@@yourmumschesthair4009 meh, I think it's a bit of a myth, maybe partially true because people suck at cooking veggies I loved broccoli and brussel sprouts as a kid, just steamed with some salt, I'm autistic and I kept requesting baked salmon with steamed broccoli (and the broccoli was really the star of the show, sometimes with similarly plain potatoes or rice) for every dinner, I wasn't a big fan of most fast food (besides gyro in pita or dürüm kebab if you consider it fast food) I think it's a matter of what you eat as a kid, how your palate develops, I guess many Westerners (I'm from Eastern Europe) spam kids with junky foods very early on and their palates are broken (I'm sure it's fixable, I have a ritual of having a "fasting" period where I don't use any spices, not even salt (and obviously no premade food with spices in it, I'm vegan, so that means just plain veggies, potatoes, rice, buckwheat, lentils, chickpeas etc. I may "cheat" a bit with tofu or tempeh cos I guess it has minuscule amounts of salt it in), to keep my palate very clean) probably my favorite dish nowadays is veggie soup (I won't give any specific recipe because I throw in whatever, but LOTS of onions is very important (even more important than the typical "stock" veggies and I don't use any premade stock or anything, in the worst case water, onions, salt and whatever veggie or potatoes or lentils will do), it's surprisingly difficult to fuck up a veggie soup, watch Adam Ragusea's "the SHOCKING SECRET to great veggie soup", wine is optional, I often add a bit of (fake, cheap) mirin for sweetness), I go a bit fancy with mirin, olive oil (at the end), ofc some MSG (I don't hate flavor, but I focus on the flavors of the veggies, so I'm fairly low on spice, depends on your standards), chili flakes (at the end) etc. whenever I can, I blend it and serve with some plain cubed tofu (a side of baguette can also be nice), absolutely delicious and extremely healthy (unless you're carnivore and consider veggies to be the devil, lol, otherwise it's whole-foods plant-based and pretty paleo, depending on your strictness), I genuinely prefer it over fast food junk, whenever I need to eat out, I miss my homemade food and I generally opt for the healthier vegan restaurant options (there's one near me that has homemade-style food instead of Beyond Burgers or, the other extreme, quinoa salads or whatever, I love cooked veggies, including the less liked ones like, idk, red cabbage (oooh, I love cabbage soup, check out Dr. Greger, red cabbage is the cheapest way to spam your body with antioxidants), but I absolutely detest salads, no amount of dressing with convince me to raw veggies, sorry, I'm the opposite of a raw foodist, raw food at best is just background noise, passes right thru me (some lettuce on a sandwich for texture is fine, I only really eat my tofu fish-style spread with pickles on rye bread / pumpernickel really, not a big fan of sandwiches either) and at worst, it'll be hard to digest, I don't have the gut for it or whatever) excuse my rant, as I said, I'm autistic (and I studied Talmud, so I'm used to walls of barely-comprehensible text, lol), I just write in these walls of text, the point is: I think many kids would love veggies, they just aren't really "taught" to like them, their palate gets used to chicken nuggies early on and we like what we're used to (well, I taught myself cooking from scratch and kinda "invented" my whole palate cos my parents are terrible cooks and at some point didn't have time to cook at all, so they just left me with premade junk to reheat in a microwave, I got fat, depressed, ugly and had to recover (the good news is: you can recover, I pretty much reversed aging at 23 and started looking better and younger than when I was 14, I constantly get asked for ID at 27), maybe that's why I dislike junk food nowadays: if you ate cheap reheated burgers all your adolescence, you'd get tired of it and start hating it sooner or later too, especially since I actually loved lots of healthy foods, but my parents didn't have time to cook and they were overall too controlling/paranoid to allow me to cook for myself back then) feel free to use whatever you need to make veggies palatable, soup is imo an easy one (if you like soups), curry, cover it in MSG, salt, spices, sugar, stir fry veggies with tofu and add a slurry of starch, sugar and spices at the end, do whatever you need, you can tone down the bad stuff (too much oil, salt, sugar - some is perfectly fine and MSG is arguably healthier than salt; it can be overdone, but frankly it's unlikely, unless your palate is utterly broken you'll add two teaspoons of sugar to a stir fry and it'll be perfect, otherwise it gets too sweet, don't obsess over the minutae) later, adjust slowly, but just get used to the flavors (even if "adjusted" with spices, oil, sugar, nothing bad about them, but obviously don't eat corn syrup with bits of broccoli mixed in, lol) and textures of veggies and you can work your way up from there, it's a better starting point than chicken nuggies (nothing wrong with them… well, I disagree ethically, but we speak about health now, not ethics, the health advice also applies to all kinds of "chickin" nuggies (which are one of the arguably few vegan substitutes that are actually indistinguishable from the real thing imo, nuggies are just whatever protein inside and it's all about that breading), no need to go psycho with "clean eating" unless you actually like it and it won't be detrimental to your mental health, otherwise just keep a balance and you're fine, no need to obsess about "oooh white rice is junk food (despite the Japanese having a bowl of white rice with everything and being one of the healthiest populations in the world)", food needs to be enjoyable and you just need to open up your mind to the idea that healthy food can be even more enjoyable than junk food, it's all about the perspective)
I live in Thailand my whole life. My grandma recipe use slice pork, chinese kale, tomato and oninion. It serve with spring onion, cucumber and priknampra (chilli and fish sauce).
Priknampra is the essential side dish! Can’t have a Thai fried rice without it. Although my wife always uses chicken instead of pork. Different ways I guess.
Martha Stewart is a real one. She has such funny beef with Gwyneth Paltrow and she hates the nonsense GOOP brand so much. When Gwyneth and Chris Martin got divorced and described it as a "conscious uncoupling", Martha wrote a pie recipe article called "Conscious Coupling" taking pot shots at her the entire description.
Two entitled white women frauds. One went to jail for insider trading and the other is a life long chainsmoker pretending to be a health guru. Both have made millions from being dishonest unscrupulous trash yet still don’t get canceled.
5:43 As a Thai, when I heard Uncle Roger shouted with disapproval on Martha’s boohoo on “THAI RICE”, I feel so heartwarming as if Uncle Roger become a soldier defending my honor.😂😂😂❤❤❤🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭
The 55 minute preset is actually for long cook which is designed to cook the rice fluffy and chewy. The fancier Zojirushi has the Umami mode which takes longer to cook. It’s 77 minutes! It pre soaked the rice for 22 minutes and starts cooking. It is more fluffier and flavorful with the Japanese imported Koshihikari rice! The Quick cook mode makes the rice too hard and less chewy!
Or you can set the timer, friends, and have rice waiting for you! I have a morning and evening timer. lmao, there's a reason why I paid almost as much for a rice cooker as I did my kitchenaid, even though I was a poor student when I bought it. My elephant is almost old enough to vote.
As a Thai, the use of vegetables in Thai fried rice is vary to the cooker. At some food cart you can find cabbage, Chinese kale, or tomato inside the fried rice (which is not ok for me too haha). And like Uncle Roger said, Martha missed so many ingredients like eggs, sugar, white pepper, and soy sauce (usually "green bottle cap", not Kikkoman). But the saddest thing about this is how she treat "fish sauce with chilli" like a gravy. Even the appearance is nothing near the real one.
@@daenwallace5487 Because Asian people are smart and they've realized that unless the rice is super sticky and clumpy (which fried rice should never be) it's much easier to eat it with a spoon.
@@chriswhinery925 Alternatively, put it into a bowl and push it directly into your mouth with the chopsticks. This is why proper Asian rice bowls have sides which are not too steep. I have no idea if Thai people ever use this method. Asia is not a monolith.
No, us thais just use spoon and fork to eat rice. it's easier to eat curry with spoon than eat it with chopsticks too. We mostly use chopsticks when we are eating noodles.
As a thai people, most restaurants exclusively use ผักคะน้า (Phak Kha Nah) as a vegetable of choice to put inside a fried rice. That's where the problem came in. Some people call ผักคะน้า as Kale, which isnt right. It more resembles to chinese brocoli or collard greens. I thought she may be confused ผักคะน้า with kale.
Uncle Roger!! Thai ppl still argue about what "Prik nam pla" must be call Prick = Chilli Nam Pla = Fish Sauce some ppl called Nampla Prik because of the scale Fish sauce is morethan Chilli But i'm so glad that you called Prik Nampla cause i'm prik nampla team yay🎉😂😂 9:42
@@THENAMEISQUICKMANYour logic needs polishing. Nigel is a comedian, and Martha has earned name and fortune with her home and cooking empire. There is no excuse for her to botch Thai Fried Rice. Even though Nigel makes is sound funny, Martha DID add too many leafy veggies and way too much fish sauce.
@@Arrow_in_the_Knee Simpin' on Martha too much, eh? She made a huge fortune in her home and cooking empire, and therefore she has no excuse making misleading recipes; that's so different from a grandma whose family can choose to either eat her food, or not.
1:23 Why do I believe this so much😂😂. This video started off so promising, but then it turned out that Martha Stewart likes fish sauce more than Snoop Dogg likes weed. I want Uncle Roger to review another Martha Stewart video.
6:48 look at his face😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂he's like why is this woman making our ancestors crying I also feel bad for him he was impressed with her and now she is making his ancestors crying
In fact, Thai fried rice can have a lot of greens and can even have some tomatoes and onions so sometimes you’ll find a little wet kind of fried rice in Thailand. Not a big deal
I worked with a brother and sister that were from Vietnam. And the brother would bring something that had fish sauce in it. Now where we worked at the time was a warehouse with NO AC & at lunch time he would whip his lunch out knowing my gag reflex & add MORE fish sauce to it, in a HOT HUMID warehouse lunch table. I gagged EVERY-TIME!🤢 He thought it was so funny & his sister older sister would smack him to quit teasing me. All in good fun (but I really couldn’t stomach it). Thanks for the reminder of some friends in the 90s from Vietnam. 😊 ✌🏻
I'm so surprised uncle Roger knew Prik Nam Pla. This Thai fried rice is almost legit. In Thailand , we use egg, fish sauce, soy sauce, sugar , MSG the lime in the end was correct , spring your lime to balance sweet from sugar
Obligatory "As a Thai" comment here: Yeah uncle Roger nailed everything, I ain't got nothin' to add here. Except she forgot MSG. That said, Bok choy is sometimes used in Thai noodles, and the lime wedges are actually sometimes served in wedges like that. Also she should have put in the egg in the fried rice too.
im indonesian, i add any greens i can find in refrigerator to cook my fried rice. honestly i find nasi goreng/fried rice that kind of dish that you can add anything u want as long as you have the basic old rice, soy sauce, and msg the rest is whatever you want
Yeah.. Just adding half teaspoon already so overwhelming but she adding maybe 3 spoons maybe more, if you making soup its ok but in fried rice.. I don't know how it taste and I don't wanna taste it.. 😂😂😂
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i almost choked on my food when you said that the rice cooker has quick cooking in 20 minutes because 55 minutes is too long, the rice would be in longer than Martha Stewart. That was too funny
I have the umami zojirushi rice cooker and I’ve never noticed the quick setting before 😅🤦🏼♀️ I actually did walk over and look at it. Oh well. I’m never in a hurry to make it.
One tip for not burn your garlics completely if you want to put them in first, crush the garlic, just enough for it to be split up, then put the whole clove in. You can also just use your palms to crush a garlic against the table or the cutting board if you don't have a knife. The smell will stick to the palm that touched the garlic for a while though.
to be fair, France is known for food. There is always a French way of cooking things. Whenever some french goes somewhere they eat everything remotely edible and be like "It's good, but it could be better", they blackmail the chef to get the recipe and improve it at home with higher quality ingredients. Whenever some chef goes to France, they bring a bit of french way of cooking back home.
7:28 that smoulder at Martha’s comment about being healthy for kids🤣😂🤣😂😂 I’ve got an upload coming in December, I’m hoping to blow the socks out of Martha’s
@te.le-gr.am-Mrnigel_ng I’m really excited, I’m a home cook so poor I can’t afford elephant rice maker but i can cook up a storm, I’ll let you know when I make it, oh and no wok either but beautiful seasoned cast ironed I’ve used for the last 30 years. Have an amazing day
As a Thai, the only thing she missed which makes me confuse is egg. Other things I’m cool with it. I saw many comments says they put tomato in their fried rice which ngl yea my grandma also put. I think Thai fried rice is just normal egg fried rice with whatever meat or vegetables you find in your fridge will be thrown in the wok. Ngl I when I made egg fried rice I just used old rice, eggs, and garlic. I don’t buy vegetables and meat because I don’t really cook it will be rotten. So it really depends on the household and what you have in the fridge. 😂 Hope you have fun moving to LA Uncle Roger! I moved from Thailand to LA and I miss Thailand already 😂
as a thai people since I was born, in Thai we actually add vegetable in a fried rice (in some restaurant we does that because its make our fried rice price lower), but there is so many bad restaurant that adds tomato in it ( I hate it ). So if Martha cooked like that its not her fault ngl. (sry for my bad english)
Thai guy here. Props to Martha Stewart. I'd say she got 75% of the recipe and execution correct. A tad too much fish sauce and no sugar is what kept her from the auntie title.
If Uncle roger knows that many Thai "fast dish" restaurants throw veggies as much in fried rice as possible and with the พริกน้ำปลา consumption he might have a stroke. Also as my defense, maybe the bok choy thing are using to substitute ผักกกวางตุ้ง which I saw some place using it.
I looked up the prices for that rice cooker in online stores. WOW🤯it's like almost 4 minimal wages in my region. I am sure the quality is great, but I already have a nice crockpot with "rice" setting. It will do for now 🤣
I think Martha is sponsored by Big Fish Sauce company lol, how can one have so many fish sauce on a fried rice. 😭 Also, 9:17 thanks for pointing this out, Uncle, it always weirded me out as a Southeast Asian person whenever I see someone eating rice with forks, like you have spoon, use it, Haiyaaaa. 😂
I'm half Thai, when I make my fried rice Thai Style.... I follow my mom's (Thai) way of doing it. I use Jasmine Rice, Egg, Salt, Pepper, Garlic, Scallion, Green Onion, Sesame Oil, Fish Sauce, MSG and Basil, if I wanted to add some heat, I use Crushed Red Pepper Flakes. As far as use of protein for the fried rice, I get creative and use whatever protein I'm in the mood for.
The issue I have with rice cookers is that they require a minimum amount in order to work at all. Since I live in a 1 person household, I don't need 1 1/2 cups of rice which - for all models I tested, seems to be the minimum. I usually need 1/2 cup! So I use a steam cooker for this. The rice comes out nice and fluffy - no danger of burning the rice and the steam will keep it warm, even if something delays your cooking by up to half an hour. Works well with Jasmine and Basmati rice.
Fuiyoh! Uncle Roger Never Disappoints ❤ The process of making Indian Fried Rice is also easy, you have to just exchange some ingredients from the normal Fried Rice, use Mustard Oil instead of any other oil, use specifically Bhoot Chilli instead of any other variety of chilli, add some Indian Masala's when you put your Left Over Rice to the Wok, use Coriander and Mint at the end, also MSG is necessary so don't forgot about it, if you don't have MSG then better don't make Fried Rice 😤.
No need MSG bruh just add it if u rly want to lmao. Also there's inter-state variants to this rice. For example, there's Lemon Rice/Chitranna in South, there's a Maharashtrian Phodnicha Bhat and idk the others but I bet all other regions have milder/stronger variantions too.
india and china share a border so there are a lot of indian food variants of chinese food, especially in the north-east where the border is. like we have momos as opposed to dumplings and hakka noodles as opposed to traditional chinese noodles. indian fried rice is very common and is seperate from chinese fried rice, just another variant@@umadbro4568
Correction from Thailand. Strip pork is alright. Burnt garlic is a must. Bok Choi is common. Other veggies are too much but not unexpected. But not all at once. The amount of fish sauce may be there to compensate for the water from those veggies. And the tomato is missing. But some people hate it so that's fine too.
As a Thai, I think its fine if cuting lime like that, but it harder to squeeze it with that shape and some source of lime juice smell could stick in to your finger.
As a Thai, the only things that I was going to criticise was how the cucumbers and limes were cut. But then, I saw she put chilli thing at the end I went blank 😂😂😂
As a non-Thai, I give her credit for even knowing about the chilli/fish sauce condiment and making an attempt at it. But I am crazy with the fish sauce myself. I like my food crazy spicy and even Thai people think I am crazy when they see how much chilli/fish sauce on my food.
What's outside her window is real. She has another show called Martha's garden and it shows all the like foot ball field sized garden/flower gardens. It's actually pretty dope Edit- was about halfway through the video when I commented and that fried rice really went down hill quick lol
She had me until the sauce at the end!!!! 😵💫😱 Uncle Roger, it’s great to see you adjusting well to LA life. I would love a tour of the local supermarkets if you ever get the chance.
The genuine joy on his face when she said wok, leftover rice and rice cooker was amazing
i thought that said her
This is why Uncle Roger is a fraud. Never not ONCE has he mentioned Maggi sauce. Thats the King of MSG you wee british goof.
SHE IS A CRIMINAL
Just to get slap back when she is about vegetable and even fish sauce 😂
You know, a new uncle Roger video is like MSG for food. It adds flavor and brightens up your day.
Uncle roger, king of youtube flavor
Yea
I don't know why but when I read this comment I was hearing it in my head and Uncle Roger's voice 🤣
Facts
Agreed
Nice work Niece Martha
IT'S YOU
Hey there nick if you are here you will reply to my comment
Oof. The disrespect.
Y-Y-Y ITS YOUUU ITS NICKK
Hahahaha
Tears welled up when Martha said, "Your kids will like it," right after adding green leaf vegetables and fish sauce.
depends on your kids
@@fariesz6786 ofc but its a well known fact that vegetables are a childs worst nightmare. i was a good kid and liked vegetablestho hahah
@@yourmumschesthair4009 Just add Msg to your veggie, then your kids will love it cause it has flavor in it.
😂😂😂😂
@@yourmumschesthair4009 meh, I think it's a bit of a myth, maybe partially true because people suck at cooking veggies
I loved broccoli and brussel sprouts as a kid, just steamed with some salt, I'm autistic and I kept requesting baked salmon with steamed broccoli (and the broccoli was really the star of the show, sometimes with similarly plain potatoes or rice) for every dinner, I wasn't a big fan of most fast food (besides gyro in pita or dürüm kebab if you consider it fast food)
I think it's a matter of what you eat as a kid, how your palate develops, I guess many Westerners (I'm from Eastern Europe) spam kids with junky foods very early on and their palates are broken (I'm sure it's fixable, I have a ritual of having a "fasting" period where I don't use any spices, not even salt (and obviously no premade food with spices in it, I'm vegan, so that means just plain veggies, potatoes, rice, buckwheat, lentils, chickpeas etc. I may "cheat" a bit with tofu or tempeh cos I guess it has minuscule amounts of salt it in), to keep my palate very clean)
probably my favorite dish nowadays is veggie soup (I won't give any specific recipe because I throw in whatever, but LOTS of onions is very important (even more important than the typical "stock" veggies and I don't use any premade stock or anything, in the worst case water, onions, salt and whatever veggie or potatoes or lentils will do), it's surprisingly difficult to fuck up a veggie soup, watch Adam Ragusea's "the SHOCKING SECRET to great veggie soup", wine is optional, I often add a bit of (fake, cheap) mirin for sweetness), I go a bit fancy with mirin, olive oil (at the end), ofc some MSG (I don't hate flavor, but I focus on the flavors of the veggies, so I'm fairly low on spice, depends on your standards), chili flakes (at the end) etc. whenever I can, I blend it and serve with some plain cubed tofu (a side of baguette can also be nice), absolutely delicious and extremely healthy (unless you're carnivore and consider veggies to be the devil, lol, otherwise it's whole-foods plant-based and pretty paleo, depending on your strictness), I genuinely prefer it over fast food junk, whenever I need to eat out, I miss my homemade food and I generally opt for the healthier vegan restaurant options (there's one near me that has homemade-style food instead of Beyond Burgers or, the other extreme, quinoa salads or whatever, I love cooked veggies, including the less liked ones like, idk, red cabbage (oooh, I love cabbage soup, check out Dr. Greger, red cabbage is the cheapest way to spam your body with antioxidants), but I absolutely detest salads, no amount of dressing with convince me to raw veggies, sorry, I'm the opposite of a raw foodist, raw food at best is just background noise, passes right thru me (some lettuce on a sandwich for texture is fine, I only really eat my tofu fish-style spread with pickles on rye bread / pumpernickel really, not a big fan of sandwiches either) and at worst, it'll be hard to digest, I don't have the gut for it or whatever)
excuse my rant, as I said, I'm autistic (and I studied Talmud, so I'm used to walls of barely-comprehensible text, lol), I just write in these walls of text, the point is: I think many kids would love veggies, they just aren't really "taught" to like them, their palate gets used to chicken nuggies early on and we like what we're used to (well, I taught myself cooking from scratch and kinda "invented" my whole palate cos my parents are terrible cooks and at some point didn't have time to cook at all, so they just left me with premade junk to reheat in a microwave, I got fat, depressed, ugly and had to recover (the good news is: you can recover, I pretty much reversed aging at 23 and started looking better and younger than when I was 14, I constantly get asked for ID at 27), maybe that's why I dislike junk food nowadays: if you ate cheap reheated burgers all your adolescence, you'd get tired of it and start hating it sooner or later too, especially since I actually loved lots of healthy foods, but my parents didn't have time to cook and they were overall too controlling/paranoid to allow me to cook for myself back then)
feel free to use whatever you need to make veggies palatable, soup is imo an easy one (if you like soups), curry, cover it in MSG, salt, spices, sugar, stir fry veggies with tofu and add a slurry of starch, sugar and spices at the end, do whatever you need, you can tone down the bad stuff (too much oil, salt, sugar - some is perfectly fine and MSG is arguably healthier than salt; it can be overdone, but frankly it's unlikely, unless your palate is utterly broken you'll add two teaspoons of sugar to a stir fry and it'll be perfect, otherwise it gets too sweet, don't obsess over the minutae) later, adjust slowly, but just get used to the flavors (even if "adjusted" with spices, oil, sugar, nothing bad about them, but obviously don't eat corn syrup with bits of broccoli mixed in, lol) and textures of veggies and you can work your way up from there, it's a better starting point than chicken nuggies (nothing wrong with them… well, I disagree ethically, but we speak about health now, not ethics, the health advice also applies to all kinds of "chickin" nuggies (which are one of the arguably few vegan substitutes that are actually indistinguishable from the real thing imo, nuggies are just whatever protein inside and it's all about that breading), no need to go psycho with "clean eating" unless you actually like it and it won't be detrimental to your mental health, otherwise just keep a balance and you're fine, no need to obsess about "oooh white rice is junk food (despite the Japanese having a bowl of white rice with everything and being one of the healthiest populations in the world)", food needs to be enjoyable and you just need to open up your mind to the idea that healthy food can be even more enjoyable than junk food, it's all about the perspective)
Just had fried rice in Thailand. Can 100% confirm that Uncle Roger's description in this video is completely accurate, and - it was very, very good.
"Marth's been to prison, fish sauce doesn't scare her."..after a long day ....that fuggin made my day... still laughing!!!!!
she didn't go to prison.. she went to a lightly guarded educational facility in beautiful West Virginia for a few months. 🥰
LOL, yes, that was a comedy gem!
"Martha has street cred and fish sauce cred" - Martha Stewart deserves a honorary Auntie title for her achievements beyond the culinary world . 😂
she tripled down on the fish sauce.. she must be missing her time with the girls in prison...
@xcreeperify You can do that outside prison too. It's called book club
@@xcreeperify😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Missed chance for "Sorry, children"...
Auntie (crimelord-ily)
I live in Thailand my whole life. My grandma recipe use slice pork, chinese kale, tomato and oninion. It serve with spring onion, cucumber and priknampra (chilli and fish sauce).
This is a true one. I know she tried to put the green to fried rice but wrong one. I usually don’t eat the tomato inside this fried rice though lol
Priknampra is the essential side dish! Can’t have a Thai fried rice without it. Although my wife always uses chicken instead of pork. Different ways I guess.
0:42 “that’s like going to Japan to get advice for pasta or going to the UK to get advice for… *anything.”* Poor UK catching a random stray😭
"Two teaspoons of fish sauce" reminds me of the "And two shots of vodka- *upends the bottle"*
Martha Stewart is a real one. She has such funny beef with Gwyneth Paltrow and she hates the nonsense GOOP brand so much. When Gwyneth and Chris Martin got divorced and described it as a "conscious uncoupling", Martha wrote a pie recipe article called "Conscious Coupling" taking pot shots at her the entire description.
Two entitled white women frauds.
One went to jail for insider trading and the other is a life long chainsmoker pretending to be a health guru.
Both have made millions from being dishonest unscrupulous trash yet still don’t get canceled.
Hearing that makes me smile and increases my affection for Martha. Gwyneth Paltrow is a dipshit.
Yeah, Gwyneth also made cake name "Jail bird "
@@senduran35 considering Martha owns to her going to prison that is honestly corny af. Gwyneth was just offended 😂
5:43 As a Thai, when I heard Uncle Roger shouted with disapproval on Martha’s boohoo on “THAI RICE”, I feel so heartwarming as if Uncle Roger become a soldier defending my honor.😂😂😂❤❤❤🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭
"Rice inside longer than Martha". Thank you for making me choke to death after laughing
Your comment is full of spam
8:50 any Asian would make sure not a single grain of rice is wasted. 1 grain = 1 drop of sweat of the rice farmer = 1 slap from your mother
i remember my mom used to say that a lot
Oh ic now,.. I was pissed at all that rice stuck to the bottom of her wok....
We have acres of rice farm in Iran. Not a single one wasted. Small and broken grains in the worst case goes for ducks and geese as their food.
@@melijahv its going to be hard rice, didn't use oil so its not crispy.
"Hey Martha, how much fish sauce do you think you'll need for this recipe?"
"YES."
The 55 minute preset is actually for long cook which is designed to cook the rice fluffy and chewy. The fancier Zojirushi has the Umami mode which takes longer to cook. It’s 77 minutes! It pre soaked the rice for 22 minutes and starts cooking. It is more fluffier and flavorful with the Japanese imported Koshihikari rice! The Quick cook mode makes the rice too hard and less chewy!
Ain`t nobody got time for that!
Or you can just look inside and when it's completely opaque white hit the cook button.
All this when I just do it in a pot and it takes 10 minutes and I get it perfectly lmao
@DW11111 74 mins for Umami and three extra minutes is for the wash-free rice.
Or you can set the timer, friends, and have rice waiting for you! I have a morning and evening timer. lmao, there's a reason why I paid almost as much for a rice cooker as I did my kitchenaid, even though I was a poor student when I bought it. My elephant is almost old enough to vote.
the amount of times nigel has made me choke laughing is ridiculous
@NiconSdcdbot
The amount od times nigel has made me choke on something else is ridiculous
@@junnakai6269 what’s that other thing? 🤔
Ayo
Ya, the one with pork loin thicker than lizzo was a riot
As a Thai, the use of vegetables in Thai fried rice is vary to the cooker. At some food cart you can find cabbage, Chinese kale, or tomato inside the fried rice (which is not ok for me too haha). And like Uncle Roger said, Martha missed so many ingredients like eggs, sugar, white pepper, and soy sauce (usually "green bottle cap", not Kikkoman).
But the saddest thing about this is how she treat "fish sauce with chilli" like a gravy. Even the appearance is nothing near the real one.
White peopleman here: Why no sticks, why fork and spoon?
@@daenwallace5487 Because Asian people are smart and they've realized that unless the rice is super sticky and clumpy (which fried rice should never be) it's much easier to eat it with a spoon.
@@chriswhinery925 Alternatively, put it into a bowl and push it directly into your mouth with the chopsticks. This is why proper Asian rice bowls have sides which are not too steep. I have no idea if Thai people ever use this method. Asia is not a monolith.
No, us thais just use spoon and fork to eat rice. it's easier to eat curry with spoon than eat it with chopsticks too. We mostly use chopsticks when we are eating noodles.
@@daenwallace5487 Spoon for rice, fork for noodles, chopsticks for not very much. May be traditional but it's been surpassed.
As a thai people, most restaurants exclusively use ผักคะน้า (Phak Kha Nah) as a vegetable of choice to put inside a fried rice. That's where the problem came in. Some people call ผักคะน้า as Kale, which isnt right. It more resembles to chinese brocoli or collard greens.
I thought she may be confused ผักคะน้า with kale.
It's called "Chinese Kale" in English. Also over 50% of thai food comes from China. Cry more
@@OatsmartTG wow, can you imagine following a recipe that is that close
Uncle Roger!! Thai ppl still argue about what "Prik nam pla" must be call
Prick = Chilli
Nam Pla = Fish Sauce
some ppl called Nampla Prik because of the scale Fish sauce is morethan Chilli
But i'm so glad that you called Prik Nampla cause i'm prik nampla team yay🎉😂😂 9:42
Prik nam pla also typically has lime juice in it...
The way Uncle rogers mood changed so fast when he saw a vegetable 😂
That just ruined his whole day
Wegetable*
0:52 "going to UK to get advice for anything."
Calm down Uncle Roger you don't have to do em like that ☠️😂😭
Oh no, he really does. They deserve it.
First of all Martha always comes in ready to respect everyone’s culture 😂❤ Martha be everywhere in everybody culture just soaking it up lol
The look he had on his face after martha said your kids will love it 😂😂😂
She thought "what's Asian and green" and put in Bok Choy! LOL.
Martha Stewart does it so well, she's not an aunt, she's a grandma. She shows us how a grandma would cook. Grandma Martha Stewart.
Does it so well? What part of her botching fried rice did you not understand?
@@Cyber11111 Cook like a grandma. Because not every grandma can cook well.
@@Cyber11111 This is a comedy show, not an actual person who knows perfect cooking lmao. Martha knows what she's doing
@@THENAMEISQUICKMANYour logic needs polishing. Nigel is a comedian, and Martha has earned name and fortune with her home and cooking empire. There is no excuse for her to botch Thai Fried Rice. Even though Nigel makes is sound funny, Martha DID add too many leafy veggies and way too much fish sauce.
@@Arrow_in_the_Knee Simpin' on Martha too much, eh? She made a huge fortune in her home and cooking empire, and therefore she has no excuse making misleading recipes; that's so different from a grandma whose family can choose to either eat her food, or not.
Uncle roger: Too much fish sauce.
Also uncle roger: pours a bag of MSG.
Martha Stewart and Uncle Roger doing a collab would break food blogs.
YEEESSSS
1:23 Why do I believe this so much😂😂. This video started off so promising, but then it turned out that Martha Stewart likes fish sauce more than Snoop Dogg likes weed. I want Uncle Roger to review another Martha Stewart video.
6:48 look at his face😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂he's like why is this woman making our ancestors crying I also feel bad for him he was impressed with her and now she is making his ancestors crying
Martha went from "bout to earn Auntie title" to "her pork thicker than Lizzo" to "wtf is this for a cow!?!?!" 😆 🤣
"who eating this? a fucking cow? 🐄🐄" dude this had me rolling on the floor. we have to agree his content is amazing fuiyoh! ❤
In fact, Thai fried rice can have a lot of greens and can even have some tomatoes and onions so sometimes you’ll find a little wet kind of fried rice in Thailand. Not a big deal
BTW Chef Wang (王剛) says he will never make egg fried rice anymore. 😢 Because China will cancel Chef Wang if he keeps making egg fried rice. 😂
@mrnigelng
Is he just too good? Why would they cancel him?
"Fish sauce doesn't scare Martha, she's been to prison"!!! Lol😂
Can you imagine uncle Roger and Martha collab?!?! Almost as exciting as he and Jamie would be.
she wouldn.t..hes not funny and she has Class, maybe @Lizzo
We seem to agree on the excessive use of fish sauce - it almost seemed like she was making a fish sauce soup instead of fried rice.
yea that is true
Uncle Roger Martha Stewart collab!!! Needs to happen!
x3 fish sauce in fried rice it is rice and fish sauce, the simple food for children in vietnam (sometimes )
I worked with a brother and sister that were from Vietnam. And the brother would bring something that had fish sauce in it. Now where we worked at the time was a warehouse with NO AC & at lunch time he would whip his lunch out knowing my gag reflex & add MORE fish sauce to it, in a HOT HUMID warehouse lunch table. I gagged EVERY-TIME!🤢 He thought it was so funny & his sister older sister would smack him to quit teasing me. All in good fun (but I really couldn’t stomach it). Thanks for the reminder of some friends in the 90s from Vietnam. 😊 ✌🏻
6:07 that hand slap
I felt that disappointment
I'm so surprised uncle Roger knew Prik Nam Pla.
This Thai fried rice is almost legit.
In Thailand , we use egg, fish sauce, soy sauce, sugar , MSG
the lime in the end was correct , spring your lime to balance sweet from sugar
Obligatory "As a Thai" comment here:
Yeah uncle Roger nailed everything, I ain't got nothin' to add here. Except she forgot MSG.
That said, Bok choy is sometimes used in Thai noodles, and the lime wedges are actually sometimes served in wedges like that.
Also she should have put in the egg in the fried rice too.
he forgot, hes a idiot comedian and Not a chef, also Fake accent
7:25 That face.. i can't 🤣🤣🤣
2:03 *doorbell*
Dad: it’s the rice cooker!
Me:?
Brings box in
My mind: OMG ITS THE SAME RICE COOKER WTH
"Two teaspoons... of fish sauce"
**POURS ENTIRE BOTTLE**
im indonesian, i add any greens i can find in refrigerator to cook my fried rice. honestly i find nasi goreng/fried rice that kind of dish that you can add anything u want as long as you have the basic old rice, soy sauce, and msg the rest is whatever you want
I remember Gordon Ramsay went as far as to add sambal and rendang to his interpretation of nasi goreng.
@@PanamanianMan317 yeah that was a disaster. Too many ingredients. The face he made when he tasted it was hilarious.
Nobody puts cabbage though. That's only good for vegetable stir fry.
@@jjryan1352Thin shredded cabbage in nasi goreng is delish. It turns translucent and soaks the seasoning well.
With the right technique tho
She's just so obsessed with fish sauce. I respect that. 😆
Is that a women behind bars thing?
as an asian, even i'm afraid of that much fish sauce in one plate, she had three portions on one fried rice
Yeah.. Just adding half teaspoon already so overwhelming but she adding maybe 3 spoons maybe more, if you making soup its ok but in fried rice.. I don't know how it taste and I don't wanna taste it.. 😂😂😂
uncle! chef Wang Gang being bullied online, He can no longer make egg fried rice anymore QWQ
Wow! 😂😂😂 This episode was so hilarious 😆 I have never laughed so so much. We enjoy your channel #UncleRogers 🎉🎉🎉 with love from #Botswana #Africa 🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼 - RB
i almost choked on my food when you said that the rice cooker has quick cooking in 20 minutes because 55 minutes is too long, the rice would be in longer than Martha Stewart. That was too funny
I have the umami zojirushi rice cooker and I’ve never noticed the quick setting before 😅🤦🏼♀️ I actually did walk over and look at it. Oh well. I’m never in a hurry to make it.
As a Thai, we basically put any vegetable we can find in our fridge in our fried rice lol
Yea that's anyone when they cook at home. Bok Choy would've never been served in a thai restaurant
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One tip for not burn your garlics completely if you want to put them in first, crush the garlic, just enough for it to be split up, then put the whole clove in. You can also just use your palms to crush a garlic against the table or the cutting board if you don't have a knife. The smell will stick to the palm that touched the garlic for a while though.
Only Uncle Roger could judge the ACTUAL original gangster Martha Stewart like that. I'd love to see a crossover
to be fair, France is known for food.
There is always a French way of cooking things.
Whenever some french goes somewhere they eat everything remotely edible and be like "It's good, but it could be better", they blackmail the chef to get the recipe and improve it at home with higher quality ingredients.
Whenever some chef goes to France, they bring a bit of french way of cooking back home.
France is known for FANCY food... and surrendering. XD
Cuisine imperialism/colonialism🤨?
6:38 “Sorry Children” (naughty Roger I’d sack the editor)
one session with Snoop and Martha would be able to whip up a 5 star gourmet fried rice
snoop is disgusting
@Heluva3 Bot
7:28 that smoulder at Martha’s comment about being healthy for kids🤣😂🤣😂😂 I’ve got an upload coming in December, I’m hoping to blow the socks out of Martha’s
@te.le-gr.am-Mrnigel_ng I’m really excited, I’m a home cook so poor I can’t afford elephant rice maker but i can cook up a storm, I’ll let you know when I make it, oh and no wok either but beautiful seasoned cast ironed I’ve used for the last 30 years. Have an amazing day
The moment he said that she might get the auntie title everything started going downhill, haiya, uncle roger you jinxed it.
As a Thai, the only thing she missed which makes me confuse is egg. Other things I’m cool with it. I saw many comments says they put tomato in their fried rice which ngl yea my grandma also put. I think Thai fried rice is just normal egg fried rice with whatever meat or vegetables you find in your fridge will be thrown in the wok. Ngl I when I made egg fried rice I just used old rice, eggs, and garlic. I don’t buy vegetables and meat because I don’t really cook it will be rotten. So it really depends on the household and what you have in the fridge. 😂
Hope you have fun moving to LA Uncle Roger! I moved from Thailand to LA and I miss Thailand already 😂
as a thai people since I was born, in Thai we actually add vegetable in a fried rice (in some restaurant we does that because its make our fried rice price lower), but there is so many bad restaurant that adds tomato in it ( I hate it ). So if Martha cooked like that its not her fault ngl. (sry for my bad english)
Thai guy here. Props to Martha Stewart. I'd say she got 75% of the recipe and execution correct. A tad too much fish sauce and no sugar is what kept her from the auntie title.
“Hoo eetin this? Da fackin caw!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Too funny regarding the greens being added and the fish oil. Hell, funny throughout.
If Uncle roger knows that many Thai "fast dish" restaurants throw veggies as much in fried rice as possible and with the พริกน้ำปลา consumption he might have a stroke.
Also as my defense, maybe the bok choy thing are using to substitute ผักกกวางตุ้ง which I saw some place using it.
The more greens fried rice has the angrier Uncle Roger becomes.
Because vegatables taste like sad. 😂
I looked up the prices for that rice cooker in online stores. WOW🤯it's like almost 4 minimal wages in my region. I am sure the quality is great, but I already have a nice crockpot with "rice" setting. It will do for now 🤣
Women's prison teaches you a lot about fish sauce.
Save money like uncle roger and marta" 😂😂lol
I think Martha is sponsored by Big Fish Sauce company lol, how can one have so many fish sauce on a fried rice. 😭
Also, 9:17 thanks for pointing this out, Uncle, it always weirded me out as a Southeast Asian person whenever I see someone eating rice with forks, like you have spoon, use it, Haiyaaaa. 😂
I'm half Thai, when I make my fried rice Thai Style.... I follow my mom's (Thai) way of doing it. I use Jasmine Rice, Egg, Salt, Pepper, Garlic, Scallion, Green Onion, Sesame Oil, Fish Sauce, MSG and Basil, if I wanted to add some heat, I use Crushed Red Pepper Flakes. As far as use of protein for the fried rice, I get creative and use whatever protein I'm in the mood for.
6:31 thank you
The issue I have with rice cookers is that they require a minimum amount in order to work at all. Since I live in a 1 person household, I don't need 1 1/2 cups of rice which - for all models I tested, seems to be the minimum. I usually need 1/2 cup! So I use a steam cooker for this. The rice comes out nice and fluffy - no danger of burning the rice and the steam will keep it warm, even if something delays your cooking by up to half an hour. Works well with Jasmine and Basmati rice.
"I don't even have bed yet, just sleep on the floor next to rice cooker"!, your insanity is hilarious, lol
Goooooo Uncle Roger!!!! Taking on Martha Stewart is no easy task!!! That would be a helluva collab!!! I hope it happens!!!
She said it was Thai Fried Rice but somehow she still made a salad...
A salad with fish sauce dressing! 🤣
Lmfaoooo
7:05 she have to add more fish sauce to kill the sad taste of veggies
I was watching this on a phone stand and when she said "your kids will love it" my phone stand just flopped and dropped my phone on the table💀
🤣 "Martha has been to prison, fish sauce doesn't scare her." 😂🤣 Aww man, the burn! 👍🙌👏
Fuiyoh! Uncle Roger Never Disappoints ❤
The process of making Indian Fried Rice is also easy, you have to just exchange some ingredients from the normal Fried Rice, use Mustard Oil instead of any other oil, use specifically Bhoot Chilli instead of any other variety of chilli, add some Indian Masala's when you put your Left Over Rice to the Wok, use Coriander and Mint at the end, also MSG is necessary so don't forgot about it, if you don't have MSG then better don't make Fried Rice 😤.
wtf is indian fried rice
@@umadbro4568 Chitrana
No need MSG bruh just add it if u rly want to lmao.
Also there's inter-state variants to this rice. For example, there's Lemon Rice/Chitranna in South, there's a Maharashtrian Phodnicha Bhat and idk the others but I bet all other regions have milder/stronger variantions too.
india and china share a border so there are a lot of indian food variants of chinese food, especially in the north-east where the border is. like we have momos as opposed to dumplings and hakka noodles as opposed to traditional chinese noodles. indian fried rice is very common and is seperate from chinese fried rice, just another variant@@umadbro4568
There is no such thing as Indian Fried Rice.
Correction from Thailand.
Strip pork is alright.
Burnt garlic is a must.
Bok Choi is common.
Other veggies are too much but not unexpected. But not all at once.
The amount of fish sauce may be there to compensate for the water from those veggies.
And the tomato is missing. But some people hate it so that's fine too.
As a Thai, I think its fine if cuting lime like that, but it harder to squeeze it with that shape and some source of lime juice smell could stick in to your finger.
As a Thai, the veggie part is ……a bit forgivable but after the fish sauce part has lost me 😂😂😂😂😂😂 and
8:39 she can’t. Even we won’t eat that
People might say Uncle Roger isn't real,
But you can't fake that level of pride destroyed so quickly by disappointment. 👌👌🤣🤣
As a Thai, the only things that I was going to criticise was how the cucumbers and limes were cut. But then, I saw she put chilli thing at the end I went blank 😂😂😂
What about all that cabbage?
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@@jjryan1352haiya.too much veg.
As a non-Thai, I give her credit for even knowing about the chilli/fish sauce condiment and making an attempt at it.
But I am crazy with the fish sauce myself. I like my food crazy spicy and even Thai people think I am crazy when they see how much chilli/fish sauce on my food.
@@chingron As a thai, I am shock that she used so much fish sauce. It's too salty at first glance!
An Uncle Roger/Martha Stewart collab would be epic.
6:35 ''Who eating this? A fucking cow?'' 🐮 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
The echo during the ad made the room sound emptier than Uncle Rogers heart when Auntie Helen left 😂
Her first debut on Uncle Roger channel has already better than Jamie Oliver
What's outside her window is real. She has another show called Martha's garden and it shows all the like foot ball field sized garden/flower gardens. It's actually pretty dope
Edit- was about halfway through the video when I commented and that fried rice really went down hill quick lol
Love that after all this time Jamie Oliver's fried rice is still the benchmark. Also holy shit that is so much fish sauce
I came straight from Jamie Oliver’s fried rice to here and wow what a save. 😂
You think that's a green screen in Martha's window? No, this is just Martha's life. Picture perfect.
" like going to U.K. for like?????? ANYTHING"
LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Uncle Roger you never fail to deliver! FUYAHHHHH
She had me until the sauce at the end!!!! 😵💫😱 Uncle Roger, it’s great to see you adjusting well to LA life. I would love a tour of the local supermarkets if you ever get the chance.
You telling me my rice cooker has a quick cook setting and doesn't take an hour?!? Game changer man, game changer...
My instant pot cooks rice in 14 minutes. 4 minutes at high pressure and then 10 on natural release.
I do appreciate that Martha goes through multiple methods to make meals.
7:03 you know it’s bad when Uncle Roger says there’s too much fish sauce 🤣
OMG i wasn't expecting "who eating this a fucking cow" made me laugh so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@2:10 EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!