Before the "some of these must be fake" comments arrive, I read about ten thousand stories for this video and these are literally the most credible ones...
HELLO thank you I am now comfortably aware of the FNAF source material of our budding psychopath's book at the end there, to save you the time of letting me know again. I KNEW I RECOGNIZED ALL THAT FROM SOMEWHERE 💀
Not exactly creepy, but eerie, I'm told: I'm autistic and as a child I had a startlingly apt vocabulary and very direct manner of speaking. Once when I was 5 or so I was looking for bugs in the dirt and getting my clothes all dirty and my grandmother bitterly said, "Aw, what a charming little girl you are," dreading having to clean me up I guess, and I looked her dead in the face and offendedly said, "That's sarcasm, Kristine!" It's one of my favorite stories I've heard about myself.
Also autistic. Was somehow simultaneously an absolute glue eater of a kid while also knowing as many dinosaurs as a professional paleontologist and being a downright English prodigy. Just a nerd ig.
I’m also autistic. I didn’t speak until I was four. And then had a big vocabulary for my age. I can’t remember any good examples off the top of my skull for now
im pretty sure that imnqutistic and i was and am so stupidly kenly aware, mom remebers me saying some of the most poetical stuff ever at the ripe age of 5
if you post "today is the day i'm going to die" on youtube, as a comment, it will at some point come true. If you say Today i'm going to die every day, It will come true 🤔 It's one way to always be right until you die exactly at midnight before you can say it.
A man of his word, he did in fact, come to see that corpse. He got what he wanted and left when he said his emotional goodbyes to it. His goodbyes were nothing more than a solid "Damn you stink" and then walking away like it was the most human response imaginable. This child is a legend who has the toughness and emotions of a titanium plate, bordered with crush diamonds. This child will soon grow to be the strongest man in the world.
If I’m not wrong, the creepiest thing I said as a kid was that “live doesn’t matter anyways because everyone is going to die, it can be by exploding or just staying still for too long and dead”. The context was my mom wanting my opnion on what I think of life.
According to my parents, when I was little I had an imaginary friend who I told my parents was missing her body. I also pointed to a house and said she used to live there before she died. My parents looked into it and a little girl did die in that house. I am shocked I turned out pretty normal.
@@Pharaogon Is that the one where a little girl is omnipotent and has forced a bunch of strangers to become her family, because she basically ends up hunting them for sport when they annoy her? She forced the older sister into a cartoon, where she was massacred and what not, and she removed the grandpa's mouth because he talked back at her, or something along those lines? Can't remember if that was the Twilight Zone or a different show, but that's stuck with me for years now.
the fact the book was an entire reference to a fnaf song and animation, but was still horrifying to onlookers, makes me treasure the new fnaf generation, because sometimes the fans are scarier than the games, and other times the children of fans are horribly, horribly worse.
Yeah, as soon as I read that on the thumbnail, I knew it did not just come out of nowhere! Sweet old days when FNAF was undeniably the scariest game I ever played
When I was a young child I had at least a simple dream every night. The first night I didn't I felt robbed. "What, it just skipped to morning? But I didn't get to sleep." was my genuine thought process.
My five year old sister tried chocolate milk for the first time and said, "Do you like chocolate milk?" I said yes. She decided the best response would be "you will also like hot chocolate when you're dead."
Fun fact about Mr Skinnylegs: the episodes of Peppa Pig with him in are banned in Australia because the broadcaster decided the premise of “girl befriends spider and encourages kids to do the same” is not particularly advisable in a country where spiders are the size of dogs and can actually kill you 💀🕷️
@@uateme It’s going fine! Mostly volunteering to work in centres with little kids (infant-5) so no skibidi toilet kids yet, although I have experienced a coddled child. Not a fun experience as much as he’s a really cute energetic kid. Overall, a lot of fun so far even if working with kids takes a lot of work and patience! ^^
The most unhinged thing I ever said was when I went up to my mom, age 4 or 5, and asked "Mom, when I die, are you going to eat me?" 💀 It made complete logical sense in my little kid mind, if we eat animals when they die why waste away in a box when *we* die?
I wonder how many old cryptids and legends actually spawned from children making up weird but oddly specific sounding stuff like the "he can see the storm coming" instead of adult narrators. I can definitely see it starting out as a joke or tale to pass around in ancient times then it just gets more serious over time as it gets retold again and again.
I love how overprotective parents always say things like “this game/show/movie made my kid violent” yet this is how they act before coming into contact with any form of technology
They dont really think how the sentences is gona sound before thinking them And also the words fucking and shit are mostly goten from the Internet and bad influences
When I was a kid, I told my mom something along the lines of "When you die, I'll use your corpse to heal sick people" because hugging her was so comforting.
@@liastaob Yup, catholics still use (I don't really know what they do with them aside from showing them of, braging about them and having some parts of cult around them) Relics. I don't really know much about this topic aside from just being a person living in dominantly catholic country so I just know they're there and that there are weird tales about them: like there is one body of a saint that had been dismembered due to order of one of our kings. After the reign of that king the country succumbed to feudal fragmentation and according to the legend the country would return to it's previous form when said body would heal itself from the dismembering.
the die in a fire kid makes me nostalgic for when my sister and i would get in trouble for drawing fnaf fanart at school, fnaf is still a shared interest of ours but times were simpler back then
The last one had me ROLLING on the floor, imagine hearing that, head not on the table, but on your pillow trying to sleep and hearing “Shake your booty”
My sister was once asked at age 2 what would happen if someone was ever mean to me. Her response with not a hint of emotion was "id light them on fire".
I knew a girl from primary school named Gia who had a twin sister. When they were kids, they had a bunk bed and Gia slept on the top bunk. She used this to her advantage by coming down from the top bunk late at night and beating her twin sister with a pillow.
I was one of those super creepy children who you always think might grow up into a serial killer. Thanks to me, my house had a rule against drawing pictures of gravestones with the names of people you knew on them.
@@antimatterg oh :( I was bodyshamed in primary school aswell it was when we were in the changing rooms, never again, i will never go in a changing room again. I hate it.I also experienced alot of homophobia in school makes sense tbh
@@Yourlocalscottishlesbo yep, loads of homophobia in my school. I'm not gay, but my sibling is so I get targeted for that. Luckily they are very close to being suspended so...
When I was 4, I apparently told my babysitter how I planned to murder my kindergarten teacher and get away with it, after I had been the most rude student in all of existance. I don't know how but my parents made wonders to change my manners.
My little sister chewed a portion of a brick wall, little by little, everyday, when she was two She fight grandpa's lamb when she was four, and won (he had a farm) On her first day at preschool, went to a boy and declared "you are my boyfriend", he cried Kids are such mysterious creatures
Wanna know what got a good chuckle out of me? I just imagine a 10 year old child walking in all confidently, with sunglasses, a slightly unbuttoned dress shirt, black jeans, and a towel over their shoulder walk in, stand there for a second, looking around, nodding their head, and saying, with their hands out, almost as if they're about to give someone a hug: "Here to see the corpse!"
The one in the thumbnail is most likely about William Afton destroying the animatronics, there’s a FNAF song called “Die in a Fire” where William Afton destroys the animatronics. I guess that kid is just going through their FNAF phase.
When I was 7, I really REALLY wanted to go to chuck e cheese. When my family finally went, the one we went to didn't actually have the animatronics. Just the person in the mascot suit. My sister was wondering where all the other characters were, and in response to that I confidently declared that "Chuck E Cheese murdered them all and the kids are next".
My sister would laugh at the part in Frozen where Anna got frozen while I cried my eyes out at the movie theater when she was 4. Also, when she wanted to watch Captain America: Civil War, she asked to watch the movie "where black panther's dad died". I shouldn't be complaining though, I drew a picture of a girl being hanged in 5th grade
according to some extended family members, when I was like, i'unno, 4-ish, i said something to them and they repeated it back to me- y'know, that adult thing they do when a kid says something funny or cute. apparently i gave them a dead stare, looked them right in the eye, and asked "are you mocking me?" i have no memory of this but apparently it's become an inside joke between them for years.
My mom told me of this one time I visited the graveyard with my grandma and her fiancé at the time. They had been talking about death and my grandma said something about her dying, so I, three years old at the time, stopped dead in my tracks, turned around so I could look over my grandma's shoulder and then promptly told her "don't worry, it's not your time yet" and then kept walking like nothing happened.
When I was younger, probably like 5, my cousin and I would play "Hide and Seek Or Die," where we would use little Cars movie figures for the game. One of us would hide one of the figures, and the other would look for it. If the figure was found by the seeker, it gets stomped to death and thrown in the garbage. We laughed hysterically.. We did this for hours.
I’m gonna tell my best story My neighbor maybe about 5 or 6 at the time “Can we get a trampoline” her mom said “you know grandma is a doctor and thinks they aren’t safe” my neighbor said “well can we get one when she dies?”
Apparently as a child, I once drew a handy-dandy math problem. It was a drawing of a kid I hated plus a noose equals me being happy. I drew a lot of very death threat-y things, actually.
I was told that I had almost severe autism as a kid and my manner of speaking wasn’t taken as normal. Anyways, when I was 7, I was outside at the park or so and I found a spider and dumped it onto a dirt cleaning basket and my grandma said “What a nice little boy!” and I said “Are you being racist again, grandma?” whilst looking her dead in the eye. I will never forget about it.
I have a story about my mom My mom went to go see Bambi when she was younger, about 7-8, in the movie theater with my gran. Mind you, my grandparents are oldschool hunters, so my mom was used to the idea of shooting a deer. So when Bambis mom died and the crowd of children started crying, my mom apparently laughed and said "theyll be having deer for dinner!". Needless to say my gran was embarrassed
I remembered watching Lion King dvd, and when Mufasa's died, I just have deadpan face, no reaction. Hell, I don't fell sad at all. I just watch it without emotion because it's just cartoon anyway. Was surprised when I found out other kids cry when he died lmao
Whoever is the “IVE BEEN EXPECTING YOU KID” I gotta say, that had to be the most greatest way of introducing yourself. That was so god damn legendary it’s untouchable to recreate a meeting better then that…
*dark souls boss music starts playing* jokes aside that kid should be in a videogame as an powerful boss, and by powerful i mean VERY, VERY, VERY, powerful.
once when I was like four i told my brother “the outside world is cursed… don’t ever go out” and then he went outside and got hit on the head with a hammer. He came back in and told me: “How can you see the future?” All I said was: “I am no god… but instead a Satan spawn. I’m another life. Hell spawned me here to watch you suffer” Turns out I thought the word ‘Satan spawn’ meant ‘gremlin’
In our elementary school, there was common for kids to write short stories as school projects. In the bookself of my classroom, there was two probably over ten-page-long short stories (not even hand-written!) written by two 6th graders that were at least four years older than I. Both stories shared the name "Dark Light" but were two separate stories, apparently set in the same universe. Both stories revolved around some sort of dark forces moving around the life of the main character, both young girls. The protagonist of the first one manages to fight against the evil force and in the end win. In the other story, the protagonist never solves the mystery and ends up ending her own life after suddenly losing her mother and her newborn brother in an accident. Both stories also started with this poem that sounded way too eerie to be written by kids. The poem roughly translates to (from Finnish language): "Dark like the night, Darker is his heart. Black like the mind of wolf, Blacker is his mind." I have no idea what was going on with these two kids but I hope they are alive and well somewhere. I also hope they became fantasy authors when they grew up.
We will probably never know who those kids are, but now I have hope I will one day unknowingly pick up a book written by one of them and it will be awesome.
Well this poem sounds like something written in early romantic or pre-romantic period, due to having both gothic dark elements, existencial question that can be asigned to emotional sphere and northern animalistic/natural elements, so this may help with finding the poem if it indeed has not been written by said 6th graders. The other thing is that those stories don't sound out of place to me as someone who wrote a storie about a secret sindicate like organisation which organised hunts for kids in a town, took them to a abandoned mantion in a forest and commited sacrificial killings on them one by one while the others where forced to watch. I should also mention that the story was written from pov of one of the kids that got killed and I was around 6th or 7th grade when I wrote it. I also ilustrated this story with all it's gory details. Well I was just depressed and bored to death during class.
This was insane The shittiest thing I remember saying as a baby was "I despise you" to my mum for no reason because I had just learned the world. Obviously surprised, she asked "why? I love you" I thought for a few seconds, then said "then I pise you"
one time when i was a 4 year old in my great-grandmothers birthday i yelled "ugly in the face, good in the ass" because someone said it to me and i cant remember who
My parents never let me forget that as a kid this nice lady gave me what has now always been my favorite toy, as she handed it to be I looked up and replied "OH your so old" I didn't even thank her 💀
My mum recently told me that when I was very little I had described her as "a glass cushion", because she's cuddly and comforting like a cushion, but fragile (she was often ill and we had to be gentle with her). I think that's quite sweet, not creepy like the things in the video, but I thought it was worth mentioning because kids have a tendency to say bizarre combinations of words that most people wouldn't consider using.
@@secretbaguette Glass cannon implies the person attacks you and does harm. My mum has always been harmless, sweet and comforting, she's just physically and emotionally sensitive, so rough-housing would physically hurt her and screaming at her would make her anxious
I wrote a poem about iPad kids earlier... "Reflective maw stretched open wide Gleaming Like Lovecraft's fairy lights Empty eyes find empty pleasure Within the dreamleech's maw, little tethers Devouring our young, not body but soul Devouring potential, their worldly control Within a young headphoned one's helpless eyes A touchscreen's work brings slow demise" Dreamleech, Dec 10, 2023
one time, in about first grade, the teachers enforced that when we would write that we would always have to make the space a finger width apart. me being a perfectionist was once writing something in class and accidently made two words too close together. instead of erasing it, I drew a finger in the space in-between to show that it was actually a finger width apart but just didn't look that way. I started doodling, making it more and more realistic. I added the wrinkles, the nail, the shape, everything. suddenly my teacher walks up to me and starts lecturing me, getting real mad and telling me how absurd and inappropriate my drawing was and threatening to tell the principle. As you could expect, I was very confused at the time as of why she was so stirred up, only for me to now realize that a realistic drawing of a finger, a badly realistic drawing of a finger, looks a lot like a dick. I was the only innocent one, she was just being dirty minded.
0:53 This reminds me of when my best friend wrote a line in a book she was writing that said, "The government spun around in his chair." I've been INSPECTING you..." This was two days ago and she's turning 14 in September of this year......
I once had a dream of my little brother being murdered, and it started with him hearing his name being called from outside his window. He was not told about the dream at all. The next morning, he asked me if I was calling his name from outside last night. Scary af, I was incredibly paranoid for a few weeks after that.
@arandomzoomer4837 definitely not, I've never had any history of sleepwalking and my mom's husband at the time was an insomniac so he would've seen me if I had.
Idk why this reminds me of mom, she thinks I bring good luck and fortune wherever I go, cuz when I was born dad got a great job and bought a new car. I hope she is right lol.. I mean I did find some money stuck to my bike wheel last week…
I used to work in a nursery and had this little japanese turtle charm on my bag. I told this little girl that the charm is for longevity to which she said: "Yeah, but one day it will stop working and that's a good day to die!" with the sweetest little smile on her face.
I remember being extremely obsessed with My Little Pony back in the day. Though, as most of you probably know, it's fanbase was batshit insane. Especially the fanart. For some reason there's a lot of surprisingly violent fanart of the kid's show. You could easily find some detailed art on RUclips and Google of colorful horses bleeding to death. And me, who was going down the unfortunate career of being an artist, was inspired by them and wanted to make my own. So yeah. If you were to flip through 10 year old me's sketchbooks, you would find crudely drawn ponies being tortured and torn apart. Though I have to admit the bloody pony drawings were probably why I'm able to stomach a lot of non-live action horror nowadays.
Had the same thing happen to me but when I got bored with MLP I casualy jumped to creepy pasta with assistance of my friend and started watching Lavendertown's videose. Now it got me to studing urban legends, their origines and how they spread, also some folklore, demonology (due to some folk beliefs being rooted in it), history and ethnology so it can had some positive impact.
Most of those fanarts could be MLP creepypastas like Pinkemena, Rainbow Factory, that one SFM bat-shit crazy Rarity and so on. They were very much popular and very much graphic so yeah...we were just witnessing Rarity peel off Rainbow Dash's skin to make dresses.
5:11 (and thumbnail) Lmao.. This is actually the (partially misremembered) lyrics to the FNaF 3 song by TheLivingTombstone, "Die in a Fire". Based on the drawings, it seems this kid also drew bits of the animation made by a RUclips animator who goes by shgurr.
When i was a child i used to play this very specific game of hide and seek with my best friends at the time, were you would hide somewhere, and instead of making noises to hint at your location to the seeker, you'd have to *fart* for the seeker to follow the smell.
I have my own story about this! I was the child in the story actually. It was in kindergarten and I was sitting with my assigned seat mates and we were all coloring. And then out of nowhere, I blurted out to them, “Hey, I wonder what you guys would look like when you’re dead?” Understandably, they went to the teacher about it and I was horrified to hear what I’d just said to them. And in case anyone was wondering why I didn’t stop myself before I said that, I was having a really weird out of body experience and my mouth just kind of ran on its own. It was weird.
I have a similar story. I was about 9 and at youth group, and my youth leader said that her pet dog had just turned 19. I replied with "Wow, that means he's gonna die soon!" I didn't understand why she got kind of upset when I said that.
Something I said as a little kid that still haunts me because my mum keeps bringing it up is that after I heard about the concept of marriage, I had decided that I would marry my best friend because all I understood was that you marry people you really like and that you marry as ab adult (because of this I also said that I'd marry my sister at one point but that's neither here nor there), so I ended up creating all these little wedding invitations for me at my friend and then handing them out to people, but then I didn't give one to my mum, so when she asked why, I responded "oh you'll be dead by then".
I'd much rather go through a FNAF phase, Undertale phase, emo phase, Homestuck phase, creepypasta phase, black metal phase, and 4chan phase all during a single life if that means not going through a skibidi toilet brain rot.
The "scrape your eyes" one has me crying laughing. I literally have no idea why I find it so funny but I've legitimately been cracking up at it for at least 3 minutes
I know a kid who says similar things all the time. Once he built a structure of straws pointing upwards and tried to jump onto them. When I asked what he was doing he said "It's my new game, "impale yourself"!"
When I was about 7 years old, I had said something quite similar to “I’m here to see the corpse”. We were at my great-aunts funeral, and once we got in, I had said, “Right, we’re here now, so where’s the corpse?”. My mom then said “Shh, don’t say that” through quiet laughter.
My daughter was super jazzed about learning about the life cycle in kindergarten. For an entire week she drew dozens of pictures of various types of animals (including humans) meeting up, living life, making babies, feeding their babies, then the whole family being devoured somehow, then the whole mess becoming soil for flowers to grow in (with a gentle smiling sun illuminating every scene, so the viewer would remember not to be frightened because "it's just nature.")
When I was like 4, my mom was driving me somewhere, and we passed a graveyard, and I said to her "Hey Mom! Remember when we walked through that graveyard over there? I wasn't born yet, but I could see through your stomach."
I vividly remember the story of a six year old, who was supposed to write one for homework and then presented it in front of the class. He did. It involved dogs (nice), kidnapping (okay, interesting) and the brutal shredding of said kidnappers in heavy machinery as the grand finale (what the fuck). That was quite something.
Aha! I can one up that! In year six, a girl wrote a story about a teenager who murdered her best friend (Eh) and then, the teen's abusive mother sewed her lips shut with a needle and gave her extreme plastic suregery so she woud be "perfect" and not speak to the outside world and confess her crimes.
I was much more wholesome as a child. My mum would sometimes talk about not being able to find something, because the gnomes must have taken it (that's a thing people say here). One day, we were talking about sleeping (I think when she came to tuck me in) and I invented a new imaginary character on the spot called Gnome Silly-beard (Kabouter Gekbaardje in Dutch) who'd supposedly help me fall asleep at night by telling me stories or reading to me (don't remember exactly). I didn't mean much by it, but my mum loved it so much that she brought him up a few times, so I kept inventing more elaborate stories about him to make her smile ♥️
The first parent-teacher meeting my mom had to attend was focused on my drawing of Nancy Thompson's house from "Nightmare on Elm Street". I figured the house on its own wasn't very scary so I added skeleton kids, Freddy Kreuger, and, in a stroke of brilliance I later came to regret, a dismembered dog with its collar still attached to the doghouse, which was the only part I colored in before journal time ended. My gram let me watch horror movies and I loved her so much for it
Lol. Sounds like me with my kids. We watch zombie flicks and such all the time. They absolutely LOVE it! I always make sure there isn't any sexy scenes first...but I don't mind my kids watching gruesome violence... 😅🤣
I work with little kids (my class is 3-5 year olds) and some of the things they say honestly make me question everything. However, my personal favorite still has to be the time, many years ago before I lead a classroom, when a little 3 year-old girl told me to "watch out for the gingivitis." Never been more afraid of anything else in my entire life.
I have a little story of something I told my mom when I was a toddler. We were at a Goodwill, and she decided to take me along. Idk why, it's irrelevant to the story. She was about to turn into one isle, one that had a display above the racks of clothing, when little me grabbed her shirt and tugged on it to get her attention. "Bobby says not to go down there." 10 minutes later, the display above the rack fell into the isle she was about to turn into. So thanks, Bobby.
I was teaching at kindergarten during Halloween time. One kid asked me what the difference between ghosts with a blanket and ghosts without one is. I told her I didn't know and asked her what she thought about it. She said: "The ghosts with the blanket on are evil. The ghosts without the blanket are good." I still don't know what that means.
I once, as my mother tells it, saw a magnolia tree's flowers blooming during spring. This apparently lead to me saying that it was "like tiny little sausage rolls bursting into laughter". Lovely metaphor, didn't know that I even knew what a sausage roll was when I was a year old.
Going through a super old sketchbook of mine that I don't use anymore, I came across a sketch of a creepy, wide, momo like face, and me, along with my sister who sometimes vandalized these kinds of books would NEVER draw something like that in there...
According to my mother, I once started suddenly talking into the hallway when I was sitting in my parents' bedroom as a kid. Apparently, I said "you can leave now. They can't see you.", and when they questioned who I was talking to, I responded "the man in the hallway with the black eyes." Apparently, I also once said that there was someone sitting on my pillow when I was lying in bed with a fever. I don't remember either of these events.
That’s terrifying. I had a severe fever one night too (102) and at about 2am I woke up absolutely convinced that I was not Keith but something that Replaced my 6 year old self. I pleaded with my mom hysterically that I was not her son even though I looked like him and that alien creatures had taken the real me. I also looked everywhere for a cylindrical object that I apparently needed that I can still picture today in my head. It was absolutely wild.
HELLO thank you I am now comfortably aware of the FNAF source material of our budding psychopath's book at the end there, to save you the time of letting me know again. I KNEW I RECOGNIZED ALL THAT FROM SOMEWHERE 💀
SKULL EMOJI
5 nights at fnaf at freddy's
Thanks for removing those comment bots though!
we all had a five nights at freddys phase
SKKHHHUUULLLL EMOJIIII
Kids may be criticized at times, but they have one thing an adult doesn't: the ability to lose sanity at will.
Is that a challenge?
@@redundantfridge9764 Yes. It is.
Try me
Well, I am embracing my inner child ☺🔥
Everyone does. Adults choose not to because it's "inappropriate".
Kid in the thumbnail going through their FNAF phase. Happens to the best of us.
Still one of my favorite phases, despite moving on years ago.
Yeah same. Can't really escape it.
Indeed...
Lmaoo fr
still in that phase. its been like five years..
as someone who went through a FNaF phase, I’m glad for the kid.
I was looking for a comment like this 🤣
@@twist1988 Same here lol
same lmao
There was a conspiracy in the school that it used to be Freddy Fazbear's Pizza
As Terrifying as it was I miss those days... ☺
Fax
Not exactly creepy, but eerie, I'm told: I'm autistic and as a child I had a startlingly apt vocabulary and very direct manner of speaking. Once when I was 5 or so I was looking for bugs in the dirt and getting my clothes all dirty and my grandmother bitterly said, "Aw, what a charming little girl you are," dreading having to clean me up I guess, and I looked her dead in the face and offendedly said, "That's sarcasm, Kristine!" It's one of my favorite stories I've heard about myself.
I’m low functioning and I do some weeeird shiit
Also autistic. Was somehow simultaneously an absolute glue eater of a kid while also knowing as many dinosaurs as a professional paleontologist and being a downright English prodigy. Just a nerd ig.
I’m suspecting I’m autistic and I have also had a eerily early large vocabulary so that’s cool
I’m also autistic. I didn’t speak until I was four. And then had a big vocabulary for my age. I can’t remember any good examples off the top of my skull for now
im pretty sure that imnqutistic and i was and am so stupidly kenly aware, mom remebers me saying some of the most poetical stuff ever at the ripe age of 5
“Here to see the corpse” is a god tier funeral response
The kid knew what he wanted
if you post "today is the day i'm going to die" on youtube, as a comment, it will at some point come true.
If you say Today i'm going to die every day, It will come true 🤔
It's one way to always be right until you die exactly at midnight before you can say it.
A man of his word, he did in fact, come to see that corpse. He got what he wanted and left when he said his emotional goodbyes to it. His goodbyes were nothing more than a solid "Damn you stink" and then walking away like it was the most human response imaginable. This child is a legend who has the toughness and emotions of a titanium plate, bordered with crush diamonds. This child will soon grow to be the strongest man in the world.
"we had to make it your brother didn't" scott
I’m saying that at my nans funeral 😭
Apparently as a child I said "This is what I imagine eating a dead bird would feel like."
I was eating garlic bread.
🍗
Had you never had chicken nuggets before?
bussin or nah?
If dead birds taste like garlic bread, I've been missing out!
Mmm, garlic birds. (Drools)
If I’m not wrong, the creepiest thing I said as a kid was that “live doesn’t matter anyways because everyone is going to die, it can be by exploding or just staying still for too long and dead”. The context was my mom wanting my opnion on what I think of life.
“Standing still for too long” 💀
ah yes, the two ways to die: exploding or staying still too long
According to my parents, when I was little I had an imaginary friend who I told my parents was missing her body. I also pointed to a house and said she used to live there before she died. My parents looked into it and a little girl did die in that house. I am shocked I turned out pretty normal.
its giving the children under the house (very good analog horror series btw"
@@upstepprep I've heard about that one. It sounds very interesting and is on my watch list
Imagine if the world actually worked the way kids imagine it.
Now that could be a terrific plot for a psychological horror.
"It'd also be cool"
~A kid
that’s basically the plot of that one Twilight Zone episode
especially the ones that believe in SCP
Basically plot of The Owl House right now
@@Pharaogon Is that the one where a little girl is omnipotent and has forced a bunch of strangers to become her family, because she basically ends up hunting them for sport when they annoy her? She forced the older sister into a cartoon, where she was massacred and what not, and she removed the grandpa's mouth because he talked back at her, or something along those lines?
Can't remember if that was the Twilight Zone or a different show, but that's stuck with me for years now.
the fact the book was an entire reference to a fnaf song and animation, but was still horrifying to onlookers, makes me treasure the new fnaf generation, because sometimes the fans are scarier than the games, and other times the children of fans are horribly, horribly worse.
I was looking for someone who got the reference
i once sang that song. in the car. with my family. after leaving church.
glad im not the only one who noticed!
FINALLY A COMMENT ACKNOWLEDGING THAT ITS FNAF 😭😭
Yeah, as soon as I read that on the thumbnail, I knew it did not just come out of nowhere!
Sweet old days when FNAF was undeniably the scariest game I ever played
When I was a young child I had at least a simple dream every night.
The first night I didn't I felt robbed.
"What, it just skipped to morning? But I didn't get to sleep." was my genuine thought process.
That die in a fire one is a FNAF song.That made me laugh so hard I started coughing uncontrollably.The illustrations are so detailed and beautiful.
well then you got springlocked
My five year old sister tried chocolate milk for the first time and said, "Do you like chocolate milk?" I said yes. She decided the best response would be "you will also like hot chocolate when you're dead."
After we pass on, tell me if it's true in the afterlife
@@Voc_spooksauce it's true
hopefully she doesn’t say that to a African person
Im african and my sis did that
@@Bruh-xj7zb why?
Fun fact about Mr Skinnylegs: the episodes of Peppa Pig with him in are banned in Australia because the broadcaster decided the premise of “girl befriends spider and encourages kids to do the same” is not particularly advisable in a country where spiders are the size of dogs and can actually kill you 💀🕷️
Australia is the spawnpoint for monsters
@@thekeyboardwarrior1018 It's the ghetto of the animal world.
_Everything_ in Australia wants to kill you.
@@thekeyboardwarrior1018 and ohio💀
@@Bangchanis500 Ohio is the spawnpoint for Photoshop monsters
When i was 7 my mom came back from a funeral and i literaly went up to her and asked her point blank max bluntness "was it fun?"
As somebody who wants to go into child-care as a career... This video is a good reminder of what I'm signing up for lmao
Gl you prob gonna be hearing skibidi toilet nonstop everyday
Hows it goin?
@@IMAMERICANOWGIVEMEYOUROIL
Stereotype
@@uateme It’s going fine! Mostly volunteering to work in centres with little kids (infant-5) so no skibidi toilet kids yet, although I have experienced a coddled child. Not a fun experience as much as he’s a really cute energetic kid.
Overall, a lot of fun so far even if working with kids takes a lot of work and patience! ^^
The kid who pretended her sister was dead so she could get into the cookie jar is DIABOLICAL
Aka like a kid
I wouldn't feed her for a week
@@GigiBranconiyou shouldn’t have kids
@@SPACE.KITTY. Thank god I'm sterilised
Cruel but smart
The most unhinged thing I ever said was when I went up to my mom, age 4 or 5, and asked "Mom, when I die, are you going to eat me?" 💀 It made complete logical sense in my little kid mind, if we eat animals when they die why waste away in a box when *we* die?
...Fair.
We used to be cannibals.
Now it makes sense to me too.
We dont really eat animals that die, we eat those we KILL
Well, what was her answer?
I wonder how many old cryptids and legends actually spawned from children making up weird but oddly specific sounding stuff like the "he can see the storm coming" instead of adult narrators.
I can definitely see it starting out as a joke or tale to pass around in ancient times then it just gets more serious over time as it gets retold again and again.
“Scrape Scrape Scrape Your Eyes, Scrape Your Eyes Today!” Made Me Uncontrollably Laugh for Some Reason.
You ain't the only one! 😂
I love how overprotective parents always say things like “this game/show/movie made my kid violent” yet this is how they act before coming into contact with any form of technology
Yes
...except that fnaf kid.
The missing children do get a bit quirky at night. @@SurmenianSoldier
They dont really think how the sentences is gona sound before thinking them
And also the words fucking and shit are mostly goten from the Internet and bad influences
@@EdinoRemeridoThat not true, kids have always learned profanity the good old fashioned way: old people and schoolchildren
When I was a kid, I told my mom something along the lines of "When you die, I'll use your corpse to heal sick people" because hugging her was so comforting.
Well that's blursed. Blessed and cursed at once.
Well, you can make a fairy tale out of it.
Well that's creepy but kind?
Sounds kind of like Relics that the medieval church would carry on about. Actually, I think that's still a thing some places in old Europe...
@@liastaob Yup, catholics still use (I don't really know what they do with them aside from showing them of, braging about them and having some parts of cult around them) Relics. I don't really know much about this topic aside from just being a person living in dominantly catholic country so I just know they're there and that there are weird tales about them: like there is one body of a saint that had been dismembered due to order of one of our kings. After the reign of that king the country succumbed to feudal fragmentation and according to the legend the country would return to it's previous form when said body would heal itself from the dismembering.
the die in a fire kid makes me nostalgic for when my sister and i would get in trouble for drawing fnaf fanart at school, fnaf is still a shared interest of ours but times were simpler back then
The last one had me ROLLING on the floor, imagine hearing that, head not on the table, but on your pillow trying to sleep and hearing “Shake your booty”
I love how I recognize the thumbnail and know what the kids intent was
Fnaf ruined me when I was 10
Freddy nights at five
mike vs foxy
ferd faber
@@Recongamer_2010 you mean William vs Chica?
My sister was once asked at age 2 what would happen if someone was ever mean to me. Her response with not a hint of emotion was "id light them on fire".
That’s actually… kind of sweet🥺
@@Unidentified952 in a horrifying way, yes.
@@supersmashseandx1991 XD
Are you the older sister or the younger sister 😂
@@NoriMori1992 older brother
That is one cultured child.
"I LOST MY PATIENCE WHEN R U GONNA DECAYYYYY-"
I HOPE YOUR CONDOM EXPIRES
i ruined the 69 haha
💀
I knew a girl from primary school named Gia who had a twin sister. When they were kids, they had a bunk bed and Gia slept on the top bunk. She used this to her advantage by coming down from the top bunk late at night and beating her twin sister with a pillow.
I was one of those super creepy children who you always think might grow up into a serial killer. Thanks to me, my house had a rule against drawing pictures of gravestones with the names of people you knew on them.
"Because of me they have a warning" homer said that in one episode and it fits
Frfr in my old primary school people would run from me i still dont know why they just did
@@Yourlocalscottishlesbo you were probably bullied and didn't realise,
@@antimatterg oh :( I was bodyshamed in primary school aswell it was when we were in the changing rooms, never again, i will never go in a changing room again. I hate it.I also experienced alot of homophobia in school makes sense tbh
@@Yourlocalscottishlesbo yep, loads of homophobia in my school. I'm not gay, but my sibling is so I get targeted for that. Luckily they are very close to being suspended so...
The kid getting the parent distracted with a sibling to get into the cookie jar is so morbidly smart
When I was 4, I apparently told my babysitter how I planned to murder my kindergarten teacher and get away with it, after I had been the most rude student in all of existance. I don't know how but my parents made wonders to change my manners.
My little sister chewed a portion of a brick wall, little by little, everyday, when she was two
She fight grandpa's lamb when she was four, and won (he had a farm)
On her first day at preschool, went to a boy and declared "you are my boyfriend", he cried
Kids are such mysterious creatures
Your little sister sounds evil
I fear no man
But your sis
It scares me...
Wait, please explain more about the brick munching
Did it have consequences?
@@DiamondAppendixVODs *It made her stronger*
Find a closet and a gun. Good luck.
Wanna know what got a good chuckle out of me?
I just imagine a 10 year old child walking in all confidently, with sunglasses, a slightly unbuttoned dress shirt, black jeans, and a towel over their shoulder walk in, stand there for a second, looking around, nodding their head, and saying, with their hands out, almost as if they're about to give someone a hug: "Here to see the corpse!"
😅😅😅 but yes
Oh dear. I pictured it as a 3-year-old. :)
@@thetaekwondoe3887 I PICTURED IT AS A 4YO AT A PUBLIC POOL 🗿
The one in the thumbnail is most likely about William Afton destroying the animatronics, there’s a FNAF song called “Die in a Fire” where William Afton destroys the animatronics. I guess that kid is just going through their FNAF phase.
Imagine being a parent of a kid and he opens your door and says Mr.skinnylegs wants to find you
I love how no matter what Matt's videos are about, he can always traumatize us with furbies
Trust me, I feel like all Furbies were all programmed to suddenly wake up in the middle of the night
@Darktion shut
@Darktion291 I know you're a bot but I feel the need to say this: No one supports gacha heat
Don't mind me just removing the bots but wtf was "Gacha Heat"? 🤔
Oh wow - Hi matt! Love ur vids!
When I was 7, I really REALLY wanted to go to chuck e cheese. When my family finally went, the one we went to didn't actually have the animatronics. Just the person in the mascot suit. My sister was wondering where all the other characters were, and in response to that I confidently declared that "Chuck E Cheese murdered them all and the kids are next".
So this was 2017 or after? Animatronicless stages were tested before then, but I imagine you just went to a 2.0 location.
Five Nights at Chucks
@@phantomhourglass13you know 2017 was 6 years ago, yea? They could totally be a young teenager
Gosh, you were really in your FNaF phase!
I see you were in your FNaF phase
My sister would laugh at the part in Frozen where Anna got frozen while I cried my eyes out at the movie theater when she was 4.
Also, when she wanted to watch Captain America: Civil War, she asked to watch the movie "where black panther's dad died".
I shouldn't be complaining though, I drew a picture of a girl being hanged in 5th grade
according to some extended family members, when I was like, i'unno, 4-ish, i said something to them and they repeated it back to me- y'know, that adult thing they do when a kid says something funny or cute. apparently i gave them a dead stare, looked them right in the eye, and asked "are you mocking me?"
i have no memory of this but apparently it's become an inside joke between them for years.
My mom told me of this one time I visited the graveyard with my grandma and her fiancé at the time. They had been talking about death and my grandma said something about her dying, so I, three years old at the time, stopped dead in my tracks, turned around so I could look over my grandma's shoulder and then promptly told her "don't worry, it's not your time yet" and then kept walking like nothing happened.
I assume you were checking for the Grim Reaper.
1. Creppy asf
2. omg I love your pfp so much
this is like one of those "creepiest thing a kid's ever told me" stories except it's from the kid's point of view
i mean ist kinda reassuring
@@lucascooney9418 He is the grim reaper,but he lost his memories.
When I was younger, probably like 5, my cousin and I would play "Hide and Seek Or Die," where we would use little Cars movie figures for the game. One of us would hide one of the figures, and the other would look for it. If the figure was found by the seeker, it gets stomped to death and thrown in the garbage. We laughed hysterically.. We did this for hours.
…
Kids like you guys are the reason the first Toy Story was made lol.
_how many did you have_
@@lyricalcarpenter lots. and i mean *lots*
The thumbnail invoked the 2015 FNaF powers inside me.
I’m gonna tell my best story
My neighbor maybe about 5 or 6 at the time
“Can we get a trampoline”
her mom said “you know grandma is a doctor and thinks they aren’t safe”
my neighbor said “well can we get one when she dies?”
5:17
This is just the lyrics for "Die in a Fire" by The Living Tombstone! She even drew what was happening on screen while it was playing 💀
Chica be LOOKIN *ｒｅａａａａｌ* thin there-
when i was little i also made art that consisted of the words "i hope you die in a fire"
i cant believe its been that long ago already
@@aminishnamedvaatiI thought you purposely typed out "It's been so long" I read that completely wrong💀
Lol just realized that.
Apparently as a child, I once drew a handy-dandy math problem. It was a drawing of a kid I hated plus a noose equals me being happy. I drew a lot of very death threat-y things, actually.
I got a chuckle out of that one
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lowtierchild
super-duper handy-dandy angle measuring device:
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I was told that I had almost severe autism as a kid and my manner of speaking wasn’t taken as normal. Anyways, when I was 7, I was outside at the park or so and I found a spider and dumped it onto a dirt cleaning basket and my grandma said “What a nice little boy!” and I said “Are you being racist again, grandma?” whilst looking her dead in the eye. I will never forget about it.
what-
wait you "had" autism ? You don't anymore ?
@@philipphalter926(from his alt)
He meant to write “have”, but wrote “had” instead.
@@cheesehahamanisback ah okay
when i was little i started reading i survived books and i drew Hit-3r and showed my brother 💀
I have a story about my mom
My mom went to go see Bambi when she was younger, about 7-8, in the movie theater with my gran. Mind you, my grandparents are oldschool hunters, so my mom was used to the idea of shooting a deer. So when Bambis mom died and the crowd of children started crying, my mom apparently laughed and said "theyll be having deer for dinner!".
Needless to say my gran was embarrassed
My uncle did the same in class when he was a kid. If I recall the story correctly he got in trouble for making a classmate cry.
W mom
I'd be embarrassed too if my child called venison 'deer'.
B A S E D
I remembered watching Lion King dvd, and when Mufasa's died, I just have deadpan face, no reaction. Hell, I don't fell sad at all. I just watch it without emotion because it's just cartoon anyway. Was surprised when I found out other kids cry when he died lmao
Whoever is the “IVE BEEN EXPECTING YOU KID” I gotta say, that had to be the most greatest way of introducing yourself. That was so god damn legendary it’s untouchable to recreate a meeting better then that…
if only the kid had sunglasses, a (fake) pipe, and a british accent..
Lmfao what a legend
@@lielielovinyouWho’s to say they didn’t?
*dark souls boss music starts playing*
jokes aside that kid should be in a videogame as an powerful boss, and by powerful i mean VERY, VERY, VERY, powerful.
Blofeld Jr.
a convo between me and my friends little sister while tucking her in:
“sweet dreams”
then she whispered “are made of this”
once when I was like four i told my brother
“the outside world is cursed… don’t ever go out”
and then he went outside and got hit on the head with a hammer.
He came back in and told me:
“How can you see the future?”
All I said was:
“I am no god… but instead a Satan spawn. I’m another life. Hell spawned me here to watch you suffer”
Turns out I thought the word ‘Satan spawn’ meant ‘gremlin’
In our elementary school, there was common for kids to write short stories as school projects. In the bookself of my classroom, there was two probably over ten-page-long short stories (not even hand-written!) written by two 6th graders that were at least four years older than I. Both stories shared the name "Dark Light" but were two separate stories, apparently set in the same universe. Both stories revolved around some sort of dark forces moving around the life of the main character, both young girls. The protagonist of the first one manages to fight against the evil force and in the end win. In the other story, the protagonist never solves the mystery and ends up ending her own life after suddenly losing her mother and her newborn brother in an accident. Both stories also started with this poem that sounded way too eerie to be written by kids. The poem roughly translates to (from Finnish language):
"Dark like the night,
Darker is his heart.
Black like the mind of wolf,
Blacker is his mind."
I have no idea what was going on with these two kids but I hope they are alive and well somewhere. I also hope they became fantasy authors when they grew up.
We will probably never know who those kids are, but now I have hope I will one day unknowingly pick up a book written by one of them and it will be awesome.
me too
Well this poem sounds like something written in early romantic or pre-romantic period, due to having both gothic dark elements, existencial question that can be asigned to emotional sphere and northern animalistic/natural elements, so this may help with finding the poem if it indeed has not been written by said 6th graders.
The other thing is that those stories don't sound out of place to me as someone who wrote a storie about a secret sindicate like organisation which organised hunts for kids in a town, took them to a abandoned mantion in a forest and commited sacrificial killings on them one by one while the others where forced to watch. I should also mention that the story was written from pov of one of the kids that got killed and I was around 6th or 7th grade when I wrote it. I also ilustrated this story with all it's gory details. Well I was just depressed and bored to death during class.
Damn... that was pretty goth. In a good way of course.
Deltarune be like:
This was insane
The shittiest thing I remember saying as a baby was "I despise you" to my mum for no reason because I had just learned the world. Obviously surprised, she asked "why? I love you"
I thought for a few seconds, then said "then I pise you"
Nice recovery
Aww!
that was kinda adorable lol
Thats just true love, man :')
I misread It as "then I piss you"
The “upside down clown” sounds like something from a 90’s horror movie
one time when i was a 4 year old in my great-grandmothers birthday i yelled "ugly in the face, good in the ass" because someone said it to me and i cant remember who
My parents never let me forget that as a kid this nice lady gave me what has now always been my favorite toy, as she handed it to be I looked up and replied "OH your so old" I didn't even thank her 💀
SKUHUUUUUUUUUUUUL EMOJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Nawww thats foul
My mum recently told me that when I was very little I had described her as "a glass cushion", because she's cuddly and comforting like a cushion, but fragile (she was often ill and we had to be gentle with her). I think that's quite sweet, not creepy like the things in the video, but I thought it was worth mentioning because kids have a tendency to say bizarre combinations of words that most people wouldn't consider using.
Just replying random person, these kids are fearless of cussing o-o
shut up stale fence.
C'mon, it's like glass cannon but... Cushion... Yeash no thats odd.
@@secretbaguette Glass cannon implies the person attacks you and does harm. My mum has always been harmless, sweet and comforting, she's just physically and emotionally sensitive, so rough-housing would physically hurt her and screaming at her would make her anxious
Aww!
I wrote a poem about iPad kids earlier...
"Reflective maw stretched open wide
Gleaming Like Lovecraft's fairy lights
Empty eyes find empty pleasure
Within the dreamleech's maw, little tethers
Devouring our young, not body but soul
Devouring potential, their worldly control
Within a young headphoned one's helpless eyes
A touchscreen's work brings slow demise"
Dreamleech, Dec 10, 2023
HOLY SHI-
The thumbnail is a fnaf song
one time, in about first grade, the teachers enforced that when we would write that we would always have to make the space a finger width apart. me being a perfectionist was once writing something in class and accidently made two words too close together. instead of erasing it, I drew a finger in the space in-between to show that it was actually a finger width apart but just didn't look that way. I started doodling, making it more and more realistic. I added the wrinkles, the nail, the shape, everything. suddenly my teacher walks up to me and starts lecturing me, getting real mad and telling me how absurd and inappropriate my drawing was and threatening to tell the principle. As you could expect, I was very confused at the time as of why she was so stirred up, only for me to now realize that a realistic drawing of a finger, a badly realistic drawing of a finger, looks a lot like a dick. I was the only innocent one, she was just being dirty minded.
Nobody ever told you you're supposed to write words a dickwidth apart?
I used to draw fingers in between every word because I thought that was what you were meant to do
@@RyanTosh sooo, about an inch?
@@robertmcdowell6084 It varies per person, like the rest of handwriting.
I thought you were going to reveal a hand "giving the fingers"/"flipping the bird" 😅
When I was a child I asked my mom if she was happy then proceeded to say "when you smile, it's not in your eyes"
“As an empath” origin story
0:53 This reminds me of when my best friend wrote a line in a book she was writing that said, "The government spun around in his chair." I've been INSPECTING you..." This was two days ago and she's turning 14 in September of this year......
1:48 Windy Castle good. Windy Castle fun. You love Windy Castle.
I once had a dream of my little brother being murdered, and it started with him hearing his name being called from outside his window. He was not told about the dream at all. The next morning, he asked me if I was calling his name from outside last night. Scary af, I was incredibly paranoid for a few weeks after that.
I- lemme just think abt that for a second
Fck, sounds like a start to a horror story
Maybe you were sleepwalking?
@arandomzoomer4837 definitely not, I've never had any history of sleepwalking and my mom's husband at the time was an insomniac so he would've seen me if I had.
Idk why this reminds me of mom, she thinks I bring good luck and fortune wherever I go, cuz when I was born dad got a great job and bought a new car. I hope she is right lol.. I mean I did find some money stuck to my bike wheel last week…
I used to work in a nursery and had this little japanese turtle charm on my bag. I told this little girl that the charm is for longevity to which she said: "Yeah, but one day it will stop working and that's a good day to die!" with the sweetest little smile on her face.
I kinda get it but also no.
That kid writing down the FNAF song lyrics is sooo insanely me i immediately knew what I was about to see when he said the title lmao
“Scrape scrape scrape your eyes scrape your eyes todayyyy” got me dying
I remember being extremely obsessed with My Little Pony back in the day. Though, as most of you probably know, it's fanbase was batshit insane. Especially the fanart. For some reason there's a lot of surprisingly violent fanart of the kid's show. You could easily find some detailed art on RUclips and Google of colorful horses bleeding to death. And me, who was going down the unfortunate career of being an artist, was inspired by them and wanted to make my own.
So yeah. If you were to flip through 10 year old me's sketchbooks, you would find crudely drawn ponies being tortured and torn apart. Though I have to admit the bloody pony drawings were probably why I'm able to stomach a lot of non-live action horror nowadays.
I wasn’t any different. I still look back at 10 year old me and ask “WHAT WERE YOU DOING?!?”. MLP was unhealthy for my mind.
Had the same thing happen to me but when I got bored with MLP I casualy jumped to creepy pasta with assistance of my friend and started watching Lavendertown's videose. Now it got me to studing urban legends, their origines and how they spread, also some folklore, demonology (due to some folk beliefs being rooted in it), history and ethnology so it can had some positive impact.
Mlp fandom is a really weird one ngl
Most of those fanarts could be MLP creepypastas like Pinkemena, Rainbow Factory, that one SFM bat-shit crazy Rarity and so on. They were very much popular and very much graphic so yeah...we were just witnessing Rarity peel off Rainbow Dash's skin to make dresses.
DUDE I USED TO DRAW HUMANS HANGING ON THE CEILING AND THEM GETTING SAWED IN HALF BY PINKAMENA MY MINDSET WAS NOT OKAY
That book one made me ascend the nostalgia i got in that moment
If my own child said something like these things I’m gonna be like “excuse me what?!”
5:11 (and thumbnail) Lmao.. This is actually the (partially misremembered) lyrics to the FNaF 3 song by TheLivingTombstone, "Die in a Fire". Based on the drawings, it seems this kid also drew bits of the animation made by a RUclips animator who goes by shgurr.
Kid has got good taste
yes and hi kogasa from touhou project
@@cockatoo6944 hi
Kid knows what he likes
I was waiting the whole video to see this comment
I don't remember if I've made this joke before, but Matt sounds like the Stanley Parable narrator's evil brother.
Holy moly, you're right
not evil i think just more ...disturbed like the narrator after he voiced call me kevins playthrough
He really does
Bold of you to assume that the Stanley Parable narrator isn’t evil.
That's a British accent.
When I was a kid I called myself “well-endowed” to my parents because I thought it meant I was responsible. It does not mean responsible.
When i was a child i used to play this very specific game of hide and seek with my best friends at the time, were you would hide somewhere, and instead of making noises to hint at your location to the seeker, you'd have to *fart* for the seeker to follow the smell.
I AM DYING LMAFKOO
I have my own story about this! I was the child in the story actually. It was in kindergarten and I was sitting with my assigned seat mates and we were all coloring. And then out of nowhere, I blurted out to them, “Hey, I wonder what you guys would look like when you’re dead?” Understandably, they went to the teacher about it and I was horrified to hear what I’d just said to them.
And in case anyone was wondering why I didn’t stop myself before I said that, I was having a really weird out of body experience and my mouth just kind of ran on its own. It was weird.
that explanation leaves me with far more questions than answers
@@aromanticfranziskavonkarma honestly? same
I have a similar story. I was about 9 and at youth group, and my youth leader said that her pet dog had just turned 19. I replied with "Wow, that means he's gonna die soon!"
I didn't understand why she got kind of upset when I said that.
POSSESSED you were POSSESSED speak to an EXORCIST to be rid if your DEMONS
Shiiiit.
That's actually kind of funny lol.
Something I said as a little kid that still haunts me because my mum keeps bringing it up is that after I heard about the concept of marriage, I had decided that I would marry my best friend because all I understood was that you marry people you really like and that you marry as ab adult (because of this I also said that I'd marry my sister at one point but that's neither here nor there), so I ended up creating all these little wedding invitations for me at my friend and then handing them out to people, but then I didn't give one to my mum, so when she asked why, I responded "oh you'll be dead by then".
There was no way to predict where this story was going
omf
lol
I somehow had the same thought as a kid but I didn’t go as far as making the invitations 😂
God damn brutal lmao
When I was younger I said “My favourite part in Bambi is when the mum dies.”
I'd much rather go through a FNAF phase, Undertale phase, emo phase, Homestuck phase, creepypasta phase, black metal phase, and 4chan phase all during a single life if that means not going through a skibidi toilet brain rot.
The "scrape your eyes" one has me crying laughing. I literally have no idea why I find it so funny but I've legitimately been cracking up at it for at least 3 minutes
Got to be the today part at the end that tone got me
Scrape, scrape, scrape your eyes! Scrape your eyes today!
scrape your eyes to-dAYYY!~
I know a kid who says similar things all the time. Once he built a structure of straws pointing upwards and tried to jump onto them. When I asked what he was doing he said "It's my new game, "impale yourself"!"
I couldn't enjoy it. My English lacks any knowledge of that word. I guess it isn't used in online conversations that much.
When I was about 7 years old, I had said something quite similar to “I’m here to see the corpse”. We were at my great-aunts funeral, and once we got in, I had said, “Right, we’re here now, so where’s the corpse?”. My mom then said “Shh, don’t say that” through quiet laughter.
I bet she had a good laugh
My daughter was super jazzed about learning about the life cycle in kindergarten. For an entire week she drew dozens of pictures of various types of animals (including humans) meeting up, living life, making babies, feeding their babies, then the whole family being devoured somehow, then the whole mess becoming soil for flowers to grow in (with a gentle smiling sun illuminating every scene, so the viewer would remember not to be frightened because "it's just nature.")
When I was like 4, my mom was driving me somewhere, and we passed a graveyard, and I said to her "Hey Mom! Remember when we walked through that graveyard over there? I wasn't born yet, but I could see through your stomach."
I vividly remember the story of a six year old, who was supposed to write one for homework and then presented it in front of the class. He did.
It involved dogs (nice), kidnapping (okay, interesting) and the brutal shredding of said kidnappers in heavy machinery as the grand finale (what the fuck).
That was quite something.
my god
calling it now, that kid owned and had seen the ending of a dog's life on ps2. look it up, that's basically how the game ends for some reason!
sounds like something i would have written as a child-
Aha! I can one up that! In year six, a girl wrote a story about a teenager who murdered her best friend (Eh) and then, the teen's abusive mother sewed her lips shut with a needle and gave her extreme plastic suregery so she woud be "perfect" and not speak to the outside world and confess her crimes.
@@akkadia_6605 my god x2
I was much more wholesome as a child. My mum would sometimes talk about not being able to find something, because the gnomes must have taken it (that's a thing people say here).
One day, we were talking about sleeping (I think when she came to tuck me in) and I invented a new imaginary character on the spot called Gnome Silly-beard (Kabouter Gekbaardje in Dutch) who'd supposedly help me fall asleep at night by telling me stories or reading to me (don't remember exactly).
I didn't mean much by it, but my mum loved it so much that she brought him up a few times, so I kept inventing more elaborate stories about him to make her smile ♥️
That's so wholesome
Kabouter Gekbaartje klinkt super schattig
@@DiamondAppendixVODs Thank you 😁
@@yarno8086 Hahaha dankje! 😂
Such a kind gnome!
“HERE TO SEE THE CORPSE.” has to be the best 💀
i once saw a 6 yr old. he lloked me in the eyes and said: "life is impermanance. everything you do, will be forgotten".
The first parent-teacher meeting my mom had to attend was focused on my drawing of Nancy Thompson's house from "Nightmare on Elm Street". I figured the house on its own wasn't very scary so I added skeleton kids, Freddy Kreuger, and, in a stroke of brilliance I later came to regret, a dismembered dog with its collar still attached to the doghouse, which was the only part I colored in before journal time ended.
My gram let me watch horror movies and I loved her so much for it
I got a phone call home in like fourth grade because I drew my friends tied to the train tracks.
Metal AF.
@@jabble__ haha sick!
Lol. Sounds like me with my kids.
We watch zombie flicks and such all the time. They absolutely LOVE it!
I always make sure there isn't any sexy scenes first...but I don't mind my kids watching gruesome violence...
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I drew Raven from Teen Titans Go and got forced to have a meeting with the school bc i labeled her as a half demon.
I was in YEAR TWO
I work with little kids (my class is 3-5 year olds) and some of the things they say honestly make me question everything. However, my personal favorite still has to be the time, many years ago before I lead a classroom, when a little 3 year-old girl told me to "watch out for the gingivitis." Never been more afraid of anything else in my entire life.
Teach your class about the gingivitis
kid must have a dentist as a parent 😂😭 or recently had a dentist presenting at their school
But I don't want to be a ginger :(
@@pholidia8175south park is that you
I have a little story of something I told my mom when I was a toddler.
We were at a Goodwill, and she decided to take me along. Idk why, it's irrelevant to the story.
She was about to turn into one isle, one that had a display above the racks of clothing, when little me grabbed her shirt and tugged on it to get her attention.
"Bobby says not to go down there."
10 minutes later, the display above the rack fell into the isle she was about to turn into.
So thanks, Bobby.
I thought the book is just a coincidence even the characters are, but then I saw it all and realised it is really not
I was teaching at kindergarten during Halloween time. One kid asked me what the difference between ghosts with a blanket and ghosts without one is. I told her I didn't know and asked her what she thought about it. She said: "The ghosts with the blanket on are evil. The ghosts without the blanket are good." I still don't know what that means.
Ghosts in a blanket = KKK maybe?
@@Schm1dtstorm oh gosh, I don't think she's aware of that, we don't even live in the US.
visible bad, invisible good
@@equilibrum999 ok I kinda get that
@@equilibrum999 Yeah that'd be my guess too.
I once, as my mother tells it, saw a magnolia tree's flowers blooming during spring. This apparently lead to me saying that it was "like tiny little sausage rolls bursting into laughter". Lovely metaphor, didn't know that I even knew what a sausage roll was when I was a year old.
just googled magnolia flowers and omg they really do look like that
@@xylophone_8888 I can't see it.
My mind has no imagination.
My homeroom teacher’s 4 year old answers that she wants to be a villain when asked what she wants to be when she grows up
Going through a super old sketchbook of mine that I don't use anymore, I came across a sketch of a creepy, wide, momo like face, and me, along with my sister who sometimes vandalized these kinds of books would NEVER draw something like that in there...
When Matt uploads, his voice stays in my head narrating things for like 3 days, and I LOVE IT
Same
S K U L L E M O J I
@@RCHProductionsYT 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
RIGHT HE IS A NARRATOR. NO HE IS THE NARRATOR!!! STANLEY PARABLE (kevan brightning)
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According to my mother, I once started suddenly talking into the hallway when I was sitting in my parents' bedroom as a kid. Apparently, I said "you can leave now. They can't see you.", and when they questioned who I was talking to, I responded "the man in the hallway with the black eyes."
Apparently, I also once said that there was someone sitting on my pillow when I was lying in bed with a fever. I don't remember either of these events.
That’s terrifying. I had a severe fever one night too (102) and at about 2am I woke up absolutely convinced that I was not Keith but something that Replaced my 6 year old self. I pleaded with my mom hysterically that I was not her son even though I looked like him and that alien creatures had taken the real me. I also looked everywhere for a cylindrical object that I apparently needed that I can still picture today in my head.
It was absolutely wild.
Sounds like sleep paralysis.
shit childhood schizophrenia is rare but real. Also forgetting the psychotic break is a thing
1:21 “Here to see the corpse” is fucken insane
That kid is going though their FNaF phase and I love it
ive had a horrible day and matt never fails to make me laugh
i hope youre okay mate :(
also stop the reply to this comment i havent heard the term gacha heat since like 2020 😭
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@@j_cannot_type im doing better now but a good bit of my state is on tornado watch so thats worrying
@@j_cannot_type glad i never had a gacha phase