consider this: the origin of a "White Elephant gift" is that giving someone a white elephant was the polite way to bankrupt someone. They were considered sacred, so you couldn't re-gift it or get rid of it, and they ate an insane amount, among other things. It wasn't really a gift, it was meant to ruin someone. So in a way, Michael has truly captured the spirit of a white elephant gift exchange xD
yes that is true they DO give you a literal white elephant to either get you bankruped or get disgraced by trying to kill or make the animal work so it's bad either way
true true true - he and Valkyrae played it the correct way by getting gifts that were less desirable. Had to have some good ones to make bartering better but more people shoulda done meme type gifts imo
6:25 As for medium crude, the weight of the oil in a 55-gallon drum will be somewhere between 399 lbs and 414.7 lbs based on the Louisiana DNR standard. Including the drum, that's between 439 and 454.7 lbs per drum. Heavy crude oil will weigh over 421.85 lbs, and West Canadian Select will weigh about 425.46 lbs.
Michael: Rolls in the oil US president: "Do you smell that?" General: "I don't smell anything" US president: "Exactly. That house needs thee smell of democracy"
Michael reeeweeewwwwwwweeeeee i love your content man been watching and subscribed on a lot of different channels for a long time man keep it up love the memememerS
See, as much as I wanted to, I never kept up with Michael cuz my millennial ass thinks that the Michael content is gonna be on his channels. RIP. Well at least I got to see a condensed milk version.
I have no idea whatsoever on who this guy is or what this video is, I just saw a video titled "yes" and immediately got my eardrums blown out by Poggers FM, this dude seems kinda chill ngl
Well, I doubt they are keeping them at the house. + I don't think they're gonna do anything with it either so... I dunno I guess we'll see if one of them gets itchy eyes or throat or fucking dies in the middle of night
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The oil is still my favorite thing he's ever done
'dump it in the sea' - Michael Reeves
"Why would you want this?!"
"Oh, I don't~"
"I wasn't sure it was possible but it is" is my favorite line on this video
:)
Masterclass Prank, honestly. This man is the best, most twisted little evil genius.
The oil is truly the moment where Michael literally become a menace to society
He was already a menace
@@jadenwalker2052 yes but now he can make his own oil powered robots
@@sansflyingthroughthevoid7748 or just dump it in the ocean.
@@thesupreme8062 dUmP iT iN tHe SeA!!
eh, a barrel of oil would weigh around 130kg and it made a hollow sound when he put it down, so its probably empty
Cheerfully saying "Dump it in the sea" fuckin love it.
consider this: the origin of a "White Elephant gift" is that giving someone a white elephant was the polite way to bankrupt someone. They were considered sacred, so you couldn't re-gift it or get rid of it, and they ate an insane amount, among other things. It wasn't really a gift, it was meant to ruin someone.
So in a way, Michael has truly captured the spirit of a white elephant gift exchange xD
More like black drowning elephant am I right
yes that is true they DO give you a literal white elephant to either get you bankruped or get disgraced by trying to kill or make the animal work so it's bad either way
true true true - he and Valkyrae played it the correct way by getting gifts that were less desirable. Had to have some good ones to make bartering better but more people shoulda done meme type gifts imo
Amoogus
I would be happy if someone gave me 1375 gallons of oil
'Michael's playing his own game'
That's a different state of existence from normal?
Part of me wish he actually hit the bag.
Miss all of the hits on the target, but a direct hit on something else.
4:50
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
A gift no one wants, even he doesn't want it.
-Crude Oil 2021
Spoonkid was looking for crudeoil a few months ago :)
I love how as soon as he wasn't trying to get the doritos for the meme, Michael is actually good at darts
Michaels reaction to poki picking the gift is the same as dobby being given a sock
I love Michaels calm and cool intro then immediately shifts to a crackhead
buying oil for a christmas gift, do be a baller move though that shit was good and i love it every time i see it
Excellent choice for a first clip.
"Why are you laughing" Lily exclaimed, whilst laughing
6:25 As for medium crude, the weight of the oil in a 55-gallon drum will be somewhere between 399 lbs and 414.7 lbs based on the Louisiana DNR standard. Including the drum, that's between 439 and 454.7 lbs per drum. Heavy crude oil will weigh over 421.85 lbs, and West Canadian Select will weigh about 425.46 lbs.
so youre telling me michael deadlifted about 450 pounds?
@@chavitacarranza if the oil in the drum is real then yes but only for a few seconds
@@chavitacarranzahe's built different
I think it's 55 gallons divided by 25 barrels
*cries in metric system*
I love how he's a psychopath and everyone's just ok with it
im feeling like MICHAEL is the captain of the offlinetv
Michael: *Gets shocked by someone else*
Me: Wait, that's illegal
Technically he shocked himself.
I needed this thank you
IVE SEEN ALL OF IT I NEED MORE MICHAEL CONTENT
poki would dump oil for fun, excellent gift
Why thank you for more entertainment
Now I know why Scarra's icon is a cup of water because that DRIP
Michael: Rolls in the oil
US president: "Do you smell that?"
General: "I don't smell anything"
US president: "Exactly. That house needs thee smell of democracy"
Michael: "OOOOOoooooh they took the bait! What fucking idiots!" *gremlin noise*
Considering they're made of practically the same stuff, Michael buying Oil for Christmas is the same as him giving someone Coal.
the first clip shattered my brain, not just my eardrums
This video was filled with moments of Michael being a chad, thank you for this Michael
The funniest thing in the world seeing him dance and juggle as he presents poki with 55 gallons of oil
michael reeves: agent of chaos
DUMP IT IN THE SEAAAA!
my dad is 72 and hes a tarkov rat and his stash value exceeds mine
Michael reeeweeewwwwwwweeeeee i love your content man been watching and subscribed on a lot of different channels for a long time man keep it up love the memememerS
yes
I love Michael so much
The suspense for the yes was petrifying
I love the fact that he uses mostly Skyward Sword Soundtrack music, it's amazing.
micheal: buys oil for poki
USA: It's free real estate
USA when they find out Michael has oil
the only person i trust when they say they bought that much fucking oil is you michael take that as a compliment i think
no idea what the fuck was happening in this video but it was funny
I love how he turns into a goblin while saying "you fucking idiot" to get a barrel of oil.
thats the best gift I ever saw in my entire life
lads constructed in a separate maner
All i want for Christmas is a 55 gallon barrel of crude oil.
Micheal is very excited for 1375 gallons of oil, I’m worried
Investment.
stonks
YES.
let's be honest if michael wasn't trolling he wouldve won 301 darts
"This is DJ _bleep_ and _bleep_ coming at you live from poggers fm"
55 gallons of oil on a wall, 55 gallons of oil. Take one down and pass it around, there's 54 gallons of oil!
Yes Michael has a radion channel!
video to watch to make you forget your great grandma just died
Michael being Michael
Also i just thought about how Michael carried a 300 pound barrel of oil seamlessly. What a strong crackhead
woke up for school and cant stop smiling while watching Michael do random shi
The dump it in the seeeeeaaa for me
2:48 you know just micheal vibing :)
Would not lie. Yes
See, as much as I wanted to, I never kept up with Michael cuz my millennial ass thinks that the Michael content is gonna be on his channels. RIP. Well at least I got to see a condensed milk version.
Michael is the guy from the math question
6:57 when you dont decide on a price range for chrismes
"dump it in the sea"
That's crazy because 10 years ago, I stepped on a pile of shit on the side of the highway.
"Dump it in the sea" ...
my mind: "you know, because fuck turtles."
michael : buys oil
the whole american government : *the government would like to know its location*
“I’m an agent of chaos”
the oil shortage in America might be because of michael
i am ready to fund michaels crack addiction
yeesh, that christmas party looks like a bad acid trip
I have no idea whatsoever on who this guy is or what this video is, I just saw a video titled "yes" and immediately got my eardrums blown out by Poggers FM, this dude seems kinda chill ngl
Mykull the little elf of chaos
Peter actually sounds good if he's on the radio
Ever wonder what happened to that 55 gallons of oil?
i just noticed that barrel has to be empty for him to beable to lift it by himself lmao
You underestimate crackhead strength
I think you greatly underestimate Michael's strength
@@onenerdyboi have you seen his arms
its only 1 in 25 barrels
its only 2 gallons per barrel
yooo tsm myth is alive. good to know
i agree. yes
Michael is the level of uncomfortable that OTV needed to spark hilarity and content.
Not Michael being completely serious ab dumping the oil into the ocean
all the skyward sword music is making me happy
"Dump it into the *seeEeEAaaaa33"
I feel like a more accurate name for this video would be crackhead crackhead crackhead crackhead
Of fucking course micheal would buy 1375 gallons of oil as a Santa thing.
I think that michael choose oil to prove that you can buy crude oil if you wanted too
We won't go quietly, the legion can count on that.
yes .
55 gallons if crude oil!!! shouldve given the gift to the whitehouse
The fact that michael just muscled 55 gallons of oil means hes a literal gun, i know cause ive done the same thing and its not at all light
This harry potter show lookin kinda lit
7:00 america: you bring me that oil
Yes, dump them to the sea.
still died from the oil gift
you guys should sell the crude oil now though
dump 25 barrels of 55 gallons crude oil into a turtle lake
Yes.
is anyone gonna tell him how dangerous crude oil is? it spews hydrogen sulfide like crazy
The barrels will be sealed.
You think a man who orders 55 gallons of crude oil and suggests dumping it into the sea gives a fuck about safety?
that's exactly why it needs to be dumped in the ocean! for safty!
@@conorstewart2214 even if they're sealed it's a problem
Well, I doubt they are keeping them at the house. + I don't think they're gonna do anything with it either so... I dunno I guess we'll see if one of them gets itchy eyes or throat or fucking dies in the middle of night
Is it an iPhone? Is it an android?
No, it's
*a Nokia*
How much do you charge for a coding project I almost want to hire you to cause pure chaos
This is a fan account
@@MelniaShadow this is a what?
@@thehotdog1221 ignore the idiot, thank you and have a wonderful life. Hopefully we will meet again.
Michael Reeves is the only man alive who will buy 55 gallons of oil as a present
I’m scared by just the title
Indeed.
He look and sound like a cracked up american harry potter
Michael kills Doritos
Ah yes, the gift of Chaos. Our Lord and Savior at work once again.