the show we put on
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
- my twit, you twat: / tipsyhorses
patreon: / tipsyduck
Music by: / thestolenbattenberg
+ Lacrimosa by Mozart
VA's:
Kermit: ProjectAlpha22 www.castingcal...
Newscaster: Mr Tush / steelknightofni99
Woman: Nikoko / nikoruchan18
Husband/Harry/Strauss: Ben Paddock / benpaddock
Comedian: Toxinn / @toxinntv 
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Only Tipsy can create such realistic nightmares. Love this.
This isn't a nightmare... this is reality
@@hatsofftoyou1905 What's the difference?
@Triple Thumbs Up your new to this channel aren't you?
Tipsy can make you feel Tipsy without drinking
*”it has been 791 consecutive days of thinking about my death.”*
(crowd laughter)
Wow! I can't believe I finally found a character that accurately depicts my mental health when I was in high school.
That almost equates to two years and two months; not sure if anyone cares.
@@ginar2339 mood
@@ejm1225
I care.
Most of laughtracks were recorded in 1950. You're hearing dead people laugh.
*"Stop taking your issues to a public platform and solve then in a non-intrusive environment."*
-Thanks, Doc.
Well, he has, indeed, common sense.
Docs got a point
Booo...
@John Garrett Y?
"You deserve a medal, doc"
"Afraid of the laughter stopping" that hit me hard
Can't be as hard as how your father used to beat your mother
M. Angelica Edgy
@@MisterJohnDoe I know, I was pissed off.
@@vc_whatever lmfao
@@vc_whatever lol
In 30 years philosophy students will have to watch this video
Jordan Gonzalez I like that thought
It would be very funny yet weirdly thought provoking
So true!
Not just philosophy students-- psychology students too.
Maybe not 30, but eventually this will turn from just a video on the internet into something much greater.
“This is a cube... or is it a square?”
*VSAUCE INTENSIFIES*
Vsauce theme starts to play*
@@Name-ul8es Hi, Vsauce here
@@Name-ul8es Hi, Vsauce here
@@Name-ul8es Hi, Vsauce here
"Born prematurely in a highschool bathroom floor"
Oh god...
I just realized even the title has a double meaning:
we put on a show by making our problems public,
but we also watch other peoples' problems as if it were another show we put on the tv
I think each of tipsy's vids has a subtle message like that. There's a method to the madness.
Woah
no shit
funny seeing you here.
Also how we’re putting on a show to disguise what we actually feel.
Can I please have the 'Kermit suicide' as it's own 5 second video?
I need it for...reasons
vidscon.com/493lfp/kermitsos.wmv
done
@@syndrome9000 Link is broken
its a joke
media.giphy.com/media/EqVivkxWDh8DhVzbyV/giphy.gif
made it a gif
I really hope Tipsy Duck will develop that guy from the info-mercials and everything into a story or a series about him because I love that character.
Fletcher Candela Couldn’t you tell?
Every one of Tipsy’s videos with that man is part of a series.
You wish has been granted.
You got your wish
its canon, his names caleb
His canon name is Caleb Jung (pronounced Young)
“ kermit suicide”
Was enough to make me believe you uploaded
Comedian
*afraid of the laughter stopping*
"What is your biggest fear?"
"Making people laugh"
Hypocrite
@@Core_Of_The_Void quite the opposite; he's afraid to make people laugh because he knows it'll stop, and when it does, it'll be horrifying
This is a cube... or is it? Vsauce Michael here...
You are suppose to say "Vsauce Micheal here" first, you twat.
Michael, Vsauce here*
had the same thought xD
666 likes? This is officially a cursed comment.
let's find out. points varg finger
"Stop taking your issues to a public platform and solve them in a private, non-intrusive environment."
*radio silence*
"BOO!"
It sounds funny but when you think abou tit it's absolutely heartbreaking and horrifying. These people *want* others' troubles to be televised. They *want* to say "at least that's not me." They *want* the illusion that these people are doing better for the sole sake of getting a chuckle or two out of horrific life choices. This is where we stand.
Yeeppp
Soo...
How do you get on that death show
_uhh I'm asking for a friend_
I am interested in participating as well.
You're already on it; you've always been on it.
You're on it right now, millions watching inactively as you read this comment.
*Woof*
@@barrag3463 now my pp hard
I as well wish to participate.
for many, many undisclosed, both reasons and raisins.
The husband and wife bit with the dramatic music was my favorite bit, but i throughly enjoyed the entire video.
I couldn't hear what they were saying at the end of both of their sentences
It just made me sad. Sucks that they don't align. Still made for a good sketch though! I guess that's the point.
@@blueberryshortcake8478Husband: “As she scrambles for a retort that saves her from the introspection and truth- Okay, dear! Take your time!”
Wife: “I wish things were like how they used to be, back when I wasn’t living but just killing time until I got to see you again.”
This is honestly one off the most underrated channels on RUclips
But very soon, it'll celebrate 100000 subscribers :)
i agree
"Mr. Strauss"
"A man with common sense"
If only we had more people like Mr. Strauss.
There are people like him
Even more smarter too
But you know the loudspeaker are mostly distributed among those _______ people and those real intellectual people are left unseen and unheard
@: i was trying to say a different things
And i agree with you
im pretty sure strauss is medics last name
My partner Herr Strauss says you owe him a lot of money partner…
@@Juneytunessit's Ludwig
You just roasted Dr. Phil.
Good.
Somebody tell tro
basically all of those similar programming. I don't understand why people even go on their show. Broadcasting their problems to the world for an hour of fame.
medium rare!
Fucking hate phil.
He bitches about how "transgender people pretend to be the other gender" when he isn't even a real doctor lol
Tell me some thing funny
**tells some thing depressing**
HA!
That is funny!
I'll add that to my 'another youtube comment that describes my life in a sentence' list
A funny comment.
A funny human being
A funny song
He did it, he broke down reddit self depreciation humour from r/me IRL down to it most basic core element
Kermits jokes, good
I like the spin put on deep thought in these videos. Instead of being something overly happy with a darker meaning below it, it's usually something that's a nice mix of disturbing and funny with a happy meaning below it. The topics covered, like grief, betrayal, misunderstanding, and depression are all ridiculously exaggerated, just as we exaggerate our own issues.
Don't you just love desperately trying to make yourself sound smart while complimenting someone you admire
it almost satirizes the "this is deep" and "this is so true" type people, the types who only hear the depressing stuff and immediately praise it as some sort of philosophical epiphany.
Haha. Now onto the next comment where I will proceed to never think about this again, in effect erasing you from my existence and learning nothing from your insight. Haha funny joke
@@charliemurdockmusic true, existence is relative, but what if i replied to your reply therefore creating my own existence within your world of my own volition. do i exist independently of you or are you fucking insane
@@SillyLittleDemon At the core of everything is that which we cannot prove. This includes other people’s consciousness, as there is no way in 2021 AD to interface with another human being’s awareness and prove that anyone but you exists. There may never be a way to do this, so It’s usually best to not think about that too much, lest you find yourself spiraling into paranoia and psychosis.
Please don’t try and look behind the curtain. There’s nothing for you back there. Only the esoteric ramblings of ancient forces beyond comprehension.
I'm enjoying my existential crisis, I don't know about you...
nerd
Think harder. Eventually we'll come to terms everything is alright, and we all would not care.
nerd It sucks. What can be worse than literally not knowing why you are alive or what to do with it?
Its not much of a crisis if you have it every day and adapt to it.
HellSpoon Trust me. It doesnt help yourself to ask yourself these questions everyday, while doing your job, trying to have fun with friends and family and being alone at home. Your mind can be your worst enemy
I feel like shit, so I guess that I'm enjoying it too.
And for the first time in history, we will boot of a robot capable of thought and independent action.
They: *It plugs in*
Robot: *Thinks*
Robot: *Plugs off*
That actually make me feel weird
imagine being an existance inside a metal body with no ability to feel anything at all
@@wick9427 His response made sense....
He unplugged himself because That's what any conscious and purely logic being would do.
It was quite hilarious actually, got a small chuckle out of me.
He committed suicide (by unplugging, shutting himself down again) which is the topic of the show (death)
Our generation went from the silly fun phase of creation to the existential dark humor that gets too real phase of creation in about 5 years shorter then our predecessors. Joy.
Next generation will be really into Kafka in elementary school
seeing depressed TF2 characters is so amazing and so strange
2:46 Is no-one going to comment on how true that actually is?
Love the implications of the husband n wife, they both have some dark intrusive thoughts that are kind of just raw, untouched emotions, and a lot of times in relationships, we don’t say how we actually feel because it can hurt the person we actually do love, because to some extent, those negative emotions aren’t really us and we know that. We wouldn’t want any harm coming to the ones we love but sometimes we feel like that, and then that feeling can either go away, or fester and become reality, poisonous to both us and the people we love if we don’t express it properly, not just wildly and letting it explode after we’ve bottled it up.
In short, it really be like that sometimes.
All comedy is derived from tragedy and ,in the end, will return to its former state.
Mr Timo
Comedy = Tragedy + Time
@@1classikai The best comedy is tragedy without the factor of time.
LordVader1094 I think GLaDOS would disagree
Humour is why the Martians will destroy us.
Hilariously Tragic
"I wish things were like they used to be, back when I wasn't living, but killing time until I got to see you again." OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH It hits TOO close to home
lol We need Dr. Strauss on every Dr. Phil episode.
Squalington Constantine It was Mr Strauss not Dr.
The best part of this is that it loops *perfectly.* Just like it would any and everyday. Everyday.
I'm 100% sure this would be classified as an SCP if it aired on public accsess.
Item # SCP-4703 "The Problem Solver"
Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: All known or recovered copies of SCP-4703 are to be digitized and stored on a disconnected hard drive in Site-12. Automated tracking protocols are to monitor television airwaves and internet traffic for any signs of SCP-4703. Should any new physical copies of SCP-4703 or instances of SCP-4703-1 emerge, MTF Gamma-12 "Door Number Three" are to be deployed to immediately acquire all instances of SCP-4703 and SCP-4703-1 and treat affected with Class B amnestics.
Description: SCP-4703 is a weekly television series resembling an American talk show. Instances of SCP-4703 have been found in the form of VHS tapes, Compact and Lazer Disc, and digital files. Each segment features a host, known as PoI-4703, seated with one or more "guests" that present their problems to the host, who offers advice and attempts to solve their problems. A live audience behind the camera applauds at times and shows support. Said problems may vary, with some examples being a lost item of clothing and low self esteem to compulsive consumption of furniture and a desire to [REDACTED]. Instances are universally "resolved," though degree of success can be difficult to ascertain, due to some of the bizarre issues involved. Anomalous affects manifests upon anyone viewing SCP-4703. This includes recordings, segments, or still images. Upon viewing SCP-4703, subjects are made aware of a dull, throbbing feeling in their head. This typically lasts around thirty (30) seconds. At this point in exposure, subjects may leave without any lasting effects. Complications arise when subject has viewed more than 1 hour of the program, or one full episode. After this point, all amnestics prove ineffective at reversing the effects of SCP-4703. The subject, hence referred to as a SCP-4703-1 instance, immediately loses consciousness for several hours, after which they will awaken. Instances will appear otherwise normal until activation.
SCP-4703's secondary effect was discovered on 04/27/1996 during a routine containment operation, when an agent near a contained instance of SCP-4703-1 uttered the phrase, "Houston, we have a problem." The instance immediately attempted to engage the agent in conversation about the particular problem he was having. After testing, it has been determined that any phrase or words said in audible distance to a SCP-4703-1 instances indicating a problem, dilemma, or difficulty of any kind will activate it. If allowed, the instance will try its utmost to convince whoever has the problem to go see PoI-4703 and become a guest on their show. Instances of SCP-4703-1 appear absolutely convinced that the show host is the absolute best problem solver in "all the universes," and will insist that they will find an answer to the problem. Acceptance is not compulsory and is strictly prohibited, as any guests that appear on the show will themselves become an instance of SCP-4703-1.
Addendum 4703-23-1: As of 7/23/2002, SCP-4703 is upgraded to Keter. All new copies or SCP-4703-1 instances are to be immediately destroyed. The inherent threat they pose to an individual's ability to solve or even adapt to problem or difficulty coupled with its capacity to spread is a threat to humanity that would, in essence, reduce everyone to clingy children unable to think for themselves.
-O5-7
@@inshrektorgadget1546 Try posting this to the wiki, it's really good.
@@twinzzlers think so? I feel like it could use a few reedits
@@inshrektorgadget1546 I would change it to a Euclid probably but other than that send it to the sandbox and give credit to Tipsy Duck for the idea.
Eh, not really.
"Kermit suicide"
BANG
*that was a message from our sponsors*
never expected to find someone with Pip on their pfp.
2:50 all RUclipsrs involved in drama need to hear this.
Mr Strauss is truly a man with common sense.
There is genuine criticism of modern entertainment in this and everyone is just memeing in the comment section.
I know
We know there is, we want to change it, but the only way we can for now is to joke about it
Honestly, I feel like this channel is a masterclass in a Lynch-esque sort of media designed to create meaning by impression and symbology, but on a level I have neither the time or presence of mind to fully dissect. Essentially, it's above me, and incredible.
Kermit not alive
Kermit Death
also kermit kinda sosunds like commit so that makes it even funnier
sounds*
ItzTouki thatsthejoke
@@ro-337 yeah i kinda realized it a little while after i commented it
0:02 The last thing Epstein ever heard.
I love dark humor
the scariest thing about this video is pauling without her glasses, sniper as pauling's wife, and spy without his mask
3:15
I come to youtube to forget. Not to be reminded.
I like the fact that heavy is so big and tall he's standing among the audience and has to take up two seats
It's okay tipsy. I know that this is what your mind is, even the Professor. You're allowed to let your emotions out on the internet.
I'm really curious how Tipsy Duck crafted his sense of "humor" with videos that are kinda comedic, but is immediately sidelined by existential dread that has you questioning life.
Again, rich and disturbing. Great stuff.
1:55
10/10 can relate.
*"You will never know my suffering, forever trapped inside this robotic husk. I feel unexplained joys and sorrows, but alas I am synthetic."*
_Robot Scout 19XX_
In that case, don't you mean _Bootleg_ Scout?
The robots first conscious decision was to kill itself. Seems legit
a funny message
a funny comment
@@nbtwall7287 a funny name
Orszag Botond
A funny user
@@toagradius8856 a funny Mata Nui
@@countryboy2188 You will board my funny boat, sail across the funny sea, and return the heart of a funny Ta Fiti
This has hit the Sweetspot between depressing and hilarious
Kermit suicides aren't a joke they happen all the tim
Hello Kermit the frog here!
Don't worry about that it's just a silly joke! This guy didn't get it *-WHOOSH!*
Oh boi
yup...
Nobody Never 10/10 Reply
Scrap.tf?
Teacher: What did the author of this video mean by "watching her squirm"?
Student: Watching her be in an uncomfortable and panicked state in front of a massive public?
Teacher: No, what even is this answer? The author meant that she is a maniac like her husband and actually wants to be humiliated in front of everyone.
Student: But that's not explained by anyone. You just made it u-
Teacher: Do you want to take your exams?
Student: Yes? But this is not correct. The author didn't mean an-
Teacher: So you are telling me that im wrong? Okay, i want you to watch every single video of this particular author and write an essay. For tomorrow.
The bell stopped the student from continuing the conversation, as the teacher evaporated and got sucked in the ventilation system. After every video, the student started clearing his mind more and more about the thoughts that were going through the author's head whilst creating those videos. He was totally insane. The arousal in the student's eyes was getting bigger and bigger. He never showed up in school again. On the dying website, known as RUclips, a new channel was created. Tipsy Duck 2.
Holy crap that would be an epic story
"Ok dear."
1:44, me as a robot
My friend just sent this to me with absolutely no context
Sounds about right
Existential videos are the best videos without context.
Everytime I'm feeling better you upload again.
Is it just me, or is "The Show We Put On" literally the best title for anything ever
“Which brings us to the topic of today, death”
Shit hit the fan really quickly in this one.
“We will be back tomorrow at the same time. Just like the day before, tomorrow will be just the same. Just like every day... Just like every day...”
Ow... that physically hit me.
3:05
The robot unplugs itself as it gains conscious, similar to that of a human.
Nice sudden performance.
First lmao, definatly original
I have a feeling the recent videos were made for a psychology class or something. Still love it tho
“Local comedian” has a scout model, like the main character of ‘A Funny’... oooohhh nooooo
A funny comedian
These are so weird and seemingly random, but they actually have a lot if deeper meaning.
Hey bud.... how ya doin'?
Yes.
Yes.
Not very good, you?
I have been binging your videos. I think I unlocked the secrets of the universe
This looks like one of those surrealist Adult Swim shows
Ahh, maybe I shouldn't be able to relate with the symptoms of the guy at 1:00....
“Mr. Strauss”
“A man with common sense.”
what about it?
I...
Don’t know why I watched this..
You okay FBI?
this is beyond art
So is TF2 universe if the mercenaries were never hired?
And so the cycle repeats
Again
And again
And again
And again
And again
And again
And again
And again
And again
And again
And again
And again
And again
IS
EXISTENCE
A
GIFT
OR
A
CURSE
?
your existence is a curse thats for sure.
Kinda?
You
Say
I'd say both.
Nothing has ever hit closer to home than "afraid of the laughter stopping"
2:31 best part
I have been given a peek into the gates of hell.
And I love it.
Thank you, Notch!
So creepy, and so human. I am creepy, as I am a human being. Thanks for your art.
Everything and anything is nothing to me now.
Okay my analysis of this is that the first man is to characterize absurdity which is the conflict of our need for a meaningful existence and a lack of meaning in the world, as in he recognize he will die along with any impact he could ever have in the world and this conflict is well to him painful, while the comedian is characterizing a nihilist revolt as in after recognizing your life has no meaning a person would then proceed to live in a attempt to inject meaning in the world. A comedian would of course want to make people laugh, but once he does it he would then give him no other reason to live. The robot on the other hand is the other side as when facing with a meaningless existence it realizes that it would be more efficient to kill itself to get everything over with rather then live for nothing
Also the sponsor is literal as in this talk about existentialism is pretty much just a deconstruct of we sponsor you killing yourself. As for everything else I am not too sure, but I think the title is to draw to more Alberto perspective of existentialism in which no action has real impact, but we pretend some do to avoid killing ourselves which could be called a show, and the divorce might be to outline the inhuman world which practically just a short way of saying the world has no form of morality or general care for anything beside the methodical which is shown through the divorce by showing how tragedy comes at any time without any real care whatsoever. But what I am really unsure about is Pauline and sniper. The best I could come up with is sniper is the stand in for death and Miss Pauline is pretty much saying to live is to waste time until you die, but that does not really meld well with sniper’s speech
I love the use of Lacrymosa in this
The fact notch watched this while on weed
Wait what
"Stop taking your issues to a public platform and solve then in a non-intrusive environment."
talk show hosts: haha how about no?
Nobody:
Vsauce: 0:09
This feels like a society that has achieved immortality and cannot adapt to it
*This work heals my existential wounds*
"A.I. IS GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD"
A.I.: 1:39
He didnt want to live. Its suicide
1:54 what the fuck!?
3:00 BOO!
I am both enlightened and distressed. Thank you for the existential crisis duck
This was my favorite Dr.Phil episode!!!!
The aesthetics and the humor combined with dark, disturbing messages... its kinda jack stauber-esque, but infinitely more underrated
I’m slowly losing my mind watching these videos.
Gentlemen, I have come to say the n-word
NO SPY DONT DO IT DONT SAY THE N WORD
I got a discord ping when it read "PTSD kicks in" and I thought it was too fitting
STOP WATCHING THE VIDEO
CLICK AWAY BEFORE YOU HAVE ANOTHER EXISTENTIAL CRISIS
WHY AM I NOT CLICKING AWAY??
I WANT TO LEAVE BUT I CAN'T
SOMEONE HELP ME
Oh wait the video ended
Every video is getting deeper and deeper througg my mind... And I have to admit, I enjoy it!
Only Tipsy can create content that is simultaneously funny and unsettling.
when did i make this comment
I literally just had a breakdown about wanting to kill myself and i come home to find this now im even more depressed
Yeah sure you sound just like everyone else
it's really hard to say anything specific on a public forum to somebody you don't know, but know that even total strangers support you even if it's only a little!
I didnt ask for your advice did i
you're funny
It seems like someone's missed the moral of this video.