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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2016
  • Heh.
    Update: youtube no longer has the game listed, so i'll link you to the wiki page here.
    en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Touhou...
    Double update: RUclips has the game listed again, but i'm still gonna leave the wiki link here.
    Third update: Recently figured out somebody essentially made this same video except way better several years ago, so if you enjoyed this go check them out • Welcome to Sakuya's World
    Fourth Update: I've noticed a lot of people asking what this game is in the comments still, and I don't feel like the previous wiki link will be too much help. So, for anyone reading this looking to play this game or anything Touhou related, please check out moriyashrine.org/
    They've got literally everything you could want
    Also no this isn't a sponsored description edit, have a nice day ^_^
    Fifth update: the year is 2022 i know only like 2 people asked but at long last here's a link to the thumbnail art
    safebooru.org/index.php?id=45...
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Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @dontwatchmuhvideosanddontscrub
    @dontwatchmuhvideosanddontscrub 7 лет назад +19212

    1394 knifes were counted.

    • @funnyusername9194
      @funnyusername9194  7 лет назад +3022

      Holy shit dude, I appreciate the effort.
      Maybe I'll make a sequel someday to keep you busy lmao

    • @Mr._Sherwood
      @Mr._Sherwood 7 лет назад +908

      How in the actual hell did you count all those?

    • @Zerobasssoul
      @Zerobasssoul 7 лет назад +612

      Clownpiss For President just know how many are thrown at a time not gonna lie it takes a fucking lot of focus(for me personally) but u can definitely count them all so long as I know how many are thrown at a time

    • @Mr._Sherwood
      @Mr._Sherwood 7 лет назад +75

      Zero Basssoul Ah, ok.

    • @hleghe810
      @hleghe810 6 лет назад +36

      Don't watch muh videos and don't scrubskribe oh it's you

  • @Glaster6
    @Glaster6 3 года назад +11200

    DIO: I can stop time for 5 seconds
    The 5 seconds:

  • @ster_joke2880
    @ster_joke2880 3 года назад +5299

    Touhou players crying in the shower because they can’t stop dodging all the water droplets

  • @radim1111
    @radim1111 3 года назад +1182

    0:47
    I love how they throw some knives, then randomly slaps Youmu, then throws knives again

    • @radim1111
      @radim1111 2 года назад +64

      @@himiko7964 it is, she just has a different colors (because fighting game)

    • @anxiousearth680
      @anxiousearth680 2 года назад +1

      if I may, knives*

  • @bottomtext593
    @bottomtext593 3 года назад +7466

    *Throws 9000000 knives*
    Game: *18 hits, take it or leave it*

  • @JzBoy
    @JzBoy 7 лет назад +3928

    Poor Youmu

    • @funnyusername9194
      @funnyusername9194  7 лет назад +388

      Sad part is that I main Youmu, lol

    • @Mr._Sherwood
      @Mr._Sherwood 7 лет назад +121

      The funniest thing is that she survived all that.
      Invuln frames, eh?

    • @edwardpsama
      @edwardpsama 6 лет назад +9

      I swear to god i wrote the same comment and i read yours
      i hate you

    • @Mr._Sherwood
      @Mr._Sherwood 6 лет назад +18

      That's the natural response.
      A lot of people hate me, I'm used to it by now.

    • @HD-xi7fc
      @HD-xi7fc 6 лет назад +4

      Hhhmmm the one video i would not expect too see u on (subscriber of your chanel)

  • @Ai.600
    @Ai.600 2 года назад +397

    Dio: "IN STOPPED TIME IM THE ONLY ONE ALIVE!!"
    Sakuya: "Greetings. We've been trying to contact you about your time stop's extended warranty"

    • @am_sousa2246
      @am_sousa2246 10 месяцев назад +13

      His warranty was over when he fought jotaro 💀

    • @Black_The_Foxy
      @Black_The_Foxy 10 месяцев назад +4

      Dio OH: sure thing

    • @vivekchannel4990
      @vivekchannel4990 10 месяцев назад +7

      bro had to sell off his road roader to pay it

    • @JoShiLee
      @JoShiLee 10 месяцев назад

      These weebs are not funny and have to stop 💀

  • @stormnus580
    @stormnus580 2 года назад +308

    Sakuya: *So it's the same type of ability as Sakuya's World.*

  • @nezz204
    @nezz204 7 лет назад +10508

    *Average Touhou player dodges it*

    • @funnyusername9194
      @funnyusername9194  7 лет назад +981

      Lmao same

    • @billcipher4893
      @billcipher4893 6 лет назад +363

      Easy mode? Maby? Yah, easy mode 😁

    • @jadebayoba7073
      @jadebayoba7073 5 лет назад +63

      *YES*

    • @valmanway3800
      @valmanway3800 4 года назад +241

      just activate your bomb and you can immune all of the knives.
      it wasn't hard even for noobs you know.

    • @shinobidaniel_12
      @shinobidaniel_12 4 года назад +167

      That fact we are all able to dodge this scares me slightly

  • @brandonvistan7444
    @brandonvistan7444 4 года назад +2804

    " How many knives are there?"
    " I don't know. How many breads have you eaten in your life?"

    • @HyperVanilo
      @HyperVanilo 4 года назад +241

      "13, I prefer Japanese food"

    • @jeppyjep
      @jeppyjep 4 года назад +25

      Where are these dialogues came from? I want to know.

    • @drawician3686
      @drawician3686 4 года назад +51

      Amir Haziq Jojo’s bizarre adventure.

    • @djransu09
      @djransu09 4 года назад +25

      @@jeppyjep jojo bizarre adventure :phantom blood

    • @roxas5071
      @roxas5071 4 года назад +11

      1934 knifes i didn't count it
      It was other person

  • @DeltaRaven97
    @DeltaRaven97 3 года назад +162

    "Being able to see this must make it all the more terrifying, Reimu!"

  • @NavyDigital.
    @NavyDigital. 7 месяцев назад +11

    That kick 0:48 was personal

  • @b6b4g3
    @b6b4g3 4 года назад +3055

    "Hey bro, I'm new to fighting games so go easy on me."
    "....sure, okay...."

    • @sushiibird7799
      @sushiibird7799 3 года назад +30

      Proceeds to rip him to shreds

    • @chaosdude2345
      @chaosdude2345 3 года назад +17

      Jaromir Goult NANI!? KONO DIO GAAAAAA

    • @jestfullgremblim8002
      @jestfullgremblim8002 3 года назад +6

      OH MY GOD!!

    • @lyam32
      @lyam32 3 года назад +7

      So it’s the same type of stand as star platinum

    • @afdhals.5847
      @afdhals.5847 3 года назад +6

      Fun fact: i lose to Noobmaster69

  • @Men_dra
    @Men_dra 6 лет назад +2117

    ''Hey, remember when Jotaro said he could stop time for 3 seconds?''

    • @sanstheskeleton679
      @sanstheskeleton679 5 лет назад +122

      Hey, remember in Wild and Horned Hermit where Sakuya said she really couldn't stop time?

    • @tuannghialuong9174
      @tuannghialuong9174 5 лет назад +59

      @@sanstheskeleton679 Have you even read the chapter at all, she was blame for thing she didn't so she don't want to use the ability againt. Do you even know anything about touhou at all, i wonder?

    • @sanstheskeleton679
      @sanstheskeleton679 5 лет назад +97

      I wonder if you actually understood what she said? Let me put it here for you:
      "What you call stopping time is nothing more than moving at extremely high speeds with no mass. Even I'm not skilled enough to stop time for other people"
      What part of that means she didn't want to use her ability again? (Also, Sakuya easily counter-argued the blame Reimu directed at her just by mentioning the victims were unharmed since she was blamed because Reimu thought she had been kidnapping them in order to serve to the Scarlets)
      It even says on the Official Touhou Wiki that Sakuya can't stop time.
      Now I wonder if you even read the chapter at all

    • @anandasatria7734
      @anandasatria7734 5 лет назад +39

      Hey remember that she uses pa- *knifed*

    • @tuannghialuong9174
      @tuannghialuong9174 5 лет назад +46

      @@sanstheskeleton679 *by Sakuya's own admission. You seem to miss THAT point on purpose are you? It's been confirmed since forever that Sakuya can "manipulate time, where she's able to control the flow of time, such as speeding up time, slowing it down, erasing it, and stopping time altogether".

  • @jasperwong2970
    @jasperwong2970 3 года назад +76

    Gotta hand it to Youmu for being able to withstand 50% of all the steel in Gensokyo

  • @Oceane1803
    @Oceane1803 2 года назад +34

    I can totally imagine Sakuya do this canonically. Adjusting her knives to the millimeter, just like she does with forks and knives when preparing dinner.

  • @cursedguy3915
    @cursedguy3915 3 года назад +2104

    “Star platinum can stop time for 2 seconds”
    *the 2 seconds*

    • @MariOmor1
      @MariOmor1 3 года назад +171

      In that two seconds Jotaro can compliment Koichi, watch all of Attack on Titan, and even get disappointed by the ending.
      And only then 1 second has passed.

    • @jaop3734
      @jaop3734 3 года назад +10

      @@MariOmor1 LOL

    • @oceanman6375
      @oceanman6375 3 года назад +7

      @@MariOmor1 Yea I am, indeed, disappointed

    • @MariOmor1
      @MariOmor1 3 года назад +5

      @@oceanman6375 i never watched AoT, I just heard that the ending was disappointing.

    • @detectivepatchouli8266
      @detectivepatchouli8266 3 года назад +2

      she can accelerate in any circumstances
      just saying

  • @justsomeguybuyingtime7078
    @justsomeguybuyingtime7078 3 года назад +7249

    *Dio's idea of testing Jotaro and how long he can move in stopped time.*

    • @HyperVanilo
      @HyperVanilo 3 года назад +48

      k

    • @uzunuro
      @uzunuro 3 года назад +62

      Lol facts

    • @bonkmaster4655
      @bonkmaster4655 3 года назад +67

      I was also thinking of jojo

    • @Asciuls
      @Asciuls 3 года назад +42

      JOJO Reference?

    • @HyperVanilo
      @HyperVanilo 3 года назад +95

      @@bonkmaster4655 Of course you are, everytime people see Sakuya they always use Jojo reference

  • @ikhwananimationsbeyondweeb4528
    @ikhwananimationsbeyondweeb4528 3 года назад +23

    Pov: You're playing an fps game and some guy got the lag switch

  • @felixvasquez7742
    @felixvasquez7742 2 года назад +34

    Damn she did all of this in no time

  • @jt0n
    @jt0n 3 года назад +3648

    "one hundred and twenty eight seconds have passed, jotaro!"

    • @dismaned6675
      @dismaned6675 3 года назад +17

      I wonder who inspired who?

    • @viralvegetable2411
      @viralvegetable2411 3 года назад +83

      @@dismaned6675 this is a reference to jojo, it's a lot older than you'd think

    • @viralvegetable2411
      @viralvegetable2411 3 года назад +30

      @@gyuuipa5166 damn bro that joke is so funny and definitely not overused

    • @silkenemperor
      @silkenemperor 3 года назад +10

      Thought you were gonna do some sort of 28 stab wounds joke there.

    • @WhiteGXRoblox
      @WhiteGXRoblox 3 года назад +8

      Definitely not enough

  • @daddymyers3322
    @daddymyers3322 3 года назад +2363

    Nobody:
    Dio when he saw Jotaro move his finger:

    • @keelanmitchell3923
      @keelanmitchell3923 3 года назад +6

      So true

    • @dabstablook7774
      @dabstablook7774 3 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @frizkybro-xf4pt
      @frizkybro-xf4pt 3 года назад +1

      OMG IS THAT A FUCKING JOJO REFERANCE !?!!111!?!?!!11!!??
      ruclips.net/video/40LildfRRMc/видео.html

    • @Tordusso
      @Tordusso 3 года назад

      I dio! Accept that

    • @someguy-hc8gi
      @someguy-hc8gi 3 года назад +1

      @@frizkybro-xf4pt nice try but random links look pathetic even with context.

  • @geto-the-goat
    @geto-the-goat 2 года назад +14

    Sakuya: *exists*
    Dio: “weakling”

    • @HyperVanilo
      @HyperVanilo 2 года назад +9

      Dio: 9 seconds time stop
      Sakuya: Time and space manipulation

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug Год назад +1

      Sakuya: (moves)
      Dio: FUUUUUUUUUUU-

  • @irrelevantonyt
    @irrelevantonyt Год назад +11

    This video is what made me find Hisoutensoku and then later the TouHou series as a whole. I've officially been part of this wonderful community and enjoying the franchise for a year now, so I just want to say thank you.

  • @drizzziit1
    @drizzziit1 7 лет назад +260

    *STOP IT!! STOP IT!! SHE'S DEAD!!*
    >Survives

    • @funnyusername9194
      @funnyusername9194  7 лет назад +11

      I originally intended to record for another 8 minutes, and cut out the majority of the setup, but It would've taken a lot longer to upload because of my internet.

    • @funnyusername9194
      @funnyusername9194  7 лет назад +25

      I gave her mercy.

    • @1Poissonpasbon
      @1Poissonpasbon 6 лет назад +8

      Let her do it, *DEATH IS MORE FUNNY WITH PAIN AND BLOOD EVERYWHERE !!* FUHAHAHAHA !

    • @ivangrela2341
      @ivangrela2341 5 лет назад +1

      @@1Poissonpasbon I agree

  • @gamerkiddocody107
    @gamerkiddocody107 4 года назад +1880

    Stopping time for 2 minutes....
    DIO is impressed

    • @itsmepxl1151
      @itsmepxl1151 4 года назад +91

      Legend has it they had giorno

    • @ched7591
      @ched7591 4 года назад +13

      @@itsmepxl1151 What???

    • @BobThePenguin.
      @BobThePenguin. 4 года назад +75

      TMCedric fool DIO can’t count it all. His real limit is, THE ENTIRE FUCKING EPISODE

    • @benthecancer
      @benthecancer 4 года назад +47

      Fun fact: This Is Dio's Wife

    • @Leoraptor21
      @Leoraptor21 4 года назад +25

      @@benthecancer Ah no wonder Gio is so hot

  • @thatguyonline5083
    @thatguyonline5083 2 года назад +1

    Love the pauses you take to put in some kicks to the face to add insult to injury

  • @AvgFil
    @AvgFil 2 года назад +6

    Game: How many knives do u need?
    Sakuya: Yes

  • @j-aaxch9658
    @j-aaxch9658 3 года назад +4014

    Dio: I HAVE 12 SECONDS IM A GOD!
    Sakuya: Im a maid

    • @MARindrivonGER
      @MARindrivonGER 3 года назад +193

      She also 100 years ago: the MASSACRE

    • @theNIHILISM
      @theNIHILISM 2 года назад +76

      In Heaven

    • @Cozmikazi
      @Cozmikazi 2 года назад +118

      The more dio lives the higher his stopped time goes, it would go from 10 seconds to 1 year if he won

    • @satoshi2663
      @satoshi2663 2 года назад +12

      @@Cozmikazi true

    • @logic6251
      @logic6251 2 года назад +42

      Heaven Ascencion DIO: I'm god Take it or leave

  • @isaiahesquivel353
    @isaiahesquivel353 3 года назад +680

    POV: you're playing against someone who says "I havent played in a while so my skills are pretty rusty"

    • @ninnikins4768
      @ninnikins4768 3 года назад +24

      YEP

    • @funnyusername9194
      @funnyusername9194  3 года назад +31

      lol

    • @Arima1022
      @Arima1022 3 года назад +8

      I meet that person once and i got beaten pretty fast lol

    • @zyonreq
      @zyonreq 3 года назад +2

      Alt is POV: you came too close to the mansion

    • @LokiThePug
      @LokiThePug 3 года назад

      I mean he didnt kill you with all those knifes, so he’s a bit rusty

  • @blossomthedawg9444
    @blossomthedawg9444 7 месяцев назад +2

    8 years later and i still have no clue how to stop time for this long

    • @HyperVanilo
      @HyperVanilo 7 месяцев назад

      They used Cheat Engine

  • @lambn25
    @lambn25 Год назад

    This is my first introduction to touhou back in 2017 lol
    Watching this feel like unlocking a hidden memory

  • @ithinkguy9233
    @ithinkguy9233 4 года назад +2959

    One second has passed
    Two second has passed
    Three second has passed
    -
    Two Minute has passed
    'This should kill her'
    (Restore Time)
    2:07 has passed
    *NANIIIIIIIIII*

    • @huko_k1
      @huko_k1 4 года назад +17

      Za wardo

    • @eyesofdeathperception6730
      @eyesofdeathperception6730 4 года назад +11

      She's way more op than Dio meh dude

    • @ThatOneGuy-fb3jr
      @ThatOneGuy-fb3jr 4 года назад +4

      @@eyesofdeathperception6730 if Dio wasn't ded he can train more. He can be more op than her.

    • @eyesofdeathperception6730
      @eyesofdeathperception6730 4 года назад

      @@ThatOneGuy-fb3jr That would count as wank. First off, no he can't. For this one specifically, this guy can only be city block level at best. While goes above multiversal feats dude.

    • @potatosalad3416
      @potatosalad3416 4 года назад +2

      Hmmm she and dio has the same powers so what its the same really she has limit skills but this is a moded game her mp doesnt depliet and dio lacks training there the same their just fictional

  • @Dreigonix
    @Dreigonix 7 лет назад +1401

    And the best part is that she triggers it by teabagging.

  • @Aljira01
    @Aljira01 2 года назад +6

    i like how it ends with sakuya slapping the opponent

  • @V1kN1k
    @V1kN1k 3 года назад +2

    2:03 "all of that for a drop of blood"

  • @YojinYojin
    @YojinYojin 4 года назад +1531

    Giorno:- Dad, who is my mom?
    Dio:- Long History...

    • @Leck400
      @Leck400 4 года назад +60

      You are a genius

    • @D-Ender
      @D-Ender 4 года назад +94

      WTF? She's Giorno's sister

    • @trandangkhoa4785
      @trandangkhoa4785 4 года назад +95

      DIO, why is the FBI here?

    • @papyruscarrot2978
      @papyruscarrot2978 4 года назад +18

      D-Ender
      Ur wrong lmao
      Its Giorno Mother

    • @D-Ender
      @D-Ender 4 года назад +29

      @@papyruscarrot2978 no! Sakuya is Giorno's sister it's confirmed (in fanart) that she's Giorno's sister and Dio's offspring

  • @Wsio.
    @Wsio. 3 года назад +2981

    I'm surprised that didn't kill her, she's the Jotaro of this game

    • @vcprocles
      @vcprocles 3 года назад +376

      This game has anti-oneshot system that lowers the damage

    • @Oh_the_humanity
      @Oh_the_humanity 3 года назад +320

      @@vcprocles they put so much effort and so many knives into that attack, they deserve a oneshot imo.

    • @ColdmanOrleans
      @ColdmanOrleans 3 года назад +103

      @@vcprocles everyone can become jotaro in this game

    • @diobuthesconfused7507
      @diobuthesconfused7507 3 года назад +10

      Jotaro Jr

    • @therandomguy8783
      @therandomguy8783 3 года назад +4

      Same pic lol

  • @superawesomekel
    @superawesomekel 11 месяцев назад +3

    DIO: I can stop time for 5 seconds. *NOBODY CAN STOP ME*
    Sakuya:

  • @Sinizstry
    @Sinizstry 2 года назад +2

    the little slap at the end killed it

  • @infernusascendant1627
    @infernusascendant1627 7 лет назад +2561

    when people ask me why sakuya beats dio

    • @funnyusername9194
      @funnyusername9194  7 лет назад +216

      Saaaaaaaaaaaaaame

    • @someguy912
      @someguy912 6 лет назад +343

      Wouldn't beating DIO create a paradox due to the fact that sakuya is basically a thotified version of DIO?

    • @shadowsfrost1
      @shadowsfrost1 6 лет назад +325

      Some Guy the only thot here is Dio himself

    • @someguy912
      @someguy912 6 лет назад +42

      Dio isn't a wamen

    • @reinderstwan
      @reinderstwan 6 лет назад +133

      As a dedicated JoJo fan: You're probably right.

  • @Aki-Iji
    @Aki-Iji 7 лет назад +5437

    0/10 didn't use the dio skin

  • @Bobbershlon
    @Bobbershlon Год назад +4

    How Sakuya became playable in Touhou 18:

  • @Experiment121Archive
    @Experiment121Archive 2 года назад +1

    Gotta love the around 15 year early lost word sneek peak in scarlet weather rhapsody/hisoutensoku with the Youmu skin lol

    • @HyperVanilo
      @HyperVanilo 2 года назад +1

      Edgy Youmu wear all black in LW

  • @sirbeany3733
    @sirbeany3733 3 года назад +861

    "Your life ends in 30 minutes."

    • @undil4248
      @undil4248 3 года назад +4

      lol

    • @howgamin
      @howgamin 3 года назад

      @Mega cars go boom

    • @rokonif6113
      @rokonif6113 3 года назад +6

      You are life ends in 30 minutes

    • @sirbeany3733
      @sirbeany3733 3 года назад

      @Mega" yo" should be what I use since it is perfect no matter the situation

    • @peluche4430
      @peluche4430 3 года назад +1

      Your*

  • @noriakikakyoin63
    @noriakikakyoin63 3 года назад +2073

    Dio's been real quiet ever since this dropped

    • @NotVergil
      @NotVergil 3 года назад +115

      Dio has stopped thinking cause someone bypassed his "5 seconds time stop"

    • @manbus1143
      @manbus1143 3 года назад +42

      He’s been questioning his existence because he googled if he could beat this time stop person

    • @David-ei9fz
      @David-ei9fz 3 года назад +33

      Yo u like donuts?

    • @peeteee
      @peeteee 3 года назад +13

      You’ve been pretty quiet since Dio punched through your gut and out your back

    • @seemslegit1479
      @seemslegit1479 2 года назад +15

      hmmmmmm..... i thought i killed you maybe ill stop time again

  • @myself9844
    @myself9844 2 года назад +3

    Dio:*stop time for 10 seconds*
    Sakuya:thats cute

  • @Arpin_Lusene
    @Arpin_Lusene 11 месяцев назад

    Perfectly cut slap at the end is the cherry on top

  • @dangdart3236
    @dangdart3236 3 года назад +1650

    How to deal with a bully:
    Google: tell a trusted adult, or try to make them your friend
    Bing:

    • @redreaper-pj4en
      @redreaper-pj4en 3 года назад +52

      Use time stop and throw a lot of knifes at them

    • @GoblinAshe
      @GoblinAshe 3 года назад +56

      "try to make them your friend and start bullying other ppl with him"

    • @erosverganiapud1203
      @erosverganiapud1203 3 года назад +17

      Dang Dart bing be like:
      punch the hell out of them

    • @HouraisanShijuunana
      @HouraisanShijuunana 3 года назад +9

      ZA WARUDO

    • @iskamag
      @iskamag 3 года назад +4

      Bing more like based

  • @gogetsu8184
    @gogetsu8184 3 года назад +747

    This adds a whole new meaning to "Stop, he's already dead!"

    • @pigeonboi230
      @pigeonboi230 3 года назад +11

      @Bunny Emperor im not entirely sure why, but this comment makes me think, 'why stop at all', and that makes me strangely pleased

    • @kalimatronix
      @kalimatronix 3 года назад +9

      That is right! She's been dead from the start of the video!

    • @kalimatronix
      @kalimatronix 3 года назад +1

      @Fine because she's dead. (At least, half-dead)

    • @everthon2457
      @everthon2457 2 года назад +2

      @@kalimatronix half dead that is?

  • @spaghettiking7312
    @spaghettiking7312 5 месяцев назад

    Just this gameplay and OST are so classic.

  • @Nutzoze
    @Nutzoze 2 года назад +1

    I love this video, even in 2022.

  • @SendirianAja
    @SendirianAja 3 года назад +403

    "This ain't touhou, where's the bullet hell.."
    ..oh

  • @sicc
    @sicc 3 года назад +1231

    haha knife goes swishhh

    • @quisieraserunpez361
      @quisieraserunpez361 3 года назад

      @@Usasasarami esta caro gracias

    • @hazcreativeresources4469
      @hazcreativeresources4469 3 года назад

      No bro it goes brrrrrrrrrrr

    • @artishurt
      @artishurt 3 года назад +1

      Hey how this game called

    • @SleepyBoyo
      @SleepyBoyo 3 года назад

      @@artishurt touhou

    • @SleepyBoyo
      @SleepyBoyo 3 года назад

      @@artishurt they maybe different mechanic but it's not available or maybe available in your country if you have VPN

  • @yamahavino6850
    @yamahavino6850 2 года назад +3

    Sakuya : *Takes 2 minutes to prepare attack*
    that one touhou player : *dodges everything*

  • @ny_xu
    @ny_xu Год назад +4

    London

  • @kakanugroho294
    @kakanugroho294 4 года назад +242

    Sakuya: i'm sure she's gonna die
    Youmu: daga kotowaru

    • @kakanugroho294
      @kakanugroho294 3 года назад +20

      Holy crap i forgot i wrote this

    • @jonathanjoestar193
      @jonathanjoestar193 3 года назад +7

      @@kakanugroho294 bruh

    • @painispootis
      @painispootis 3 года назад +5

      Have you seen your father? I got questions for hi- NANIIII?!

    • @Pins30
      @Pins30 3 года назад

      :ech:

  • @oxylix
    @oxylix 7 лет назад +115

    Sakuya (At first): HAHA THIS WILL KILL HER
    Sakuya (At the end): FAAAAAAAA *punches her*

  • @BlackSkull1984
    @BlackSkull1984 10 месяцев назад +1

    Look how good she is at making an art out of knives

  • @sinclair.valentine_2047
    @sinclair.valentine_2047 2 года назад +1

    10 years later still recommended this thank you RUclips

    • @funnyusername9194
      @funnyusername9194  2 года назад

      are u from the future

    • @sinclair.valentine_2047
      @sinclair.valentine_2047 2 года назад +1

      @@funnyusername9194 yes the future is fucked do not bother with it there will be a plauge that will devastate everyone and call of duty will fall from grace

    • @funnyusername9194
      @funnyusername9194  2 года назад

      @@sinclair.valentine_2047 this is so sad. alexa, can we get 2 likes

    • @sinclair.valentine_2047
      @sinclair.valentine_2047 2 года назад

      @@funnyusername9194 lmfao

  • @omoghosty5777
    @omoghosty5777 3 года назад +350

    DIO: I can stop time for 7 seconds!
    Sakuya: _cute_

    • @wesbluemarine2051
      @wesbluemarine2051 3 года назад +31

      **Laughs in Over Heaven**

    • @whattoputhere9426
      @whattoputhere9426 3 года назад +20

      @@wesbluemarine2051 *Laughs in " so it's the same type of stand as star platinum ?"*

    • @robmix3870
      @robmix3870 3 года назад +3

      Hhaahah **STAR WORLD DIAMOND REQUIEM OVA OVER HEAVEN AU TIME STOP GO 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 HOURS**

    • @mirasayduysenov3281
      @mirasayduysenov3281 3 года назад +1

      He can stop time for 11 seconds*

    • @chaoticfisherman373
      @chaoticfisherman373 3 года назад +2

      Tusk Act 4: *Hey hey*

  • @diornodiovanna2838
    @diornodiovanna2838 6 лет назад +532

    The best part is definitely at the end where Sakuya just jabs her

    • @liberosis_
      @liberosis_ 4 года назад +8

      Diorno Diovanna love your name btw

    • @fhiteb9979
      @fhiteb9979 4 года назад +1

      My clone

  • @Normal_user_coniven
    @Normal_user_coniven 8 месяцев назад +2

    Surviving it is worse than unsurviving it.

  • @DeadByDaz
    @DeadByDaz 11 месяцев назад

    This is being recommended to me 6 years later

  • @sk1smgaming895
    @sk1smgaming895 6 лет назад +548

    ZA WARUDO! TOKI YO TOMARE

    • @calebhall812
      @calebhall812 4 года назад +21

      "The hp you have is now
      Zero"

    • @silly_LillyxD
      @silly_LillyxD 4 года назад +6

      I see ur a man of culture as well

    • @justaguywithnolikes3856
      @justaguywithnolikes3856 4 года назад +3

      ROADA ROLLLAH DA

    • @teknovage
      @teknovage 4 года назад +2

      WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @user-po1nw9zi7p
      @user-po1nw9zi7p 4 года назад +2

      無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄

  • @wickedarctiinae4132
    @wickedarctiinae4132 4 года назад +261

    Two minutes...
    "Seven seconds has passed."

    • @bf2098
      @bf2098 4 года назад +6

      Nine seconds has passed

    • @everythingowo
      @everythingowo 4 года назад +2

      40 seconds have past

    • @agentsanes8899
      @agentsanes8899 3 года назад +1

      @Thy Father *Ora intensifies*

    • @HangingDGrunt
      @HangingDGrunt 3 года назад +2

      @@agentsanes8899 Ten months has passed, yet you still comment.

    • @agentsanes8899
      @agentsanes8899 3 года назад

      @@HangingDGrunt It's the most high time limit of Dio's stand this day.

  • @Mr1897WinchesterSlinger
    @Mr1897WinchesterSlinger 2 года назад

    This brings a whole new meaning to overkill

  • @EmiLetteEggo
    @EmiLetteEggo Год назад +1

    I like how they did a single kick then started barraging more knifes

  • @RyuuSoraNoItachi
    @RyuuSoraNoItachi 7 лет назад +698

    so THAT's were all the budget of the scarlet's mansion go !!

  • @_zhn_
    @_zhn_ 4 года назад +263

    Sakuya: *stops time for 2 minutes*
    Dio: I.. Im... IMPOSSIBLEEEEEEE!!!

    • @dlarenceparks2211
      @dlarenceparks2211 4 года назад +32

      More like
      Dio: I'm so fucking hard rn

    • @Leck400
      @Leck400 4 года назад +12

      BAKANA!!! KONO DIO DA!!!

    • @zade8586
      @zade8586 4 года назад +5

      are we all just gonna prretend he only stops it for a few seconds when he clearly stops it for minutes at a time? lmao

    • @_zhn_
      @_zhn_ 4 года назад +14

      @@zade8586
      Anime logic man

    • @Globalnet626
      @Globalnet626 4 года назад +3

      Zade talking is a free action in Jojo and RPGs

  • @kratosisislam8295
    @kratosisislam8295 3 года назад +3

    The Narrator : "Dio Can Time Stop With Joseph Body Is 9 Seconds"
    What Actualy Is :

  • @thebruh8379
    @thebruh8379 3 года назад +3

    shit, if johnny joestar face sakuya, this will be a interesting fight.

  • @kiyoshi2693
    @kiyoshi2693 4 года назад +92

    2:06
    Youmu: °survives and stands up°
    Sakuya: °slaps°
    Sakuya: Stay down!

  • @greenman784
    @greenman784 3 года назад +236

    When you threw 1000 knives but only 3% of them hit the enemy: **confused screaming**

    • @mjdxp5688
      @mjdxp5688 3 года назад +7

      Only 3% needed to hit.

    • @greenman784
      @greenman784 3 года назад +5

      @@mjdxp5688 MB you did calculations

    • @Allik_k
      @Allik_k 3 года назад +1

      @@greenman784 indeed

    • @eta_carithebrightlord3396
      @eta_carithebrightlord3396 3 года назад

      Still 30 knives

    • @arkhaic1792
      @arkhaic1792 3 года назад +2

      thats still 30,imagine getting stabbed irl with that many

  • @ikhwananimationsbeyondweeb4528
    @ikhwananimationsbeyondweeb4528 3 года назад +1

    Teacher: Knives are Forbidden!
    Dude named Bidden:

  • @zoologist_stan8333
    @zoologist_stan8333 3 года назад +2

    Sakuya: *throws literal 1000's of knives*
    **Graze**

  • @rivershen8954
    @rivershen8954 3 года назад +581

    Pov: Dio had a 5th child and its actually Sakuya

  • @boop6428
    @boop6428 6 лет назад +385

    Yare yare daze

    • @Leck400
      @Leck400 4 года назад

      We need Jotaro Theme here

    • @ellis4091
      @ellis4091 4 года назад

      Jotaro is too old to fight another Dio

  • @benabesezhane8511
    @benabesezhane8511 3 года назад +3

    Imagine if the spell card rules and the duel rules didn't exist. Gensyoko would be wiped out.

  • @user-ki6nv7sf9b
    @user-ki6nv7sf9b 11 месяцев назад

    I am watching this and I was worried that the video will end before the time continue 😂

  • @Abyssno1dad
    @Abyssno1dad 4 года назад +101

    Imagine you’re online playing your favorite game super smash bros for the Nintendo switch and someone pulls this shit on the new dlc character sakuya

    • @TheJacoliexp
      @TheJacoliexp 3 года назад +8

      Watch us all come back this comment in like 6 months

    • @abdouaboud7490
      @abdouaboud7490 3 года назад +1

      @@TheJacoliexp I really hope lmao

    • @viralvegetable2411
      @viralvegetable2411 3 года назад

      jotaro for smash LMAO

    • @ungamer6241
      @ungamer6241 3 года назад

      sakuya will be in super smash bros in the year 2024

  • @aronnecroman
    @aronnecroman 3 года назад +896

    Dio : "I reject my humanity"
    Sakuya : "I'm just human maid"
    Funny that both of them have lived more than 100 years. Oh- wait... If DIO rejected his humanity.. Then the opposite will be... ZUN you're genius

    • @diooverheaven4317
      @diooverheaven4317 3 года назад +43

      Didn't Sakuya hate human before touhou 6 and still has trouble befriending them?

    • @aronnecroman
      @aronnecroman 3 года назад +60

      @@diooverheaven4317 She didn't really hate them tbh. She just not quiet open with them and have almost zero interaction except for buying food stock and etc. And still the same till now except the fact that The Scarlet Devil Mansion also start to more open with the villagers by hosting a festival or letting people to come in when a storm happens and thus making Sakuya have to interact with people more often because of it.

    • @aronnecroman
      @aronnecroman 3 года назад +6

      @Wilson Nascimento exactly

    • @sanaeurl
      @sanaeurl 3 года назад +1

      Didnt I just lived for 20+ years now

    • @aronnecroman
      @aronnecroman 3 года назад +1

      @@sanaeurl Uhh.. Oh.. Yeah, haha... Yeah...

  • @DD-fs7pg
    @DD-fs7pg 11 месяцев назад

    The unintentional(?) tbagging in the beginning

  • @antinixsupernova
    @antinixsupernova 10 месяцев назад

    The fact she doew the same animation for ts just makes the fact that people do crossovers between them make more sense

    • @HyperVanilo
      @HyperVanilo 10 месяцев назад

      Crossover between who and who?

    • @antinixsupernova
      @antinixsupernova 10 месяцев назад

      @@HyperVanilo sakuya and dio

  • @omoghosty5777
    @omoghosty5777 3 года назад +250

    I cant imagine what her kitchen would look like with all those knives.

    • @ethanyork7069
      @ethanyork7069 3 года назад +21

      Not to be that guy, but it's ACTUALLY a couple knives that she pulls from past versions of herself and returns when she's done with them.

    • @ethanyork7069
      @ethanyork7069 3 года назад +14

      It's, like, three knives.

    • @lyam32
      @lyam32 3 года назад +3

      OH MY GOD!

    • @deathzonekiller2261
      @deathzonekiller2261 3 года назад +3

      @@ethanyork7069 Thats awesome

    • @HEYdababdoo
      @HEYdababdoo 3 года назад +4

      @@ethanyork7069 so is a fusion of dato chepuh, mandom and kc?

  • @unconscious7219
    @unconscious7219 6 лет назад +441

    If Sakuya is The World then Youmu is Made In Heaven.

    • @leclec6169
      @leclec6169 6 лет назад +67

      Unconscious wait does that mean that Youmu is gay for Sakuya cause..... you know XD

    • @gyppygirl2021
      @gyppygirl2021 5 лет назад +27

      @@leclec6169 I SHIP IT

    • @icecreamflavouredjunko599
      @icecreamflavouredjunko599 4 года назад +10

      @@leclec6169
      SakuMyon?
      Hell yeah.

    • @nananadaraia6059
      @nananadaraia6059 4 года назад +6

      DIO is reading comments andcsont know what to do

    • @AkemiSakuya495
      @AkemiSakuya495 4 года назад +1

      @@leclec6169 **nosebleeds after stealing Youmu's panties**

  • @grentreem3096
    @grentreem3096 10 месяцев назад

    Props to the guy playing the violin even in stopped time

  • @brendamaddox781
    @brendamaddox781 3 года назад +1

    What mom thinks happens after you give the knife to her while the blade is facing her:

  • @reversal2341
    @reversal2341 4 года назад +150

    I paused the video while she stop time
    I'm superior

    • @funnyusername9194
      @funnyusername9194  4 года назад +28

      you are trapped fool

    • @ellis4091
      @ellis4091 4 года назад +5

      @@funnyusername9194 Better hope it's not an infinite death loop or Diavolo will have a club member

    • @cursedimage.mp415
      @cursedimage.mp415 3 года назад +1

      How dio felt when jotaro said no u

  • @Neteroh
    @Neteroh 3 года назад +71

    2:00 Graze in a nutshell

  • @Tiago-Zr
    @Tiago-Zr 10 месяцев назад

    0:48 That one kick was personal

  • @renymariska2464
    @renymariska2464 2 года назад +1

    when a bunch of attacks attack at once but the hit box is complete trash and didnt kill it :

  • @MaybeNotARobot
    @MaybeNotARobot 4 года назад +174

    “Reimu! Don’t come any closer! The secret to Sakuya’s ability is time! She has the ability to stop ti-“
    “Time Sign - Private Square”

    • @austinblack1490
      @austinblack1490 4 года назад +3

      ZA WARUDO!!!!!

    • @ellis4091
      @ellis4091 4 года назад +9

      Another donut created by a time stopping,knives spamming waifu

    • @diobrando8489
      @diobrando8489 4 года назад +2

      No one shall know the secret of our powers!

  • @averageYTuser52282
    @averageYTuser52282 3 года назад +350

    Imagine if it was an online game
    The p2 be like: *DUDE STOP DUDE PLS STOP NOOOOOOOOOOO*

  • @papaparra137
    @papaparra137 2 года назад

    a little more and then you have the main tohou games

  • @Lio___________________________
    @Lio___________________________ 9 месяцев назад

    that kick was personal

  • @meta7565
    @meta7565 3 года назад +843

    "It must be terrifying seeing all this and not being able to do anything about it."
    -Some 100+ year old time stopping vampire from the 1800s

    • @nickolias7292
      @nickolias7292 3 года назад +6

      best comment right here

    • @sethoroth123
      @sethoroth123 3 года назад +10

      I’m pretty sure we are all jojo fans lol

    • @djaydeved
      @djaydeved 3 года назад +4

      @@sethoroth123 me who hasnt really watched jojo: yeah, sure bub
      frankly it milkdly infuriates me when people say "is that a jojo reference"
      like i understand the memeing but an you please not say that every fucking time anything happens that seems to be the same as what happened in jojo?

    • @sethoroth123
      @sethoroth123 3 года назад +6

      Good point but uh
      I’m not saying literally everyone is a fan it’s just a quick pov and also I get tired of seeing
      iS tHiS a jOjO rEFreNce? Because you are prob watching a video that literally is about jojo /:

    • @crimsontheworld772
      @crimsontheworld772 3 года назад +8

      @@djaydeved The "Is that a jojo reference." Is a joke. I still don't understand why you all take it seriously.

  • @blazi2293
    @blazi2293 4 года назад +208

    Sakuya's perfect Math class: how many trains can Yukari build if she recycles Sakuya's knives?

    • @el_incognito2453
      @el_incognito2453 4 года назад +19

      how many breads have you eaten in your life?

    • @AkemiSakuya495
      @AkemiSakuya495 4 года назад +9

      Allow me to put this into an equation for you:
      How many boundary gaps Yukari-sama is able to make = y
      How many knives I have = x
      How many trains is Yakumo Ran-sama willing to make for her mistress = T
      How much patience Ran-sama has = p
      y + x = Tp

    • @longphanhien42
      @longphanhien42 4 года назад +1

      @@el_incognito2453 DDDIIIOOOOOOO

    • @ellis4091
      @ellis4091 4 года назад +1

      @@longphanhien42 M-matte JoJo...

    • @diobrando8489
      @diobrando8489 4 года назад

      @@longphanhien42 What?

  • @SUPER-RIFT
    @SUPER-RIFT 7 месяцев назад +1

    SHE MOONWALKED IN THE BEGINNING

  • @dollgirlnora
    @dollgirlnora 2 года назад

    Right when the beat dropped time froze