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  • Опубликовано: 18 окт 2024
  • Eleanor Kerrigan, a stand up comedian seen on Comedy Central and Showtime, and heard as the cohost of "The Comedy Store Podcast," joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt LIVE in studio.
    Dont forget! The Church of What's Happening Now is now available on Spotify!

Комментарии • 464

  • @KFL147
    @KFL147 4 года назад +308

    King Joey, first of his name, The Uncanceller, Smoker of Joints, Diver of the Murky Waters, Acidborn, King of the First Savages and The Tale Tellers

    • @ScubaSteve3560
      @ScubaSteve3560 4 года назад +3

      Also instead of the Unburnt,Joey is The Burnt

    • @ScubaSteve3560
      @ScubaSteve3560 4 года назад +1

      King Of The Joint Ashes

    • @Thebigt625
      @Thebigt625 4 года назад +3

      Good man. I liked this

    • @DNYGdj
      @DNYGdj 4 года назад +4

      Chancellor of Colombian Powder

    • @robbone4
      @robbone4 4 года назад +4

      Swinger of big balls lol...Epic comment man 😂

  • @Southpaw_canvass
    @Southpaw_canvass 4 года назад +131

    I couldnt wait all weekend for Monday morning to arrive. The Church is my beacon. #800 this Wednesday! Congratulations Uncle Joey! Btw, love u Eleanor

    • @brianhood1044
      @brianhood1044 4 года назад +4

      Same here. I was up at 6 hoping he posted early before I went to work but it wasn’t up yet. So I’m watching half at lunch half after work !!

    • @BigStevie
      @BigStevie 4 года назад +1

      Amen! See you all Wednesday July 1st 2020 you savages!

  • @phoenixaleks
    @phoenixaleks 4 года назад +51

    Joey needs to open a comedy club called "the church" so we can all come and pay our respects. God bless 🙏

  • @jerrisleejackson9679
    @jerrisleejackson9679 4 года назад +36

    Uncle Joey literally will excuse anything by saying "it's Monday morning" 😂😂😂

  • @ikedewinter1213
    @ikedewinter1213 4 года назад +363

    Joey should become a actual church so he doesnt have to pay taxes

    • @dannym4608ify
      @dannym4608ify 4 года назад +18

      goo.gl/search/how+to+file+for+tax+exempt+status+church
      Tax Guide for Churches and Religious Organizations - Internal ... If the organization is submitting IRS Form 1023, Application for Recognition of Exemption Under Section 501(c)(3) of the Internal Revenue Code, Form SS-4 should be included with the application.

    • @smrfclan
      @smrfclan 4 года назад +9

      Facts ☝️☝️

    • @king-gon
      @king-gon 4 года назад +27

      I would gladly change my religion on my paperwork to this one.

    • @92ireland92
      @92ireland92 4 года назад +16

      @@king-gon Nowism

    • @blastbeatindustries3191
      @blastbeatindustries3191 4 года назад +5

      That's what L. Ron Hubbard did.

  • @b.newsome8696
    @b.newsome8696 4 года назад +20

    These two together are just amazing! She has so much history and is engaging

    • @deepwebvip
      @deepwebvip 4 года назад

      Yeah I don’t think most people realize how great Eleanor is and how much comedy history she was a central part of. Seen her play out multiple times too and I can vouch for her stand up being top quality as well.

  • @LawnmowerMan289
    @LawnmowerMan289 4 года назад +45

    When joey tells a story and you hit the bong,spark up a joint and you think.. theres something missing here ........."it had to be about 2006" ahhh there it is 😊❤

    • @tony_fanta
      @tony_fanta 4 года назад +1

      true or you try to get in touch with the aliens by reducing suddenly the o2 in the blood

    • @alkeneify
      @alkeneify 4 года назад +7

      my favourites are always "it was the summer of 87 in Boulder, Colorado. I was coked to the gills" 😂

    • @RyanAKAStreakk
      @RyanAKAStreakk 4 года назад

      @@alkeneify back when I was doing coke with 3 hands

  • @totalsnitch
    @totalsnitch 4 года назад +45

    finally a national anthem, haven't heard one of these in a while!

    • @nizelis1
      @nizelis1 4 года назад

      Wow, yeah I still remember the one Coco did with the born on the bayou song. Tremendous!

  • @Trent_Moorman
    @Trent_Moorman 4 года назад +33

    This gal is funny! Ty for bring her back Joey you're keeping me and these other malooks sane these crazy days.
    Its tense times so maybe don't right now, but you still gotta hear disturbia uncle Joey!

  • @MT-mg9bs
    @MT-mg9bs 4 года назад +45

    Uncle Joey looking slim. TREMENDOUS

  • @nickmagliarditi7153
    @nickmagliarditi7153 4 года назад +30

    Uncle Joey in the morning makes the day whole

  • @filthysuccess9687
    @filthysuccess9687 4 года назад +6

    Got a tremendous Joint rolled up, starting my coffee up, getting ready to write my weekly goals. CHURCH 👌🏻

    • @ScubaSteve3560
      @ScubaSteve3560 4 года назад +2

      I just broke out the sativa as well, coffee is coming soon.

  • @robbone4
    @robbone4 4 года назад +31

    1:07:00 The "Virgin Mary" is Chelsea Handler. Heard the story before, and I really believe it.

  • @maxcapacity7022
    @maxcapacity7022 4 года назад +6

    Thanks Joey. Eleanor's a great guest. Appreciate her honesty.

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 4 года назад

      She’s one of my favorite guests on the church😁👍

  • @RoxyReyes
    @RoxyReyes 4 года назад +4

    Lol glad to hear a new podcast from you Uncle Joey 🧡

  • @GK-qc5ry
    @GK-qc5ry 4 года назад +4

    That last 5 minutes was gold. Joey out here doing a public service announcement.

  • @DYLNJ
    @DYLNJ 4 года назад +12

    No better way to start a week than with the church! Always consistent laughter

    • @RanThaMan
      @RanThaMan 4 года назад +2

      I haven’t been around the church in a while, glad to be back

  • @James-PHX
    @James-PHX 4 года назад +4

    Much love to you Joey, Lee, miss Kerrigan - church fam stay up!

  • @doodahman2995
    @doodahman2995 4 года назад +2

    I needed this today. Thanks To The Church!!

  • @watchthis.5094
    @watchthis.5094 4 года назад +2

    She's backkk!! I love Eleanor so much 🖤

  • @mickystudd8100
    @mickystudd8100 4 года назад +2

    Love her! She knows the history of the comedy store like Joey. Looking forward to this podcast

  • @hrisab
    @hrisab 4 года назад +2

    Last 6 mins ... Pure Gold !! God Bless Uncle Joey !!

  • @thearnold6454
    @thearnold6454 4 года назад +3

    Uncle Joey always makes that nicorette gum look fire. From the opening with his teeth hahaha!!!

  • @leonaero8
    @leonaero8 4 года назад +5

    John Van Clam Dome 😂😂😂. He meant Jean Claude Van Damme 😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂

  • @hamsamovich9469
    @hamsamovich9469 4 года назад

    Hell yeah cool Eleanor rules....Comedy Store Podcast is how I found the Church of What's Happening Now a couple of years ago now. Gracias!!!!!!!!!

  • @joev7861
    @joev7861 4 года назад +3

    "if you miss that light and we lose an hour" uncle joey always with the facts

  • @uni0versalpulse
    @uni0versalpulse 4 года назад +1

    Thank you Uncle Joey, Eleanor and Lee!

  • @sharps8726
    @sharps8726 4 года назад +19

    Lee is prob the most real person in that LA scene .

    • @sharps8726
      @sharps8726 4 года назад +13

      Joe shit on Lee years agowhen Lee said Audio will be the next big thing.
      Now Joe's moving to Spotify.
      Lee knows what's up.

    • @LLBD08
      @LLBD08 4 года назад

      @@sharps8726 Spotify is making a video portion with JRE coming there. So it'll still be a free podcast to watch and/or listen

  • @BigStevie
    @BigStevie 4 года назад +5

    Oh thank the sweet Lord above! I thought we weren't going to get a Church session this Monday. SHAZAM! MUCH LOVE FROM REDFORD, MICHIGAN!

  • @pjenkins6304
    @pjenkins6304 4 года назад +3

    look at eleanor spittin the truth!! go girl!!

  • @basharsoufan3612
    @basharsoufan3612 4 года назад +3

    I wake up looking forward to this

  • @jaimejaviergarcia3743
    @jaimejaviergarcia3743 4 года назад +1

    Aunt Eleanor, Uncle Joey and Lee. I love you guys!!

  • @jesuspineda6592
    @jesuspineda6592 4 года назад +12

    Lee had my dying when he said "I'm the poster boy for white privilege" hahaha! The Church Loves ya Lee!

  • @ignaciomartinez4863
    @ignaciomartinez4863 4 года назад +27

    Dame Tony Montana sitting right next to Uncle Joey like a solider Saludos for Washington state👋😁

    • @kissrings
      @kissrings 4 года назад +8

      Ignacio Martinez his daughter bought him that for Fathers day🤣 he talked about it few episodes ago

    • @doodahman2995
      @doodahman2995 4 года назад +1

      He calls em his statues. Love it!!! Inspired me to start a collection and I got a nice Freddy Krueger statue for starters.

    • @grunge6909
      @grunge6909 4 года назад

      Lmao

  • @Smith7.62
    @Smith7.62 4 года назад +1

    Thanks for the podcast. Keep em coming

  • @dylanharkin8198
    @dylanharkin8198 4 года назад +16

    the national anthem ending was epic

    • @Mr.NorthSacra916
      @Mr.NorthSacra916 4 года назад +2

      I would have been better if Lee didn’t screw it up and not replay it when it ran out. He has 1 JOB, ONE JOB!!!

  • @leefromcupertino9754
    @leefromcupertino9754 4 года назад +1

    Great episode this chick was the real deal love hearing about the old times in LA and at the store

  • @johng7423
    @johng7423 4 года назад +1

    that bit at the end I thought he was gonna shout Joey Diaz for president 2024 lol

  • @justafriend5638
    @justafriend5638 4 года назад +1

    Miss this while I was away feels good to be able to listen

  • @dpapa2175
    @dpapa2175 4 года назад +1

    Joey is the king of podcasts right now.

  • @NPC-0013
    @NPC-0013 4 года назад +1

    Alright Uncle Joey n cousin Lee sending much love much respect from Ipswich England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

  • @TALKSICK1
    @TALKSICK1 4 года назад +3

    GREAT PODCAST!!!!💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💚👌🏼👍🏻

  • @cwmbran-city
    @cwmbran-city 4 года назад +22

    Britain and Eire Church says thank you all. Lunch and a lil bong hit = sorted

    • @plaguex1
      @plaguex1 4 года назад

      Best way to go about a day

    • @DC-ri8tj
      @DC-ri8tj 4 года назад

      And a night 😎

    • @raydenwins1071
      @raydenwins1071 4 года назад

      Eire has nothing to do with Britain you dirty hun

  • @bitcoinkong2970
    @bitcoinkong2970 4 года назад +6

    Eleanor is the best guest with Uncle Joey

  • @anneverna1792
    @anneverna1792 4 года назад +1

    another monday with the church ! thanx joey D

  • @Chan.man7
    @Chan.man7 4 года назад +22

    “Yuh evah hear sorry stutter?!” - uncle Joey.

    • @Durchii
      @Durchii 4 года назад +1

      Hahahaha, those times I decide to scroll the comments and the exact quote hits right when I read it...

  • @wyattdrew6284
    @wyattdrew6284 4 года назад +1

    God bless the church 🙏

  • @franciscozambrano657
    @franciscozambrano657 4 года назад +2

    Thank you uncle Joey for the wise words

  • @nichyde2813
    @nichyde2813 4 года назад +3

    Lee’s grunts were on point this episode

  • @king-gon
    @king-gon 4 года назад +13

    'I dont want to see any black girls twinkin'', rofl. Twerking Joey!

  • @FudgieKun
    @FudgieKun 4 года назад +6

    The funniest man in America. 🇺🇸
    USA!!!

  • @blueG37_
    @blueG37_ 4 года назад +1

    Another amazing podcast, keep up the great work guys!

  • @juniors_mind
    @juniors_mind 4 года назад +1

    Perfect way to start my Monday 🙌💯🙏

  • @cliff8417
    @cliff8417 4 года назад +1

    Joey I was starting to panic could not find new vidz thank da lord.

  • @musicandmotivationwithchri6607
    @musicandmotivationwithchri6607 4 года назад +1

    Have a great week Uncle Joey and Lee Syatt

  • @whelanvidswhelanvids1500
    @whelanvidswhelanvids1500 4 года назад +10

    Podcast starts..hit the like button and sit back and enjoy..kick that mule Lee!

    • @CHNWA
      @CHNWA 4 года назад

      What's the name of the intro?

    • @whelanvidswhelanvids1500
      @whelanvidswhelanvids1500 4 года назад

      @@CHNWA ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html

  • @cicta
    @cicta 4 года назад

    When Eleanor said Shrek I did my best not to laugh I really did 😂😂

  • @johnstonm85
    @johnstonm85 4 года назад +19

    Tremendous! Joey goes on a huge rant about how you have to wear a mask and finishes it with, "get this fucking mask off me."

  • @businesscat2695
    @businesscat2695 4 года назад +3

    Greetings from uk love u uncle joey

  • @mykol9952
    @mykol9952 4 года назад +2

    The fact that when the accusations came Joey didn’t go radio silent and started kicking n telling his story shows his past is very different than D’elias. Joey didn’t cancel anything or change his podcast schedule. He became very outspoken about what he happened in the past and started getting ppl from his past to corroborate his story. Meanwhile D’elia says he’s gotta get his stuff organized before releasing any response besides the first one. If this is your life you’re fighting for, what are you waiting for!? Wouldn’t you come out swinging if you were being accused of something you didn’t do!? MUCH LOVE to Uncle Joey and the whole Church family.

  • @ThatBrothaMike
    @ThatBrothaMike 4 года назад +1

    Dammit lee! You had one job! Keep the music going! Uncle joey that speech was tremendous.

  • @Ruthlesss86
    @Ruthlesss86 4 года назад +1

    Holy shit!!!!! This is such a good show

  • @JohnLandTaylor
    @JohnLandTaylor 4 года назад +8

    Here we go! Just ripped some fat dabs! Guess work can wait...

  • @platan0
    @platan0 4 года назад +1

    That May be the best ending to an episode ever lol

  • @Kenny-jz2so
    @Kenny-jz2so 4 года назад +1

    always great podcasts

  • @Government_Username
    @Government_Username 4 года назад +13

    "You ever hear Syree stutter?" -Joey Bananas

  • @thespacejam7148
    @thespacejam7148 4 года назад +5

    Joey, I’m not even a personal friend... and you still get me up at 4am to hear your stories

  • @plstrom
    @plstrom 4 года назад +1

    OHMy God 46:00..."He's got into a hot movie with, Jon van claude dome" oh SHIT ! Oh my God i think i died a bit from all this laughing ! Jesus christ !!!!!

  • @butterknutts5888
    @butterknutts5888 4 года назад +1

    46:00 jean klad von dom ! hahaaha I LOVE YOU JOEY, things like this let me know hes 100% from the heart

  • @thevibe7415
    @thevibe7415 4 года назад

    Uncle Joey : CoronNAah AinT GOT SHItt oN Me..I DRINK IT!
    Covid 19 : ok

  • @jsimpson777
    @jsimpson777 4 года назад +1

    Anybody love uncle Joey as much as I do

  • @sterioapple
    @sterioapple 4 года назад +1

    2015's The Blue Show's worth a look. Eleanor's good on there. Love her!

  • @RizoSupernova
    @RizoSupernova 4 года назад

    the end of this podcast had me in stitches. Uncle joey for president

  • @lawrencelimburger9160
    @lawrencelimburger9160 4 года назад +1

    You know its goin down then he boots up the anthem! Tell em Uncle Joey!

  • @aditshrestha5053
    @aditshrestha5053 4 года назад +4

    46:08 john vlad clad dom whatever 🤣🤣🤣

  • @stoprightthere1230
    @stoprightthere1230 4 года назад +6

    I was walking around like a momo since Wednesday waiting for my fix of the church with the man that killed the devil

  • @ilovecheese162
    @ilovecheese162 4 года назад +2

    Love you guys keep it strong i know you guys have some hate at the moment but we your fans fully support you

  • @leslierosenstrauch5182
    @leslierosenstrauch5182 4 года назад +6

    I've been awake since 3:30am EST waiting for this, WTF?

  • @morty100mgdistillategummy7
    @morty100mgdistillategummy7 4 года назад +1

    8:25 till 8:35 still has me humming that song. I think it was in _Boogie Nights_ that's why I instantly broke into refrain.. moments like these

  • @sethjoyner391
    @sethjoyner391 4 года назад +1

    We love Eleanor!!!

  • @philipreedwallace
    @philipreedwallace 4 года назад +1

    Church time. 💨💨 You go girl. 👍✌️

  • @JohnIniguez-xt2pv
    @JohnIniguez-xt2pv 4 года назад

    Joey Diaz, You da man !! !! !!Come on down to Oceanside’s harbor and do a live show at one of Southern California’s most beautiful jewels.

  • @kanedrake3725
    @kanedrake3725 4 года назад +44

    Lee: I'm a poster child for white privilege. Lee your a Jew....

  • @jessegonzalez1154
    @jessegonzalez1154 4 года назад

    The national anthem music was killin me 😆 vote uncle joey 2021

  • @jimbanzo
    @jimbanzo 4 года назад +1

    thank god for joey

  • @ericstevens8138
    @ericstevens8138 4 года назад +2

    Uncle Joey I hate wearing mask and haven’t this entire time but that beautiful speech at the end makes me want to wear a mask

    • @deepwebvip
      @deepwebvip 4 года назад

      Dogg it might save the life of someone’s mom or dad. Just fucking do it. It’s nothing to wear one compared to the consequences that could be imparted on someone’s life if you choose not to wear one.

  • @ScoundrelSFB
    @ScoundrelSFB 4 года назад

    "Wheres the music im gettin fired up!"
    "Its over."
    "PLAY IT AGAIN!!!""

  • @MrsNelson14
    @MrsNelson14 4 года назад +2

    “Not Kings, Queens.” 😏🔥🔥🔥

  • @zacharybrannon9283
    @zacharybrannon9283 4 года назад +2

    I thought it was Jim Breuer in the thumbnail 😂😂😂

  • @shaymoose4538
    @shaymoose4538 4 года назад +6

    Cutting carrots and boiling chickens all day love and respect from Ireland as always Church

  • @kokothegreat5583
    @kokothegreat5583 4 года назад +1

    Lee's laugh is the best

  • @TheCharcoalchicken
    @TheCharcoalchicken 4 года назад

    hit me with the national anthem..
    Lee you have one job lol

  • @tomthomas4061
    @tomthomas4061 4 года назад +9

    "you're walking on fetus's"
    holy shit that was so funny to me. i think he meant feces. lmao 23:21

    • @tonygonzalez4784
      @tonygonzalez4784 4 года назад +9

      Pretty sure he was calling a nut a fetus.

    • @lopezaldana7
      @lopezaldana7 4 года назад

      Double entendre

    • @michaelreese8217
      @michaelreese8217 4 года назад +2

      No. That is most certainly not what he meant

    • @RyanAKAStreakk
      @RyanAKAStreakk 4 года назад

      The next line said something about abortion doctors so na

  • @zshakur
    @zshakur 4 года назад +2

    That Scarface statue is dope!

  • @anthonylopez7641
    @anthonylopez7641 4 года назад +7

    Are these uploaded or live streamed to private. I wonder ?

    • @joedemo7482
      @joedemo7482 4 года назад +5

      I haven’t seen him go live in a long time actually. I’m not sure if they still do that

    • @anthonylopez7641
      @anthonylopez7641 4 года назад +2

      Im just wondering would it be easier to go live on private then release the vid rather then upload a 1 hour 30 min vid. Thats why im wondering lol

    • @voodoozombie569
      @voodoozombie569 4 года назад +4

      Nah, they dont go live anymore, too many stars of dett casualties.

    • @ScubaSteve3560
      @ScubaSteve3560 4 года назад

      @@voodoozombie569 lmao pauly shore

    • @ScubaSteve3560
      @ScubaSteve3560 4 года назад

      @aah I remember that shit hahaha

  • @lukabratskiyo775
    @lukabratskiyo775 4 года назад +2

    Elenor is the best man🤘🏻

  • @TitansTracks
    @TitansTracks 4 года назад

    It's 5:30 in the morning... Fuck it, I'm listening to this till I pass out!! 💎

  • @nav8888
    @nav8888 4 года назад +2

    TREMENDOUS💯👌🏻

  • @mxharescrambler6612
    @mxharescrambler6612 4 года назад

    Great cast, I love Eleanor.

  • @DYLNJ
    @DYLNJ 4 года назад +5

    Miss you lee