They said it couldn't be done (The Bazaar)

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  • Опубликовано: 4 янв 2025
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  • @singlenator9138
    @singlenator9138 22 дня назад +440

    The immediate spiteful pufferfish sale in response to back seating is why a type B viewer like me watches

  • @NoblesseOblige-17
    @NoblesseOblige-17 23 дня назад +561

    Nobody expects the silenced Long John strike from the Crow's Nest.

    • @oneshotonekill9824
      @oneshotonekill9824 22 дня назад +5

      And that is what you get when you dont expect something that obvious

  • @sanserino3489
    @sanserino3489 23 дня назад +1005

    We’re bazaar guys, of course the anachronistic nature of the uploads doesn’t trip us

    • @borgar1765
      @borgar1765 23 дня назад +114

      I love non-linear storytelling like this, Mr Ryan was cooking with this arc

    • @Smonsequenses
      @Smonsequenses 23 дня назад +50

      New character would go crazy? Not today I'm afraid

    • @atomicanachronism8849
      @atomicanachronism8849 23 дня назад +2

      We rage and type-a chatter regardless

    • @JB-xl2jc
      @JB-xl2jc 23 дня назад +5

      Of course trip uploads nature Bazaar we're us, the of the guys doesn't

    • @Gabu_
      @Gabu_ 22 дня назад +3

      @@JB-xl2jc A fellow fan of King Lear by Alasdair Beckett-King, I see.

  • @Chororoar
    @Chororoar 23 дня назад +670

    "i'm 36 years old" starts meowing songs.
    This man is too funny

    • @cunucky
      @cunucky 23 дня назад +1

      😂😂

    • @night4345
      @night4345 22 дня назад +7

      Bro is 23 at best at heart. Don't let him tell it different.

    • @Gabu_
      @Gabu_ 22 дня назад +16

      And he's meowing the Ievan Polka, on top of it. NL may protest all he wants, but he's one of us.

    • @johnh7216
      @johnh7216 22 дня назад +1

      @@Gabu_ he's down with the kiffness

    • @tiescoolen
      @tiescoolen 22 дня назад +2

      I remember watching him when he almost turned 30 he was way less unhinged back then. Its a trend on yt to lose your mind AND I LOVE IT

  • @Bibonque
    @Bibonque 23 дня назад +263

    I cheered when he sold the pufferfish

  • @mcgoo721
    @mcgoo721 23 дня назад +209

    I like the new character experimentation interspersed with good vanessa runs even if the timeline is cursed

  • @fleece6747
    @fleece6747 23 дня назад +404

    Just when I thought I was lang, they pulled me right back xian

  • @beanutputter_02
    @beanutputter_02 23 дня назад +137

    Between this and librarian clips I feel like I’ve watched this run 4 times

    • @litapd311
      @litapd311 22 дня назад +20

      samesies
      and i'm loving every minute of it jerry!

    • @sainttrish7544
      @sainttrish7544 20 дней назад

      You prob watched it live too

  • @hugoarechiga6530
    @hugoarechiga6530 23 дня назад +91

    He do be dancing with the one that brought him

  • @lefi_is_here
    @lefi_is_here 23 дня назад +358

    We're librarian girls of course we've already seen this run

  • @koloblican11763
    @koloblican11763 23 дня назад +29

    Asking the man who has played 10000 hours of Binding of Isaac to switch off a character he has played less then a month.
    Good luck.

  • @mitrakasg8519
    @mitrakasg8519 23 дня назад +100

    2 bazaar videos daily feels like i get gifts from both my families after my parents get divorced

  • @litapd311
    @litapd311 22 дня назад +36

    45:50 the benediction drop was so good i had to find the timestamp for future generations

    • @arlanengin6904
      @arlanengin6904 22 дня назад

      I was so curious what this meant and when the moment came it truly did not disappoint

  • @Ferus11
    @Ferus11 23 дня назад +213

    Oh long johnson

  • @shangbhavi
    @shangbhavi 23 дня назад +245

    we’re balatro guys, what the fuck did we miss?

    • @K1zma
      @K1zma 23 дня назад +11

      I miss balatro

    • @JB-xl2jc
      @JB-xl2jc 23 дня назад +41

      You missed this peak long john content brother

    • @callummcneill6266
      @callummcneill6266 23 дня назад

      @@JB-xl2jcLONG JOHNNNN

    • @statsquo
      @statsquo 23 дня назад +5

      is this the new balatro?!

    • @prometha4592
      @prometha4592 22 дня назад +41

      @@statsquoThis is new sap, slay the spire is down the hall and to the left

  • @kokichibestboi
    @kokichibestboi 23 дня назад +23

    I've seen this run three times, once live on stream, once on librarian's channel, and now once again on the main, and it's still crazy to me how this build turned out.

  • @Immersed94
    @Immersed94 22 дня назад +34

    Been waiting for this one ever since the prophets foretold the coming of a 36 year old bald man getting a 10-piece Long John run

  • @david23627
    @david23627 23 дня назад +56

    so this is the legendary ICBM Long John run

    • @litapd311
      @litapd311 22 дня назад +3

      he was dropping 3k nukes every 3 seconds lol

  • @seanwright6152
    @seanwright6152 22 дня назад +15

    It's been a while since I've laughed as hard as when he sold the Pufferfish out of spite and with zero words. Love the egg.

  • @lilithoftheclay
    @lilithoftheclay 23 дня назад +70

    50:33 when i'm with the one who brought me

  • @jamesmicklewright2892
    @jamesmicklewright2892 23 дня назад +76

    What the gardener in Gotham City packs for work:
    0:46

  • @fishcati5620
    @fishcati5620 22 дня назад +33

    35:48 clam out for poppers? Sounds like a good time to me.

  • @tw0jaye
    @tw0jaye 23 дня назад +13

    we're bazaar girls, of course we pog when the vod the librarian video we've been avoiding for a week is cut from comes out

  • @ZachariahCruse
    @ZachariahCruse 23 дня назад +14

    1:36 When the cat has just finished eating dinner but pretends he hasn't eaten in several days.

  • @BradleyRoberti
    @BradleyRoberti 23 дня назад +8

    Sells Pufferfish, “the pain you felt was weakness leaving the body” 😂

  • @StormKidProductions
    @StormKidProductions 23 дня назад +49

    Mid Pig season flashback to the Vanessa arc goes crazy, what will the writers think of next?

  • @baka-oni8358
    @baka-oni8358 22 дня назад +10

    didnt expect Eevan Polkka -the cat version in the intro BUT IM LOVIN EVERY MINUTE OF IT JERRY

    • @Gabu_
      @Gabu_ 22 дня назад +1

      The only thing missing was Leek Spin.

    • @gakulon
      @gakulon 22 дня назад +1

      ​@@Gabu_ and hachune miku

    • @AAAAAA-qs1bv
      @AAAAAA-qs1bv 7 дней назад

      Not how Ievan Polkka is spelled, but it is the modern form of the name so I can't be that mad over it.

  • @greysonmiller9407
    @greysonmiller9407 22 дня назад +5

    I can't believe General Qi Jiguang was inspired by The Bazaar to make the Longathan Johnathan a real weapon to defend against the Wokou pirates in 1559

  • @MrGuySenpai
    @MrGuySenpai 21 день назад +3

    32:40 When it's winter and I'm looking for my thermal underwear

  • @sousat.
    @sousat. 23 дня назад +6

    Idk how it could work in this game, it may very well create a array of new broken builds, but a item that says something like "The item to the right/left of this is considered a Aquatic/Friend/Property/Weapon" could be fun

  • @TheDocperian
    @TheDocperian 22 дня назад +10

    This isn't to be Type A because I find it's more a great bit than complaining, but the sequence of
    "I'm just fishing for a Crow's Nest or a Star Chart"
    >Large/Medium item shop
    "Large/Medium items? All we're looking for is nothing" _picks temporary boost_
    has made me laugh in the 4 times I've watched this run

  • @adissentingopinion848
    @adissentingopinion848 23 дня назад +27

    35:05 I can't believe it, he actually read chat and the item description AT THE SAME TIME.

  • @EvilCrookodile
    @EvilCrookodile 23 дня назад +9

    22:25 he's going Gollum mode

  • @JB-xl2jc
    @JB-xl2jc 22 дня назад +4

    22:11 Future Me to Present Me when Present Me is considering a Longjohn build

  • @vinalan3797
    @vinalan3797 23 дня назад +14

    1:38 sounds just like jerma, may he rest in peace 🙏

    • @JB-xl2jc
      @JB-xl2jc 23 дня назад +3

      Bazaar meat grinder build is gonna pop oooooff bro

    • @vinalan3797
      @vinalan3797 22 дня назад +1

      Gotta make sure just their pinky bone is left after every fight

  • @Saix640
    @Saix640 23 дня назад +20

    We're slay the spire guys, of course we didn't expect this

  • @Ace5004
    @Ace5004 22 дня назад +2

    Chat coming out of left field with "cut everything that makes your build work"

  • @Revorino
    @Revorino 23 дня назад +9

    Each day it becomes harder not yo buy into the bazaar, the egg is too strong of a temptress

  • @jordanleighton6893
    @jordanleighton6893 22 дня назад +2

    46:03
    Me watching the notoriously scary movie, Pirates of the Caribbean

  • @cday0075
    @cday0075 22 дня назад +3

    I love how he’s trying to correct the half of long john that he already says correctly, thereby saying the entire thing wrong

  • @Unterhosegotti
    @Unterhosegotti 22 дня назад +11

    Buying the skill that only triggers when you have less maxhp and instanly buy max hp which just slightly brings you over the the max hp of your enemy turned me into type A real fast

  • @TheArcv2
    @TheArcv2 23 дня назад +4

    17:10 that got me rolling on the floor

  • @vitorodino8760
    @vitorodino8760 22 дня назад +3

    10:10 ADJACENT ANDY'S OMEGALUL

  • @ub1486
    @ub1486 23 дня назад +9

    We’re Bazaar guys, of course we refresh youtube until the next episode comes out

  • @daverobinson8117
    @daverobinson8117 23 дня назад +9

    Still waiting for the day when NL uploads a mosquito bite build

  • @duncanw3861
    @duncanw3861 23 дня назад +9

    we’re vanessa guys of course we glide like a wave

  • @PotionSmeller
    @PotionSmeller 22 дня назад +1

    A glimpse into the peaceful bygone age, before the Calamity (unlocking Pygmalion)

  • @Hot_LeafJuice
    @Hot_LeafJuice 23 дня назад +13

    Calling the big aquatic spear "Long John" is a lot better than Lanxian IMO

  • @matheusphillipevelozoamara3262
    @matheusphillipevelozoamara3262 23 дня назад +1

    Getting to see the full run is amazing, I was about to go scavenge the VODS for it!

  • @dg5059
    @dg5059 22 дня назад

    Its honestly impressive NLs ability to pilot a run when he has so little comprehension of what it even does and im loving every minute of it

  • @Kurobeau
    @Kurobeau 22 дня назад +1

    How Bazaar, how Bazaar~ ooo baby, oo baby. It's making me crazy (it's making me crazy~). Everytime I look around~(everytime I lookaround) It's in my face!

  • @theturdflinger
    @theturdflinger 23 дня назад +4

    seeing the option to gain crit chance as damage and the instantly being followed up with a crit enchant is crazy

    • @jordanleighton6893
      @jordanleighton6893 22 дня назад +2

      I haven’t played, but isn’t the crit to damage mid on slower burst stuff? It’s like, what, 300 damage on an item doing 6k, no?

    • @BryanSchilligo
      @BryanSchilligo 20 дней назад +2

      @@jordanleighton6893 He was completely correct to not take Buckle there. Buckle is busted on fast attacking small items that normally have lower base dmg or multicast weapons like cutlass. It's wildly mediocre on a slow big hit weapon like Langxian.

    • @jordanleighton6893
      @jordanleighton6893 20 дней назад +1

      Glad I’m not crazy then

  • @aaronmelgar7116
    @aaronmelgar7116 23 дня назад +2

    Fortune truly favors the bald.

  • @tiescoolen
    @tiescoolen 22 дня назад +1

    Only ten miles….. a day… i walk 30km on a rest day and 50km on a good day.

  • @ThatOneIrishFurry
    @ThatOneIrishFurry 22 дня назад +1

    Missed opportunity to not call this video "get ready to learn Chinese buddy"

  • @Laugical
    @Laugical 23 дня назад +6

    The longest John

  • @obsidiancrow450
    @obsidiancrow450 21 день назад

    the fact he rerolled the large vendor into a crows nest is too funny man

  • @Scox61
    @Scox61 22 дня назад +1

    My one and only ranked 10piece so far was a Langxian + Trebuchet run that went off the rails with the boss skill that gives lifesteal.

  • @FaliggetFTW
    @FaliggetFTW 22 дня назад +5

    This has gotta be the luckiest run ever. Bro faced every possible opponent that his build beat in the back half of the run. The way he ignored the mosquito, as if CD reduction on long john day 2 wasn’t the only focus. Then he frame 1 sells the jet pack on day 3. If he faced any burst builds or anyone with some mild freeze/slow effects, he was so cooked.

  • @harpiessnow
    @harpiessnow 22 дня назад

    This saga really does remind me of Jesus (Egg) being tempted by Satan (Chatters) to commit sin (Sell Long John). Truly a tale for the ages that shows how devout (Stubborn) Jesus Egg truly is to good (Long Johns).

  • @Dino462G
    @Dino462G 2 дня назад

    "You gotta dance with the one that brought you"
    Sir, I'm no hater but this Langxian hasn't brought you anywhere
    Edit: Dedication is beautiful. They danced the night away.

  • @jihming7270
    @jihming7270 22 дня назад

    As a youtube only watcher, i feel like ive seen exactly three recordings of this game but so many banger videos.

  • @Valkatron
    @Valkatron 22 дня назад

    If anyone was going to crack the Lan Xiang, it would be The Egg.

  • @A_Lily_by_Another_Name
    @A_Lily_by_Another_Name 22 дня назад +1

    49:09
    Me five seconds before my doctor diagnoses me using blunt force trauma.

  • @xXxAutobotStevexXx
    @xXxAutobotStevexXx 23 дня назад +16

    Oh Long Johnson

  • @Wuite4
    @Wuite4 22 дня назад +1

    IT’S PRONOUCED LANGSY ANNE!

  • @SmashCentralOfficial
    @SmashCentralOfficial 23 дня назад +1

    48:44 the skills have rarities just like the items. Getting the gold berserker there would've upgraded yours to diamond.

    • @blackspy025
      @blackspy025 23 дня назад +3

      When that's happening, don't you usually see the upgraded version of the skill in the shop, with an indication of what the upgrade changes? Like: "Large weapons do 12 > 24 more damage" and if you currently have the gold version of the skill, the shop option will be the diamond version? I thought that was the confusion there.

    • @TheArcv2
      @TheArcv2 23 дня назад +2

      @@blackspy025it’s visually bugged in the skill shop for some skills

  • @breadbutmore5012
    @breadbutmore5012 20 дней назад +1

    46:04 Me when i fall to my death but it turns out im fine

  • @josephlink4173
    @josephlink4173 23 дня назад +1

    46:03 When I see more NL content than I have break time to watch.

  • @RosemaryCemetery
    @RosemaryCemetery 23 дня назад

    21:06 had me ROLLING bro

  • @superfactorial5717
    @superfactorial5717 23 дня назад +1

    You already know im obsessed with it

  • @LightningRaven42
    @LightningRaven42 23 дня назад

    Can't believe NL is just doing whatever and finding success.The madman.

  • @thaddeus1519
    @thaddeus1519 23 дня назад

    LongJohn run is exactly what I have been waiting for.

  • @RandomAutist
    @RandomAutist 22 дня назад

    Me at the prom watching Ennel dance with my Mom, because you dance with the one that bought you.

  • @WhereisWalashek
    @WhereisWalashek 22 дня назад

    This seems familiar…. You dance with the one that brought you…. Yes like an echo of a dream

  • @deetsitmeisterjd
    @deetsitmeisterjd 22 дня назад

    Langxian! Oh my Langxian, what a time to believe.

  • @JateGuitar
    @JateGuitar 21 день назад

    17:16 rip backseaters

  • @Llewellyon
    @Llewellyon 22 дня назад

    Watch through to the end, story for the ages.

  • @marteb4453
    @marteb4453 21 день назад

    the golden elongated Jonathan run.

  • @TheAccuso
    @TheAccuso 22 дня назад

    This might be the best bald person alive.

  • @assiuq
    @assiuq 23 дня назад

    It would be neat if the devs implemented like a 1% chance that the item is actually called Long John instead of its proper name

  • @z_man22
    @z_man22 9 дней назад

    LETS GO BABY YOU GOTTA LOVE A LONG JOHN BUILD!!

  • @Sw33tR0llThief
    @Sw33tR0llThief 18 дней назад

    I stayed up way too late to watch this cinema

  • @khiou741
    @khiou741 21 день назад +1

    32:40 what happened to my Long John

  • @uwiema
    @uwiema 22 дня назад

    the mythical long john build

  • @martin162asd
    @martin162asd 22 дня назад +4

    I like that the enhancements are generally really powerfull, especially hidden ones like crow's nest crit damage

  • @SalmonTime
    @SalmonTime 22 дня назад

    The Longest of all Johns

  • @GryphonMcTips
    @GryphonMcTips 22 дня назад

    Double barrel over katana is actually insane

  • @bemanicat6779
    @bemanicat6779 22 дня назад

    the cinemaenjoyer gets 10 wins with langxian you love to see it

  • @evinroen6401
    @evinroen6401 22 дня назад

    11:36 me as a witch brewing a freezing potion

  • @LangxianApologist
    @LangxianApologist 22 дня назад

    This is my favorite video.

  • @sevenayashinedown1283
    @sevenayashinedown1283 23 дня назад +2

    Long John stocks 📈📈📈

  • @Stroodler
    @Stroodler 22 дня назад

    “LeBronze James” I can’t 😂😂😂

  • @voltrexxx
    @voltrexxx 23 дня назад +2

    I was a slay the spire guy but I’ve been converted

  • @mindooglek3965
    @mindooglek3965 14 дней назад

    You know, I'm something of a legend in Polago myself

  • @jaymes3939
    @jaymes3939 22 дня назад

    22:23 Elden Ring Nightreign enemy SFX leaked

  • @leogriffith6196
    @leogriffith6196 22 дня назад +1

    Its the longest john of all time

  • @demmidemmi
    @demmidemmi 22 дня назад

    You can feel the brainrot seep into NL with every chat message this video. Feels like every message he loses 5 iq.

  • @berb4413
    @berb4413 22 дня назад +1

    Leg John is my favorite weapon too !

  • @MrSandalz
    @MrSandalz 22 дня назад

    i clicked so fast when i saw that thumbnail and duration combo