Cutman is Incompetent

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @phattalbrt6832
    @phattalbrt6832 6 лет назад +6384

    He was dropped when he was a floppy disk

  • @gojithereploid7623
    @gojithereploid7623 4 года назад +5687

    He literally could've done his only job and cut the fire hose for his dinosaur

    • @kamcha9681
      @kamcha9681 4 года назад +242

      He probably would have missfired it into his own face to be honest

    • @classiccat7783
      @classiccat7783 4 года назад +54

      It's surprising he became a DJ with his incompetence

    • @lemonleaks3672
      @lemonleaks3672 4 года назад +18

      It's because his legs and hips were covering his view

    • @insertobligatoryreferenceh489
      @insertobligatoryreferenceh489 4 года назад +14

      Franco Ranullo Nope, he straight up acknowledges it

    • @AlanMcG1978
      @AlanMcG1978 4 года назад +3

      More like yee dinosaur

  • @SharpVCN
    @SharpVCN 6 лет назад +11199

    I love how cutman’s weapon becomes a million times more effective when used by megaman.

    • @SpydeyDan
      @SpydeyDan 6 лет назад +928

      Right? Suddenly the thing had the tenacity of the robot dog in Black Mirror.

    • @justsomeplant3305
      @justsomeplant3305 5 лет назад +154

      What the heck

    • @stephenstathis4
      @stephenstathis4 5 лет назад +298

      @@colebrown8293 that was a needless troll. Seriously bro.

    • @Number_27
      @Number_27 5 лет назад +156

      @@colebrown8293 How old are you? 12?

    • @Kriskazam
      @Kriskazam 5 лет назад +204

      That homing scissor had me dying

  • @DrGeneralkumar82
    @DrGeneralkumar82 4 года назад +1156

    Megaman uses cut = cuts a whole airplane
    Cutman uses cut = gets blocked by a few screws

  • @jeremyabbott4537
    @jeremyabbott4537 7 лет назад +2995

    The one time Cutman would have been perfect, cutting the hose around the robo dino, he gloats and says it can't stop the dinobot. Really Cutman. YOUR ONE USE IS TO CUT THINGS AND YOU HAD THE PERFECT CHANCE.

    • @MrSillyheadSr
      @MrSillyheadSr 6 лет назад +83

      I had to pause the video just to see if someone said something like this.

    • @crazykiller4638
      @crazykiller4638 6 лет назад +21

      DJ Yoshi, so did I XD

    • @maze8918
      @maze8918 6 лет назад +5

      I KNOW RIGHT

    • @Rakshasa1986
      @Rakshasa1986 6 лет назад +16

      He had *one* job!

    • @AeroSixWJ
      @AeroSixWJ 6 лет назад +4

      Jeremy Abbott 😂😂😂😂

  • @Hazel_16
    @Hazel_16 5 лет назад +1527

    How to act scared.
    *No!*
    *Now you've got my weapon.*

    • @user-tc5hn1dz4j
      @user-tc5hn1dz4j 4 года назад +58

      Top ten saddest anime scenes

    • @MIGHTYFIGHTER20XX
      @MIGHTYFIGHTER20XX 4 года назад +8

      @@user-tc5hn1dz4j
      This anime always makes me cry.

    • @opal6184
      @opal6184 4 года назад +9

      I’m going to make paper dolls out of you!!!

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 4 года назад +7

      It actually sounds like CutMan is being tongue-in-cheek about it. Maybe he really is a double agent?!

    • @speks36
      @speks36 4 года назад +5

      When your enemy can use your own weapon better than you can.

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 4 года назад +3649

    Megaman's collateral damage is serious in this show...

    • @DeeRose54
      @DeeRose54 4 года назад +30

      Yo holy eggs it’s proto

    • @user-bl2bt7re8c
      @user-bl2bt7re8c 4 года назад +16

      I see it all hit our recommended XD

    • @spinoirrex2433
      @spinoirrex2433 4 года назад +3

      Indeed

    • @Kanokon1000
      @Kanokon1000 4 года назад +18

      But Proto!!
      He iS fiGhtINg aGAintS The iVOL of DoCTor WillY!?!

    • @ginunggagap
      @ginunggagap 4 года назад +20

      ye that airplane did not deserve that

  • @Njnetsfan15
    @Njnetsfan15 3 года назад +834

    Props to Dr. Wily for not shutting him down. Cutman literally ruined everything he was involved with, and Wily still felt like he was more useful than harmful. He was wrong, but still.

    • @connorkling2952
      @connorkling2952 3 года назад +94

      I think it might’ve been because Cut Man still tried his hardest all the time even though he fails so much. Can’t really get that very often.

    • @sickle7291
      @sickle7291 2 года назад +30

      And then you see the likes of Dr. Weil using his robots as canon fodder

    • @TheKorenji
      @TheKorenji Год назад +7

      @@sickle7291 No better way to use your robots

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 Год назад +16

      Which is pretty weird, since there were several "villain of the week" Robot Masters (Crystal Man, Pharaoh Man, and Dark Man come to mind) who came across are far more competent than Cut Man.

  • @bingus9651
    @bingus9651 6 лет назад +1448

    Damn, he never made paper dolls out of him

  • @PumpkinRow
    @PumpkinRow 8 лет назад +2199

    >Cutman uses weapon, it flies straight or boomerangs to allies for no reason
    >Megaman uses Cutblade and it homes in on targets automatically
    Magik.

    • @ivanmegafanboy1981
      @ivanmegafanboy1981 8 лет назад +110

      Haks

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 7 лет назад +146

      Nah, they seem more like clean cuts than hacks

    • @fara.r.8181
      @fara.r.8181 6 лет назад +63

      pro+premium players vs noob+freemium players be like

    • @seisoch6969
      @seisoch6969 6 лет назад +32

      Cutman doesnt know how to use his weapon

    • @thebiolibrary5572
      @thebiolibrary5572 6 лет назад +48

      Pumpkin Row Cutman fails so much that it makes his weapon actually stupid. It should be a homing device of terror, but Cutface has such bad luck that the shots go friendly fire.

  • @TeamDusk215
    @TeamDusk215 5 лет назад +1877

    I absolutely love that when Megaman uses Cutman's weapon, it's nigh unstoppable. this show was weird yes, but it was smart with its comedy in certain places.

  • @BinglesP
    @BinglesP 3 года назад +1507

    Moral of the story: in this game, Rock beats scissor.

    • @jorgeuri4569
      @jorgeuri4569 3 года назад +39

      thats right from rock paper & scissors

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 3 года назад +47

      @@jorgeuri4569 Well, also Rock being one of Mega Man’s aliases, but you get it.

    • @moemuxhagi
      @moemuxhagi 3 года назад +22

      GET THIS MAN A LIKE

    • @Therealcriticalideology
      @Therealcriticalideology 3 года назад +34

      No. The moral of the story is.... he's going to make paper dolls out of you.

    • @kevinneelyjr8147
      @kevinneelyjr8147 3 года назад +4

      HA, PLATINUM!!!!

  • @StabStabMan
    @StabStabMan 5 лет назад +1050

    "Cutting you up is going to be 'shear' delight."
    With puns like these, who needs competence?

  • @mobslayer9000
    @mobslayer9000 9 лет назад +967

    I love how Cutman's scissors bounce off everything and have horrible accuracy, but when Megaman uses it, it cuts through a stone brick wall, a metal door, and a FUCKING AIRPLANE, all while having precise homing technology.

    • @huskiesplays8420
      @huskiesplays8420 9 лет назад +43

      OP. xD

    • @Fennaixelphox
      @Fennaixelphox 9 лет назад +38

      The Mobslayer Actually he did cut the wings off a plane with the cutter still on his head. Maybe he's just a bad thrower?

    • @joshgerona5563
      @joshgerona5563 9 лет назад +48

      Man, Cutman has the worst luck ever, like how does his rolling cutter miss megaman and hits somthing else like metal man when he was holding the ropes. And megamans rolling cutter is so very accurate IT CAN CUT AN AIRPLANE IN HALF

    • @Fennaixelphox
      @Fennaixelphox 9 лет назад +34

      Josh Gerona Cut Man rolled a natural 1 on the attack roll. Mega Man rolled a natural 20.

    • @cosplayingchao
      @cosplayingchao 7 лет назад +18

      "Robot Master" my ass

  • @ResidentTarantino
    @ResidentTarantino 5 лет назад +3759

    This show's script is 99% made up of one-liners

  • @betoen
    @betoen 4 года назад +973

    "I must apologize for Cut Man, he's an idiot.
    We have purposely built him wrong, as a joke."

  • @weeb7778
    @weeb7778 4 года назад +2751

    Cutman: Scissors only go one direction and can't cut through any hard object.
    Megaman using Cutmans power: Scissors chase the target and cuts through an entire airplane.

    • @estelawilly8970
      @estelawilly8970 4 года назад +7

      you know that's not mega mans' real body, right?

    • @ed_Skynight
      @ed_Skynight 4 года назад +26

      Estela Willy
      Wdym?

    • @terminalvelocityrunner2202
      @terminalvelocityrunner2202 4 года назад +115

      According to cannon sources, the Rolling Cutter is a weapon with the ability to cut through pretty much anything. It’s made of the same thing as Metal Man’s blades (literally one of the most lethal weapons in gaming history due to its number of uses without refilling it, it’s firing speed and near constantly immense damage output). That material being Ceratanium. This is also what Megaman’s armor is Made of, and as the classic series’ core games have shown, is so durable and strong that it enables him to survive the gravity of Jupiter, the heat of Atomic Fire, (which is hotter then the surface of the sun), the crushing depths of the ocean basin, and the weight exerted by Wily’s castle in MM9 I believe it was. Most airplanes are made of an Aluminum alloy to both reduce weight and cost to manufacture and this makes it far far more malleable and soft than the Ceratanium that the Rolling Cutter is made of. The hulls of most commercial planes is also relatively thin so...

    • @davidthecommenter
      @davidthecommenter 4 года назад +67

      Cutman: Tries to cut Megaman, but fails and does everything but.
      Megaman: *_YOUR FATE HAS BEEN SEALED_*

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 4 года назад +18

      Cutman: Oh no, toast!
      Megaman: YES THIS IS A JOJO'S REFERENCE

  • @dragasalt7493
    @dragasalt7493 4 года назад +933

    "Let's see how you do against Kung Fu Cutman!"
    **dies**

    • @michaelkowal3230
      @michaelkowal3230 3 года назад +48

      And to toast as well, Roll literally defeats him in that episode by shooting toast at him

    • @oshabot1646
      @oshabot1646 3 года назад +9

      1:06
      Jarsh Finx

    • @Phun-Bun
      @Phun-Bun 3 года назад +2

      And that's what I call karma

    • @GyroMan5136
      @GyroMan5136 2 года назад +5

      Cut Man trained that kung Fu for 30 years (no seriously this episode is about mega man traveling 30 years into the future)

    • @mightythehalfsaiyanhedgeho7286
      @mightythehalfsaiyanhedgeho7286 Год назад +1

      XD

  • @lordkinesis4432
    @lordkinesis4432 4 года назад +2659

    Is it just me, or does it seem like despite Cutman being incompetent, he at least tries harder than almost 90% of Wily's other robots?

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 4 года назад +316

      "A" for effort, that CutMan!

    • @carriestovall8687
      @carriestovall8687 4 года назад +269

      what makes me sad is Cutman was supposed to be the main hero of the Mega man games since the creator of Megaman Akira Kitamura made Cutman as the hero but they had to change it for some reason and now even in the artwork and the TV shows they're all making fun of cutman

    • @davidthecommenter
      @davidthecommenter 3 года назад +98

      @Keith Pillsbury fun fact: mega man's standing sprite in the two dos games was based off of cut man

    • @disgal6235
      @disgal6235 3 года назад +135

      Hes like detective gumshoe, hes literally the only detective that does his job even tho he isnt the best at it

    • @lordkinesis4432
      @lordkinesis4432 3 года назад +10

      @@disgal6235 Tyrell Badd tho.

  • @holitinne
    @holitinne 4 года назад +750

    Cutman weakness: Existence

    • @Josuh
      @Josuh 4 года назад +11

      relatable

    • @bobbicamarata793
      @bobbicamarata793 3 года назад +16

      Mega man doesn't need another robot master's weapon to beat him, he just needs cut man to exist.

    • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
      @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 года назад +8

      In combat:
      Megaman > Cutman
      Rush > Cutman
      Roll > Cutman
      And, this last one is just a guess, but Dr Light > Cutman

    • @yeetyeet3534
      @yeetyeet3534 3 года назад +11

      Megaman weaknesses be like:
      Guts man: bombs
      Bomb man: fire
      Ice man: electricity
      Fire man: ice
      Elec man: scissors
      Cut man: *E X I S T*

    • @thegreatandmightyseff7214
      @thegreatandmightyseff7214 3 года назад +1

      @@yeetyeet3534 I always wondered why fire is weak to ice

  • @Tkdboy-gk1wk
    @Tkdboy-gk1wk 5 лет назад +1420

    1:07 "Let's see how you do against… KUNG FU CUT MAN! HI-YAH!!"
    *immediately gets blasted… by Roll.*

    • @TTastic-pb5nt
      @TTastic-pb5nt 4 года назад +52

      At least he tried

    • @ivanlagrana878
      @ivanlagrana878 4 года назад +43

      Roll became Indiana Jones in that scene

    • @Thelowestofthelowtiers
      @Thelowestofthelowtiers 4 года назад +26

      ...one of the worst characters in fighting game history...who wasn't even programmed to fight...

    • @MIGHTYFIGHTER20XX
      @MIGHTYFIGHTER20XX 4 года назад +6

      @@Thelowestofthelowtiers
      You can't blame him.

    • @jamquick5298
      @jamquick5298 4 года назад +22

      She blasted the fuck out if him too.

  • @metaltom2003
    @metaltom2003 8 лет назад +519

    Cutman uses rolling cutter, it's useless. Megaman uses rolling cutter, it plows through a brick wall, tears a hole through a 12-inch thick steel door, then proceeds to slice through the fusilage of an airplane, removing the entire nose and cockpit, and still has enough momentum to follow Cutman into Wily's skull copter, where it does still more damage!! For originally being one of Dr. Light's Robot Master series bots, Cutman really is pathetic in this cartoon. Ahh, the memories! LOL

    • @emmakirby8979
      @emmakirby8979 8 лет назад +14

      +metaltom2003 I thought this comment was a joke until I got to that part.

    • @MegaVile2004
      @MegaVile2004 8 лет назад

      +Tonya Denny I thought you meant Petra from Minecraft Story Mode

    • @conlia
      @conlia 8 лет назад +3

      +Tonya Denny Oh my god,no one cares.

    • @rebeccathornhill3352
      @rebeccathornhill3352 8 лет назад

      that was a wood door

    • @jefffox1012
      @jefffox1012 8 лет назад +1

      It goes to show this version of Mega Man is overpowered as fuck.

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 6 лет назад +4123

    Well, Rock does beat Scissors.

    • @ResidentTarantino
      @ResidentTarantino 5 лет назад +171

      Are you talking about the boulder that landed on his head or that Mega Man is called Rock Man in Japan?

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 5 лет назад +258

      Veteran Nintenerd Yes

    • @BandBoxBrawl
      @BandBoxBrawl 5 лет назад +16

      I guess paper does, too...?

    • @dominicjohnmutholil
      @dominicjohnmutholil 5 лет назад +9

      @@ResidentTarantino Both I guess

    • @elementmanexe8389
      @elementmanexe8389 5 лет назад +21

      Yet mega man's cutter went through a ROCK wall

  • @boofis8953
    @boofis8953 4 года назад +200

    Cutman’s Rolling Cutter: BAD
    Megamans Rolling Cutter: DEATH

    • @akselai
      @akselai 4 года назад +1

      WALLY *finally, i found waldo in the comments*

    • @Matsu_Suzuki16
      @Matsu_Suzuki16 3 года назад

      _wheeze_

    • @LordTyph
      @LordTyph 6 месяцев назад

      Maybe Rolling Cutter in this show gets a power boost based on which side of the good/evil dynamic you're on.

  • @pungoblin9377
    @pungoblin9377 4 года назад +2231

    I like how the strength of cut man’s cutters are so inconsistent. In one scene they cut a phone pole in half with no signs of stopping, but then in the next scene, they get stopped by slightly high water pressure.

    • @XerneX127
      @XerneX127 4 года назад +321

      Then Mega Man cuts through a brick wall, a metal door, and a whole airplane

    • @dominickperez2952
      @dominickperez2952 4 года назад +102

      However a good kick sends it back

    • @beywheelzhater8930
      @beywheelzhater8930 4 года назад +107

      And screws directly reflect it, doesn't knock it away, doesn't slow it to a stop, no, it directly reflects it

    • @ninjaoclock3865
      @ninjaoclock3865 4 года назад +8

      The 146th Walnut and the vacuum

    • @rogerbrooke165
      @rogerbrooke165 4 года назад +40

      Back when they did what ever to drive the plot forward

  • @Durgemann
    @Durgemann 8 лет назад +2348

    Things that are better than Cutman's blade:
    -Nails
    -Water
    -Wind
    -Stepping to the right

    • @Allsketchx25
      @Allsketchx25 7 лет назад +166

      Violet Dirge until Megaman gets hero advantage and it follows for miles and cuts through steel doors, brick walls

    • @TiberianFiend
      @TiberianFiend 7 лет назад +7

      Frost Prime was robbed in last year's election.

    • @KilosFoxo
      @KilosFoxo 7 лет назад +45

      and kicking it

    • @KilosFoxo
      @KilosFoxo 7 лет назад +19

      and bolts

    • @aceonfire12
      @aceonfire12 7 лет назад +33

      falling over

  • @DannyShaq26
    @DannyShaq26 10 лет назад +468

    You know your incompetence is legendary when:
    1. A 5+ minute compilation can be made of your worst moments
    2. A guy, who has absolutely no experience using your weapon of choice, steals it and uses it more effectively than you ever have in your entire life.

    • @yque8761
      @yque8761 6 лет назад +6

      6 minute

    • @Blaze5857
      @Blaze5857 6 лет назад +19

      @@yque8761 great necrocommenting.
      5+. That is more than 5 minutes. Your comment wasn't necessary.

    • @LeGeneralKhango
      @LeGeneralKhango 6 лет назад +12

      @@yque8761 you waited 4 years to say that?

    • @blur7491
      @blur7491 6 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @coreblaster6809
      @coreblaster6809 6 лет назад +7

      @@yque8761 Actually after five minutes it changes to a song montage. So you wouldn't even be right if it wasn't so fucking pedantic.

  • @mikeg4490
    @mikeg4490 4 года назад +122

    “Nice try Mega Jerk”
    So childish, so stupid but yet so charming.

  • @300IQPrower
    @300IQPrower 4 года назад +1977

    I love that when Rock has it, the useless guy’s weapon becomes a seeker missile from hell. It means Cutman’s weapon isn’t bad, the guy really is just that incompetent

    • @nightsregalia8641
      @nightsregalia8641 4 года назад +193

      Wait his name is rock? Now wonder it doesn't work on him scissors can't beat rock

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 4 года назад +66

      Incompetent, or as a previous poster said, CutMan is a double agent.

    • @thecarrothole9712
      @thecarrothole9712 4 года назад +22

      come on he is trying his best

    • @cheeseboi588
      @cheeseboi588 4 года назад +32

      Zachary Alegria His name in Japanese is Rockman, this guy’s just a weeb.

    • @taopilot2669
      @taopilot2669 4 года назад +33

      @@nightsregalia8641 He better hope Dr. Wily never makes Paper Man.

  • @paranormalized
    @paranormalized 6 лет назад +2090

    At some point the incompetence reaches a level where you wonder- is Cutman secretly a double agent? I mean, he screws his own team enough he's gotta have mad skills at talking his way out of trouble, which implies a certain social cunning. Which is the foremost skill any double agent should have.
    Then you have how potent his weapon is in MegaMan's hands- why is it so nerfed in the hands of the original owner? I don't care how much smarter MM is, Cutman has been practicing with that weapon for years, and it's reasonably unique. The difference should be like a decathlete who goes bowling for the first time vs. the schmuck who has been in a neighborhood league for a decade- the schmuck should still win the first game, or at least nor embarrass himself horribly.
    In fact, the Cutman weapon in the hands of MegaMan is so strong, that the obvious winning strategy is to target Cutman first, (since Cutman is so easily defeated anyways) grab his weapon, and shred Wiley's base in seconds. So why doesn't he? Because to do so more than once or twice risks getting Cutman expelled from Wiley's team, the same reason in WW2 that the Brits and Americans didn't overuse intelligence gained from cracking Germany's Enigma codes.
    In conclusion, I give you the wisdom of Mr T.- "It takes a smart guy to play dumb."

    • @nobunny9362
      @nobunny9362 6 лет назад +298

      _but, hey._
      _that's just a theory._

    • @randtastik
      @randtastik 5 лет назад +164

      Do you really think this American 80's cartoon would go that deep?

    • @thetismprism671
      @thetismprism671 5 лет назад +183

      Randy yes

    • @ShannonBlake444
      @ShannonBlake444 5 лет назад +30

      @@nobunny9362 nuuuuuuuu
      I'm like a month late, but I was LITERALLY just gonna say that 😂

    • @SadLittleTurkey
      @SadLittleTurkey 5 лет назад +139

      It might be that given cutmans original purpose, there may be dozens of safeguards in his programming preventing him from harming others that Wily cannot remove thus preventing Curran from realistically harming people. I mean, given his purpose as a commercial bot, it would have been crucial to ensure some mad mechanic didn't just unleash him in town with a flip of a switch

  • @Cloudeusz
    @Cloudeusz 4 года назад +1253

    Anybody notice how they used the “I’m going to make paper dolls out of you” line twice?

    • @GlamStacheessnostalgialounge
      @GlamStacheessnostalgialounge 4 года назад +227

      Cutman is so incompetent he can't even make up new one-liners.

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 4 года назад +165

      @@GlamStacheessnostalgialounge You might say CutMan is...wait for it...
      *CUTTING CORNERS.* ✂

    • @trollshamanpwnage
      @trollshamanpwnage 4 года назад +112

      He said it again because he thought nobody heard it the first time and he was really proud of that line.
      Yes, we heard you the first time and it wasnt that good. Sorry if that cuts a bit deep, but you're not that sharp.

    • @alduintheanti-dragonborn
      @alduintheanti-dragonborn 4 года назад +25

      @@edwardgaines6561 You can say he's not *cut* out for the job

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 4 года назад +4

      @@alduintheanti-dragonborn 👏😀

  • @2l84me8
    @2l84me8 3 года назад +295

    In Japan, Megaman’s name is “Rockman”. That’s why Cutman can’t beat him, because rock beats scissors.

    • @GhostGuy99
      @GhostGuy99 2 года назад +13

      Because MegaMan's real name is Rock.

    • @cliffturbo2146
      @cliffturbo2146 Год назад +4

      That makes a lotta sense

    • @AbigailHadwin-go8nk
      @AbigailHadwin-go8nk 9 месяцев назад

      ...so what you're saying is... Dr Wily needs to make a paper robot! Iris Exe's navi from the anime comes to mind.

    • @TheSuperPlayer707
      @TheSuperPlayer707 8 месяцев назад +2

      The "Rock beat Scissors" actually it's a recurring joke in Rockman Megamix. Sadly that joke didn't translated into Archie because of character's rename.

  • @abirampadmadhar8214
    @abirampadmadhar8214 4 года назад +717

    This guy make storm troopers feel good about themselves

    • @awesometron7866
      @awesometron7866 4 года назад +23

      Cutman: Nooooo

    • @erainmartinez8175
      @erainmartinez8175 2 года назад +7

      @@awesometron7866 Eli J. Martinez: yes

    • @awesometron7866
      @awesometron7866 2 года назад +6

      @@erainmartinez8175 Cutman: I am going to make a paper doll out of you, Martinez!

    • @googleyoflolz9930
      @googleyoflolz9930 Год назад +3

      I can imagine poor cutman scrolling through these comments and crying himself to sleep.

    • @JoanSlugXAkaJerkyBogard
      @JoanSlugXAkaJerkyBogard 10 месяцев назад +1

      -I'm doing my part.
      +I'm doing my part.
      ×I'm doing my part.
      *I DIDN'T DO F***INK SH**!!!.

  • @jackkaiserfilm
    @jackkaiserfilm 5 лет назад +3966

    I feel like cutman is your one friends who just sucks at everything, but you keep him around for pure entertainment purposes. Poor cutman.

  • @_V.Va_
    @_V.Va_ 5 лет назад +482

    2:58 I just find it so hilarious how Proto Man nonchalantly snatches up Roll.
    *Step this wayyy, **_pleeeeeease~_*

    • @vuan8167
      @vuan8167 4 года назад +43

      His main ability; Errape young girls

    • @rasta7655
      @rasta7655 4 года назад +79

      *exuuuuuuuse me, princess~*

    • @purpledragon1945
      @purpledragon1945 4 года назад +46

      Brother sister bonding at its purest
      For real, cutman is so incompetent, he cant even beat roll

    • @raiseanothermanskidsforlov4920
      @raiseanothermanskidsforlov4920 4 года назад +4

      @@vuan8167 you mean his sister lol

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 4 года назад +12

      "Sorry sis. Too dangerous"

  • @enzoqueijao
    @enzoqueijao 4 года назад +198

    We need to make a meme out of cutman running away from Megaman's scissor

    • @Mega-rx9sr
      @Mega-rx9sr 3 года назад +15

      Me running from Brazil:

    • @davidthecommenter
      @davidthecommenter 3 года назад +20

      The Banana Peel I threw one lap ago:
      Me on lap 3:

    • @minato1048
      @minato1048 3 года назад +6

      When you try running from your angry mom but she throws her shoe

    • @MelonHere20
      @MelonHere20 3 года назад

      YES XD

    • @TazHall
      @TazHall 2 года назад +2

      Running from my past

  • @DEWGGaming
    @DEWGGaming 6 лет назад +652

    1:44
    To show you the power of Flex Tape...
    **NEYOW**
    I SAWED THIS PLANE IN HALF!!!

    • @Dgero
      @Dgero 6 лет назад +23

      PHIL NO

    • @bearbumxx2600
      @bearbumxx2600 6 лет назад +14

      Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well

    • @yosefyonin6824
      @yosefyonin6824 5 лет назад +17

      that's ALOTTA DAMAGE

    • @b1tchb4by3
      @b1tchb4by3 5 лет назад +1

      I read this comment as it happened

    • @DanielAyy
      @DanielAyy 5 лет назад +2

      And repaired it with only Flex Dolls

  • @zorokicksass60
    @zorokicksass60 9 лет назад +521

    you know when a villain is pathetic, when they hero can use your power, better than what you can.

  • @THEGREATMAX
    @THEGREATMAX 8 лет назад +1294

    Well, it's not really his fault, I mean... ROCK DOES BEAT SCISSORS, AFTER ALL

  • @katkid2405
    @katkid2405 4 года назад +180

    1:33 = I died so hard lmao.
    How the hell the Rolling Cutter can track Cut Man like that, destroying walls, doors and even an airplane.

    • @Raphael-pn3lu
      @Raphael-pn3lu 3 года назад +13

      Cutman also died after this

    • @noponarchsage
      @noponarchsage 2 года назад +9

      Cutman knows the legendary joestar secret technique

    • @LordTyph
      @LordTyph 6 месяцев назад

      @@noponarchsage Unfortunately, like his weapon, he can't use it correectly.

  • @KatloverrFohDahWinandStuff
    @KatloverrFohDahWinandStuff 6 лет назад +263

    The instant megs gets ahold of cutman's weapon it goes from a terribly aimed wet piece of spaghetti to an actual lightsaber in terms of cuttin capability

    • @Dgero
      @Dgero 6 лет назад +13

      You got to hand it to them, the characters may have looked weird but they sure knew how to make some hilarious show out of it

    • @Latoshajsinspiration
      @Latoshajsinspiration 5 лет назад +3

      Let's see how you do against...
      *KUNG FU CUTMAN!*

  • @genericprofile2381
    @genericprofile2381 4 года назад +812

    "Lets see how you do against Kung Foo Cutman!"
    *gets shot*

    • @CyIinder
      @CyIinder 4 года назад +17

      Actual name: Cunt Fool Cutman

    • @killertails1244
      @killertails1244 4 года назад +15

      He had the bad guy from the indiana jones feeling

    • @Jellyman4
      @Jellyman4 4 года назад

      @@CyIinder 😂😂😂

    • @baalfgames5318
      @baalfgames5318 4 года назад +5

      "The first thing you should know about martial arts: guns beat martial arts everytime." Stan Smith.

    • @Jellyman4
      @Jellyman4 4 года назад

      @@baalfgames5318 😂😂😂

  • @KrissieFox
    @KrissieFox 6 лет назад +192

    Poor cutman..It seems he just really wants to make some paper dolls but doesn't know how to safely acquire any craft supplies.

  • @cometcats1570
    @cometcats1570 3 года назад +123

    1:50 could be seen as a perfect example of how much Wily loves his robots.
    Instead of leaving Cut Man behind to deal with the blade alone, he calls for him and risks getting hurt by the blade himself.

    • @luissalinas9143
      @luissalinas9143 3 года назад +28

      He said get away 😂

    • @jennatamayo4730
      @jennatamayo4730 3 года назад +27

      Dr wily has the intention of a villian but the attitude of a good guy

    • @akashgurung3111
      @akashgurung3111 2 года назад +15

      He also saved Iceman even after he tried to attack him

  • @GrandSleuth
    @GrandSleuth 6 лет назад +1517

    Random Fun Fact:
    Cutman is weak to Woodman's Leaf Shield, even though Cutman was made with the purpose to cut down trees.

    • @KOTEBANAROT
      @KOTEBANAROT 6 лет назад +82

      well duh, trees, not leafs!

    • @RaposaCadela
      @RaposaCadela 6 лет назад +80

      Sounds like bullshit. Cutman was from Megaman 1, and Woodman from 2. Maybe I'm in the wrong here, and it's possible to fight Cutman with the Leaf Shield in Wily Wars, the fighting games, or Megaman 8 Saturn?

    • @carpetedkitche
      @carpetedkitche 6 лет назад +29

      i *think* it's either in the anime or the fighting games

    • @notingles
      @notingles 6 лет назад +28

      It's the leaf shield. It shields leaves.

    • @residentflamingo115
      @residentflamingo115 6 лет назад +2

      Unless megaman uses it

  • @TatsurouKaos
    @TatsurouKaos 10 лет назад +447

    When will Cutman ever learn?
    ...Rock ALWAYS beats scissors! lol

    • @AlchemistCori
      @AlchemistCori 10 лет назад +29

      that joke was so great.... did you think of it yourself? honestly. That joke was sitting infront of my face the entire time! why didn't I think of that!

    • @TatsurouKaos
      @TatsurouKaos 10 лет назад +11

      Actually, it dates back to Bob and George. Not in that exact format, but it's an old joke. Glad you like it, though.

    • @AlchemistCori
      @AlchemistCori 10 лет назад +9

      TatsurouKaos I love that joke. It isn't even the laugh out loud joke. its the "thats so clever i can't stop smirking" joke.

    • @TatsurouKaos
      @TatsurouKaos 10 лет назад +5

      Well I'm glad I made you smirk. I honestly thought it would only get groans.

    • @AlchemistCori
      @AlchemistCori 10 лет назад +6

      TatsurouKaos I always appreciate a good joke, even if its terrible.

  • @mossesmoreno8321
    @mossesmoreno8321 4 года назад +189

    This is basically the opposite of the, "the boss when he joins your team," meme.

  • @judahawesome775
    @judahawesome775 4 года назад +84

    Drinking game: take a shot every time that stock metal crunch sound plays

    • @chaosinc.382
      @chaosinc.382 3 года назад +3

      Good God, you'd be dead before you can make a cutting pun.

  • @joshriley2936
    @joshriley2936 4 года назад +328

    0:25 got me good. The barely audible "uh oh" was so funny to me, idk why!

  • @faint46
    @faint46 5 лет назад +307

    1:14 MegaMan one shot CutMan, steals his ability, take one shot and it does a million times better than what CutMan can ever do.

  • @redjarman
    @redjarman 8 лет назад +911

    0:36 puberty hit Roll like a truck

  • @GaidenDS10
    @GaidenDS10 4 года назад +73

    Every time Cutman says “Hold my Scissors “, hundred percent he’s gonna fail big time.

    • @derrickhaggard
      @derrickhaggard 4 года назад +2

      So basically every time he tries to fight Megaman.

  • @SpiritualJD12887
    @SpiritualJD12887 8 лет назад +393

    Let me get this straight when cutman uses his weapon it get deflected off or dodged easy as hell (it was litterally deflected by shooting screws at it) but when megaman copies the EXACT same weapon it cuts through anything and homes in on it's target to ensure it never misses. Megaman's best feature was the build in Game Genie Dr. Light installed into him apparently...

    • @jackwilliams-bukac7986
      @jackwilliams-bukac7986 8 лет назад +30

      Yep when in doubt cheat like hell!

    • @manic6520
      @manic6520 8 лет назад +16

      SpiritualJD12887 Megaman is op

    • @Coey8900
      @Coey8900 7 лет назад +47

      No see, Cut Man is incompetent. He can't even use the weapon he was programmed to use right, apparently. When Mega Man uses it he uses it to its fullest and turns it into a homing blade of death, only rubbing it into him further.

    • @randtastik
      @randtastik 7 лет назад +15

      ViridianSun Good Point, Especially since Cutman was Built to be a Lumber Robot.

    • @Viciousotk1
      @Viciousotk1 6 лет назад +5

      Also when cutman uses it has a chance to attack his own allys

  • @Ganmorg
    @Ganmorg 10 лет назад +293

    Rock always beats scissors. The writers were more clever than we give them credit for.

    • @Legally_John
      @Legally_John 7 лет назад +16

      But Mega Man/Rock already does more damage to Cut Man with the buster in the game. So it wasn't the writers.

    • @thisdraco4794
      @thisdraco4794 6 лет назад +5

      FluxGigawatt It was the creator's of the game.

    • @theobserver4214
      @theobserver4214 6 лет назад +16

      This Guy Even then the writers were clever enough to pick up that clever fact. Cleverception!

  • @ceehawkins5041
    @ceehawkins5041 5 лет назад +508

    This is a metaphor:
    Cutman is You
    Megaman is Life

    • @ricohernandez9969
      @ricohernandez9969 5 лет назад +9

      It's the perfect metaphor because it's true lol

    • @ChillavaKirby
      @ChillavaKirby 4 года назад +2

      Lol you can't just do that you gotta explain why

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 4 года назад

      CutMan is like Charlie Brown. Good Grief!

  • @normanharrison8215
    @normanharrison8215 3 года назад +80

    4:29 my favorite part, I don't know why but Protoman's screaming was really hilarious.

    • @Cthulu_699
      @Cthulu_699 3 года назад +3

      I- LMAO

    • @Annexialol
      @Annexialol 2 года назад +24

      You can hear the genuine fear in his voice. Th-they’ve reflected the lAzer back At Us! *AAAAAAAAAaaaaaa*

    • @normanharrison8215
      @normanharrison8215 2 года назад +5

      @@Annexialol lmao

    • @lowhp_comic
      @lowhp_comic Год назад +15

      Fucking Wily silently running away in sheer panic in his suit 😂

    • @thefattertheratter45
      @thefattertheratter45 Год назад +6

      Protoman fucking dies

  • @flippedoutkyrii
    @flippedoutkyrii 8 лет назад +139

    I love at 0:32 when Cutman is thrown at the truck, the fender doesn't even dent.
    Cutman can't even commit car insurance fraud.

  • @russianempire5628
    @russianempire5628 7 лет назад +110

    Cutman gets thrown so much that he repeats a pun he said before

  • @crowsenpai5625
    @crowsenpai5625 4 года назад +234

    2:47 I love it when heroes have had enough of a villain’s shit and just interrupt them with a takedown.
    Cut man “Come on, he can’t take-“
    Mega man *Bang*

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 4 года назад +16

      You'd love Guts in _Berserk_ then.

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 Год назад +2

      The smart Robot Masters in this show do that too. Pharaoh Man's reaction to Mega Man acquiring his weapon is to punch him in the mouth while he says "now I've got your power!" because it's a vulnerability that no one else seems to recognize.

  • @wajinshu
    @wajinshu 4 года назад +450

    0:36 Roll face 😨😰😱

    • @auralunaprettycure
      @auralunaprettycure 4 года назад +33

      wajinshu it’s plot relevant that’s not normal Roll

    • @cathyg6594
      @cathyg6594 4 года назад +22

      It's part of the episode

    • @gualbertogascon2767
      @gualbertogascon2767 4 года назад +6

      HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @aria4943
      @aria4943 4 года назад +2

      ha.

    • @weegoh8324
      @weegoh8324 3 года назад +21

      Don’t worry, it’s not the animators, it’s the writers.

  • @BagofBonesJAW
    @BagofBonesJAW 6 лет назад +1161

    Cutman sounds like if someone was both Canadian and Italian and was doing an impression of your stereotypical bad guy

    • @bingcrosbygaming616
      @bingcrosbygaming616 6 лет назад +26

      Haunting Spook can’t tell if that’s extremely racist or not racist at all

    • @FatGouf
      @FatGouf 6 лет назад +61

      Haunting Spook dont forget Mexican

    • @TheSpartan451
      @TheSpartan451 6 лет назад +28

      He’s somebody doing a Peter Lorre impression

    • @KFP2GG
      @KFP2GG 6 лет назад +4

      Or N. Gin if he was in Wrath Of Corte

    • @johntrains1317
      @johntrains1317 6 лет назад +7

      He sound Mexican lol

  • @broogul7335
    @broogul7335 9 лет назад +272

    i need a job where i get this many chances when shit's on the line

  • @ДругиеФантом
    @ДругиеФантом 9 лет назад +286

    You had one job Cutman...
    One job...

  • @SeenAGreatLight
    @SeenAGreatLight 3 года назад +30

    For some reason, I love that they pronounce it "Cutm'n" like a last name instead of "Cut-Man."
    "Howdy, the name's Hezekiah Cutman. Say yer prayers, Megaman."

  • @vKota
    @vKota 6 лет назад +891

    The real question is how did he get so much screen time?

    • @MalWareIsKing
      @MalWareIsKing 6 лет назад +186

      Because he is good at making paper dolls.

    • @frivolousjulius7492
      @frivolousjulius7492 6 лет назад +48

      Because Cutman is great, that's why.

    • @Fridgemasters
      @Fridgemasters 6 лет назад +81

      because he’s going to make papoar dauls owt of yoo

    • @CyberLance26
      @CyberLance26 5 лет назад +54

      The weak and stupid villains always got way more screen time than the smart and strong villains in old cartoons.

    • @VideoGameMasters09
      @VideoGameMasters09 5 лет назад +38

      Every episode had Cut Man, Guts Man and guest Robot Master of the day.

  • @biddyfox
    @biddyfox 8 лет назад +131

    my favorite part about the ruby spears megaman show is that they made one song and the whole soundtrack was just that song rearranged

  • @X23SSaviourGundam
    @X23SSaviourGundam 9 лет назад +209

    Really though, Cutman is the hero of the show, how many times has his bumbling antics and poor aim saved the day?

    • @gulorful8488
      @gulorful8488 6 лет назад +10

      Also, no matter how many times he loses, he continues to try his best.

  • @thegamingaristocrat7615
    @thegamingaristocrat7615 3 года назад +84

    4:22 I did not expect to see this level of realistic robot brutality on a children's cartoon. I mean that is a look of genuine fear on his face as he's crushed to pieces by a lamppost.

    • @Annexialol
      @Annexialol 2 года назад +14

      *AAAAA!!!!* a-

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 Год назад +10

      That happened *ALL THE TIME* in this show. Robot Masters get smashed to outright pieces in almost every episode (hell, Snake Man's weapon directly attacks the joints of whichever poor bot-bastard it hits), and that's not even counting things like Crystal Man getting his arm blown off or that time Roll vacuums off another robot's face.

    • @smzig
      @smzig 4 месяца назад +1

      He went full Waspinator.

  • @emmakirby8979
    @emmakirby8979 8 лет назад +1735

    Cutman sounds inexplicably like a Mexican version of Raiden.

    • @unwelldanny7108
      @unwelldanny7108 7 лет назад +40

      or Ren

    • @coreymurray432
      @coreymurray432 7 лет назад +77

      I think it's supposed to be a Peter Lorre imitation.

    • @marioghernandez4960
      @marioghernandez4960 7 лет назад +9

      Robert Elven Which Raiden

    • @tuxmargameroom
      @tuxmargameroom 6 лет назад +15

      Corey's got a good point now that he mentions it. After hearing that, I'm wondering how it would've sounded if Robin Williams played Cutman, judging from his own impersonation of Peter Lorre from one part in Aladdin where the genie is telling him how he can't bring people back from the dead.

    • @thejamman4070
      @thejamman4070 6 лет назад +2

      Mario G Hernandez I’d assume metal gear’s Raiden.

  • @AceStarThe3rd
    @AceStarThe3rd 10 лет назад +554

    LET'S CUT TO THE CHASE MEGAMAN

  • @SamikazeAtk
    @SamikazeAtk 6 лет назад +444

    Cutman dies in Infinity War

    • @brianisme6498
      @brianisme6498 5 лет назад +25

      DAM YOU WITH YOU’RE SPOILERS

    • @splashor6361
      @splashor6361 5 лет назад +13

      @@brianisme6498 DAMN YOU AND YOUR GRAMMAR

    • @brianisme6498
      @brianisme6498 5 лет назад +2

      TheSuperSaiyanPikachu lol

    • @generallyblocky
      @generallyblocky 4 года назад +1

      worst spoiler m8

    • @koolboi6610
      @koolboi6610 4 года назад +4

      Cut Man's last words: At least I still have my weapon!

  • @ardenskylark6235
    @ardenskylark6235 4 года назад +59

    Lmao he's so pathetically hilarious.
    This guy rolls a natural 1 in every decision and action ever made and I live for each consequence

  • @Cr1ticA
    @Cr1ticA 4 года назад +181

    "I'm going to make paper dolls out of you." Well uh... that's certainly a threat I'd never thought I'd hear.

    • @XerneX127
      @XerneX127 4 года назад +11

      Twice

    • @davidthecommenter
      @davidthecommenter 4 года назад +2

      Makes sense for a robot that uses sissors.

    • @benedictdakirby9919
      @benedictdakirby9919 4 года назад

      Or just
      Ail maik paprdols aut of U
      Or
      U GOIN 2 B ORIGAMI AFTE MI SISORS COT U

    • @bubbykins4864
      @bubbykins4864 10 месяцев назад +2

      It would work if he were addressing Paper Mario, but seeing as the lumberjack robot is addressing a metal man and not a paper one, that threat just doesn't work.

    • @Cr1ticA
      @Cr1ticA 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@bubbykins4864 That's a good point.

  • @Taterzz
    @Taterzz 6 лет назад +428

    mega man actively used cutman's power to destroy a multi million dollar airplane. who's the real villain?

  • @controlfreak110
    @controlfreak110 5 лет назад +67

    " we nee a simple fight for the finale of the episode"
    "Should we....Do another cutman fight where his blade cuts a random item that falls on top of him regardless of location?" - Writers probably.

  • @anionshade970
    @anionshade970 4 года назад +28

    2:59 " _step this way_ *PLEASE!* "

  • @maskimgalgo2046
    @maskimgalgo2046 4 года назад +79

    This is the ultimate " no one has deflected the emerald splash"

    • @ElissonDSouza
      @ElissonDSouza 4 года назад +9

      This is worst than Emerald splash

  • @scp-682hard-to-destroyrept7
    @scp-682hard-to-destroyrept7 4 года назад +590

    Animator: how many time should cutman die?
    Director: YES

    • @The_child-catcher
      @The_child-catcher 4 года назад +16

      He's like Kenny from South Park.

    • @WindiChilliwack
      @WindiChilliwack 4 года назад +4

      @@The_child-catcher Nothings easy when being orange XD

    • @theclockman
      @theclockman 4 года назад +1

      @@WindiChilliwack remember that crilin died mostly with the orange kimono (i don't know If it is the same thing)

    • @WindiChilliwack
      @WindiChilliwack 4 года назад

      @@theclockman Well, he only died once.

    • @davidthecommenter
      @davidthecommenter 4 года назад

      @@WindiChilliwack *red

  • @blanksheet3404
    @blanksheet3404 6 лет назад +67

    "I'm going to make paper dolls out of you!"
    Sure.

  • @Ness_Dreemurr
    @Ness_Dreemurr 4 года назад +22

    I remember cutman saying "I'm going to cut you into paper dolls" and thinking it was funniest thing ever

  • @thegoldenturd78
    @thegoldenturd78 4 года назад +269

    0:29 love how the only time it work properly, it still was less than useless.

    • @sol2544
      @sol2544 4 года назад +6

      Worth a try

  • @MrManu2468
    @MrManu2468 4 года назад +169

    Cutman: Who are you?
    Megamam after gaining his power: I'm you, but better.

  • @mariano1196
    @mariano1196 10 лет назад +238

    holy shit megaman was stupidly OP in this show

    • @mariano1196
      @mariano1196 10 лет назад +1

      ***** nice name

    • @mariano1196
      @mariano1196 10 лет назад +1

      Wat

    • @mackhudson1493
      @mackhudson1493 9 лет назад +1

      ***** probably cuz cutman is incompetent

    • @Ninetails2000
      @Ninetails2000 9 лет назад +24

      Tell that to PharaohMan. He's having NONE of Megaman's bullshit.

    • @broogul7335
      @broogul7335 9 лет назад +1

      Mr. Skelletal megaman can beat 99% of megaman content with just mega buster (and skill). Mega man so gdlk

  • @Kurayamiblack
    @Kurayamiblack 3 года назад +70

    2:53
    As someone who has never seen this show, the way Proto runs in out of nowhere and grabs the girl with that creepy change in music feels like a WHOLE different situation than it actually is 😅
    Made worse by the dialogue 😂

    • @BlackMage969
      @BlackMage969 3 года назад +16

      Hide your kids from Protoman

    • @darklink7850
      @darklink7850 2 года назад +13

      *"Exuuuuuuuse me, princess!"*

    • @vitopasco8266
      @vitopasco8266 Год назад +3

      That's his sister

    • @zkdelta8014
      @zkdelta8014 Год назад +8

      ​@@vitopasco8266That's either better or worse

    • @googleyoflolz9930
      @googleyoflolz9930 Год назад +2

      Thw music change is what makes it worse 😭✋️

  • @CzalSerafino
    @CzalSerafino 6 лет назад +318

    1:32 - 1:56 Me trying to run away from my problems

  • @Ninetails2000
    @Ninetails2000 10 лет назад +67

    This wouldn't be as hilarious as it is if it weren't for every single failure ending with that same car accident sound.

  • @Steadysphere
    @Steadysphere 4 года назад +123

    "CUTMAN!"
    "Almost got 'im"
    "Almost only counts in Horseshoes Cutman"
    If that doesn't sum him up in a single exchange, I don't know what does.

  • @justiciar1964
    @justiciar1964 4 года назад +40

    0:36 Jeez you'll never see Megaman this jacked in the games.

    • @VoidJWKDDOUS
      @VoidJWKDDOUS 7 месяцев назад

      Have you seen X in the series???

  • @HappyPotat
    @HappyPotat 8 лет назад +59

    Cutman.
    You have one job.
    ONE.
    LITERAL.
    FUCKING.
    JOB!

    • @thebiolibrary5572
      @thebiolibrary5572 8 лет назад +13

      Yes. Timber filling.

    • @PolarPhantom
      @PolarPhantom 8 лет назад +3

      He'd probably screw that up too.
      I'd argue he's the easiest Robot Master in Mega Man 1.
      So I guess this show is representing that?

    • @thebiolibrary5572
      @thebiolibrary5572 7 лет назад +1

      PolarPhantom yeah, this one would cut an electrical post and get shocked.

  • @CapnForever604
    @CapnForever604 6 лет назад +597

    Why is cut man the only one with anatomically correct ears?

    • @nerothewateruser8030
      @nerothewateruser8030 5 лет назад +43

      Uh, that's a good question

    • @mikevignola4213
      @mikevignola4213 5 лет назад +88

      Who cares about ears? I'm more interested in why he sounds really nasal despite not having a nose.

    • @80skidwannabe9
      @80skidwannabe9 5 лет назад +23

      They're not ears i think the show got it wrong because in all other media they're metal rings

    • @matheusnever1plasmaman477
      @matheusnever1plasmaman477 4 года назад +6

      @@80skidwannabe9 OR ARE THEY?

    • @rynkayz4605
      @rynkayz4605 4 года назад +5

      @@matheusnever1plasmaman477
      *vsause music intensifies*

  • @mdizzle99987
    @mdizzle99987 8 лет назад +371

    Waspinator: Why universe hate Cutman?

    • @jinjeredge
      @jinjeredge 6 лет назад +4

      @Cyraximus Prime a robotic wasp and a Garden guy walks into a bar.

    • @KermaLerma
      @KermaLerma 6 лет назад

      illegal eagle and?

    • @jinjeredge
      @jinjeredge 6 лет назад +5

      @@KermaLerma an explosion happened reducing them to scraps but they somehow survived

    • @KermaLerma
      @KermaLerma 6 лет назад

      illegal eagle ooooooooooof course XD

  • @Monty2289
    @Monty2289 4 года назад +14

    I like how in Cutman's hands his shears just just that.
    In Megman's hands the shears are unstoppable heatseeking wrecking balls that don't so much as cut but smashes through stone walls and steal barricades

  • @masterenactor1796
    @masterenactor1796 4 года назад +77

    1:49 I like how Dr Wily knows that he can't afford to let Cutman on his Wily Machine, lest he also gets a haircut!
    "CUTMAN! GET AWAY!!"

  • @Davethe3rd
    @Davethe3rd 8 лет назад +502

    It makes sense when you realize that Cut Man is voiced by Terry Klassen, the original voice of Krillin, and Mega Man is voiced by Ian Corlett, the original voice of Goku.
    You can practically see the "Cut Man Owned" counter rise...

    • @KirbyLinkACW
      @KirbyLinkACW 8 лет назад +27

      +Davethe3rd It's also funnier since Goku and Krillin were originally rivals.

    • @ReticularTunic7
      @ReticularTunic7 8 лет назад +1

      he also voices for sonic

    • @KirbyLinkACW
      @KirbyLinkACW 8 лет назад +1

      skotqOnt rockshadder Which Sonic?

    • @ReticularTunic7
      @ReticularTunic7 8 лет назад

      KirbyLinkACW​ guy who voices this megaman.

    • @KirbyLinkACW
      @KirbyLinkACW 8 лет назад +1

      skotqOnt rockshadder I mean which Sonic? The Sonic from Sonic SatAM? The Sonic from Sonic X? The Sonic from Sonic Boom?

  • @gabrieljimenez-dy9nu
    @gabrieljimenez-dy9nu 4 года назад +72

    His power is scissors
    Thats not enought suffering for him?
    Bubbleman: maybe

  • @karimsarif8934
    @karimsarif8934 3 года назад +50

    he's about as successful as me trying to be a responsible adult. i feel him

  • @watchleaf
    @watchleaf 6 лет назад +168

    Lil Cutman and his new hit single, Paper Dolls.

    • @old.148
      @old.148 6 лет назад +1

      I'll listen

    • @Dgero
      @Dgero 6 лет назад +1

      One of the lines should be like, my cutters are kicked away but when used by Megaman they chase me from a brick wall, wood door, steel door and airoplane

    • @Dgero
      @Dgero 6 лет назад

      Ya have to throw stuff till something sticks, like Megaman's homing cutter on Cutman

    • @steeledminer616
      @steeledminer616 6 лет назад

      "New Hit Single"
      "Hit Single"
      "Hit"
      Yeah good luck with that

    • @MIGHTYFIGHTER20XX
      @MIGHTYFIGHTER20XX 4 года назад

      When is the whole album coming out?

  • @SuperLlama42
    @SuperLlama42 8 лет назад +64

    Wily put more effort into Cutman's Peter Lorre impression then he did making him actually useful.

  • @barktrap
    @barktrap 6 лет назад +168

    1:57 and 2:35: _I'm going to make paper dolls out of you!!!_

    • @calska140
      @calska140 6 лет назад +28

      The shit does that even mean? Cutman needs medication.

    • @stevethebarbarian9876
      @stevethebarbarian9876 6 лет назад +30

      They deadass reused the soundbyte.

    • @splashor6361
      @splashor6361 5 лет назад +11

      It kinda sounds like they reused the same line and changed the sound a little

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 5 лет назад +1

      How did he intend to make paper planes out of a metal rock?

    • @w.ninjakoopa
      @w.ninjakoopa 4 года назад +2

      @@splashor6361 Not even that, I played both at slow-motion, they last about the same time and sound exactly the same, smh

  • @Jhakri_
    @Jhakri_ Год назад +5

    Nothing is funnier than these robots driving around in a fucking rental van. I don't think anything could tickle me more.