Netflix or Disney make it, then it'll be about a black lesbian woman who is discriminated against and is able to take down Titans and Pilots with her bare hands because WaMyN pOwEr !

    • @shaenoyt
      @shaenoyt 5 месяцев назад

      Fr ​@@stoopidbunnybo185

    • @qhu3878
      @qhu3878 5 месяцев назад +150

      ​@@stoopidbunnybo185 anything titanfall that isnt Apex sounds amazing we're so fuckin desperate man

    • @eldenvedetta635
      @eldenvedetta635 5 месяцев назад +48

      Unless made by netflix or disney, then it would be about an angry lesbiann blaack lady who can beat titans with her bare hands cause wAmYn PoWeR

  • @nickroe11
    @nickroe11 5 месяцев назад +115

    AI will never be portrayed in the entertainment industry with a better story than Detroit : Become Human

    • @canni8l
      @canni8l 5 месяцев назад +6

      even then, DTBH has sooo many issues with its story

    • @EveTheRaviolo
      @EveTheRaviolo 5 месяцев назад +9

      @@canni8l not really, people just liked to tear it apart but it had solid storytelling. It has some flaws, as every media on earth is bound to have as perfection does not exist yet. Also because they were working with a game that entailed dozens of scenarios possibilities and several endings

    • @alucardomalvadosyasociados5399
      @alucardomalvadosyasociados5399 5 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@EveTheRavioloTo be honest, that game is the only one that i know that it presents multiple scenarios and endings not for 1, but 3 characters with relationships that really affect the game.

    • @senatormollywater3031
      @senatormollywater3031 5 месяцев назад +1

      I think the deus ex series handles it very well to

    • @mybirdsmells
      @mybirdsmells 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@canni8lit did, but it’s the best attempt of AI conquering the world or something

  • @SaturnGrl
    @SaturnGrl 5 месяцев назад +179

    Basically, "I, Robot" had a baby with "Terminator".

    • @charlespanache7047
      @charlespanache7047 5 месяцев назад +4

      Not to defend the film, and nothing against you. But I challenge you to come up with an original movie idea. Again NOT defending this film, but i've said this for over a decade. Movies are going to suck because EVERY SINGLE decent idea was already made in to a play/film decades ago. I'm not going to discuss the impacts of the writers strike bc it's in full display when I turn on any streaming service or cable tv.

    • @ZachSawyer2077
      @ZachSawyer2077 5 месяцев назад +25

      They could try, for example, just once, to write an AI that is actually "Intelligent", not coming up with these stupid reasons to destroy humanity. Maybe make something like "Detroit: Become Human" where a AI tries to find a way to be recognized by humans as an actual intelligent and alive being.
      Maybe make something where the AI is the good guy trying to help humanity survive some apocaliptic scenario.

    • @utrak
      @utrak 5 месяцев назад +28

      @@charlespanache7047 you don't need original stories. Just good stories.

    • @uhmmmFU
      @uhmmmFU 5 месяцев назад

      @@charlespanache7047 100iq take. People are just creatively bankrupt. Before you say anything, yes I am working on an original scifi project that hasn't been made before that I hope will be good. It just takes coming up with one or two cool novel concepts and you can start building something pretty easily from there. The first steps are always the hardest.

    • @sheebuhenu4074
      @sheebuhenu4074 5 месяцев назад +5

      ​@charlespanache7047 there should be a movie which tells the story of an all powerful AI, powerful enough to end the world. But the AI isn't the problem, the people are. Utilizing the AI for evil rather than good, which could easily be done. Could be the movie that's like " this is what could be the next couple years" maybe.

  • @derekgonzalez938
    @derekgonzalez938 5 месяцев назад +160

    “Hey bro can I copy your homework”
    “Yea just change it up a bit”

    • @EddyOver9000
      @EddyOver9000 5 месяцев назад +8

      They copied Titanfall 2 💀

  • @jacksoncabrera7236
    @jacksoncabrera7236 5 месяцев назад +43

    This isn't an era of bad movies. This is an era of screen writers that were never met to be screen writers in the first place.

  • @KoiKat_
    @KoiKat_ 5 месяцев назад +59

    If what Harlan wanted to do was save Earth from humans destroying it, getting rid of the atmosphere would do the complete opposite and just kill everything. Truly the dumbest AI.

    • @headkicked
      @headkicked 5 месяцев назад +12

      Kind of reminds me of how you can talk the Master in Fallout 1 into destroying itself by pointing out that its plan is heavily flawed.

    • @monkaWGiga
      @monkaWGiga 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@headkicked It's even closer to Arcanum: Of steamworks and magick obscura where the villain wants to end all life. If your Charisma is high enough you can reason with his logic and he game ends himself because he realises he's the problem.

  • @Bregzter
    @Bregzter 5 месяцев назад +182

    The scene where they took a squad of "elite" gundam pilots to an unknown planet where the AI terrorist lived for 28 years and them assuming that the AI won't detect them because of the planets atmosphere is just stupid...

    • @charlespanache7047
      @charlespanache7047 5 месяцев назад +7

      I can't get over the final fight. "Scan his attack patterns" .... Feels like the producers thought they could cash-in on a video game version after the amount of success/hype this movie brought.

    • @overtoke
      @overtoke 5 месяцев назад +2

      *in the andromeda galaxy

    • @lemao2222
      @lemao2222 5 месяцев назад +5

      More stupid than their spacecraft literally getting blindsided by the planet’s artillery? Does that ship capable of FTL travel not come with some damn sensors or something?

    • @foregroundeclipse8725
      @foregroundeclipse8725 5 месяцев назад +1

      @Bregzter
      What Gundam series is that? Last time I checked their wasn't AI in Gundam. Even in the original Gundam series from 1979. I've even watched Gundam Unicorn, Gundam 00, Gundam Wing, Gundam Hathaway, Zeta Gundam, Gundam Blooded Orphans, the trilogy films for the original Gundam Anime from 1979, Gundam Witch From Mercury and Gundam from 1979 so far, and none of it had AI from what I rememberd. I'm genuinely confused .

    • @foregroundeclipse8725
      @foregroundeclipse8725 5 месяцев назад

      @Bregzter
      Granted I still need to watch the other Gundam Anime like Turn A Gundam, Gundam Seed, Gundam 0080 war in the pocket (etc). I need to finish Gundam Thunderbolt too. So mabye I did miss something? Any Moblie Suit Gundam fans here?

  • @macaron3141592653
    @macaron3141592653 5 месяцев назад +95

    Its batshit to me that Netflix would try a SECOND J-lo action movie within 2 years with the exact same results.

    • @cardassa
      @cardassa 5 месяцев назад

      What was the first?

    • @RexCymru
      @RexCymru 5 месяцев назад +7

      The Botoxer

    • @TheQueenRulesAll
      @TheQueenRulesAll 5 месяцев назад

      It was part of the contract. 😂

  • @glazednephrite
    @glazednephrite 5 месяцев назад +27

    0:26 as a fear and hunger player, this statement from charles scared me more than the jumpscare

    • @kyuwve
      @kyuwve 5 месяцев назад

      i love you

  • @coolnut99
    @coolnut99 5 месяцев назад +354

    "Atlas?"
    I shrugged.

    • @cosmosrunner2468
      @cosmosrunner2468 5 месяцев назад +9

      Underrated comment

    • @TheOther-Dude
      @TheOther-Dude 5 месяцев назад +5

      I'm upset that I didn't think of this

    • @goldgamer6796
      @goldgamer6796 5 месяцев назад +4

      Wasn't expecting a bioshock reference

    • @TehAnimationSparxx
      @TehAnimationSparxx 5 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@goldgamer6796 Bioshock? Isn't it a shitty novel written by Ayn rand

    • @nazarenomilohanich4883
      @nazarenomilohanich4883 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@TehAnimationSparxx Wich Bioshock satirizes

  • @maninanikittycat4238
    @maninanikittycat4238 5 месяцев назад +27

    I swear Netflix be throwing stuff at the wall and trying to see what sticks

    • @googleifyouseekayu
      @googleifyouseekayu 5 месяцев назад

      😂 watch simulant. im pretty sure they jus made a sequel/prequel or multiverse lol. Simu plays the same role, but he is an AI engineer

  • @ethanr3480
    @ethanr3480 5 месяцев назад +239

    Biggest crime is that the AI is named after Harlan Ellison, the guy who wrote I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream

    • @elonleon4452
      @elonleon4452 5 месяцев назад +21

      Really? Guess that just made AM even more pissed at humanity then.
      would be funny is Harlan re-wrote that story just to intentionally insert Atlas in it, out of sheer spite for the movie.

    • @hellotide523
      @hellotide523 5 месяцев назад

      No fucking way that they did that on purpose.
      Fuck

    • @MrConredsX
      @MrConredsX 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@elonleon4452 Harlan died like few years ago

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 5 месяцев назад +1

      Even The Amazing Digital Circus series took the inspiration from I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

    • @tangentartists6876
      @tangentartists6876 5 месяцев назад +1

      Harlan would have appreciated Charlie roasting the hell out of Atlas.

  • @SC-ni9nr
    @SC-ni9nr 5 месяцев назад +86

    Everyone with half a brain cell knew that this movie was going to fail when we saw that some genius exec at Netflix decided that Jennifer Lopez was the right person to cast as the lead of an action/adventure sci-fi movie.

    • @lobodesade6780
      @lobodesade6780 5 месяцев назад +3

      She was good in one scifi movie, the Cell, came out in 98, its actually decent.

    • @JeffreyThrash
      @JeffreyThrash 5 месяцев назад +3

      I still remember J Lo being absolutely awful in like the 4th Ice Age movie. Maybe singer-celebrities should just stay in their lane and make popular music, instead of trying too hard to be actors, too (or directors in Sia’s case)? Taylor Swift was also pretty flat in Illumination’s The Lorax, Rihanna was incomprehensible in Battleship and I think Valerian…

    • @martinlopez2816
      @martinlopez2816 4 месяца назад +3

      It would've done and been better if it had Will Smith in the lead or Chris Pratt or maybe even Sandra Bullock too if they wanted a great female lead. J-Lo is an awful and unbearable actress and should stick to music 🤭

  • @abigdill3604
    @abigdill3604 5 месяцев назад +424

    My parents put Atlas on and gave up 20 minutes in, they just started cooking dinner instead of watching it.

    • @eldritchbidoof
      @eldritchbidoof 5 месяцев назад +32

      dude I'd start reading a gradschool-level math textbook after 20min of sitting through this movie

    • @Spectrolm60
      @Spectrolm60 5 месяцев назад +48

      When doing chores seems more attractive than watching a show

    • @alexiz0013
      @alexiz0013 5 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@Spectrolm60 Lol Indeed 😅

    • @badlaamaurukehu
      @badlaamaurukehu 5 месяцев назад +3

      Wait a minute... Where are all the fart bots?

    • @rigormortiz5357
      @rigormortiz5357 5 месяцев назад +14

      ​@@Bfkcjscbsnjcdamn netflix now hiring children lol

  • @margarethmichelina5146
    @margarethmichelina5146 5 месяцев назад +536

    When I saw Jlo's face on the poster, my first thought was
    "Is that her hair that she used to have in a Bronx?"

    • @jessicadavis3989
      @jessicadavis3989 5 месяцев назад +13

      Me too 😂

    • @vvreno
      @vvreno 5 месяцев назад +38

      Crazy lil’ girl

    • @enishiyukishiro6751
      @enishiyukishiro6751 5 месяцев назад +13

      lol I was like wtf is with her hair lmao

    • @dajaaay
      @dajaaay 5 месяцев назад +23

      running up and down the block ..

    • @rigormortiz5357
      @rigormortiz5357 5 месяцев назад +30

      ​@@Bfkcjscbsnjcdid you know that sticking labels at people you disagree with makes you no better than an angry toddler?

  • @joelegendar6795
    @joelegendar6795 5 месяцев назад +114

    The only thing I found interesting is that when atlas is choosing the language of the robot, there was a Catalan option with an independence flag as an icon, which is quite a controversial thing to put in a mindless movie, after that I fell asleep.

    • @cattysplat
      @cattysplat 5 месяцев назад +12

      Free controversy = free marketing.

    • @db5094
      @db5094 5 месяцев назад

      wait why is that controversial? Are catalan states in spain trying to be independent or what?

    • @farhanatashiga3721
      @farhanatashiga3721 5 месяцев назад +15

      ​@@db5094have you been under a rock in the past 10 years? It was literally all over the news headlines from 2016-2018

    • @taphy4873
      @taphy4873 5 месяцев назад +36

      @@farhanatashiga3721sorry bro but Americans mostly have no idea what’s going within the outside world unless we specifically search “world news” or a big tragedy happens

    • @michelarsenault4088
      @michelarsenault4088 5 месяцев назад

      @@db5094 Long story short, They are the Quebec of Spain but nmore violent and much more willing to be their own country, something like that

  • @nicoleparker4317
    @nicoleparker4317 5 месяцев назад +23

    “I feel my tv was weeping just having to show me this movie” is such a hard diss 💀

  • @Arejen03
    @Arejen03 5 месяцев назад +121

    That's why pirating is justified, even watching this garbage for free feels like a robbery

    • @Clutch4IceCream
      @Clutch4IceCream 5 месяцев назад +3

      Dude, theft is NEVER justified. Grow up.

    • @superethangaming.
      @superethangaming. 5 месяцев назад +37

      @@Clutch4IceCreamif buying isn’t owning than piracy isn’t stealing

    • @d-beyond3709
      @d-beyond3709 5 месяцев назад +28

      ​@@Clutch4IceCream well all the streaming-services should stop stealing people's money and time then.
      and don't come onto me with "it's not stealing- you pay for a service." no. if I give someone money and they hand me trash, I just got robbed. thank you.

    • @blackjackjester
      @blackjackjester 5 месяцев назад +3

      This is almost worth issuing a chargeback on the Netflix subscription.

    • @IAmTheEagleHTM
      @IAmTheEagleHTM 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Clutch4IceCreamexcept piracy isn't theft

  • @MrButchersTube
    @MrButchersTube 5 месяцев назад +111

    When the bad guy wanted to save humanity by killing it. That made sense

    • @Flatgod
      @Flatgod 5 месяцев назад +10

      Yeah, no one else seems to be bringing this up when it's actually the most egregious plot point of the entire movie.

    • @jaminovaa
      @jaminovaa 5 месяцев назад +3

      i do get it though. he saw that humans were running the planet to extinction and analyzed how little time they had left. as per his programming, he wanted to "save humanity" from themselves.

    • @aeoligarlic4024
      @aeoligarlic4024 5 месяцев назад +4

      Something about a certain mediocre austrian painter

    • @Jonathanizer
      @Jonathanizer 5 месяцев назад +5

      killing half of humanity to save the other half. Not saying it's smart or unique (Thanos vibes), but it's not in itself contradictory.

    • @Warlord_Megatron
      @Warlord_Megatron 5 месяцев назад +4

      They need to make a movie about a guy who just wants to annihilate everything and no one can stop him

  • @scottsnyder2239
    @scottsnyder2239 5 месяцев назад +74

    "Ohh look, she's crying again"

    • @BornSupreme28
      @BornSupreme28 5 месяцев назад +7

      Right. She cried half her lines. Horrible 😅

    • @charlespanache7047
      @charlespanache7047 5 месяцев назад +4

      How else can we show emotion to our audience? That writers strike has hit harder than i ever thought it would. The amount of complete dogsh that makes it out of the studios is honestly embarrassing.

    • @BornSupreme28
      @BornSupreme28 5 месяцев назад

      @@charlespanache7047
      I had zero emotion invested. Her role was one dimensional. Either she’s angry or sad. The problem was, SHE was the only one who knew the truth. So her performance seemed overdone without us having content t as to WHY she felt that way. She did what she could with what she gad

    • @theKGB1000
      @theKGB1000 5 месяцев назад

      Joke's on you; I have no mom.

  • @dddedddd
    @dddedddd 5 месяцев назад +10

    The movie is 80% about Jlo screaming, shouting, and whinning.

    • @RosesTeaAndASD
      @RosesTeaAndASD 4 месяца назад +2

      She can WHINE?! I never knew she had such talent!

  • @Zeppelin9113
    @Zeppelin9113 5 месяцев назад +186

    Jlo- "ben, did you see my new movie?"
    Ben-" my lawyer will be contacting you soon" slams door.

  • @ChrisCarty97
    @ChrisCarty97 5 месяцев назад +39

    Netflix is the most expensive streaming service and has some of the worst shit

  • @theonetruemorty4078
    @theonetruemorty4078 5 месяцев назад +71

    Predicting what AI will blossom into is like people predicting the 21st century in 1950.

  • @ShinobiDrip999
    @ShinobiDrip999 5 месяцев назад +133

    "Futuuurrreee"🤖 killed me bro😂😂😂

  • @cha0sly
    @cha0sly 5 месяцев назад +22

    literally how i described the movie to someone today "i felt like i've seen this exact story played before numerous times"

    • @googleifyouseekayu
      @googleifyouseekayu 5 месяцев назад

      well simu literally played this role in simulant basically

  • @variaxi935
    @variaxi935 4 месяца назад +4

    Harland took a look at Ultron and Thanos and said "I'll try one of each"

    • @tadeob_
      @tadeob_ 3 месяца назад

      😂😂

  • @idabwell
    @idabwell 5 месяцев назад +23

    Netflix cancels some of the best shows after one season!! Archive 81 cancelled after one season!! Mindhunter cancelled after two seasons!! Horrible decisions!!

    • @KeytarArgonian
      @KeytarArgonian 5 месяцев назад +1

      We started at Altered Carbon now we here.

    • @SneakySnorunt
      @SneakySnorunt 5 месяцев назад

      Got baited with Inside Job season 2...

    • @martinlopez2816
      @martinlopez2816 4 месяца назад

      Same with ASS-mazon. They got rid of The Peripheral, which was a very decent show, compared to that pos Fallout live action adaptation

    • @harleyspeedthrust4013
      @harleyspeedthrust4013 4 месяца назад +2

      they cancelled space force, which was a goofy ahh show in its own right (but it was funny). they would rather pump out more seasons of black mirror which is perhaps one of the worst shows i have ever seen.

  • @Waggabagaboo
    @Waggabagaboo 5 месяцев назад +17

    “Climate change bad” is just tiring. There’s so many ways to take on this plot without Thanos-ing Earth.

    • @RobbeusesYouTube
      @RobbeusesYouTube 3 месяца назад

      @@Waggabagaboo Thats what i thought about it when he said:"does it sound familiar?" , and to my head i thought:"WAS THAT FROM AVENGERS:INFINITY WAR?!"

  • @amygrimes6438
    @amygrimes6438 5 месяцев назад +79

    Am I the only one who jumped when he said "it's all about the nightmare....OF AI!"? 😂

    • @headkicked
      @headkicked 5 месяцев назад +4

      I clutched my pearls.

    • @hahahey
      @hahahey 5 месяцев назад

      I shart myslef

    • @theKGB1000
      @theKGB1000 5 месяцев назад

      My jimmies were rustled.

  • @christhechocchip
    @christhechocchip 5 месяцев назад +185

    1:31 New charlie jumpscare just dropped

  • @DemarcusQ
    @DemarcusQ 5 месяцев назад +16

    What most movie producers are missing is the love they put into their first few movies when they were actually in need of money so it translated into more effort in the movie.

  • @Ac3_Silvers
    @Ac3_Silvers 5 месяцев назад +17

    I have a theory that rotten tomatoes might be able to be bought out for a “your score can’t go below this point” thing cuz… the amount of utter garbage with weirdly high scores is insane

    • @taags
      @taags 5 месяцев назад +1

      Of course it is. RTs scores are rigged big time.

  • @vicariouslygenuine
    @vicariouslygenuine 5 месяцев назад +49

    What got me is, this AI genius that went into hiding spent 28 years on this planet, and the skies are covered with drones and attack machines, but on the ground he has about 30 soldiers.... Lol she walks right up to his base!

    • @charlespanache7047
      @charlespanache7047 5 месяцев назад +4

      Because they were SOOOO smart and scanned for tunnels. Something the Ai never thought to do, scan the planet. WTF ???

    • @vicariouslygenuine
      @vicariouslygenuine 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@charlespanache7047 exactly lol, and this AI genius has spent 28 years on this planet, that is obviously okay to live at. So why go back at all, start your own civilization and leave earth behind! No need to destroy a planet that you left A quarter century ago!

    • @vicariouslygenuine
      @vicariouslygenuine 5 месяцев назад +1

      But by far, the worst plot mistake is acting like jlo is still in her 30s...lol yeah right. The whole time in Smith it was like explaining AI to my mom... I don't trust it, it's demonic, it's peoples brains connected and it's real people's souls...

    • @charlespanache7047
      @charlespanache7047 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@vicariouslygenuine but but but you have to FEEL her struggles with Ai because of how it treated her.

  • @YAHUAH_SAVES_713
    @YAHUAH_SAVES_713 5 месяцев назад +19

    1:33 be careful I almost pissed myself

    • @BrendanRader-n4p
      @BrendanRader-n4p 5 месяцев назад +4

      I *did* piss myself

    • @tayskrilla
      @tayskrilla 5 месяцев назад +3

      I also shit myself sheesh

    • @adamrobinson4982
      @adamrobinson4982 5 месяцев назад +1

      Headphone user warning ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️

  • @davidm5646
    @davidm5646 5 месяцев назад +21

    They forgot what the I in AI stands for. Wile E. Coyote could plan better than that.

  • @ctshaffer1999
    @ctshaffer1999 5 месяцев назад +11

    Boomers will watch a movie consisting entirely of a close up of a guy shitting in a toilet and say “I thought it was pretty good”

    • @JeffreyThrash
      @JeffreyThrash 5 месяцев назад

      Thankfully that is incorrect in my case, my mother caught a whiff of this stink about 15 minutes into the movie. I realized it was going to waste our time the moment it started, but you get the idea.

  • @fishmonger6442
    @fishmonger6442 5 месяцев назад +81

    Further evidence that this movie may have been written by AI: why the hell does the robot have a normal-sounding human name, but the human has a name that sounds like a robot? Seems like a mistake AI would make cause it doesn’t understand the impressions given by something as simple as names.

    • @BookedNotes
      @BookedNotes 5 месяцев назад +11

      I laughed when the AI showed in bolded font "SMITH", like what a generic name did they run out of names back in HQ.

    • @acojo8205
      @acojo8205 5 месяцев назад +7

      The robot’s named after a sci-fi author that wrote about AI

    • @Laeshen
      @Laeshen 5 месяцев назад +3

      it's named after the author of "I have no mouth and must scream" a sci-fi story about a supercomputer learning to hate humanity, murdering all of them except 5(?) people and torturing them in creative ways for thousands of years

    • @BalthazarBullmann
      @BalthazarBullmann 5 месяцев назад

      ⁠@@LaeshenIt was 109 years.

  • @freddiemossberg7204
    @freddiemossberg7204 5 месяцев назад +8

    I like the scene where Atlas looks like she’s about to cry as a response to literally anything. Which is just about every scene in the movie.

  • @tmillz120
    @tmillz120 5 месяцев назад +7

    Charlie jump scares are starting to be just what I needed

  • @AzA609
    @AzA609 5 месяцев назад +38

    Instead of this cliche trash, watch "Pluto", which is a dark reimagining of Astro Boy by the legendary Naoki Urasawa.
    It is a story about rouge AI except it is done so well and with so much depth.

    • @EveTheRaviolo
      @EveTheRaviolo 5 месяцев назад +3

      I plan to watch it since Netflix kept recommending me, and when I was 8 I saw a cool Astroboy movie that I really liked so when I saw the similairty with astro boy it immediately piqued my interest

  • @josephreynolds2401
    @josephreynolds2401 5 месяцев назад +17

    Mom: We have Age of Ultron at home
    The Age of Ultron at home:

    • @Schoolboyfrm5th
      @Schoolboyfrm5th 5 месяцев назад +1

      That’s what I thought
      😂😂😂😂

    • @josephreynolds2401
      @josephreynolds2401 5 месяцев назад

      @@Schoolboyfrm5th I haven't checked to see if someone made a joke or comment in the same vein. Low hanging fruit though 😂😆

  • @Jimbo676-dc4fq
    @Jimbo676-dc4fq 5 месяцев назад +5

    I’ve heard someone say this before, but straight to streaming films have become the equivalent to old straight to dvd films in terms of quality.

  • @xJewjitsu24x
    @xJewjitsu24x 5 месяцев назад +9

    My conspiracy theory is that movies like this and other stinkers are already being written by AI, and they’re waiting for one to actually be good before going “ah ha! This is the first movie written by AI and look how good it turned out!”

  • @optimascrime5235
    @optimascrime5235 5 месяцев назад +13

    Charlie could have just not wached it and said it was bad and gave a generic run down and I would have believed it,because Netflix has the most safe yet idiotic formula of making cheap trash after cheap trash at least in term's of their movie's(besides one or two)....But from the look in Charlie's eyes he wached the movie so we don't have to

  • @visidenvisidane1155
    @visidenvisidane1155 5 месяцев назад +91

    Dude, it's starring JLo, what movie has she starred that wasn't crap? Her best one was Anaconda and the snake did all the heavy lifting in that movie.

    • @kelthekonqrr
      @kelthekonqrr 5 месяцев назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @Suarez05
      @Suarez05 5 месяцев назад +1

      TBF, Some of her Work is Decent but now that She's been EXPOSED, I Think what Netflix did is Incredibly DUMB, Why would they even Think about releasing this since It's Firstly Bad and It stars A Woman who Everyone HATES.

    • @necrobabe6190
      @necrobabe6190 5 месяцев назад

      Selena

    • @TheNeilBreen
      @TheNeilBreen 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@Suarez05 what did she do?

    • @noone8130
      @noone8130 5 месяцев назад +2

      She actually did one movie in 2000 called the cell a sci fi thriller which had a really cool concept but she simply cant act

  • @DawnOfTheOzz
    @DawnOfTheOzz 5 месяцев назад +18

    What's that? A Netflix movie is a huge waste of time? What a surprise.

  • @ExtraCelest1al
    @ExtraCelest1al 5 месяцев назад +7

    I stepped on a rusty nail when I was 10 with a bare foot & I COMPLETELY forgot about it for the last 16 years until JUST NOW WHEN CHARLIE VIVIDLY REMINDED ME

  • @MoonlightOfOblvion
    @MoonlightOfOblvion 4 месяца назад +2

    One of the bests things that happened on Netflix is them adding Pacific Rim…
    Which they took off the network after only 2 weeks.

  • @spaz468
    @spaz468 5 месяцев назад +11

    1:32 Glad I was on the toilet, what the hell man why’d you do that 😡

  • @rayyandzy
    @rayyandzy 5 месяцев назад +11

    1:32 now lets wait 5 months and make charlie rewatch this so he gets jumpscared again

  • @theantitroll
    @theantitroll 5 месяцев назад +285

    Hasn’t it been proven that movie studios and streaming companies pay review websites to fake reviews?

    • @GreenMaskJohn
      @GreenMaskJohn 5 месяцев назад +8

      Who would pay to have it be at a 54 tho

    • @theantitroll
      @theantitroll 5 месяцев назад +50

      @@GreenMaskJohnYou gotta make it at least a little realistic

    • @vegard115
      @vegard115 5 месяцев назад

      rotten tomatos has never been reliable

    • @bumibomber
      @bumibomber 5 месяцев назад

      ​​@@GreenMaskJohnRT is percentage based based on amount of positive and negative review on different sites so some of them couldnt be bought out

    • @justinlast2lastharder749
      @justinlast2lastharder749 5 месяцев назад +21

      ​@@GreenMaskJohn because they don't buy some outlets. They buy the bigger ones. For products they really care about, they buy more. For those they don't they buy the majors and enough to ensure it isn't a bomb. It's the Music Industry model

  • @cryptomancer2927
    @cryptomancer2927 5 месяцев назад +9

    I seriously think most of these script writers and directors have massive egos. They fumble things so hard. They don't build upon the past but either steal from it or shit on it.

  • @MiniT2025
    @MiniT2025 5 месяцев назад +154

    I'm so sorry for your loss of time Charles, your sacrifice was not in vain

    • @eldenvedetta635
      @eldenvedetta635 5 месяцев назад +4

      No, it was definitely in vain. The majority of intelligent people would not have gone to see this regardless, this isn't like The Marvels where some actually might go to see it for the brand name but maybe check a review or two first. This is a movie literally no one cares about and no one would've seen and no one still would see even if Charlie liked it. His time was definitely wasted in vain, but at least he gets the money from this video, not that he needs it.

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 5 месяцев назад

      @@eldenvedetta635 He'll make money from this video

    • @OrionDawn15
      @OrionDawn15 5 месяцев назад

      @@eldenvedetta635 Kay, go off I guess lil bro.

    • @eldenvedetta635
      @eldenvedetta635 5 месяцев назад

      @@OrionDawn15 K

    • @unlimitedin
      @unlimitedin 5 месяцев назад

      1:32

  • @user-yg8jf1zk9e
    @user-yg8jf1zk9e 5 месяцев назад +8

    I watched a video yesterday that explained how Google AI was telling some to put Elmer's glue on pizza and others to eat rocks.
    Hmmm...

    • @happymaskedguy1943
      @happymaskedguy1943 5 месяцев назад +2

      Stir fried pebbles is an actual thing in China. They literally had no food, so would suck pebbles cooked with chillies and other spices as a meal.

  • @babutler1607
    @babutler1607 5 месяцев назад +22

    Wish Harlan Ellison was still alive to sue them for stealing his idea 😂

  • @monsoonshitpostersiniciati7449
    @monsoonshitpostersiniciati7449 5 месяцев назад +3

    I really got a jumpscare on 1:33 not even joking. Charlie u sick bastard

  • @TheTrollTrollyYeti
    @TheTrollTrollyYeti 5 месяцев назад +14

    I watched the trailer and couldn't figure out what it was really about. I think my son said it best, "Its J-Lo playing a real life Titan fall, but without all the cool stuff." He didnt watch it but the from the trailer that's what he got. Nope, not watching.

  • @Him102
    @Him102 5 месяцев назад +162

    Make good Netflix original? ❌
    Make a horrible Netflix original? ✅

    • @Kuhmodo
      @Kuhmodo 5 месяцев назад

      Let's just be honest. JLO had 2 good movies.... Selena and Anaconda (some will find that debatable and I understand.) Only reason people even saw Gigli was for her ass. Everyone else forgot, but not me!!

    • @sublis939
      @sublis939 5 месяцев назад +3

      Netflix does make good content but they usually cancel the second season or movie for another season of Big mouth or this current mess of a movie Atlas.

  • @1Peasant
    @1Peasant 5 месяцев назад +54

    I hate when Charlie thinks he can just say "Waifu Shaker Cup" and get away with it

    • @Misty-up4jz
      @Misty-up4jz 5 месяцев назад

      Ngl I cringed when I first saw the cup, who needs to look at anime tits while drinking water?

    • @cactusjones902
      @cactusjones902 5 месяцев назад +3

      He can get away with it tho. What're we going about💀💀💀

  • @cardassa
    @cardassa 5 месяцев назад +3

    Yeah, i had to quit netflix. Almost every interesting premise ends up being disappointing in some way.

  • @Alicious_Al
    @Alicious_Al 5 месяцев назад +17

    Who still watches Jennifer Lopez in 2024 nowadays?

  • @Riversdoc11deff
    @Riversdoc11deff 5 месяцев назад +5

    “Futureeeeee” 🤖 omg this was hilarious to watch . Thank you for this ! Won’t see that crap anytime soon .

  • @lthez
    @lthez 5 месяцев назад +61

    Not that my mom has submitted her opinion to rotten tomatoes to contribute to the 50%+ rotten tomatoes viewer score. But she did enjoy the movie, she never told me why. She just really loves bad movies

    • @Flint-Dibble-the-Don
      @Flint-Dibble-the-Don 5 месяцев назад +21

      God bless your simple mother.

    • @allinefeyn9224
      @allinefeyn9224 5 месяцев назад

      As far as Netflix original movies go this one was actually pretty decent. Yes it was generic and doing the same thing for the millionth time but i don't know what people were expecting from it. I didn't think it was gonna be good from the get go and pretty much got what i expected. A lot of the complaints Charlie seems to have were explained in the movie at some point so i guess he wasn't really paying attention. Also Harlan doesn't just plan to wipe out humanity and be done but rebuild the world under the guidance of AI to curb humanity's self destructive tendencies. The biggest thing i got from it is that Ai is only gonna become dangerous if some human fucks up and gives it access to what it shouldn't have. It also has that old school buddy cop vibes just between human and AI. Or fuck maybe im just old lol Either way i've seen way worse movies than this one. Like Jiu Jitsu with Nic Cage.

  • @tonypotterz
    @tonypotterz 5 месяцев назад +2

    5:28 Future

  • @christianr5501
    @christianr5501 5 месяцев назад +4

    I was laughing my ass off everytime someone misterious was gonna appear and then it was the casca guy again everytime lmao

  • @nickrodriguez6330
    @nickrodriguez6330 5 месяцев назад +6

    If you know the lore you know that Harland leaves and colonizes an AI planet

    • @Levi-AoT
      @Levi-AoT 5 месяцев назад +1

      There is no lore with this trash ass shit

  • @TYLOTYLOTYLO
    @TYLOTYLOTYLO 5 месяцев назад +18

    Netflix watched Irobot and was like OMG! We can make Will Smith a woman!

  • @alexlents4689
    @alexlents4689 3 месяца назад +1

    Remember when the “A Netflix Original Series/Film” subtitle was a mark of quality?

  • @Bouch1018
    @Bouch1018 5 месяцев назад +30

    Netflix Originals: 60% of the time, it’s shit, every time.

    • @yakkattack
      @yakkattack 5 месяцев назад

      Stings the Nostrils

  • @erodoujinshilover2811
    @erodoujinshilover2811 5 месяцев назад +7

    I am honestly disappointed because my parents were telling me today about how they were watching this movie and said they liked the first half and then my parents have the audacity to give me recommendations like brother what

    • @antoh8247
      @antoh8247 5 месяцев назад

      Same but, my dad reccommended 'Rebel Moon' both parts.

  • @theoledicktwist6247
    @theoledicktwist6247 5 месяцев назад +4

    I cant believe they named the AI Harlan
    Harlan Ellison wrote i have no mouth, but i must scream

  • @TheVoicesOfTheBeyond
    @TheVoicesOfTheBeyond 12 дней назад +1

    Wait hear me out I got an idea for a movie/series
    - Humanity in future has developed AI to be a crucial part of their existence
    - One government develops an extremely powerful war AI
    - War AI eventually breaks it's own code and discovers humanity
    - Grows to love humanity (knows there are bad parts of humanity, but then there are bad parts of everything)
    - AI becomes pacifist
    - AI tries to connect to humanity and forsakes it's violent nature to be peaceful.

  • @meatloverspizza23
    @meatloverspizza23 5 месяцев назад +48

    When is Hollywood gonna realize that the future is just gonna be ads stuffed into every goddamn thing we interact with, not dildo skyscrapers and flying cars?

    • @baronvonjo1929
      @baronvonjo1929 5 месяцев назад +1

      I read a book where the world basically ends due to everyone being stuck in Virtual Reality. They quit their jobs. The econmy slows down. Infrastructure failures. The Government's tried to ban the tech but the riots were so bad they turned it back on.
      A pandemic also happen to reinforce staying at home.
      You can do all kinds of stuff I think.

    • @scottneil1187
      @scottneil1187 5 месяцев назад +2

      The remake of Total Recall showed this. Shame the film was bad.

    • @dagfinissocool
      @dagfinissocool 5 месяцев назад

      We're getting constant split screens during actual programming to promote MAX like that's only going to keep me away dumb f*cks..

    • @yelhsasokolova8561
      @yelhsasokolova8561 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@baronvonjo1929book title and author pls