Jack Harlow Bans Rory | Episode 109 | NEW RORY & MAL
HTML-код
- Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
- Sha boo yah sha sha sha boo yah…roll call! The guys harmonize their way into today’s audio experience. Over the weekend, Rory was uninvited to the Jack Harlow show leaving room for our lyricist of the year and his side chicks. Speaking of side chicks, accomplished author and professional side chick Brittany Renner expands her brand with a fast-food chain. While her “dating” career continues to flourish, Mal’s might be on the upside because of a new Republican dating app. The DM’s are a dark and dirty place (closes eyes and imagine what Julian showed the guys). In other porn news, Kanye continues to insert himself into more controversy. We discuss the potential of a Karaoke night (patreon?) and why the Dream Team would destroy the Redeem Team, + more!
Want MORE Rory & Mal? Sign up for the Patreon!
/ newrorynmal
Join now for exclusive moments and access to the guys + the rest of the New Rory & Mal crew, such as behind the scenes content, unedited/unfiltered episodes, exclusive Patreon-only skits, early looks at merchandise, + so much more!
Follow The Guys:
Rory - @ThisIsRory
Mal - @Mal_ByTheWay
Follow The Crew:
Demaris - @demarisagiscombe
Eddin - @ThankYouEddin
Julian - @Julian__Nicholas
#NewRoryAndMal #jackharlow
Grab your merch & check out the tour dates:
newrorynmal.com/
TIMESTAMPS
(For those that care, I started dropping the timestamps after the youtube video is fully uploaded, cause it was tough to get the correct youtube timestamps from just the audio version)
0:00:00 pod starts, talks about Glorillas middle name, Kanye getting booted off twitter, Rory got denied entry to the Jack Harlow show because of what he said in a past episode. They told that man to turn his mf uber around
0:13:44 Brittany Renner did a commercial for a Krystal Side Chik (Chicken sandwich) campaign
0:19:02 Eddin asks a sick, crazy question that shakes the pod to its core
0:19:58 Have you ever had a chick you smashed falsely put herself as a side chick? During a press run for Black Adam, someone literally crowded surfed their baby to Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. New conservative-only dating app, . The team talks about dating apps in general and how they work, Julian had a girl who shoves camera lenses up her backside hit him up . Whens the last time you DM'd someone from Twitter for a linkup?
0:49:44 Kanye accused of walking around Adidas and showing raunchy videos to Adidas employees and saying whoever is in the video sounds like them. Kanye getting restricted from Twitter and banned on Instagram for his anti-Semitic comments
0:55:37 The team went to a party and Saquan Barkley was there. They found out he's extremely good at Karaoke. What songs do you sing for Karaoke?
1:00:04 Tory Lanez discussion amidst his new 'Sorry 4 What' album release . Does Mal support Tory? In general, at what point do you not take things personal? In 'The Most High' (a song from Tory Lanez released in 2020), Tory has a bar aimed at Mal specifically (2:44 on the actual music vid on youtube if you wanna listen). Tory plans to EP Iggy Azaelia's album
1:12:40 Quavo and TakeOff: Only Built For Infinity Links album, if Mal got it in with Saweetie, would he leave everyone know? Talks about Saweetie's diet, her McDonalds meal
1:17:09 American Gigolo discussion, Redeem team documentary on Netflix
1:28:22 Draymond Green punching Jordan Poole in practice
1:35:32 NFL discussion, Highly touted NBA Draft prospect: Victor Wembanyama,Aaron Judges 62nd homerun ball is worth 2million, Tom Brady got sacked and it was called as roughing the passer even though it was clean, tour information, reddit rumors' claiming Rory and Mal were cold calling people to give away tickets because they couldn't sell out venues. Mal being sneaky on tour by linking up with chicks on the low, but it aint getting passed Julian, tour stories
My Nigga - (Head Nod) - Denzel --- hahah my 2nd account
Appreciate you!!!
really doing god's work here thank you so much. If anyone likes POLAND i did a remix (sorry for the self-promo)
ur the real mvp dawg.
You’re really appreciated. I now wait until I see your comment to watch 🥲
Eddin asking if they “Ever ran a train of a sandwich.” Is Fucking Hilarious 😂😂😂
Rory not being allowed at the jack Harlow show is crazy 😂
😂 real shi. It shows how much of a punk that dude really is. In my opinion Rory is one of the main people you’d want at your show so you could prove how dope of an artist you are. Specifically because of the platform he shares with Mal and because the man knows his music.
facts on facts i'd love to hear that actual call and see Rory face, his team(Harlows) on that clip/clip ish definitely didn't hear the whole pod. they just kept it a hundid they didn't clown him hard they came with the EXACT energy that ANYBODY OUTSIDE OF HIS "VENGERs" whatever they may be called (Jackets) there they have a name. they coming with the same view as the masses when seen lyrist of the year nominees, his team had to expect the side eye, calm tf down. y'all white king gonna be ok
I wouldn't fuck with Jack from that point on
@@b.o.1951 I mean it's probably his team, not him, bit weird though considering DJ Drama has been on the pod
@@b.o.1951 I doubt any of this even got to Jack to be real idk why yall think he makes those calls personally lol
Rory: who is Brittney Renner?
Also Rory: oh yea I met her...had a whole segment about her.
Also Rory: Did you read her book?
Lmao
He always does that lmao, acts like he forgets but somehow he knows every other detail 😂
rory be frontin
Lmao he just tryna be funny 😂 it’s usually not but still, it’s just jokes
@@Eli-ss9gj basically lol
Mal given em actual vocals at 57:45 🤣 you can tell he still practices from the choir days
def 😂😂😂
Facts lol
😂😂😂 glad you caught that
😂😂😂😂😂 Rory singing midnight train to Georgia is beyond crazy 😂😂😂
Mal's explanation of a good side chick...the best, unmatched level of fuckery. I love it. Protect Mal at all cost.
“I’m just waiting for him to give everybody’s masters back” - FACTS RORY !!
Rory n mal needa start taping a documentary now. We need it for the culture. You’ll the father of new media.
💯 They deliver real content. They paving the way in the pod game
Are u serious?
“The father of new media” is a stretch. In fact it’s a pulled muscle. Actually a torn hamstring or bicep. But they’re definitely offspring of this shi and they definitely should document their journey. They’ve been through some shi and they’ve come along way in a short amount of time.
"You'll cowards dont even father new media"
- Viper
Raw or hat when you're on meat?
@1:11:55 Rory: T.I got away from her expediusly! 🤣🤣🤣 that line had me dying!
Congrats on 250k subs! Can’t wait to see this pod hit 1 million 🔥
They doing a horrible job at promoting
RUN TRAIN ON A SANDWICH 🥪
I'll say it yes yes I have run a train on a sandwich 🤣 Actually a few Sandwiches 😅
“If he’s not getting paid then he’s basically just a munch” Rory killed me with that one 😂😂😂
19:02 one of the funniest moments EVER on this podcast 😂😂😂😂 when Mal said 'they giving beds out" I couldn't fucking stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂
I hope Rory and Mal get mic stands soon their wrists must be burning by now after hitting 250k subs
HOLY SH!T was that split necessary. Mal is infinitely more expressive. The chemistry is great.
When Julian said "what if she's stuck in a washer machine I died laughing" 😅😂🤣
Eddin is a 🐐 yoooo Run a Train on a sandwich is the Best Podcast Joke Ever 🤣🤣🤣
Eddin being one of the ones Harlem Hospital gave a bed too got me crying Lmaooooo... “Loaded Lux reference”
☠️
Jordan Poole took that punch like mcloving 😂😂😂
I’m a flight attendant. The things I see people looking at on they phones while I’m Walking down the aisle is crazy 😂😂
This is legit the funniest first 45 minutes ever. "You ever run a train on a sandwich?" is WILD.
"Don't crowd surf your baby....please!" 🤣
I knew that Lyricist episode was gonna cause a problem but I don’t think it was Jack who didn’t want Rory there. Management went into full Mama bear mode.
Damn Jack acting like Dani kicking people out of places 😂. DJ Drama should have shut that down 😂
Rory gotta stop lying sayin Jack Harlow music is "Phenomenal" that's cap, political nonsense
Y’all ever ran a train on a sandwich?! -Eddin 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
This is the best pod in while!! It keeps getting better. Keep this same energy 100%
I knew Rory would catch one for that lyricist of the year episode lol. Rappers are sensitive af.
Jack probably has no idea this happened, and I'm not sure why Drama didn't stop her. Women can be the cause of a lot of drama between men.
Mal being a conservative vegan with a brother that help start rocafella is nuttyyyy
Where is Damaris?! I like when she adds her two cents.
I hope the show standard isn’t that people just disappear. First Karl now D…
Ever ran a train on a sandwich? 🤣 I legit leaned back in my office chair at work and let out an Ernie from Sesame Street laugh. 😂
Haven't seen it in years and can still visualize that 😂😭
Ngl I wanted to see where some of those freestyles was gonna go in the beginning 😂😂
This ep was one for the books. I love you Mal! This pod is my favorite!!!!
😂😂🥱
Clearly way more fun being had over here 😭😂 much more entertaining! 👏🏽👏🏽🔥
Those old geezers to serious all the time 😅
Rory hit his Nail Tech in First Class😂
Eddin: he’s French
Rory: aw shit he’s not gonna make it
Eddin: Bon voyage 😂😂😂😂
Now I’ve been wondering for a few pods why they took Baby D off the B mic?
The story of rory getting banned from the show is hilarious....and so is the convo if Mal was on that conservative dating app. Never really considered IG or Twitter a dating app
I made a killing on IG and Twitter in my youth lol.
52:19 Mal facial expression 😂
Yoo mall sniffing da 20 yard line is fucking hilarious 😂😂
Rory being a midnight train to Georgia guy is hilarious lol
Convinced Rory thinks that him and Mal are actually friends 😂😂😂😂😂
Wym ?😂
Jack prob didn't even care about the lyrisitist of the year comment LOL
ya it was def reading the DMs out loud
The misspelling is crazy
"Those are the da nanana na shoulders"😂😂😂
Taking Uber Pool to some box is crazy 😂😂😂. I took an Uber Pool once and the other passengers were 2 SDSU junior sorority sisters.
I pledged 🕺🏾
Nahhhh do y’all hear Eddin adlibs and background commentary 😂😂😂😂 bruh getting some wild shit off
where is Demaris to school y'all on shabooya I know my girl knows 😩
Mal stay being out of touch with the middle class 😂 Uber Pools was how most people I know got around pre-pandemic. That discount was clutch af
Living in LA that’s all i used and at times it would have in some terrible hoods but the price was so right I couldn’t pass it up
Damn I feel like a goof. Few months back I thought these guys were getting boring so I haven’t watched in a long time.. put this on and I’m halfway through and haven’t stopped laughing
Nah I noticed it too. They really stepped their game up the last few episodes
Rory must've never heard Gary Payton talk about Stockton. If The Glove struggles to guard him, he's legit
30 minutes in and this episode is hilarious already good shit guys
😂😂 and then he gave me a blanket.
Eddin!
Hearing ppl talk about dating apps and what goes on on them, when they don’t use them is always funny…because they’re always way off. Nothing like this has ever happened to me lol this is a unique situation for buddy
I come here because I can actually consume the whole podcast at once some shit you need breaks on this is smooth always
Facts
Pause
@@POUNDAGEOLDinspired lol
Pause
nah this is one of the best in a while lmaooo just pure laughs
53:34 you guys are sick🤦🏿♂️😂
Rory be forgetting not everybody cool the jokes on a podcast lol
Who's idea was it to include Julian more on the pod? They deserve a raise 😅😅
Couldn’t agree more Julian & Eddin are hilarious
Lady on the phone was probably his Manager Neelam lol
“On top of Papi” is insane 😭
I’m certain Rory says he’s old or getting old every episode
yooo you guys don't know the reference of shabooya!!!
SOLANGE IS THE CREATOR 💰💰💰
it's from bring it on: all or nothing (2006)
you guys HAVE to watch the scene and react to it lmao 💯
This is the funniest pod they’ve dropped in a min
all podcasts need time stamps!
1:43:39 THIS MAN SAID WESTBROOK??? YOU MEAN WILSON 🤣
I was at the urinal with a legend is hilarious 🤣 😆
That multiple hammer joke was crazy.
Mal’s been on fire recently
RORY OUT HERE FOR US
47:43 all I think of are the Pardi lyrics
Yellow Dress, who is you
Holla back (HOOTIE HOO)
Run her here Uber Black, send her back Uber Pool
I’m still lost as to why Rory wasn’t allowed in 😂
Rory - "I appreciate ya work" 🤣🤣🤣
Missed Eddin on the mic. Buy a fifth one so we can hear Baby D, too.
Y’all CRAZY AS HELL 😂😂😂😂 the Dream Team is getting SMOKED
Where's Baby D been?!
2 million for a baseball hit by the 7th place guy 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Barry Bonds is the 🐐
The rock didn't support the babies head 💀
Mal has definitely dropped some moneybag emoji's in a Fox News comment section 🤣🤣🤣
Y'all are podding podding!
I'm a Jack Harlow STAN, saw him in Vancouver, and know almost everything about him, and I don't agree with this behaviour. Who knows if Jack knew this happened? I also don't think he was lyricist of the year in spite of dropping a solid project. The instrumentation on CHTKMY was phenomenal though.
Good role players are essential employees lol
NY created the original Uber pool😂dollar van shit we been had dat in the hood
Forget about his football run, imagine footage of the rock smacking mankind with a steel chair in his campaign video
Lool Rory !!! Couldn't get into a Jack Harlow show
Expeditiously 😂😂😂😂😂
You know now that I hear about that Kanye x Mark Comment it makes it feel like when Caucasians say oh but I have black friends 😂
Mal socks matching his Hat is very conservative... haha that's crazy !
YOOOO, y’all needa do a patreon kareoke party
Rory & Mal & the squad should do a news channel skit
Have Freaky E & Baby D as the anchors
Julian as the weatherman lol
& Have Mal & Rory b either the interviewers or Rory do the interview & Mal do sports lol
Cuz they killed the sports segment
Is Joe gonna cover this Rory being banned story? That’s hilarious 😂😂😂
Mal is so far removed from reality. It blows my mind every ep.
Yeah sometimes his tales are like “WTF?”
It’s about time y’all mention the Texas show but Mal don’t say, “DaLLAS” like that! 😂
Nah, that T shirt Rory got on is OD 🤣 need it
This is so fire keep doing what the fuck yall is doing . So funny I am dying over here.
Ranch on spaghetti is 🔥🔥
I need a nba personality to come on the pod and tell Mal he knows nothing about basketball cause mannn 🤦🏽♂️
Nah… y’all gotta do ebony & ivory at karaoke! Return of the Mack is very Kappa-ish, Rory. I can see it in my mind lol.
The new play on home screen and while closed feature is awesome 👏 one click on the pods and can pause resume without needing to watch when I’m working
Still waiting on the spice Rory collab 😂😂