@@ImperialWarrior6490 I’m praying to god it’s basically like a Godzilla movie in which it’s a mindless monster movie because if that’s the case, I’ll be fine with that, anything else and I’ll probably hate it
I hope they rake Paul W.S. Anderson over the coals for that. Somebody had to lose an arm and someone else had to die because Anderson wanted to make yet another self-serving action porn piece of shit with his wife? I sincerely hope this ruins his career. It's the least we all deserve, including him.
I gagged when Red Queen said that she is programmed not to hurt any Umbrella employee and then you remember the first scene of the first movie. It is like even the script writer hasn't seen the first film.
To give it benefit of doubt, the employees were infected. So the programming to kill the infected people probably supersedes it's programming to not attack regular employees.
The first movie was decent, it atleast followed the survival horror aspect , the second one was ok, and after that it went straight downhill from there.
I only liked the first one and the third one. It had some bad moments but it was still (in my opinion) decent. I think with the 4th movie it just went to garbage.
What did the red Queen mean Alice is my favourite character so badass the red Queen shows Alice Alicia memories the childhood you never had combine with the woman she could never become does that mean that Alicia giving Alice a childhood while Alice is the woman Alicia could never become I know Alice is younger clone of Alicia Marcus
I just watched all 6 of these movies in quarantine in the last couple weeks. I like them for what they are but I swear what motivated me to finish all of them was so I could hear people rip the series to pieces online 😂
MagmaAscending dude they literally changed who made the T virus and don't even explain it.... like what the hell... so I guess we're just changing characters now for no reason....
The resident evil series has the same problem as transformers. You have the same director for all of the films doing the same shit and it gets stale really quick, only difference is Bay at least can film good action sequences without editing it to oblivion
"Bay at least can film good action sequences" - memories of shaky cams, too tight close ups obscuring the action and tons tons TONS _TONS_ of pointless explosions. watching a Bayformers movie is like watching your blender on puree while your toaster is on fire behind it.
Bay's movies are at least technically superior. he gathers up some of the best sound and vfx designer and cinematographer. at least he has a sense of how to make a big budget blockbusters, unlike Paul WS Anderson garbage. also say whatever you want about Bay's shaky cam and explosions. but at least he makes the action sequences feel epic and unique on it's own sense. unlike this piece of shit
W.S. Anderson only made these shit movies to *try* to keep his wife relevant. That's pretty obvious and didn't work. Neither one of them barely get any work in movies anymore. And she's actually a good actress, most of the time. I forget the last movie before RE Anderson directed. Was it AvP or something Sci fi? Idk. Anyway, the first RE was kinda good, but after that, they just went downhill. Anderson over milked this franchise. Praying for the reboot. SPOILERS: This entire time through out all the movies, Alice was a CLONE. A fuckin clone, people smfh. And to top it off, the "real" Alice, was the goddamn co founder of Umbrella. I shit you not. So that's why we never really knew Alice's back story, I guess. Anderson probably pulled that out of his ass at the last minute. 😐😑😮😫
Daniel Williamson apocalypse, after that it just doesn’t work out. i wish they didn’t jump so far ahead into the apocalypse in extinction . because they didn’t show us any of the traditional characters actually being useful except claire. angela and jill just gets retconned, and then they never explain how any why jill was being controlled
When i watched back then, i thought it was good mostly because it had the name resident evil on title, i am pretty sure it won't be the case if i watch it nowadays
i don't get how critics hate these movies (and rightfully so) but then gave a movie like Furious 7 a glowingly positive review with the golden excuse being "oh it's a fun movie that knows what it is, it's not trying to win an Oscar, just a popcorn flick to turn your brain off and have fun with" 😒
The Fast & Furious movies are probably better-made than the Resident Evil movies. Here's the thing: If your movie has nothing to offer but mindless dumb action fun, that's fine. If it doesn't even offer that, and in place it bombards you with bad CGI, bad stunt work, and bad cinematography and editing to attempt to mask those two things that you're SUPPOSED TO SEE in an action movie, few people will find anything to like about it.
because, resident evil has worse dialogue, shit action and shit acting. Furios 7 has some cool action, Kurt Russel is pretty good and the dialogue is way better(still mediocre) than that of resident evil.
PotbellyPunch yea but mate, Furious 7 WASN'T stupid fun, it was just stupid IMO, a nonsense plot, unrealistic action that was so over the top you couldn't be avoided, HORRIBLE acting from some of it's main cast (VIN DIESEL) and loads of shaky cam action. Not to mention a movie being considered "fun" seems REALLY subjective when you really think about it.
RiverOfWetness468 i get all that, but you somewhat missed my point, yea Furious 7 was better than this, but it was still wasn't good, both are bad, just R7 is God awful, Furious 7 was bad and STILL got very positive reviews, that's my point, like there's a huge gap in the reviews of both films, it should be A LOT smaller.
The director was paid by the jump cuts, the more there are the more he earns, I can't explain their abundance otherwise. It's maybe the first time I looked away from the screen during a fight scene because I was experiencing physical pain in my eyes while all this frame salad was unleashing. It was like bad visual dubstep.
Hilariosity is only good with movies that are so bad they're funny. These movies are just flawed. They're also not as bad as you people think they are. And yes, I like the Resident Evil games, i'm just not a stuck up twit.
i'm not even fan of the games, you moron, and i agreed with you about this films maybe not being material to be hilarocitys, but because they are some of the crappiest action flicks put together, they aren't bad in a fun way. they are bad in the most boring annoying way. the editing, the acting, the shitty cgi, jump scares? fucking jump scares, this piece of shit franchise makes Michael bay transformers look like a fucking master piece
X-Maverick Dude they are terrible! And I only watched the first one. The trailers for these movies give it away, they are terrible movies. Don't be in denial the movies suck its ok.
This movie was an epileptic's worst nightmare. It's like someone said "Taken 3 has the most headache inducing editing" and Paul W.S. Anderson said "Hold my beer".
Hilary Maddox I wish! lol I gotta get a twitter account and try to directly communicate with these guys lol red letter media had a two parter on resident evil that is insanely funny
Now that you mention it. Alice is just kind of a “bad ass” for no reason. She’s always been super over powered and had crazy abilities since she woke up in a shower. No explanation ever. They were forcing you to accept the strong independent woman norm before it was ever a meme😂
Don't forget that she did lose all her crazy abilities at one point. And when she wakes up on the simulations we see what she would have been had she been human
Even after losing all her super powers nothing seemed to change... taking down huge bio weapons without even using guns... and never gets injured. Ever.
Alice is the only reason I kept watching only scenes with her but the movies in whole never interested me I just the final chapter really ruin it for me what does this mean the red Queen shows Alice Alicia childhood memories but then she says the childhood you never had combine with the woman she could never become what does that mean does it mean Alicia giving Alice a childhood while Alice is the woman Alicia could never become
Load Blower57 Capcom got Resident Evil back on track and made a comeback with 7 and now with the remake of 2 which looks incredible. I bet Stuckman is excited too
AJ Christopher He just does that kind of reviews with awful movies that are stil really fun for him because of how awful they were. But he just hated this, he didn't laugh or enjoy it at all
Thanks man! You just saved my ass from watching this abomination and also for not wasting 2 valuable hours of my life! Appreciate it! Spoilers are not always bad after all...
The first 25 to 30 minutes of the first Resident Evil movie was actually good(as well as the ending). I remember it was marketed as a prequel to the first game(something no one really talks about). There was a big article about it in I believe game informer where they described it as taking place right before the Mansion Incident. And how they are taking a different approach to video game adaptation by setting it in the world of the games but allowing them to tell their own story. If you watch the movie with all that in mind, it lines up. All the shit with “The Hive” goes down, Alice is captured at the end....Resident Evil 1 happens and Alice wakes up in the middle of Resident Evil 2 with Leon and Claire running around. The problem is the sequels came and threw all that out the window.
I never got the character of Alice, she does nothing, her character is useless, she has nothing to do with the lore of RE series, hopefully the reboot will do this series justice.
Dormammu Hey, dude. How good would you say those particular animated Resident Evil movies are? Speaking as someone who's been a huge Resident Evil fan since Resident Evil 2 on the N64, how good are those movies? I haven't seen them before.
+Shawn Fields, I own all the CGI movies, and I’d say they’re worth your time, at least more than the live action movies. First is decent, the second and the third are good. They’re not really that scary, at least to me they’re not, but it’s cool to see the characters from the game in a film where they do their thing. My favorite is Vendetta. You actually get to see Chris and Leon fight together, side by side, and not feel cheated like in RE6 where it was just one scene where they fight and talk.. And even Rebecca Chambers is in it which is nice. She hasn’t done anything since Zero. They’re fun films and they do the games justice, at least, again, WAY more than the live action movies. Check them out. Doesn’t matter what order.
I'm surprised you didn't mention that the villains have about the most nonsensical motives that I have ever seen in a movie. They're trying to destroy the world before global warming has a chance to because...reasons? The movie also makes a big deal about the rich and powerful being protected in the equivalent to Noah's Ark. But if everybody else dies in the apocalypse they created, then what good is their money? They're not rich anymore!
Ross Plavsic this comment is nearly a year old. But I would like to correct you. The reason why they destroyed the world was to rebuild it in their image after they released the anti virus. Global warming,famine,and war are all mostly due to over population and bad decisions made by the world leaders. Umbrella decided to press the reset button and reset the earth back to the garden of Eden. The leaders would be the Adams and Eves of the new world. However Old Alice who was one of the two CEOs of Umbrella decided to blow up the leaders of Umbrella and release the Anti Virus prematurely to save the surviving humans.
@@GhostWulf70792 oh yeah sure lets rebuild. Now how in the hell are we gonna fix the Earth's ecosystem, and the fact that the virus is still around. Well plot of course
This makes less sense considering they were actively trying to stop the infection from spreading in the first two movies including blowing up the entire city with a nuke.
Yeah it's "over" x) I mean come on guys ! they'll make another movie some day. It's a famous brand. There will be another movie. We have another Star Wars trilogy now guys, a Blade Runner sequel, we recently had another Tarzan movie... I don't get why this is going to be the last resident evil movie. Hell ! There's going to be another a Saw movie too ! A recognizable brand will always be used by Hollywood. It's an easy way to make money.
These things (I won't call it a movie) makes money. I can't say that I wouldnt allow my creations soul to be sucked away in exchange for a lot of money. "Sigh". Such is the power of the cash grab.
The only good thing about this movie was the 2 seconds where the main villain turns around with his silly drink in hand and says:"So we are complete. The trinty of bitches!" That actually made me laugh because i was like: "okay, now they're not even trying anymore".
Just watched this movie yesterday and I was literally rooting for Umbrella the whole time. Just goes to show that when a protagonist is so badly made, you feel like rooting for their demise.
I'll be honest, this series is definitely one of my "Guilty Pleasure" movies. I am really surprised that in your review you did not mention the "Message to Fans" that PWS Anderson and Milla Jovovich had before the movie started. They basically thanked everyone for being a fan of their movies, despite the fact that they aren't very good. Seriously, that's pretty much what they said. I saw it on opening day, so maybe it was just something they did on opening day. I have to agree with you about the editing in this one though.
i read you and honestly i'd say that that is even worse, and that as a fan i would get offended in my mind i hear it like this, "so, hey guys, look we have to thank you for giving us your money, so thank you for letting us rip you off, we know our movies are a piece of shit, but since you will still give us your money we won't even try to get better, i mean whats the point? at this point we are even making an experiment, we made this movie more horrible cause we want to see how much shit you can take before you realize what a piece of shit you are watching, and the money keeps coming so i guess we will make them even worse next time. And for that we thank you, thank you for putting up with our garbage.
also a stun man died in this film cause PWS anderson was a lazy fuck that didn't take good security measures, and a stun women lost his arm and got into a coma because a camera was missplaced
***** aw hell yeah I was just finding out about the new Saw Legacy film on collider.Anyway if they did a video game adaptation from resident evil 1 through 4 I would say Sam Raimi too.
Were they even fucking paying attention? Yeah, the movie had an abundance of shaky cam, and I didn't like it either, but you could tell who died in the giant fan. It wasn't hard to notice. Talk about utter and obvious bias.
I suspect a lot of critics just said that if you're a fan of the movies you'll like this one too. To be fair, I wouldn't take too many notes either if I were in their shoes. Besides, it's early days yet. Not all the reviews have been counted.
that speaks volumes to how BAD BvS and SS was then, doesn't it. Even a movie like this that apparently is bad, still is better critcally than both those dc movies LMFAOOO. DC can't catch a break man. I bet that Kevin Spacey cat movie did better than the dc movies. smh.
This actually makes me sad cause I would’ve loved to have Alice and Jill fight side by side in a game. They would’ve been so good together. But they fucked it all up.
I know what u meant, they could have a little nod to the fans of the games and let all the game characters that were introduced so far and let them shine a little but...no its just alice doing dumb shit as always
Resident Evil - It would be a fine or decent zombie flick If it didn’t have Resident Evil as a title. Apocalypse - The best one (or less bad) as it at least tried to somewhat follow Resident Evil 3 and kind of 2. Extinction onwards - Shit just getting shitier
The original line is "So that's it? We're some kinda suicide squad?" said by Will Smith in (here's a shocking twist) Suicide Squad. Other such gems include, "This is Katana! She's got my back! I would recommend not getting killed by her! Her sword traps the souls of its victims!" and "That there is Slipknot, the man who can climb anything!" and "Nice perfume, what is that? The stench of *death*?" If you wan't my advice... don't watch this movie. I know you're thinking it can't be all that bad, but it is. It is an objectively horrible movie which breaks rules you didn't even know were rules until you saw them broken. After one trailer with Bohemian Rhapsody became popular, the studio sent it to the Trailer House to completely recut the movie to play out just like the trailer. They then spliced it together with the director's cut to give us a barely watchable pile of shit. It is studio meddling for two hours. That is what Suicide Squad is. A potentially okay movie with a lot of passion put into the film, all destroyed by a studio with no faith in their creative team. If you still want to see it, check out your local used video store. They're literally begging people to take them off the shelves.
Can you please stop doing this? People typically watch his videos to stay in suspense until he gives his grade at the end. No one was begging you to just give them away in the comments so they can skip the video. No one ever wanted to do that.
i just watched the Final Chapter...I have the others I bought on bluray for 14 dollars as guilty pleasure movies...I CANT TELL WHO IS BEING ATTACKED AND NO CLUE WHAT THE MONSTERS EVEN LOOK LIKE! One of the monsters they stole from the first Silent Hill game I do know that....this movie is so bad...theres no word for it!
I feel bad for Milla. She was off to a good start, then married Paul and he went on to completely destroy her career. Then revived it as a zombie and pimped out its walking corpse.
I don't know how anyone could watch this movie. I watched the first 8 minutes and there were so many cuts that I had to turn it off to this day I could not finish it.
Resident Evil: My wife is awesome and everyone else sucks
That’s my short review of the Paul W. S. Anderson franchise
Most simp thing I heard lmao
Until today I never thought of Paul W.S. as a simp. But now it's totally obvious.
well, considering Milla Jovovich is imho the sexiest woman who ever lived, i can't really blame him
It's not over yet. He's directing the upcoming Monster Hunter movie and it will also star his wife.
@@ImperialWarrior6490 I’m praying to god it’s basically like a Godzilla movie in which it’s a mindless monster movie because if that’s the case, I’ll be fine with that, anything else and I’ll probably hate it
It's a damn shame one of the stuntwomen became permanently (and horrifically) disfigured and another crewman died for this movie.
smokebomb.exe
what?! what happened?
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3372951/Crew-member-Resident-Evil-crushed-death-Hummer-falls-days-stuntwoman-reveals-arm-amputated-following-accident-set.html
smokebomb.exe Their sacrifice was in vain.
I hope they rake Paul W.S. Anderson over the coals for that. Somebody had to lose an arm and someone else had to die because Anderson wanted to make yet another self-serving action porn piece of shit with his wife? I sincerely hope this ruins his career. It's the least we all deserve, including him.
Holy shit, these accidents also seemed completely preventable. It's like they had no backup safety mechanisms!
So that's it huh, we're some kind of Final Chapter?
Solid Snake No...just...no
Please stop while you're ahead.
So that's it, huh, we're some kind of overused Will Smith meme that's just too much annoying fun to let go? :3
So that's it huh, we're stuck with these comments for the rest of eternity
So that's it huh, we're some kind of SUICIDE SQUAAAAAAAAAD
I gagged when Red Queen said that she is programmed not to hurt any Umbrella employee and then you remember the first scene of the first movie. It is like even the script writer hasn't seen the first film.
West Side Anderson doesn't know what continuity means.
To give it benefit of doubt, the employees were infected. So the programming to kill the infected people probably supersedes it's programming to not attack regular employees.
@@Commander_Shepard. ok
The editing was horrible. It was like blinking a thousand times in a minute.
this
Yeah man Jesus this sucks now I see what y'all mean
Right but how they treat wesker In this one is so bad
That’s how I blink anyways, so it will look pretty smooth.
My eyes are hurt.
I illegally downloaded this film and STILL want my money back.
Bottom Glass Cinema XD
U win in life lol
hahahaha!
can't get a refund for something you didn't buy especially since you stole it.
@@nerdygameraddicts861 even if he illegally downloaded it..........he lost far more in the long run just by watching it.
The first movie was decent, it atleast followed the survival horror aspect , the second one was ok, and after that it went straight downhill from there.
Christopher Gutierrez whats with the third one ? I mean it wasn't that bad or ?
I only liked the first one and the third one. It had some bad moments but it was still (in my opinion) decent. I think with the 4th movie it just went to garbage.
Punching nemesis is fine
The only 2 good things from the first 2 movies were the dogs and Nemesis. That's it.
@@roguedivinity4672 The third one is fine! I recommend checking it out. It's almost on par with the first one IMO.
This series is just "MY WIFE IS THE MAIN CHARACTER, I LOVE MY WIFE, MY WIFE IS HOT"
Hard to disagree though lol
which she is. Can't act worth a lick though
She really is though 😂
Ooh I love my wife, I love my wife AGH
Let's go ride a bike, with my wife AGH
What did the red Queen mean Alice is my favourite character so badass the red Queen shows Alice Alicia memories the childhood you never had combine with the woman she could never become does that mean that Alicia giving Alice a childhood while Alice is the woman Alicia could never become I know Alice is younger clone of Alicia Marcus
I don't think I've seen Chris this pissed off in a movie since Max Steel. Also, that DBZ card joke was fucking hilarious! XD
Hub Pie Did you watch the Movie 43 or Norm of the North review?
Dolphin Girl 131410 Not the Movie 43 review, but I did see his Norm of the North review. I remember him being pissed about that one.
Hub Pie In the Movie 43 review he said it was worse than Dragonball Evolution. That's how pissed he was.
Dolphin Girl 131410 Then he made a review of Evolution saying that it was his least favorite movie.
He was also really pissed in the 'Nine Lives' review.
When Chris does the kid impression he sounds like Hegwig from Split.
Lol
Oh snap, he does
That was my exact thought!
Holy crap that’s exactly what I was thinking!
he looks like him to for some reason
Chris's face in the thumbnail says everything I need to know.
Really?
Cause all I see is his bedroom face...
LovePatchSour your face tells everything I need in life
LovePatchSour hey sexy
+Future Trunks Nothing like a little DBS to get a random internet girl hot and ready...
Future Trunks not the best way to get a girl..
I just watched all 6 of these movies in quarantine in the last couple weeks. I like them for what they are but I swear what motivated me to finish all of them was so I could hear people rip the series to pieces online 😂
"You're 5 years old, shut the fuck up"
- Chris Stuckmann, 2017
"Shut up, Mommy. I'm a directuurrrr...."
MagmaAscending I disagree
I dont click on spam infested links from Indonesia
MagmaAscending dude they literally changed who made the T virus and don't even explain it.... like what the hell... so I guess we're just changing characters now for no reason....
MagmaAscending they act like the people who are watching these films are morons who lack cognitive thinking
POPPED ME with the DBZ Music
Geekdom101 Yes, by the way, Geekdom101 I'm a huge fan! Please give me a shout out some time.
The resident evil series has the same problem as transformers. You have the same director for all of the films doing the same shit and it gets stale really quick, only difference is Bay at least can film good action sequences without editing it to oblivion
Bay at least had the sense to get rid of Shia Labouf
Bay can film good action sequences? You need to get out from underneath that rock me boy.
"Bay at least can film good action sequences" - memories of shaky cams, too tight close ups obscuring the action and tons tons TONS _TONS_ of pointless explosions. watching a Bayformers movie is like watching your blender on puree while your toaster is on fire behind it.
Bay's movies are at least technically superior. he gathers up some of the best sound and vfx designer and cinematographer. at least he has a sense of how to make a big budget blockbusters, unlike Paul WS Anderson garbage.
also say whatever you want about Bay's shaky cam and explosions. but at least he makes the action sequences feel epic and unique on it's own sense. unlike this piece of shit
Sorry but the first 3 movies? You know what? The whole TF franchise is a masterpiece if I were to compare lmao.
W.S. Anderson only made these shit movies to *try* to keep his wife relevant. That's pretty obvious and didn't work. Neither one of them barely get any work in movies anymore. And she's actually a good actress, most of the time. I forget the last movie before RE Anderson directed. Was it AvP or something Sci fi? Idk. Anyway, the first RE was kinda good, but after that, they just went downhill. Anderson over milked this franchise. Praying for the reboot.
SPOILERS:
This entire time through out all the movies, Alice was a CLONE. A fuckin clone, people smfh. And to top it off, the "real" Alice, was the goddamn co founder of Umbrella. I shit you not. So that's why we never really knew Alice's back story, I guess. Anderson probably pulled that out of his ass at the last minute. 😐😑😮😫
Keep her relevant?! I think it kinda destroyed her career I mean I like her but she just keep playing in the most shittiest movie its sad 🙄
Resident Evil was great. Resident Evil Retribution was my favorite installment.
@@danielwilliamson6180 they are pretty much all shit, with possibly the first film being ok.
Alice being a clone was a last minute idea
Daniel Williamson apocalypse, after that it just doesn’t work out. i wish they didn’t jump so far ahead into the apocalypse in extinction . because they didn’t show us any of the traditional characters actually being useful except claire. angela and jill just gets retconned, and then they never explain how any why jill was being controlled
Not gonna lie, Chris… Your announcer voice is impressive.
Samuel Martin it was pretty good
"The final shit fuck"lol
@@qusigh Sounds like an anal porn movie to me
It reminded me of the opening last times and closing cliffhangers to Yu Yu Hokusho.
The first Resident Evil movie was actually good.
Adios Male Issues. Nope wrong
Deric James nope, it was shit.
hahahaha best joke in the whole section.
When i watched back then, i thought it was good mostly because it had the name resident evil on title, i am pretty sure it won't be the case if i watch it nowadays
no it wasnt
i don't get how critics hate these movies (and rightfully so) but then gave a movie like Furious 7 a glowingly positive review with the golden excuse being "oh it's a fun movie that knows what it is, it's not trying to win an Oscar, just a popcorn flick to turn your brain off and have fun with" 😒
Christopher De Freitas everything he said about this movie makes it sound like stupid dumb, not stupid fun. there's a big difference.
The Fast & Furious movies are probably better-made than the Resident Evil movies. Here's the thing: If your movie has nothing to offer but mindless dumb action fun, that's fine. If it doesn't even offer that, and in place it bombards you with bad CGI, bad stunt work, and bad cinematography and editing to attempt to mask those two things that you're SUPPOSED TO SEE in an action movie, few people will find anything to like about it.
because, resident evil has worse dialogue, shit action and shit acting. Furios 7 has some cool action, Kurt Russel is pretty good and the dialogue is way better(still mediocre) than that of resident evil.
PotbellyPunch yea but mate, Furious 7 WASN'T stupid fun, it was just stupid IMO, a nonsense plot, unrealistic action that was so over the top you couldn't be avoided, HORRIBLE acting from some of it's main cast (VIN DIESEL) and loads of shaky cam action. Not to mention a movie being considered "fun" seems REALLY subjective when you really think about it.
RiverOfWetness468 i get all that, but you somewhat missed my point, yea Furious 7 was better than this, but it was still wasn't good, both are bad, just R7 is God awful, Furious 7 was bad and STILL got very positive reviews, that's my point, like there's a huge gap in the reviews of both films, it should be A LOT smaller.
Did anyone else get pissed off when Wesker went down so easily
That was hilarious, it's like that hack writer forgot he had super powers.
They killed him with a door. A DOOR. The literally turned him into a Wesker sandwich.
@@Anna-tk7ui Wait... Is that true???!! Hahaha
I got pissed off with when all it took was to drop the antidote on ground and save everyone. 😒 what the fuck is that about...
Anna 🤣
The director was paid by the jump cuts, the more there are the more he earns, I can't explain their abundance otherwise. It's maybe the first time I looked away from the screen during a fight scene because I was experiencing physical pain in my eyes while all this frame salad was unleashing. It was like bad visual dubstep.
maybe just really terrible source material that looked even shitter without unintelligible cuts so we don't notice
Chris is the type of guy to get hit by a parked car.
no just no
Varinder Bhandal
Chris is the type of guy to get pussy from a cat. Wait, no. That's Mr. Plinkett...My bad.
Mmmmmmm? nah.
Mad zombie I love Chris...I'm having a little fun.
Mad zombie chill bro, let him have his opinions
Chris can you do a Hilariocity for the entire series?
yes please
Hilariosity is only good with movies that are so bad they're funny. These movies are just flawed. They're also not as bad as you people think they are. And yes, I like the Resident Evil games, i'm just not a stuck up twit.
oh but they are very bad, maybe you are right, not in a bad its fun, but more in a joyless bad boring shit action flicks
i'm not even fan of the games, you moron, and i agreed with you about this films maybe not being material to be hilarocitys, but because they are some of the crappiest action flicks put together, they aren't bad in a fun way. they are bad in the most boring annoying way.
the editing, the acting, the shitty cgi, jump scares? fucking jump scares, this piece of shit franchise makes Michael bay transformers look like a fucking master piece
X-Maverick Dude they are terrible! And I only watched the first one. The trailers for these movies give it away, they are terrible movies. Don't be in denial the movies suck its ok.
that theme from DBZ is soooo nostalgic for me
Yes!!
shuut uuup mommy I'm a directuuuuuuuurrrr LOL
Supremeboombap 😂😂😂
And he sounded like Mandark.
Bonus points.
Got a good laugh out off me nice one Chris
Supremeboombap 😂😂😂
Holy shit, why did you give this movie an A+??
*****
Shut up. I'm trying to introduce this channel to theneedledrop memes
*****
Why?
+Wulbulbul Lubbubwublub Faketony Ratingtano here
Please keep Airplane over the Sea memes away.
Most of that commentsection is one big circle jerk
*****
Do you prefer Napalm Death memes?
2:53 Stuckmann is now channeling Kevin from Split.
I think you mean Hedwig
John Thompson Hedwig is a bird stupid
John Thompson And Hedwig can not talk
John Thompson Resident Evil....Shit Fuck.... Etcetera
I Love Doctor Who I think he meant to say Hedeway. You know, the 9 year old personality that Kevin has.
This feels like a hilariosity
Except it wasn’t funny bad. It was just bad, bad.
The only good thing about this movie is:
It's finally over.
Break out the wine, party hats, confetti, and the silly string.
But now he wants to ruin Monster Hunter, so it’s sadly happening all over again...
@@hazardrider8317 no one asked for this
just dude I know I fucking didn’t!
Well on the bright side at least capcom got some money to make more good games for us
Please let this be the final movie. Please, we've suffered enough.
Alerion Horizon are you forced to watch them?
Alerion Horizon Whine whine whine
legit my favorite franchise ever.
Texan I've paid to see some of these films in theaters. I'll whine as I please.
Alerion Horizon have you watched them though?
resident evil? meh... I am more concerned about president evil nowadays 😧
BIG BOSS clever! funny! original!
damn it... thats too good man!... tho concerned is a little bit of an understatement, fucking terrified would be more accurate
BIG BOSS Clinton wasn't elected.
+KVPD ... yes... so?...
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I honestly love how the beginning of this movie just shits on the ending of the last one
ill be honest, i like these as guilty pleasures
You're a disgrace
Moossa Morales me too
CSDF-TV me too
Haha, same!
***** Lol I meant the disgrace part. Haha fuck these movies
2:53 Chris becomes Hedwig from Split
Luke Berrie i thought chris was going to say etc.
Luke Berrie ahahahah 😂
You are to fast for that! :D
Resident Evil broke Chris
Etcetera
Not to mention a crew member died and a stunt woman lost her arm for this piece of shit movie
Yeah I read about that. Thats pretty sad. Makes me hate these movies even more.
Its they´re own fucking fault for being a part of this piece of shit.
because the director really really wanted to copy mad max, but he is no George Miller, he is a hack
wow, that really sucks
Fernando Mayor stfu
This movie was an epileptic's worst nightmare. It's like someone said "Taken 3 has the most headache inducing editing" and Paul W.S. Anderson said "Hold my beer".
Resident Evil: The Final Fuckin Blow (2019)
Justin Thomas Kraus Resident Evil: We'll Give Up The Rights Now
I think a hilariocity for the resident evil series is in order??
Joshua Marjonen
oh yes a hilariocity is in order for all of them!!!!!
Hilary Maddox I wish! lol I gotta get a twitter account and try to directly communicate with these guys lol red letter media had a two parter on resident evil that is insanely funny
WTF the film already nearly made its budget back. No doubt there will be Resident Evil: The Final Chapter Part 2: A New Beginning.
Everyday we stray further from God's light.
Purefoldnz Bad action films make tons of money in other countries so....
Now that you mention it. Alice is just kind of a “bad ass” for no reason. She’s always been super over powered and had crazy abilities since she woke up in a shower. No explanation ever. They were forcing you to accept the strong independent woman norm before it was ever a meme😂
I don’t think it’s got nothing to do with independent woman, she’s just the main character
Don't forget that she did lose all her crazy abilities at one point. And when she wakes up on the simulations we see what she would have been had she been human
Even after losing all her super powers nothing seemed to change... taking down huge bio weapons without even using guns... and never gets injured. Ever.
@DR Evil you good, man? sounds like you’re kind of bitter
Alice is the only reason I kept watching only scenes with her but the movies in whole never interested me I just the final chapter really ruin it for me what does this mean the red Queen shows Alice Alicia childhood memories but then she says the childhood you never had combine with the woman she could never become what does that mean does it mean Alicia giving Alice a childhood while Alice is the woman Alicia could never become
“Shut up mommy I’m a Director “
Deerectooooooooorrrr...
I'm going to give this movie a "G" ... lower than an "F"
in my country, we have G instead of F
or "Z" would be great as well for this film
"G" like guano?
G for the G-Virus.
I'm so glad it's finally over. Now they can reboot the franchise and make the movies how they should've been from the start
Load Blower57 Capcom got Resident Evil back on track and made a comeback with 7 and now with the remake of 2 which looks incredible. I bet Stuckman is excited too
Just don't cast Channing Tatum as Chris PLEASE!
You mean by not making them at all?
they better stay away from making movies. just let capcom focus on games.
Blood Paladin movie industry dead with paranormal, evil superman’s & shit we need a fresh zombie film since world war Z which came out ages ago
Chris rants about the editung for full one minutes 4:30-5:30, then proceeds to say he's not selling it enough.
I'm afraid to watch this movie
Zod's Snapped Neck: The Final Chapter
WolverinesNation92 yes it dose in deed this whole franchise dose just stick with the amazing video games
WolverinesNation92 Zod's Snapped Neck: A New Beginning
I will never have a final chapter.
#Memesneverdie
Zod's Snapped Neck memes do die tho
Just fuck off, please. FUCK OFF.
This should've been one of your Hilariocity videos.
AJ Christopher He just does that kind of reviews with awful movies that are stil really fun for him because of how awful they were. But he just hated this, he didn't laugh or enjoy it at all
Spoiler:
Alice is a clone.
That's it? Could you elaborate?
Fernando Giubilei watch it
OGMillyMillz really that's it.. lame
Thanks man! You just saved my ass from watching this abomination and also for not wasting 2 valuable hours of my life! Appreciate it! Spoilers are not always bad after all...
OGMillyMillz yeah I learn that from the second movie
The first 25 to 30 minutes of the first Resident Evil movie was actually good(as well as the ending). I remember it was marketed as a prequel to the first game(something no one really talks about). There was a big article about it in I believe game informer where they described it as taking place right before the Mansion Incident. And how they are taking a different approach to video game adaptation by setting it in the world of the games but allowing them to tell their own story. If you watch the movie with all that in mind, it lines up. All the shit with “The Hive” goes down, Alice is captured at the end....Resident Evil 1 happens and Alice wakes up in the middle of Resident Evil 2 with Leon and Claire running around. The problem is the sequels came and threw all that out the window.
Shit, the editing in the clips you showed are headache inducing.
I love it when Chris gets so mad about a film that he has to vent his anger through over the top comedy bits lol
A+ ?? Are you serious ?
I need to watch this movie asap.
I never got the character of Alice, she does nothing, her character is useless, she has nothing to do with the lore of RE series, hopefully the reboot will do this series justice.
It's based on the 2 and 3 remake timeline, so I swear to god I will be pissed if they mess it up
She's basically a way for the director to show how cool his wife is
Just watch the damn animated films, Degeneration, and Damnation, and even the upcoming Vendetta. They are the "real" Resident Evil films.
I've always been more interested in the CG animated Resident Evil movies, anyway.
Definitely hyped for Vendetta.
Dormammu Hey, dude. How good would you say those particular animated Resident Evil movies are? Speaking as someone who's been a huge Resident Evil fan since Resident Evil 2 on the N64, how good are those movies? I haven't seen them before.
+Shawn Fields, I own all the CGI movies, and I’d say they’re worth your time, at least more than the live action movies. First is decent, the second and the third are good. They’re not really that scary, at least to me they’re not, but it’s cool to see the characters from the game in a film where they do their thing. My favorite is Vendetta. You actually get to see Chris and Leon fight together, side by side, and not feel cheated like in RE6 where it was just one scene where they fight and talk.. And even Rebecca Chambers is in it which is nice. She hasn’t done anything since Zero. They’re fun films and they do the games justice, at least, again, WAY more than the live action movies. Check them out. Doesn’t matter what order.
Plus the CG Animated Resident Evil movies ARE canon to the games.
I'm surprised you didn't mention that the villains have about the most nonsensical motives that I have ever seen in a movie. They're trying to destroy the world before global warming has a chance to because...reasons?
The movie also makes a big deal about the rich and powerful being protected in the equivalent to Noah's Ark. But if everybody else dies in the apocalypse they created, then what good is their money? They're not rich anymore!
Ross Plavsic this comment is nearly a year old. But I would like to correct you. The reason why they destroyed the world was to rebuild it in their image after they released the anti virus. Global warming,famine,and war are all mostly due to over population and bad decisions made by the world leaders. Umbrella decided to press the reset button and reset the earth back to the garden of Eden. The leaders would be the Adams and Eves of the new world. However Old Alice who was one of the two CEOs of Umbrella decided to blow up the leaders of Umbrella and release the Anti Virus prematurely to save the surviving humans.
Arkminus CORRECT 😁👍
@@GhostWulf70792 oh yeah sure lets rebuild. Now how in the hell are we gonna fix the Earth's ecosystem, and the fact that the virus is still around. Well plot of course
@@gadielgonzalez2755 they probably had the technology to terraform. And the technology to destroy the Virus faster.
This makes less sense considering they were actively trying to stop the infection from spreading in the first two movies including blowing up the entire city with a nuke.
Chris trashes Resident Evil: the final chapter in the hood! GONE WRONG!!! COPS CALLED!!
nba73 GONE SEXUAL!!!
nba73 "it's a prank bro"
lord pookie the camera is right there!
NEARLY BUTTRAPED!!!! [insert some shitty emojis here]
Those are some nice Jordans. Mind if I step on them?
To quote from Resident Evil 7, "It's over, I'm Glad."
never paid to see one and never will
same
Cheers brother🍻ill stick to the games.
You sir are a genius
Resident Evil 2 remake hype!
It's over.. no more of these films.. YES!!
I feel if this movie makes money, I see spin offs.
deathsdoor07 I'm a fortune teller. They're going to reboot the live-action Universe
Yeah it's "over" x) I mean come on guys ! they'll make another movie some day. It's a famous brand. There will be another movie. We have another Star Wars trilogy now guys, a Blade Runner sequel, we recently had another Tarzan movie... I don't get why this is going to be the last resident evil movie. Hell ! There's going to be another a Saw movie too ! A recognizable brand will always be used by Hollywood. It's an easy way to make money.
bsmi1361 Resident Evil 7:A New Beggining
It''s only over when Paul W.S. Anderson and Milla Jovovich are dead.
Why did Capcom give them the license to make this movie? And why haven't they took it back?
Jack Rose Presents I would have guess but it doesn't do justice for the franchise.
I hope Sony can make a better film for Uncharted 🙏🙏🙏
These things (I won't call it a movie) makes money. I can't say that I wouldnt allow my creations soul to be sucked away in exchange for a lot of money. "Sigh". Such is the power of the cash grab.
Am i the only one who feel like the movie happens to fast? No, like, serious, every scene seems to be on fast forward or something..
Yer. Like a micheal bay movie 🙄
The only good thing about this movie was the 2 seconds where the main villain turns around with his silly drink in hand and says:"So we are complete. The trinty of bitches!" That actually made me laugh because i was like: "okay, now they're not even trying anymore".
I don't think I've ever been Stuckmannized as hard as this
Thanks once again Chris for saving me the price of a ticket. The MM rip off opening has me slightly intrigued though.
Just watched this movie yesterday and I was literally rooting for Umbrella the whole time. Just goes to show that when a protagonist is so badly made, you feel like rooting for their demise.
I'll be honest, this series is definitely one of my "Guilty Pleasure" movies. I am really surprised that in your review you did not mention the "Message to Fans" that PWS Anderson and Milla Jovovich had before the movie started. They basically thanked everyone for being a fan of their movies, despite the fact that they aren't very good. Seriously, that's pretty much what they said. I saw it on opening day, so maybe it was just something they did on opening day. I have to agree with you about the editing in this one though.
i read you and honestly i'd say that that is even worse, and that as a fan i would get offended
in my mind i hear it like this,
"so, hey guys, look we have to thank you for giving us your money, so thank you for letting us rip you off, we know our movies are a piece of shit, but since you will still give us your money we won't even try to get better, i mean whats the point? at this point we are even making an experiment, we made this movie more horrible cause we want to see how much shit you can take before you realize what a piece of shit you are watching, and the money keeps coming so i guess we will make them even worse next time. And for that we thank you, thank you for putting up with our garbage.
Am a big fan of resident evil games and movies
also a stun man died in this film cause PWS anderson was a lazy fuck that didn't take good security measures, and a stun women lost his arm and got into a coma because a camera was missplaced
Rex67Diego9 fandub *her
Oh god. I regret that. I'm sorry.
Rex67Diego9 fandub no stuntman died during the filming, but yeah a stunt woman lost her arm. That was fucked up.
"The final shit fuck" haha that cracked me up.
Absolutely spot on.These films are garbage and always will be.We need a film adaptation of Resident Evil 4. or 2 with Leon.
Hating me is conforming directed by anyone other than Paul W.S. Thomas Wes Anderson
***** Scott Derrickson
***** aw hell yeah I was just finding out about the new Saw Legacy film on collider.Anyway if they did a video game adaptation from resident evil 1 through 4 I would say Sam Raimi too.
Or an RE7 movie with Bryan Cranston as Jack Baker hahahaha.
Ryan haha nice
I dont understand how guns in movies still have no recoil in 2019 xD
This will be # 1 on Chris Stuckmann's Wrost movies of 2017
Daniel Blackstone 😂😂😂😂 it's funny when Chris review a movie that are crap! he adds a little comedy to it!
No, The Emoji Movie will be
He hasn't even seen Transformers 5 or Fifty Shades Darker!
Daniel Attrell just imaging how Chris is going to review it just picturing it now !
Both Jeremy Jahns and you could not tell who died.
I just came from the movie, and i think they are overreacting just for he sake of it
papascoa I agree lol I just watched it. It was NOT that terrible
ToonsOff Fun Yeah noticed that too.
Were they even fucking paying attention? Yeah, the movie had an abundance of shaky cam, and I didn't like it either, but you could tell who died in the giant fan. It wasn't hard to notice. Talk about utter and obvious bias.
So that's it, huh? We're some kinda Resident Evil: The Final Fucking Blow?
This is Suicide Squad! The meme that can die instantly!
iLoveSmartMovies I'm sure i'll be fine. They're practically extinct.
"Shut up, Mommy, I'm a directorrrr!" LOL!
waaaaiitt.... this movie got 40%?? and Suicide Squad And BvS got lower scores??????!!!! 😨
I suspect a lot of critics just said that if you're a fan of the movies you'll like this one too. To be fair, I wouldn't take too many notes either if I were in their shoes. Besides, it's early days yet. Not all the reviews have been counted.
solid snake True take for example live by night they said it was bad yet it was amazing.
Only, like, 22 reviews right now. Once it gets to upwards of 100, it probably will be 30% at best.
that speaks volumes to how BAD BvS and SS was then, doesn't it. Even a movie like this that apparently is bad, still is better critcally than both those dc movies LMFAOOO. DC can't catch a break man. I bet that Kevin Spacey cat movie did better than the dc movies. smh.
BvS remains a better movie than pretty much all the RE franchise combined, you can be sure of it.
i'll put it like this.
john wick is a bad ass.
bryan mills is a bad ass.
jason bourne is a bad ass
alice is a fucking sue.
there is a difference.
maxacorn John wick and Bourne are brothers hehehehe
Just don't go telling Aunt Rhody this film exists.
then everybody's REALLY dead
This actually makes me sad cause I would’ve loved to have Alice and Jill fight side by side in a game. They would’ve been so good together. But they fucked it all up.
And I meant if they stayed true to the games after the second movie, nothing after.
I know what u meant, they could have a little nod to the fans of the games and let all the game characters that were introduced so far and let them shine a little but...no its just alice doing dumb shit as always
Hopefully Resident Evil: Vendetta will be better
The King in the North yes way
You know how A+ movies have the angelic sound effect? F movies need their own sound, too. I'm thinking a fart noise.
Jonathan Sefcik
It should totally be the E Rank jingle in Sonic Unleashed.
Look it up. It's glorious.
His "HA!" @ 9:39
nah I like the ominous sound it plays.
"Shut up mommy I'm a directuuuuur..." - I'm gonna start abusing that line :D
"I LIKE BUTTONS..."
This one was genuinely offensive.
i liked the first RE movie though. just not the rest.
Resident Evil - It would be a fine or decent zombie flick If it didn’t have Resident Evil as a title.
Apocalypse - The best one (or less bad) as it at least tried to somewhat follow Resident Evil 3 and kind of 2.
Extinction onwards - Shit just getting shitier
emil engen it makes perfect sense lol
I was laughing my ass off so damn hard when Umbrella's "plan" was fully revealed. AND a false countdown clock to boot.
So that's it? We're some kinda, Umbrella Squad.
WushuKnight19 😂
WushuKnight19 Can you tell me what video this originated from? Lol I see it in every comment section I feel left out
The original line is "So that's it? We're some kinda suicide squad?" said by Will Smith in (here's a shocking twist) Suicide Squad. Other such gems include, "This is Katana! She's got my back! I would recommend not getting killed by her! Her sword traps the souls of its victims!" and "That there is Slipknot, the man who can climb anything!" and "Nice perfume, what is that? The stench of *death*?" If you wan't my advice... don't watch this movie. I know you're thinking it can't be all that bad, but it is. It is an objectively horrible movie which breaks rules you didn't even know were rules until you saw them broken. After one trailer with Bohemian Rhapsody became popular, the studio sent it to the Trailer House to completely recut the movie to play out just like the trailer. They then spliced it together with the director's cut to give us a barely watchable pile of shit. It is studio meddling for two hours. That is what Suicide Squad is. A potentially okay movie with a lot of passion put into the film, all destroyed by a studio with no faith in their creative team. If you still want to see it, check out your local used video store. They're literally begging people to take them off the shelves.
Poirot's Mustache Now I remember lol. No trust me I know how bad it was. A rare moment when I contemplated leaving the theater it was indeed garbage
The action scenes were soooo bad....I felt like I will get a seizure!
This movie is 10/10 its masterpiece
OF TRASH
Hope you are trolling.
Hahahaha
"Let's talk about some of the special effects in this movie.. HYAAHH!!"
he gave it an F you're welcome!
It's in the video. You didn't need to tell us.
MegaSoulHero congratulations?
Suprise Madafaka!
I watch for the critiques.
The grade is just garnish.
Can you please stop doing this? People typically watch his videos to stay in suspense until he gives his grade at the end. No one was begging you to just give them away in the comments so they can skip the video. No one ever wanted to do that.
When Chris Stuckmann looks like Chris Redfield.
HE CONTINUED THE REDFIELD LINEAGE
"let's talk about some of the special effects in this movie...HA!"
that had me dying lol
Yeah, believe me. The effects are _ANYTHING_ but "special".
RE7 is now sat in the corner, drinking coffee and laughing to himself.
"Hehehe, amateur...!"
Remember that a crew member died and another one had her arm amputated for this movie.
MrWebartvideo so what?
What a shame that sacrifice was for garbage...
Oddball Skull It was a waste of human life. What do you mean so what you fucking degenerate sociopath.
I miss this Chris 😢
Also, we want hilariousity reviews
i just watched the Final Chapter...I have the others I bought on bluray for 14 dollars as guilty pleasure movies...I CANT TELL WHO IS BEING ATTACKED AND NO CLUE WHAT THE MONSTERS EVEN LOOK LIKE! One of the monsters they stole from the first Silent Hill game I do know that....this movie is so bad...theres no word for it!
I would've gladly taken George Romero's original script and concept for the first movie over what this film series has become.
I absolutely loved your review...I mean the energy you've got there...just subscribed and liked
I feel bad for Milla. She was off to a good start, then married Paul and he went on to completely destroy her career. Then revived it as a zombie and pimped out its walking corpse.
If Chris hits 1 million this year I will be so happy
Even the music in this one was blah. At least the first ones had Marlin Manson, Slipknot, Killswitch engage etc.
Captain Schnapps lol remember daredevils soundtrack...😖
AT LAST, NO MORE CHARLIE ANGELS- ZOMBIE EDITION!!!!!!!
I don't know how anyone could watch this movie. I watched the first 8 minutes and there were so many cuts that I had to turn it off to this day I could not finish it.