You know, most old newgrounds-y stuff like this didn't really age well. But this? This is everlasting. I'm gonna be 55 and I'm still gonna be laughing at Bass's delivery on 'Spring Man'.
Dr Light: oh no, megaman is dead, i guess i will have to make a new robot and he will be superior in every way, i will call him X Roll: so you will make him immune to spikes? Dr Light: ...
arkbuble Kind of seems like an obvious and purposeful design flaw. See, that never made sense. Megaman is made of some futuristic titanium. OK, Elec Beams? Gotta hurt. Metal Blade? Understandably painful! Tiny little spikes you jumped into? You outta bend THEM WAAAAY before they kill you!
Zero: First victim of the robot apocalypse says 'what'?! *psychotic smile* Wily: What? Bass: *Facepalm* I have to share Bass's sentiment on that, Wily.
@YOXOMO .U Zero was not saying that as a question. He said it as a statement. Wily said "What?!" which was what "the first victim of the robot apocalypse" supposedly says.
Man, 14 years old... I remember seeing this as a kid/early teenager and laughing my ass off. It aged surprisingly well and still gets a good chuckle out of me
@@kidprime6863the joke is that a zip file is a compressed file (in Bass's case an audio file) and its contents are made smaller, in other words dr. Wily was telling bass to shut up in computer speak
*Door opens* M: I could've never seen this before M: hmph *Door closes* M: Wh- M: Wait, what was the name of this boss? *Spiked-wall man's intro* M: Oh, you suck, Wily *Megaman dies* B: Well, FINALLY! W: Convert it to a .ZIP file, Bass, I don't want to hear it. B: You think an evil genius would have thought about making an inescapable room full of instant death spikes WAY before he made a SPRING MAN! SM: Hmmm? Awwwwww... *Spring Man falls down the stairs* W: Look, I got them all right! Even if that didn't work, Megaman would have been demolished by my new super robot Zero! B: What, you mean him? W: What are you blabbering abou....crap, he got out. Z: THE FIRST VICTIM OF THE ROBOT APOCALIPSE SAYS WHAT!? W: W-what? B: *facepalm* W: Ohhh, fffff...... *Wily castle explodes* *Guts man's ass* I know this comment is pointless, but I was bored.
Obviously one of the most humorous Megaman shorts I've seen in a while. Finely laced with inside jokes and funny dialog between Bass and Wily. The inside jokes are good too (notably the "Find The Computer Room" joke written on the wall behind Wily). Definitely worth watching if you need a good laugh.
Zero: THE FIRST VICTIM OF THE ROBOT APOCALYPSE SAYS WHAT? Me: Why? (Zero looks at me in a stupid face) Me: Aaawww, what's the matter Ze- OH SHOOT! Zero: If you insist >:) (Zero shoots me, I die)
0:19 This is the impossible level, boys. Impossible doesn't mean very difficult. Very difficult is winning the Nobel Prize. Impossible is eating the sun.
Dr Light: Well shit. Megaman's dead. Guess I gotta make another one. Roll: You'll make him immune to spikes this time, right? Dr Light: ... Roll: You'll make him immune to spikes this time, right?
"Wily: CONVERT IT TO A .ZIP FILE BASS, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!" You know, the joke would be funnier if we could hear it. . . And don't let me forget. . . GUTSMANS ASSS!
This is surprisingly good for most of the era's releases, but I'm a little disappointed to have not seen more jokes like this in-series. XDive nods at wood man's popularity and highlights disappearing tiles, and likely much more, but I never saw something that reflecting Megaman's greatest influence this well.
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You know, most old newgrounds-y stuff like this didn't really age well. But this? This is everlasting. I'm gonna be 55 and I'm still gonna be laughing at Bass's delivery on 'Spring Man'.
I really like your profile picture
Dr Light: oh no, megaman is dead, i guess i will have to make a new robot and he will be superior in every way, i will call him X
Roll: so you will make him immune to spikes?
Dr Light: ...
arkbuble Kind of seems like an obvious and purposeful design flaw. See, that never made sense. Megaman is made of some futuristic titanium. OK, Elec Beams? Gotta hurt. Metal Blade? Understandably painful! Tiny little spikes you jumped into? You outta bend THEM WAAAAY before they kill you!
arkbuble por eso existe la gaea armor x5
arkbuble Gaea and Shadow armor says hi
This is the face I make when I orgasim y shadow armor
Ender41948 apparently they're "molecularly sharpened" or some bullshit
Zero: First victim of the robot apocalypse says 'what'?! *psychotic smile*
Wily: What?
Bass: *Facepalm*
I have to share Bass's sentiment on that, Wily.
Wily fell for that big time xD
Wait so if Wily didn't say 'what' he would have lived?!
What?
gutsman: DUN DUNNNNNN
@YOXOMO .U Zero was not saying that as a question. He said it as a statement. Wily said "What?!" which was what "the first victim of the robot apocalypse" supposedly says.
"Convert it to a ZIP file BASS, I don't want to hear it!"
Possibly the cleverest joke used here. If only it was more audible. =w=;
+Night Kobun To be honest I didn't know what Wily said waayy back in the day when this video was released... you learn something new everyday.
Same here, just noticed it then. ^^;
I would have never caught that until you mentioned it. Holy shit... 10 years later.
What's made it clever?
No pun is better than “I will Kermit suicide”
1:01 reminded me that Zero was a total psychopath before he encountered Sigma
Would be cool if he stayed like that
WHAT
*Boom*
More like ligma
who's joe
0:28 Don't worry Springman, there's still the new Nintendo Switch game ARMS.
Greatsaiyakirby dude that’s a different Spring Man
He would fit in arms
*Spring Man:* My time has come.
there is another springman, the 3rd one comes from kinnikuman
Even though I can understand people's dislike for Spring Man, after seeing this video, I can't help but feel sorry for the guy.
Yeah, me too. Now think about Top Man and all he hate that he gets.
Those guys are underrated and I love a the weird ones, BOUNCE MAN 4 THE WIN!!!!!!
Gotta agree there. Spring Man, despite the... un-threatening desing, was at least *somewhat* challending.
Top Man, however? Man he was Pathetic.
To be frank, I like Spring Man.
And I don't think less of Top Man, either. His weapon, though... that's another matter entirely.
@@NeoArashi The spinoff manga Rockman-san kinda made him endearingly pathetic, at least.
...by turning him into a social media influencer.
Man, 14 years old... I remember seeing this as a kid/early teenager and laughing my ass off. It aged surprisingly well and still gets a good chuckle out of me
I think the only good use for Spring Man would be on days when you're bored and the two of you are standing at the top of a tall staircase. >:D
***** Yeah, and when you wanna liven things up with a party, you call in Fling Man.
And when you need to look up something, but Google won't load for some reason, you go and ask Bing Man.
***** Spring and ding both have ing
***** And when Ping man gets a call but cant get it he gets Ring man
Shadow Man But when Ring man can´t do it he ask Sting man to do it
Now we just need a Bottomless-Cliff Man...
Well bottomless cliffs are as deadly as spikes to some video game characters.
***** Same here Gutsman
and then instant death pits WITH SPIKES :)
***** Shadow Man Yes... Baka na humans and his stupid ideas...
True that
"I found teh comput3r room, lol" - Metal Man
Also vector thw crocodile
You'd think an evil genius would've made an unescapable room full of death spikes way before he made a CLOWN MAN
You'd think an evil genius would've made an inescapable room made of instant death spikes way before he made a SHEEP MAN
You'd think an evil genius would've made an inescapable room made of instant death spikes way before he made a PUMP MAN
You'd think an evil genius would've made an unescapable room full of instant death spikes way before he made a TOAD MAN
Cossack made Toad Man though
Toaster Foundation
My point still stands. Dumb invention regardless
Wily: Look, even if that didn't work, Megaman would have been destroyed by my super robot, Zero!
Bass: You mean him?
Wily: Aww craps he got out.
MegaSonicX Zero: Thefirstvictimoftherobotapocalypsesayswhat!
Wily: What?
Bass: *facepalm* Aaaaahh...
Wily: Ah fffff...
*boom*
SuperFanFiction Well played guys xD
X3
I try lol
You'd think an evil genius would've made an unescapable room full of death spikes way before he made a TOP MAN!
+Spidertendo 64
Before he made a PLANT MAN!
+Sam Diamond BUBBLEMAN!
DIVEMAN!
+Spidertendo 64 Topman: *Groan*
You'd think an evil _genius_ would've made an inescapable room full of instant-death spikes _way_ before he made a _Frost Man!_
Gutsman's Ass.
DUH NUUUUUHHH
or is it his crotch?
That makes the whole video look different
I know that's Buttsman's gut, but I thought it was the infamous L-Pipe every single Wily Castle has for some reason.
0:24 - "Convert it to a ZIP file, Bass! I don't want to hear it."
Sad that most people missed that brilliant line...
yeah a nice a joke
What's the punch line?
@@kidprime6863the joke is that a zip file is a compressed file (in Bass's case an audio file) and its contents are made smaller, in other words dr. Wily was telling bass to shut up in computer speak
@@Oppsallspies Oh, now I get it. Thanks
Don't worry Spring Man, I'll always love you. :)
Honestly, Spring Man had a cool idea behind him! I don't understand why he's so hated! Junk Man is 1,000,000 times worse than Spring Man!
spring man is great
Aqua Man is worse.
Talking about it i used to put a spring on my arm and i called myself spring man as i threw my hand out letting the spring fly out
Thefirstvictomoftherobotapocolypsesayswhat?!
XD
XD
XD
XD
XDD
"THE FIRST VICTIM OF THE ROBOT APOCALYPSE SAYS WHAT?"
what!? oh fuck
ThisThingEaten this is a tasty burger
+Rwesthius Might that be, perchance, a Royale with cheese?
What?
MrBurkeGames
I come here in 2024 to let you know that this was one of my first favorited videos ever. I quote it from time to time still and it is amazing.
Same lol
*Door opens*
M: I could've never seen this before
M: hmph
*Door closes*
M: Wh-
M: Wait, what was the name of this boss?
*Spiked-wall man's intro*
M: Oh, you suck, Wily
*Megaman dies*
B: Well, FINALLY!
W: Convert it to a .ZIP file, Bass, I don't want to hear it.
B: You think an evil genius would have thought about making an inescapable room full of instant death spikes WAY before he made a SPRING MAN!
SM: Hmmm? Awwwwww...
*Spring Man falls down the stairs*
W: Look, I got them all right! Even if that didn't work, Megaman would have been demolished by my new super robot Zero!
B: What, you mean him?
W: What are you blabbering abou....crap, he got out.
Z: THE FIRST VICTIM OF THE ROBOT APOCALIPSE SAYS WHAT!?
W: W-what?
B: *facepalm*
W: Ohhh, fffff......
*Wily castle explodes*
*Guts man's ass*
I know this comment is pointless, but I was bored.
What ?
What?
Why?
Thanks for the transcript. I'm deaf.
As a blind man, I'd like to thank you for all this effort... you even added bold text to it, so that really helped me out.
a timeless classic from youtube's golden age
oh man its spiked wall man, ruuuuuuuuunnnn!!!!
In megaman 11 it was revealed to be Impact Man
But you can't hide...
Because it is a flat room with no walls as hiding spots, duh!
How can Wily's fortress just go boom like that. Makes Zero sense. (pun intentional)
Self destruction
Who else feels bad for Spring Man?
me
me
Planet Destroyer me
Me cuz he's useless
me
"THE FIRST VICTIM OF THE ROBOT APOCALYPES SAYS WHAT???"
WHAT?
awwww ffffffffffffffffffffffffff *explodes*
What?
You know depite the passage of time this one aged really well
Bass's face palm at the end when wily seals his fate was utterly priceless.
I need to use this footage for my countdown!
And you would. Good job.
Why the springman hate..?
He adds comedy to the game purely by his design,
Bass: You think a evil genius would think about making an inescapable death spike room WAY BEFORE making a SPRING MAN
Me: Huh.... good point
Zero: First victim of the robot apocalypse says what?
Wily: What?
Bass: (facepalm)
Wily:Oh f...
BOOM
GUTSMAN BUTT
I KNEW IT GUTSMAN
5 seconds later zero has taken over the entire world
this was uploaded before i was even a fetus craaaazy
Wow
Me too
Obviously one of the most humorous Megaman shorts I've seen in a while. Finely laced with inside jokes and funny dialog between Bass and Wily. The inside jokes are good too (notably the "Find The Computer Room" joke written on the wall behind Wily). Definitely worth watching if you need a good laugh.
I found teh comput3r room, lol - Metal Man [Insert picture of Metal Man's face here]
W-what-
Oh fff-
This needs a part 2, I need to see the robot apocalypse of which zero speaks.
Quality content ages like fine wine.
0:28 What's funny is that Spring Man wasn't even made by Wily himself.
He stole it from the Robot Museum.
The rumors about Zero being made by Dr. Wily are true! The serial number of the robot is DWN-∞.
How did you not know this? Are you just trolling?
Maverick Hunter Zero I love what you did there in the end
Maverick Hunter Zero Bass was alright though, right?
"The first victim of the robot apocalypse says What?" My god I was dying already from spiked wall man.
Why even bother just making a boss room of spikes? Just put spikes all over the place lol
no at the spawn point
Metal man found the combut3r room lol
"The first victim of the robot apocalypse says what"
What?
Bass-*facepalm*
Shadow Man KA BOOOOOOOM
Oh no Top man blow up.
Poor Spring Man
0:55 so that's why vector couldn't find the computer room
U think a evil genius would make an inescapable room full of instant death spots way before he reprogramed topman
ANOTHER TOP MAN HATER!!!
Foxy the Pirate topfuck
Foxy the Pirate
Only a FNAF fan would make a comment like This.
Top Man: Huh? Aww... *spins away*
“You’d think an EVIL GENIUS would make an inescapable ROOM full of instant death spikes WAY before he made a SPRING MAN”
Oh come on, I loved spring man
Aww. No love for Springman.
Zero: THE FIRST VICTIM OF THE ROBOT APOCALYPSE SAYS WHAT?
Me: Why?
(Zero looks at me in a stupid face)
Me: Aaawww, what's the matter Ze- OH SHOOT!
Zero: If you insist >:)
(Zero shoots me, I die)
Robert H Zero: What am I fighting forrrrrrrrrrr
(Mighty No. 9 meets Mega Man)
Beck (Mighty No. 9): You're so old.
Rock (Mega Man): You're a disgrace to being our successor.
Then kirby gets on his armor, copies zero and the real robot apocalypse starts.
And that's how Gurren Lagaan began. (I think I spelled it wrong)
Iván Gerardo Casas Torres Zero: It is not too late, stop the coop now!
Kirby: Nevar.
Wow new boss 0:12 "spiked-wall man"
How am I just discovering this godtier animation now?
0:19 This is the impossible level, boys. Impossible doesn't mean very difficult. Very difficult is winning the Nobel Prize. Impossible is eating the sun.
"Oh you suck Wily."
Really, I think everyone who played Megaman has said that _at least_ once.
Never gets old. Great Job!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SPIKED-WALL MAN!
Yes I laughed the most at that part
Yeah ha ha. you'd think an evil genius would've made an inescapable room of instant kill spikes before he made a burner man!
For some reason it's always the Gutsman's Ass stinger at the end that gets me even nearly two decades later XD
BAHAHAH! I have to agree with Bass on this one!
I wouldn't even make a spring man!
IAMSPEEDMAN its called stairs its funny :)
Who wouldn't?
Or a burner man
Happy 10th birthday to this video!
Mega Man wanna be the guy.
Zero kills his first doctor.
Zero - 1 Wily - 0
Megaman Light ZERO ES COOL EL MAS COPIDADO Y MATA A WILY Y DONDE CONPRA EL ZABLE TAlves haga algo
Logic
Winner: Zero because no duh
Wily -11 you mean?
Dr Light: Well shit. Megaman's dead. Guess I gotta make another one.
Roll: You'll make him immune to spikes this time, right?
Dr Light: ...
Roll: You'll make him immune to spikes this time, right?
The second victim of the robot apocalypse says DUN DUN!?
DUH NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
XDDDD
"Wily: CONVERT IT TO A .ZIP FILE BASS, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!"
You know, the joke would be funnier if we could hear it. . .
And don't let me forget. . . GUTSMANS ASSS!
+Tune-Tastic Official DUN DUUUUNNNN
LucasCAPS *DUU DUUUUUU*
Poor Springman :v
ya, I like him
Saw this when I was 12. What a throwback
You think this is bad? You'd think that an evil genius like Wily, would realize that the best robot to make against Rockman is...Paperman!
What is spike walled man weak against?
Throw Controller At Screen Due To Rage Man.
Hedgehog man?
he's weak against self confidence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
XenoKirby 54 ES DEBIL A TIRAR TU NES EN LA BASURA LO DA TRASH MAN Y RUSH JET Y LO MATAS
celular ES DEBIL A TIRAR TU NES EN LA BASURA LO DA fuck troller man Y RUSH JET Y LO MATAS
0:36 Spring Man: Ah?
You think an EVIL GENIUS would make an inescapable room of instant-death spikes WAY before he made a Spring Man!
Kyle Campbell Huh? Aaaaaahhhh..... *rolls down stairs"
Holy fuck I never thought I'd find the 'gutsman's ass during the credits' video!
You'd think an evil genius would've made an inescapable room full of instant death spikes WAY before he made a WOOD MAN
poor spring man...
Holy fuck this is old. I remember watching this back in the elder days. It's still funny. :3
I'm watching this in 2019.
Zero:The first victim of the robot apocalypse says "what?"
Wily:What?
Bass:*facepalm*
Wily:Ehm?OH,FU-
*BOOM*
DA DUN
What does Wily say at 0:24?I get the "I don't want to hear it."But I can't make what's before it.
"Convert it to a .zip file, Bass." In other words, .zip it!
***** Ohhh.I hear it now that I listen to it.LOLOLOLOLOL.That's clever.Robot puns,LOL.
Poor Springman
Spiked-Wall Man's weakness is Item 1
Still brilliant. It's old, its flash-style, but still brilliant. Just wish the video was a little sharper.
Nice recommendation
Watching this at 2x speed is awesome xD
It is
(0:25-0:27) What did he said?
"Convert it to a .zip file, Bass, I don't want to hear it."
Now this brings back memories, i hope the algorithm does its work someday.
Its like Dorky's "Dr.Wily having an assistant." Only this is actually good. lol.
Types in spring man on the youtube search
This is the first video to show up WTF.
(P.S. spring man = worst robot master ever)
No. Quint is worst Robot Master.
+The Quarter Guy ran into any butthurt vikings fans?
No. Aquaman is the worst robot máster ever.
Hard to believe this video is 13 years old.
At the beginning I laughed at the sound effect for Megaman's running 🤣🤣🤣
Spring man could kill in a game of twister, so he isn't all that bad
Congrats on 1,000,000 views! You deserve it!
1:12 IT'S GUTSMAN!!!! DUN-DUNNNN!
How did Dr.wily not think of this before?? -_-
This is surprisingly good for most of the era's releases, but I'm a little disappointed to have not seen more jokes like this in-series. XDive nods at wood man's popularity and highlights disappearing tiles, and likely much more, but I never saw something that reflecting Megaman's greatest influence this well.
0:54 on the wall it says "I found teh comput3r room lol - Metal Man"
Gutsman’s ass never gets old
It's been 10 years, how does this not have 1 million views yet.