How is Twitter free? #27

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  • Опубликовано: 30 янв 2025

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  • @fainted
    @fainted  5 лет назад +7615

    discord: i have never seen Shrek
    me: reinstalls Skype

  • @uncledave5016
    @uncledave5016 5 лет назад +2757

    A kid named Kyle at my school got suspended for beating up a bin

  • @ABreadClip
    @ABreadClip 5 лет назад +454

    0:57 I would’ve accepted the free Pokémon card packs any day

    • @SHRIIMPSUCKS
      @SHRIIMPSUCKS 4 года назад +1

      Fr tho

    • @DaddyExcy
      @DaddyExcy 4 года назад +6

      They hella expensive 5$ for a 10 card pack fuck yeah I’ll take one

    • @r3gret2079
      @r3gret2079 4 года назад +5

      Shiiiiit im 32 n fuck yes I'd be takin that free pack any day.
      Edit: oh shit, I forgot I turned 33 last month. Dammit.

    • @likehowdudehelp
      @likehowdudehelp 4 года назад +2

      @@r3gret2079 happy late birthday

    • @navananower
      @navananower 4 года назад

      fax especially in a gas station i barely ever see pokemon cards there

  • @Auprrz
    @Auprrz 5 лет назад +2238

    at least discord tweets should be dark mode

  • @peanutnoodle
    @peanutnoodle 5 лет назад +952

    0:06
    when your mom calls you and you say “what” but she doesnt answer and calls you again.

  • @Joshyb1030
    @Joshyb1030 5 лет назад +847

    Announcer:
    And now the nations of the world, brought to you by Yakko Warner!
    Yakko:
    United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama
    Haiti, Jamaica, Peru,
    Republic Dominican, Cuba, Carribean
    Greenland, El Salvador too.
    Puerto Rico, Columbia, Venezuela
    Honduras, Guyana, and still,
    Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina
    And Ecuador, Chile, Brazil.
    Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, Bermuda
    Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan,
    Paraguay, Uruguay, Suriname
    And French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam.
    Norway, and Sweden, and Iceland, and Finland
    And Germany now one piece,
    Switzerland, Austria, Czechoslovakia
    Italy, Turkey, and Greece.
    Poland, Romania, Scotland, Albania
    Ireland, Russia, Oman,
    Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia
    Hungary, Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran.
    There's Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan
    Both Yemens,…
    Announcer:
    And now the nations of the world, brought to you by Yakko Warner!
    Yakko:
    United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama
    Haiti, Jamaica, Peru,
    Republic Dominican, Cuba, Carribean
    Greenland, El Salvador too.
    Puerto Rico, Columbia, Venezuela
    Honduras, Guyana, and still,
    Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina
    And Ecuador, Chile, Brazil.
    Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, Bermuda
    Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan,
    Paraguay, Uruguay, Suriname
    And French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam.
    Norway, and Sweden, and Iceland, and Finland
    And Germany now one piece,
    Switzerland, Austria, Czechoslovakia
    Italy, Turkey, and Greece.
    Poland, Romania, Scotland, Albania
    Ireland, Russia, Oman,
    Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia
    Hungary, Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran.
    There's Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan
    Both Yemens,…
    Announcer:
    And now the nations of the world, brought to you by Yakko Warner!
    Yakko:
    United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama
    Haiti, Jamaica, Peru,
    Republic Dominican, Cuba, Carribean
    Greenland, El Salvador too.
    Puerto Rico, Columbia, Venezuela
    Honduras, Guyana, and still,
    Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina
    And Ecuador, Chile, Brazil.
    Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, Bermuda
    Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan,
    Paraguay, Uruguay, Suriname
    And French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam.
    Norway, and Sweden, and Iceland, and Finland
    And Germany now one piece,
    Switzerland, Austria, Czechoslovakia
    Italy, Turkey, and Greece.
    Poland, Romania, Scotland, Albania
    Ireland, Russia, Oman,
    Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia
    Hungary, Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran.
    There's Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan
    Both Yemens,…
    Announcer:
    And now the nations of the world, brought to you by Yakko Warner!
    Yakko:
    United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama
    Haiti, Jamaica, Peru,
    Republic Dominican, Cuba, Carribean
    Greenland, El Salvador too.
    Puerto Rico, Columbia, Venezuela
    Honduras, Guyana, and still,
    Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina
    And Ecuador, Chile, Brazil.
    Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, Bermuda
    Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan,
    Paraguay, Uruguay, Suriname
    And French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam.
    Norway, and Sweden, and Iceland, and Finland
    And Germany now one piece,
    Switzerland, Austria, Czechoslovakia
    Italy, Turkey, and Greece.
    Poland, Romania, Scotland, Albania
    Ireland, Russia, Oman,
    Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia
    Hungary, Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran.
    There's Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan
    Both Yemens,…
    Bro you asked and if I get ban I’m literally gonna die

    • @lorcanb7d164
      @lorcanb7d164 5 лет назад +8

      It’s a brilliant sight

    • @thememearemybabies629
      @thememearemybabies629 5 лет назад +11

      Doge master Im sorry but you have been banned for spam

    • @Joshyb1030
      @Joshyb1030 5 лет назад +6

      Frick

    • @pudzygaming1326
      @pudzygaming1326 4 года назад +5

      Here’s something longing it’s a pinned comment ;) ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html

    • @tgburleson4271
      @tgburleson4271 4 года назад +2

      Doge master wow

  • @sherkbeans2515
    @sherkbeans2515 5 лет назад +3407

    My long commet:
    Edit 1: Tysm for 0 likes!!!!!
    Edit 2: MAKEING LUNCH
    Edit 3: Just woke up
    Edit 4: it's about 4am and I'm juuling at Grandma's!!!
    Edit 5: Sorry I just love y'all for 0 likes!!!!
    Edit 6: LAST EDIT!!! Tysm for 0 likes.
    Edit 7: I lied
    Edit 8: Just got tinder
    Edit 9: won fortnite 4 times!!!
    Edit 10: Omggggg in starbuckss
    Edit 11: EATING ribsss
    Edit 12: It's my b-day!!!
    Edit 13: I JJST LOVE YOU GUYS TYSMMMMMMMMMM!!!
    Edit 14: idk I'm lazy I'll ad more soonnnn
    Edit 15: L
    Edit 16: Love u
    Edit 17: Yassss
    Edit 18: Love y'all
    Edit 19: WASSSSSSSUPPPPPPPP
    Edit 20: NOTHING ELSEEEE
    edit 21: Juuling
    Edit 22: Yesssssss
    Edit 23: Idkkkk I'm bored affff
    Edit 24: Sup
    Edit 25: Ughhhh just like already!!!
    Edit 26: just breathed
    Edit 27: Wassup
    Edit 28: UMMMMMMMM YES
    Edit 29: LOLLLLLL
    Edit 30: Sorry, oh 1 like, that person may be famous because it's blue!!!
    Edit 31: Thanks for 5 likes.

    • @Aqua750
      @Aqua750 5 лет назад +54

      Say *water nut*

    • @jamie7636
      @jamie7636 5 лет назад +9

      You mean 60 likes?

    • @neptune9996
      @neptune9996 5 лет назад +36

      famous last words *"thanks for 5 likes"*

    • @olive-via1007
      @olive-via1007 5 лет назад +1

      Nice try mate you copied someone's comment

    • @itadoriyuuji5266
      @itadoriyuuji5266 5 лет назад +2

      Idek what this is but I love it

  • @chasegiddings5838
    @chasegiddings5838 5 лет назад +1563

    Here we go
    Edit 1: hi
    Edit 2: guys
    Edit 3: I
    Edit 4: don’t
    Edit 5: know
    Edit 6: when
    Edit 7: I
    Edit 8: am
    Edit 9: going
    Edit 10: to
    Edit 11: stop.
    Edit 12: I
    Edit 13: am
    Edit 14: just
    Edit 15: really
    Edit 16: bored
    Edit 17: already.
    Edit 18: I
    Edit 19: am
    Edit 20: out
    Edit 21: of
    Edit 22: stuff
    Edit 23: to
    Edit 24: type.
    Edit 25: my
    Edit 26: friend
    Edit 27: got
    Edit 28: super
    Edit 29: waisted
    Edit 30: last
    Edit 31: night.
    Edit 32: well
    Edit 33: I
    Edit 34: should
    Edit 35: probably
    Edit 36: go
    Edit 37: subscribe
    Edit 38: after
    Edit 39: this
    Edit 40: comment.
    Edit 41: I
    Edit 42: need
    Edit 43: help
    Edit 44: finding
    Edit 45: a
    Edit 46: life,
    Edit 47: like
    Edit 48: now.
    Edit 49: ughhhhh
    Edit 50: 50!!!!!!!!!!
    Edit 51: looks
    Edit 52: like
    Edit 53: I
    Edit 54: am
    Edit 55: still
    Edit 56: going
    Edit 57: and
    Edit 58: this
    Edit 59: is
    Edit 60: the
    Edit 61: most
    Edit 62: fun
    Edit 63: I
    Edit 64: have
    Edit 65: had
    Edit 66: in
    Edit 67: ages.
    Edit 68: 10
    Edit 69: minutes
    Edit 70: of
    Edit 71: my
    Edit 72: life
    Edit 73: wasted
    Edit 74: just
    Edit 75: to
    Edit 76: see
    Edit 77: if
    Edit 78: I
    Edit 79: could
    Edit 80: get
    Edit 81: the
    Edit 82: biggest
    Edit 83: comment
    Edit 84: I
    Edit 85: highly
    Edit 86: doubt
    Edit 87: I
    Edit 88: will
    Edit 89: get
    Edit 90: it
    Edit 91: but
    Edit 92: I
    Edit 93: am
    Edit 94: this
    Edit 95: deep
    Edit 96: into
    Edit 97: it
    Edit 98: so
    Edit 99: why
    Edit 100: stop?
    Edit 101: I
    Edit 102: hope
    Edit 103: this
    Edit 104: gets
    Edit 105: a
    Edit 106: lot
    Edit 107: of
    Edit 108: likes
    Edit 109: because
    Edit 110: I
    Edit 111: wasted
    Edit 112: so
    Edit 113: much
    Edit 114: time
    Edit 115: doing
    Edit 116: this.
    Edit 117: Seattle
    Edit 118: Seahawks
    Edit 119: are
    Edit 120: the
    Edit 121: best.
    Edit 122: Timberwolfs
    Edit 123: are
    Edit 124: the
    Edit 125: best!!!
    Edit 126: okay
    Edit 127: i
    Edit 128: am
    Edit 129: done
    Edit 130: now
    Edit 131: everyone
    Edit 132: have
    Edit 133: an
    Edit 134: amazing
    Edit 135: day
    Edit 136: SUBSCRIBE
    Edit 137: TO
    Edit 138: THIS
    Edit 139: GUY!!!!!
    Edit 140: BYEEEEEE

  • @ezzjo9411
    @ezzjo9411 5 лет назад +181

    0:13 when you get comfortable in your bed and you need to go pee

    • @neptune9996
      @neptune9996 5 лет назад +3

      woulda peed myself already tbh

    • @nylaaflores580
      @nylaaflores580 4 года назад +3

      0:13 when your mom calls u when u put a finger on ur bed

  • @kular2360
    @kular2360 5 лет назад +317

    Fainted: I'm 5'10 with shoes on
    Also Fainted: 👠

  • @Fantasia715
    @Fantasia715 5 лет назад +3256

    I used to be a fan
    Now I’m a air conditioner.

    • @randomgenericusername3890
      @randomgenericusername3890 5 лет назад +25

      Hahahahahahahahahahaha lol xd
      hahahahahahahahahahaha lol xd
      hahahahahahahahahahaha lol xd
      hahahahahahahahahahaha lol xd
      hahahahahahahahahahaha lol xd
      hahahahahahahahahahaha lol xd
      hahahahahahahahahahaha lol xd
      Hahahahahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

    • @rikkyforesman2066
      @rikkyforesman2066 5 лет назад +21

      I used to be a fan now I'm a watermelon

    • @snowglitchyt5245
      @snowglitchyt5245 5 лет назад +1

      Omfg.... X3

    • @chrisbtw6490
      @chrisbtw6490 5 лет назад +6

      random generic username not that funny chill

    • @proamerican7093
      @proamerican7093 5 лет назад

      bruh you're a bully to females then

  • @mohammadalrahmah430
    @mohammadalrahmah430 5 лет назад +63

    11:26 the man is saying “don’t be scared, you aren’t going to fall”

  • @iihxterzzp278
    @iihxterzzp278 5 лет назад +111

    0:07
    *When you feel something crawling on you but you don’t know what it is*

  • @justadood1196
    @justadood1196 5 лет назад +284

    Discord: “i have never seen shrek”
    Me: *cries in onion*

    • @kai_x_babas
      @kai_x_babas 5 лет назад +3

      Just a dood *cries in layers*

    • @Taesune
      @Taesune 5 лет назад

      *_I never seen shrek too_*

    • @xlbvr
      @xlbvr 5 лет назад +1

      @@Taesune onions baby

  • @argp12a51
    @argp12a51 5 лет назад +34

    0:06 when you come home and your mom starts yelling at you

  • @idrktbhlol
    @idrktbhlol 5 лет назад +218

    0:13
    When your mom calls you downstairs after you just got in bed.

    • @juno7108
      @juno7108 5 лет назад

      This comment is so relatable😂😂😂😂

    • @albs6545
      @albs6545 5 лет назад +1

      Fr!! And ur siblings just sittin on the couch

  • @hungrypikachu135
    @hungrypikachu135 5 лет назад +19

    Ok but fainted does have a REALLY nice voice.
    I'd honestly enjoy hearing him voice just about anything

  • @gracezenhenko899
    @gracezenhenko899 4 года назад +19

    Hey Fainted, here's a "big smart."
    When you're in a rush to hide under the blanket to hide from the darkness in your room, you're only giving yourself to even more darkness underneath the blanket.

  • @bruhmoment1196
    @bruhmoment1196 5 лет назад +111

    11:26 vid is in Arabic, here's translation:
    "Don't worry you're not gonna fall."
    "It's okay you won't fall!"
    *cries*
    "What's wrong with you?"

  • @18-platform4
    @18-platform4 5 лет назад +106

    12:09 when you forget there was a test and your teacher says “hopefully you all studied!”

  • @toastyonxbox2467
    @toastyonxbox2467 5 лет назад +52

    0:06
    When you wake up 5 minutes before your alarm

  • @eyeziar
    @eyeziar 5 лет назад +133

    8:35 When iPhone's hating on android but iPhone's storage space is gone in a week 🤣💀

    • @The_TriO_Show
      @The_TriO_Show 5 лет назад +6

      EyeZiar Congrats on 8 Likes Android user

    • @chaotic883
      @chaotic883 5 лет назад +7

      @@The_TriO_Show its been 7 months degenerate

    • @zinan3831
      @zinan3831 5 лет назад +7

      From personal experience, my android data ran out in like a month (not exaggerating) while my iPhone data still hasn't run out.

    • @iceheart9044
      @iceheart9044 5 лет назад +3

      EyeZiar *angry android user is typing*

    • @tskbe
      @tskbe 4 года назад +1

      Chaotic same for you lmao 50 likes in 7 months

  • @fortunetaco4585
    @fortunetaco4585 5 лет назад +1688

    Lmao of you look at the reply this comment makes no sense

    • @chanele2992
      @chanele2992 5 лет назад +9

      Fortnite Clips PS4 - LOL

    • @ssagetastic
      @ssagetastic 5 лет назад +8

      Nah fam it’s yellow 😂

    • @TheReiner
      @TheReiner 5 лет назад +5

      Fortnite Clips PS4 hella long

    • @AkaSyn
      @AkaSyn 5 лет назад +3

      666 likes😂

    • @fortunetaco4585
      @fortunetaco4585 5 лет назад +4

      Syn well it’s not 666 anymore lol

  • @elpendejitowey
    @elpendejitowey 5 лет назад +120

    Congrats you found my comment
    Edit:thanks so much for 1 like
    Edit:thanks for 4 likes
    Edit#3: thank you for 40 liked x10 for oast edit omg
    edit 4: opwow omg 74 likes 😮😮 thanks
    edit 5: 85 likes omg so much 😯😯
    edit 9: some guy told me to go in his van anyways omg 95 liks!!!!!! thank u so mch!!!!!!!
    EDIT 10: 104 LIKES WOWW!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😨🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
    EDIT 11: BEEN 1 YEAR AND 127 LIKES OMG THANKS 🥳🥳🥳🥳
    EDIT 12: 130 LIKES 👍 I NEVER REACHED THIS 😨😨😨😨

  • @cidaven
    @cidaven 5 лет назад +20

    0:06 when your parents wont stop calling you to come here

  • @dangboe4656
    @dangboe4656 5 лет назад +21

    0:05 when something crawls on you when you're trying to sleep

  • @thelifeofava9443
    @thelifeofava9443 5 лет назад +17

    9:33 Me when I can’t sleep at night so I’m telling myself stories from my childhood like I’m on a talk show

  • @a.k.a.justdreamcatcher8750
    @a.k.a.justdreamcatcher8750 5 лет назад +46

    00:04 when I lay down and get comfortable my mom calls me and when I say Mom Mom MOM and she don’t AWNSER

  • @addylee8656
    @addylee8656 5 лет назад +23

    Omg the way he said “tickle tickle” cracked me up for some reason lmaoo

  • @thehippodude7042
    @thehippodude7042 4 года назад +70

    3:22
    Fainted?
    Why’d you bleep that out?You couldn’t actually have-
    Could you have?

    • @fran-nu9zy
      @fran-nu9zy 4 года назад +10

      Why is no one talking about this tho

    • @alyaalnuaimi3892
      @alyaalnuaimi3892 4 года назад +6

      I think he might’ve actually -

    • @mackenziebradley5307
      @mackenziebradley5307 4 года назад +5

      Oop-
      I noticed that and I didn’t know if anybody else did......
      I think he did...........

    • @kittsami
      @kittsami 4 года назад +6

      i noticed that too- I was looking for a comment mentioning it O.o If he did say the word, I dont think he meant it in a bad way, but hes still in the wrong for saying it

    • @aubrynnincolor
      @aubrynnincolor 4 года назад

      I- smh😔

  • @TheRftProwler
    @TheRftProwler 5 лет назад +55

    2:51
    I got in trouble in Science for stealing a rock

    • @ren-lh5wp
      @ren-lh5wp 5 лет назад +2

      Mate I got in trouble from walking back to class from the bathroom

    • @emkey9439
      @emkey9439 5 лет назад +4

      I got in trouble for showing up once
      Edit: To the person who liked this thank you!

    • @SAC3B011
      @SAC3B011 5 лет назад

      Got in trouble for dropping a school book

    • @Emilyb09
      @Emilyb09 5 лет назад

      Got detention for throwing a rock at the ground.

  • @alexcooper9412
    @alexcooper9412 5 лет назад +153

    Here goes.
    Hey!
    Edit 1: Omg thanks for 1 like!
    Edit 2: seriously get this thing up more likes!!!
    edit 3: AHHHH LIKE MY COMMENT
    ok I’m too lazy to finish this

  • @dootdoot1672
    @dootdoot1672 5 лет назад +13

    11:28
    When yo momma standin by the door with a belt and tell u "Gon head walk past"
    I know I'm not the only one

  • @monimoniiii
    @monimoniiii 5 лет назад +308

    Epic
    Edit 1: OMG 0 LIKES THANKS GUYS
    Edit 2: fortnite
    Edit 3: dab
    Edit 4: I can’t do this anymore help
    Edit 5: thank you for 1like
    Edit 6: thank you for 5 likes
    Edit 7: I’m in bipolar depression because of my own comment please some one help

    • @arstotzka333
      @arstotzka333 5 лет назад

      Monika? Is this you?

    • @raxone2181
      @raxone2181 5 лет назад +1

      Shut up

    • @sad...4854
      @sad...4854 5 лет назад

      @Chad Walters No... Why.... Just why

    • @luvamoneyzz
      @luvamoneyzz 5 лет назад

      @@raxone2181 I like how your being mean for no reason 🤣😅😂

    • @Crowstrove
      @Crowstrove 5 лет назад

      Meme Master Monica oh no I ain't gonna help

  • @vikzn1607
    @vikzn1607 5 лет назад +6

    0:13 when you just wrapped in a blanket burrito and remembered you had to get something

  • @jonihyahines416
    @jonihyahines416 4 года назад +6

    The “tickle tickle” had me dying for like 40 minutes😂💀

  • @zbeqju
    @zbeqju 5 лет назад +12

    0:06 when there's a mosquito in your room with you at night

  • @mayorcherry5964
    @mayorcherry5964 5 лет назад +20

    0:06 When you go to sleep and you are all ready and you need to pee.
    When you remember you have homework to do for tomorrow in the middle of the night.

  • @ianbramplayz4624
    @ianbramplayz4624 5 лет назад +40

    8:26 Imagine being his mom at home during that time

    • @iuliaa4560
      @iuliaa4560 4 года назад

      His mum is way worser than him.

  • @level2_studios455
    @level2_studios455 5 лет назад +366

    i eat mom
    edit 1: omg 0 likes wtf this is a universal accomplishment holy cow recorder this on tv
    edit 2: record8* not recorder, silly me
    edit 3: im already tired of doing this

  • @maruaz8922
    @maruaz8922 5 лет назад +107

    Bro at 2:29 I thought I was legit getting a discord call.

  • @Rookams
    @Rookams 5 лет назад +9

    You wanna see long Sophie wrote the following essay for question #2 on the Common Application: "Discuss some issue of personal, local, national, or international concern and its importance to you." Sophie used the Common Application to apply to Bard College, Dickinson College, Hampshire College, Oberlin College, Smith College, SUNY Geneseo and Wesleyan University. All are selective schools that accept between roughly 25% and 55% of applicants. Sophie wrote the following essay for question #2 on the Common Application: "Discuss some issue of personal, local, national, or international concern and its importance to you." Sophie used the Common Application to apply to Bard College, Dickinson College, Hampshire College, Oberlin College, Smith College, SUNY Geneseo and Wesleyan University. All are selective schools that accept between roughly 25% and 55% of Sophie wrote the following essay for question #2 on the Common Application: "Discuss some issue of personal, local, national, or international concern and its importance to you." Sophie used the Common Application to apply to Bard College, Dickinson College, Hampshire College, Oberlin College, Smith College, SUNY Geneseo and Wesleyan University. All are selective schools that accept between roughly 25% and 55% of Sophie wrote the following essay for question #2 on the Common Application: "Discuss some issue of personal, local, national, or international concern and its importance to you." Sophie used the Common Application to apply to Bard College, Dickinson College, Hampshire College, Oberlin College, Smith College, SUNY Geneseo and Wesleyan University. All are selective schools that Sophie wrote the following essay for question #2 on the Common Application: "Discuss some issue of personal, local, national, or international concern and its importance to you." Sophie used the Common Application to apply to Bard College, Dickinson College, Hampshire College, Oberlin College, Smith College, SUNY Geneseo and Wesleyan University. All are selective schools that accept between roughly 25% and 55% of Sophie wrote the following essay for question #2 on the Common Application: "Discuss some issue of personal, local, national, or international concern and its importance to you." Sophie used the Common Application to apply to Bard College, Dickinson College, Hampshire College, Oberlin College, Smith College, SUNY Geneseo and Wesleyan University. All are selective schools that Sophie wrote the following essay for question #2 on the Common Application: "Discuss some issue of personal, local, national, or international concern and its importance to you." Sophie used the Common Application to apply to Bard College, Dickinson College, Hampshire College, Oberlin College, Smith College, SUNY Geneseo and Wesleyan University. All are selective schools that Sophie wrote the following essay for question #2 on the Common Application: "Discuss some issue of personal, local, national, or international concern and its importance to you." Sophie used the Common Application to apply to Bard College, Dickinson College, Hampshire College, Oberlin College, Smith College, SUNY Geneseo and Wesleyan University. All are selective schools that accept between roughly 25% and 55% of Sophie wrote the following essay for question #2 on the Common Application: "Discuss some issue of personal, local, national, or international concern and its importance to you." Sophie used the Common Application to apply to Bard College, Dickinson College, Hampshire College, Oberlin College, Smith College, SUNY Geneseo and Wesleyan University. All are selective schools that Sophie wrote the following essay for question #2 on the Common Application: "Discuss some issue of personal, local, national, or international concern and its importance to you." Sophie used the Common Application to apply to Bard College, Dickinson College, Hampshire College, Oberlin College, Smith College, SUNY Geneseo and Wesleyan University. All are selective schools that Sophie wrote the following essay for question #2 on the Common Application: "Discuss some issue of personal, local, national, or international concern and its importance to you." Sophie used the Common Application to apply to Bard College, Dickinson College, Hampshire College, Oberlin College, Smith College, SUNY Geneseo and Wesleyan University. All are selective schools that accept between roughly 25% and 55% of applicants. accept between roughly 25% and 55% of applicants. accept between roughly 25% and 55% of applicants. applicants. accept between roughly 25% and 55% of applicants. accept between roughly 25% and 55% of applicants. applicants. accept between roughly 25% and 55% of applicants. applicants. applicants.

  • @isabelespinoza5520
    @isabelespinoza5520 5 лет назад +6

    The “Tickle Tickle” one 😭😭😂😂

  • @jril7656
    @jril7656 5 лет назад +220

    Me: [In Elevator] Hey You...
    Just Keep Scrolling Up...
    I Want To Be Up There
    The One Who Reading This: Okay...

    • @Em-mu8ne
      @Em-mu8ne 5 лет назад +1

      i an confusion

    • @abokde
      @abokde 5 лет назад

      He probably made another comment and if it got a lot of likes it would be up there

    • @jdkdnehdbdjdj442
      @jdkdnehdbdjdj442 5 лет назад +2

      I stopped scrolling when I saw this comment

    • @kenadiwarm9695
      @kenadiwarm9695 5 лет назад

      The one who’s reading your comment: you ain’t funny nice try though

    • @ronaldraygun9093
      @ronaldraygun9093 5 лет назад +1

      Jesus Christ it’s Jesus Christ!

  • @AkazeTalks
    @AkazeTalks 5 лет назад +14

    0:07 When your mom says pause the online game.

  • @Tay-pk7xg
    @Tay-pk7xg 5 лет назад +12

    im a simple man, i see how is twitter free i click

  • @lucio4131
    @lucio4131 5 лет назад +32

    *sees thumbnail*
    Me:yea he’s not gonna be verified any longer.

    • @jenextra
      @jenextra 5 лет назад

      How

    • @lucio4131
      @lucio4131 5 лет назад

      Jenelco they haven’t seen SHREK

    • @jenextra
      @jenextra 5 лет назад

      @@lucio4131 but verified is like when they are official, I'm confused.

  • @jend8759
    @jend8759 5 лет назад +5

    I recently discovered your channel. I’m binge watching now!

  • @nanashi9074
    @nanashi9074 5 лет назад +65

    Im gonna make fainted happy :)
    edit 1: 1 like by me tysm
    edit 2: 2 likes omg!!
    edit 3: 31 likes omg
    edit 4: 64 likes u guys r mad lads
    edit 5: That's a stack in minecraft

  • @xisted7227
    @xisted7227 5 лет назад +9

    Me: watches youtube
    My mom:GET UP AND DO YOUR CHORES I WANT THIS HOUSE SPOTLESS OR ELSE

  • @Lovely.Lucille
    @Lovely.Lucille 4 года назад +4

    “Ur not British if u dont know this hotel” awkward silence

  • @uniqueclone8020
    @uniqueclone8020 5 лет назад +6

    3:10
    That dude talks like a Walk Man with over 9000 nics, lit fam🔥🔥🔥

  • @luisguzman5528
    @luisguzman5528 5 лет назад +40

    12:10
    Me having more than 20 mental breakdowns because of finals

  • @EonServoXA
    @EonServoXA 5 лет назад +2

    2:52 One time I got in trouble for standing up during lunch to put something in the trash

  • @dajmoneq2840
    @dajmoneq2840 5 лет назад +21

    10:00 the legend says that he's still editing

  • @dequavisjeremiah8605
    @dequavisjeremiah8605 5 лет назад +14

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    No even a soul:
    Trees in Vietnam:AARAGAVAAGGAAGGAGAAAGAGAHAGAGAHAHAGAGSHSHSHSG

  • @_bakerbryse_
    @_bakerbryse_ 3 года назад +2

    im so glad im not the only one that reads tweets in your voice i thought i was weird

  • @gibraltar4841
    @gibraltar4841 5 лет назад +19

    Egg
    Edit1: Poo
    Edit2: Cheese
    Edit3: Lmao i didn't edit this you got fooled

  • @darkheart2767
    @darkheart2767 5 лет назад +28

    No one :
    No one in the history of man kind :
    No one ever :
    My brain : Let's dream about murdering a titan sized chicken that's destroying a house with a random af guy you've never met in your life!

    • @viktorramstrom3744
      @viktorramstrom3744 5 лет назад

      A few days ago I had a dream. In the dream I was transgender for some odd reason. A girl was trying to seem like a special LGBT person too, so she literally said 'I have no poop in my butt, only ice cream, and 3/4 of it has been in the mouth of lesbians'.

    • @darkheart2767
      @darkheart2767 5 лет назад

      @@viktorramstrom3744 Lmao wow.

    • @creepazoid_plays
      @creepazoid_plays 5 лет назад

      I'm going to have nightmares now

  • @nicoliftsz
    @nicoliftsz 4 года назад +16

    HOLY OMG 0 LIKES!?!?!?!?!?! IM SOOO HAPPY IVE NEVER GOTTEN THIS MUCH BEFORE THANKS EVERYONE!!!
    OMGGGGG 1 LIKE?!?!?!? IMM SOOOO HAPPY IM ACTUALLY CRYING IN HAPPINESS IM SO HAPPY OMG THANK YOU ALL SOO MUCH!!!!!

  • @milkhandler861
    @milkhandler861 5 лет назад +30

    Daddy fainted I want you to know I hope you have a good day

  • @liljon9199
    @liljon9199 5 лет назад +4

    9:34 Everybody gangsta
    Till jah starts arguing with you

    • @Kyx368
      @Kyx368 5 лет назад +1

      Little Gorls you I actually laughed

    • @Kyx368
      @Kyx368 5 лет назад +1

      I’m luaghing in tears

  • @Faboulushis
    @Faboulushis 5 лет назад +5

    2:29 actually thought it was someone on discord calling me lol 😂😂😂

  • @rBaseless
    @rBaseless 5 лет назад +34

    14:20 he got me 😂😂
    Edit thanks for 2 likes!

  • @ashy6305
    @ashy6305 5 лет назад +4

    0:06
    when your sibling doesn't close the door even though you told them too

  • @Jimmy_Jays
    @Jimmy_Jays 5 лет назад +1

    Androids make the gas station cameras look like next gen

  • @llennggo3366
    @llennggo3366 5 лет назад +23

    This
    Edit1:Is
    Edit2:going
    Edit3:to
    Edit4:be
    Edit5:easy
    Edit6:like
    Edit7:fight
    Edit8:me
    Edit9:bro
    Edit10:I'm getting tired
    Edit11:too much work

  • @sudeux5746
    @sudeux5746 5 лет назад +5

    2:51 my friends fighting while am watching them then getting in trouble for no reason. Beat that

  • @jonahjameson7112
    @jonahjameson7112 4 года назад +1

    0:07 when ur mom doesn’t close the door on her way out so u gotta get up and do it urself

  • @xxjudixxyeet400
    @xxjudixxyeet400 5 лет назад +8

    0:06
    *when they keep the door open*

  • @aleeykat093
    @aleeykat093 4 года назад +3

    [Intro]
    I'm the Globglogabgalab, I love books
    And this basement is a true treasure trove
    [Verse 1]
    I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab
    The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab
    I'm full of shwibbly liber-kind
    I am the yeast of thoughts and minds
    [Chorus]
    Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab
    Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap
    Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap
    Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab
    [Bridge]
    Ooh, ha ha ha, mmm, splendid
    Simply delicious
    Ohm, ha ha ha ha
    [Verse 2]
    I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab
    The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab
    I'm full of shwibbly liber-kind
    I am the yeast of thoughts and minds
    [Chorus]
    Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab
    Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap
    Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap
    Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab
    [Outro]
    Ah

  • @estella1212
    @estella1212 4 года назад +1

    0:09
    Nah, its
    *When your mother calls you and you say "what" but she doesn't respond*

  • @024yara
    @024yara 5 лет назад +83

    poo poo
    Edit: oh haha first like is me
    Edit 2: omg this is my most liked comment
    Edit 3: thank you all this is the happiest day of my life
    Edit 4: can we get it to 30???? Xdxd
    Edit 5: just told my mom to like my comment so we could at least get it to 21!!!
    Edit 6: omgmomg
    Edit 7: I want to thank the random guy and everyone XDD
    Edit 8: 30 here we comeee
    Edit 9: I died

  • @messor235
    @messor235 5 лет назад +5

    As a person named kyle, I strongly agree with all of the kyle memes.

  • @Mikey_man117
    @Mikey_man117 3 года назад

    0:12 when someone leaves the door open when you are trying to sleep

  • @wolfieragegaming5037
    @wolfieragegaming5037 5 лет назад +6

    8:26
    When a weak as kid trying to defeat a strong guy
    (This happen in my bus last Friday)

  • @elizabethcampos6156
    @elizabethcampos6156 5 лет назад +7

    Me: deletes twitter
    Fainted: *uploads why is twitter free video*
    Me: oh that’s why....

  • @rmarmstrong4
    @rmarmstrong4 5 лет назад

    0:06 when your parents call you, you say yes, and then they don’t say anything and wait for you to come

  • @sebastien8905
    @sebastien8905 5 лет назад +9

    3:26 got me dead

  • @unknow_oh
    @unknow_oh 5 лет назад +13

    The thumbnail is cursed.

  • @fritz7118
    @fritz7118 5 лет назад +1

    When your mom calls you while your trying to relax 00:13

  • @MonTheWell1886
    @MonTheWell1886 5 лет назад +14

    Please use Dark mode more.
    Our eyes are burning man.

    • @MimiHasBrainrot
      @MimiHasBrainrot 5 лет назад

      i agree

    • @emkey9439
      @emkey9439 5 лет назад

      Yeah the firetruck can't get a brake from putting my eyes out

  • @carlosb9425
    @carlosb9425 5 лет назад +4

    1:45 y that dude look from escape room LMAOOO

    • @lvrmaya
      @lvrmaya 5 лет назад +2

      lmaooo

    • @carlosb9425
      @carlosb9425 5 лет назад

      maya frr

    • @lvrmaya
      @lvrmaya 5 лет назад

      that film fucking scarred me istg

  • @justinshimonkarborani4581
    @justinshimonkarborani4581 4 года назад +1

    as someone who loves to actually box 8:17 broke me

  • @loog8621
    @loog8621 5 лет назад +40

    Nice vid
    Edit 1: 0 likes omg 😲
    Edit 2: sorry I was asleep thanks for 4 likes 😄
    Edit 3: wow 7 likes thanks 🙏
    Edit 4: thx for 17 likes lol

  • @beamishforeman9425
    @beamishforeman9425 5 лет назад +27

    Wussup
    edit 1 - OMG 1 LIKE!
    edit 2 - oh wait thats mine
    edit 3 - like
    edit 4 - do
    edit 5 - it
    edit 6 - now
    edit 7 - yeet
    edit 8 - skeeet
    edit 9 - stalling
    edit 10 - uggggh
    edit 11 - now it is edited
    edit 12 - yeeting again

  • @tudor4996
    @tudor4996 5 лет назад +1

    I was thinking of cat ears and forgot that cats have ears and I thought to myslef: "How would cats look with ears lol" and then imagined a cat with human ears

  • @lilyreynolds9556
    @lilyreynolds9556 5 лет назад +5

    i know a kid named kyle. he's a vegan and loves nintendo.

  • @velocity7932
    @velocity7932 5 лет назад +4

    You go realise the pixel 3 has the best phone camera right😂Anyway apart from the android jokes I love your channel

  • @areith2295
    @areith2295 5 лет назад

    0:06 *When your mom calls your name from downstairs and you answer what but they don’t answer back.*

  • @skwuli
    @skwuli 5 лет назад +10

    anyone else get mad when he read "ahaa ha" incorrectly @ 4:59

  • @snip3rassassain265
    @snip3rassassain265 5 лет назад +4

    The way more screams like he’s going through puberty while he’s flailing his arms

  • @kassideexjack4life315
    @kassideexjack4life315 5 лет назад

    0:06 when mum tells you to do the dishes right after you get comfortable

  • @r2hx
    @r2hx 5 лет назад +4

    omg omg college students got the bottle flip
    edit: ty for 0 likes its the most i’ve gotten 😍

  • @flamingo611
    @flamingo611 5 лет назад +37

    I eat without the bone, since I eat it off my knee.
    Edit 1: OMG ThAnk YoU FoR 1 LiKeS!!!1111!!!

  • @arenaclan1973
    @arenaclan1973 5 лет назад

    0:06 when you dream you are playing hardcore survival irl and a creeper kills you

  • @SupahDuck
    @SupahDuck 5 лет назад +13

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    Edit 28-Thanks for the like

  • @eugenecalais780
    @eugenecalais780 5 лет назад +16

    Yes! you found late, long comment!!!
    Edit 1: one like TYSM!!!!!
    Edit 2: nvm guys that was me

  • @anunusualdream2614
    @anunusualdream2614 3 года назад

    2:29 I swear I had a heart attack, that was too real.

  • @Cuyite
    @Cuyite 5 лет назад +42

    awy guwss
    edit: Hey guys*
    edit 2: thanks for the like
    edit 3: can we hit 5 likes by tomorrow?
    Edit 4: we did it guys
    Edit 5 thanks for 20 like s
    Edit 6: likes*
    Edit 7: let's try to reach 30!
    edit:8 sorry ive not responded for a year thanks for uh 43 likes!