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  • Опубликовано: 29 окт 2024

Комментарии • 511

  • @stenduginski2306
    @stenduginski2306 3 года назад +5862

    The oil is still my favorite thing he's ever done

    • @alexlowden7082
      @alexlowden7082 3 года назад +286

      'dump it in the sea' - Michael Reeves

    • @knowledge_leaf
      @knowledge_leaf 3 года назад +343

      "Why would you want this?!"
      "Oh, I don't~"

    • @Plainsimplemitch
      @Plainsimplemitch 3 года назад +124

      "I wasn't sure it was possible but it is" is my favorite line on this video

    • @UnkindPort84663
      @UnkindPort84663 3 года назад +6

      :)

    • @HerpDerpTheTank
      @HerpDerpTheTank 3 года назад +43

      Masterclass Prank, honestly. This man is the best, most twisted little evil genius.

  • @jokenoninc.6142
    @jokenoninc.6142 3 года назад +1211

    The oil is truly the moment where Michael literally become a menace to society

    • @jadenwalker2052
      @jadenwalker2052 3 года назад +27

      He was already a menace

    • @sansflyingthroughthevoid7748
      @sansflyingthroughthevoid7748 3 года назад +8

      @@jadenwalker2052 yes but now he can make his own oil powered robots

    • @thesupreme8062
      @thesupreme8062 3 года назад +10

      @@sansflyingthroughthevoid7748 or just dump it in the ocean.

    • @ManWithAMask_
      @ManWithAMask_ 3 года назад +9

      @@thesupreme8062 dUmP iT iN tHe SeA!!

    • @SuperGarryGamer
      @SuperGarryGamer 3 года назад +6

      eh, a barrel of oil would weigh around 130kg and it made a hollow sound when he put it down, so its probably empty

  • @thatkiwiguy.738
    @thatkiwiguy.738 3 года назад +398

    Cheerfully saying "Dump it in the sea" fuckin love it.

  • @fredrickwheeler6852
    @fredrickwheeler6852 3 года назад +2960

    consider this: the origin of a "White Elephant gift" is that giving someone a white elephant was the polite way to bankrupt someone. They were considered sacred, so you couldn't re-gift it or get rid of it, and they ate an insane amount, among other things. It wasn't really a gift, it was meant to ruin someone.
    So in a way, Michael has truly captured the spirit of a white elephant gift exchange xD

    • @WillFuI
      @WillFuI 3 года назад +63

      More like black drowning elephant am I right

    • @kiev587
      @kiev587 3 года назад +50

      yes that is true they DO give you a literal white elephant to either get you bankruped or get disgraced by trying to kill or make the animal work so it's bad either way

    • @MadFlourish
      @MadFlourish 3 года назад +30

      true true true - he and Valkyrae played it the correct way by getting gifts that were less desirable. Had to have some good ones to make bartering better but more people shoulda done meme type gifts imo

    • @jamesbando_original
      @jamesbando_original 3 года назад +1

      Amoogus

    • @thehotdog1221
      @thehotdog1221 3 года назад +10

      I would be happy if someone gave me 1375 gallons of oil

  • @jtnachos16
    @jtnachos16 3 года назад +999

    'Michael's playing his own game'
    That's a different state of existence from normal?

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 3 года назад +2

      Part of me wish he actually hit the bag.
      Miss all of the hits on the target, but a direct hit on something else.
      4:50
      HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • @aquamenadventures4382
    @aquamenadventures4382 3 года назад +497

    A gift no one wants, even he doesn't want it.
    -Crude Oil 2021

    • @faranocks
      @faranocks 3 года назад +1

      Spoonkid was looking for crudeoil a few months ago :)

  • @skele_vision
    @skele_vision 3 года назад +567

    I love how as soon as he wasn't trying to get the doritos for the meme, Michael is actually good at darts

  • @bveagle8821
    @bveagle8821 3 года назад +80

    Michaels reaction to poki picking the gift is the same as dobby being given a sock

  • @bennylai7563
    @bennylai7563 3 года назад +159

    I love Michaels calm and cool intro then immediately shifts to a crackhead

  • @ManiX207
    @ManiX207 3 года назад +65

    buying oil for a christmas gift, do be a baller move though that shit was good and i love it every time i see it

  • @crozoncn
    @crozoncn 3 года назад +93

    Excellent choice for a first clip.

  • @elainechen9447
    @elainechen9447 3 года назад +39

    "Why are you laughing" Lily exclaimed, whilst laughing

  • @merlincooper1023
    @merlincooper1023 3 года назад +200

    6:25 As for medium crude, the weight of the oil in a 55-gallon drum will be somewhere between 399 lbs and 414.7 lbs based on the Louisiana DNR standard. Including the drum, that's between 439 and 454.7 lbs per drum. Heavy crude oil will weigh over 421.85 lbs, and West Canadian Select will weigh about 425.46 lbs.

    • @chavitacarranza
      @chavitacarranza 3 года назад +24

      so youre telling me michael deadlifted about 450 pounds?

    • @merlincooper1023
      @merlincooper1023 3 года назад +39

      @@chavitacarranza if the oil in the drum is real then yes but only for a few seconds

    • @CaptainLolzIII
      @CaptainLolzIII 3 года назад +14

      @@chavitacarranzahe's built different

    • @thelastdunkonian2846
      @thelastdunkonian2846 3 года назад +27

      I think it's 55 gallons divided by 25 barrels

    • @farisfaikar_r
      @farisfaikar_r 3 года назад +17

      *cries in metric system*

  • @emilioschmidt2106
    @emilioschmidt2106 3 года назад +16

    I love how he's a psychopath and everyone's just ok with it

  • @johnrafaelb.garcia269
    @johnrafaelb.garcia269 3 года назад +53

    im feeling like MICHAEL is the captain of the offlinetv

  • @Herr_Machado
    @Herr_Machado 3 года назад +59

    Michael: *Gets shocked by someone else*
    Me: Wait, that's illegal

  • @misopsu
    @misopsu 3 года назад +14

    I needed this thank you

  • @3pljae446
    @3pljae446 3 года назад +11

    IVE SEEN ALL OF IT I NEED MORE MICHAEL CONTENT

  • @kabouterlui5935
    @kabouterlui5935 3 года назад +56

    poki would dump oil for fun, excellent gift

  • @mrbanana6750
    @mrbanana6750 3 года назад +39

    Why thank you for more entertainment

  • @DoubleEdgeCat
    @DoubleEdgeCat 3 года назад +14

    Now I know why Scarra's icon is a cup of water because that DRIP

  • @maxholm5987
    @maxholm5987 3 года назад +9

    Michael: Rolls in the oil
    US president: "Do you smell that?"
    General: "I don't smell anything"
    US president: "Exactly. That house needs thee smell of democracy"

    • @philippezevenberg1332
      @philippezevenberg1332 3 года назад

      Michael: "OOOOOoooooh they took the bait! What fucking idiots!" *gremlin noise*

  • @ZackofSpades
    @ZackofSpades 3 года назад +3

    Considering they're made of practically the same stuff, Michael buying Oil for Christmas is the same as him giving someone Coal.

  • @professorweeb
    @professorweeb 3 года назад +1

    the first clip shattered my brain, not just my eardrums

  • @maruthsomalinga3949
    @maruthsomalinga3949 3 года назад

    This video was filled with moments of Michael being a chad, thank you for this Michael

  • @xCCflierx
    @xCCflierx 3 года назад +4

    The funniest thing in the world seeing him dance and juggle as he presents poki with 55 gallons of oil

  • @broadwaybound1010
    @broadwaybound1010 3 года назад +1

    michael reeves: agent of chaos

  • @TheSuperSushiMaster
    @TheSuperSushiMaster 3 года назад +7

    DUMP IT IN THE SEAAAA!

  • @nordski837
    @nordski837 3 года назад +16

    my dad is 72 and hes a tarkov rat and his stash value exceeds mine

  • @freethatchild8192
    @freethatchild8192 3 года назад +8

    Michael reeeweeewwwwwwweeeeee i love your content man been watching and subscribed on a lot of different channels for a long time man keep it up love the memememerS

  • @Nougimester
    @Nougimester 3 года назад +1

    yes

  • @sumairkanwal445
    @sumairkanwal445 3 года назад

    I love Michael so much

  • @justamooonkey4948
    @justamooonkey4948 3 года назад +1

    The suspense for the yes was petrifying

  • @luhama
    @luhama 3 года назад +1

    I love the fact that he uses mostly Skyward Sword Soundtrack music, it's amazing.

  • @-Glitchy-
    @-Glitchy- 3 года назад +4

    micheal: buys oil for poki
    USA: It's free real estate

  • @samuelwoolcott7289
    @samuelwoolcott7289 2 года назад +1

    USA when they find out Michael has oil

  • @Anon-ub3iu
    @Anon-ub3iu 3 года назад +1

    the only person i trust when they say they bought that much fucking oil is you michael take that as a compliment i think

  • @urban5072
    @urban5072 3 года назад +2

    no idea what the fuck was happening in this video but it was funny

  • @Ducksnuget
    @Ducksnuget 3 года назад

    I love how he turns into a goblin while saying "you fucking idiot" to get a barrel of oil.

  • @erdemkaraahmet
    @erdemkaraahmet 3 года назад

    thats the best gift I ever saw in my entire life

  • @michal_king478
    @michal_king478 3 года назад

    lads constructed in a separate maner

  • @churropogmods5825
    @churropogmods5825 3 года назад +5

    All i want for Christmas is a 55 gallon barrel of crude oil.

  • @apollo7557
    @apollo7557 3 года назад +20

    Micheal is very excited for 1375 gallons of oil, I’m worried

  • @juri3230
    @juri3230 3 года назад +1

    YES.

  • @handrest8351
    @handrest8351 3 года назад +3

    let's be honest if michael wasn't trolling he wouldve won 301 darts

  • @rotex4679
    @rotex4679 3 года назад

    "This is DJ _bleep_ and _bleep_ coming at you live from poggers fm"

  • @chromatique_music
    @chromatique_music 3 года назад

    55 gallons of oil on a wall, 55 gallons of oil. Take one down and pass it around, there's 54 gallons of oil!

  • @swedishcomedian7090
    @swedishcomedian7090 3 года назад +1

    Yes Michael has a radion channel!

  • @christmasspiritakagatekeep2308
    @christmasspiritakagatekeep2308 3 года назад

    video to watch to make you forget your great grandma just died

  • @not-another-dev
    @not-another-dev 3 года назад +1

    Michael being Michael

  • @whyareyoureadingthis5227
    @whyareyoureadingthis5227 3 года назад +1

    Also i just thought about how Michael carried a 300 pound barrel of oil seamlessly. What a strong crackhead

  • @Fxtal.R6
    @Fxtal.R6 2 года назад

    woke up for school and cant stop smiling while watching Michael do random shi

  • @sofializzy5106
    @sofializzy5106 3 года назад +2

    The dump it in the seeeeeaaa for me

  • @ROSEEEEEEE-zu1gw
    @ROSEEEEEEE-zu1gw 2 года назад

    2:48 you know just micheal vibing :)

  • @tinybox81
    @tinybox81 3 года назад +1

    Would not lie. Yes

  • @maddog2314
    @maddog2314 3 года назад +71

    See, as much as I wanted to, I never kept up with Michael cuz my millennial ass thinks that the Michael content is gonna be on his channels. RIP. Well at least I got to see a condensed milk version.

  • @dolphinman9253
    @dolphinman9253 3 года назад +1

    Michael is the guy from the math question

  • @falafelman6883
    @falafelman6883 3 года назад +3

    6:57 when you dont decide on a price range for chrismes

  • @littlewizard8766
    @littlewizard8766 3 года назад

    "dump it in the sea"

  • @sweettea-ms7ex
    @sweettea-ms7ex 3 года назад

    That's crazy because 10 years ago, I stepped on a pile of shit on the side of the highway.

  • @idealcookie.
    @idealcookie. 3 года назад

    "Dump it in the sea" ...

  • @fishy_bolo
    @fishy_bolo 3 года назад

    michael : buys oil
    the whole american government : *the government would like to know its location*

  • @sickfitz4256
    @sickfitz4256 3 года назад

    “I’m an agent of chaos”

  • @hunter002x
    @hunter002x 3 года назад +9

    the oil shortage in America might be because of michael

  • @adilkhalifa8489
    @adilkhalifa8489 3 года назад +1

    i am ready to fund michaels crack addiction

  • @kasyoi1545
    @kasyoi1545 3 года назад

    yeesh, that christmas party looks like a bad acid trip

  • @mortis.y2
    @mortis.y2 3 года назад

    I have no idea whatsoever on who this guy is or what this video is, I just saw a video titled "yes" and immediately got my eardrums blown out by Poggers FM, this dude seems kinda chill ngl

  • @smolbears
    @smolbears 3 года назад

    Mykull the little elf of chaos

  • @grin4329
    @grin4329 3 года назад +1

    Peter actually sounds good if he's on the radio

  • @fuxue2460
    @fuxue2460 3 года назад +2

    Ever wonder what happened to that 55 gallons of oil?

  • @BraveCat9927
    @BraveCat9927 3 года назад +24

    i just noticed that barrel has to be empty for him to beable to lift it by himself lmao

    • @onenerdyboi
      @onenerdyboi 3 года назад +20

      You underestimate crackhead strength

    • @roxythelipstickpixie72
      @roxythelipstickpixie72 3 года назад +1

      I think you greatly underestimate Michael's strength

    • @trivialslope
      @trivialslope 3 года назад +1

      @@onenerdyboi have you seen his arms

    • @Lauvd
      @Lauvd 3 года назад

      its only 1 in 25 barrels

    • @monkey.moments8272
      @monkey.moments8272 3 года назад

      its only 2 gallons per barrel

  • @vladatomic
    @vladatomic 3 года назад +2

    yooo tsm myth is alive. good to know

  • @itsemoli5054
    @itsemoli5054 3 года назад

    i agree. yes

  • @Gameblocked
    @Gameblocked 3 года назад +3

    Michael is the level of uncomfortable that OTV needed to spark hilarity and content.

  • @JangoFentanyl
    @JangoFentanyl 3 года назад

    Not Michael being completely serious ab dumping the oil into the ocean

  • @haruhi_dayo
    @haruhi_dayo 3 года назад

    all the skyward sword music is making me happy

  • @sketchessays6940
    @sketchessays6940 3 года назад

    "Dump it into the *seeEeEAaaaa33"

  • @pileggihouse1234
    @pileggihouse1234 2 года назад +1

    I feel like a more accurate name for this video would be crackhead crackhead crackhead crackhead

  • @chiproductions4128
    @chiproductions4128 3 года назад

    Of fucking course micheal would buy 1375 gallons of oil as a Santa thing.

  • @waffledog7292
    @waffledog7292 3 года назад

    I think that michael choose oil to prove that you can buy crude oil if you wanted too

  • @ncrtrooper517
    @ncrtrooper517 3 года назад

    We won't go quietly, the legion can count on that.

  • @smokyquartz5695
    @smokyquartz5695 3 года назад

    yes .

  • @botran214
    @botran214 3 года назад

    55 gallons if crude oil!!! shouldve given the gift to the whitehouse

  • @cyanidacal0lulz
    @cyanidacal0lulz 3 года назад +1

    The fact that michael just muscled 55 gallons of oil means hes a literal gun, i know cause ive done the same thing and its not at all light

  • @adambest8817
    @adambest8817 3 года назад +1

    This harry potter show lookin kinda lit

  • @voidwalker-l6u
    @voidwalker-l6u 3 года назад

    7:00 america: you bring me that oil

  • @lookatmyright
    @lookatmyright 3 года назад

    Yes, dump them to the sea.

  • @AXIvan000
    @AXIvan000 3 года назад

    still died from the oil gift

  • @trungtranuc7767
    @trungtranuc7767 3 года назад +3

    you guys should sell the crude oil now though

  • @alternateaqua
    @alternateaqua 3 года назад

    dump 25 barrels of 55 gallons crude oil into a turtle lake

  • @NanoKaufman
    @NanoKaufman 3 года назад

    Yes.

  • @SIGSEGV1337
    @SIGSEGV1337 3 года назад +25

    is anyone gonna tell him how dangerous crude oil is? it spews hydrogen sulfide like crazy

    • @conorstewart2214
      @conorstewart2214 3 года назад +4

      The barrels will be sealed.

    • @pablopereyra7126
      @pablopereyra7126 3 года назад +31

      You think a man who orders 55 gallons of crude oil and suggests dumping it into the sea gives a fuck about safety?

    • @tossemback826
      @tossemback826 3 года назад +7

      that's exactly why it needs to be dumped in the ocean! for safty!

    • @SIGSEGV1337
      @SIGSEGV1337 3 года назад

      @@conorstewart2214 even if they're sealed it's a problem

    • @Gormula137
      @Gormula137 3 года назад +3

      Well, I doubt they are keeping them at the house. + I don't think they're gonna do anything with it either so... I dunno I guess we'll see if one of them gets itchy eyes or throat or fucking dies in the middle of night

  • @axtchaos8719
    @axtchaos8719 3 года назад +1

    Is it an iPhone? Is it an android?
    No, it's
    *a Nokia*

  • @thehotdog1221
    @thehotdog1221 3 года назад +8

    How much do you charge for a coding project I almost want to hire you to cause pure chaos

    • @MelniaShadow
      @MelniaShadow 3 года назад

      This is a fan account

    • @thehotdog1221
      @thehotdog1221 3 года назад

      @@MelniaShadow this is a what?

    • @Alishaan2002
      @Alishaan2002 3 года назад +3

      @@thehotdog1221 ignore the idiot, thank you and have a wonderful life. Hopefully we will meet again.

  • @rodent-the-rat9843
    @rodent-the-rat9843 3 года назад

    Michael Reeves is the only man alive who will buy 55 gallons of oil as a present

  • @kidwhoscrolls
    @kidwhoscrolls 3 года назад

    I’m scared by just the title

  • @tinybox81
    @tinybox81 3 года назад

    Indeed.

  • @creecas814
    @creecas814 3 года назад

    He look and sound like a cracked up american harry potter

  • @MMMasterLego
    @MMMasterLego 3 года назад +1

    Michael kills Doritos

  • @AdrianSubliminal1991
    @AdrianSubliminal1991 3 года назад

    Ah yes, the gift of Chaos. Our Lord and Savior at work once again.