The World is Full of Rats...and the Hub| Episode 111 | NEW RORY & MAL
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- Опубликовано: 24 авг 2024
- The guys are back after an eventful weekend. Mal treated his mom to the sake squirting bottle at Benihana and Rory went to Dave Chappelle’s midnight show. Meg the Stallion bodied her SNL hosting debut. The White King, Jack Harlow, will make his hosting debut next and we sure hope Rory is invited. Speaking of ongoing beef, Nicki and Latto continue to trade insults at each other and Kanye chose Drink Champs (again) to take shots at the world. While they continue down a self-destructive path, Meek Mill finds himself befriending everyone again according to his timeline. Pleasing everyone can go too far (or just right) depending on who you’re asking. If you’re asking Congressional Candidate Mike Itkis, he’ll tell you the only logical solution is to upload your video to the Hub to rally the vote. People keep leveling up the weirdness and our home, NYC, keeps getting dirtier. Rats are everywhere…and not just the subway ones. While rat behavior can lead to someone’s demise it can also lead to a bag. Jordan Poole signs a massive contract following the Draymond punch. LeBron and Bronny have no words for each other in a new Beats commercial and Kanye calls Meek a fed, + more!
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TIMESTAMPS
0:00:25 Pod starts: Mal took his mom to dinner for her birthday and talks about going to Benihana. Says he cant take his Mom to Benihana because it'll be crazy if she catches the the sake in her mouth when the chef squirts it out the bottle, Mal talks about some stories with females at Benihana and the team talk goes in on it. Rory went to see Chapelle at the pop-up show in Radio City
0:07:43 The team is going to London for their November 5th show, talks about what they're gonna do while they're there. Omar epps new book:'Nubia: The Awakening', Raising Kanan, Megan Thee Stallion on SNL, Rory gives a hot take on SNL as a whole, Jack Harlow going on SNL but Rory has to chill on this topic because he got banned from Jack Harlows show a few episodes back.
0:17:03 Megan Thee Stallion announcing she's going to take a break after hosting SNL, talks about the pain associated with losing a mother (May Holly Thomas Rest In Peace)
0:19:19 Latto VS Nicki Minaj
0:26:53 Kanye on Drink Champs, Nore taking down the interview. Meek Mill freestyling with Ed Sheeran at Robert Krafts wedding. is Ed Sheeran a homie hopper/Culture Vulture??
0:51:18 Mike Itkis, a Manhattan Congressional Candidate publishes a salacious video of him getting busy with a chick to highlight his sex positive platform. The fellas watch the video and review it, strictly for the sake of podcast content. Talks about how sick of a person you have to be to leave a comment on a video on the hub
1:01:10 Rat population is increasing at a crazy rate in NYC, Kanye calling Meek Mill a fed
1:05:50 Music Review:Lil Baby new album: Its on me, Quavo and Takeoff: Only built for infinity links
1:15:46 Happy birthday to Jasmine Brown (Producer of the podcast), Happy Birthday to Eminem. Who's going to turnup harder, Jasmine, or Eminem?
1:19:28 Redeem Team Documentary,whos the GOAT of the NBA? Mal says Lebrons bubble ring doesn't count. Creed 3, Jordan Poole signed a 4 year $140 million extension, Baseball discussion, Boxing discussion, Bronny got a deal with Beats by Dre
My Nigga (Head Nod) - Denzel
Thank you!
thanks
Does he talk about Joe budden in this episode?
@@ReallyGotMotion nope.
Robert F Smith is the richest black man in American history. He previously paid the tuition for the graduating class of Morehouse. Ye ain’t that.
Mal real talked us like he's somebody's dad by taking his hat off. I'm shocked he didn't turn a chair backwards and sit down 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's ol school.... I remember those days
like Roc from the old school tv show "Roc" 🤣😂
Ffs LoL
"Look son..." 😆 🤣 😂
Mal has gotta stop showing Ye so much grace just cause some things he says are accurate. If you talk for 3 hours, of course you’re gonna say a couple factual things. But it’s time to be held accountable for the things you say. It’s disrespectful, and if it was Mal, he would be canceled by the end of the day.
My Response to a comment on Joe’s Rant about Mal:
No WE DONT BELIEVE YOU!! I know a sponsored comment when I see it!! And it seems the JBP PR Team is bringing out the big guns (with the Whewish Manager Ian to boot) since it seems Joe has settled into his industry POS role!!!
Let’s not get this fd up. Joe was a super bum for years and years and years! A washed up rapper who dealt with mental health issues and had to do love and hip hop in those cringy sleeveless tops! Nasty!
Still I was a fan, and what were not gonna do is act like Mal wasn’t joe’s one SUPER CONNECTED FRIEND that he brought on the pod to flex!!
Mal was the connect to Hov through Biggs! Mal was the one who had rich friends and hung with basket ball players and OVO and the Kardashians while Joe was the washed up bum who THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY HATED!!
Mal was the one who squashed the beefs! Along with Royce intermittently!
My MY My! How time has changed!! My my my! How Joe has changed! Which is why Me and MANY others left his fan base!! I actually left a whole year before he blew it up with the Rory and Mal shit! I saw it coming a mile away when he sided with Puff over the Mase publishing shit (pastor Mase turned out to be a super hypocrite but who’s surprised!?).
So to hear Joe, speak about Mal this way is just further confirmation of the poor rich clown he had become!
During the slaughter house shot with Joel he said “I’m bigger than whatever you and crook got going on!”
I mean just wow! Joe has gone down in history as a case study of how money only amplifies the hypocrisy in a man! Joe is the reason I no longer listen to broke people criticize the rich! “Eat the rich “ Joe remember that?!?!
I’ll end this with a bar from Mr Ye (another confused hypocrite but oh well) “WE SHOULD DEGRADE THE RICH BECAUSE EVERYONE IS DIRT BENEATH GOD”!!
Them Amiri Hats and industry Joe 2.0 is in for a longgggg ride because we are well prepared to watch him self sabotage his career and derail himself over and over and over again! And I’m here for it! Sadly!
Oh and Akademiks is going out the same way too!! Mr “I’m The Prize” “I’m the richest nigha in this hall way”!! Funny enough Ak being rich is another famous NARRATIVE Joe put out in the universe since everyday struggle and AK has actually professed that he’s richer than 90% of the industry!! With no proof whatsoever ! Just a narrative by Joe and then asserted by AK himself!!! A self sustaining cycle!! Oh what a beautiful scam! I actually applaud it!!! But “THE HARDER THEY FALL!”…
facts. I love Mal but he i think he try to play cool too much
💯💯💯 bruh I hated how Mal kept avoiding saying anything that would be seen as criticism of Kanye. Shit was annoying.
When he said I'm Michael, all of them... Even Myers?! 🤣 🤣
“You didn’t take her pound town like you should’ve. A republican would’ve and he would’ve made her keep the baby.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mal be handling Ye with kitten gloves and it’s so annoying
Because he agrees with him on more than he feels comfortable saying.
Rory just turned 30 and call anybody in their late 20s a kid lmao
Thoughts on the new pillows? 🏐
Time to get buck wild and make them get flat with some activites 😁🤷♀️🙆🏻♀️
Im sure they better better than the ones from that Minnesota cat who be on commercials everywhere everywhere.
I hope he blindingly steps on legos for all eternity eternity.
The size of the couch and color of pillows made them invisible. Get bigger pillows with color or more smaller pillows with color. I like the design tho.
Where Is Baby D though?
Where is Baby D?!
Mal’s hair line is in tact 🥲
I was just about to say he’s not aging well. I don’t recall seeing him without a hat is really what it is 😮
B. Simone came on the pod and we've never heard Demaris' voice on a non patron episode again 🤣🤣😭😭😭
Was just thinking this
Mal needs a "WTF IS GOING ON" t-shirt line 🤣🤣🤣
Please!!!!! I need this
Salute to my guys going on tour overseas!! That's heavy!! 💯
My Response to a comment on Joe’s Rant about Mal:
No WE DONT BELIEVE YOU!! I know a sponsored comment when I see it!! And it seems the JBP PR Team is bringing out the big guns (with the Whewish Manager Ian to boot) since it seems Joe has settled into his industry POS role!!!
Let’s not get this fd up. Joe was a super bum for years and years and years! A washed up rapper who dealt with mental health issues and had to do love and hip hop in those cringy sleeveless tops! Nasty!
Still I was a fan, and what were not gonna do is act like Mal wasn’t joe’s one SUPER CONNECTED FRIEND that he brought on the pod to flex!!
Mal was the connect to Hov through Biggs! Mal was the one who had rich friends and hung with basket ball players and OVO and the Kardashians while Joe was the washed up bum who THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY HATED!!
Mal was the one who squashed the beefs! Along with Royce intermittently!
My MY My! How time has changed!! My my my! How Joe has changed! Which is why Me and MANY others left his fan base!! I actually left a whole year before he blew it up with the Rory and Mal shit! I saw it coming a mile away when he sided with Puff over the Mase publishing shit (pastor Mase turned out to be a super hypocrite but who’s surprised!?).
So to hear Joe, speak about Mal this way is just further confirmation of the poor rich clown he had become!
During the slaughter house shot with Joel he said “I’m bigger than whatever you and crook got going on!”
I mean just wow! Joe has gone down in history as a case study of how money only amplifies the hypocrisy in a man! Joe is the reason I no longer listen to broke people criticize the rich! “Eat the rich “ Joe remember that?!?!
I’ll end this with a bar from Mr Ye (another confused hypocrite but oh well) “WE SHOULD DEGRADE THE RICH BECAUSE EVERYONE IS DIRT BENEATH GOD”!!
Them Amiri Hats and industry Joe 2.0 is in for a longgggg ride because we are well prepared to watch him self sabotage his career and derail himself over and over and over again! And I’m here for it! Sadly!
Oh and Akademiks is going out the same way too!! Mr “I’m The Prize” “I’m the richest nigha in this hall way”!! Funny enough Ak being rich is another famous NARRATIVE Joe put out in the universe since everyday struggle and AK has actually professed that he’s richer than 90% of the industry!! With no proof whatsoever ! Just a narrative by Joe and then asserted by AK himself!!! A self sustaining cycle!! Oh what a beautiful scam! I actually applaud it!!! But “THE HARDER THEY FALL!”…
"Yeaaah! Mike's eating the box! Mike's a munch!" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂
yo eddin needs to be locked up for that 😭
@@davidfartinez NASTY man 😭😭😭😭😭😭
The eddin logan paul moment gotta be one of my favorite since the start of the show 😂😂. He definitely hit em with a “my brother” after the chest tap
Love the guys, but Mal calling Kanye’s thoughts “great” and no one referring to his rhetoric beyond the George Floyd thing hate speech is very ick. Rory the only one who seems to actually be disgusted by his comments. Mal came off very much a Kanye apologist
Kanye expresses himself perfectly; stop excusing him
Calling mike itkis mike Ithaca was hilarious lmao. Rory a forever college student ngl 😂(“Mikes a Munch”!)
So happy you mentioned The Campaign movie! That was truly ahead of its time 😂
Never thought I would see the day that I would see Mal's hairline. I was genuinely starting to gain concern that his hairline was receding.
Yeah probably the second time ever. I remember he did one JBP episode with no hat like 3 years ago.
Looking like Mase behind the mic
I think its to throw shade at Joe 😭😭😭
@@Pure_KodiakWILD_Power Yo deadass! I thought I was tripping a couple of times watching the episode fr!
@@timeismoneyenterprise1763 🤣🤣🤣🤣 fuuuuuuck
Mal making excuses for Kanye was disgusting. If you can admit some of the things he said were right, why can't you do the same when he's wrong? I also noticed that Mal didn't even touch the stuff about the Jews.
Ppl are almost only talking about how wrong Ye is. Idk where you're getting your info from
Where is Baby D!!!??? I miss her voice
Her dude wasn't feeling the vibes she was giving Mal
Shit been different since that B Simone episode
@@NotoriousSSV yea 😩
@@juneytoolooney2165 are you sure? I thought she was single lol she been in her feelings since the b Simone episode
“He is almost Jay-Z, his bday’s December 3rd”. Pls never take the mic away from Julian
Mal without a hat is crazy
In a good way
Kick the vape Rory, You clutchin on that thing for your life🤣🤣 we love you man it’s okay
That's metal....IN YOUR LUNGS.
Vape life!
“She’s a lil too excited when he says the train is coming” 🤦♂️🤣🤣
😂😂😂
I’m at work trying not to buss out laughing 😂
Grateful I work from home. I was screaming at the audio, my poor neighbors😅
2:37
Mal: "She knew how to swallow with her mouth open"
Julian: "Ohhh yeah...the 'Gluck'"
The HUH?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I thought I was the only one who caught that 😂🤣... That used to be the sound when someone drunk something in a cartoon... Neva heard someone use the word tho
Elton got him gripped up is crazy😩😩
Nobody caught the Ithaca/Cornell connection, I caught it Rory lol
when mal said he read that your mom is literally the person whos been there your whole life, LOOOL what and where is mal reading these uberfacts?
I thought that was so funny lol
I mean it’s true lol
Nikki beefed with someone from almost every generation of female rap lol
Thank you Mal for staying non biased and true to yourself always ❤
Mal got that akon treatment! Don't be fooled ya'll
And make her keep the baby 😂😂😂
At 1:20:53 Rory is on a bean. Man is having an outer body experience. If he had to sit still he would explode.🤣🤣🤣
Fellas enough wit the Donahue mics
Mal don’t got a clue who Lorne Michaels is 😭😭😭😭 he called him a “her”
Rory: I just seen you with Sheen and Baby! 🤣🤣🤣
Does Mal really not know who Lorne Michaels is???? He called him a her😂😂😂😂
MAL with NO hat 🧢 is CRAAAAAAZZY 🤯
that TISA hat brought back mad nostalgia
I'm going to need to see more no hat Mal 😂💜
I felt Rory and agree, I hope Kanye doesn't say anything to the George family.. Something's you can't come back from..
Where is baby D?? Good morning yall
Her dude wasn't feeling the vibes she was giving Mal
This part! I need baby D!
@@juneytoolooney2165 whhhaattt that's lame
We need answers!!
Y’all being too industry is drifting me away. Sticking up for celebrities because y’all good friends with them or don’t want any beef is just eh. 😐
Let’s gon ahead trade Julian for Demaris back lol we don’t need folks.
People have been saying this for weeks they don't give a fuck what the fans want
@@s.0.u.p896 as soon as she there she gettin killed in the comments so it goes both ways lol. The fans are fickle they dont know what they want.
@@NotoriousSSV I didn’t see her gettin killed in the comments and don’t really give a fuck either. Having a female with some personality is better balance then dude dry lame ass lol
@@NotoriousSSV speak for yourself homie. Just say that lol
Where is Demaris ?
Ayo where baby D at???
I’m not your hard drive 😂😂😂😂
More importantly, free my love, Baby D! Lol
I'm still lookin for these valid points an great intent from Kanye that Mal was talkin about.....love the pod tho
Mal with the Kanye excuses in 2022 smh
Mal without the cap just looks fake, you’d never expect the hairline to look this crispy.
I need bby D back 😭
"Rattin On Rats..."🐀😭😭😭😭😭
Knowing how to swallow with your mouth open is crazy 😮
Nahhh… N.O.R.E. Definitely did it for views he knew Kanye wasn’t getting a platform and knew that he could say all that crazy shit…. Bro watched Kanye say all that crazy shit in front of him, and didn’t think that any of it was “too offensive” to edit out in the post production…. Lebrons team made the decision to not put Kanye’s episode out after the fact, and he could’ve done the same, but still chose to put it out, knowing what he said Point. Blank. Period.
Oh hey Jamil 😍
Julian was def a great addition, I didn't agree at first but it's very obvious now, I'm on board....Where Baby D been at tho??
The fact that the white man on the show had to school the Black man on how dangerous Kanye's rhetoric is...shocking.
"and he would have made her keep the baby"🤣😂😂😂
He just saw 3 rats in Las Lap - and he’s not talking bout rodents! 😂😭😭
I love this pod bro 🤣
If you ever air drunk from a bottle…you have swallowed with your mouth open 😂😂😂
Lil baby being the Jay z of his generation is crazzzyyyy😂😂😂
Not Moneybag took the top off the Maybike! Happy Hump Day 🎉
So nobody was gonna mention how Eddin said "he's the middle ball" he's a sick man😂😂
maL & joe budden do have BAD SPORTS TAKES in common
Where’s baby D?
MAL like many in his age group is a KOBE fan disguised as a LAKERS fan
The white couches 😂😂😂😂😩
calling meek a fed was wiiiiiiiiiiild😭😭
Kanye wasn’t “rubbing people the wrong way”…. he was lying.
Mals take on lebrons 4th ring is so dumb that was probably one of the hardest settings to play basketball in. Shit was pure basketball
Yea yup, def on Amazon ordering a few of the knott pillows. Rory the one not two with the interior decorations
Mall pants blending into the couch is nasty. Look like he has no legs all Torso😅
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
I have real tears in my eye.....WTF 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Mal is an Oculus character
Mal without the hat look like someone cool ass dad taking em to school 😂😂. This shit look crazy
😂
Put a counter on Mal saying we’re living in a simulation
This the funniest episode good job fellas
Mal shot YE & NICKI so much bail... sad
I NEED MY BABY D BACK!!
SAME!!!
Mal without the hat is different!!😍😍
They ratting on rats lmfao
You can hear the baldness from these dudes harping on Mal’s hair man. Grab a weave n move on fellas
Shout out to Mal’s Hairline
Mal was saying “Lakers in Trouble” every game they looked bad in the bubble but when the lakers figure it out & LeBron wins it all now it doesn’t count lol. Classic undercover hate
Right! He was mad af they won and he supposed to be a Laker fan 🤦🏿♂️ his Lebron hate trumps his own squad
Where's Demaris
“Where does data come from?” 😂🐀
funny ass ep. the Mike itkis segment had me dying
These boys good 😂😂
one bright side of the kanye thing is you found out who in your life doesnt have critical thinking skills
I just want outta all this Ye situation is for normal people to see not all mental mental people are off the hinges when battling w/ episodes of Mania/Delusion/Psychosis and/or medications.
I am not ashamed ashamed of my Mental Mental, but I am w/ how people view it & myself & fellow mental mental brothers & sisters as a negative thing or as someone to point at & say, “Be careful careful, they’re “Crazy Crazy””.
We all humanoids at the end of the day & it’s insane insane to me how it’s bout to be 2023 & we still cannot love & uplift one another.
Hey man they said they're "Free Thinkers" not "Critical Thinkers" 🤣
YOO Rory, link me with where I can cop one of those little pillow-ball things you & Mal both holding onto this ep...! I need one of them shits, like, for real 😅
Knot Ball pillow on Amazon... 🤫
Nicki complains and complains. Beyonce and Rihanna would never!
Mal looks funny as hell without a hat lolol😅
Mal pisses me off always wearing hats. What I wouldn’t give to have a hairline yo…
Kanye is if the crazy homeless guy on the subway was a billionaire
Mal I get you're trying to play both sides with Kanye just like Nore but come on bruh you are apart of enabling this dude which is the bigger part of it all. Just like the fans who are enabling this dude instead of saying music genius aside Kanye needs some fkn help! The George Floyd thing alone was completely and utter bs and distasteful af. Kanye called everybody who doesn't agree with him group thinkers but sat on there and spit straight right supremacist rhetoric 🤦🏿♂️ Go buy parlor and say what you want and watch how quick you'll be by your with all your billions.
You said that shit about Disney like he is still alive and is running the company. Rory is smooth brain sometimes
Mal...... you giving Kanye to much grace..... Kanye was way outta line. Point blank.