@@bleh3.2 I am pansexual, too, and I have managed to never violate a 65 year old man by being attracted to him. We all can be very proud of ourselves. In totally unrelated news, George Clooney is 62.
I spent way too long laughing at "blunk" 😭 Also as a former pansexual I can confirm I was attracted to pans, 65 year old men, and the entire cast of Game of Thrones (extras and props included)
As an aroace person straight people on the internet are some of the cringiest and most painful to watch/interact with for me. I think this was one of the best videos I've seen here, genuinely couldn't breathe from laughing for a sec. Thank you, really made my day
@@ayeright320 How very nice of you to inform me. After careful consideration your opinion has now convinced me to rethink my ways and abandon the way of aromanticism. Thank you for saving me from the embarrassment that was to exist doing nothing and affecting no one by not wanting to fuck and date people.
Fun fact! Cuteness aggression is when your brain feels overwhelmed with dopamine, so it has to even it out with something more violent, hence the reason for the cuteness aggression
Girls are very likely to conceive when they are teenagers as their body is young and works very efficiently - thats not a surprise to anyone. Trying to bring up a baby on their own without the father would be very difficult though- again easy to understand. I dont know why you quoted this it's someone pointing out the obvious
@@ayeright320 It's highly dangerous for them to give birth at a young age and why would he bring that up? He was talking about them as if they were human incubators. I bet it is just the law that keeps him from entering a relationship with one of them.
i genuinely worry for matt walshs wife, hes gotta be a horrible husband if hes that obsessively angry at other people existing and seemingly projecting his sexual thoughts onto them (does he really objectify people hes attracted to??? yikes)
@@ayeright320 he literally said teen pregnancies arent a problem so much as unwed pregnancies and has said blatantly misogynistic bs so i dont think my concern is invalid here lol
@@ayeright320 He obsesses night and day over how other people live their lives in ways that don't affect him at all. He makes up fake problems to get outraged over, and isn't satisfied until he's incited his followers to do the same. He's also so insecure about his masculinity that he dresses like a lumberjack, despite never having done any manual labor in his life. Doesn't sound like he's all that happy.
@@FrozEnbyWolf150He runs a show talking about current affairs!? He's not obsessing day and night about anything. You've a very vivid imagination. He can wear what he likes- what's it to do with you - you'd stick up for him like a shot if he had women's underwear and stilletoes on. He's a happily married successful wealthy man with a beautiful family. You're probably a virgin in your Mums basement 😂
On the Matt Walsh thing: some people may be attracted to you. Others won’t. Unless there’s mutual attraction, it really doesn’t matter. Just act appropriately. Fantasies are private and don’t need to affect anyone else.
Fantasies are private, except when they're in the head of a queer person. Just like genitals are private, unless they're between the legs of a trans person. The mere fact of that person not being straight and or cis makes them everybody else's problem, apparently
its funny how the queer community says there is nothing wrong with being straight but the straight people says everything is wrong with being queer . ( not all straight people)
People who call themselves queer are straight people claiming to be oppressed on the basis of nothing at all. Noah is a straight female with a boyfriend but pretends she's special somehow and she's absolutely not.
that guy: "wOuLd YoU lIkE a CoOkIe?" *stares into your eyes and smiles like a friggin creep* me: "Uh- I just- I have to go to the bathroom-" *leaves and never comes back*
I'm an agender AFAB and I figure since people tend to see me as a woman in public even though I wear my they/them pin ... if I saw a group of guys staring at me I'd feel very uncomfortable, intimidated, and insecure.
If a group of guys stared at me I'd probably feel all three. My thoughts would be " Okay either I look really good today or I'm about to get kidnapped."
Ikr, I was listening to him speak and thought if that’s how he thinks attraction works, how does he think women feel in a room full of (straight) men? He’s crazy
0:52 I hate it when I’m just walking and guys are like, yeah man, perfect target for some inappropriate words. That’s annoying and makes me uncomfortable
I would love a video where you and Corey look at different hair styles and colors and talks about what part of the LGBTQ+ fits them best (stereotypically ofc, people are so different, you can never just assume) 😁
@@ayeright320 that's why they said "stereotypically" yk? Also it's not harmful because it would be an ingroup joke about those stereotypes and not an outsider making fun of us, that's a huge difference. (and I really hope you didn't write LGB without T on purpose, otherwise shame on you tbh)
@@erdbar718 LGB are orientations - a community who only got equal rights recently. T are narcissists appropriating a genuine civil rights movement as a fashion choice.
6:12 it’s important to point out, that’s Michael Whitehall, father of the comedian Jack Whitehall. They’re actually hilarious and have made some great pride related segments for their shows. One of my favourites being “Do you know what genderfluid is?” “Gender fluid? Is that the stuff that was on your sheets as a teenager?”
i love when noah puts his arms around/on his knees, and the camera frame makes it look like he's grabbing the viewer through the camera by the shoulders and shaking them
'Ok, two seconds in and I'm already uncomfortable' 😂😝 Also I'm a pan person and I can confirm I have never been attracted to an overweight 65-yr old man 😭
I've had the worst year of my life, but discovered Noah last week. I haven't been able to laugh much, but Noah gets me to. Thank you ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 I want to see a reaction to a crazy Hallmark movie, like the one with a whole country dedicated to Christmas. So funny.
Omg a hallmark movie reaction vid is a BRILLIANT idea. So many crazy ones. I’m so sorry you’ve had such a horrible year, and I’m so glad you’re still here, alive and also watching a good person like Noah’s content. Take it a day at a time, a minute at a time. Im sending you a hug thru the internet (legit giving myself a hug rn to telepathically send to you so hug yourself however long you need if you wanna receive it ok? Twas a good long hug but it can also just be converted to a hand squeeze if that’s what you want). Sending you love and care and wishing to all the stars that life lightens bit by bit for you as time passes. Keep going friend :) progress is inevitable. Joy is immortal. It will find you in a million new ways in time.
I love that your videos are like my sporadic updates about queer and straight tiktok because i don't venture on that platform very much 😭take care with the burnout, i'm super burnt out rn too so if you can rest, please do! don't push yourself before you're ready and make it worse. sending lots of love!
instead of “guys, gals, and non binary pals” my history teacher in like seventh grade used to say “girls, gays, theys, and cowards- FOR LEGAL REASONS THAT WAS A JOKE THE MALE SPECIES ARENT COWARDS INHERANTLY”
1:05 i HATE when guys stare at me when i’m walking by. i’m goth and ik they’re judging me it just makes me feel stupid. esp when sometimes they start to follow me it scared the sh out of me
I think you should make a video reacting to most wholesome comments you get to remind yourself how much we love you (unless that gives you stress, thinking about the expectations you think we might have) btw I love you and your videos so muchhh, I literally drop everything to come watch your installments, they're really well done and your hilarious, even when topics are hard to discuss, you can both laugh at it and be serious about it
Just wanna let you know that I used the time it took to watch this video to paint myself a beard and some killer eyeliner. :) I really dunno if I'll ever figure out the specifics of my gender identity, so far I'm fine with all traditional pronouns as long as they're not meant to degrade me, but just knowing there's safe spaces and community out there for me is really freeing and comforting. So thank you for being a part of that and making the world a little bit of a happier place! 💛
As a pansexual, 65 year old grandpas are one of the things I would never find hot unless I was a 65 year old grandma and this has been my husband for about 30 years
As a polyamourous bisexual, I find myself thinking someone's hot literally everywhere I go, and I know thats not incredibly common, but thats literally all that happens up in my brain, so heteronormativity makes me angry, especially as a commonly misgendered nonbinary.
Bring on the straight Tik Toks😂 ps the Tik Tok videos are some of my favorites, so I always like seeing more of these Edit: forget to mention what kinds of videos I’d like to see more of
3:14 apparently the reason for that feeling of wanting to squeeze a cute animal is because let's say you have an itch; you scratch it, the feeling is gone. Let's say you're hungry; you eat, the feeling is gone. But THEN, you see something cute, and no matter how much you pet and cuddle the animal IT'S STILL SO CUTE...so your brain says; squeeze it to death. It'll die and stop being cute😐
Sat down for this video with a glass of water and drank it as if I was having the most tasty snack. Now, through the video, my mood is improved so much and I am hydrated...this video did me well :)
Noah, there is legit no chance that you see this, you’re famous as fuck, but I still want to say a HUGE thank you. Your music got me through tough times when I was feeling low and even questioning myself. When I was stuck to my mattress (🤭) your music made me feel a lot better about myself. Your videos helped me come to terms with stuff like my gender too. I’ve watched you and listened to you for a long damn while, and you’re one of my favorite artists and RUclipsrs, even if you don’t post that much. Everyday when I open up my phone and see that you posted, no matter how bad that day had been, I have a few minutes of joy. I was one of your top listeners this year on Spotify, and yeah, you’re right, I might need therapy, but when I do your music and your amazing videos will be right there by my side. -Charlie
straight tiktok is a 50%-50% for me cause sometimes i like it but other times i wanna bleach my eyes, pop them out of my sockets, and live in the sewers as a blind rat :) ✨live laugh love ✨
11:02 unblinking, deadpan stare "what would you do if you saw me at the red light, and I honked my horn at you, and we made eye contact, and I said to you..." aggressively stares, unblinkingly, slurps dripping saliva and lunch left overs off of lower lip and stares again "What's up baby girl? What would u say?" Me: stares back, eyes dilate, nostrils flare, slips off my hoodie in 1 tug, squats down low to the ground, holds out backpack in front of me and screams as loud as possible "I HAVE MACE!!!"
Can you make a video on how to pass/deal with the dysphoria that comes with being a transmasc teen? I know you've made videos before with your story of how you did it, but I'm looking for a more general guide-style video. I have no money/job but am trying to get one, Christian, homophobic, and transphobic parents, and very little privacy/freedom. My trash mental health paired with my dysphoria makes me feel like I can't make it through most days. I've been skipping school because I'm scared of going outside and seeing people who view me as a girl. Also - your videos have been *such* an amazing help to me, and I'm sure they've helped many others as well! ❤❤❤
im so sorry you are going through that. been there and it’s crap. when i feel like that i get rid/cover all the mirrors in my house and stay off of my phone and watch disney movies. it works for me and sometimes a snack helps too. make sure you are putting your needs first. hopefully that helped, sorry that i couldn’t give you more. sending all the loves 🧡🧡🧡
You are a girl you will never be anything else - it's in ever cell in your body. Talk to your parents if your unhappy - they love you. Trans doesn't exist -it's just a cult that sells loads of drugs and dangerous surgeries to vulnerable kids like you on social media. Don't fall for it. Being a girl is great - you are one and you can't be anything else.
0:27 "this guy" had me almost nope out of the whole video. I cannot express how squicky this clip made me feel. UPDATE: got to the part with the clip in context and I literally gagged. Taking a break before continuing cuz I still feel my gullet raised... CRIPES, I made it to the end, but not without getting goosebumps, inverting my elbows & wrists, prancing around on tiptoe with splayed fingers, and flapping my hands like there's a surprise spider on them. Also rocking side to side pretty strongly - and I'm not typically a very emotive stimmer. 😂🙃 Thank goodness for your interjections! I may have been sick otherwise. Please please please leave that ish over in Cishetland!
The way Matt Walsh talks says a lot about how he really thinks about the people he's attracted to. Like objects who aren't safe from him. He clearly thinks that's the way attraction works for everyone, so it must be the way he rolls.
@@ayeright320 I'm a Xennial and I've been married for years, having a happy sex life with someone who does not objectify me or others around him. Thanks for caring!
There’s this play called “Dracula: Comedy of Terrors” that has a whole TikTok and stuff and I have watched clips from the play every few hours because it makes me laugh out loud fr
You should do a gym video like your workout routine or split.fitness challenges like how many push ups you could do in a minute or the beep test your gym prs thatd be cool
13:57 i should make a bingo card on things that i have/would do and play bingo while binge-watching noahs videos. by the end of the binge-watching, i will have run out of things to cross out
Someone asked me what I identify as and I just told them I was gay/queer and they asked what I was specifically so I asked them if they really wanted to know and I said: “I am a nonbinary berriromantic cupioromantic greysexual lesbian” and I defined each term. They were stunned
highkey want to see a fashion vid from you, like just showing your fav clothes you own and how you like styling them. Or like going to a charity shop and seeing if you can put together a cool outfit you would actually wear
I haven't seen this background in quite some time. It makes me feel nostalgic. To answer the question on what types of videos I'd like to see from you: Honestly I love all your videos and they're all great, but I'd love to see some more day in the life or vlog type content. I always find the things you do interesting and watching your insta stories is so entertaining for me hahha
9:00 my go to is “bitches, bros and nonbinary hoes” Doesn’t really work tho since that infers men and enbies can’t be bitches. Easily disproven by looking at me, a nonbianry bitch 🥰
I can say as a pansexual I have never violated a 65 year old man with my attraction.
As another pansexual, I can confirm I've never violated a 65 year old man with the disease that is apparently my attraction.
@@bleh3.2 I am pansexual, too, and I have managed to never violate a 65 year old man by being attracted to him. We all can be very proud of ourselves. In totally unrelated news, George Clooney is 62.
i’d have to say as a fellow pan i have also never done that
unless we're talkin about david tennant
Cringe lol /j
Heteronormative tiktok is from another flipping planet I swear
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
Fr tho
7:22 he just fingered a kiwi.
@@p-__ that may be true, but my farts are truly godly
I read this as "Heteromantic"
I spent way too long laughing at "blunk" 😭
Also as a former pansexual I can confirm I was attracted to pans, 65 year old men, and the entire cast of Game of Thrones (extras and props included)
PROPS INCLUDED 😭
Yeah it's hilarious- you can't help taking the piss out of this stuff
props included is wild
As a pansexual I can agree with this comment
😂😂😂
Guy: *Makes weird af kissy face*
Noah: *Pure fear. Terror. Flabbergasted.*
I mean i was dying too
"Bippity boppity, women are property" is my new favorite Noah quote
yeah sane but please we arent
Should win a Nobel prize for that quote
As a straight female, I laughed and cringed at this guy's tiktoks!
Love your videos NOAHFINNCE!
Edit: Thanks for the likes! I never got so many!!
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
@@p-__ what...?
@@p-__ weird flex but ok
@@p-__ uh..okay?
R u ok @@p-__
As an aroace person straight people on the internet are some of the cringiest and most painful to watch/interact with for me. I think this was one of the best videos I've seen here, genuinely couldn't breathe from laughing for a sec. Thank you, really made my day
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
@@p-__please tell me this is a bot
@@LoafOfTurtle dw it is
I really cringe at people making up silly identities like aroace
@@ayeright320 How very nice of you to inform me. After careful consideration your opinion has now convinced me to rethink my ways and abandon the way of aromanticism. Thank you for saving me from the embarrassment that was to exist doing nothing and affecting no one by not wanting to fuck and date people.
"I'll bet I can make you smile." Well, smiling is one way of suppressing the gag reflex.
True
Fun fact! Cuteness aggression is when your brain feels overwhelmed with dopamine, so it has to even it out with something more violent, hence the reason for the cuteness aggression
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
:OO
I absolutely love throwing pillows at my family 😊
Wasn't Matt Walsh the guy who said that girls were their most fertile at 16 and that the problem wasn't teenage pregnancy but being unwedded?
Exactly
Girls are very likely to conceive when they are teenagers as their body is young and works very efficiently - thats not a surprise to anyone. Trying to bring up a baby on their own without the father would be very difficult though- again easy to understand. I dont know why you quoted this it's someone pointing out the obvious
@@ayeright320 It's highly dangerous for them to give birth at a young age and why would he bring that up? He was talking about them as if they were human incubators. I bet it is just the law that keeps him from entering a relationship with one of them.
Matt Walsh is very creepy.
Yo wow and then he says that being potentially attracted to lots of people is violating, funny man
i genuinely worry for matt walshs wife, hes gotta be a horrible husband if hes that obsessively angry at other people existing and seemingly projecting his sexual thoughts onto them (does he really objectify people hes attracted to??? yikes)
I'm waiting for his Crowder hidden camera moment.
But he doesn't do any of that stuff and is very happily married so no need to worry.
@@ayeright320 he literally said teen pregnancies arent a problem so much as unwed pregnancies and has said blatantly misogynistic bs so i dont think my concern is invalid here lol
@@ayeright320 He obsesses night and day over how other people live their lives in ways that don't affect him at all. He makes up fake problems to get outraged over, and isn't satisfied until he's incited his followers to do the same. He's also so insecure about his masculinity that he dresses like a lumberjack, despite never having done any manual labor in his life. Doesn't sound like he's all that happy.
@@FrozEnbyWolf150He runs a show talking about current affairs!? He's not obsessing day and night about anything. You've a very vivid imagination. He can wear what he likes- what's it to do with you - you'd stick up for him like a shot if he had women's underwear and stilletoes on. He's a happily married successful wealthy man with a beautiful family. You're probably a virgin in your Mums basement 😂
Noah's videos are always so comforting to me for some reason. Had a shitty day and saw the notification and like it was so peaceful idk
Same
Same his videos always make me giggle and feel happy :))
same
Him and CZsWorld never fail to calm me down it's so weird but honestly I've just accepted it
“Let me know if you need anything else 🥺😣🥺”
“He’s just he’s just I- I- I-“
Truer words have never been spoken Noah.
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
@@p-__...huh ☠
@@p-__objectively not true
On the Matt Walsh thing: some people may be attracted to you. Others won’t. Unless there’s mutual attraction, it really doesn’t matter. Just act appropriately. Fantasies are private and don’t need to affect anyone else.
Fantasies are private, except when they're in the head of a queer person. Just like genitals are private, unless they're between the legs of a trans person. The mere fact of that person not being straight and or cis makes them everybody else's problem, apparently
Matt Walsh doesn't like acesexals and got everything wrong about them I'm not surprised he messed up about pansexuals
its funny how the queer community says there is nothing wrong with being straight but the straight people says everything is wrong with being queer . ( not all straight people)
fr
I'm straight and they is nothing wrong with being queer
People who call themselves queer are straight people claiming to be oppressed on the basis of nothing at all. Noah is a straight female with a boyfriend but pretends she's special somehow and she's absolutely not.
Deja vu
@@Imetwurld_ Thank you. One of my new favorite straight commenters.
that guy: "wOuLd YoU lIkE a CoOkIe?" *stares into your eyes and smiles like a friggin creep*
me: "Uh- I just- I have to go to the bathroom-" *leaves and never comes back*
I'm an agender AFAB and I figure since people tend to see me as a woman in public even though I wear my they/them pin ... if I saw a group of guys staring at me I'd feel very uncomfortable, intimidated, and insecure.
the way noah said "ya want some hot dogs?" caught me so off guard I am dying (15:48)
This is already hilarious, Noah never disappoints. I’m so excited for your music video AHH
Lmao never fails to disappoint??
My farts are better than Noah’s farts
@@localhotvillain BRO IM SORRY
@@localhotvillain YOURE SO RIGHT
Yeah it's going to be amazing
If a group of guys stared at me I'd probably feel all three. My thoughts would be " Okay either I look really good today or I'm about to get kidnapped."
I just panic because I feel really exposed lol
a man: **has a vascular system**
noah: 👁️👄👁️
matt walsh being as close as he can to understand how a lot of women feel in male-dominated spaces!!!!
Ikr, I was listening to him speak and thought if that’s how he thinks attraction works, how does he think women feel in a room full of (straight) men? He’s crazy
Noah trying to say "i find it kind of endearing" was honestly hilarious 😂 i feel that so much. What even are words 😂
0:52 I hate it when I’m just walking and guys are like, yeah man, perfect target for some inappropriate words. That’s annoying and makes me uncomfortable
I would love a video where you and Corey look at different hair styles and colors and talks about what part of the LGBTQ+ fits them best (stereotypically ofc, people are so different, you can never just assume) 😁
LGB has nothing to do with hair styles - maybe if you understood the history of the LGB movement you'd know how insulting this comment is.
@@ayeright320 don't be shy don't forget to add the TQ+
@@ayeright320also as a queer person I can say that it sounds like a funny idea and isn't disrespectful
@@ayeright320 that's why they said "stereotypically" yk? Also it's not harmful because it would be an ingroup joke about those stereotypes and not an outsider making fun of us, that's a huge difference. (and I really hope you didn't write LGB without T on purpose, otherwise shame on you tbh)
@@erdbar718 LGB are orientations - a community who only got equal rights recently. T are narcissists appropriating a genuine civil rights movement as a fashion choice.
'He just fingered a kiwi' is not a sentence that I expected to hear today
Lol😂 same😂😂😂
It's giving call me by your name vibes
What you don't do that on a daily basis/s
Neither did i
6:12 it’s important to point out, that’s Michael Whitehall, father of the comedian Jack Whitehall. They’re actually hilarious and have made some great pride related segments for their shows.
One of my favourites being
“Do you know what genderfluid is?”
“Gender fluid? Is that the stuff that was on your sheets as a teenager?”
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
Yeah because Pride is all about straight posh people now so that figures
As a closted gender-fluid person noah has made me feel so comfortable in my own skin. Finding this channel was my saving grace
i love when noah puts his arms around/on his knees, and the camera frame makes it look like he's grabbing the viewer through the camera by the shoulders and shaking them
The "straight flag" is literally one of those little bags you get at sephora.
Omg yesss
'Ok, two seconds in and I'm already uncomfortable' 😂😝
Also I'm a pan person and I can confirm I have never been attracted to an overweight 65-yr old man 😭
Just to quickly note - some poly people ARE in committed relationship(s) and can be exclusive to this/those person/people :)
No one cares its all made up nonsense anyway
I've had the worst year of my life, but discovered Noah last week. I haven't been able to laugh much, but Noah gets me to. Thank you ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
I want to see a reaction to a crazy Hallmark movie, like the one with a whole country dedicated to Christmas. So funny.
Omg a hallmark movie reaction vid is a BRILLIANT idea. So many crazy ones.
I’m so sorry you’ve had such a horrible year, and I’m so glad you’re still here, alive and also watching a good person like Noah’s content. Take it a day at a time, a minute at a time. Im sending you a hug thru the internet (legit giving myself a hug rn to telepathically send to you so hug yourself however long you need if you wanna receive it ok? Twas a good long hug but it can also just be converted to a hand squeeze if that’s what you want). Sending you love and care and wishing to all the stars that life lightens bit by bit for you as time passes. Keep going friend :) progress is inevitable. Joy is immortal. It will find you in a million new ways in time.
“HE FINGERED A KIWI” -NOAHFINNCE 2023
10:21 Yeah its called being Zeus.
@@Gry42 this is so underrated
"It's a boy!"
*Aggressively starts punching the air*
“ pansexuals don’t exist”
Me and my best friend 😐😐
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
It's a common refrain from them. "I don't understand this, therefore it must not exist!"
Same with them saying asexuals don't exist 🤷♀
@@FrozEnbyWolf150People do understand- its made up meaningless bullshit.
Me fr:🫥*disappears cutely*
7:38 I absolutely LOVE the ✨✊✨
I love that your videos are like my sporadic updates about queer and straight tiktok because i don't venture on that platform very much 😭take care with the burnout, i'm super burnt out rn too so if you can rest, please do! don't push yourself before you're ready and make it worse. sending lots of love!
I ALMOST DIED NOAH USED A TIKTOK I TAGGED HIM IN!!!! AHHHH!!!
instead of “guys, gals, and non binary pals” my history teacher in like seventh grade used to say “girls, gays, theys, and cowards- FOR LEGAL REASONS THAT WAS A JOKE THE MALE SPECIES ARENT COWARDS INHERANTLY”
13:09 smile?!? I started to cry
As a bad boy I can confirm we wear pearls
1:05 i HATE when guys stare at me when i’m walking by. i’m goth and ik they’re judging me it just makes me feel stupid. esp when sometimes they start to follow me it scared the sh out of me
I think you should make a video reacting to most wholesome comments you get to remind yourself how much we love you (unless that gives you stress, thinking about the expectations you think we might have)
btw I love you and your videos so muchhh, I literally drop everything to come watch your installments, they're really well done and your hilarious, even when topics are hard to discuss, you can both laugh at it and be serious about it
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
Get a life for heaven sake.
“Salami” -NOAHFINNCE
Just wanna let you know that I used the time it took to watch this video to paint myself a beard and some killer eyeliner. :)
I really dunno if I'll ever figure out the specifics of my gender identity, so far I'm fine with all traditional pronouns as long as they're not meant to degrade me, but just knowing there's safe spaces and community out there for me is really freeing and comforting.
So thank you for being a part of that and making the world a little bit of a happier place! 💛
Noah is slaying, his hair is slaying, and his content is slaying.
As a pansexual, 65 year old grandpas are one of the things I would never find hot unless I was a 65 year old grandma and this has been my husband for about 30 years
"This video is not here to bully straight people" Me: God dammit
I think I’ve become obsessed with Noah….
That last guy's smile does not reach his eyes. He will kill us in our sleep O.O
As a polyamourous bisexual, I find myself thinking someone's hot literally everywhere I go, and I know thats not incredibly common, but thats literally all that happens up in my brain, so heteronormativity makes me angry, especially as a commonly misgendered nonbinary.
Maybe a video where you highlight some of your favourite queer artists and creators! I’m curious to discover more people in the community!
i have never been more glad to be gay 😂
I laughed so hard when you said "sorry if you have autism" cause I literally had to cover this guys eyes to watch the video
"OH HE JUST FINGERED A KIWI" my new favorite noah quote. Also i would find it very hard to say no if someone offered me a cookie
Bring on the straight Tik Toks😂
ps the Tik Tok videos are some of my favorites, so I always like seeing more of these
Edit: forget to mention what kinds of videos I’d like to see more of
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
9:38 He might be aromantic if he thinks that if you're attracted to omeone you attack them
3:14 apparently the reason for that feeling of wanting to squeeze a cute animal is because let's say you have an itch; you scratch it, the feeling is gone. Let's say you're hungry; you eat, the feeling is gone. But THEN, you see something cute, and no matter how much you pet and cuddle the animal IT'S STILL SO CUTE...so your brain says; squeeze it to death. It'll die and stop being cute😐
Sat down for this video with a glass of water and drank it as if I was having the most tasty snack.
Now, through the video, my mood is improved so much and I am hydrated...this video did me well :)
Oh, I'm so happy youtube showed me your channel!
Also, I like your mimic!
Red: I AM STUPID, I MEANT FACIAL EXPRESSIONS...
Your collab with R.A was awesome!!!!!!!!
I think so too!
THANK
Noah, i personally think you should rate different types of baked beans :)
agreed.
"it's ok to be cringe I encourage it..." that is what we all need to hear lol
Noah, there is legit no chance that you see this, you’re famous as fuck, but I still want to say a HUGE thank you. Your music got me through tough times when I was feeling low and even questioning myself. When I was stuck to my mattress (🤭) your music made me feel a lot better about myself. Your videos helped me come to terms with stuff like my gender too. I’ve watched you and listened to you for a long damn while, and you’re one of my favorite artists and RUclipsrs, even if you don’t post that much. Everyday when I open up my phone and see that you posted, no matter how bad that day had been, I have a few minutes of joy. I was one of your top listeners this year on Spotify, and yeah, you’re right, I might need therapy, but when I do your music and your amazing videos will be right there by my side.
-Charlie
9:03 my favorite version of this is “hey b!tches and bros and nonbinary h0es!” It’s from my favorite anime Sk8 the infinity and I will for ever use it
straight tiktok is a 50%-50% for me cause sometimes i like it but other times i wanna bleach my eyes, pop them out of my sockets, and live in the sewers as a blind rat :)
✨live laugh love ✨
as a pansexual, i can assure you i have not violated any 65 year old men with my attraction.
Noah casually misgendering me
Omg hello there noah exited for the music video and the fact you know I exist is insane to me eee
My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨
Lol same!! Also great job dude he hearted ur comment!!
Same
@@p-__ no they aren't no ones darts smell good. Why are you commenting this on so many people's comments
OKAY LISTEN : a whole video of music recomendations, new artists, old school emo shit, everything you like, everything thte inspires you and whatnot
THE NOAHFINNCE UPLOADED AGAINNN
At 8:55,
the alternative to “guys, gals, and non-binary pals” that I find best is “friends and enemies…”. It gets people guessing
This was so funny, the reactions are gold, I was cackling 😂
11:02 unblinking, deadpan stare "what would you do if you saw me at the red light, and I honked my horn at you, and we made eye contact, and I said to you..." aggressively stares, unblinkingly, slurps dripping saliva and lunch left overs off of lower lip and stares again "What's up baby girl? What would u say?"
Me: stares back, eyes dilate, nostrils flare, slips off my hoodie in 1 tug, squats down low to the ground, holds out backpack in front of me and screams as loud as possible "I HAVE MACE!!!"
Can we take a minute to appreciate how cool Noah’s room is tho
Ikr, I'm loving the Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge poster in the background.
11:54 I blunk like 4 timess 😂😂
Just as I was watching this, mid-roll ads come on, and surprise! It's you, again. Only this time, you're on RUclips edition.
Can you make a video on how to pass/deal with the dysphoria that comes with being a transmasc teen? I know you've made videos before with your story of how you did it, but I'm looking for a more general guide-style video.
I have no money/job but am trying to get one, Christian, homophobic, and transphobic parents, and very little privacy/freedom. My trash mental health paired with my dysphoria makes me feel like I can't make it through most days. I've been skipping school because I'm scared of going outside and seeing people who view me as a girl.
Also - your videos have been *such* an amazing help to me, and I'm sure they've helped many others as well! ❤❤❤
im so sorry you are going through that. been there and it’s crap. when i feel like that i get rid/cover all the mirrors in my house and stay off of my phone and watch disney movies. it works for me and sometimes a snack helps too. make sure you are putting your needs first. hopefully that helped, sorry that i couldn’t give you more. sending all the loves 🧡🧡🧡
@@mrfunkysoup8377 Thank you ❤ that does help a bit
You are a girl you will never be anything else - it's in ever cell in your body. Talk to your parents if your unhappy - they love you. Trans doesn't exist -it's just a cult that sells loads of drugs and dangerous surgeries to vulnerable kids like you on social media. Don't fall for it. Being a girl is great - you are one and you can't be anything else.
0:27 "this guy" had me almost nope out of the whole video. I cannot express how squicky this clip made me feel.
UPDATE: got to the part with the clip in context and I literally gagged. Taking a break before continuing cuz I still feel my gullet raised...
CRIPES, I made it to the end, but not without getting goosebumps, inverting my elbows & wrists, prancing around on tiptoe with splayed fingers, and flapping my hands like there's a surprise spider on them. Also rocking side to side pretty strongly - and I'm not typically a very emotive stimmer. 😂🙃
Thank goodness for your interjections! I may have been sick otherwise. Please please please leave that ish over in Cishetland!
The way Matt Walsh talks says a lot about how he really thinks about the people he's attracted to. Like objects who aren't safe from him. He clearly thinks that's the way attraction works for everyone, so it must be the way he rolls.
He's an adult who is married - he actually has a sex life and a family - I don't anyone in this comments section does.
@@ayeright320 I'm a Xennial and I've been married for years, having a happy sex life with someone who does not objectify me or others around him. Thanks for caring!
@@arualblues_zeroHow do you know - you sound an absolute melt so your hubbie is probably banging like a barn door behind your back.
There’s this play called “Dracula: Comedy of Terrors” that has a whole TikTok and stuff and I have watched clips from the play every few hours because it makes me laugh out loud fr
Noah’s videos always make me so happy
You should do a gym video like your workout routine or split.fitness challenges like how many push ups you could do in a minute or the beep test your gym prs thatd be cool
I have to watch this after I’m a celebrity
Edit: my mums busy watching coronation street 😭 ughh I have t wait I’ll watch this first
SO EXCITED TO WATCH YAS NOAHH
NOAH YOU SHOULD MAKE A VIDEO OF YOU LISTENING TO UR FANS FAV SONGS (that aren’t yours) AND THEN RATE THEM
13:57 i should make a bingo card on things that i have/would do and play bingo while binge-watching noahs videos. by the end of the binge-watching, i will have run out of things to cross out
hello underachievers!
the greatest phrase of all time
Someone asked me what I identify as and I just told them I was gay/queer and they asked what I was specifically so I asked them if they really wanted to know and I said: “I am a nonbinary berriromantic cupioromantic greysexual lesbian” and I defined each term. They were stunned
12:45 "eated it"
highkey want to see a fashion vid from you, like just showing your fav clothes you own and how you like styling them. Or like going to a charity shop and seeing if you can put together a cool outfit you would actually wear
If a group of guys walked past me and stared, I would cry. Mostly because I like women. But also I’m a minor.
I tagged you in that gender reveal one! So cool you reacted to it!
I haven't seen this background in quite some time. It makes me feel nostalgic. To answer the question on what types of videos I'd like to see from you: Honestly I love all your videos and they're all great, but I'd love to see some more day in the life or vlog type content. I always find the things you do interesting and watching your insta stories is so entertaining for me hahha
12:21 I get this guy's trying to say he's interested but all I'm getting is serial killer vibes
1:44 I would choose clueless as well because I feel like all clueless people are like Amjed from Citizen Khan
6:26 (warning: mention of divorce)My parents are divorced!😊❤
THE THREE CHEERS FOR SWEET REVENGE ART ON THE WALL 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 (I love ur music btw :D)
9:00 my go to is “bitches, bros and nonbinary hoes”
Doesn’t really work tho since that infers men and enbies can’t be bitches. Easily disproven by looking at me, a nonbianry bitch 🥰
then you could just say "bitches"
@@waytoobiasedthat’s also an option 😅