Non-Touhou Player Rates 165 Touhou Characters (ft. kobbob7)
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- Опубликовано: 2 авг 2024
- In this video, kobbob7, someone who doesn't play Touhou, rates 165 Touhou characters!
(The title used to say "Rates EVERY Touhou Character" but I changed it because, come on, there are WAY more characters than these 165)
kobbob7's channel: / @kobbob485
I do not own any of the music, art, or characters shown in this video!
CREDITS:
- Aki★Eda (Art)
- Akimaki Yuu (Art)
- Alphes (Art)
- Genji Asai (Art)
- Makoto Hirasaka (Art)
- Mizutaki (Art)
- Moe Harukawa (Art)
- TOKIAME (Art)
- ZUN (Art, Music, Characters)
FULL LIST OF BACKGROUND MUSIC USED:
- Lullaby of Deserted Hell (TH11) (by ZUN)
- Spiritual Domination ~ Who done it! (TH07) (by ZUN)
- Hakurei ~ Eastern Wind (TH02) (by ZUN)
- Maiden's Capriccio ~ Cappricio (TH04) (by ZUN)
- Shanghai Alice of Meiji 17 (TH06) (by ZUN)
- Doll Judgement ~ The Girl Who Played with People's Shapes (TH07) (by ZUN)
- The Primal Scene of Japan the Girl Saw (TH10) (by ZUN)
- Bamboo Forest of the Full Moon (TH14) (by ZUN)
- Crazy Backup Dancers (TH16) (by ZUN)
- The Long-Awaited Oumagatoki (TH18) (by ZUN)
- The Deviants' Unobstructed Light ~ Kingdom of Nothingness. (TH19) (by ZUN)
- Tengu's Notebook ~ Mysterious Note (TH09.5) (by ZUN)
TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 Intro
2:04 TH01-TH02
3:52 TH03-TH04
5:33 TH05-TH06
7:49 TH07-TH08
10:12 TH09-TH10.5
12:00 TH11-TH12.8
14:09 TH13-TH14.5
16:18 TH15-TH16.5
18:20 TH17-TH18.5
20:22 TH19-Extras
23:01 Credits 
Игры
I was not expecting this video to blow up so much lol. I just want to clarify one more time that these are NOT my ratings! I had someone who doesn’t play Touhou rate the characters, and then I put the ratings into a video.
Also, yes, I did misspell Komachi and Megumu’s names. Whoopsies!
Also, yes, I did use the wrong versions of the PC-98 tracks. Whoopsies!
Also, yes, I did leave out some characters which I shouldn't have. Whoopsies!
Also, yes, that Elly picture is not fully official. What was 6 months ago-me thinking?
Gives Junko 8/10
Gives Chang'e 10/10
Oh no...
Here come the angry 2hu jerkers
TOTAL lunarian death
@@Judginn I predicted ìt.
Rip purified to death
ARE YOU WATCHING THIS RATING VIDEO CHANG’E?
"looks happy to be alive"
"Four out of ten"
Who hurt you bro?
8:46 "silly ability"
Ability: *_i n s t a n t d e a t h_*
i like how seija got rated really low because to her that would be really high
"Maids are no longer cool"
I expected him to rate her 11/10 or smth but he earned my respect
as an avid sakuya supporter i respected him so much the moment he said that
Sakuya is not as impressive after Yumeko.
Considering it was 2002, it's wrong
i mean if i were show that sakuya desing i would also give her a low ranking and i say this as a sakuya fan that its her worst desing by FAR
tfw Shion gets called a con artist when the actual scammer is her sister,
maybe because she's always poor
There all con artists btw
@@cha0trix493 ok aya
He's just casually murdering through some of my personal favorites, I'll never recover from this. At least Okuu got a high ranking, I'll take that any day and respect him for it.
Jokes aside, everyone obviously has their own opinions, and it was honestly really nice & refreshing to see a non-Touhou fan rating our beloved Touhous. Some of his remarks were pretty funny too. Also, just gotta say your editing is pretty great too. Overall, awesome video!
Yeah, he gets thrown into a massive pool of characters. That's why he thinks there are many nothing characters.
yaragarasu
now force him to play every game
That’s my end goal >:)
@@irtoukI hope he suffer playing the game cuz how he said stuff to low rated touhou girls especially him calling eiki stupid
@@shikieikiyamaxanadu-qh8yyyeah Eiki Shiki is a literally hell/heaven judger
@@Danial_Star368haha short
@@shikieikiyamaxanadu-qh8yyI hope he suffer too. Specialy on TH 14 with youkai trio
They need vengeance
13:37 that was pretty unexpected...
consider he just gave okuu 10 because yatagarasu
i thought he would give nue 10 as well because galaxy collapse
gd player so it makes sense
Top 1
@@sightorld Whats gd?
@@panetoneninjacanal2692 geometry dash?
characters this person listed as a 10/10:
alice magatroid
cirno
patchouli knowledge
flandre scarlet
merlin prismriver
yuyuko saigyouji
yukari yakumo
mystia lorelei
reisen udongein inaba
kaguya houraisan
suwako moriya
tenshi hinanawi
kisume
utsuho reiuji
soga no tojiko
mononobe no futo
wakasagihime
sekibanki
shinmyoumaru
raiko horikawa
doremy sweet
mai teireida
okina matara
eika ebisu (based)
yuuma toutetsu
sunny milk
chang'e (???)
overall interesting list
Really like how they called Koishi a "basic person", considering she literally does 'blend in with the crowd'
Thank you for the "8/10" on Gengetsu, she's so underrated that's actually illegal
Am I the only one who thinks she looks like Lily White and Medicine Melancholy combined?
I have this thing for a bunch of other PC-98s as well.
@@f.u.m.o.5669 Yeaaa I can see why you think that, I kinda see it too
15:55 The only correct answer
Based
the fact that cirno wasn't rated 9/9 was criminal
8:04 Funny story... Reimu and Chen were originally one and the same.
Several of his notes made me laugh. Many were lazy but that's to be expected with so many characters. Interesting editing style... enjoyable experience overall
As a Medicine fan, I find Intriguing that his comment to her was "I hate her stupid name 0/10" cuz my first impression of Medicine was in Touhou Wiki (precisely the Hill of the Nameless page) and I really liked her name for some reason. Today she's without a doubt my favorite character in the entire series.
I did not expect to see my sprite rips of Sariel and and Konngara to be here.
Oh, sorry, I didn’t really think of crediting the people who ripped the sprites. Would you like me to credit you in the description?
Nah, its good. @@irtouk
@@KonngaraFan Alright!
There's something powerful about waiting to see a simple statement in quotation marks
12:08 Dear God...
His rating is totally random and the quote have little to do with the score and i love it
**Gives Byakuren 5/10 and Miko 9/10**
**Taoism vs buddhism intensifies**
Miko > byakuren tbh
really like this editing style, its so simple yet original and entertaining
12:50 Based and Geometry Dash pilled
A fun experiment on your part, but I do have two observations to make:
1) I think you were a bit unfair to SinGyoku, not showing them the anthropomorphic forms (no wonder they said "Not a character" if all they saw was an orb).
2) Despite the title emphasizing "EVERY", a few characters were missed, too. Sure, the status of some as 'characters' is debatable (Evil Eye Sigma, for instance), but even by the strictest definitions, Ruukoto and the Giant Catfish went missing. (Now, I absolutely would have loved to see them go "Not a character" more decisively against the Five Magic Stones, lol).
Now, not to get all-negative, I will share my favorite gem from kobbob7, I absolutely loved it, as I did the premise for this video. ❤
Here goes:
kobbob7 on Mima: "I don't like the colors"
kobbob7 on Konngara: "I like the colors"
Also kobbob7: _Gives them both the same rating_
Viewer: _Visible confusion_
Thanks for the feedback! I agree that I should’ve showed all 3 forms of SinGyoku, but I feel like the addition of characters such as Giant Catfish and Five Magic Stones would’ve caused a few issues, as I would’ve had to include other characters who felt more like “creatures” and “objects” rather than characters. Some of the characters who I think fall under those categories are Kasen’s pets, Hisoutensoku, Alice’s dolls, and maybe even some of the minor characters. Adding in these characters would make the experiment much longer, and probably more annoying on kobbob7’s part. So, I tried to make this fun for both me and kobbob7 by only including the characters who weren’t too obscure, and could actually be rated and talked about. But, what defines an entity as a “character” is pretty subjective, and I can definitely see where you’re coming from. But, yeah, I probably should’ve included Five Magic Stones and Two Red Dots considering they’re both a type of a boss.
@@irtouk Honestly yes, I get that you can't add absolutely everything both because the list is too big and something is bound to get missed, and because kobbob7 would probably get tired of entities with almost no lore/personality to go through. I really only feel a bit sore about Ruukoto specifically, because I think out of everyone that was left out she has arguably the strongest claim to "this one deserved to be included too".
Regarding the "including the stones because they're a boss" afterthought, I do think that logic would have applied more strongly to the catfish, who is straight up a Final Boss and is unambiguously a sentient individual showing a bit of personality.
@@yokaipinata1416 Alright! I’m actually working on a video which involves the characters, so I’ll be sure to include more of them. I know I’ve said this already, but thanks for all the feedback! Since this is my first experience with posting somewhat-high quality videos, feedback is probably the best thing for me at the moment. Greatly appreciate it!
>not a touhou fan
>clearly knows which music tracks are the most banger from each game
idk chief something's not adding up here
he already knew some of the themes and memes, Touhou isn't a very unpopular game.
Bro didn't watch the intro
@@QuaintOG FOOL! Listening to a any Touhou theme for 0.01 seconds automatically makes any person into a Touhou fan!
Should've made a list of all average scores at the end there, but otherwise funny video
Satori and koishi 😭
Shion is not a con artist 😭 she's just being used by her sister
16:54
Ok HOW DID I GUESS THAT WHEN WE GOT TO CLOWNPIECE THERE WAS GONNA BE A MERICA JOKE?
Were you really not expecting a 'Murica joke at Clownpiece?
looks like 10/10 for clownpiece
This dude is just on point
Concise and to the point with each character, just how it should be.
Can't wait for the gameplays, the fights will definietly change the opinions for the worse, lol.
Orange: orange
Ayana: tiny
"what the heck is Makai"
Greater Fairy: 2
Little Devil: one!
Flandre Scarlet: i like her wings (reasonable response)
Chen: Reimu copy (unjustified response)
Lyrica Prismriver: idk
Merlin Prismriver: N/A
Ran Yakumo: why does she have pants on her head? (Thanks, I hate it)
Wriggle Nightbug: i hate her name
Tewi Inaba: poo
Eirin Yagokoro: checker
Kaguya Houraisan: funny Touhou face meme
Eiki Shiki: stupid (presumably hates the law)
Minoriko Aki: get her feet outta here
Hina Kagiyama: emo boots
Nitori Kawashiro: Jesus in disguise
MoF stage 4 midboss: no (based)
Sanae Kochiya: i don't like her orrr i do (Actual Reimu Copy)
Tenshi Hinanawi: i didn't read anything, but i like how she looks
Kisume: bucket (fax)
Parsee Mizuhashi: why is she holding macaroni
Yuugi Hoshiguma: i don't like her
Rin Kaenbyou: N/A (should've used the SA portrait)
Satori Komeiji: side eye
Utsuho Reiuji: yatagarasu (GD, right? Based rating)
Koishi Komeiji: most basic person ever (blonde)
Nazrin: there's so many nothing characters (naides)
Unzan: ugly (R.I.P.)
Hatate Himekaidou: big head (unbased rating)
Yoshika Miyako: stupid zombie (R.I.P.)
Toyosatomimi no Miko: baseball bat
Hata no Koroko: why is she a pumpkin (PUMPKINS ARE NOT VEGETABLES)
Wakasagihime: fish
Sekibanki: giraffe
Kagerou Imaizumi: N/A (You should have said wolf! Dammit, Bobby!)
Benben Tsukumo: biwabokuboku
Yatsuhashi Tsukumo: copy of Benben
Seija Kijin: lame personality (lame opinion)
Shinmyoumaru Sukuna: bowl
Sumirenko Usami: i hate seeing her pop up on the Touhou game
Ringo: Ringo is dead (No, he's still here)
Sagume Kishin: you get 5 points for each half of a pair of wings
Eternity Larva: get squished
Mai Teireida: plant ( :) )
Satono Nashida: plant ( :( )
Okina Matara: door
Kutaka Niwatari: i hate sore throats
Mayumi Joutouguu: most basic person ever (Wait a minute...)
Keiki Haniyasushin: too confusing (Skill issue)
Yuuma Toutetsu: only a sporkful
Takane Yamashiro: if she says go fish, i'm gonna lose it
Megumu (Meguma in video) Lizunamaru: snowballs
Son Biten: wrong game, Pit
Enoko Mitaugashira: wrong franchise, John Kramer
Tokiko: nerd
Sunny Milk: goated name
Karen Ibaraki: why is she looking at me like that
Kosuzu Motoori: nerd
As a long-time Touhou fan, this video was very funny!
“fat”
12:50
You can easily tell from the commend that the person who rates the character is a Geometry Dash Player
"Non-Touhou Player" doesn't mean anything in the grand scheme of things.
Genji 0/10 is a sin.
I actually kinda noticed that after I made about half the video. While I did say “Non-Touhou player”, I gave kobbob7 a basic rundown of the character’s personality and abilities. So, I guess the only things he couldn’t really go off of were themes, community opinions, and memes. But, even then, he already knew a bit of the themes and memes beforehand.
@@irtouk You know nearly nothing about a Touhou character if you have never tasted their danmaku.
I like that this somewhat presented a more unbiased opinion. Touhou players would be like SaKUyA Is SO CoOl!!
12:43 "I forgive you, but my 76 spellcards don't!"
Should put kobbo7's live reaction next time which is just a png based on your rating, lol
I need to find the location of this guy
I Just wanna talk to him
Ouch poor Eiki (my favorite character). At least Seki, Waka, and Iku got high marks.
And damn my favorite cast (UFO) got slaughtered
this was the funniest shit i've seen this day lmao
5:07 Oh my god I'm not the only one who thinks Hikariko looks like a bug lmao
11:22 I find this ironic since i saw a meme that says momiji is one of the most popular characters of touhou from just design alone also 14:53 owlhead also also I want to ask if the 15:54 score and description is literal or if its being affected by her ability
Yes, he did give Seija a 1/10, and said “lame personality”
@@irtouk ah ok so it was literal and no reversing stuff shenanigans going on thank you for the clarification
@@danelassiter6838 No problem!
I don't think they were taking this very seriously, or if they were, they are the harshest critic I've ever seen
rip wriggle
Rumia needs more love 😢
nuh uh
Rumia: *chews your left arm and both of your legs
I won't complain about the rankings, as most of my favourites got high marks (Miko, Okina, Zanmu, Yumemi, Mokou), but its a shame he found Tsukasa to be ugly. I can't help but feel that her UM artwork could have saved her... Also, ouch, the UFO cast got trashed badly.
22:14 - Ah, Junko won't like that ranking for Chang'e... Wait, why is Chang'e here anyway? Is it just because of LoLK?
To answer your question, I put in Chang'e because she played a decently large part in LoLK’s plot. But, with that logic, I probably should’ve included some other characters, so that’s kind of a mistake on my part. I do plan on including more characters in future videos, though.
wing bias
10/10 on Doremy, holy based
Wow, I saw every touhou character in just 20 minutes. That was fast
I had to pause at Byakuren's rating for a sec...
MIZUCHI ISNT LAME ;-;
Hina definitely has emo boots
seija got a 1/10?
oh well more wife for me
Seija's into that shit lol
That's probably a win in Seija's book(?)
Man fuckin' loves trumpets. Honesty, based.
hib guys == kobbob7 here thank you all for giuvingh much love to my dear sibling kuotri whats up guys kobbob7 here
7:28 Friendship with kobbob ended
I think you were lying anyway, because when Marisa was introduced, he knew what a youkai was
We all know yumeko is the superior blade maid :)
@@panetoneninjacanal2692 tf is a yumeko
rewatch the intro
kobbob was given some basic information about each character
FINALLY someone else acknowledges how peak kisume is
Fortune teller where
How many characters got 10/10 list down below:
Alice, Cirno, Patchouli, Flandre, Merlin, Yuyuko, Yukari, Mystia, Reisen, Kaguya, Suwako, Tenshi, Kisume, Utsuho, Tojiko, Futo, Wakasagihime, Sekibanki, Shinmyomaru, Raiko, Doremy, Windows Mai, Okina, Eika, Yuuma, Sunny, Chang’e.
My man got some funky taste for characters but I’ll respect it.
me after seeing him rate nitori 5/10: ITS JOEVER
Ngl as a sakuya fan, if i never saw tohou before and i were show that sprite of sakuya as my only image i'd also give a low ranking :/
I really wanna participate but uhh i got too much knowledge
Fire him into the sun for underrated the Hifuu girls!
me disappointed after he gives junko an 8/10
*gives okuu a 10/10*
you are the best person i have met today, sir.
N/A 4 goblin naice 👍
Suggestion: Touhou Character Viewer Voting
includes all Touhou character, PC98 even extra
rng decides to choose few touhou character to be voted
viewer can vote until deadline (unlike popularity poll, it'll be burden to setup)
for selected ones, highest vote means eliminated, or death sfx (reminds me BFDI without event sequence)
Really good idea! I used to be really into object shows, so I know exactly what you're talking about. The only problem is that my fanbase isn't large enough for something like that. But, I'll definitely do some sort of elimination-type experiment in the future. Thanks for the suggestion!
@@irtouk i tried with creating series called "Touhou Lostword Viewer Voting" but nobody interested to it
so, elimination style can be changed per part like "highest vote = save", "most closest to average vote = death"
i never said how many elimination per part, i recommend two or three per part in beginning
Yes hecatia designs is a -5 but the rest is very good
I like how you play the music a game ahead than the one you're on. It really pisses me off for some reason.
7:03 *how did kobbob not make the obvious joke*
8:04 what
That's literally what I thought about Chen is Reimu
To be fair, I thought Mokou was somehow related to Reimu (like an opposite/reverse design) until I actually played IN. The colors and talisman motif look vaguely similar.
should've gone for Rin's SA artwork to be honest
Poor Yoshika what did she do :(
died, if i had to guess
i love his reasoning for 10/10 yuyuko. absolute death truly is silly.
REISEN PATRIOTS IN CONTROL!!!!
Bro is sending 80% of 2hu fans to the hospital, we need revenge. Make him play every single game.
Giving Wakasagihime a 10 only to just say “fish” may be the most based thing I’ve ever heard anyone say
Also I like how he rated Utsuho highly because of GD
Me (A Non-Touhou Player) wathing a Non-Touhou Player rating every Touhou character
Casually makes almost all touhou fans and simps mad
tsukasa isn't ugly ;-;
alt: "douchebag personality" 0/10
My head burnt
Mystia got 10 that's all I needed to see.
NOOOOOO NOT KOISHI AND NUEEE
"four eyes"
*gives Rikako a 4/10*
Keine: 0
Parsee: 2
Oh you mean wars
Sekibanki 10/10
Idk who the non touhou fan is, but I like their opinion
Yuuka 8/10
Shinki 5/10
Meiling 8/10
Yuyuko 10/10
Iku 8/10
Utsuho 10/10
Hecatia 1/10
Well, at least 5 out of my 7 Touhou girls got good scores. This was honestly pretty hilarious.
based alice 10/10
not him calling the coolest and strongest maid "not cool"..
i feel like you pretty much will get this guy bullied
Renko’s score was totally uncalled for even her girlfriend Merry got a higher score than her
Gives Yumemi 10/10
Yumemi does have too many Upgrades
Gives Hong Meiling 1/10
Such as Upgraded Yumemi Okazaki from Touhou 3 PoDD
Gives Watatsuki No Yorihime Death/10
Note: this phone died and because of charging port broke (Rest in Peace 🕊️)
Gives Nue Houjuu ♾️/10
my second phone: OPPO A57 (2022) (Coming Soon)
Gives Tenshi Hinawani 10/10
my main phone: Samsung Galaxy A04s (Such as Samsung Galaxy A15)
This video is just trying to piss me off
They actually inserted the REIMU picture of TH19 into TH1
why so many Snae haters? I feel lonely...
He has such Bad opinions
It's okay, there are a lot of Touhou fans who aren't Touhou players.
Chang'e 10/10 😐 ok brooooooou? Jajajaj 😂
kaguya above mokou
dude you feeling good?
The only rating that matters:
Chimata: Gay/10