hehehehhehehehhehhehhehehehehehehehehheehheheheheehhehehhehehehehehhehehehehhehhehehehehehehheheheheehehheehehheeeheehhhehehehehehehebehehehehehheheheheheheehhehehehh ha old abhing am i right
"We got something... Alright, it's human." This guy just came from the middle of City 17 to Black Mesa East in 10 minutes by jumping backwards, smacking people on the head with shit, jumping off stuff to fly 200 feet away, and *flying* a boat. He is *clearly* not human.
Combine guard: DR BREEN Breen: Yes? CG: It's Gordon Freeman... he's... he's.... just look. Breen: *sees Gordon flying around breaking physics* ... w...what the.. *sees him literally flying at the beach* .... dear god. CG: Oh god, what the fuck do we do?! We're so dead! Breen:.... Pray to your Gods. That's what we d- *Gordon smashes through the window and violently crowbars Breen to death* CG: O- *dies instantly from a cup thrown at his face at high velocity.* Gordon: ... *flies off to the elevator room*
UpInFlam3z And he says that when it have taken you 3 days in-game time so they should mod that sentence to be: You've done a shitload of greats things in just one f*cking hour!
@@mehmetcaneren4042 Definitely, even though he used noclip at some points as well which was kind of disappointing. I'd much rather see a completely legit speedrun.
@@pastordoctormartinssempa7502 It's been two years since you said this but i just wanted to point out that the runners don't use noclip in the speedruns, it is just a glitch that allows you to flythrough the walls
cambuurrinse It's ABH. Originally, the game had a glitch where if you jumped, you would gain speed on each jump and so you'd soon be moving very fast. Valve fixed that by introducing a way that after jump, your speed would be reduced to ordinary max movement speed if you jump while moving very fast. What they are doing is tricking the game into thinking they are going forwards when they are going backwards, or thinking they are going backwards when they are going forwards, so that each speed reduction the game engine does actually increases their speed dramatically. This trick is very easy to accomplish(and I've had lots of fun replicating stunts done here). Basic trick is that you need to run backwards very fast(use shift), jump very fast, press crouch, and let go of back key for the game to think you are moving forwards. If you are going forwards, you want to press strafe key + backwards key so that the game thinks you are going backwards(strafe key is needed to keep your speed high enough that the game keeps trying to reduce your speed, thus increasing it. If you only pressed back key, just that button alone would be enough to reduce your forward speed enough that the game stops trying to slow you down, which means you're not getting speed boost). To jump fast enough you quickly notice that spamming space bar is getting difficult very quickly. For that reason everyone binds jumping to their mousewheel, so that every scrolling movement causes you to jump several times, thus making it a lot easier to jump fast enough. You can then use this in game. After practicing it in game for a bit(say, starting a new game at Route Kanal gives you a nice hallway to practice it in), you can then jump into coast and start trying to replicate what you saw here. I found it tremendously fun puzzle game to try to do just that, and I heartily recommend it to anyone. Makes you appreciate tricks done here on a whole new level, and after you manage to boost yourself into flying around the map, it's tremendously fun as well.
All these quotes about how fast gordon travels to the lab on foot and broke Alyx's record, not to mention the G-Man telling you about your great deal in the short time span... all these lines have a whole new meaning in this speedrun.
@@alpercolak7735 no idea what I meant here, and I'm too afraid to watch this entire video to find out what the meaning of "Speedrun = Barney uncensored" is. Me over 4 years ago is an enigma
being 5000 miles up in a building filled witch soldiers that have guns? no I am more afraid of the 30 something year old man jumping 2000 miles From island to island :P
*Advisor:* So...you saw Gordon flying faster than the light and you couldn't get him? *Breen:* Why didn't the 'Weapon Confiscation Field' confiscate his weapons? *Alyx:* We might have some time to get out of--- *EXPLOSION!* *executλble:* Nice *_{CENSORED}_* :)
LucaTurilli89 I'm not sure they are using scripts. They might be, but I could replicate some of the stunts performed in the coast section without any scripts, the most impressive one being 42:25 leap across the bridge.
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"Minor Fracture Detected."
HE JUST JUMPED OVER A LAKE
hehehehhehehehhehhehhehehehehehehehehheehheheheheehhehehhehehehehehhehehehehhehhehehehehehehheheheheehehheehehheeeheehhhehehehehehehebehehehehehheheheheheheehhehehehh ha old abhing am i right
Time?
@@charbelalam2648 Dr Freeman?
@@pietroseiji9621 is it really that time again.... 🙂
@@hiimaRandomGamer It seems as if you only just arrived.
"We don't go to Ravenholm" - yeah, well, we just fly through it.
I'm dying. That's so funny.
where?
i didnt see it
*Alyx:* Remember him from Black Mesa?
* *points to wall* *
*Gordon:* Oh yes I remember brick/001_blend
brilliant joke my dude.
Haha lol
I always find it funny that VALVe tried to take out bunnyhopping and accidentally installed an even more powerful movement glitch in its place.
nopushbutton if you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can imagine
My question is why try to fix it in single player games it's just stupid
@@celeb-seventeen Probably just a engine side change that applies to every game
I'm you, but better.
What's better than bhopping?
"Hello Doctor Freeman, the car is all ready for you"
No thanks, imma walk.
*moonwalk
***** *brownie
***** I am still a brownie inside
probably gay
***** thanks, captain SonicFan101
you made me cry
Bronies, sonic fans, army scouts, nobody belongs here. OP should throw us all away.
"I can't believe you made it so quickly on foot"
on fly**
I believe he even broke the World Record, honey.
That's what she said
Plays Half-Life 2: doesn't use the crowbar once.
They don't even pick up the crowbar, you realise? :D
edit WOAH how the hell did I get -almost- over 30 likes and not notice
Nice may may bro
I never use it, the gravity gun does the crowbars job and does it better.
"We got something... Alright, it's human."
This guy just came from the middle of City 17 to Black Mesa East in 10 minutes by jumping backwards, smacking people on the head with shit, jumping off stuff to fly 200 feet away, and *flying* a boat. He is *clearly* not human.
I don't think they're human either. He's jumping on their heads on a regular basis just for fun.
Combine guard: DR BREEN
Breen: Yes?
CG: It's Gordon Freeman... he's... he's.... just look.
Breen: *sees Gordon flying around breaking physics* ... w...what the.. *sees him literally flying at the beach* .... dear god.
CG: Oh god, what the fuck do we do?! We're so dead!
Breen:.... Pray to your Gods. That's what we d- *Gordon smashes through the window and violently crowbars Breen to death*
CG: O- *dies instantly from a cup thrown at his face at high velocity.*
Gordon: ... *flies off to the elevator room*
And into the sunset...
But he didn't bring a crowbar with him!
Porkchop ss no srsly in the speedrun they didn't even take the crowbar.
Hahahaha I'm dying xD
TheHybrid violently shoots Breen to death*
Combine: "WHAT..."
Zombies:"...THE..."
Headcrabs:"...HELL..."
Rebels:"...WAS..."
Breen:"...THAT?!!?"
Gordon Freeman: *bone breaks*
xD
"Minor fracture detected"
+Da_Bonus_Duck "toxic levels reached In bloodstream, administering morphine" like morphine will help a posin headcrap bite
+Da_Bonus_Duck "Morphine Administered."
1:13:20
"*FOLLOW FREEMAN*"
Yeah, there's no chance in hell that you're going to follow him.
FUCK you
FUCK I meant to do that
I know where your picture is from.
And I see that you are a man of culture as well.
@@mehmetcaneren4042 where is it from then?
"I can't believe you made it so quickly on foot!"
Alyx, you have no idea.
He barely used his feet at all
Eli: "Do not go through Ravenhol-"*screen cuts off*
Gordon: "Guess I'll fly over it instead."
"Your car is ready" *she says while Freeman is LITERALLY FLYING to another island*
The different speed types
Fast
Very fast
Sonic fast
Light speed
Ludicrous speed
Gordon Freeman
+☆go1★
Yes, I wrote him down too.
+Nathan Layman
The different speed types
Fast
Very fast
Sonic fast
Light speed
Ludicrous speed
Gordon Freeman
Gocnak
What does pyndosrach mean?
This is insane he either played the danm game too much or is cheating...
Sin Unknown hahah nice joke dude
"You've done a great deal in a small time span." -Gman
UpInFlam3z And he says that when it have taken you 3 days in-game time so they should mod that sentence to be: You've done a shitload of greats things in just one f*cking hour!
UpInFlam3z Another compliment on the speedrunning @ 26:10
The irony is that this took over 600 irl days to make
redstonelamp97 hah!! I love it!! :D
JTickett and again at 29:32 lol
Edit: 40:51 "He won't last 5 minutes on foot"
Gordon Freeman: I only need 3!
43:06 "You there!" *flies away*
I tried that technique of lowering a book on to people's heads to make them move quicker. Doesn't work so well in real life.
epiphany55 It worked fine for me, I don't think you did it hard enough
I tried it and they just ragdolled
"It's me Gordan, Barney, from Black Mesa!"
"Yeah I don't care, HEY LOOK AT THIS LAMP I HAVE"
"Remember him from Black Mesa?"
*points to empty wall*
41:48 Car? Where we're going, we don't need cars
+Yug gnifierg and still i can understand you and i dont care your bad english like this man
+NozzaDaClown He's using proper English mate.
+Epezzu He's using proper English mate.
+NozzaDaClown lol its normal English xD
+Epezzu its normal english xD
Jeep? What drugs you smoking?
*buttsquats 500mph into the air*
It took me at least an hour to complete nova prospect and this guy did it in a minute and a half
although this isn't the fastest one anymore, it's still the most fun to look at
It's better than glitching trough the entire level and seeing the void of the source engine.
@@mehmetcaneren4042 Definitely, even though he used noclip at some points as well which was kind of disappointing. I'd much rather see a completely legit speedrun.
@@pastordoctormartinssempa7502 It's been two years since you said this but i just wanted to point out that the runners don't use noclip in the speedruns, it is just a glitch that allows you to flythrough the walls
@@Imahdum666 I wanna know what exactly made them think it was noclip. There isn't a thing in this run that even looks like noclip
@@CAPTAIN_CLOCK i think the guy is referencing a hl2 speedrun where in route kanal a glitch is used that looks like noclip
"Hello Dr. Freeman, car's all ready for you."
*Gordon give no shits and arrives at Nova Prospekt in a blink of an eye*
Man: "He won't last 5 minutes. It's spawning season for the ant lions!"
Gordon: "Oh oh that's fine it'll take me three."
"Three. Take it or leave it."
"Hey Doct-"
*flies out the door backwards*
41:46 "Hello, Dr. Freeman. The car's all ready for you."
*flies past into the distance ass-first*
If Sonic the Hedgehog was a first person shooter
How do you not have 50k likes?
Sokobansolver lol
Matmo + Pervert = His Specialty
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Matmo Ear sex is nice.
I love how you slammed the crates right into Dog's face and he seemed to enjoy it. Dog must be some sort of masochist.
imagine someone holding a box, flying around at break-neck speed whilst twerking aggresively and just staring into the void.
It's the staring into the void that makes that mental image hilarious
Derp Derpson I need some good drugs to produce that image :3
Oscillator sharing is caring :3
I can't get over how funny patting everyone on the head is!
ya lol
hey gordon, um... you erm.... forgot your crowbar
I wonder what everyone is thinking when they see a man in glasses whoosh by faster than light?
Tabe you can't see something going faster than light. Gordon speeds by and everything in his wake is destroyed
On his butt
This would be entertaining to watch in third person, just seeing Gordon flying around majestically
1:27:18 The face Dr. Breen makes when you catch up to him is AMAZING.
He's just done with everything at that point
34:30 now THAT'S just showing off
5:22 Oh yeah, I remember him. Dr. WALLace Breen.
lmao
ravenholm lasted like 30 sec.
Ike that took me at least 45 mins
ikr*
It took me 2 hours :(
3 hours for me? 30 secs for them? :|
And most of it with 1 hp
1:09:15 "We were looking to join you, Dr. Freeman"
*Gordon zooms the fuck away*
"Dr. Freeman!?"
xD
Wait for me Dr. Freeman!!!
I see that your MIT education is paying for itself Mr. Freeman
26:16 "You've made it this quickly Eli's going to be amaized!" Yeah.. no joke
Who really needs a teleporter if you can cross a city and the countryside in 10 minutes
freeman just wanted to finish all this shit just to go to the bathroom faster .
"He won't last 5 minutes on foot!" Proceeds to travel through the coast road *on foot* in 3 minutes.
Bae: Come over
Me: I can't I'm playing HL2
Bae: My parents aren't home ;)
Me:
so you played hl2 for almost 2 hours and THEN went to your gf house?
precise af
Us MORTALS call this a speed run, Gordan Freeman calls this a slow Thursday.
Father Grigori: -sees a random person break through a window, kill a zombie and fly away. "shrugs and keeps shooting zombies"
43:35 one of the more impressive things i've ever seen done in a speedrun
Congrats to chili_n_such for beating DWaHMoV by 1:49.59! But don't worry, we'll be back VERY soon ;)
+SourceRuns Woops! Looks like he beat his time AGAIN, with a new time of 1:24:28!
+Jared O'Brien Woops! 1:22:57. :D
+zisteredx
1:21:21.99 :D
WHEN???
zisteredx january 28th :D
It's amazing how big Half Life 2's maps are
You think this is big, look at Sonic Color's
sonic colour - 2010
hl2 - 2004
leave now.
~fLzi
What the fuck are you on about
Employee 427 youre talking about how big sonic colours maps are when it got released 6 years later
~fLzi
There is literally no relevance in your additions
Propably one of the most impressive gameplays i have ever seen!
This is Chuck Norris' first time playing.
no, this is obviously Morgan Freeman's dad, I mean look at it!
***** Gordon be running like hadam Husain xD
+Fseirst Lrest XDD
This joke is sooo outdated
Imagine how ridiculous the character Freeman looks when he's doing all these peculiar things like making circles around a box and such.
now i understand why only gorden freeman can do this job :P
how come he goes so quick at hiway 17
cambuurrinse It's ABH. Originally, the game had a glitch where if you jumped, you would gain speed on each jump and so you'd soon be moving very fast. Valve fixed that by introducing a way that after jump, your speed would be reduced to ordinary max movement speed if you jump while moving very fast.
What they are doing is tricking the game into thinking they are going forwards when they are going backwards, or thinking they are going backwards when they are going forwards, so that each speed reduction the game engine does actually increases their speed dramatically. This trick is very easy to accomplish(and I've had lots of fun replicating stunts done here). Basic trick is that you need to run backwards very fast(use shift), jump very fast, press crouch, and let go of back key for the game to think you are moving forwards. If you are going forwards, you want to press strafe key + backwards key so that the game thinks you are going backwards(strafe key is needed to keep your speed high enough that the game keeps trying to reduce your speed, thus increasing it. If you only pressed back key, just that button alone would be enough to reduce your forward speed enough that the game stops trying to slow you down, which means you're not getting speed boost).
To jump fast enough you quickly notice that spamming space bar is getting difficult very quickly. For that reason everyone binds jumping to their mousewheel, so that every scrolling movement causes you to jump several times, thus making it a lot easier to jump fast enough.
You can then use this in game. After practicing it in game for a bit(say, starting a new game at Route Kanal gives you a nice hallway to practice it in), you can then jump into coast and start trying to replicate what you saw here. I found it tremendously fun puzzle game to try to do just that, and I heartily recommend it to anyone. Makes you appreciate tricks done here on a whole new level, and after you manage to boost yourself into flying around the map, it's tremendously fun as well.
that is insane. you man are psycho, great job , thank you
i agree with your nickname
From now on, I'll never put a book above my head ...
Imagine the rebels...
"It's a shooting star!"
"No.. That's Gordon Freeman."
How to teleport:
1: Start walking.
2: Have Gordon Freeman hit you in the head with a book.
3: ???
4: Profit
WHERE COULD I BUY ONE OF THOSE..GORDON FREEMAN?ARE THEY ON SALE?
53:00 for the hard part of the speed run
I give that a "real mature guys" out of 10
42:23 I love how they emphazise the Doppler's effect engine :D
43:05 "You there! Stop..."
But The Freeman could not hear him as he was already at the other side of the planet.
Matmo is the best. Zooming to ass.
Imagine how fucking funny this must seem in third person view.
imagine how funny it would be from the NPCs point of view, they're all like "Hey Gordon Freeman!" While he is bunnyhopping through the world.
Anime CPU Hahah I was dying when Barney was giving him the crowbar and he was already half way through the level
Frezz He was probably halfway throughthe game when he finished talking to Gordon to be honest.
watching a gray figure with a gun in his dick running around. yep.
just try the third person.
Anime CPU "Hey, it's the Freeman, I'm coming with you!"
"Oh, he's gone, nevermind... I'll wait for the next quickload..."
19:19 bunny hopping a damn BOAT. Now that's impressive.
took over earth in seven hours? psh gordan took them down in 1:27:51
most entertaining speedrun ever
When will those poor fools learn that you can't destroy Gordon Freeman? He is an unstoppable force of nature.
*i don't usually watch speedruns but when i do i watch sourceruns*
Holy shit when they started flying through the driving part of the game my jaw hit the floor
Not a single can was picked up that day.
All these quotes about how fast gordon travels to the lab on foot and broke Alyx's record, not to mention the G-Man telling you about your great deal in the short time span... all these lines have a whole new meaning in this speedrun.
Speedrun = Barney uncensored.
😳
@@alpercolak7735 no idea what I meant here, and I'm too afraid to watch this entire video to find out what the meaning of "Speedrun = Barney uncensored" is.
Me over 4 years ago is an enigma
Running with 1 hp around the Ravenholm... This what I'll do in my worst nightmares.
Omg this game is so good, I can not express my self enough.
Alyx: "Ugh. Let's get outta here."
Gordon Freeman: "Okay."
*Le pats Alyx's head with book, Alyx Teleports away.
I always enjoy speed runs they are quite entertaining
yea
*highway 17* Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads!
41:45 Epic flying adventure starts, and you deserve a cookie for that
Well, I don't think he touched the sand...
GORDON, he can really move
GORDON, he's got no attitu~ude
GORDON, HE'S THE FASTEST THING ALI~IIIIIVE!!!
being 5000 miles up in a building filled witch soldiers that have guns? no I am more afraid of the 30 something year old man jumping 2000 miles From island to island :P
dimensions to dimensions*
XEN.
EARTH.
SOME CREEPY COMBINE PLACE.
27*
the vortigaunts saw that last game its new for the combine doh :P
1:27:25 - Priceless moment!
It took me ages to get out of ravenholm, and they cleared it in under two minutes...
With 1 HP...
Jeep? Hah! I don't need a jeep! *flys away*
You guys are real beasts and I really appreciate your speedrunning skills, although some people may complain. Very nice job!!!
What. The. Fuck?
This is probably THE greatest speedrun I've ever watched. 😦 ⬅️ my face throughout the whole video.
Randomherodrew You should watch Episode Two speed run.
City Protection: "HOLY SHIT!!! DID YOU SEE THAT GUY FLYING????"
Gordon: "One day, I'll learn to run without sacrificing my flashlight battery..."
*Advisor:* So...you saw Gordon flying faster than the light and you couldn't get him?
*Breen:* Why didn't the 'Weapon Confiscation Field' confiscate his weapons?
*Alyx:* We might have some time to get out of--- *EXPLOSION!*
*executλble:* Nice *_{CENSORED}_* :)
I love the Nova Prospekt section, their knowledge of the enemy placement is impeccable. I have never seen SMG nades used to greater effect!
600 days of hard work??? boy i sure hope you guys also manage to lead normal lives as well!! still, a nice speedrun.
"car's all ready for you"
"no thanks"
This is Gourdon Freeman on on serious drugs.
Gordon Freeman: The fastest man alive.
Well Freeman! The Cars already For yo- (flys Threw Air At The Speed Of Light)
i enjoy this speedrun especially when your jumping all oever the map :D
1:13:19 Good luck with that!
1:35 Imagine being a citizen at city 17 seeing a bearded backwards crouch-jumping physicist going down the hall. And no, you aren't imagining things.
41:50 onwards, HOLY SHIT
How he do that ROFL :D
Neo has awakened, lol!
LucaTurilli89 I'm not sure they are using scripts. They might be, but I could replicate some of the stunts performed in the coast section without any scripts, the most impressive one being 42:25 leap across the bridge.
Joni Hanski Wow. I wish someone would make an how-to video of all this stuff.
***** XD Seriously? Cool! Thanks!
"Hello Dr.Freeman, the car's all ready for you."
"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
I think Gordon Freeman needs a name change to Dr. Gordon "Time gravity and physics defying wizard" Freeman.
The amazing thing is that this can STILL be improved upon, but this was awesome to watch!