Gas Station Simulator is comfy
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- Опубликовано: 27 окт 2024
- dang I can't believe how much footage I thought I had but didn't. Oh well.
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"On the one hand, she's a mom. But on the otherhand, she's a goat."
Clearly, due to JFJ's Texan nature, if she were a horse or armadillo she'd be perfect for him and he wouldn't even stop to think about it.
here ye here ye
J would definitely *shoot* his shot
As a texan I can confirm this.
"Wake up, Sam. You got a gas station to run." Now that was unexpected.
wake the fuck up sam, we got some money to burn
Imagine trying to steal from a gas station at the age of like 12 and the owner chases you off by throwing barrels at you and calling you a queer
Well ill be damned..
you mean this isn't what happens everywhere?
that's the average day at my local 711
Are you speaking from experience?
You think you’ve gotten away, you manage to hide in some long grass. Suddenly, a barrel flys out of nowhere and crushes you into the ground. The last thing you hear as the life fades from your eyes is “Fuck off, Denis!”
Never have I felt so comfy in a gas station out in the middle of nowhere
Just so you know you can disable Dennis in the settings menu it’s equivalent to getting a restraining order on him
Or you could just get a gun and hide the body.
as a girl, I know FOR A FACT he'd treat me right.
Or you disabled him, LITERALLY
@@bug_stonkin_wess1221 bruv i think you messaged the wrong thread lmao
@@YouGottaShootEmInTheHead Nope, definitely was meant for Dennis “the menace” Dennis
Tesla users will be beaten senseless the moment their car door opens. Keep driving.
Double A or triple?
*insert that one spongebob movie scene*
They deserve it
jfj gets accosted by customers: "WHAT? FUCK YOU!"
customer is actually kind to jfj: *"I don't remember asking for your opinion."*
Sigma Male Grindset Matey
The texan is becoming too powerful. Nothing stops him holy
aww man, i kinda hope we get a second "gas station sim is comfy"
...JUST so we can see the "schizoid meltdown" moment you have when the "party bus" rolls up
I don’t need sleep I need answers
being warm and cozy in my house while watching someone take care of a gas station is indeed comfy.
I mentioned this to my boss at Home Depot and he now is trying to commission a forklift simulator game for use as a training aid
Your boss is a chad
Wouldn't it just be better to purchase the rights to use one that already exists?
@@jamesmccomb9525 Yeah but then you run the risk of a dumbass hurting himself or someone else
Oh wait fuck I thought you meant a real forklift. I don't think any forklift game exists
Jay, there's no way you don't have girls. You literally are the definition of ultimate sigma male.
He eats them to sustain
@@MyLittleZergling it's how he keeps his based powers
Yo wheres my tomahawk missile at
"What the fuck, I did everything right!"
-Literally every retail clerk ever.
Man owns a gas station and has no gas- California simulator 2022
4:47, sir that's called archaeology
I won't lie, seeing a SERIES on this would be pretty good.
Ah yes, starting the year off right. I injure my back at work, come home and get to watch a comfy video.
"Battle passes on timers bad." -JFJ 2022
Based.
10:22 We need more of J's singing, like more than we already have. This voice is honey for ears.
When you said "Hey its me" my mind auto filled in "hey, its me, goku!"
Too much lytheo?
@@crosscutking4973 mayhaps
the creature
Goku wants his 5 grand
i can not let you leave till you wash your hands
Two of my favorite youtubers have been Khonjin and JFJ so the amount of joy I had when I catched a stream and he made a Khonjin reference.
“What the dog doin” has become the staple meme for this channel
You, me, gas station. What are we having for dinner? Sushi of course.
Oh god, not that copypasta
You know, watching any other RUclipsr playing this is unbearable but you just makes this so comfy
The refernence to Kohnjin House made my day. Great content and have a great day.
The Most Comfy Sweeping Simulator
Great way to start off the new year
Thanks for your content J, its helping me deal with the death of my crackhead cat who recently passed from a sickness we we're too late to deal with. I really miss the guy but your content and the occasional tyrion helps
Sorry for your loss, man
J is the strongest Texan alive, he can yeet the shit out of cars with just a broom
For cut content, 3 things can make that
1: deadline, just push back the deadline, i hate working with deadlines
2: not having any experiences, usually people think big when they start of game dev, don't...
3: performance issues
"Hey, I'm JFJ, and welcome to Let's Game it Out"
Glad to hear some Khonjin house references
man, i looked at the day it was posted and saw 2022 and felt super weird about it
good thing jfj is here
I heard Rambo Johnson swept so hard he ended the dust bowl single-handedly saving America
Don't dodge the Toriel question, J
I love Khonjin House so much the references are god tier
you know its going to be a good day when J uploads
Was at car show in my town, and I actually saw one of that Corvette from the beginning. Pretty sleek
Seems like itd be fun to roleplay as jack from the Tales From The Gas Station
Amazing just..... Simply amazing words of wisdom had been spoken within this short film.
[1:12] those are silver dollar coins. Those ones have president Ike on them.
GODDAMNIT JFJ STOP SINGING GOOD SONGS! i always look up what song your singing and i end up loving it! That also includes this depeche mode song
10:22 YOU LIKE THAT SONG!? YE YE YE YE YE YE YE
those dimes that are stretched out look like those coins you get at museums
first video of the year was a comfy vid, thats a good sign :)
I miss khonjin house, I should rewatch it
I agree with your opinions on battle passes. I think the best battle passes in games are the ones in the Master Chief Collection, because they are free and have no time limit. You can get on MCC right now and still grind out the first halo reach battle pass.
1. Add cats into game.
2. Name cat Tyrion; dress up cat in costume.
3. Have cat at front desk to entice customers to see you with more sympathy.
4. Profit
Two Khonjin house references in one episode? J you spoil us!
This man just entertained me with cleaning a gas station I believe this man can do anything he needs an award
Oh my god at the end when you talk about cut content, I feel like developers only ever cut out the good stuff, like the combat zone in fallout 4
Or the ocean vault
Local texan sock sweeps so good he sends vehicles to the other side of the planet
I never knew I'd enjoy working at a gas station before.
13:48 is when J realized he would
The sock mascot is now called rambo Johnson
I went on a roadtrip last week and at one of the stops in the middle of nowhere we found a beef jerky named "Carson's Grandpa" which we thought was pretty funny. And then right below it was "Carson's Grandpa's 9 inch meat sticks". Needless to say, Carson's Grandpa doesn't taste very good.
I love seeing you play such a cozy game
wasn't feelin it, till he started sweepin
Happy new year jfj
who would win
a 2 ton truck
or
a sock with a broom
I cannot believe J hasnt found the gun yet.
Gas Station jobs hit diff
Honestly working in a small convience store is pretty comfy.
THE SHOT IS GOOOOOOD. THE SHOT IS SOOOO GOOOOOOOOOD. KHONJIN WINSSSSSSSSSS THE GAMEEEEEEE
I need to go back and watch Khonjin house I totally forgot abt how hard his vids made me laugh
Oh how strange the world is, video games being of the most mundane things ever
im getting real comfy right about now
A J video on the first. Great start to the year already
Ah yes a place where cars enter orbit, kids getting brain damage and rapscallion is a slur.
i still WANT Gas Station Simulator is comfy 2
If I'm already forklift certified do I get admin in forklift simulator multiplayer?
Cant wait to see the Rambo Johnson animation
ON THE RECOMMENDED GAMES:
yo the movement indie scene is doing well. doom eternal came out and shit like ultrakill and dusk are out too. its pretty kickass
So uh, I managed to launch a car sky high, hit it from the front while it was parked and sent it to space, the npc proceeded to fly after it
imagine not actually being forklift certified.
Maybe the real gas station is the friends we made along the way
@JFJ Happy New Year J! I hope that your doing well.
See, I can't own a Gas Station, too tempting for me to just drink all the Gas.
Happy New Year, J
I wish they named it Gas Station Simulation. A nice rhyme
Damm this is nice and happy new year JFJ 👍
So glad i suggested this
10:08 Why do I feel like J just had some repressed anger about someone named Dennis
Fill ‘er up!
Get ‘er done!
Priced at $2.69 a gallon!
JFJ WITH A MILLION DOLLAR FORKLIFT IDEA
@ jfj Happy new year jfj and i hope your family is doing good and love your content keep it up
Lmao I am actually forklift certified and work for home depot I am living the dream baby
Happy new year cowboy
'Hey punk, where's our money!?'
*CLIK-CLACK*
'DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS! YOU DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS!'
*BLAMBLAMBLAM!*
The new DOOM dlc for BROOM GUY is lookin kinda wild.
Did you know that you can lockpick cops?
i wanna hear tyrians squeaks
this game is how he got so good at Retail Royale
Socks and Gas Stations
Good Mix
But Did You Ever Finish Stranded Deep?
Happy New Year!
Talk about cleaning up the streets
Where's the minigame where you get robbed at 12:37am
Woah, I don't remember watching this stream.
8:57 This is the exact polar opposite of *We've got a city to burn*
MMMGGHHHHH, I'M SO *COOOOOOMFY* OOOOH, I'M GONNA *COOOOOOOMFFFFFF*