Curb your enthusiasm - Larry gets 'punched' (season 8 episode 2)

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  • Опубликовано: 17 июл 2011
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  • @empire0
    @empire0 10 лет назад +221

    "who could fuck her up!? Me and you couldn't take that bitch!"
    lol

  • @jasmeg2844
    @jasmeg2844 3 года назад +232

    I almost forgot that Larry used to be bothered by Leon staying in his house for no good reason. Fast forward to season 10 and now he's just around, lol.

    • @Kickex
      @Kickex 10 месяцев назад +2

      Tho Larry being scared of Leon was the best era

    • @HankBukowski
      @HankBukowski 7 месяцев назад +9

      No good reason?
      🤣

    • @Bob-zo6fy
      @Bob-zo6fy 6 месяцев назад +1

      He lives in the out house now so Larry can get some sleep

  • @Scamparoo77
    @Scamparoo77 7 лет назад +522

    the way Leon pushes open the curtains

  • @ZorbaTheDutch
    @ZorbaTheDutch 8 лет назад +933

    "Sir, you match the description" lol

    • @felixicon
      @felixicon 6 лет назад +13

      ZorbaTheDutch heard that b4

    • @danielcollin8227
      @danielcollin8227 4 года назад +54

      Well when the description is only one word...

    • @TheBehm08
      @TheBehm08 4 года назад +6

      Daniel Collin pleasant?

    • @cal31BRIAN23
      @cal31BRIAN23 4 года назад +21

      Black. Lol

    • @jcnot9712
      @jcnot9712 4 года назад +7

      ZorbaTheDutch the funny thing is that the “description” was probably just Leon’s last name.

  • @you2449
    @you2449 9 лет назад +1175

    Funniest thing to me is that the Doc has no trouble believing that Larry and Leon are a "couple."
    He's probably seen it all.

    • @VivendonaAmericaBrasil
      @VivendonaAmericaBrasil 6 лет назад +20

      you2449 LoL but the scenario seems to be that they are a couple

    • @RumbleFish69
      @RumbleFish69 5 лет назад +20

      you2099 Why would he have trouble? Why would anyone have trouble? This is the world we live in and anyone could be a couple. No one should have any trouble believing anyone is a couple.

    • @omgitsabean15
      @omgitsabean15 4 года назад +4

      Destroyer of Agendas maybe because Larry is a millionaire and Leo was dressed and acting like ghetto trash?

    • @RumbleFish69
      @RumbleFish69 4 года назад +18

      @@omgitsabean15 Ghetto trash? What is ghetto trash exactly? I was born and raised in the Bronx, but I grew up to be very successful and wealthy. However, I can tell you that I also dress like what you would call ghetto trash. So basically you're saying that what a person wears determines who the are as a person? I once walked in to an Acura dealership looking like shit, like I normally do, but with the intention of purchasing a brand new loaded MDX. I spoke to a sales person for 5 minutes explaining what I wanted when he turn and told a woman and her husband that he would be with them in a bit. That is when I realized he was not taking me seriously. So, I thanked him for his time and I left. I then went across the street where I purchased a brand new loaded Grand Cherokee for $55K. As soon as I was done, you're damn right I went back to the Acura dealership to let that guy know what his judgment of people cost him! It cost him a lot because the MDX I wanted was nearly $70K! You see, you're no different from that sales guy. You judge people by their appearance and you think that makes you smart of correct in your assumptions. Having wealth means that I often shop in commission-based places...And when I do, I always laugh at these people, who are like you, that walk by and don't even ask if I need help. It's when I go to register with $1,500 worth of merchandise those same people who ignored me, now feel stupid! Still that is not even the biggest satisfaction for me...That comes when they asked me which sales person helped me and I gladly reply, "no one!" And yes, I also make sure to tell them that I will check the receipt to ensure that they did not give my sale to some undeserving piece of shit, so they can split it later. People who judge others by appearance deserve the shit they get...and you will get the same soon enough. Not from me, but from someone you wrongly judge! It's only a matter of time!

    • @mauriciokrebs2913
      @mauriciokrebs2913 4 года назад +14

      @@RumbleFish69 less cofee, please

  • @uknownada
    @uknownada 2 года назад +131

    This is the only time Larry ever honestly accepts personal responsibility, and it got an innocent man arrested. Lmao

  • @begalthegreat
    @begalthegreat 4 года назад +330

    The doctor tried hard to save Larry from his “gay lover”.

    • @you2449
      @you2449 3 года назад +3

      It happens. :-/

    • @bluesky6985
      @bluesky6985 3 года назад +13

      Not that there's anything wrong with that

    • @lukejposadas
      @lukejposadas 3 года назад +7

      You a long with the majority of people assume that domestic abuse implies someone is in a relationship. That is not how it works, you just have to be sharing a residence. Domestic abuse can be filed on roommates, you just have to be sharing a domicile with someone, hence the "domestic" phrasing/

    • @Onigirli
      @Onigirli Месяц назад

      @@lukejposadas I know but there's the blatant "I love you" exchange between them which I don't think they've ever said before so I think the joke absolutely is leaning into them being seeing as a couple

  • @randazzs
    @randazzs 4 года назад +68

    “I said something I shouldn’t have said and I deserved it.”

  • @Mvila23
    @Mvila23 7 лет назад +49

    "I know. I'm sorry.... But I'm fuckin hungry right now." LMAO

  • @kingjames460
    @kingjames460 10 лет назад +320

    best show ever and best duo ever larry and leon !

  • @user-qj6lj4iq2b
    @user-qj6lj4iq2b 4 года назад +270

    God how’d I just find Larry David, this guy is a genius.

    • @parrogakaparadise9477
      @parrogakaparadise9477 4 года назад +12

      んや I’m envious of you being about to see so much ridiculously hilarious stuff. LD’s the best.

    • @garysimmons3166
      @garysimmons3166 4 года назад +7

      Yes. I am very happy you found him. He was lost for a really really really long time

    • @parrogakaparadise9477
      @parrogakaparadise9477 4 года назад +1

      Gary Simmons 🤣🤣🤣

    • @regworld1167
      @regworld1167 4 года назад

      You are kidding right?

    • @SeekTheLordJesusChrist7
      @SeekTheLordJesusChrist7 4 года назад +4

      んや Same here man. I’ve known about him but never watched the show. Think I’m gonna start

  • @pottytheparrot310
    @pottytheparrot310 7 лет назад +288

    He's never gonna get rid of Leon.

    • @sgreen4865
      @sgreen4865 5 лет назад +39

      People would stop watching. Leon was a great addition to the show

    • @SuperRocketKnight
      @SuperRocketKnight 5 лет назад +62

      Leon joining Curb was like DeVito joing Always Sunny. The perfect addition.

    • @robrick9361
      @robrick9361 4 года назад +30

      It would be hilarious if one episode we learn that Leon has been doing this for decades, jumping from one lonely old rich man to another when the last one dies or had enough of him.
      Larry gets into a competition for Leon when his last rich guy wants him back.

    • @ignaciomartinez8501
      @ignaciomartinez8501 4 года назад

      "The Poochie" that worked

    • @shashishekhar----
      @shashishekhar---- 3 года назад

      @@SuperRocketKnight deVito was a bad addition bro, in fact a negation.

  • @setheldridge329
    @setheldridge329 3 года назад +22

    3 different misconceptions in 1 scene. Beautiful writing!

  • @Charles-Pettibone
    @Charles-Pettibone 3 года назад +28

    i died at "he's being moved to a safehouse'

  • @whataloadofbollox
    @whataloadofbollox 5 лет назад +48

    that is so cleverly written, but then so are most of his sketches !

    • @Liamkiernan59
      @Liamkiernan59 4 года назад +5

      They’re not actually written, all improv. Larry David just writes and outline of the show, but not the individual lines.

  • @dj-flights7376
    @dj-flights7376 3 года назад +27

    The episode when Leon’s family leaves and Larry tries to give him the hint to leave too:
    “So I guess this means you’ll be…”
    “Goin’ upstairs to eat this fuckin’ Chinese food.”

  • @nacho_ncam
    @nacho_ncam 2 года назад +4

    "he knows my mother's maiden name",😂😂

  • @carlplz00001
    @carlplz00001 4 года назад +36

    You fit the description ...! Black male, between 5’4” & 6’3”.... 🙄😂 😂

  • @justgivemethetruth
    @justgivemethetruth 4 года назад +47

    Hahaha, I have to admit Larry can really think up so hugely funny situations and this is one of the best.

  • @justgivemethetruth
    @justgivemethetruth 4 года назад +15

    I just love the turn-around on this and how the doctor follows all his procedure and wreaks havoc in so many lives.

  • @edwinmunoz7967
    @edwinmunoz7967 8 лет назад +336

    I want a Leon in my life

    • @Schneider624
      @Schneider624 7 лет назад +12

      negativeletter LOL! Best answer!!

    • @findus8269
      @findus8269 7 лет назад +2

      hahaha

    • @drServitis
      @drServitis 7 лет назад +2

      I just thumbs upped your comment because it was very funny. Thank you. The end.

    • @MichaelGrey11
      @MichaelGrey11 7 лет назад +39

      Leon is the black Kramer lmao

    • @jesseperez3086
      @jesseperez3086 5 лет назад +18

      He has Larry's back! Remember when he beat up cancer patient cause he thought he was skinhead

  • @ke228
    @ke228 6 лет назад +17

    The curtain pull back was beautiful.

    • @joeru9208
      @joeru9208 21 день назад +1

      And looking the doctor up and down before demanding money!!!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JaneAlison008
    @JaneAlison008 3 года назад +19

    Imagine actually Larry in a safe house haha

  • @basehead617
    @basehead617 7 лет назад +21

    The funniest episode of Curb.. I've finally decided. "I don't know where you were living before.. but this has to be a step up.."

  • @adlofheltirchiefadvisortot40
    @adlofheltirchiefadvisortot40 7 лет назад +55

    lol he actually fell... 😭 this is hilarious

  • @sirrunabout74
    @sirrunabout74 11 лет назад +47

    "Excuse me. We're-" "I need some money"

  • @waterkeeper03
    @waterkeeper03 12 лет назад +31

    This is a good spin on a played out storyline.... Larry David is a genius.

  • @jakep1979
    @jakep1979 12 лет назад +42

    Leon is a moocher just like Kramer was, if you feed him he will never leave!!!

  • @jaymanuel3396
    @jaymanuel3396 4 года назад +77

    This episode was hilarious! Felt so bad for the black guy that was just trying to do the right thing!

  • @SandrineAnterrion
    @SandrineAnterrion 11 лет назад +61

    Sir you match the description of someone who's been reported for domestic battery at this address...

  • @dejpsyd0421
    @dejpsyd0421 2 года назад +5

    The ‘funniest thing’ is Leon sauntering in with his burger and fries right after the other guy was arrested! LOL 😂

  • @gtsound12
    @gtsound12 3 года назад +8

    Leon loves him some Panda Express 😂

  • @dinkthroughball
    @dinkthroughball 12 лет назад +17

    i love when larry says hes gonna find out why shes there and leon goes "shit" cause he knows hes in trouble haha

  • @lonelygnome1
    @lonelygnome1 12 лет назад +12

    He knows my mother's maiden name!

  • @mlu007
    @mlu007 2 года назад +5

    Never thought a misunderstanding about domestic violence could be so funny 🤣

  • @percussionjamz6704
    @percussionjamz6704 6 лет назад +22

    when leon came into this show on air I had no idea he would have me dying laughing every time he shows up.

  • @atibbo
    @atibbo 13 лет назад +31

    @huppert24 I think Larry's interactions with Leon and Richard Lewis are the funniest! They both need to be in the show more.

  • @Woadyn
    @Woadyn 5 лет назад +4

    Knock knock.."Youuhooo!!"
    Only Larry would say that shit lol

  • @RamManNo1
    @RamManNo1 4 года назад +9

    I’m going to start announcing my self “Yoo-hoo” lol!!!

  • @VivendonaAmericaBrasil
    @VivendonaAmericaBrasil 6 лет назад +7

    Leon swinging the snack machine LoL he's so funny..love you Larry lol

  • @kaaajeee
    @kaaajeee 3 года назад +2

    what can you say, he matched the description perfectly.

  • @AL13NM
    @AL13NM 9 лет назад +6

    Yeah I love you too! Great together those two!

  • @morris3272
    @morris3272 13 лет назад +18

    Put that shit on my fukin tab

    • @philipmalaby8172
      @philipmalaby8172 4 года назад +1

      Gonna have to send off to NASA to calculate that tab.

  • @Sinisterkid34
    @Sinisterkid34 5 лет назад +2

    The premise of Leon living at Larry’s house is so fucking funny to me.

  • @sirrunabout74
    @sirrunabout74 11 лет назад +8

    "I know, I am sorry...But I am fuckin' hungry right now"

  • @ciganyweaverandherperiwink6293
    @ciganyweaverandherperiwink6293 4 года назад +26

    He's so genius I physically can't handle it sometimes.

    • @Zodroo_Tint
      @Zodroo_Tint Год назад

      You won the brown nose contest of this comment section.

    • @ciganyweaverandherperiwink6293
      @ciganyweaverandherperiwink6293 Год назад +3

      @@Zodroo_Tint You won the ulcerated, constipated, socially-maladjusted and most unnecessarily combative comment of the week. The medal ceremony is at 4pm tomorrow, please wear clean underwear and shine your shoes. Congratulations! 🥇🏆🥳🎉

    • @letXeqX
      @letXeqX 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@ciganyweaverandherperiwink6293 I don't think he has clean underwear, so no prize? shame.

    • @ciganyweaverandherperiwink6293
      @ciganyweaverandherperiwink6293 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@letXeqX 😆👍💯💯

    • @letXeqX
      @letXeqX 8 месяцев назад

      @@ciganyweaverandherperiwink6293 🥲sad. no prize. 👍

  • @anydaynow
    @anydaynow 4 года назад +4

    This clip has me wanting to watch this show now. Here I go.

  • @crispy6311
    @crispy6311 4 года назад +88

    He needed to fire her anyways, she was putting dirty clothes straight into the dryer.

    • @ToeKnife166
      @ToeKnife166 4 года назад +10

      Crispy she doesn’t work for him, she is a battered woman just using his laundry room.

    • @user-qj6lj4iq2b
      @user-qj6lj4iq2b 4 года назад +1

      Mossimo Tiberi makes fucking sense boys

    • @DTheCritical
      @DTheCritical 2 года назад

      @@ToeKnife166 A supposedly battered woman I mean shes gotta be like 350 lbs at least so he's got a good point

  • @basehead617
    @basehead617 5 лет назад +4

    The way the doctor looks at Leon rofl

  • @maryvalentyne2553
    @maryvalentyne2553 5 лет назад +26

    $40 for fruit chews lmao 😂

  • @Liberal_US_Army_Vet
    @Liberal_US_Army_Vet 4 года назад +1

    The writing on this show is what's make it such a comedic gem

  • @jtridexter
    @jtridexter 5 лет назад +18

    Man this is hilarious, larry is a genius writer!

  • @HeatherHotcakes
    @HeatherHotcakes 4 месяца назад

    The comedic poetry of this episode is perfection!

  • @TheMissfriss
    @TheMissfriss 13 лет назад +7

    Ha ha, I love Leon.

  • @gutsfinky
    @gutsfinky 28 дней назад

    "He knows my mother's maiden name!" That's pretty handy when you're trying to change account passwords. Lol.

  • @citizen1163
    @citizen1163 5 лет назад +2

    HILARIOUS & totally believeable! LOVE CYE! Here in London..January 2019 Thanks for posting!

  • @spacepopeXIV
    @spacepopeXIV 2 года назад +1

    Oh my fucking god, this is the funniest shit, I forgot that about ending scene, so genius.

  • @yemalad1.
    @yemalad1. 3 года назад +18

    I love how accurate they portrayed American cops 😆

  • @samuelrobertson1567
    @samuelrobertson1567 7 лет назад +6

    I've never laughed so hard in my life!

  • @syourke3
    @syourke3 4 года назад +2

    Hysterical! Brilliant!

  • @carlo88moe
    @carlo88moe 12 лет назад +25

    love leon, confounding stereotypes left and right...well, mostly just the one about black people loving chicken, leon's eaten Panda Express every time i see him on here lol

    • @boosteddaily1294
      @boosteddaily1294 3 года назад +1

      Panda smacks

    • @kindadecent9754
      @kindadecent9754 2 года назад +1

      @@boosteddaily1294 nah man that shit tastes like it was microwaved. Dry skinny noodles and shit

  • @poopymcgee
    @poopymcgee 3 года назад +3

    The weirdest part of this is a doctor having the power to send police to arrest someone

  • @benjamintrevino325
    @benjamintrevino325 2 года назад +4

    I binge watch an hour of these clips and it's like watching a full episode, even though they're from different episodes and different seasons. Still makes sense.

  • @sandrahammond7314
    @sandrahammond7314 3 года назад +2

    He makes me not take life so serious. In fact he mocks...love it!

  • @melodiefrances3898
    @melodiefrances3898 4 года назад +22

    Omigod the best part is that he fell without being touched.

  • @AfaanOromostock-
    @AfaanOromostock- 4 года назад +5

    Mistaken identity omg.. they got the wrong guy..😂😂😂😅😅😅😅

  • @robertk2007
    @robertk2007 5 лет назад +1

    Best show ever

  • @moballardful
    @moballardful 3 года назад +1

    Leon with the dad new balances. Like a father to Larry.

  • @Uglyboy616
    @Uglyboy616 5 лет назад +2

    0:27 Leon knew Larry was about to get fucked up lol

  • @MEcapture
    @MEcapture 6 лет назад +1

    Man this was a good episode

  • @conorgreenwood7259
    @conorgreenwood7259 2 месяца назад

    "He knows my mother's maiden name"😂

  • @jorgeledesma2418
    @jorgeledesma2418 3 года назад +1

    They all look alike, met his description.

  • @DemocracyManifest
    @DemocracyManifest 3 года назад +1

    Leon living his best life

  • @victormcdaniel4669
    @victormcdaniel4669 4 года назад +1

    Larry David's safe house would be on Jupiter.

  • @HalloFusilli
    @HalloFusilli 12 лет назад +1

    I love that God dammit at the end.

  • @Blaqsnake
    @Blaqsnake 6 лет назад +1

    Larry and Leon play so well off each other

  • @davemartinez4143
    @davemartinez4143 3 года назад +1

    Larry David and JB what a team

  • @KidMoon23
    @KidMoon23 13 лет назад +4

    @huppert24 He really does, I wish he went to NYC with Larry. Could've had an amazing confrontation with Gervais.

  • @Momo-hh6er
    @Momo-hh6er 2 года назад +1

    Damn my consequences line up just like Larry David lol

  • @kennylangley1997
    @kennylangley1997 4 месяца назад

    Now, that's how quickly it gets out of hand.

  • @amp4105
    @amp4105 8 месяцев назад

    one of the funniest setups in the show

  • @robbieclark7828
    @robbieclark7828 7 лет назад +2

    This is fucking brilliant

  • @braxfan683
    @braxfan683 3 года назад +1

    I love Leon and Larry 💎💎

  • @jsmcguireIII
    @jsmcguireIII 4 года назад

    Larry goes there every time

  • @snoop4470
    @snoop4470 3 года назад +1

    She's putting dry dirty clothes into the dryer.

  • @junlee6663
    @junlee6663 4 года назад +2

    This is fing hilarious.

  • @JamaicaDancehallTV
    @JamaicaDancehallTV 9 лет назад +19

    season 9 needs to be in the works....

    • @musicpianoman
      @musicpianoman 8 лет назад +3

      They are returning for a 9th season.

    • @drServitis
      @drServitis 7 лет назад +1

      Yep, new season coming out this year!

    • @pottytheparrot310
      @pottytheparrot310 7 лет назад +2

      drServitis Date announced October 1st

  • @tangobango9653
    @tangobango9653 5 лет назад +2

    Larry David is truly a funny man.

  • @packleader1215
    @packleader1215 12 лет назад

    Larry dodging that punch TOO FUNNAY!

  • @octaviancaesarhibernicus4447
    @octaviancaesarhibernicus4447 6 лет назад +103

    Don't they call does shirts wife-beaters in America?

    • @Sinisterkid34
      @Sinisterkid34 5 лет назад +8

      Octavian Caesar Hibernicus those types yeah, inferring that the people that wear those beat their wives. Mainly referring to southern people

    • @timbooth7581
      @timbooth7581 5 лет назад +28

      Southern people!? No way. They're mainly worn by fat Italians in Boston that smell like garlic and have spaghetti stains everywhere. Bunch of chumps that think the Sopranos was real life and say, "Eh, yo, forget about it." all the time.

    • @russianman07
      @russianman07 5 лет назад

      Blacks wear wife beaters primarily

    • @justinf8167
      @justinf8167 5 лет назад +7

      @@timbooth7581 lol Jesus why the hate on us Italians

    • @RedbadofFrisia
      @RedbadofFrisia 5 лет назад +1

      @@Sinisterkid34 you just had to get that dig in there?

  • @Evan-gi1hs
    @Evan-gi1hs Год назад

    leon has never taken an L in his life.

  • @drServitis
    @drServitis 7 лет назад +71

    Does Larry have a different house in every episode?

    • @jonhipolito807
      @jonhipolito807 6 лет назад +6

      drServitis you mean season?

    • @calvin3005
      @calvin3005 5 лет назад +37

      They have to keep changing houses because of neighbors complaining when filming, residents wanting their house back etc.

  • @Muilisxx
    @Muilisxx 5 лет назад +2

    Larry david is awesome. Larry is the gold watch of the show but leon is the diamonds.

  • @bananasupreme
    @bananasupreme 11 лет назад +9

    yeah classic lapd

  • @TrezTacos5280
    @TrezTacos5280 3 месяца назад

    He hits the vending machine... classic.

  • @zeckj83
    @zeckj83 4 года назад

    There was so much George in this.

  • @paultremblay4836
    @paultremblay4836 8 лет назад +1

    this is hilarious

  • @StormAutoAdventures
    @StormAutoAdventures 11 лет назад +2

    Leon's the man LOL

  • @TheGooglyminotaur
    @TheGooglyminotaur 3 года назад +1

    My name is Larry. I live on the 2nd floor. I live upstairs from you.

  • @JarrettMazza
    @JarrettMazza 11 месяцев назад

    "Fruit juice! You know how bad those are for your teeth?!"