Jon Stewart on Iran, Israel, and Trump’s Hush Money Trial | The Daily Show
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- Опубликовано: 14 апр 2024
- Jon Stewart unpacks Iran launching missiles at Israel and resident Civil War historian Donald Trump claiming to be the solution. Plus, with Trump’s criminal trial beginning, Desi Lydic, Ronny Chieng, and Josh Johnson go head-to-head to decide which persecuted martyr he resembles most. #DailyShow #Iran #Trump
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"Gettysburg. Wow." What a speech! I mean everyone is saying they've never heard anyone speak like this. It might be the best speech ever. People were crying. Big tough men with tears in their eyes. Bigly important speech, folks.
KILLS ME SO MANY MAGGOT ZOMBIES ARE FOLLOWING HIM!!! ESPECIALLY TOO MANY OF MY OLD RETIRED LAW ENFORCEMENT PARTNERS!!! QUITE SCARY!!!
Bigly?? 😂😂😂 love it❤
“Sir...?” 😭
I know I had tears in my eye. That was the funniest thing on the internet in the last week.
ikr? That "wow" at the end really sold it.
Jon Stewart, bringing back to us the reality that we have lost. Thank you, sir.
Love how this is roughly 10% of who Jon Stewart really is
Seeing these types of comments… Is it his first night? Second? Third? No!
Funny how many claimed he was so horrible, that he changed, and that he would hurt ratings, hahaha.
John Oliver brings reality.
Jon Stewart brings the comedy.
He's great, but don't sleep on Zeitgeist: Requiem by Peter Joseph; it comes out soon! Trailer online now. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. kicks it off.
Someone please tell me how I survived without Jon Stewart for the last 10 years.
By the skin of our teeth
Man, the world needs Jon more than ever. Bless you, brother.
🙌
STEWART !!!!!
Man, I love Noah and all the other hosts, but Jon just brings something to this show that makes it a totally different show without him.
Truly God’s work
Why does marxist clown Jon Stewart feel comfortable discussing every topic with no legal education or even skill to understand a simple concept of LIBERALISM? Come talk to us at atheist republic instead of these idea scammers.
“Well Jake, he appears to be asleep”🤣😂🤣
Dozo Don needs a new diaper and a drool bucket.
still more awake than sleepy Joe. Is this the best lot America got to choose presidents?
When a guy expects you to mansplain but you just give the facts
"Gettysburg wow..." Such eloquence.
I know we're not supposed to use a word that starts with the letter "R", rhymes regarded, and refers to someone who is mentally impaired anymore, but Donald Trump is so that word. And the people who are still supporting him - I just don't know. This could all be part of the opening scenes from the movie _Idiocracy_ "Welcome to Costco. I love you."
@@DennisMoore664 it's almost like a line you hear Owen Wilson say in comedy where he's pretending to be a History professor
I wonder how many times he practiced that in front of the mirror?
@@ameyagokhale5123
So Hansel 🔥
Lincoln wept.
"Wow Me boys" - Robert E. Lee, battle of Gettysburg.
😂😂😂😂😂
Actually it was Rob Lowe as ‘Sodapop Curtis’ in the movie The Outsiders, which was shot in Tulsa, not Gettysburg. And set in 1965, not 1863.
Every Monday I realize how much I missed him. I need Jon to maintain some kind of mental health. As long as he can make me laugh about all the chaos I feel somewhat safe. Greetings from Switzerland and many thanks to the guy who introduced me to the Daily Show many moons back.
I wish I lived in Switzerland. I’m in California and still waiting for it to drop off the mainland and become an island. A tropical Switzerland and country in its own right. Anything to get away from Trump and his party of goons. 😂
@@silvermainecoons3269you're a Californian cat woman with mental health issues you don't say 😂😂😂
Jon Stewart returning to The Daily Show on Monday’s is the best thing to happen in a long time. His wit and wisdom in this forum is unsurpassed. I don’t know what the teams are. Love him❤
He's still got it.. SO MUCH...
unsurpassed? I'd say Dave Chapelle definitely surpasses. If Dave hosted the daily show it'd be the best show since the Chapelle show.
We need a Back In Black rant!
It is Johns show
Glad he's back but wished he hadn't left just when Trump started his presidency.
The ending… “if the glove don’t fit” i was dying 😂
Great to see josh on the daily show again
"Did you have a nice sandwich?!" "Run!" 🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️ 😂😂
Stewart was sorely missed and he had the right time to come back!
Just have to say, “So glad you added Josh Johnson as a correspondent!” Well deserved. ☺️
I, too, am a Tori who is here for Josh Johnson! 😊
Every Trump speech is a sixth-grade oral report on a book you didn’t read.
No. Sixth graders today have a bit more sense than that idiot. They would at least know how to use Google or an AI platform to do the report. This is why he needs some index cards. But, I’ll bet he has never utilized index cards, even in school.
😂😂😂
I'm pretty sure he can't understand anything he denounces.
Don't forget his favorite Bible, w.ith leather cover, meant to be held upside down
Hon, You give him too much credit...More like 3rd grade book report!!!!😂😂😂😂
President Trump went to the U.S.S. Arizona Memorial Site at Pearl Harbor Hawaii a few years ago. Turns to a Navy Officer and says, “so, what was this all about?” True story..
As a sailor Trump was better for us than biran
@@DixonCider117no, he wasn’t and he most certainly isn’t now.
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@@DixonCider117 Than biran????? I guess this explains why you think that 😅
Did he also say if you didn't vote for him, that you weren't black or able to find how way back to the plane without getting lost ?
Always evict uphill, my boys!
“Robert E Lee, wow! Running up that hill. Running up that road. Beautiful.”
Very fighting! Cannons so much, horses so big! Wow!
Me-boys!
Sounds like that Kate Bush song.
He should have just watched the movie...
...if he could have stayed awake long enough to finish it
@@notsure1969running up that building?
I love music well before being born in the 90s, but I prefer 60s and 70s.
Not a fan of hers, but I really like the placebo cover from 20 something years ago.
Glad to know the news was as whiplash-inducing for Jon as it was for the rest of us.
Ashalom-alaikum to you too, Jon!
I loved the funneling money from HealthCare and education line.
It's a testament to the show that it gets so much flak in the comments section, I'm so glad to see Jon back with this incredible crew
He should get all black jury since he did more for them since Lincoln 😅😅😅
😂
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Probably more than Lincoln according to him.
Riiiiiight!!!!????
Ppppppl000@@hks2377
Josh Johnson as “Team O.J.” was perfect. Hilarious and frighteningly accurate at the same time.
it hits different knowing in OJ died almost at the same time
I was not ready for the last minute of this video. 🤣😂
"Imagine committing so many crimes, you get bored at your own trial" 😭🤣
"Never fight up hill, SpongeBob me boy." Classic Gettysburg
Lol
*It seems tRump is one zip code short of the full Gettysburg address...!!! (LOL)* 🤣
Thank goodness we had George Washington to go from Valley Forge to Gettysburg to secure the airports from the British and save the union!
😂😂😂
And It really wasn't his fault he was in the bathroom when the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor.
Yep. And then there was that precious moment.
@@glenchapman3899
When the Germans attacked Pearl Harbor
It would be nice and helpful to mankind if we can examine the MEGA brain 🧠, are they all hallow?
"my seventh grade book report, Gettysburg wow" rips ngl
I’m hoping the National Park Service isn’t sleeping on the merch possibilities. I’d totally buy a Gettysburg Wow shirt.
Seeing Josh Johnson on the show like this is just all smiles lol
When did he get on the show? I found him on Tiktok, didn't knew he was here.
@@Daniel_Alves1993 His correspondent debut was at the end of this past February. He’s been writing for them since 2017 though.
I love Josh Johnson
I know!!! I love it so much!!
Anybody else notice how many of the guys behind DJT are looking at the ground during his "never fight uphill" rant? 😂
I think the kid with the red face fell asleep.
...watching their phones.
Trying to stay awake until they get their attendance paychecks
@@vi9763he gave 50$ to spectators of escalator from heaven speech. Is he still paying 50?
My take was that they had no idea what battle Trump was even talking about.
I never realized how much Robert E. Lee sounded like Mr. Krabs from SpongeBob SquarePants...
Stewart- we missed you and needed you.
Was wondering how he could make it through his entire monologue without mentioning OJ... but happy Josh got a stab at it!
I shouldn't say it but you brought it up, yes but did he remember the gloves? I'm sorry I had to.
I see what you did there
That comment cuts deep my friend
😂😅🤣
Never fight uphill. This coming from the guy easily defeated by a ramp... down!
Excellent
That's right, me boy!
As opposed to falling off of a bike? Or up the stairs? Or on stage?
Being extremely vain about his perceived height, Trump wears lifts in his shoes. That's why he walks and stands oddly and has trouble negotiating ramps and stairs.
Poor Biden is just old and slightly clumsy 😊
@@terryrobertson111
At least Biden actually can ride a bike. Bet you Trump can't.
I CONTINUE TO BE GRATEFUL THAT YOU ARE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ever though i can't always tune in.
I'm so glad that Jon is back hosting again, and it's always a fun time with Ronnie, Desi, and Josh.
It's an indescribable gift to have Jon Stewart back on air.🙂💕🎉
Right!!??? So surreal.. and he is firing on ALL CYLINDERS... 🤣
YES , thank you Jon Stewart!
Seriously geeze you guys are pitiful.
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Trump’s remarks on Gettysburg is the stuff for History Hall of Shame!
He’s like a 2 year old trying to make up a bedtime story on the fly 🤣
Desantis would like it...
Or the "how it happened" scenes from the sequel to _Idiocracy_
trump knows they were trying to protect the airports 😊😊
It was a great hall. Probably the best. Alot of people are saying it was actually the wall of shame. A great big beautiful wall. And the big burly bikers came up to me with tears in his eyes and said what a wonderful wall.
I love Ronny Chieng's face expressions while Josh Johnson was talking; and Desi Lydic, she's gold;
One of the best episodes. The speech on the middle east was my favorite
This was both equally hilarious and frighteningly sad at the same time😂😢
Agree ☹️
"Gettysburg, what an unbelievable battle that was. The Battle of Gettysburg, what an unbelievable, I mean, it was so much and so interesting, and so vicious and so horrible and so beautiful in so many different ways, it represented such a big portion of the success of this country. Gettysburg, wow...I go to Gettysburg, Pennsylvania deluctant (?) and uh...To watch the statement of Robert E. Lee who is no longer in favour, did you ever notice that? No longer in favour...'Never fight uphill, me boys, never fight uphill'; they were fighting uphill, he said 'Wow, that was a big mistake', he lost his great general and, uh, they were fightin- 'Never fight uphill, me boys!'"
In breaking news, the Library of Congress has sought to preserve the text of this address as historically and culturally significant. Some call it the new, better Gettysburg address, an oration befitting of the only man more historically persecuted than the great Abraham Lincoln.
*BREAKING NEWS*
The Trump Presidential Library has burned down. Tragically, the fire consumed both books, and Trump hadn't even finished coloring the second one.
_(With apologies to Gore Vidal.)_
If republicans are hellbent on rewriting history can we let Trump do the history textbooks?
@@paradisepipeco It's worth noting that this joke was originally made by the late American author Gore Vidal (RIP) at the expense of Ronald Reagan following the latter's election.
Don't fight uphills me, boys. Don't Fight up hill me boys. said captain bone Spur.
I kept my eyes focused on the blond in the lower right corner. Her expressions say everything.
I'm so psyched to see Josh Johnson on this show. He's so perfect for it
Thank you
Jon hasn't lost a step...he's just sharper and edgier!😮
This is exactly why we needed Jon Stewart
Why? To drop tired left-wing talking points like everyone else in the media? Defense instead of healthcare, blah blah blah, colonialism caused all this, blah blah blah. I usually like John but this was weak, partisan hackery.
agree 1000%… Only reason I'm still sane right now
Yeah, we really didn't have enough lẹftists in the media!
@@harryharry9602 true story! I can't watch the man anymore.
@@harryharry9602 Well then go watch OAN, where journalism thrives in slobbering all over Donny's greatness, innocence and patriotic christianity 24/7. Funny how conservatives "sooo concerned" about narrativising never, ever see that.
Call it a... more comfortable narrative.
We missed you John Stewart… wish you continued health.
Man. Jon is seriously the GOAT. There are lots of other late night hosts that I love seeing their takes on world events, but none of them quite nail it like Jon.
John Oliver is the other one, and look who trained him
Every time I watch a new episode, I say that. Pity he will leave after the election, but I'm savoring every moment until then.
@@MrDavidKord Right now we in Europe like them all. Starting with John O./ Jon Stewart/ and Jimmie K. Right now in this crazy, splitting time this is the best coming from Amerika. We still love most of you and cant wait till you we unite and get it on. Gesundheit and some prayers dont hurt.
Part of it is he also cares beyond this job. He’s very passionate about many of these topics, to the point of speaking at congress, etc.
@@christophlieding734 thank you for saying this. I didn't realize the shows were very popular on your side of the world. It gives me hope knowing that y'all understand.
actually….the USA has ENOUGH to pay for BOTH healthcare and a high tech defense.
it’s just that the upper 5% gets away with NOT paying their fair share.
Exactlyyyyy... we don't even have to CHANGE the tax laws - we just need to ENFORCE THE EXISTING ONES!!! LOL
But we should cut defense spending
"Defense"
@@TheBeezusjones You don't know the tax laws if you think they don't need changing. There are loop holes galore that the rich take advantage of and those loop holes aren't closed so they continue taking advantage of them hence why they don't "pay their fair share".
Let's remember that the domestic budget for social services gets cut because that's welfare, while military contracts that fund a very few companies controlled by wealthy companies is patriotism. They'll talk about the jobs in the communities where these companies and the domestic military bases are, but they actually only employ a relatively small amount of workers. And when the military is done with soldiers they renege on their promises of medical care, rehabilitation, retraining etc. Tories love a large supply of cheap disposable labour.
Thank you for returning!
I still love the fact that Jon Stewart is back on the Daily Show, we are guaranteed at least one episode of the Daily Show per week will be funny.
I stopped watching when Trevor Noah took over. I like Trevor but don't find him funny.
I stopped watching when Trevor Noah took over. I like Trevor but don't find him funny.
@@ems4884 I watched Trevor sporadically. Sometimes he was funny, but not funny enough to keep me coming back like Jon does. I never missed a Daily Show when Jon was at the helm.
“Did you have a nice sandwich??? RUN” 😂
Only comedy can highlight the absurdity of America's actions!
He was talking about Gaza @@nom_chompsky
Hahah aaah... Genocide is funny af
Biden is comedy, dementia 😢😮@@SulaimanamialuS
@@user-fc5sq1jy5m He also used that in a bit about Somalia in a 1996 special. Still funny
Love that Jon is back!!!!🎉❤🎉❤
John Stewart you are honest. You always talk realty what is truth.❤
"...committing so many crimes that you get bored at your own trial." 🤣🤣🤣
I’m starting to think all these crimes are desperate attempts to slow down his campaign. The more I look into them the more confusing things get.
@@troybenson5767 the more dumber you get if you go looking for answer on “truth social.”
"crimes" lol
The hard cuts from the footage back to Jon are hilarious. "Hey Jake....what parta head-down eyes-closed drool-comin-outta-his-mouth.....do you not f*ckin' undastand?!"
Maggie Haberman totally has that vibe.
Kudos to the writers, this show was epic.
The only person who is not only on the point but also not a two faced hypocrite.
kudos for spitting the truth ❤
Oh my gosh Josh JOHNSON!!
ALWAYS taking it to the next level.
Josh Johnson is a national treasure
Completely agree. That man is a treasure and makes my day better whenever I see him show up.
Trump knows about Gettysburg like he knows The Bible.
He’s still upset because he can’t find the Gettysburg address on Google Maps
I guess he wasn't paying attention in 5th grade history. I was required to memorize it as part of our Civil War unit.
@@letitiajeavons6333 Trumps grades were all purchased. I can guarantee he never spent a full day in a classroom. 😂
Oh, but trump is SUCH an eloquent speaker, is he not? 😅
Never have I heard a more incoherent speech
"We have the best burgs, some say the greatest burgs... ever. None greater than the burg named after the man himself, mister J Paul Getty. He built a lot of burgs, almost as many as me."
Thanks
I’m so glad you’re back!!!!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤
Love you Jon. Speaking truth to power as always
yes its only true when he speaks about trump right?
can we all just appreciate we have Jon back in our lives, man I needed it.
Sad life dude
@@dmp1962 That's Liberals. Sad and pathetic, that's why they continue worship and live their lives through celebrities well into adulthood while most other outgrow that phase after their teens.
@@dmp1962 you been outside lately?
The Daily Show has the best closing beat
Fantastic! Had me giggling often!
We're lucky to have this guy back. Sometimes I can't believe the things he says out loud, I feel like I'm watching Mr. Robot for the first time. I hope more people start recognizing how valuable this kind of commentary is.
One thing I have to say, though, is that people on "the other side" aren't going to sit through this, it's too "whimsical" and celebratory. It's too bad because it's insightful and it could change some people's minds.
The other side? Im right wing and i love jon stewart. Doesnt mean i agree with everything he says. But hes way better than trevor noah.
@@tylerdaniel6428 Trevor is no Jon. Nobody's Jon. But Trevor is a gem as a host. His delivery is perfect.
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@@tylerdaniel6428 Why don't you listen and agree with what Jon Stewart says? He's speaking the truth
@@signumcrucis71 never foight up'ill, me boys!
How do we stay sane in such a crazy world?
with DRUGS
The best drugs, I walked in here and said wow we have the best drugs
The first step is realizing that it is crazy...
Humor..
I pretend....
Jon Stewart me booyy. U are a realist 💯
Team OJ: They've both had Alan Dershowitz on their legal teams.
"Keep sending that oil...."
They would still be poor if we didn't buy it; and Iran would have been part of The USSR.
TURKEY is who was their colonial master for centuries.
@@craigbritton1089😂
@@nonnyj81 read some actual history. Tired of ignorant Ideologues of the left and right.
How long was The Ottoman Empire in charge? And how poor were The Arabs? And The West got the Mandate to help the Arabs? And become independent. Which we did. And we made them rich.
So clown face yourself.
This is the first man on earth since George Carlin to have a legacy in comedy so rich and beautiful that seamlessly doubles as a service to humanity. Ty Jon Stewart you are an absolute legend.
Beautifully put, and oh so true! What a difference it makes when the comedian's heart is as big as his sense of humor.
Really? He looks like a tired, washed-up sellout.
@@LordRykard9376 and you look like a brain dead maga loser, but looks can be deceiving right?
@@LordRykard9376like your tired washed up mum sells it out back of dive bars. Gargle gargle
@@LordRykard9376here's a bag of chips for you, now tell me... Who hurt you?
Sorry for feeding this Troll but he looked particularly famished.
Well done!!!
Brilliant👏👏👏👏
Desi's first part was so perfect, having The Art of the Deal the sequel to the New Testament! We've got to spread that joke far and wide!
"I'm still writing Iraq War on my checks!" 😂
Me when I didn't read the book assigned in English class:
Wow, what a wonderful book. It was amazing, and horrible, and changed so many things. I think this was the greatest book ever. Nobody has seen a book like this before. Beautiful.
Love it 👏👏👏
Man John just keeps getting better
This isn't just comedy. This is facts. Thank you, Jon Stewart, for existing.
It’s calls satire
it's called propaganda
he didnt, with one word, mention that irans drone strikes were a response to an illegal strike of iranian embassy territory in damascus by israel.
any country that wants to be taken seriously has to respond to something like that.
their drone strike was announced 3 days in advance and exclusively aimed at military targets
even cnn is reporting that irans move is exclusively a response to israel
@@fireskorpion396The members of the Iranian military killed in the embassy were part of Irans support to Hisbollah and Hamas - which you didn‘t mention with a single word.
It’s absolute nonsense.
Just Gold!!
I was like what the F, when did Robert E. Lee turn into an Irish pirate! 🤣
Have sorely missed Jon and the sanity and clarity he brings. If you remove the humour, what's left is a message of truth we all need to hear. Plus the man is funny as frack.
Noah has no chance with this master
Sorry Jon and Noah are both awesome
These are all the same jokes Noah would say. Just being honest
Well put.
what are you 60? lol
Love this show!!!!
Haha! Thanks for your humor and honesty. I am thankful for you every day. Please keep up the great work!
John Stewart: Better than EVER!!
What is it about a Jon Stewart Daily Show that seems to elevate the correspondents so much? I love how honoring he is.
This is a comedy show. Not a single perspective/opinion in this video clip is insightful, correct or intelligent. It’s the talking points/buzz words of a “socially aware” teenager.
@@TheBornnakedyou mean like fox “news” does
The bar was so low it didn't take much. I'm just glad we finally have a host that's brave enough to call out trump on his stupidity
@@chrisbrown9328 Trevor? Every guest host since? Lol
@@StarWizard
Exactly
Monday is now one of my favorite days of the week 🙃Thanks Jon 😅
"Gettysburg. Wow" lol
Very intellectual analysing those wars sir
When I was little I wished that life would be more like cartoons... I didn't realize it'd be like this...
Be careful what you wish for.
Trump is in Pennsylvania at Gettysburg lamenting the great injustice of Robert E Lee falling out of favor... 150 years after he lost the Civil War. You're just going to let that slide? 😂
Those of us not from the Lehigh Valley wouldn't, that's why he held the rally where he did
He was NOWHERE near Gettysburg though.
Completely different part of the state
@@user-zb9lv3gh8s Yep. Google Maps says the two are about 120 - 130 miles apart.
@@user-zb9lv3gh8syeah that’s the real issue…
Trump has recognized the historical significance of one of his favorite figures who was involved in the struggle to maintain slavery.
Omigod YESSSSSSS cameo by Josh Johnson!!!!
in my opinion this has been one of the best and funniest daily shows in recent weeks or months.
Man Jon came back like he never left. Just like when I was a kid, I'll laugh throughout his monologue, completely skip over the correspondents to spare myself a shudder or two, and stick around for the end depending on who the guest is. The classic format.
More famous Robert E. Lee quotes; “Don’t shoot until you see salt on their fries!” and, “Driving up the hill in my six-four, Fightin’ the Union, and their Air Corps.”
LOL!!!!! Nice one
Trump has recognized the historical significance of one of his favorite figures who was involved in the struggle to maintain slavery.
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Brilliant 🙂
Oh my gosh! I missed, I truly missed Jon Stewart! This video was both hilarious and sad, for the truths underlying every laugh.
If the glove don’t fit, you must acquit 😂😂😂
Be sure you soak it in water and let it dry first.
A glove shaped like a small, flaccid 🍄