The ONE time I had EVER had the farts in MY LIFE, my wife woke up out of a dead sleep and rushed to the bathroom. Once there, she violently heaved her guts out… Now, she sleeps in the spare bedroom and the dog sleeps in bed with me. Depending on your situation, this is a loss or a WIN!!
I have two Pugs and they have lived up to the Pug's famous reputation. They fart constantly. Pugs are notoriously the sleepiest breed of dog and when they're not sleeping they're farting. Hell they fart while they sleep.
Male version. Man 1: "Did you fart"? Man 2: "Yes"! Man 1 and 2" hahahahahahha". Job Done, 2 seconds of discussion leading to a shared opportunity for joy and laughter. Women: two minutes 45 seconds of lies and deceit leading to arguments.
So go over to this girl's house to meet her parents for the first time and needless to say, I was kinda nervous and I could feel my belly start to rumble "Oh boy, I'm gonna have to fart like a mule". I walk inside and her dad is sitting in his recliner reading a newspaper. I decide to sit on the couch with their dog at my feet, that way I can fart and blame it on the dog. I squeeze one out and her father says to the dog "Duke". I'm thinking "Oh cool ... he thinks it's the dog". So I let out an even louder one. And this time her dad yells at the dog "Dammit Duke !!!".... haha!!! he still thinks it's the dog. So this time I really let one rip, and her dad throws his newspaper down and yells "DAMMIT DUKE!!! GET OVER HERE BEFORE HE SH*TS ON YA!!!" 😄🤣😝🤪
@@qua7771 My farts are religious. I slipped one out in the Kaiser hospital parking garage elevator. Some big guy turned around and looked at me and said ''JESUS CHRIST!'' Might have been my sandals or my beard. He thought I was someone else.
I was hoping it was Sabrina (the accuser) who farted, the whole time. And her friend was just being nice and pretending she didn't know. Then the scene ends with a similar convo with the dog.
Life lessons: Just goes to show you that to have a true friendship, you have to put up with some shit every once in a while. Also, you find that, in life, to get to the truth, you sometimes have to listen to an asshole, weather you want to or not.
If I fart... I own up to it. I remember someone in high school said to me (after I cut the cheese in the cafeteria during lunch) "You damn stinky bastard!" because since I always admitted that I did it, they assumed it was me. I laughed so hard I think I let another 1 go. Also, the 1st 2 dogs I had would only let SBDs & it stunk like hell when they did. My current dog often makes noise when she farts.
"Labiasians can always tell species of fart... because they don't live with a man. Men can pass off their fart for a dog-fart everyday, because their women don't care whose it is." ~ Mark Twaint
My wife goes berserk if I fart. I've perfected a night time routine that guarantees a silent fart under the duvet, when I'm about to rip I pull my arse cheek to one side and it just slips quietly out with a gentle puffft.........then I just hope that the smell doesn't creep out of the duvet too pungently.
Years ago I had a few fellow managers over to my apartment. One of them, Christine, was very proper. I heard and then smelled a fart and yelled "Roxy !!!" (My dog at the time). A few minutes go by and I heard it again so again I yelled "ROXY !!!!!" ...... Minutes go by and I heard it again and yelled "Roxy will you get away from Christine before she shits on you !!!" Now this didn't actually happen, the farting, but I did tell our workers that it did and they believed it and periodically brought it up to her.
Good things come in small packages. This is a cute, nice small channel. Doesn't mean anything, but subscribed and liked. * Have a great day today **smile** *
Meeting my new brother in law for the first time we were sitting at his mothers table. He was sitting over there talking to me and shitting himself, well I thought he was. He thought what a nasty rude man sitting at my mothers table crapping in his pants. We started accusing each other and it got loud and vocal. I was ready to take him out back whoop his ass, about then a dog calmly walk out from underneath the table took a few steps and stretched his back legs and farted. We looked at each other and busted out into laughter for 10 min. We became great friends.
The dog is SO sweet. She looks a lot like my friend's beloved Irish Staffie who was with us until October (she made 15). You love a dog forever. x
"Farts are fun, they're just shit without the mess." - George Carlin
Never happen between two guys. The guy laughing the hardest did the crime, simple as that.
LOL :))
Its good to be a man....
Damn straight brother!!
This is why I love dogs. They are loyal. No other friend will sh!t in your living room to cover up your intestinal indiscretions. Good doggie.
eat that 1984 cookie
Always blame the dog, cause he can't defend itself.
Woman that will fart over and over, deny it and has a dog that will shit in her defense:
MARRIAGE MATERIAL
Nothing beats the loyalty of a DOG...
NOTHING!
They take so much crap from us. Doggos are the coolest.
Can't beat a bit o crop dusting in the supermarket to embarrass the Mrs.
I hope this video gets turned into a series on Netflix. I was literally on the edge of my toilet seat watching this.
Are you also fooling yourself with Netflix ?
The chick reading the National Enquirer farted.
My wife has renamed our bedroom the Gas Chamber
The ONE time I had EVER had the farts in MY LIFE, my wife woke up out of a dead sleep and rushed to the bathroom. Once there, she violently heaved her guts out… Now, she sleeps in the spare bedroom and the dog sleeps in bed with me. Depending on your situation, this is a loss or a WIN!!
...and the bed the "Fart Sack"😁
The fart shack weird al should have done a song on that I'm surprised that he didn't
I have two Pugs and they have lived up to the Pug's famous reputation. They fart constantly. Pugs are notoriously the sleepiest breed of dog and when they're not sleeping they're farting. Hell they fart while they sleep.
If anyone ever asks you “Was that a fart”? Just say “Some of it”.
"I'm not finished yet..."
LOL =D
Unexpected ending. Love it
That's a good dog.
Species of fart...😂😂😂
Male version.
Man 1: "Did you fart"?
Man 2: "Yes"!
Man 1 and 2" hahahahahahha".
Job Done, 2 seconds of discussion leading to a shared opportunity for joy and laughter.
Women: two minutes 45 seconds of lies and deceit leading to arguments.
I claim mine, they are undeniable and I am proud, just ask my family.
😂😂😂
If you slip away quietly, you are automatically blamed.
Hahaha love the ending,a true friend!
WHOEVER DID IT. I LOVE 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 THEM....I LOVE 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 FARTING WOMEN.... WHOEVER FARTED...JUST SAY IT...I LOVE YOU....
You guys are sick...I love it, lol.
Now that was a funny video. Much better than some tv I've seen lately.
Funny and interesting. Great and very clever. Great sense of humor.
The one who smelt it delt it
The one who denied it supplied it!! Ha!! Lol
The one that said the rhymn did the crime
But the one blamed it flamed it
Omg you guys. You got’em all!!
The one who waft it boft it
"The Fart" always gets the shit-end!!
That's so sweet Best Friends Forever
Dogs never lie
Sweetie doggy! 🙂
When I fart the windows rattle.
Lol, I wish there was a way to love this vid
an emotional roller-coaster
My bird used to tell me girls don't fart they "pass wind"
My horse is called Hoof Hearted 🎉😂
One of the best videos I’ve ever seen
The dog always gets blamed.
The dog is always blamed 😂
@Lady Elton22 Triumph the Insult Comic Dog informed me about this mattter. Fart Court is harsh, butt some winds are worse than others.
I just love dogs.
The one that smelt it dealt it always been true. Thank God there is no smelly vision
The one that rhymed it crimed it. Cmon now
na eh ...whoever denied it supplied it
For every 61.8 farts, there is a likely 1 shart
Nope
haha XD so true LOL so very true! LOL
Omg this was funny a.f..loved this
So go over to this girl's house to meet her parents for the first time and needless to say, I was kinda nervous and I could feel my belly start to rumble "Oh boy, I'm gonna have to fart like a mule". I walk inside and her dad is sitting in his recliner reading a newspaper. I decide to sit on the couch with their dog at my feet, that way I can fart and blame it on the dog.
I squeeze one out and her father says to the dog "Duke". I'm thinking "Oh cool ... he thinks it's the dog". So I let out an even louder one. And this time her dad yells at the dog "Dammit Duke !!!".... haha!!! he still thinks it's the dog. So this time I really let one rip, and her dad throws his newspaper down and yells "DAMMIT DUKE!!! GET OVER HERE BEFORE HE SH*TS ON YA!!!"
😄🤣😝🤪
Awwwe the real friendship......nice video
A lit match will always lead you to the source.
As someone who almost always gets blamed for the fart in the room, I want to clear the air and admit I did fart while watching this vid. d:
So much for clearing the air 😂
I knew it wasn't me!
So we know why you get blamed.
i did too 🤣🤣
Thanks for sharing that intimate moment you had.
That's right. Blame the dog that can't defend himself.
Wow, farts are serious business with those two.
national geographic and national enquirer seriously
I get 106 decibels out of my spinx-tor. But I always say I'm sorry.....''I'm sorry, I should have saved it for a stuck elevator''.
They don't teach fart etiquette in school.
@@qua7771 My farts are religious. I slipped one out in the Kaiser hospital parking garage elevator. Some big guy turned around and looked at me and said ''JESUS CHRIST!'' Might have been my sandals or my beard. He thought I was someone else.
@@kimmer6 Mine wake up the neighbors. I'm concerned about getting a carbon tax.
Guys....He who smelt it....delt it... 70 yr old words of wisdom
I was hoping it was Sabrina (the accuser) who farted, the whole time. And her friend was just being nice and pretending she didn't know. Then the scene ends with a similar convo with the dog.
And yet, another reason dogs are better than people...
Life lessons: Just goes to show you that to have a true friendship, you have to put up with some shit every once in a while. Also, you find that, in life, to get to the truth, you sometimes have to listen to an asshole, weather you want to or not.
Greetings to my soul-siblings out there that also know the difference between dog fart and human fart. Ours is not an easy burden.
The dog was gonna take the blame lolz
Brilliant!
As soon as I figured out who farted, I busted.
Can't wait to see the movie...
Wow!! What a fart.😳😂😂😂😂.
Someone finally gets it... Thank you...
What a fantastic video.
Yeah right blame the poor dog 🐕
dog farts are different than a humans lol.. they equally as bad! 😂
If I fart...
I own up to it.
I remember someone in high school said to me (after I cut the cheese in the cafeteria during lunch) "You damn stinky bastard!" because since I always admitted that I did it, they assumed it was me.
I laughed so hard I think I let another 1 go.
Also, the 1st 2 dogs I had would only let SBDs & it stunk like hell when they did.
My current dog often makes noise when she farts.
It seems like I can't imagine a super hott woman doing this however seems hott women get away with just about everything
Who smelt it dealt it.
These antibiotics makin me fart a lot lately. XD long n loud!
The ending was great!
"Labiasians can always tell species of fart... because they don't live with a man.
Men can pass off their fart for a dog-fart everyday, because their women don't care whose it is."
~ Mark Twaint
poor dog
We don't deserve dogs
If I feel a fart coming I’ll lift one leg up and let it out hard and fast.
The music turned this into a God tier video.
I don't always fart. But when I do.........it's a doozy.
when dudes fart they fan it at you, and both comment on the stench, then comes the revenge fart.
The one who denied it supplied it
If you smelt it you dealt it
That's just too funny! Rusty in eastern Tennessee
Hi
That’s freakin epic
She might be stinky but she's beautiful.
I accuse my wife of blowing kisses.
My wife goes berserk if I fart. I've perfected a night time routine that guarantees a silent fart under the duvet, when I'm about to rip I pull my arse cheek to one side and it just slips quietly out with a gentle puffft.........then I just hope that the smell doesn't creep out of the duvet too pungently.
Woman are so different then men - we all bust ass like cannons around each other
Actually its not true who smelt it dealt it. . I keep quiet and some one else always smells it first
The one who denied it, is the one who supplied it.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 i hate that the algorithm shows us this stuff half a decade too late
This is obviously an act- Everyone knows cute, pretty girls like these two are incapable of farting...
Species farts. Very good.
Years ago I had a few fellow managers over to my apartment. One of them, Christine, was very proper. I heard and then smelled a fart and yelled "Roxy !!!" (My dog at the time). A few minutes go by and I heard it again so again I yelled "ROXY !!!!!" ...... Minutes go by and I heard it again and yelled "Roxy will you get away from Christine before she shits on you !!!" Now this didn't actually happen, the farting, but I did tell our workers that it did and they believed it and periodically brought it up to her.
Always blame it on the dog.
A skunk smells its own hole first lol
Whew. That's got some hang time ....
pull my finger ! Sunday afternoon thing, while cooking for my Dad. He would too. I'd let one go and carry on cooking. It's just a fart.
The redhead gal is beautiful.
Good dog.. doggie deserves a bone 🦴 for the cover up.
Always fart, never admit it. Always blame it on somebody else.
Be kind to animals.
Good things come in small packages. This is a cute, nice small channel. Doesn't mean anything, but subscribed and liked. * Have a great day today **smile** *
well, ok. no one else said it. He/she who smelt it dealt it.
In my house we don’t blame the dog because it’s almost always either me or her so we just assume.
Our cat has the worst farts ever.
Meeting my new brother in law for the first time we were sitting at his mothers table. He was sitting over there talking to me and shitting himself, well I thought he was. He thought what a nasty rude man sitting at my mothers table crapping in his pants. We started accusing each other and it got loud and vocal. I was ready to take him out back whoop his ass, about then a dog calmly walk out from underneath the table took a few steps and stretched his back legs and farted. We looked at each other and busted out into laughter for 10 min.
We became great friends.
I like the fart girl she's funny.
It was me!
She who smelt it dealt it
Plot twist: it was plaid -shirt- shart