Cutman is Incompetent

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  • Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @phattalbrt6832
    @phattalbrt6832 5 лет назад +6306

    He was dropped when he was a floppy disk

  • @ResidentTarantino
    @ResidentTarantino 5 лет назад +3715

    This show's script is 99% made up of one-liners

  • @SharpVCN
    @SharpVCN 6 лет назад +11151

    I love how cutman’s weapon becomes a million times more effective when used by megaman.

    • @SpydeyDan
      @SpydeyDan 5 лет назад +921

      Right? Suddenly the thing had the tenacity of the robot dog in Black Mirror.

    • @justsomeplant3305
      @justsomeplant3305 5 лет назад +152

      What the heck

    • @stephenstathis4
      @stephenstathis4 5 лет назад +297

      @@colebrown8293 that was a needless troll. Seriously bro.

    • @Number_27
      @Number_27 5 лет назад +155

      @@colebrown8293 How old are you? 12?

    • @Kriskazam
      @Kriskazam 5 лет назад +203

      That homing scissor had me dying

  • @DrGeneralkumar82
    @DrGeneralkumar82 4 года назад +1104

    Megaman uses cut = cuts a whole airplane
    Cutman uses cut = gets blocked by a few screws

  • @mobslayer9000
    @mobslayer9000 9 лет назад +948

    I love how Cutman's scissors bounce off everything and have horrible accuracy, but when Megaman uses it, it cuts through a stone brick wall, a metal door, and a FUCKING AIRPLANE, all while having precise homing technology.

    • @huskiesplays8420
      @huskiesplays8420 9 лет назад +42

      OP. xD

    • @Fennaixelphox
      @Fennaixelphox 9 лет назад +37

      The Mobslayer Actually he did cut the wings off a plane with the cutter still on his head. Maybe he's just a bad thrower?

    • @joshgerona5563
      @joshgerona5563 9 лет назад +48

      Man, Cutman has the worst luck ever, like how does his rolling cutter miss megaman and hits somthing else like metal man when he was holding the ropes. And megamans rolling cutter is so very accurate IT CAN CUT AN AIRPLANE IN HALF

    • @Fennaixelphox
      @Fennaixelphox 8 лет назад +34

      Josh Gerona Cut Man rolled a natural 1 on the attack roll. Mega Man rolled a natural 20.

    • @cosplayingchao
      @cosplayingchao 7 лет назад +17

      "Robot Master" my ass

  • @PumpkinRow
    @PumpkinRow 8 лет назад +2169

    >Cutman uses weapon, it flies straight or boomerangs to allies for no reason
    >Megaman uses Cutblade and it homes in on targets automatically
    Magik.

    • @ivanmegafanboy1981
      @ivanmegafanboy1981 7 лет назад +110

      Haks

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 7 лет назад +146

      Nah, they seem more like clean cuts than hacks

    • @fara.r.8181
      @fara.r.8181 6 лет назад +63

      pro+premium players vs noob+freemium players be like

    • @seisoch6969
      @seisoch6969 6 лет назад +32

      Cutman doesnt know how to use his weapon

    • @thebiolibrary5572
      @thebiolibrary5572 6 лет назад +48

      Pumpkin Row Cutman fails so much that it makes his weapon actually stupid. It should be a homing device of terror, but Cutface has such bad luck that the shots go friendly fire.

  • @jeremyabbott4537
    @jeremyabbott4537 7 лет назад +2963

    The one time Cutman would have been perfect, cutting the hose around the robo dino, he gloats and says it can't stop the dinobot. Really Cutman. YOUR ONE USE IS TO CUT THINGS AND YOU HAD THE PERFECT CHANCE.

  • @holitinne
    @holitinne 4 года назад +739

    Cutman weakness: Existence

    • @Josuh
      @Josuh 3 года назад +11

      relatable

    • @bobbicamarata793
      @bobbicamarata793 3 года назад +16

      Mega man doesn't need another robot master's weapon to beat him, he just needs cut man to exist.

    • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
      @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 года назад +8

      In combat:
      Megaman > Cutman
      Rush > Cutman
      Roll > Cutman
      And, this last one is just a guess, but Dr Light > Cutman

    • @yeetyeet3534
      @yeetyeet3534 3 года назад +11

      Megaman weaknesses be like:
      Guts man: bombs
      Bomb man: fire
      Ice man: electricity
      Fire man: ice
      Elec man: scissors
      Cut man: *E X I S T*

    • @thegreatandmightyseff7214
      @thegreatandmightyseff7214 3 года назад +1

      @@yeetyeet3534 I always wondered why fire is weak to ice

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 4 года назад +3636

    Megaman's collateral damage is serious in this show...

    • @DeeRose54
      @DeeRose54 4 года назад +30

      Yo holy eggs it’s proto

    • @user-bl2bt7re8c
      @user-bl2bt7re8c 4 года назад +16

      I see it all hit our recommended XD

    • @spinoirrex2433
      @spinoirrex2433 4 года назад +3

      Indeed

    • @Kanokon1000
      @Kanokon1000 4 года назад +18

      But Proto!!
      He iS fiGhtINg aGAintS The iVOL of DoCTor WillY!?!

    • @ginunggagap
      @ginunggagap 4 года назад +19

      ye that airplane did not deserve that

  • @metaltom2003
    @metaltom2003 8 лет назад +512

    Cutman uses rolling cutter, it's useless. Megaman uses rolling cutter, it plows through a brick wall, tears a hole through a 12-inch thick steel door, then proceeds to slice through the fusilage of an airplane, removing the entire nose and cockpit, and still has enough momentum to follow Cutman into Wily's skull copter, where it does still more damage!! For originally being one of Dr. Light's Robot Master series bots, Cutman really is pathetic in this cartoon. Ahh, the memories! LOL

    • @emmakirby8979
      @emmakirby8979 8 лет назад +14

      +metaltom2003 I thought this comment was a joke until I got to that part.

    • @MegaVile2004
      @MegaVile2004 8 лет назад

      +Tonya Denny I thought you meant Petra from Minecraft Story Mode

    • @conlia
      @conlia 8 лет назад +3

      +Tonya Denny Oh my god,no one cares.

    • @rebeccathornhill3352
      @rebeccathornhill3352 8 лет назад

      that was a wood door

    • @jefffox1012
      @jefffox1012 8 лет назад +1

      It goes to show this version of Mega Man is overpowered as fuck.

  • @gojithereploid7623
    @gojithereploid7623 4 года назад +5628

    He literally could've done his only job and cut the fire hose for his dinosaur

    • @kamcha9681
      @kamcha9681 4 года назад +236

      He probably would have missfired it into his own face to be honest

    • @classiccat7783
      @classiccat7783 4 года назад +53

      It's surprising he became a DJ with his incompetence

    • @lemonleaks3672
      @lemonleaks3672 4 года назад +17

      It's because his legs and hips were covering his view

    • @insertobligatoryreferenceh489
      @insertobligatoryreferenceh489 4 года назад +14

      Franco Ranullo Nope, he straight up acknowledges it

    • @AlanMcG1978
      @AlanMcG1978 4 года назад +3

      More like yee dinosaur

  • @Njnetsfan15
    @Njnetsfan15 3 года назад +822

    Props to Dr. Wily for not shutting him down. Cutman literally ruined everything he was involved with, and Wily still felt like he was more useful than harmful. He was wrong, but still.

    • @connorkling2952
      @connorkling2952 2 года назад +93

      I think it might’ve been because Cut Man still tried his hardest all the time even though he fails so much. Can’t really get that very often.

    • @sickle7291
      @sickle7291 2 года назад +30

      And then you see the likes of Dr. Weil using his robots as canon fodder

    • @TheKorenji
      @TheKorenji Год назад +7

      @@sickle7291 No better way to use your robots

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 Год назад +16

      Which is pretty weird, since there were several "villain of the week" Robot Masters (Crystal Man, Pharaoh Man, and Dark Man come to mind) who came across are far more competent than Cut Man.

  • @bingus9651
    @bingus9651 6 лет назад +1428

    Damn, he never made paper dolls out of him

  • @Durgemann
    @Durgemann 7 лет назад +2336

    Things that are better than Cutman's blade:
    -Nails
    -Water
    -Wind
    -Stepping to the right

    • @Allsketchx25
      @Allsketchx25 7 лет назад +165

      Violet Dirge until Megaman gets hero advantage and it follows for miles and cuts through steel doors, brick walls

    • @TiberianFiend
      @TiberianFiend 7 лет назад +7

      Frost Prime was robbed in last year's election.

    • @KilosFoxo
      @KilosFoxo 6 лет назад +44

      and kicking it

    • @KilosFoxo
      @KilosFoxo 6 лет назад +19

      and bolts

    • @aceonfire12
      @aceonfire12 6 лет назад +32

      falling over

  • @DannyShaq26
    @DannyShaq26 10 лет назад +465

    You know your incompetence is legendary when:
    1. A 5+ minute compilation can be made of your worst moments
    2. A guy, who has absolutely no experience using your weapon of choice, steals it and uses it more effectively than you ever have in your entire life.

    • @yque8761
      @yque8761 6 лет назад +6

      6 minute

    • @Blaze5857
      @Blaze5857 6 лет назад +18

      @@yque8761 great necrocommenting.
      5+. That is more than 5 minutes. Your comment wasn't necessary.

    • @LeGeneralKhango
      @LeGeneralKhango 6 лет назад +12

      @@yque8761 you waited 4 years to say that?

    • @blur7491
      @blur7491 6 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @coreblaster6809
      @coreblaster6809 6 лет назад +7

      @@yque8761 Actually after five minutes it changes to a song montage. So you wouldn't even be right if it wasn't so fucking pedantic.

  • @betoen
    @betoen 4 года назад +959

    "I must apologize for Cut Man, he's an idiot.
    We have purposely built him wrong, as a joke."

  • @TatsurouKaos
    @TatsurouKaos 10 лет назад +445

    When will Cutman ever learn?
    ...Rock ALWAYS beats scissors! lol

    • @AlchemistCori
      @AlchemistCori 10 лет назад +29

      that joke was so great.... did you think of it yourself? honestly. That joke was sitting infront of my face the entire time! why didn't I think of that!

    • @TatsurouKaos
      @TatsurouKaos 10 лет назад +11

      Actually, it dates back to Bob and George. Not in that exact format, but it's an old joke. Glad you like it, though.

    • @AlchemistCori
      @AlchemistCori 10 лет назад +9

      TatsurouKaos I love that joke. It isn't even the laugh out loud joke. its the "thats so clever i can't stop smirking" joke.

    • @TatsurouKaos
      @TatsurouKaos 10 лет назад +5

      Well I'm glad I made you smirk. I honestly thought it would only get groans.

    • @AlchemistCori
      @AlchemistCori 10 лет назад +6

      TatsurouKaos I always appreciate a good joke, even if its terrible.

  • @Tkdboy-gk1wk
    @Tkdboy-gk1wk 5 лет назад +1413

    1:07 "Let's see how you do against… KUNG FU CUT MAN! HI-YAH!!"
    *immediately gets blasted… by Roll.*

    • @TTastic-pb5nt
      @TTastic-pb5nt 4 года назад +52

      At least he tried

    • @ivanlagrana878
      @ivanlagrana878 4 года назад +43

      Roll became Indiana Jones in that scene

    • @Thelowestofthelowtiers
      @Thelowestofthelowtiers 4 года назад +26

      ...one of the worst characters in fighting game history...who wasn't even programmed to fight...

    • @MIGHTYFIGHTER20XX
      @MIGHTYFIGHTER20XX 4 года назад +6

      @@Thelowestofthelowtiers
      You can't blame him.

    • @jamquick5298
      @jamquick5298 4 года назад +22

      She blasted the fuck out if him too.

  • @dragasalt7493
    @dragasalt7493 4 года назад +926

    "Let's see how you do against Kung Fu Cutman!"
    **dies**

    • @michaelkowal3230
      @michaelkowal3230 3 года назад +47

      And to toast as well, Roll literally defeats him in that episode by shooting toast at him

    • @oshabot1646
      @oshabot1646 3 года назад +9

      1:06
      Jarsh Finx

    • @Phun-Bun
      @Phun-Bun 3 года назад +2

      And that's what I call karma

    • @GyroMan5136
      @GyroMan5136 2 года назад +5

      Cut Man trained that kung Fu for 30 years (no seriously this episode is about mega man traveling 30 years into the future)

    • @mightythehalfsaiyanhedgeho7286
      @mightythehalfsaiyanhedgeho7286 Год назад +1

      XD

  • @boofis8953
    @boofis8953 4 года назад +192

    Cutman’s Rolling Cutter: BAD
    Megamans Rolling Cutter: DEATH

    • @akselai
      @akselai 4 года назад +1

      WALLY *finally, i found waldo in the comments*

    • @Matsu_Suzuki16
      @Matsu_Suzuki16 3 года назад

      _wheeze_

    • @LordTyph
      @LordTyph 5 месяцев назад

      Maybe Rolling Cutter in this show gets a power boost based on which side of the good/evil dynamic you're on.

  • @paranormalized
    @paranormalized 5 лет назад +2083

    At some point the incompetence reaches a level where you wonder- is Cutman secretly a double agent? I mean, he screws his own team enough he's gotta have mad skills at talking his way out of trouble, which implies a certain social cunning. Which is the foremost skill any double agent should have.
    Then you have how potent his weapon is in MegaMan's hands- why is it so nerfed in the hands of the original owner? I don't care how much smarter MM is, Cutman has been practicing with that weapon for years, and it's reasonably unique. The difference should be like a decathlete who goes bowling for the first time vs. the schmuck who has been in a neighborhood league for a decade- the schmuck should still win the first game, or at least nor embarrass himself horribly.
    In fact, the Cutman weapon in the hands of MegaMan is so strong, that the obvious winning strategy is to target Cutman first, (since Cutman is so easily defeated anyways) grab his weapon, and shred Wiley's base in seconds. So why doesn't he? Because to do so more than once or twice risks getting Cutman expelled from Wiley's team, the same reason in WW2 that the Brits and Americans didn't overuse intelligence gained from cracking Germany's Enigma codes.
    In conclusion, I give you the wisdom of Mr T.- "It takes a smart guy to play dumb."

    • @nobunny9362
      @nobunny9362 5 лет назад +295

      _but, hey._
      _that's just a theory._

    • @randtastik
      @randtastik 5 лет назад +162

      Do you really think this American 80's cartoon would go that deep?

    • @thetismprism671
      @thetismprism671 5 лет назад +183

      Randy yes

    • @ShannonBlake444
      @ShannonBlake444 5 лет назад +29

      @@nobunny9362 nuuuuuuuu
      I'm like a month late, but I was LITERALLY just gonna say that 😂

    • @SadLittleTurkey
      @SadLittleTurkey 5 лет назад +138

      It might be that given cutmans original purpose, there may be dozens of safeguards in his programming preventing him from harming others that Wily cannot remove thus preventing Curran from realistically harming people. I mean, given his purpose as a commercial bot, it would have been crucial to ensure some mad mechanic didn't just unleash him in town with a flip of a switch

  • @TeamDusk215
    @TeamDusk215 5 лет назад +1872

    I absolutely love that when Megaman uses Cutman's weapon, it's nigh unstoppable. this show was weird yes, but it was smart with its comedy in certain places.

  • @2l84me8
    @2l84me8 3 года назад +293

    In Japan, Megaman’s name is “Rockman”. That’s why Cutman can’t beat him, because rock beats scissors.

    • @GhostGuy99
      @GhostGuy99 2 года назад +13

      Because MegaMan's real name is Rock.

    • @cliffturbo2146
      @cliffturbo2146 Год назад +4

      That makes a lotta sense

    • @AbigailHadwin-go8nk
      @AbigailHadwin-go8nk 7 месяцев назад

      ...so what you're saying is... Dr Wily needs to make a paper robot! Iris Exe's navi from the anime comes to mind.

    • @TheSuperPlayer707
      @TheSuperPlayer707 6 месяцев назад +2

      The "Rock beat Scissors" actually it's a recurring joke in Rockman Megamix. Sadly that joke didn't translated into Archie because of character's rename.

  • @StabStabMan
    @StabStabMan 5 лет назад +1047

    "Cutting you up is going to be 'shear' delight."
    With puns like these, who needs competence?

  • @THEGREATMAX
    @THEGREATMAX 8 лет назад +1292

    Well, it's not really his fault, I mean... ROCK DOES BEAT SCISSORS, AFTER ALL

  • @mikeg4490
    @mikeg4490 4 года назад +122

    “Nice try Mega Jerk”
    So childish, so stupid but yet so charming.

  • @300IQPrower
    @300IQPrower 4 года назад +1973

    I love that when Rock has it, the useless guy’s weapon becomes a seeker missile from hell. It means Cutman’s weapon isn’t bad, the guy really is just that incompetent

    • @nightsregalia8641
      @nightsregalia8641 4 года назад +191

      Wait his name is rock? Now wonder it doesn't work on him scissors can't beat rock

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 4 года назад +64

      Incompetent, or as a previous poster said, CutMan is a double agent.

    • @thecarrothole9712
      @thecarrothole9712 4 года назад +21

      come on he is trying his best

    • @cheeseboi588
      @cheeseboi588 4 года назад +31

      Zachary Alegria His name in Japanese is Rockman, this guy’s just a weeb.

    • @taopilot2669
      @taopilot2669 4 года назад +32

      @@nightsregalia8641 He better hope Dr. Wily never makes Paper Man.

  • @abirampadmadhar8214
    @abirampadmadhar8214 4 года назад +716

    This guy make storm troopers feel good about themselves

    • @awesometron7866
      @awesometron7866 3 года назад +23

      Cutman: Nooooo

    • @erainmartinez8175
      @erainmartinez8175 2 года назад +7

      @@awesometron7866 Eli J. Martinez: yes

    • @awesometron7866
      @awesometron7866 2 года назад +6

      @@erainmartinez8175 Cutman: I am going to make a paper doll out of you, Martinez!

    • @googleyoflolz9930
      @googleyoflolz9930 11 месяцев назад +3

      I can imagine poor cutman scrolling through these comments and crying himself to sleep.

    • @JoanSlugXAkaJerkyBogard
      @JoanSlugXAkaJerkyBogard 8 месяцев назад +1

      -I'm doing my part.
      +I'm doing my part.
      ×I'm doing my part.
      *I DIDN'T DO F***INK SH**!!!.

  • @jackkaiserfilm
    @jackkaiserfilm 5 лет назад +3963

    I feel like cutman is your one friends who just sucks at everything, but you keep him around for pure entertainment purposes. Poor cutman.

  • @katkid2405
    @katkid2405 4 года назад +180

    1:33 = I died so hard lmao.
    How the hell the Rolling Cutter can track Cut Man like that, destroying walls, doors and even an airplane.

    • @Raphael-pn3lu
      @Raphael-pn3lu 3 года назад +13

      Cutman also died after this

    • @noponarchsage
      @noponarchsage Год назад +9

      Cutman knows the legendary joestar secret technique

    • @LordTyph
      @LordTyph 5 месяцев назад

      @@noponarchsage Unfortunately, like his weapon, he can't use it correectly.

  • @GrandSleuth
    @GrandSleuth 6 лет назад +1513

    Random Fun Fact:
    Cutman is weak to Woodman's Leaf Shield, even though Cutman was made with the purpose to cut down trees.

    • @KOTEBANAROT
      @KOTEBANAROT 5 лет назад +82

      well duh, trees, not leafs!

    • @RaposaCadela
      @RaposaCadela 5 лет назад +79

      Sounds like bullshit. Cutman was from Megaman 1, and Woodman from 2. Maybe I'm in the wrong here, and it's possible to fight Cutman with the Leaf Shield in Wily Wars, the fighting games, or Megaman 8 Saturn?

    • @carpetedkitche
      @carpetedkitche 5 лет назад +29

      i *think* it's either in the anime or the fighting games

    • @notingles
      @notingles 5 лет назад +27

      It's the leaf shield. It shields leaves.

    • @residentflamingo115
      @residentflamingo115 5 лет назад +2

      Unless megaman uses it

  • @_V.Va_
    @_V.Va_ 4 года назад +481

    2:58 I just find it so hilarious how Proto Man nonchalantly snatches up Roll.
    *Step this wayyy, **_pleeeeeease~_*

    • @vuan8167
      @vuan8167 4 года назад +43

      His main ability; Errape young girls

    • @rasta7655
      @rasta7655 4 года назад +79

      *exuuuuuuuse me, princess~*

    • @purpledragon1945
      @purpledragon1945 4 года назад +46

      Brother sister bonding at its purest
      For real, cutman is so incompetent, he cant even beat roll

    • @raiseanothermanskidsforlov4920
      @raiseanothermanskidsforlov4920 4 года назад +4

      @@vuan8167 you mean his sister lol

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 4 года назад +12

      "Sorry sis. Too dangerous"

  • @zorokicksass60
    @zorokicksass60 9 лет назад +521

    you know when a villain is pathetic, when they hero can use your power, better than what you can.

  • @SamikazeAtk
    @SamikazeAtk 5 лет назад +444

    Cutman dies in Infinity War

    • @brianisme6498
      @brianisme6498 5 лет назад +25

      DAM YOU WITH YOU’RE SPOILERS

    • @splashor6361
      @splashor6361 5 лет назад +13

      @@brianisme6498 DAMN YOU AND YOUR GRAMMAR

    • @brianisme6498
      @brianisme6498 5 лет назад +2

      TheSuperSaiyanPikachu lol

    • @generallyblocky
      @generallyblocky 4 года назад +1

      worst spoiler m8

    • @koolboi6610
      @koolboi6610 4 года назад +4

      Cut Man's last words: At least I still have my weapon!

  • @redjarman
    @redjarman 8 лет назад +907

    0:36 puberty hit Roll like a truck

  • @wajinshu
    @wajinshu 4 года назад +449

    0:36 Roll face 😨😰😱

    • @auralunaprettycure
      @auralunaprettycure 4 года назад +33

      wajinshu it’s plot relevant that’s not normal Roll

    • @cathyg6594
      @cathyg6594 4 года назад +22

      It's part of the episode

    • @gualbertogascon2767
      @gualbertogascon2767 4 года назад +6

      HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @aria4943
      @aria4943 4 года назад +2

      ha.

    • @weegoh8324
      @weegoh8324 3 года назад +21

      Don’t worry, it’s not the animators, it’s the writers.

  • @mariano1196
    @mariano1196 10 лет назад +236

    holy shit megaman was stupidly OP in this show

    • @mariano1196
      @mariano1196 9 лет назад +1

      ***** nice name

    • @mariano1196
      @mariano1196 9 лет назад +1

      Wat

    • @mackhudson1493
      @mackhudson1493 9 лет назад +1

      ***** probably cuz cutman is incompetent

    • @Ninetails2000
      @Ninetails2000 9 лет назад +24

      Tell that to PharaohMan. He's having NONE of Megaman's bullshit.

    • @broogul7335
      @broogul7335 9 лет назад +1

      Mr. Skelletal megaman can beat 99% of megaman content with just mega buster (and skill). Mega man so gdlk

  • @KatloverrFohDahWinandStuff
    @KatloverrFohDahWinandStuff 6 лет назад +262

    The instant megs gets ahold of cutman's weapon it goes from a terribly aimed wet piece of spaghetti to an actual lightsaber in terms of cuttin capability

    • @Dgero
      @Dgero 5 лет назад +13

      You got to hand it to them, the characters may have looked weird but they sure knew how to make some hilarious show out of it

    • @tj.henderson
      @tj.henderson 5 лет назад +3

      Let's see how you do against...
      *KUNG FU CUTMAN!*

  • @genericprofile2381
    @genericprofile2381 4 года назад +809

    "Lets see how you do against Kung Foo Cutman!"
    *gets shot*

    • @CyIinder
      @CyIinder 4 года назад +17

      Actual name: Cunt Fool Cutman

    • @killertails1244
      @killertails1244 4 года назад +15

      He had the bad guy from the indiana jones feeling

    • @Jellyman4
      @Jellyman4 4 года назад

      @@CyIinder 😂😂😂

    • @baalfgames5318
      @baalfgames5318 4 года назад +5

      "The first thing you should know about martial arts: guns beat martial arts everytime." Stan Smith.

    • @Jellyman4
      @Jellyman4 4 года назад

      @@baalfgames5318 😂😂😂

  • @judahawesome775
    @judahawesome775 4 года назад +82

    Drinking game: take a shot every time that stock metal crunch sound plays

    • @chaosinc.382
      @chaosinc.382 3 года назад +3

      Good God, you'd be dead before you can make a cutting pun.

  • @mossesmoreno8321
    @mossesmoreno8321 4 года назад +189

    This is basically the opposite of the, "the boss when he joins your team," meme.

  • @KrissieFox
    @KrissieFox 5 лет назад +191

    Poor cutman..It seems he just really wants to make some paper dolls but doesn't know how to safely acquire any craft supplies.

  • @faint46
    @faint46 5 лет назад +307

    1:14 MegaMan one shot CutMan, steals his ability, take one shot and it does a million times better than what CutMan can ever do.

  • @SeenAGreatLight
    @SeenAGreatLight 3 года назад +30

    For some reason, I love that they pronounce it "Cutm'n" like a last name instead of "Cut-Man."
    "Howdy, the name's Hezekiah Cutman. Say yer prayers, Megaman."

  • @Taterzz
    @Taterzz 6 лет назад +427

    mega man actively used cutman's power to destroy a multi million dollar airplane. who's the real villain?

  • @Ninetails2000
    @Ninetails2000 9 лет назад +67

    This wouldn't be as hilarious as it is if it weren't for every single failure ending with that same car accident sound.

  • @thegamingaristocrat7615
    @thegamingaristocrat7615 3 года назад +84

    4:22 I did not expect to see this level of realistic robot brutality on a children's cartoon. I mean that is a look of genuine fear on his face as he's crushed to pieces by a lamppost.

    • @Annexialol
      @Annexialol 2 года назад +14

      *AAAAA!!!!* a-

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 Год назад +10

      That happened *ALL THE TIME* in this show. Robot Masters get smashed to outright pieces in almost every episode (hell, Snake Man's weapon directly attacks the joints of whichever poor bot-bastard it hits), and that's not even counting things like Crystal Man getting his arm blown off or that time Roll vacuums off another robot's face.

    • @smzig
      @smzig 2 месяца назад +1

      He went full Waspinator.

  • @flippedoutkyrii
    @flippedoutkyrii 8 лет назад +138

    I love at 0:32 when Cutman is thrown at the truck, the fender doesn't even dent.
    Cutman can't even commit car insurance fraud.

  • @crowsenpai5625
    @crowsenpai5625 4 года назад +234

    2:47 I love it when heroes have had enough of a villain’s shit and just interrupt them with a takedown.
    Cut man “Come on, he can’t take-“
    Mega man *Bang*

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 4 года назад +16

      You'd love Guts in _Berserk_ then.

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 Год назад +2

      The smart Robot Masters in this show do that too. Pharaoh Man's reaction to Mega Man acquiring his weapon is to punch him in the mouth while he says "now I've got your power!" because it's a vulnerability that no one else seems to recognize.

  • @russianempire5628
    @russianempire5628 6 лет назад +110

    Cutman gets thrown so much that he repeats a pun he said before

  • @Ness_Dreemurr
    @Ness_Dreemurr 3 года назад +21

    I remember cutman saying "I'm going to cut you into paper dolls" and thinking it was funniest thing ever

  • @ceehawkins5041
    @ceehawkins5041 5 лет назад +508

    This is a metaphor:
    Cutman is You
    Megaman is Life

    • @ricohernandez9969
      @ricohernandez9969 5 лет назад +9

      It's the perfect metaphor because it's true lol

    • @ChillavaKirby
      @ChillavaKirby 4 года назад +2

      Lol you can't just do that you gotta explain why

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 4 года назад

      CutMan is like Charlie Brown. Good Grief!

  • @controlfreak110
    @controlfreak110 5 лет назад +65

    " we nee a simple fight for the finale of the episode"
    "Should we....Do another cutman fight where his blade cuts a random item that falls on top of him regardless of location?" - Writers probably.

  • @vidyabatter
    @vidyabatter Год назад +6

    This video is psychological torture because Cut Man is my favorite robot master.

  • @emmakirby8979
    @emmakirby8979 8 лет назад +1734

    Cutman sounds inexplicably like a Mexican version of Raiden.

    • @unwelldanny7108
      @unwelldanny7108 7 лет назад +40

      or Ren

    • @coreymurray432
      @coreymurray432 7 лет назад +77

      I think it's supposed to be a Peter Lorre imitation.

    • @marioghernandez4960
      @marioghernandez4960 6 лет назад +9

      Robert Elven Which Raiden

    • @tuxmargameroom
      @tuxmargameroom 6 лет назад +15

      Corey's got a good point now that he mentions it. After hearing that, I'm wondering how it would've sounded if Robin Williams played Cutman, judging from his own impersonation of Peter Lorre from one part in Aladdin where the genie is telling him how he can't bring people back from the dead.

    • @thejamman4070
      @thejamman4070 6 лет назад +2

      Mario G Hernandez I’d assume metal gear’s Raiden.

  • @bluerie._.3021
    @bluerie._.3021 2 года назад +4

    The show can’t decide whether cutman’s weapon is the scissors on his head or something he shoots.

  • @SuperLlama42
    @SuperLlama42 8 лет назад +63

    Wily put more effort into Cutman's Peter Lorre impression then he did making him actually useful.

  • @Davethe3rd
    @Davethe3rd 8 лет назад +501

    It makes sense when you realize that Cut Man is voiced by Terry Klassen, the original voice of Krillin, and Mega Man is voiced by Ian Corlett, the original voice of Goku.
    You can practically see the "Cut Man Owned" counter rise...

    • @KirbyLinkACW
      @KirbyLinkACW 8 лет назад +27

      +Davethe3rd It's also funnier since Goku and Krillin were originally rivals.

    • @ReticularTunic7
      @ReticularTunic7 8 лет назад +1

      he also voices for sonic

    • @KirbyLinkACW
      @KirbyLinkACW 8 лет назад +1

      skotqOnt rockshadder Which Sonic?

    • @ReticularTunic7
      @ReticularTunic7 8 лет назад

      KirbyLinkACW​ guy who voices this megaman.

    • @KirbyLinkACW
      @KirbyLinkACW 8 лет назад +1

      skotqOnt rockshadder I mean which Sonic? The Sonic from Sonic SatAM? The Sonic from Sonic X? The Sonic from Sonic Boom?

  • @yaypeacepeace
    @yaypeacepeace 10 лет назад +35

    3:07 so the rolling cutter can cut through a heavy iron door and an airplane, but not mega man's foot.

  • @TRussell148
    @TRussell148 9 лет назад +153

    Cutman is the Krillin of the Master Robots.

    • @CSLucasEpic
      @CSLucasEpic 9 лет назад +8

      Flaviu Val Nah, Starscream could at least bullshit his way out of a bad predicament. Cutman is just a moron.

    • @ChaoticStrike
      @ChaoticStrike 9 лет назад +12

      Thomas R. The irony is that he's voiced by Ocean dub's Krillin.

    • @masalano
      @masalano 9 лет назад +1

      insta kill lazor activated... wops.. sigma weapon

    • @EatWave
      @EatWave 9 лет назад +2

      Thomas R. He's more like the Yamcha of Robot Masters. Krillin could get things done even if none of those things were battles with godlike villains.

    • @thehevandragon
      @thehevandragon 9 лет назад +1

      Thomas R.
      naaaaaaah. Krillin could actually be USEFUL more than 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000.000001 percent of the time.

  • @karimsarif8934
    @karimsarif8934 3 года назад +51

    he's about as successful as me trying to be a responsible adult. i feel him

  • @scp-682hard-to-destroyrept7
    @scp-682hard-to-destroyrept7 4 года назад +589

    Animator: how many time should cutman die?
    Director: YES

    • @The_child-catcher
      @The_child-catcher 4 года назад +16

      He's like Kenny from South Park.

    • @WindiChilliwack
      @WindiChilliwack 4 года назад +4

      @@The_child-catcher Nothings easy when being orange XD

    • @theclockman
      @theclockman 4 года назад +1

      @@WindiChilliwack remember that crilin died mostly with the orange kimono (i don't know If it is the same thing)

    • @WindiChilliwack
      @WindiChilliwack 4 года назад

      @@theclockman Well, he only died once.

    • @davidthecommenter
      @davidthecommenter 4 года назад

      @@WindiChilliwack *red

  • @CzalSerafino
    @CzalSerafino 6 лет назад +318

    1:32 - 1:56 Me trying to run away from my problems

  • @Kurayamiblack
    @Kurayamiblack 3 года назад +70

    2:53
    As someone who has never seen this show, the way Proto runs in out of nowhere and grabs the girl with that creepy change in music feels like a WHOLE different situation than it actually is 😅
    Made worse by the dialogue 😂

    • @BlackMage969
      @BlackMage969 3 года назад +16

      Hide your kids from Protoman

    • @darklink7850
      @darklink7850 2 года назад +13

      *"Exuuuuuuuse me, princess!"*

    • @vitopasco8266
      @vitopasco8266 Год назад +3

      That's his sister

    • @zkdelta8014
      @zkdelta8014 Год назад +8

      ​@@vitopasco8266That's either better or worse

    • @googleyoflolz9930
      @googleyoflolz9930 11 месяцев назад +2

      Thw music change is what makes it worse 😭✋️

  • @thegoldenturd78
    @thegoldenturd78 4 года назад +268

    0:29 love how the only time it work properly, it still was less than useless.

    • @sol2544
      @sol2544 4 года назад +6

      Worth a try

  • @tlucas7031
    @tlucas7031 10 месяцев назад +5

    2:10 Love how his most competent moment was when he made Mega Man stumble and fall back slightly.

  • @mk_subpar
    @mk_subpar 10 лет назад +53

    It's not surprising Mega Man beats him so easily. Rock crushes scissors, after all.

  • @edisonperezlazcani6490
    @edisonperezlazcani6490 4 года назад +96

    When you think life it's hard, think about this man right here. He failed on his only purpose.

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 4 года назад +3

      CutMan reminds me of Charlie Brown, in a lot of ways. 😁

    • @Evolith
      @Evolith 4 года назад +7

      Love this. If you're having a few bad days, just remember that it isn't as bad as Cutman's entire existence.

  • @jamesgaming7198
    @jamesgaming7198 6 лет назад +184

    Why is Mega Man's Cutman weapon so much better than Cutman's?

    • @alexbluecyndaquil
      @alexbluecyndaquil 5 лет назад +1

      IDK? Perhaps the rolling cutter is the same when used by them both but Megaman could use the rolling cutter more effectively?

    • @terminalvelocityrunner2202
      @terminalvelocityrunner2202 5 лет назад +22

      Alex BlueCyndaquil
      Before you cut me off and move on, hear me out.
      It’s more likely the same case as Metal Sonic’s data scan ability from sonic heroes. Mega’s Variable Weapon System scans the data from enemies and enables him to Utilize their skill/power to the same extent as if he had it his whole life.

    • @thewolfman5362
      @thewolfman5362 4 года назад +1

      @@terminalvelocityrunner2202 good pun, even if it was unintentional.

    • @OreallyR17
      @OreallyR17 4 года назад +9

      A good theory I heard. Cutman wasn't designed by Willy. He was taken by him, Cutman himself is a commercial robot designed to cut trees. Megaman was designed to fight.
      Who would win, a Medieval Knight who never used an a wood cutting axe, but armed with one. Or a Lumberjack armed with the same wood cutting axe?

    • @anexplosion5436
      @anexplosion5436 4 года назад +3

      @@OreallyR17 Well presumably the Medieval Knight would be wearing armor.

  • @JohnnyBurnes
    @JohnnyBurnes Год назад +3

    "What voice should we give our incompetent villain?"
    "I can do a Peter Lorre impression?"
    "...Sure. Why not?"

  • @mdizzle99987
    @mdizzle99987 8 лет назад +370

    Waspinator: Why universe hate Cutman?

    • @jinjeredge
      @jinjeredge 6 лет назад +4

      @Cyraximus Prime a robotic wasp and a Garden guy walks into a bar.

    • @KermaLerma
      @KermaLerma 6 лет назад

      illegal eagle and?

    • @jinjeredge
      @jinjeredge 6 лет назад +5

      @@KermaLerma an explosion happened reducing them to scraps but they somehow survived

    • @KermaLerma
      @KermaLerma 6 лет назад

      illegal eagle ooooooooooof course XD

  • @MrManu2468
    @MrManu2468 4 года назад +170

    Cutman: Who are you?
    Megamam after gaining his power: I'm you, but better.

  • @shiruotakuno28
    @shiruotakuno28 2 года назад +30

    If I had a quarter for every time Cutman threatened to turn Megaman into paper dolls, I'd have enough money to build a more effective robot.

  • @SilverBazooka10
    @SilverBazooka10 5 лет назад +11

    Let's not forget the time Gutsman told him to cut the cards to shuffle, and he actually cut the deck in half.

  • @roush26
    @roush26 8 лет назад +255

    Protoman's rape move at 3:00.

  • @gabrieljimenez-dy9nu
    @gabrieljimenez-dy9nu 4 года назад +72

    His power is scissors
    Thats not enought suffering for him?
    Bubbleman: maybe

  • @Jhakri_
    @Jhakri_ Год назад +5

    Nothing is funnier than these robots driving around in a fucking rental van. I don't think anything could tickle me more.

  • @ENomad
    @ENomad 10 лет назад +22

    Is it ironic that Mega Man cuts him off mid-sentence so often?

  • @airdre1
    @airdre1 5 лет назад +43

    He was so confident each time he screwed up lol

  • @cannibalcris6875
    @cannibalcris6875 9 лет назад +246

    Cut Man is the Starscream of the mega Man universe.

    • @masterbison8957
      @masterbison8957 6 лет назад +20

      More like Waspinator.

    • @bezoticallyyours83
      @bezoticallyyours83 6 лет назад +15

      Nah. He's too loyal to wily.

    • @masterbison8957
      @masterbison8957 6 лет назад +18

      Wily's actually closer to Starscream,because his life consists almost exclusively of:1) Trying to destroy Mega man,2) failing miserably,3) begging for mercy,4) repeating the whole process over and over again.Does that sound like a certain seeker ?

    • @bezoticallyyours83
      @bezoticallyyours83 6 лет назад

      Arcade 1978 I see Wily more as Dr. Arkeville.

    • @masterbison8957
      @masterbison8957 6 лет назад

      He's more similar to Weil since they're both cyborgs.

  • @ryanpower9580
    @ryanpower9580 4 года назад +19

    4:01
    Megaman is a savage, dont call him a goody two circuits.

    • @davidthecommenter
      @davidthecommenter 3 года назад +1

      "You're a little low on air!"
      _"And you're full of shit!"_

    • @Toed730
      @Toed730 2 месяца назад +1

      @@davidthecommenter*_Dun dun!_*

  • @evilseacucumber847
    @evilseacucumber847 4 года назад +177

    Why would he enter an airplane when he can run through under..

    • @Medachod
      @Medachod 4 года назад +57

      I, uh...think he thought he would've been safe in there, but realized immediately the danger he was in the moment it began *cutting off the nose of the plane* which ultimately meant Mega Man had more destructive authority with blades through natural talent than Cutman ever will his entire life.

    • @DANNY1TDM
      @DANNY1TDM 4 года назад

      IKR

    • @blowc1612
      @blowc1612 4 года назад +22

      Because even he couldn’t cut corners.

    • @IWillYeah
      @IWillYeah 4 года назад +2

      @@blowc1612 BOOOOOOO

    • @TAKirbyStar
      @TAKirbyStar 4 года назад +2

      Read the title, my man!

  • @HappyPotat
    @HappyPotat 8 лет назад +59

    Cutman.
    You have one job.
    ONE.
    LITERAL.
    FUCKING.
    JOB!

    • @thebiolibrary5572
      @thebiolibrary5572 8 лет назад +13

      Yes. Timber filling.

    • @PolarPhantom
      @PolarPhantom 7 лет назад +3

      He'd probably screw that up too.
      I'd argue he's the easiest Robot Master in Mega Man 1.
      So I guess this show is representing that?

    • @thebiolibrary5572
      @thebiolibrary5572 7 лет назад +1

      PolarPhantom yeah, this one would cut an electrical post and get shocked.

  • @josephjackson1956
    @josephjackson1956 4 года назад +15

    1:15 Megaman just straight shot him in the chest like "you loser" lol

  • @Juliansnake1000
    @Juliansnake1000 9 лет назад +25

    Is not that you're incompetent, cutman...
    ...it is just that Dr.Light was such a lazy ass during your creation that he forgot to make you stronger...

    • @Ninetails2000
      @Ninetails2000 9 лет назад +10

      No, I think it's the....
      Guidance System.

    • @LPetal86
      @LPetal86 9 лет назад +2

      ***** I'm sure it's the guidance system.

    • @3DOBot
      @3DOBot 9 лет назад +6

      Juliansnake1000 I believe you mean he forgot to "sharpen" him. XD

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 9 лет назад +1

      Why not both,I mean megaman used rolling cutrer better than him.

  • @watchleaf
    @watchleaf 6 лет назад +168

    Lil Cutman and his new hit single, Paper Dolls.

    • @old.148
      @old.148 6 лет назад +1

      I'll listen

    • @Dgero
      @Dgero 5 лет назад +1

      One of the lines should be like, my cutters are kicked away but when used by Megaman they chase me from a brick wall, wood door, steel door and airoplane

    • @Dgero
      @Dgero 5 лет назад

      Ya have to throw stuff till something sticks, like Megaman's homing cutter on Cutman

    • @steeledminer616
      @steeledminer616 5 лет назад

      "New Hit Single"
      "Hit Single"
      "Hit"
      Yeah good luck with that

    • @MIGHTYFIGHTER20XX
      @MIGHTYFIGHTER20XX 4 года назад

      When is the whole album coming out?

  • @Kumaclaws
    @Kumaclaws 8 лет назад +23

    cutman can't even cut a robot but Megaman's attempt leads to him breaking a brick wall and slicing through a plane like Jello. Even Megaman is a better cutman

  • @RenegadeVile
    @RenegadeVile 10 лет назад +35

    3:00 Wait... Proto Man's going to do horrible thigns to her, isn't he? Seriously, out of context, him showing up out of nowhere is scary.

  • @xenon8927
    @xenon8927 4 года назад +14

    i remember reading a comment that said cutman is just pretending to be incompetent, and he actually works for light. This also explains why megaman's copy is a million times more effective. Cutman is just missing on purpose

    • @falconsolo1213
      @falconsolo1213 Год назад +1

      I see why mega man doesn't kill him like everyone else

  • @CSLucasEpic
    @CSLucasEpic 9 лет назад +16

    I'll use slow projectiles that are designed to return to me, and because I have the mental faculties of a goldfish and have already forgotten the beginning of this sentence, I will make these projectiles be able to cut everything in their path! I can see no possible flaw in this plan!

  • @WubzMegaplier
    @WubzMegaplier 9 лет назад +20

    Mega Man was fucking OP in this show until Pharoah Man punched him.

  • @TheTankill
    @TheTankill 10 лет назад +12

    I wonder why Wily sends Cutman and Gutsman in every episode. They always fail

  • @slip4510
    @slip4510 3 года назад +5

    3:47 good advice that cutman should take

  • @ShiningTaiga
    @ShiningTaiga 10 лет назад +110

    0:38 what the hell is wrong with Roll's face

    • @TheKeybladegod
      @TheKeybladegod 10 лет назад +20

      ♪ Dude looks like a lady! ♪

    • @felabugg1
      @felabugg1 10 лет назад +11

      OH MY GOD! What's wrong with your faaaace?

    • @RikkWolf
      @RikkWolf 10 лет назад +32

      Probably it was the episode where everyone's turning into "Cave Bots".
      Yeah... that happened...

    • @magmadragoon2563
      @magmadragoon2563 10 лет назад +4

      she looks like an old HAG

    • @magmadragoon2563
      @magmadragoon2563 10 лет назад +2

      man that made me laugh for hours!

  • @Zeder966
    @Zeder966 9 лет назад +18

    Mega Man is only allowed to use safety scissors now

  • @Edgy0011
    @Edgy0011 5 лет назад +137

    at least he is trying

  • @SuperSamuel0208
    @SuperSamuel0208 2 года назад +4

    Guts Man: That's The Gate We Want Over There!
    Cut Man: **Proceeds To Break The Gate**
    The Gate: **Sounds The Alarm**
    Cut Man: This Gate Wasn't Supposed To Have An Alarm On It!

  • @Ninjastoned
    @Ninjastoned 5 лет назад +152

    Did that fence have a car alarm?

    • @sir-subpar703
      @sir-subpar703 4 года назад +4

      It totally did! 😆

    • @cameronknapp7315
      @cameronknapp7315 4 года назад +16

      Well fences aren’t supposed to have car 🚙 alarms 🚨 in them. Cutman 👨 has a valid point.

    • @Dgero
      @Dgero 4 года назад +2

      Cameron knapp ....

  • @flame_warp
    @flame_warp 9 лет назад +6

    >megaman has rolling cutter
    >slices through a plane easily
    >Cutman has rolling cutter
    >it gets stuck in a goddamn tree

  • @FMAYasha12
    @FMAYasha12 10 лет назад +27

    Dude, he ends up being one of my favorite characters just because of all this. XD