TASTING BRITAIN'S LOW STAR TAKEAWAYS (Horden, Co Durham) One star pizza shop

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  • Опубликовано: 28 окт 2024

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  • @BLOTOUTDOORSSHOW
    @BLOTOUTDOORSSHOW  Год назад +15

    If you would like to support the BLOT OUTDOORS SHOW you can buy me a coffee (whaskey) 🥃🤪 You know it makes total sense.
    buymeacoffee.com/blotoutdoors
    You can also support the BLOT OUTDOORS SHOW through PayPal 👍 paypal.me/blotoutdoors

  • @frogmorepipester7490
    @frogmorepipester7490 Год назад +42

    When the food was just okay my grandfather would say, “oh well, it will make a turd”.

  • @lizzyhall9823
    @lizzyhall9823 Год назад +63

    You should definitely do more of these takeaway videos.

    • @skimmingstoness
      @skimmingstoness Год назад

      Let the poor guy stock up on toilet roll first

  • @deletebilderberg
    @deletebilderberg Год назад +29

    English / British chip shop chips are the best I’ve ever tasted. We can’t get anything like them here in the US. And the way you serve kebabs. Just not as good here. Great channel pal !

  • @rogerking8163
    @rogerking8163 Год назад +29

    Having worked for 6 years in the fast food industry with internal and external audits there are alot of negative factors that diminish the score. Record keeping is one of the top factors! Your premises may look clean and everyone handling food as per standards but if records can not prove this compliance you are f#cked. Did the chillers/freezers temps get logged, is the defrosted foods get labelled with use by dates, has cooked temps been recorded, has stock been rotated and have your staff passed food handling cert.

    • @aldo874
      @aldo874 Год назад +1

      Yes can confirm, the “clipboard noncery” must be up to date

  • @ListPosts
    @ListPosts Год назад +3

    The back of that takeaway looks like a good stealth camp. Two rights it is

  • @royfontaine5526
    @royfontaine5526 Год назад +11

    I like the way he slips into more of a Mackem / County Durham accent when he orders - like he did last week. Best way to stay undercover I guess! 😂 Fascinating things accents, and it’s a skill to naturally (and often subconsciously) change it from one interaction to another.

  • @RaoulDuke333
    @RaoulDuke333 Год назад +4

    Idea for future stealth camp : outside a military camp or airforce base or Abandoned spooky buildings/ known haunted sites ? Keep up the good work pal dingo !!

  • @Dovakinworld
    @Dovakinworld Год назад +7

    I just wanted to thank you for doing these videos and staying consistent! I look forward to these every Friday and Sunday. That being said if any how you simply couldn't get a video out one week it's all good we'd totally understand!

  • @ListPosts
    @ListPosts Год назад +5

    Haven’t even watched it yet and I already know it’s gonna be an absolute BANGER!! You know it is.. RIGHTS!

  • @Boppa1260
    @Boppa1260 Год назад +4

    Looking forward to see this.🕺👌

  • @papasmurf1904
    @papasmurf1904 Год назад +3

    As a longhaul truck driver, I too don't go for fancy expensive food. This spread would suit me perfectly.....with plenty of leftovers! I love food that sticks to your ribs and is simple grub for nourishment! 👍👍😃😉

  • @matrobroberts916
    @matrobroberts916 Год назад +4

    Great channel and idea to do the takeaway stuff well done mate keep em coming 👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @jm7720
    @jm7720 Год назад +7

    Oooooh Matron. You're some kind of Gordon Ramsey.

  • @leephipps3530
    @leephipps3530 Год назад +7

    Plums in the mouth! Hahahaha! Absolutely fantastic video once again. Serious 1 star food tasting. Rights! 😂

  • @aucourant9998
    @aucourant9998 Год назад +34

    I love the way they give you chips on the side of the burger to go with the already massive pile of chips. LOL.

    • @starky2.057
      @starky2.057 Год назад +1

      Right!!

    • @sylvia9292
      @sylvia9292 Год назад +1

      @@starky2.057 hahaaa

    • @IamBATMAN2024
      @IamBATMAN2024 Год назад +5

      Usually in the uk if you order a burger you automatically get chips and salad with it at most takeaways.

    • @cerovk6000
      @cerovk6000 Год назад

      @@IamBATMAN2024definitely not 😂

    • @froobedpoon
      @froobedpoon Год назад +1

      @@IamBATMAN2024 no you dont lol

  • @noads-ll5xv
    @noads-ll5xv Год назад +7

    This stuff is great, but the Stealth Camping videos are the best! Thanks for sharing and adding a twist to the food review game! Rights!

  • @MisfitManiacJoe
    @MisfitManiacJoe Год назад +3

    £14 for all that!?!? fucking hell thats a bloody good price

  • @Thats_him_with_the_daft_hat
    @Thats_him_with_the_daft_hat Год назад +2

    I reckon that would feed five hungry lads on a late shift. That's exactly what we order on a Thursday night.
    Also, those little plastic spacers in the middle of the garlic bread/pizza have a secret second life purpose.
    I used to save them for my daughter. When She was little (5-7 years old) she was disney princess mad, and was in need of furniture for her figures.
    So, I saved these plaggy three legged things to create an Alfresco cafe. They made superb tables.

  • @gt197
    @gt197 Год назад +2

    Quality Chris. Looking forward to Sunday 👍🏻

  • @ShayneLambie
    @ShayneLambie Год назад +2

    Get well soon Schmickel Dorsal Fin - great vid as always Mandingo! 👍

  • @thedarkninja33
    @thedarkninja33 Год назад +3

    I've been going there for years and still think the food is lovely

  • @BB49.
    @BB49. Год назад +3

    Probably still using that fridge in the back yard😂

  • @lukeziemelis9384
    @lukeziemelis9384 Год назад +1

    Fantastic video, fantastic food. Keep the great work up your friend Luke 🥃👍🏻👍🏻💯💯

  • @Stevenmcwilliams1
    @Stevenmcwilliams1 Год назад +2

    Thanks

  • @karin4012
    @karin4012 Год назад +3

    Poor Mick, get well soon ❤❤❤

  • @firecaristaken
    @firecaristaken Год назад +4

    The next logical step is for Blot to go to low rated pubs and try assorted whaskeys there. You know it makes total sense, rights!

    • @bryn3652
      @bryn3652 Год назад

      Whiskey in most pubs will all be the same

    • @firecaristaken
      @firecaristaken Год назад

      @@bryn3652 He's got to ask for the bottle that has an inch of dust on it

  • @BobBob-sm3sn
    @BobBob-sm3sn Год назад +3

    That looked alright for less then £15.. time will tell in the morning with that burger meat

  • @ManyFunAdventures
    @ManyFunAdventures Год назад +2

    That looked awesome! Great price too. Yes, keep doing both vids mate. 😉👍

  • @JB-tz4jq
    @JB-tz4jq Год назад

    Great editing mate, good little addition to the camping vids. Helping the local take aways too.

  • @wazzak9213
    @wazzak9213 Год назад +2

    Looking forward to this video from a Peterlee Mandingo rights 🥃 aww Matron 🧤 🍺

  • @FreedomOverFear
    @FreedomOverFear Год назад +4

    Your fucking bonkers mandingo and we love it RIGHTS 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🤣 always appreciate the effort LICE 👏🍻🥳

  • @lauralinewinter679
    @lauralinewinter679 Год назад +1

    Great vid Mandingo! Like the series 😄 As someone else mentioned though you should try takeaway from badly reviewed places, 1 star hygiene doesn’t always mean bad food it can just be from incorrect paperwork etc! Get looking up then 1 star reviewed joints 🍔 Rights 😄👍👍

  • @TheVoyagers.
    @TheVoyagers. Год назад

    Love these videos. It’s different from your stealth camping but it’s good to switch it up

  • @lawrencetalbot55
    @lawrencetalbot55 Год назад

    That's a good sized meal and at a good price, too. My wife and I like trying out places with low ratings like you're doing, the food is almost always good and well worth the price. We really enjoy your channel, the stealth camping especially. We also love the whasky review, and we worry about Mick being absent. You have a measure of the same quality of personality that makes Steve Wallis so popular, it's not that you're like him in any way, you just have an easy-going way about you. And you and Mick have a chemistry, I can tell you guys are great friends. You camp in some pretty sketchy locations, like I did when I was young. Right under people's noses, quite frequently. I lived underneath a parked pontoon boat for the whole Winter, when I was 19 and the cold didn't bother me. I've camped in multiple places in Phoenix Arizona and in Kansas City Missouri and Kansas City Kansas, and outlying communities and countryside. Probably the best years of my life, but I'm not sure I'd do it today. That was almost 50 years ago, it was a different world.

  • @DaveandBuddyOutdoors
    @DaveandBuddyOutdoors Год назад +1

    When me and a few others were on the road, we'd often look for places where we could get the most food for the least amount of money. This place would've been right up our street! All that for just less than £15 would've done us nicely.
    You'd have to let us know one time if you're ever ill later or the next day from these low rating takeaways.
    Also, your editing on this video, mandingo, was brilliant. Plenty of B-roll footage and overlayed with subtle background music.
    Very nicely done 👍
    Take care
    All the best
    Dave (and Buddy the doggo)

  • @jasonstouchbury9882
    @jasonstouchbury9882 Год назад +2

    Love your vids thank you you legend have a great weekend be safe ❤

  • @bigeater1310
    @bigeater1310 Год назад +3

    Should have taken the bird wearing green leggings in the takeaway back to the old van dingo and gave her a rating 😂

  • @donnyrankin8330
    @donnyrankin8330 Год назад +1

    Finally!, someone who loves their food as much as I do!. No excuses!, eat away and be happy!, my motto. Yup. These vids are gonna be Classic's!. 🍻

  • @westleyolbrechts
    @westleyolbrechts Год назад +1

    Hello from Spain Chris love your blot show makes my day watching the vids...can't wait to go Camping myself and my son albeit illegal here apart from the standard camp site..have to get back to the UK soon and do some proper camping!

  • @janetrossiter134
    @janetrossiter134 Год назад +2

    Great video as always and get well soon Mick .

  • @jezcrowson6665
    @jezcrowson6665 Год назад +1

    Spot on!!!!❤ going to have a fresh food company chillie and some 🌾 rice! Right! XX

  • @wougle
    @wougle Год назад

    The cinematography is really coming on mandingo, really enjoying these for sure.

  • @lisabudd5979
    @lisabudd5979 Год назад

    🇦🇺 hi i came across a few of your vlogs ,i like how you do them and your down to earth and honest .
    I like how you challenge the stereotypes and see for your self .top bloke 🇦🇺👍

  • @rayzerd77
    @rayzerd77 Год назад +1

    Looking forward to this, Mandingo! Lice! Aaaahh!! 👍🥃

  • @staffordandy
    @staffordandy Год назад +13

    £15!! An absolute bargain 😊

    • @MrTrig84
      @MrTrig84 Год назад +3

      Really was a good lump of food for under £15. Especially these days where the price of everything is rocketing. I think the member of staff said at the beginning that the prices had gone up a bit. Hard to believe it could be any cheaper.

    • @Thats_him_with_the_daft_hat
      @Thats_him_with_the_daft_hat Год назад +3

      Meal deals are the mainstay of Northern takeaways.

  • @biolinebioline3090
    @biolinebioline3090 Год назад +2

    Thats a lot of food for the price fair play mandingo 👍

  • @mrwhite6717
    @mrwhite6717 Год назад +1

    Service with a smile - you know it makes sense. Chilli got you fella!

  • @mikecole5534
    @mikecole5534 Год назад

    Great vid..How about a stealthy near a snake bridge..Englands famous for these bridges.Keep rocking..Vids with the little mick are legendary..ahhhh.☮

  • @katieg1560
    @katieg1560 Год назад

    Just started watching. Love the music!! 😎

  • @bryansalvagejr757
    @bryansalvagejr757 Год назад

    I love this new show (along with the stealth camping!!

  • @Roguelfy
    @Roguelfy Год назад +2

    Day 2. Shitting through a tea-strainer. The taste and quantity meant nothing!

  • @jmcookie3105
    @jmcookie3105 Год назад +1

    You should have 2 channels one for food rating and so on and main channel for the camping video 👍👍

  • @BB49.
    @BB49. Год назад +1

    Come on Blot surprise us and turn up somewhere else in Britain one day your fans will love it!

  • @Sumsayy
    @Sumsayy Год назад +2

    this is a great video mandingo really liked this one, you're so funny man

  • @MrMaximus38
    @MrMaximus38 Год назад +1

    What a mountain of food you had to munch through there Chris. Respect to you for getting all down your Gregory Peck. Excellent content as always mate. 👍 🥃🥃🥃.

  • @KevinJones-bt7ib
    @KevinJones-bt7ib Год назад +1

    I was thinking in the future if you buy a new van, some camper conversion videos could be fun to watch, they seem very popular on RUclips and it could get you some new subscribers. I know you're doing a hell of a lot anyhows and holding down a full time job, but if you get to the point where you can do RUclips full time, I think some van conversion videos would help you're channel grow. Obviously I can't guarantee that ha ha, but I still think it probably would help the channel grow 👍🍺👊

  • @davidgodfrey3809
    @davidgodfrey3809 Год назад

    Excellent idea to review these takeaways. Really enjoy your channel. I am originally from Northern Ireland but have lived in England, USA and now for the last 25 years Australia so it's interesting see what type of takeaway you can get and the cost. I can compare your meal deals to Australia. Love your Whiskey reviews and stealth camping videos.

  • @alpack2379
    @alpack2379 Год назад

    Instant thumbs up you know it makes sense rights

  • @xsirdavidianx
    @xsirdavidianx 11 месяцев назад

    That's really nice. Really really nice. Aaw!

  • @magicmatt1969
    @magicmatt1969 Год назад

    Chris, you have a big appetite, good lawd!! as we say in Texas

  • @Yopops215
    @Yopops215 Год назад +1

    The intro song has gta3 + the sopranos vibe

  • @ruddy7064
    @ruddy7064 Год назад +3

    Love these videos. Just like the stealth camping videos, you're putting your own twist on them, which sets them out from the rest. Definitely keep them coming......... 2 RIGHTS

  • @randomrandomness8743
    @randomrandomness8743 Год назад

    Great idea guys, should be plenty of 1 star slop houses around! LEFTS 😅

  • @KevinJones-bt7ib
    @KevinJones-bt7ib Год назад +1

    I see you're channel subscribers are growing, hopefully you will get up to 40,000 soon enough 🍺😎👍

  • @KevinJones-bt7ib
    @KevinJones-bt7ib Год назад +2

    It did look like an eating challenge 😂😊 if Mick was with you I'm sure you both could of smashed it 👍👊👍👊 actually could be funny seeing you and Mick doing a eating challenge

  • @marktownsend9333
    @marktownsend9333 Год назад +1

    Absolute bargain 📦✅🍻🍻

  • @markcurzon4567
    @markcurzon4567 Год назад

    Love the video keep up the good work 👍

  • @JohnLee-fg4ip
    @JohnLee-fg4ip Год назад

    3 years in Cornwall , but grew up in Sunderland takeaways much better up north my favourite is devitos silksworth always pay a visit when I'm back up Sunderland,,great videos bud always honest 👍👍

  • @lionheart4504
    @lionheart4504 Год назад

    Mandingo love your channel lice and spice all camping nice🙏👍

  • @grahamclarke6539
    @grahamclarke6539 Год назад +1

    love it.

  • @loquacious-
    @loquacious- Год назад +1

    loving the music in these recent ones! keep it up! rightsss

    • @royfontaine5526
      @royfontaine5526 Год назад

      I liked the music when he was walking around, but not when he’s talking/eating.

  • @karenflanagan1961
    @karenflanagan1961 Год назад +1

    Thank God it's Friday night 🌙 🙌 🙏 😴 🤗 😌 watching wrestling already had a few brewskys with my friends 2 beer's and dinner nice and hot meal 😋.

  • @mcgseafrass77
    @mcgseafrass77 Год назад

    Classic review always entertaining.. Rights 🥃

  • @mrVIPjoeyT
    @mrVIPjoeyT Год назад

    Awesome to see videos like this

  • @darrenraymond5334
    @darrenraymond5334 Год назад +1

    nice one keep it up😁

  • @pauleverett7346
    @pauleverett7346 Год назад +1

    Loved the plums in the mouth line, my missus nearly wet herself, your a funny mandingo. 🤣

  • @fullspeedaheadbarcelona6502
    @fullspeedaheadbarcelona6502 Год назад

    Think I’ll get me sel a geet big dorty takeaway the neet! Toon Toon ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️ Champion’s League here we come! 😉 great vid and great channel mate! 😁

  • @McSynth
    @McSynth Год назад

    Excellent review. More like this please ! 😋

  • @davidyummus6259
    @davidyummus6259 Год назад

    Aussie Dave in USA here my fellow brother man,... Top effort sunshine, love ya stuff 😊

  • @loserandaspy4303
    @loserandaspy4303 Год назад +1

    Makes total sense

  • @homoerectus5101
    @homoerectus5101 Год назад +1

    Great vid as always! Have you tried the Wooler Northumbrian Whisky yet?

  • @edglue6138
    @edglue6138 Год назад

    The tune at the beginning is belter

  • @custommadeknives
    @custommadeknives Год назад +1

    love it

  • @ghostwinterz
    @ghostwinterz Год назад +1

    Golden Fry do the best wraps in town, haven’t been able to find a takeaway that can beat it, rights!

  • @eddcatflap
    @eddcatflap Год назад +1

    Loving the vids as usual. Thanks Chris aarrggghh 😉

  • @garyanderson9644
    @garyanderson9644 Год назад

    I noticed that you parked the vandingo around the corner to make the order, just in case you need to do a runner Mandingo 😊 !
    Oh yeah 👍👍👍.

  • @danielclark7826
    @danielclark7826 Год назад

    You my friend have cheered me up thanks man friend

  • @sylvia9292
    @sylvia9292 Год назад

    lovely stealth mission matron!!! ohhh yesss.

  • @jonreynolds1655
    @jonreynolds1655 Год назад

    Superb reviews Chris ...Love the way you are not over critical just your honest opinion without being rude...respect to you my friend ..keep the content coming...tks mate

  • @Greg.Barrow
    @Greg.Barrow 7 месяцев назад

    Watching these takeaway reviews is no good for me, just want to order myself one now 😂 mouths watering 🤣🤣

  • @BB49.
    @BB49. Год назад +2

    The taste of plums in my mouth😂😂😂😂

  • @jayray4546
    @jayray4546 Год назад

    Great vid, excellent editing with exxxcllent music. Tasty food at a tastee price! 🍻

  • @ianchristopherson1973
    @ianchristopherson1973 Год назад +1

    Great vid, is this where Ginger Cal and Angry Bob live????

    • @BLOTOUTDOORSSHOW
      @BLOTOUTDOORSSHOW  Год назад

      They are from the same region in the UK as me 😉👍

  • @libre-tad6283
    @libre-tad6283 Год назад +1

    Yer some James Robertson - Justice

  • @DaveyToon
    @DaveyToon Год назад +1

    Riiiights mandingo 👍

  • @robh7575
    @robh7575 Год назад

    Wow !!
    This is original....

  • @iPhoneJerry
    @iPhoneJerry Год назад

    Great video Chris! Glad you enjoyed the food. Good value. Two rights

  • @johndanville6643
    @johndanville6643 Год назад

    To rights mandingo love this one as well good idea Mr blot

  • @mmwaashumslowww7167
    @mmwaashumslowww7167 Год назад +1

    That's a heck of a lot of food there mandingo, a huge amount you know what I'm talking about. Are you in training for competition eating? You're some Joel Hanson you are and you'd better believe it. Rights ➡️ ➡️ Ahhhh!