@@theofficialtastynacho0898 bro the funny part made him look like he was actually his friend so when the man "heard" the voices of his family before going into the forest it sounded like he actually got his family back. honestly how did you not get that?
That's why I find unthinkable that encountering Hound of Tindalos is considered such horrifying experience and they are described with such negativity. Dogos are dogos)
Okay, the first couple of borzoi stories were funny in their own way, but this is, what? The third? The fourth? At any rate, I’m starting to wonder what traumatic event caused OP to develop such a dislike for such a specific breed of dog. They just have a long snoot and are mildly big, why cast them in specific as some kind of elder being?
Imagine being a wolf. Doing wolf things and you come along this breed of dog. Face too long. Limbs gangly. Hair too white and long. Speaking in garbled howls and barks. That must be scary as shit
@@gewuerzwanze5627 It definitely would cause some body horror/island of doctor Moreau feelings to set in to the poor wolves. “What did they do to you?!? Please don’t do that to me!!!”
Be the most wary of anything that grants your wishes. For man is a creature cursed with intelligence, and with it responsibility. Toil for your wants and regret your wrongdoings. Wiping away your scars will wipe away the lessons you learn from them. Fuel yourself not from regret, but with the fire to make your surroundings better.
The instrumental version doesn't exist on RUclips. You'd have to do what I did and isolate the vocals yourself. I used UVR5. There's tutorials on RUclips, it's pretty easy to use. .
Centuries of humanity cultivated, growing like a pack of parasitic creatures on this small Goliath of a celestial body. They’ve interrupted the last resident’s slumber.
This went from scary, to funny, to sad, to scary, to happy, to scary.
exactly what you'd expect from a cross between a borzoi, a chihuahua, and a cthulhu.
at what point was this happy?
@@theofficialtastynacho0898 the family calling out to him before it shows they were eaten
@@Entification what made you think that was legitimate for even a second?
@@theofficialtastynacho0898 bro the funny part made him look like he was actually his friend so when the man "heard" the voices of his family before going into the forest it sounded like he actually got his family back. honestly how did you not get that?
weed from the gas station:
The Borzoi Blunt
@@synkopaThe elongated canine zaza
@@2DaysOldthe protracted hound ganja
Scooby blunt
The drawn-out dog doobie.
Too often do men neglect to ask: "What will it cost?"
As nothing is free.
When “didn’t I do it for you?” takes an eldritch turn
Those asmr channel are geting out of hand!
speaking of asmr channels, i wonder what this guy’s take on the “boyfriend gets hit with a car asmr” trend thingy would sound like
No such thing as ASMR here
I know! Who knows what they'll come up with next!
"you're missing out" all that seriousness that was building up just crumbled and fell
For me it was when he yelled DARYL at the third time like idk it was so funny, and then the fucking nuh-uh
@@giyuutomioka9093"nuh-uh" 😂
“Be not afraid, and step in the ritualistic stone circle”
“ *nuh-uh* “
God I love the creativity in these short stories
This sits in that perfect zone between creepy and funny
Even in a horror setting a borzoi is kinda silly by nature
I have no fucking clue how i stumbled onto your channel but by all the gods it is the most fever dream induced shit ive ever encountered and i love it
You do not find this channel, *It finds you*
Even as cosmic terrors from beyond... Dogs will always be Man's best friend.
That's why I find unthinkable that encountering Hound of Tindalos is considered such horrifying experience and they are described with such negativity. Dogos are dogos)
Easy prey the both of you
@@protalghulnist4126someone doesn't like dogs
that's the dawg in him
My schizo demon's telling me everything is alright for once
The evolution of your channel has been equal parts natural progression and unhinged schizoposting. Keep up the good work.
First he takes pants then he takes people
The pantses
When the horrors are within comprehension!
Okay, the first couple of borzoi stories were funny in their own way, but this is, what? The third? The fourth? At any rate, I’m starting to wonder what traumatic event caused OP to develop such a dislike for such a specific breed of dog. They just have a long snoot and are mildly big, why cast them in specific as some kind of elder being?
I actually think they're fascinating, silly spooky dogs
Imagine being a wolf. Doing wolf things and you come along this breed of dog.
Face too long. Limbs gangly. Hair too white and long. Speaking in garbled howls and barks.
That must be scary as shit
@@gewuerzwanze5627
It definitely would cause some body horror/island of doctor Moreau feelings to set in to the poor wolves. “What did they do to you?!? Please don’t do that to me!!!”
Nothing wrong with Borzois, they're just Eldritch wyrms from beyond the void and they like to zoom.
@@gewuerzwanze5627I think you're describing the canine version of a Wendigo
This has some real "I'm Sorry, Jon" energy
bro turned a species of dog into a eldtrich god
common Fae trolling
Be the most wary of anything that grants your wishes. For man is a creature cursed with intelligence, and with it responsibility. Toil for your wants and regret your wrongdoings. Wiping away your scars will wipe away the lessons you learn from them. Fuel yourself not from regret, but with the fire to make your surroundings better.
Nice subtle zoom-in at 2:42. AI channels look upon his works and despair!
I was hypnotized by the Borzoi's deep and growling voice the whole time.
i love canine creatures, especially elongated ones!
Glad that Daryl is finally get the recognition he deserves!
It would happen eventually, better sooner than later
This is almost like... cosmic comedy? As opposed to cosmic horror?
slavic folklore be like
Burialgoods and burialaccessories
This slowly gave me a medium headache over the first five minutes. 11/10. I can only recommend
The next MaxPain looks cool.
yes indeed
Why is this better than every horror film I watched in recent years?
What about the music? It's amazing, but I want the exact version used here without the lyrics
The instrumental version doesn't exist on RUclips. You'd have to do what I did and isolate the vocals yourself. I used UVR5. There's tutorials on RUclips, it's pretty easy to use. .
This was an emotional roller coaster. I was not prepared.
I don't know wtf i just watched but i fricking like it
This is why people should carry a sword. A big, damn, sword.
Specifically of iron.
This zaza ain’t shi-
Man this is pretty fucking metal
I'm loving this Borzoi Mythology.
It reminds me of the Folklore stories of Ghost dogs from medieval Europe
GRIMKIRK BORZOI
Awww, what a good pupper, bringing the drunkard his life ba- oh, what the fuck!
not as good as the other borzoi videos, but still pretty great
DARYL
Incredible, simply amazing.
bro burial goods what the fuck are you on
This deserves so much more views
Okay, WTF was that? Some Celtic Cryptid?
A borzoi
@@antmng9520 I get that it's a dog. But wtf was that werewolf like thing at the end?
@@VoiceOfTheEmperor A borzoi obviously
@VoiceOfTheEmperor Borzoi-man
That was a rollercoaster ride
NIGHTMARISH: A MAN STUMBLES ACROSS A FURRY VORE CONVENT, GETS EATEN WHOLE AS FOREPLAY
So I'm not the only one who noticed vore.
this is giving off Black Spiral Dancer vibes
I lost it at “you’re missing out”
Gratz on the almost 100k what are you doing for the occasion?
Thanks! Getting the beginnings of an idea. Will be something different, for sure
What did you do for the effects of the borzois voices? It's very good
i am so lucky to have found this channel. it is a hidden gem.
There's nothing that cannot convince me that borzois are Eldritch beings in a mortal form
This is the kind of content I joined youtube to watch all those years ago. Bravo my strange friend. Bravo.
doom eternal the ancient gods puzzles be like:
Remember wen borzois just collected wisdom at gaspumps
4 views in only 47 seconds? Damn burial really fell off 😔
Some people gotta work
Wait I just realized this is the man that did the Tolkien thing
Yes indeed
Dogoth Ur approves
Let's go! More borzoi horror 🐕
*d a r y l*
Honestly was expecting it to cut to 3d wolf vore at the end
The void wyrm is a friend
What about a emotional support borzoi and his schizo emotionally supported human is scary?
0:18 all I can imagine is doggo wiggling
do you need some water or something bro where the fuck did you find this
Not the Borzoi Blunt... Shit hits too hard
If not fren, why fren shaped
Average borzoi interaction
Yay! Someone else remembers Thief!
How can i learn such English??
Mr borzoi i just wanted som gas
borsoi just drying to balance his wisdom-based diet with regret
Why is hollandaise in french?
This is the work of God.
Bro wish i had a sword in my hand at that moment
I think I've gone to deep
a rollercoaster of emotions
truly he was a lost soul
Pantses and legses
Love ma elongated horrors
Borzoi; Man's Best Cosmic Horror Friend
Borzoi was its name, the herald of souls
Daryl. I think Daryl is a friend here and there’s no need to panic. Daryl. Daryl.
would
Centuries of humanity cultivated, growing like a pack of parasitic creatures on this small Goliath of a celestial body. They’ve interrupted the last resident’s slumber.
friend
This guy could do Ulysses from Fallout New Vegas perfectly
Lucid dreaming on acid
😂😂
He a gud boi tho...
The music for these kinda don't fit. I keep expecting borzoi to pop off when I hear it 😂
Damn, I thought the Borzoi was a benevolent creature.
Foolish Daryl. Even if t'were not an illusion, he would have soon found himself longing for his old, true life.
I thought for a solid minute that i was listening to the red alert 2 soviet march music.
Its not, but hot damn did i get nostalgic anyways.
I hope this has something to do with Borzoi of Wisdom lore.
i didnt understand the story but the words are pretty i liked it
That's one hungry dog, I tell ya.
You should do a blood meridian excerpt