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- Опубликовано: 9 сен 2024
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Schlatt reacts to his subreddit because they post Hilarious and Original Content, like Joe Biden stuttering compilation, Schlatt reacts to Joe Biden, Friend Shaped Animals Meme and some more stuff I Dont Know my brain does not Function Properly Anymore Thanks
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edited by @ludo.mp4
outro by @pikkle
#jschlatt #schlatt #bigguy
CLAIM YOUR INNOCENCE
BUY THE SHIRT: schlatt.co
no
@@rydm0541 please
ion wanna😢
AINT NO WAY
why is the schlanket $50
big guy starts talking at 0:00
Thanks
thank you
Thanks 🙏🙏🙏
Thank you for being so kind
SPOILER ALERT:.
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Stops talking at 16:13
the bills were due
the due were bills
please buy a schlanket
He has passive income in the form a couple businesses,RUclips at this point is optional
Edit:thought it was a funny observation that he can pay bills with titty cups so hate if u want,eat my nuts
@schlattco what if i don't?
@@schlattcoI'm poor
Schlatt, it's time to acknowledge that relocating to New York was not a prudent financial move.
please buy the t-shirt.
please buy the t-shirt
@@schlattco no however if you make the schillow I'll buy it
@@schlattcoill buy a schluddle schaoliosis
@@schlattcoSo this clearly means that you are obviously in need of financial help 😢 thoughts and prayers big guy😔✌️🫶🏽
5:38 as someone who was there, he only dropped a few, a lot of the balls on the ground were thrown by people in the crowd
how long did it take for him to empty da jar
@@fishstickfailur3 I don’t know, I think around 20-ish minutes.
Oh and he was allergic to Gluten 💀
@@Mr.Spade1 Overcoming personal hurdles to entertain the masses. Truly a hero of the people
Isn’t Cheeseball man Anthpo?
@@Bizzaro_Popehe released a vid and yes it's him
“Claim your innocence” is the hardest marketing line I’ve EVER heard
I bought it because of that
Schlatt don’t say “he’s got 4 months” last time you predicted something THE QUEEN DIED💀
Mid October will be an interesting time...
Nah let him speak
I say double down.
@@Crazy56U fr
Double it and give it to the next president
“Schlitoris” never ceases to amaze me by refusing to utilize the army of criminals and engineers in his fan base for his own purposes.
Don’t give him ideas
I got poo
@@funnyphrog9745Nono, let him cook
"refusing"
When will this stop bruh its over used
“Schlutt”, we all know you use this app when you run low on money. There’s no need to dance around it.
I gotta Schlutt next to
Me
That's wild
@@MrVenom1 schbutt himself said that😭
@@partyghost3124 Lol
4:35 if joe dies in 4 months schlatts gonna put out another shirt
Honestly that would be awesome 😭
replying to this just in case this is a foreshadow
2:55
i know a white cat named discharge. he gets postered regularly in a facebook group im in and we all celebrate him and laugh at the people finding out his name for the first time. all hail discharge.
All hail discharge
Tell Discharge that I would die for him
He might be named after the band?
I guess “I was not responsible for what happened in Butler PA 2024” needed grocery money.
too quick with it
@@micahhurley4146it's been a week
@@micahhurley4146obviously he planned the whole thing for a merch drop
@@micahhurley4146 not quick enough
I work in butler PA, I saw him there. He was wearing a giant Inflatable Hillary Clinton ton costume.
I feel like I have already seen this video...
someone already made this hes just a little late
@@THECABLEMANoh that's why I'm feeling a deja vu
Yeah, same vod was edited on some other channel
Yeah same thought I was crazy
yeah someone studied him and did this first
I love the fact that 50% of the time people talk about cats it’s cute and the other 50% of the time it’s large reptiles
Friend shaped 🥰
If you love it so much why don't you marry it. I know what you are
7:51 bro was blushing 💀
We all know he wanted to nut so bad
“Kubo has a plan” is it his fault it’s joever??? Come on now Kubo 😭 can’t just threaten the president into dropping out like that
BRO THERE WAS AN AD AND IT CUT OFF CUMSHOT PERFECTLY HOLY SHIT IM CRYING
"YOU NAMED HIM CUMSHO-"
"Alta beauty"
HELP IM SOBBINGGG
I NEED CUMSHOT WHERE IS HE😭😭😭😭
Very poor choice of words
@@T3chN00bZ WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU NEED HELP WITH???????? SHUT UPP
I got baited into thinking shcklats busted on camera
7:35 love how schlatt can’t make eye contact with him😭
He’s so down bad
4:12 July 19th 2024: " It's like a melancholy what we're in for, for the next 4 years" July 21st 2024:not anymore, no more sleepy Joe 😢
8:48 someone said "joe biden vs gravity" 😭😭😭
‘It’s not even friend shape.’ is the best way to describe a crocodilian 😭
Agree to disagree crocodiles are very silly
Sillydiles
lol who else saw the guy who was able to edit the vod into an identical video like 2 weeks before this one
Yeah that video solos this one ngl
do you know what the title of the video is? i watched it and i've been searching for a good minute
and it felt easier to watch as well 💀
@@imissmysoup2 "Jschlatt Ranks More ABSURD Tiktoks" by woahsnake
@@TheCac i feel like its the animal crossing music thats in the background of every video, its sort of annoying at this point
This video is his way of coping after only getting 4 seconds of screentime on the mr beast video
Schlatts humour is not exactly suited for a Mr beast video so that’s probably why
@@RealmDragolord_X Schlutt's humor isn't really well suited to any videos but his own.
@@joedingo7022What about Yahiarice
1:19 that aged well…
8:01 Never Forget the upvote count
SCHLATT HAS OFFICIALLY GONE BANKRUPT!!!
He now has to resort to reaction content to feed his landchad.
I hope you can get the gort of the year this year
@@8tober don’t worry, I’M LOCKED IN
@@RealGortTheSerf Me and all my mushroom friends are voting for you!
Gort why aren't you in the field its harvest time
Voting you for serf of the year
Schlappadoodle is clearly desperate for some dollar by bating us with how Jover it is
0:07 that’s just your average Florida cat
As A south Floridian, I can confirm my grandparents cat looked just like that.
Swamp puppy
@@Randomacity-Khan definitely friendly
100% Cat
1:10 aged poorly already 😭
LOL
I swear he must have looked at the Simpsons notes sheet.
Opeee
4:01
I saw a video mimicking schlatt’s editing style it literally made a video before schlatt did. Schlatt did nothing for so long someone else took action that’s insane.
yeah woahsnake? they are cool
8:06 has 9/11 upvotes
I see that the "Schlooter" is gaslighting us about Butler again.
He truly is the schlassassin of all time
@@McPoshuabro the “schlassassin” got me DEAD 💀
@@jkosior6742 it almost got trump dead too
schlatt saying "it's fake" to the fish fuck at 1:37 is insane seeing as he was just announcing Kubo has sentience like 30 seconds earlier
11:20
Ah, thought that was going somewhere else.
But nope.
Where did you think?
I thought it was going to be some cringe transphobic shit
i was about to say "didnt i already watch this video" then i realised that was an unofficial edit
ong same
NO WONDER I THOUGHTNI WAS HAVING DEJA VU OMG
I've solved the case of '99 "big guy"; I would advise that in the dead of night, you sleep with one eye open.
uh oh schlatt, this guys on his way rn
Imagine if the Harlem Globetrotters did baseball, that'd be so crazy
Have you seen the bananas?
@@LegendOfJake I don't know what you're implying and frankly I'm not so fond of your indirect and suspicious ways of messaging me, Jake, it's giving me the ick so I need you to know I could literally never have romantic feelings towards you let alone let you sleep with me
@@WatcherTeachertf
@@CheeseMiser Least schizophrenic Schlingus fan interaction
Peace love
1:53 bro made a sequel for his Queen Elizabeth shirt
2:40 i have never heard "shlorp" laugh that genuinely before. Not since what happened in 1999 at least
Schlitoris acting like he didn’t create and curate this community
fucking who
We are a Petri dish he made in his little lab, like a mad schlientist
5:42 fun fact, the anonymous man was Anthpo in a costume
Oh, I'm actually kinda disappointed. I hoped it was some rando.
makes sense tbh
Sigh.
4:37 gonna be back here in four months
oh no
Lmaoooo I’ll see you here brother 🫡
anthony po's reveal he is cheeseball man makes 5:25 so much more funny
4:19 what were in for the next few days more like a few days
Cant believe a fan channel edited and uploaded this vod better and earlier than the actual channel lmao
Knew I was right in thinking these are like the exact same videos that guy studied the style perfectly 😭
longer too😂
I felt like I was watching the same video
Isn't this his second channel?
Is he going to rank it yet
amazing plot twist
in 2030 "he" actually will rank every single tiktok, my uncle who works at "schlatt co" told me
*yank
"the schluman schlentipede 2: full schlequence" really went nuts in the "rankings" in this one!
7:46 HE’S FUCKING BLUSHING
Joe Biden recognized Da Hood 💯 frr.. 0:45
that was a smooth fuckin dap lmfao
3:39 When people say "They'll let you off the hook for now" a bit too literally
The bills were due
You know what else keeps your phone from being snatched? A minor amount of situation awareness.
I think Biden saw this and realized it was time to go 💀
"sometimes there is hope for joe biden"
"this is what we're in for, for the next 4 years"
lmao he dropped out right after this video was released, literally the next fucking day.
If I can find a single Jschlong video that does not have his name in quotation marks, I will do 7132024 situps
Love the fact that all those clips are put in a random order and not in the order "Schlatt" looked at them on stream.
I was not responsible for what happened in Butler, PA on July 13, 2024
what happened then?
5:19 anyone here after the Anthony Po video?
bro we knew it was him before the vid
3:26 literally just like the youtube comments that add nothing to the video
(insert reply that adds nothing to the comment)
Ok
13:20 this is a good idea
Good idea for us not a good idea for him.
Time stamps:
End: 15:55
Very helpful thanks
He finally shut up thanks bro
The guy who edited the vod into the exact same video 2 weeks before 💀💀
yeah I thought I was going nuts cause I've seen these clips before
OMFG IM NOT CRAZY. Also yeah it's almost 1:1
Then two days later, Joe drops out.
all the biden jokes aged very well 😭
why what happened to joe
i can't believe my favorite streamer "schlehicular schlanslaughter" posted a video!
“Shingles” has finally ran out of money
11:40 Schlatt when this video gets 100k likes i wanna see you make that video.
11:11 i was not expecting that... and this is a thing to expect from a schlatt video
8:13 I can't believe the like count on this is 9/11
Cartoony ahh pull 3:51
the trans woman who pulled out the unexpected 9/11 joke is the funniest mf alive
I was so confused why it ended up in his subreddit and I got worried, was not disappointed 🤣
My only complaint is that she showed footage of the south tower being hit but said it was the north tower
7:33 glad to see Schlevrolet’s husband again after a long time
Schl009 Schlevrolet Schlilverado*
@@Wutsizbukkithahaha 🤣
everything is gone. nothing remains. i cannot live, nor can i die. i am one.
1:07 well this sure aged well
1:13 can’t believe this came out two days before Biden pulled out of the election
8:18 why he looks like Minecraft steve
Bro is a Minecraft dirt block
"Schmice Schon Schvenus" schlearly schuses schis schapp schfor schis schelaborate schmoney scheme.
bro these names r way too creative
Everyone knows the saying "If not friend, why friend shaped?" But they don't realize there's another version. "If not friend shaped, why friend?"
Bro folded when he saw the price of a pen😂😂❤
0:30 “you’re my frien now, we’re having soft tacos later :D”
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK 14:18 IS MY IRL BEST FRIEND. I’ve known Matt since first grade!
ALSO his dad worked at a pen company so kinda fits lmao
your friend is easily entertained
at the same time i would probably be entertained by that too
1:21 Joe Biden stepped down… I’m getting flashbacks to when “schlumber” killed the queen
13:45
shikanokonokonokokoshitantan
しかのこのこのここしたんたん
シカノコノコノココシタンタン
시카노코노코노코코시탄탄
0:37 Mr. President Shits himself.
I’m confused. Why did Schlatt have such a reaction to 5:14 lol
"Yeah he probably smoked whatever his son is on" probably. Or "dad those were my f*cking brownies"
@@Wutsizbukkit I still feel like both of those are pretty tame imo
@@TZ_ong fr no cap
Joe biden dipped when we didn’t need him 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️
1:50
As a person living in PA, I think you need to get the ukelele, Schlatt.
Thought we weren’t going to notice
Boy this one didn’t age well because he stepped down. Schlatt saying he’s got 4 more in him.
This aged well
4:35 , joe's got four more................. months
Seeing this thumbnail right after learning Biden dropped out sure was something
PLEASE BRING BACK THE ORIGINAL REACTS I HAVE BEEN WEEPING IN MY HUMBLE ABODE FOR A HUNDRED DAYS A HUNDRED DAYS I HAVENT SEEN THEM
WERE RUNNING OUT OF BIDEN MEMES HE DROPPED OUT
3:33
Average Sniperwolf reaction
i’m upset that you’re completely right
The 4 piece handshake hope aged like bad cheese 😂
11:15 *South tower, not North.
People on the day were still getting the information as it was happening and there was a lot of misinformation, simply because people didn't know all the details. I can almost guarantee some news outlets mixed up south and north
“that boy said damn, damn” HAD ME DYING
Note the extra red tone to "Schleinstein's Theory of General Relativity" at 7:35 when he sees his soulmate
2:02 sans ahh sound