@Pro Semite sexual relations with something other than a person, a person is a being capable of conscious thought, of reason, morality and is intelligent I believe your classic alien with spaceships would fit that criteria
I would snap at people not going to their grandma's birthday.. take it from me.. you never know if she's gonna have another birthday.. that's one of the biggest regrets of my life.. we actually went to her birthday but since i was busy playing with my cousins i just greeted her and didn't actually had a proper conversation.. and then months later she passed away.. 2018 and i still miss her to this day... i still cry every time i reminisce on our old memories... A lesson to all... Hug the people closest to you.. and tell them how much you love them.. you never know if that person will still be there.. so never take their existence for granted.. Peace y'all
No one Me: *makes meme* me : up late watching fainted videos. *peter griffin on tablet* *noticed that im doing that and the clock is at 5: 51 and i get up at 6* #prayforme #sleepmeplease #killedbycreeper #creeperisalarmclock #immastopnow
"sadining,saddining,sadinging?" what ever he seid ik i cant spell it nore is it a real word im trying to say that "saddinginging -_-" is not a real word..... lol
1:24 bro that was literally me once, I was in a very nice dream then the alarm went off and I knew I was gonna wake up and get out of the dream so I was like "AH F**K"... Get this to 100 likes if you wanna know what the dream was... I'll be checking and if we do I'll edit this comment and tell you it (DISCLAMER ITS PRETTY DISTURBING).
If onions are crunchy, they are not cooked. When you do cook them, they take on the flavour of whatever your cooking them with and enhances the flavour of the dish, and the texture is much more appealing.
Fainted: doesn’t like onions
*Shrek wants to know your location.*
Onions.... Have layers... Why can't people understand?
He be eating them made in someplaceville onions
Is he eating them raw?
oscar thomas hell yeah
Ay
When you learn that the explosion is actually just chicken
*Confused screaming*
Petition to make episode 69 1 hour
Petition to make it 1 hour and 9 minutes
Nah 7 hours
no 6 hours and 9 mnutes
Now this with 69 likes
Name.
Make episode 69 420 hours long
2:48 lmaooo My dumb self thought that was a chunk loading error in Minecraft
Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger
e p i c
Same
Well done veteran
Wtf?
XD
The grandma one where no one showed up for her birthday kinda hurt :c
My heart just broke
Atleast the person most important to her came
entraptaa!
So did the baby one
Idc if i get in trouble at work, best believe i'm coming
Fainted: onions are trash
In and out burger: I am confusion
He lives in Europe...
@@blurr1864 uk?
@@nino1397 He said Europe mate
@@nino1397 I dont know exactly what country in he lives so I just said Europe
@@Trinthegay uk is in europe...
Hello( sorry for bad English)
Hola( sorry for bad English)
Hah send pics
hey (sorry for bad japanese)
Lol (Plz forgive me for bad English, I’m from France)
Furret And Sylveon Animations r/wooooosh dumb furry
9:21
This made me extremely sad I’m not even kidding I just wanna give her a hug
How do you spell *orange*?
_The color or the fruit?_
The fruit.
_Aren't they just the same?_
*BOI IF YOU DON'T-*
Your pfp is soo cute 💜👑
Hawks-
Twitter is a place for damaged children
I'm a proud member
How could you say that onions are bad.
emrald spelled wrong I mean if you eat them by them selves than there gross but mixed together 👌👌👌👌
emrald spelled wrong He’s not brain dead like you guys with your broken taste buds
Last Man Gaming101 you piece of macaroni and shit.
Ogres are like onions
@@emeraldspelledwrong1376 totally agree
us *running* to grandmas house: 🏃♂️🏃♂️
Grandma running to your house: 🚶♀️🚶♀️
granny driving to a local church 🏇
granny driving to ur house:🚶🚶
Me goin to grandma:🏇🏇🏇 *down the stairs*
@Angelina Adger was? WAS?
1:37 I thought I was in a Discord call and I got scared since I was laughing so hard 😳😳
bro same i had just came back drom discord
same i but i thought i was unmuted cause i was in a call
9:23 i will fight my entire family to find that granny and give her a bunch of gifts and make her feel special after no on showed up at her party
I broke down because of that, I dunno why. I don't even know her
Laxum Menare i was about to cry i felt so bad
I’m genuinely angry at those people not showing up for their grandma’s birthday.
We’re 42 episodes into this and we still haven’t figured out why Twitter is free
Clap them alien cheek
Me:isn't that like bestiality kind of ??
Not if they look like humans.
Consent
If they are an intelligent species, then no
Well yes,but actually no
@Pro Semite sexual relations with something other than a person, a person is a being capable of conscious thought, of reason, morality and is intelligent
I believe your classic alien with spaceships would fit that criteria
question: you ever hear someone ask you a question while your half asleep and dream you answered them?
yea
4:36
Kid: Why grandma on the floor mama?
Mom: Lets just say she *fainted*
Chocolate Chile lmao
yes
the way he pick up dat baby doe 8:36
The episode that ive been waiting for this whole day
This man doesn't like onions, uses light mode, and dyes his hair blonde. We don't need to flame him. We just need to be disappointed.
That last one though hurt my heart
Fainted: *doesn't likes onions*
Me super randomly: oNiOnS hAvE LaYeRs
5:17 - i thought it looked like a robot reading a book on a table, im dead.
00:57 omg i saw that episode a few days ago! (I watch on a free app so the episodes takes longer for them to upload lmao)
Aww I feel so bad for the granny one I'm literally crying
What would happen if Nigeria is playing Germany?
mjstc oh no
oh wait
mjstc I can’t with this
Fainted: “onions are TRASH”
Me: “same”
I kinda want to just have a flood so I could be trapped in a car by myself while my family is worried about me and I’m just vibin
We ain't gonna talk about how dr.phil has offbrand airpods in? 👁️👁️
They have a cover
4:50
This is so fucking true?
I thought I was the only one!
Fainted uploads during me doing homework
Reality is often disappointing
*stops doing homework*
Lol just found out my grandma died last night
No joke but bruh moment
I don't like onions, I mean I'll use it to season meat and cook with but once I'm eating and I get one amma throw it out
Same
I would snap at people not going to their grandma's birthday.. take it from me.. you never know if she's gonna have another birthday.. that's one of the biggest regrets of my life.. we actually went to her birthday but since i was busy playing with my cousins i just greeted her and didn't actually had a proper conversation.. and then months later she passed away.. 2018 and i still miss her to this day... i still cry every time i reminisce on our old memories...
A lesson to all... Hug the people closest to you.. and tell them how much you love them.. you never know if that person will still be there.. so never take their existence for granted..
Peace y'all
Fainted: I don’t like onions
Me: hmmm, that unsubscribe button looks really nice right now. Thinking of pressing it.
I HATEW ONIONS, I WILL NEVER LET U LIVE THIS DOWN!
3:47 why you gotta do us like daaaaaat😩😩😩
Is Dr Phill wearing fake AirPods? Lit. 🔥
you clearly have never had onion rings from burger king 👑
NOOO9OO921
This is how many people love this channel and how Twitter is free
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Frigging like beggar stfu
Ik uwu
Ik uwuwu
it just takes a whispering sound from fainted and the goosebumps start to raise
Fainted: I hate onions they have no flavour
Onion rings: am I a joke to you?
That houston bit was legit. Just went through it and your videos really help :)
9:21 story of my life, I feel for granny that crap sucks
I love this series so much
No one
Me:
*makes meme*
me : up late watching fainted videos.
*peter griffin on tablet*
*noticed that im doing that and the clock is at 5: 51 and i get up at 6*
#prayforme #sleepmeplease #killedbycreeper #creeperisalarmclock
#immastopnow
1:40 Thought that was my discord going off, replayed the bit like 4 times to make sure
Well looks like my homework won't be done for monday
Cherry Slurpee DUDE I BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU! AXELEI NEED YOU NOW!
Cherry Slurpee or else...
1:38 you deadass made me open up discord and everything to check If i joined a call by accident
"sadining,saddining,sadinging?" what ever he seid ik i cant spell it nore is it a real word im trying to say that "saddinginging -_-"
is not a real word..... lol
8:19 the only child unboxing in the planet you can put on RUclips and has context what makes sense.
Hello( Sorry for Bad Spanish).
Nihqi big L
It's fine
Hola
@TTV Swagnational Sorry No speak English
น้องของฉันฉี่เล็ก
sorry for bad thai
Man likes his onions like he likes his women. He doesn’t.
will daddy fainted heart my comment if i give him a free slice of garlic bread
No
Hamood habibi hamood
Yes, no, maybe so?
4:48 i had a series of nightmares for a few days where i physically wasn’t able to scream in them
Petition for us to throw a party for that poor lady.
👇🏻
im singing it
1:24 bro that was literally me once, I was in a very nice dream then the alarm went off and I knew I was gonna wake up and get out of the dream so I was like "AH F**K"...
Get this to 100 likes if you wanna know what the dream was... I'll be checking and if we do I'll edit this comment and tell you it (DISCLAMER ITS PRETTY DISTURBING).
If I could commit any crime , I’d steal Fainted’s heart
Edit : needed to first my grammar
If i was able to commit any crime, Id steal Fainteds Heart*
Cosmxs ah English isn’t my first language thank you
4:50 I’ll be running from some *really* scary shit, and gravity just decides to up and leave.
Anyone insults dr phil and I'll put you on Jeremy Kyle.
KFC cannot talk, these men made a dating game with The Kernel.
GOGITO BLUE it's a copypasta
Kentucky fried explosion.
Where to find us: Hiroshima and Nagasaki
Fainted: says onions are trash
Me: How can you say something so controversial yet so brave
WHY YOU GOTTA DO THE DISCORD SOUND EFFECTS AT 1:37
The grandma one actually brought me to tears
3:24 anyone else seeing
🙎🏿♂️ 🙎🏿♂️ 🙎🏿♂️ 🙎🏿♂️ 🙎🏿♂️
👩🏼
Uh oh
Now that you say it
"Fainted doesn't like onions"
Fainted can't cook confirm
I’m not first I’m not last but when fainted uploads I make an unoriginal comment fast
4:42 that was basically minecrafters back in alpha "running" away from creepers and zombies. They just casually walk away screaming....
Wanna hear a joke ...
GIRLFRIEND 🤣
I broke my ass
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
Gotta dislike, this the feelings police, but I can't really get to you so this is the only way I can punish you.
8:32 why he picking up the baby like he bout to fuck it up🤣🤣🤣🤣
:P
Fainted
did you Naruto run at the Area 51 raid
4:38
Ive never laughed so hard- and the worst part is.. I was in a meeting call.
FAINTED I GOT A GF EPIC GAMER MOMENT (AND OTHER LIES YOU CAN TELL YOUR SELF)
A sick Sunday needs this
163 views
365 likes
MAKES SENSE.
"All i get from them is this weird crunchy feeling"
Dude legit eating raw onion
Fainted, try fried onions. I hate onions normally but not if they are fried.
WHEN YOU SAID WHERE THE HECK IS THAT MUSIC COMING FROM I GOT A SPOTIFY PREMIUM AD OMFG BRUH
He roasted Onions? Well your surfing skills makes me cry more than when I cut onions
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0:08 not even close to SpaceX launch but its fainted, what did you expect
"animal crossing will be more fun... If you can commit a crime"
*shoots Isabelle*
*apparently your pfp is a outfoxed gaming thumbnail*
If onions are crunchy, they are not cooked. When you do cook them, they take on the flavour of whatever your cooking them with and enhances the flavour of the dish, and the texture is much more appealing.
Not having onion in your food is like leaving out the lambsauce
9:20 bruh dats mad disrespectful tf
Dr phil either wearing fake airpods or spent a fuck ton to get em painted
ok but we not gonna talk about how that baby would be living so lavishly if the person could’ve just kept it
5:54 man out here driving the StormBerg from GTA V
Fainted: I dont like onions
Kiera Bridget: there goes that
I legit jumped when the join call sound effect came up. 1:37
8:42 who picks up a baby like that 😂 Literally gasped when he grabbed her
"..but..we're just annoying people"
I'M IN! I LOVE ANNOYING PEOPLE
5:41 we experience this almost every hurricane season
How is twitter free #69 better be a 69 minute special
normal onions? trash
grilled onions? heaven
hotel? trivago
Subtitles irl would be terrible and amazing
5:55 man Huston be drowning but Mission and McAllen? Drowning in heat
That bloody discord sound made me think someone joined my call xD
That baby one legit made me angry. Who puts a BABY in a suitcase?