Ford learns about 9/11.

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  • Опубликовано: 2 янв 2025

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  • @Toxxicslime
    @Toxxicslime 4 месяца назад +2601

    Hi !! This is my fic, thank you so much for the reading (and the beautiful pictures lol) !! It was so much funnier to hear it read aloud 😭

    • @zorinazutella3270
      @zorinazutella3270  4 месяца назад +227

      oh yay I'm glad you liked it :) It sent me into hysterics so I just had to make this, didn't expect it to get so big lol

    • @jamesmelwani6000
      @jamesmelwani6000 4 месяца назад +31

      u need to make more stories about gravity falls love ur writing style

    • @TotallyAsuka
      @TotallyAsuka 4 месяца назад +8

      thank you

    • @sammmma_l
      @sammmma_l 4 месяца назад +12

      THANKS YOU DUDE FOR THIS MASTERPIECE WE ALL NEEDED BUT DIDNT DESERVE

    • @kingwing7952
      @kingwing7952 4 месяца назад +6

      You are doing God’s work.

  • @ssomenerdd
    @ssomenerdd 4 месяца назад +8577

    Mabel pulling out a 9/11 joke like that feels like Stanley's blood showing in her

    • @JasonLucio-g2h
      @JasonLucio-g2h 4 месяца назад +78

      Dang

    • @kezottle
      @kezottle 4 месяца назад +110

      i dont think thats how uncles work

    • @MudStudd
      @MudStudd 4 месяца назад +38

      Wait what-

    • @ssomenerdd
      @ssomenerdd 4 месяца назад +152

      @@kezottle (that was just the simplest way I knew how to say they're blood related.)

    • @DevilSpade
      @DevilSpade 4 месяца назад +22

      @@kezottle much less gruncles

  • @blimbam
    @blimbam 4 месяца назад +3698

    If gravity falls wasn't a kids show, this joke could unironically happen

    • @pancakejaywithtie
      @pancakejaywithtie 4 месяца назад +174

      It was one of the Many Adult Jokes Disney Cut cause they can’t trust an audience with adult humor.

    • @Owl_lover64
      @Owl_lover64 4 месяца назад +53

      Book of bill was for teens I wonder if it can make a entrance in a later book for teens and or adults…or a show >:)

    • @JustASunflowerSeeD
      @JustASunflowerSeeD 4 месяца назад +39

      I feel like Alex Hirsch would definitely imply Bill had something to do with it

    • @urgae9125
      @urgae9125 3 месяца назад +13

      @@JustASunflowerSeeDI can see people like Chris Chan unironically believing that Bill did 9 11

    • @misfits9294
      @misfits9294 3 месяца назад +6

      This joke could unironically happen anyway, let's be real

  • @Spacey_key
    @Spacey_key 4 месяца назад +6117

    this has the "Captain America learns about Hiroshima" vibes

    • @AlwaysADekaranger
      @AlwaysADekaranger 4 месяца назад +88

      So true lol

    • @alexthedemon2203
      @alexthedemon2203 4 месяца назад +285

      Captain America also missed 9/11

    • @gamersgamestorm8291
      @gamersgamestorm8291 4 месяца назад +47

      I just thought of that before seeing this comment

    • @doctorjay8673
      @doctorjay8673 4 месяца назад +62

      ​@@alexthedemon2203 And the moon landing

    • @alexthedemon2203
      @alexthedemon2203 4 месяца назад +18

      @@doctorjay8673 No he was still around for that he disappeared in the 1980s

  • @WeegeeCool1
    @WeegeeCool1 4 месяца назад +6600

    THEY HIT THE PENTAGON

    • @pengine6096
      @pengine6096 4 месяца назад +273

      the triangle didn't quite like the shape of the building

    • @SMG-SkullCandy50
      @SMG-SkullCandy50 4 месяца назад +149

      THEY HIT THE PENTAGON X, THEY HIT THE PENTAGON!!!! OH THE TRAGEDY!!!!

    • @CorporalCardiolog
      @CorporalCardiolog 4 месяца назад +64

      "They WHAT!?"

    • @ayonidoesstuff
      @ayonidoesstuff 4 месяца назад +1

      @@pengine6096 HAHAHAHAHLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOL

    • @dugehtstmiraufdieNerven2007
      @dugehtstmiraufdieNerven2007 4 месяца назад +107

      “Dude, check the news. It doesn’t matter what channel.”

  • @kwproductions6737
    @kwproductions6737 4 месяца назад +4183

    Considering the fact that Bill is confirmed to be responsible for a lot of historical events in the book of the Bill it is not that far off he would commit 9/11

    • @Cubeytheawesome
      @Cubeytheawesome 4 месяца назад +423

      I’m pretty sure Alex would have done this if Disney wasn’t so strict

    • @iamweird3919
      @iamweird3919 4 месяца назад

      Knowing Bill he probably suggested it to the terrorists in their dreams while drunk after another "argument" with ford.

    • @Moonlight_0419
      @Moonlight_0419 4 месяца назад +209

      ​@@Cubeytheawesome oh no he would have definitely done that XD

    • @Shocked_Joe
      @Shocked_Joe 4 месяца назад +30

      yep

    • @CorporalCardiolog
      @CorporalCardiolog 4 месяца назад +145

      @@Cubeytheawesome Definitely considering how they slipped in JFK

  • @Suspense_Is_Dead
    @Suspense_Is_Dead 4 месяца назад +1916

    Bill just comes to Ford in a dream,
    "They hit the second tower Sixer..."

    • @niagavins9891
      @niagavins9891 4 месяца назад +53

      LMAOOO

    • @marcosandrey5059
      @marcosandrey5059 4 месяца назад +148

      "SIXER DID YOU LIKE WHAT I DID WITH THE WORLD TRADE CENTER AND THE PENTAGON?"

    • @CursedSFMS
      @CursedSFMS 4 месяца назад +71

      "Hey IQ, guess what i did" bill says chaotically
      "What did you do demon"
      Ford says
      "I hit the world trade centre"
      Bill says
      "WHAT?!"
      Ford says

    • @mygoodfriendcosmo
      @mygoodfriendcosmo 4 месяца назад +40

      SIXER TURN ON THE TV THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON!!!!!!! TURN ON THE TV IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL

    • @geet9830
      @geet9830 4 месяца назад +35

      “SIXER, WAKE UP! I HIT THE PENTAGON! IT WAS AN INFERIOR SHAPE ANYWAY, WHO NEEDS THAT MANY SIDES?!”

  • @EasyEighty-Eight
    @EasyEighty-Eight 4 месяца назад +7465

    Love the fact that it took Ford two whole years to learn about 9/11.

    • @spam_1997
      @spam_1997 4 месяца назад +474

      to be fair he was probably sailing for most of that so he wasn't in the usa

    • @josephholt4736
      @josephholt4736 4 месяца назад +61

      ​@Spike-Spiegel-Cowboy-Bebop
      You mean 1982, right?

    • @silverslayer1321
      @silverslayer1321 4 месяца назад +56

      @Spike-Spiegel-Cowboy-Bebop well technically, speaking in journal three I believe it explains more in depth to what universe he was in and in one of the universes he comes across is where he never got pushed in the portal and his brother listen to his warning about the book so he could’ve learned about 911 through that universe from McGuckin in that universe, but who knows

    • @Not_Nik0
      @Not_Nik0 4 месяца назад +24

      makes sense, it's quite a touchy subject so no one really talks about it (until mabel walks in)

    • @EasyEighty-Eight
      @EasyEighty-Eight 4 месяца назад +54

      @@Not_Nik0 I mean maybe? But if I was gone for 30 years, I'd probably want a recap of all that's happened. I mean, learning the Soviet Union collapsed would be a crazy revelation within itself.

  • @railzfeverz
    @railzfeverz 4 месяца назад +3806

    Sooo... He disappeared in the 1980's so uhh, anybody gonna tell him the Soviet Union collapsed and the Cold War ended?

    • @biyurica
      @biyurica 4 месяца назад +453

      He's probably gonna flip his shit once he learns about the conflicts that happened in the middle east

    • @amadeosendiulo2137
      @amadeosendiulo2137 4 месяца назад +203

      Now imagine if someone from the 80's would hear that Ukraine took a small part of Russia.
      If they knew about the Soviet Union's structure they would be very confused. I'm not sure but maybe many people wouldn't even know what Ukraine was (it was a Republic in the USSR).

    • @tattieverb265
      @tattieverb265 4 месяца назад +44

      It's like the Austin powers scene

    • @theboiyouddate5722
      @theboiyouddate5722 4 месяца назад +109

      Oh shit you're right. Bro probably thinks Yugoslavia still exist.

    • @railzfeverz
      @railzfeverz 4 месяца назад +11

      @@theboiyouddate5722 PFFFT

  • @infernalphantom7571
    @infernalphantom7571 4 месяца назад +2405

    i need a clip of JK Simmons screaming "They hit the pentagon?!"

    • @Pukeprincess
      @Pukeprincess 4 месяца назад +199

      The FUCKING pentagon.
      Not to be a vivziepop about it but the fucking in that sentence is important

    • @Alex_From_Florida
      @Alex_From_Florida 4 месяца назад +141

      PARKER, GET IN HERE! THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON!!

    • @nexaaaaaaa
      @nexaaaaaaa 4 месяца назад +90

      ​@@Pukeprincess lmfao "not to be a vivziepop" that made me laugh bc now it sounds like vivziepop is the only person who curses or uses the word "fuck"

    • @Douchey_Elkmen
      @Douchey_Elkmen 4 месяца назад +8

      ​@@nexaaaaaaa don't forget slurs

    • @ObtuseWaffle_
      @ObtuseWaffle_ 4 месяца назад +19

      HELP I CAN HEAR IT SO CLEARLY IN MG HEAD

  • @Ghosty_Gaming91
    @Ghosty_Gaming91 4 месяца назад +1844

    THEY HIT THE TRIANGLE!

    • @TBD2763
      @TBD2763 4 месяца назад +97

      My ex wife still misses me! But her aim is gettin better- *bang*

    • @Mackerelbefunny
      @Mackerelbefunny 4 месяца назад +24

      ​@@TBD2763 NO THE NONAGON! NOT THE NONAGON

    • @UniformAnimates
      @UniformAnimates 3 месяца назад +1

      I will now be headcanoning that in Gravity Falls, The Pentagon was actually The Triangle bc of Bill

    • @Billcipher-2866
      @Billcipher-2866 26 дней назад

      AAaASFE

  • @kaylaHat
    @kaylaHat 4 месяца назад +2999

    If Gravity Falls was allowed to how much you wanna bet 9/11 would’ve canonicaly been caused by Bill or Mc Gucket?

    • @TheRandom_Boy22
      @TheRandom_Boy22 4 месяца назад +338

      I'm putting all my betting money on McGucket. Just for the funny.

    • @Cubeytheawesome
      @Cubeytheawesome 4 месяца назад +239

      Bill probably forgot that page because his session in arts and crafts was almost over

    • @cartoonishidealism582
      @cartoonishidealism582 4 месяца назад +97

      Lmao, I’m not sure even Alex would want to imply that Bill had a hand in al Qaeda

    • @FirstLast-fl1co
      @FirstLast-fl1co 4 месяца назад +91

      @@cartoonishidealism582 i like to think bill just crashed the planes and al qaeda just took credit for it and bill didnt care enough to correct it

    • @the.real.mothman.
      @the.real.mothman. 4 месяца назад +3

      both simultaneously

  • @BrynQuintillus
    @BrynQuintillus 4 месяца назад +1911

    It is actually written well like everybody feels in character 😭😭

    • @SomeRandomEcho
      @SomeRandomEcho 4 месяца назад +66

      I knooooow

    • @LAV-III
      @LAV-III 4 месяца назад +33

      They must have watched the show A LOT

    • @Amber-_-514
      @Amber-_-514 3 месяца назад +19

      Mabel asking for glitter glue to draw the tragedy with is so terrifyingly in character istg

  • @Osmicombo
    @Osmicombo 4 месяца назад +498

    love how the ending implies they let him think two planes hit the pentagon.

  • @jasonjasso666
    @jasonjasso666 4 месяца назад +564

    Why do I think Ford would be a smart ass and instead say “I told them to up security and even once offered a more efficient and sturdier building material, but they of course brushed me off.”

    • @somrone9236
      @somrone9236 3 месяца назад +46

      no bc that's exactly what he'd say after the shock wore off. "I sent several faxes 🤓☝️"

    • @50d4c4p
      @50d4c4p 3 месяца назад +21

      @@somrone9236 "I sent them a letter!"

    • @Amber-_-514
      @Amber-_-514 3 месяца назад +2

      I feel like that’s more his character in Portal

  • @rowan404
    @rowan404 4 месяца назад +964

    I read a completely different Ford Learns About 9/11 fic on AO3. If I had a nickel…

    • @xxcanthinkofanamexx1688
      @xxcanthinkofanamexx1688 4 месяца назад +5

      Link?

    • @rowan404
      @rowan404 4 месяца назад +84

      @@xxcanthinkofanamexx1688 Links don’t work in comments, but it’s Stanford Pines finds out about 9/11 REUPLOAD by cannoli_cannoli

    • @sammowastaken
      @sammowastaken 4 месяца назад +4

      A Stanley nick- wait wrong show

    • @ArtemisAYO
      @ArtemisAYO 4 месяца назад +1

      Hey Rowan 👋

    • @rowan404
      @rowan404 4 месяца назад +1

      @@ArtemisAYO Hello again!

  • @partylrd8699
    @partylrd8699 4 месяца назад +599

    Great uncle Ford they hit the pentagon! They hit the fucking pentagon!
    I can imagine dipper yelling this at him and ford just so confused

    • @J.MahargJust
      @J.MahargJust 4 месяца назад +22

      I read it in his voice whyy

  • @Caledonianpug
    @Caledonianpug 4 месяца назад +943

    “Mabel being chaotic” Sounds about right

    • @JacksonVoet
      @JacksonVoet 4 месяца назад +28

      Bill actually relates to her because she’s an agent of chaos like him. He also took her mocking him extremely personally, losing his composure for once.

    • @yourcollegedebt8384
      @yourcollegedebt8384 3 месяца назад

      When is she not chaotic?

  • @valmid5069
    @valmid5069 4 месяца назад +1264

    ...wait until Ford learns about Fortnite's Tilted Towers

    • @Dave_Miller_TP
      @Dave_Miller_TP 4 месяца назад +12

      Lmfao

    • @StopMotion-Dann
      @StopMotion-Dann 4 месяца назад +27

      technichally no one has learnt about it yet bc its only 2014 and fortnite comes out in 2017

    • @scrapped278
      @scrapped278 4 месяца назад +10

      Wait until he learns of the horrors of....Search 7 chests at Risky Reels

    • @Soupsandwich69
      @Soupsandwich69 4 месяца назад +22

      "Welcome to Tilted Towers. My name is Memphis Tennessee"

    • @FORD_PINES
      @FORD_PINES 4 месяца назад +2

      i dont think a measure of time can have towers, unless your talking about something else, in that case, what is a "fortnite"?

  • @Goober135
    @Goober135 4 месяца назад +850

    3:34 "September 1st 2001"

    • @LegoCookieDoggie
      @LegoCookieDoggie 4 месяца назад +199

      noo same vibes as September 11th 2011 from Smosh

    • @nokiohascontent
      @nokiohascontent 4 месяца назад +32

      @@LegoCookieDoggieANGELA NO

    • @zorinazutella3270
      @zorinazutella3270  4 месяца назад +272

      look in my defense there are a lot of 1s in that date

    • @jmej01
      @jmej01 4 месяца назад +59

      ​@@zorinazutella3270the fic actually says september 1st lmao 💀

    • @katze3337
      @katze3337 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@jmej01No, it doesn't lol

  • @c_x_3
    @c_x_3 4 месяца назад +254

    This is the most chaotic retelling of 9/11 since the Tomska song.

    • @Jackiewheelz
      @Jackiewheelz 4 месяца назад +8

      Have you seen the us military propaganda movie Disney made about 9/11

    • @AxolotlQueen
      @AxolotlQueen 2 месяца назад +3

      since the wHAT?

    • @KatesArchiveLol
      @KatesArchiveLol 2 месяца назад +1

      THE WHAT

    • @c_x_3
      @c_x_3 2 месяца назад

      @@KatesArchiveLol ruclips.net/video/Mt-f15wgrtk/видео.htmlsi=1dVHwYK7iQ7Task0

  • @yeeyeeyeeye
    @yeeyeeyeeye 4 месяца назад +315

    This would be canon if Disney weren't a bunch of cowards

    • @Jackiewheelz
      @Jackiewheelz 4 месяца назад +13

      What's funny is Disney made a us military propaganda film about 9/11

    • @alisonpurgatory85
      @alisonpurgatory85 4 месяца назад

      @@Jackiewheelz which film was that?

    • @LunaSkye64
      @LunaSkye64 3 месяца назад +2

      @@Jackiewheelz not just a film, but a whole ass ad-campaign with all the Disney stars of the 2000’s

  • @jaayfall211
    @jaayfall211 4 месяца назад +556

    THEY HIT THE PENTAGON!??!?

    • @Bratgirly
      @Bratgirly 4 месяца назад +17

      FORD WAKE UP YOU GOTTA WAKE UP PLEASE

    • @cic1470
      @cic1470 4 месяца назад

      @@BratgirlyFORD TURN ON THE TV THEY HIT THE PENTAGON!!!! THEY HIT THE PENTAGON FORD….
      turn on the tv it doesn’t what channel fuűůck

    • @AshtonPyr
      @AshtonPyr 4 месяца назад +9

      Turn on the TV it doesn't matter what channel

    • @johnkinsey6117
      @johnkinsey6117 4 месяца назад +4

      "They hit the Pentagon! They hit the fucking Pentagon, Lyle!"

    • @lagordavastrana
      @lagordavastrana Месяц назад

      LYLE LYLE WAKE UP

  • @mariobrodiego1419
    @mariobrodiego1419 4 месяца назад +289

    4:43 “THEY HIT THE PENTAGON?!” Stanford, I hear you and I get you very well and I’m sorry for you having to discover this YEARS after it has happened.

    • @elouisehosch1016
      @elouisehosch1016 4 месяца назад +5

      Turn on the doesn’t matter what channel

    • @gamsssreal
      @gamsssreal 3 месяца назад +4

      LYLE, LYLE, LYLE WAKE UP WAKE UP

    • @Moonlight_0419
      @Moonlight_0419 2 месяца назад +2

      "Yes Uncle Ford. Also there was another hijacked plane that hit a field in Shanksville, Pennsylvania because the badass passengers on there revolted against the hijackers!"
      "WHAT!?"

  • @witnessprotectionprogram
    @witnessprotectionprogram 4 месяца назад +125

    the fact that she drew a flip o rama to explain 9/11 to ford is making me tear up

  • @theoddsmaker860
    @theoddsmaker860 4 месяца назад +342

    I want a fully animated, voiced version of this scenario

  • @Xman800
    @Xman800 4 месяца назад +527

    if stan got his memories back solely from mabel scrapbook and stan laughed at the 9/11 joke would that mean mabel saw 9/11 as a scrapbook-ortunity

    • @FruityisFruity
      @FruityisFruity 4 месяца назад +50

      Is it not?

    • @orianefaton1885
      @orianefaton1885 4 месяца назад +49

      I think since the mind wipe was very recent and he was exposed to thing to help him remember right away, there is a chance he got nearly everything back and that his condition was a temporary retrograde amnesia. (Though, I do think that some of his memories may never come back or take much longer to resurface)

    • @somerandomcube
      @somerandomcube 4 месяца назад +6

      I just realized you said September 1st and not September 11th at 3:37

    • @ghostlyglyphs4811
      @ghostlyglyphs4811 3 месяца назад +17

      i mean the memory gun shouldve only erased memories of "Stanley Pines", so unless stan was involved in 9/11 i dont think the memory gun wouldve hit those ones

    • @FruityisFruity
      @FruityisFruity 3 месяца назад +6

      @@ghostlyglyphs4811 suspicious.

  • @user-DragonWhiskers
    @user-DragonWhiskers 4 месяца назад +223

    I never realized Ford wouldn’t know about 9/11

  • @Gatorboy5678
    @Gatorboy5678 4 месяца назад +162

    Mabel telling a 9/11 joke would be like Bill chilling and just watching television.

    • @lilenwasnothere6867
      @lilenwasnothere6867 3 месяца назад +8

      she canonically has a tabletop game called "don't wake stalin". it's oddly fitting.

  • @knightshade2654
    @knightshade2654 4 месяца назад +239

    4:43 THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON! Turn on the television, it doesn't matter which channel.

    • @burner555
      @burner555 4 месяца назад +15

      Cartoon Network tragedy report let's go

    • @Moonlight_0419
      @Moonlight_0419 2 месяца назад

      ​@@burner555Okay wait. I don't know if you were alive to witness 9/11 but I certainly wasn't, are you telling me that they aired the terrorist attack on kids channels!? Look, I know that every channel was reporting it, BUT KIDS CHANNELS!? PLEASE TELL ME I NEED TO KNOW-

  • @jameswilliams8555
    @jameswilliams8555 4 месяца назад +108

    “It was SO not cool dude.” - Soos probably

  • @Snomrade
    @Snomrade 4 месяца назад +92

    4:01 “terrorists ford” great quote

    • @Lets_go_gambling-gigi
      @Lets_go_gambling-gigi 4 месяца назад +4

      Dude that comment came up as soon as she said it

    • @StatixTelevision
      @StatixTelevision 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@Lets_go_gambling-gigi 90% sure it's some dumbass feature, I've seen it happen multiple times.

  • @goosifyed9717
    @goosifyed9717 3 месяца назад +25

    “This is it pointdexter, the Big Apple! Been a while since we’ve seen it, huh?”
    “stanley where did they go”

  • @ShadowGunR
    @ShadowGunR 4 месяца назад +61

    I hate the fact that if the show actually did this, this is EXACTLY how it would go, especially with the "Soos, get me markers and crayons" 😂

  • @Fishisbip
    @Fishisbip 4 месяца назад +66

    i thought dipper said "well grunkle ford i kinda hijacked the plane"

  • @Madzillahx
    @Madzillahx 4 месяца назад +41

    I love how Ford learning about 9/11 has become its own mini subgenre in the fandom at this point 😭🙏🙏 I hope someone animates this someday bcuz I would KILL to see this in motion.

  • @QueenofTNT
    @QueenofTNT 3 месяца назад +23

    Ford would have missed a LOT of things. Assuming he was pulled into the portal in 1982, some of the things he would have missed include:
    -The fall of the Soviet Union
    -The fall of the Berlin Wall
    -The 1993 World Trade Center bombings
    -The construction of the One World Trade Center and the 9/11 memorial park
    -The release of EVERY Nintendo console up to the 3DS (The Wii U was released in November 2012, and the original Famicom was released in the summer of 1983)
    -ALMOST the entire lifetime of the Space Shuttle program, including the Challenger and Colombia disasters (the Space Shuttle entered use in 1981)
    -Building on the last point, he would have also missed the constructions of Space Station Mir, the ISS, the Hubble Space Telescope, and multiple Mars rovers, such as Curiosity and Opportunity.
    -The Chernobyl disaster
    -The 2011 Fukushima earthquake, and its associated reactor meltdown
    -The release of most Windows operating systems
    -The rise of the PC, and the rise of consumer handheld technology (deeply ironic considering Ford scoffed at the idea of personal computers becoming ubiquitous, but here we are, all watching this on our computers which might be pocket-sized if you’re using a smartphone!)
    -The 2011 Super Tornado Outbreak (This is NOT the outbreak that spawned the infamous Joplin tornado, however it was in the same year and only about a month after, so you can count that.)
    -Multiple record-breaking severe weather events, such as Hurricane Katrina
    -The Gulf War, and most other Middle East conflicts
    -The Rwandan genocide (generally considered one of the bloodiest ever witnessed)
    -The 1999 Moore F5 Tornado, generally considered to be the strongest ever recorded in terms of sheer wind speed
    -A black man becoming president of the United States (as Obama ran in 2008)
    -The inception of RUclips
    -The IRA’s attempt at assassinating the then British Prime Minister, and the subsequent bombings (known as The Troubles in Ireland’s history)
    -Basically the entirety of modern gaming as we know it
    -The Therac-25 incidents
    -The rediscovery of the wreckage of the RMS Titanic
    -The formation of the European Union and mass adoption of the Euro
    -The hole in the Ozone Layer
    Now I have an urge to write Ford finding out about some of this stuff myself...

  • @CoryTheNorm
    @CoryTheNorm 4 месяца назад +93

    I'm chuckling imagining Ford shouting "JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS!!!"

  • @macaemeia146
    @macaemeia146 4 месяца назад +257

    Mabel was about to say it was a inside job

    • @Neptune_art
      @Neptune_art 4 месяца назад +12

      Like the show💀
      Bill voices one of the main characters in that show

    • @JustADoodle00
      @JustADoodle00 4 месяца назад +4

      ​@@Neptune_art alex, the voice of bill and the creator of gravity falls, was one of the main writers on inside job

    • @alisonpurgatory85
      @alisonpurgatory85 4 месяца назад +1

      that feels like more of a Dipper thing. He's absolutely posted on /x/

    • @Neptune_art
      @Neptune_art 3 месяца назад

      @@JustADoodle00 ik it's so cool XD

  • @grottlesgrotto6152
    @grottlesgrotto6152 2 месяца назад +10

    I can imagine he is just so confused about the TSA
    “What’s the point of this security theater? That metal detector didn’t even find the plate in my head!”
    Meanwhile stan is just mumbling
    “Don’t question it here there’s things in my bag I don’t want them to find”

  • @jeepmega629
    @jeepmega629 4 месяца назад +99

    Honestly it would be even funnier if Ford already knew about 9/11 because he would have heard about it on his inter dimensional travels.

    • @CalamitasCalliope
      @CalamitasCalliope 4 месяца назад +39

      Every dimension has its own version of 9/11. It's a universal constant

    • @Amber-_-514
      @Amber-_-514 3 месяца назад +4

      @@CalamitasCalliope “They hit Aperture Fucking Labs! Turn on the TV! The channel doesn’t matter!”

  • @lorenzov.3686
    @lorenzov.3686 4 месяца назад +26

    ''Terrorists, Ford'' is such a Stanley thing to say

  • @endcaps1917
    @endcaps1917 4 месяца назад +73

    The worst part is this is written fairly accurate to the show and if it was allowed I'm pretty sure Alex would put it in simply out of spite for disney

    • @ivoneo2806
      @ivoneo2806 3 месяца назад +1

      Eh but as a adult show then yeah

  • @LunaSkye64
    @LunaSkye64 4 месяца назад +57

    I just recently entered the fandom after binging the show for nearly two weeks.. this pops in my algorithm… god bless you all.

    • @LunaSkye64
      @LunaSkye64 4 месяца назад +5

      Seriously I cannot stop cackling at this

  • @MattSaysYes
    @MattSaysYes 3 месяца назад +30

    Watching this on the date of 9/11 is a visceral experience

    • @Stanford_F_Pines
      @Stanford_F_Pines 3 месяца назад

      The DSaF Matt pfp and your comment combined makes me feel fear

  • @Moonlight_0419
    @Moonlight_0419 4 месяца назад +96

    Y'know, I was wondering how Ford wouldn't have known about 9/11 (since he was alive during that time) but then I remembered that he was gone for 30 years in the majority of the show XD

  • @ihsanauliarahman1057
    @ihsanauliarahman1057 4 месяца назад +17

    The farther we move on from 2001, the funnier the "temporally displaced characters finding out about 9/11" joke is

  • @Snackeroid
    @Snackeroid 4 месяца назад +180

    They hit the pentagon!?!??!! Seriously, i'm not from US and the only thing i knew was that the second airplane has hit the towers, nothing about the pentagon!!

    • @SquidellaButCool
      @SquidellaButCool 4 месяца назад +42

      yeah people mostly only talk about the ones that hit the trade center, there was also another one which crashed in a field

    • @zorinazutella3270
      @zorinazutella3270  4 месяца назад +125

      They hit the two towers with one plane each, one hit part of the pentagon, and then the passengers of the fourth plane (who knew about the situation because they were calling friends and family from the plane phones and early cell phones) were able to fight back and get control long enough to crash it in an empty field. they believe the hijackers intended to hit the white house.
      anyway, it's better to learn about this from a documentary or a book or something, im just a shitposting youtube person

    • @Snackeroid
      @Snackeroid 4 месяца назад

      @@zorinazutella3270 i'l definitely look this up, it's a serious event after all

    • @Auriacularia
      @Auriacularia 4 месяца назад

      @@zorinazutella3270but I thought I could trust everyone online

    • @akwrdalfredosauce2028
      @akwrdalfredosauce2028 4 месяца назад +14

      HOLY SHIT THEY HIT THE PENTAGON?!!!!

  • @guilhermerafaelzimermann4196
    @guilhermerafaelzimermann4196 4 месяца назад +57

    Fun fact: Alex Hirsch confirmed that in the gravity falls universe the moon landing was staged with the help of Bill Cipher, so it's not too far off to think he might have done 9/11

    • @Amber-_-514
      @Amber-_-514 3 месяца назад +3

      Question: How did Bill help?

    • @Wendeta-hq2cp
      @Wendeta-hq2cp 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@@Amber-_-514
      Either offered his knowhow to create a functional rocket, or he may have piloted a bunch of corpses up to the moon and pretended to be the team while the real austronauts were back on earth talking into microphones.

    • @ArtemisAYO
      @ArtemisAYO 2 месяца назад

      ​@@Wendeta-hq2cpHE WORKED ON PROJECT PAPERCLIP?!

  • @AJCovers-1
    @AJCovers-1 2 месяца назад +13

    4:44 so that’s where that came from.

  • @hazelarson6970
    @hazelarson6970 4 месяца назад +58

    0:47 is great if you want to show this to a friend and don't want them to know what's going to happen

  • @blimbam
    @blimbam 4 месяца назад +76

    MISTY EYES I CANT LOL

  • @SirenVA
    @SirenVA 4 месяца назад +94

    THEY HIT THE PENTAGON????

  • @filipemartinho1753
    @filipemartinho1753 4 месяца назад +18

    Ford at the airport like "Wow, security has gotten a lot more strict while I was gone... That's great! I'm sure nothing bad has ever happened wkth security like this!"

    • @girlpower_gacha
      @girlpower_gacha 3 месяца назад +1

      Doubt he would even be able to get in one because he’s banned on airplanes

    • @planetoforts
      @planetoforts 3 месяца назад

      No, grunkle Stan is banned, not Ford.​@@girlpower_gacha

    • @girlpower_gacha
      @girlpower_gacha 3 месяца назад +3

      @@planetoforts he stole fords identity and was still using it when he tried to help Soos with his birthday so legally it is ford

  • @katethevampire
    @katethevampire 4 месяца назад +36

    "THEY HIT the peNTAGON????!!!" That caught me so off guard I dropped my Gogurt and slid off my bed onto the floor 😭 it's 6:30 a.m. i can't handle this EBDFjljrlrhljdhUKXHKDU

  • @LifetimeTechnec
    @LifetimeTechnec 4 месяца назад +8

    "Your weirdness, a second eye bat has hit the fearamid!"

  • @waybackinthe1980s
    @waybackinthe1980s 3 месяца назад +9

    it feels so weird watching this on 9/11

  • @Dragon_Fly1104
    @Dragon_Fly1104 4 месяца назад +51

    If you think about it, ford also doesn’t know gay marriage is legal. So if Stan tells ford about him marrying Goldie, there will be questions.

    • @CalamitasCalliope
      @CalamitasCalliope 4 месяца назад +30

      Ford finds out and immediately slides into McGucket's dms.

    • @Dragon_Fly1104
      @Dragon_Fly1104 4 месяца назад +4

      @@CalamitasCalliope YESS

    • @VioletxxMilk
      @VioletxxMilk 3 месяца назад +11

      Technically gay marriage was legalized after, so if the show takes place in 2012, it would be more like ford disappointedly saying "they STILL haven't legalized it?!"

    • @CalamitasCalliope
      @CalamitasCalliope 3 месяца назад

      @@VioletxxMilk oh damn that's right.
      Obama only legalized gay marriage because Ford pulled his ties with the CIA

    • @girlpower_gacha
      @girlpower_gacha 3 месяца назад +1

      Also technically ford married Goldie because Stan stole his identity

  • @PelinalDidNothingWrong
    @PelinalDidNothingWrong 4 месяца назад +20

    If Gravity Falls was an Adult Swim show,this'd probably be canon and Bill or something would've been behind 9/11

  • @Lroxed
    @Lroxed 4 месяца назад +15

    The way Mabel was so enthusiastic 💀

  • @imabitsilly118
    @imabitsilly118 4 месяца назад +6

    either this happened or on the night bill was just like
    "sixer"
    "you will NEVER guess what happened today"

  • @vivi_needssleep
    @vivi_needssleep 4 месяца назад +3

    Why is this so perfectly in character, I love this fanfic so much, good job to whoever wrote this and good job to you for reading this masterpiece out loud

  • @MsSarahJosephine
    @MsSarahJosephine 4 месяца назад +15

    "STAN! STAN! THEY HIT THE PENTAGON! THEY HIT THE F@#£ING PENTAGON!"

  • @imagineertroy_1998
    @imagineertroy_1998 3 месяца назад +9

    Today’s the day. Had to give it a rewatch on the day Ford learned about…

  • @BEARITUAL_
    @BEARITUAL_ 4 месяца назад +27

    HELP I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS. THEYD HAVE TO TEACH HIM ABOUT 9/11 WOULDNT THEY

  • @ImmaLittlePip
    @ImmaLittlePip 4 месяца назад +11

    Just the thumbnail af Mabel happy infront of the world trade center like she's telling a magical fairytale

  • @redstaticofficial0320
    @redstaticofficial0320 4 месяца назад +13

    This shitpost need to be fully voice acted and animated because this is a goddamn masterpiece!

  • @atadstrange
    @atadstrange 4 месяца назад +4

    "That was artistic interpretation...they hijacked 4 planes!"
    "THEY HIT BOTH TOWERS WITH TWO PLANES?!"
    This is exactly how it would have happened. Ford is so clueless.

  • @asquidboi
    @asquidboi 4 месяца назад +14

    "THEY HIT THE PENTAGON???" got me dying

  • @pyrotempestwing
    @pyrotempestwing 4 месяца назад +12

    This fic is a 11/10 masterpiece.

  • @Frosted_Moontips
    @Frosted_Moontips 2 месяца назад +2

    I can totally hear J.K. Simmons as Ford screaming "THEY HIT THE PENTAGON???" XDDD

  • @hunterredtalon9011
    @hunterredtalon9011 4 месяца назад +12

    “Mabel,” Ford interjects as Mabel points to glittery destruction, “the jet fuel in those planes couldn’t possibly melt those steel beams.”

  • @Pumpkinheadedman
    @Pumpkinheadedman Месяц назад +1

    It was the "they hit the pentagon?!" That got me

  • @Introbulus
    @Introbulus 4 месяца назад +9

    Really, really bold choice of the Fic Writer to end the story after "They hit the Pentagon?!" with no further elaboration provided.

  • @mloopy461
    @mloopy461 2 месяца назад +8

    1:21 misty 💀💀💀

  • @everynameiwantistaken
    @everynameiwantistaken 4 месяца назад +47

    Well that was, something. Ford is probably more concerned about that happening the wierdmageddon.

  • @That1weirdo-16
    @That1weirdo-16 2 месяца назад +1

    "THEY HIT THE PENTAGON"
    -Stanford Pines

  • @sketchycat6223
    @sketchycat6223 4 месяца назад +6

    When she filled up the page, I was expecting a 9/11 flip-o-rama; Captain Underpants

  • @ringfinns
    @ringfinns 3 месяца назад +6

    THEY HIT THE PENTAGON?! 😭😭

  • @Jose90867
    @Jose90867 4 месяца назад +12

    If ford left in 1982, then oh boy imagine when he discover about The fall of the USSR

  • @Ioa_fer
    @Ioa_fer 3 месяца назад +6

    If only Disney had the balls to do this

  • @YouFoundTheOcarina
    @YouFoundTheOcarina 3 месяца назад +3

    It's really funny to get this reccomended today

  • @ItsDescaa
    @ItsDescaa 4 месяца назад +4

    I just got my wisdom teeth out and this made me laugh so hard it ripped the stitches at the back of my jaw

  • @GreyCalVids
    @GreyCalVids 4 месяца назад +7

    “They hit the Pentagon?!”
    - Stanford Pines

  • @redeye3869
    @redeye3869 4 месяца назад +8

    4:44 “Lyle! Turn on the TV! It doesn’t matter what channel they hit the Pentagon Lyle!”

  • @urphakeandgey6308
    @urphakeandgey6308 2 месяца назад +3

    Mabel feels oddly in character despite so nonchalantly talking about 9/11.

  • @doritoarts9878
    @doritoarts9878 4 месяца назад +6

    I've been meaning to write a fic like this and this is motivation to me

  • @vjhaire1121
    @vjhaire1121 2 месяца назад +2

    Mabel: alao we got world war tw-
    Ford: WHAT THE F-

  • @crystal-gem-quotev
    @crystal-gem-quotev 4 месяца назад +9

    I don't care what anyone says, this is canon to me

  • @doinosor6405
    @doinosor6405 3 месяца назад +2

    “Everyone erupted in laughter” at a 9/11 joke kills me

  • @FlamelordandDarkflame
    @FlamelordandDarkflame 2 месяца назад +2

    "Stanley where did they go"

  • @Elliemations-hj9uw
    @Elliemations-hj9uw 4 месяца назад +20

    Me and my friend both got this in our reccomended at the same time, what did I just watch…..

  • @UniformAnimates
    @UniformAnimates 3 месяца назад +2

    "Ford, where were you during 9/11?"
    "The Nightmare Realm"
    "What?"
    "ALL BECAUSE OF THAT F***ING TRIANGLE!"
    "I'm going to go run away now now"
    "CURSE YOU BILL!!!!"
    *runs away

  • @SquirmieWormington
    @SquirmieWormington 2 месяца назад +4

    Ford: I can only imagine how that affected the Cold War!

    • @Wendeta-hq2cp
      @Wendeta-hq2cp 2 месяца назад +4

      Dipper: Oh boy...
      Stan: The Soviet Union is gone Stanford.
      Ford: WHAT?! Where did it go?

  • @Heccy_weccy
    @Heccy_weccy 3 месяца назад +19

    RUclips has some real nerve to recommend me this on the 11th of September

  • @mony.mp4
    @mony.mp4 3 месяца назад +2

    "they crashed two planes into each tower??!!!" took me tf out oh my god

  • @filmstops3312
    @filmstops3312 3 месяца назад +9

    Is It weird that I'm watching this on 9/11

  • @EngineMusic
    @EngineMusic 4 месяца назад +2

    Ford: "hmm how odd! how peculiar! it appears that the world trade centre is missing from the new york skyline! what could be the cause of this? a strange anomaly that corrupts camera data to hide the towers from view? i MUST survey the area for the anomaly at once!"

  • @Twoxxii
    @Twoxxii 3 месяца назад +3

    What 10 years without an episode does to a fandom.

  • @Mossisinthebuilding
    @Mossisinthebuilding 2 месяца назад +2

    Never actually realized until now ford missed 9/11