@@kamikaze6198 i am not satanic, but i propose to launch a crusade against heretical Minecraft server including the furry one by make the server crash with a lot of tnt explosion and chicken
@Shawn Dominique The best part is that thou managed to invoke upon thee the righteous wrath of christendom, and begin another fucking internet crusade we didn't need by just being a whiny snowflake of a brat (or a genious level troll, I don't have the slightest idea), on an 8-bit remix of a song that isn't even about the crusades, you uninspired moron! And by the way... DEUS VULT!
In the heart of Holy See In the home of Christianity The Seat of power is in danger There´s a foe of a thousand swords They´ve been abandoned by their lords Their fall from grace will pave their path, to damnation Then the 189 In the service of heaven They’re protecting the holy line It was 1527, gave their lives on the steps to heaven Thy will be done! For the grace, for the might of our lord For the home of the holy For the faith, for the way of the sword Gave their lives so boldly For the grace, for the might of our lord In the name of his glory For the faith, for the way of the sword Come and tell their story again Under guard of 42 Along a secret avenue Castel Saint’Angelo is waiting They’re the guard of the Holy See They’re the guards of Christianity Their path to history is paved with salvation Dying for salvation with dedication No Capitulation, annihilation Papal commendation, reincarnation Heaven is your destination In the name of god Gave their lives so boldly Come and tell the Swiss guards story again
Thought it was shattered by Persians during the Final Roman-Persian War, only shards remaining. In retribution, Emperor Heraclius with his Roman-Khazar strike force on the way to Iran made a pit stop in Azerbaijan to destroy the Zoroastrian Temple of the Eternal Flame, then laid waste to a lot of Iraq and Iran, drawing the Persian forces away from Constantinopolis to be confronted in a final battle. Decades later, _here comes the jihad_ !
There is a Multiplayer Easter Egg that shows the Swiss Guard, but yeah I was shocked when people declared this song to be the symbol of the Crusades too
@@dot8298 It's actually kind of fitting though that the go to crusade song was just suddenly *claimed* by crusaders out of nowhere. Like many things during those times, the crusaders just took it because we wanted it. *DEUS VULT*
This song technically isn't about the Crusades, but it fits them well (minus the lyrics that are specific to the Sack of Rome, that is.) The Last Stand of the Swiss Guard was a pretty badass moment it history, also.
How else is he supposed to pay for the 189, in the service of Heaven? They're protecting the holy line, it was 1527. Gave their lives on the steps of Heaven, *THY WILL BE DONE!* FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF THE LORD, FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY! FOR THEIR FAITH FOR THE WAY OF THE SWORD, GAVE THEIR LIVES SO BOLDLY! FOR THE GRACE, FOR THE MIGHT OF THE LORD! IN THE NAME OF HIS GLORY! FOR THEIR FAITH FOR THE WAY OF THE SWORD, COME AND TELL THEIR STORY *AGAIN!*
A lonely crusader stands on your way* "I won't let you get to the pope, your crusade ends now" You know he is doing the right thing, but you have to fight in order of completing your mission*
Can anyone create an rpg with a maker set in rome 1527 and use this as background music? I'd play the hell out of it. Edit: Heh... 'play the hell out of it'
I find it sickening and worrying there are a particular few people on this comment thread who have dedicated sections of their days for the past year to genuinely insult modest people who are just having a good time making jokes about history. Has it really come to this point where we can't even make jokes before people with no knowledge of History can decide what is wrong and right?
@@agustinl2302 Any problems? About 13 people seem to disagree. It's not being dramatic, I'm just stating the obvious truth. No need for a mundane and sour response, friend. I honestly have no real issues, I just wanted to point out there are people who have a few screws loose.
@@ohok8280 "Oh look I have 13 likes". Seriously? Look, we may not even be talking about the same people here. But saying that you find them or their comments to be "sickening and worrying" is being so overly dramatic it hurts.
This feels like I'm being stopped by a high ranking guard at some sort of bridge and he's going on a tangent explaining the feats of his kingdom and how he protects it and he's very prideful about it, but at some points he says things that are very threatening and you can't tell if he's joking
I think it's also used for crusades because the song also is about the dedication of the men who fought and died in the name of christendom and to protect what is holy to them.
damn, this video is the only one on my channel that has gained 100K views!
TASB PooL it's normal this is really great
Make more 8-bit covers of sabaton songs, maybe even powerwolf as well? :P
Its sabaton. And One of their best songs at that. Im surprised it didnt get more. Totally desirves it.
Because it is quality that matters and this one is highest! Not as high as lord though...
TASB PooL that’s how *Crusade* works
"Sorry, the Pope is in another Castle!"
lol
that made me literally laugh out loud. bravo!
Wouldn't that be the good ending though?
Excellent comment sir +1
It's sounds oddly inspirational when in 8 bit.
PRESS START TO SAVE THE POPE
THEBIGCHEESE56 67 finally someone gets it!
Are you a pious enough knight to rescue THE POPE?
AVE MARIA!!
Not Frank
666 likes??? You are a Heretic.
1 coin= 3 swiss guard lives
coin
nummum
Take my life savings
Lemme rob a bank real quick
63 coins coming right up
Secret room found: "Route to Castel Sant'Angelo unlocked!"
@@henryadams1412 Bro, Thats a Jojo Reference?
Did they set that jumbo screen?
Game Over. Heaven is your destination
That'd be the best game-over, ever. Wait, that's life. When you die, it's game over and heaven is your destination.
so long as, GOTT MIT UNS!
Shawn Dominique but that’s where your wrong
@Shawn Dominique Oh hey it's that angry guy!
@Shawn Dominique You seem angry.
@Shawn Dominique Looks like it.
Press start to defend Rome from the heathens
*Heretics. Lutherans are non-Catholic Christians, which makes them heretics.
most of the mercenaries where catolics from bavaria
The people of the book subverted Rome from the “heathens” though..
@@whatzittooya9012 No catholic has ever red the Bible and remained a catholic. You have nothing in common with it, nor with Christ. Much love bitches
ok heretic
When you join the non-christian server in minecraft.
Time for some crusade
*DEUS VULT INTENSIFIES*
how about the satanic one
*SATANS AGENTS HAVE NO PLACE IN OUR LORDS GIFT*
PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THE CHILL OF DEATH
@@randomblacktemplar738 BEGONE SPAWN OF DARKNESS
@@kamikaze6198 i am not satanic, but i propose to launch a crusade against heretical Minecraft server including the furry one by make the server crash with a lot of tnt explosion and chicken
*Insert coin to start crusade*
Shawn Dominique ur dad lesbian so shut up u heretic !
Shawn Dominique go fuck yourself
Shawn Dominique Both sides(Crusades and jihad) did bad things.
Shawn Dominique it was done to save Christianity
*INSERTS 50 COINS*
It's sounds oddly inspirational when in 8 bit.
@Shawn Dominique The best part is that thou managed to invoke upon thee the righteous wrath of christendom, and begin another fucking internet crusade we didn't need by just being a whiny snowflake of a brat (or a genious level troll, I don't have the slightest idea), on an 8-bit remix of a song that isn't even about the crusades, you uninspired moron!
And by the way... DEUS VULT!
@@RayTC He still succeeded in getting an agressive response out of you.
@@glorytoyeshuahamaschiach8362 ah yes the classic "i was merely pretending to be retarded, epic troll!!"
Press start to take the holy land
hahaha
The bonus level is defending Jerusalem and collect bible pages you get 10000 tickets if you collect all the pages in the bible
@@generalseal6948 No, you convert to Protestantism after collecting all the pages in the Bible.
@@a.s.7936 Nah, although the +10% National Tax Modifier and +15% Improve Relations are kinda nice, along with Church power.
@@edwardcollier7218 Why not? Curia Controller and Excommunication are bullshit, although I do like Crusade target...
In the heart of Holy See
In the home of Christianity
The Seat of power is in danger
There´s a foe of a thousand swords
They´ve been abandoned by their lords
Their fall from grace will pave their path, to damnation
Then the 189
In the service of heaven
They’re protecting the holy line
It was 1527, gave their lives on the steps to heaven
Thy will be done!
For the grace, for the might of our lord
For the home of the holy
For the faith, for the way of the sword
Gave their lives so boldly
For the grace, for the might of our lord
In the name of his glory
For the faith, for the way of the sword
Come and tell their story again
Under guard of 42
Along a secret avenue
Castel Saint’Angelo is waiting
They’re the guard of the Holy See
They’re the guards of Christianity
Their path to history is paved with salvation
Dying for salvation with dedication
No Capitulation, annihilation
Papal commendation, reincarnation
Heaven is your destination
In the name of god
Gave their lives so boldly
Come and tell the Swiss guards story again
r/expectedsabaton
@@thedano-spaniard2204 No way that is actually a thing dude......I am scared to search now
God*
holy sea*
"MOMM WHERE'S MY OLD NINTENDO GAMEBOY!?!?! I'M GOING TO RETAKE THE HOLY LAND!!!!!"
This really protects my pope.
Final Boss: Charles V
Alejandro Aspillaga Azua first boss: Philip IV the fair
Final boss: Carolus Rex
Insert one coin to participate in the most badass last stand in human history
*inserts coin with holy intent*
The True Cross is in another holy city
in Constantinople
@Anglo Commando *Miklagård
Silly brits. You need me to come over there and provide some linguistic corrections?
@Anglo Commando Only if you reintroduce the vowel Æ. It misses you :(
Thought it was shattered by Persians during the Final Roman-Persian War, only shards remaining. In retribution, Emperor Heraclius with his Roman-Khazar strike force on the way to Iran made a pit stop in Azerbaijan to destroy the Zoroastrian Temple of the Eternal Flame, then laid waste to a lot of Iraq and Iran, drawing the Persian forces away from Constantinopolis to be confronted in a final battle. Decades later, _here comes the jihad_ !
* burns everything at the stake.*
*When you declare a holy crusade on the Minecraft server you play on*
Templars and swiss guards:
*nice day for killin', aint it?*
The Heathens:*”Why, yes it is!”*
Hospitallers, who are going to keep their party alive: *Huh-ha!*
Koifish brought me here. Absolutely blown away by this cover, it's worthy of the popularity artists like 8-Bit Universe currently have.
lol, the kazoo cover? XD
@@elchicounsl nah I meant this one. Koifish's is good too tho
There is an 8-bit remix community??
@@RC15O5 No, 8-Bit Universe is a band.
~~INSERT 75 CENTS FOR 1 HOLY WAR~~
The God Of Nose SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
Thy Art Is TeeHee
This song isn’t about the crusades, it’s about the defense of the pope during the sack of Rome in 1527
Instert 69cents to defend pope in sack of Rome
@@candc7124 Yeah and that's a HOLY WAR
You couldn't add a swiss guard huh
CacaPooPooPeePeeShire it may be about the Swiss guard but thanks to the internet it will go down as a meme about retaking the holy Land.
CacaPooPooPeePeeShire no
There is a Multiplayer Easter Egg that shows the Swiss Guard,
but yeah I was shocked when people declared this song to be the symbol of the Crusades too
Up yours. I'll jam this if there ever is a crusade.
@@dot8298 It's actually kind of fitting though that the go to crusade song was just suddenly *claimed* by crusaders out of nowhere. Like many things during those times, the crusaders just took it because we wanted it. *DEUS VULT*
NEW DESTINATION DISCOVERED: HEAVEN
Swiss Guard Chronicles - SEGA GENESIS
Press the start button to begin your deffense of the Pope.
Super Crusader Bros Remastered for Switch! Now only $40! Go on the crusade like never before!
Let me buy this now
Shut up and take up my money.
swiss guard, not crusades.
DIOhydrogen Monoxide the Swiss gaurd dlc is included
> Top comment isn't about the crusades
Well damn, first time for everything.
>Song isn't about the crusades
Neither is the song
@@markmikolay9019 Pretty sure that's what OP is referencing.
always makes me cringe seeing failtexting.
This 8-bit version of The Last Stand could have easily been the main theme song to an epic medieval-styled Nintendo game called “Defending The Realm”.
Defending swadia and its shithole of a ruling class
“Insert one coin to defend the Vatican”
The nostalgia kick I got from this was insane!
This song technically isn't about the Crusades, but it fits them well (minus the lyrics that are specific to the Sack of Rome, that is.) The Last Stand of the Swiss Guard was a pretty badass moment it history, also.
Press start to retake the holy land
The best intro music for an action game hands down!
Is it just me or does the chorus parts and the part at 2:20 sound like bagpipes?
You are right there, they do remind me of the higher notes on the bagpipes
Yes C A T H O L I C
S C O T L A N D
O N C E
M O R E
@@Guns_Blazin year late but...
YES
PLEASE
This is a masterpiece. Now all you need is to have an actual swiss guard instead of a crusader from 500 years before the song takes place.
Press A to put on your armor
Press B to sharpen your sword
Press X to mount your horse
Press Y to D E U S V U L T
Thank you, Joakim!
Unfortunately, the Pope is in another Church!
[World 2-1: x3]
what
is it
with idiots typing
like his
When some one swears at your Christian minecraft server: ✝️🪓[-|-]🛡✝️ DEUS VULT, Then you destroy the heathens and furries. 0:01
† Deus Vult †
“Victory!”
Crusaders: Phew, Almost los-
“R O U N D 2”
Crusaders: “F R I C K”
song isn’t about the crusades
This is the music that plays when you fight the final boss, Saladin.
Objective:
>Destroy all enemies
>Papal Palace must survive
Support Power "Blessing" unlocked
Peasant: "This song isn't about the crusades"
Us: Too bad! *WE'RE CLAIMING IT ANYWAY!*
*BY THE POPE INTENSIFIES*
How can this masterpiece have ads on it? This is BLASPHEMY!
How else is he supposed to pay for the 189, in the service of Heaven? They're protecting the holy line, it was 1527. Gave their lives on the steps of Heaven, *THY WILL BE DONE!*
FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF THE LORD, FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY! FOR THEIR FAITH FOR THE WAY OF THE SWORD, GAVE THEIR LIVES SO BOLDLY! FOR THE GRACE, FOR THE MIGHT OF THE LORD! IN THE NAME OF HIS GLORY! FOR THEIR FAITH FOR THE WAY OF THE SWORD, COME AND TELL THEIR STORY *AGAIN!*
Press Start to defend Christianity from the SJWs
Amen.
A big amen and amin for thou brother
*Deus Vult*
*Proceeds to mash the start button*
@@traditionalfascists3303 no offense for the muslim but jews?!
Helllll naw
We need to uncuck christianity and bring it back to its former glory!!!
1 dollar for 1 crusade
*SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY*
"protect Jerusalem"
"Yes" "No"
"Start"
*SMASHES THE BUTTON YES X10000000000000000 TIMES*
*Rome but eh close enough
This is well made, It reminds me of those old boss fights
England used The Crusades. It's super effective!
Insert code: deus vult
To begin with 189 lives
Look at my name
DEUS VULT!
... clever bastard
DEUS VULT DEUS VULT
DEUS VULT
No, look at my name.
"You've unlocked saracen as a playable character"
it's really nice
but no this song is not about the damn crusade, pay some respect to the swiss guards
Press *A* to retake the holy lands
When you seek to retake the mushroom kingdom
It is a lovely day in Jerusalem
And you are a glorious crusader
*All your holy land belong to us*
Roni Hyvärinen no it’s all your holy land are belong to us
Super Crusader Bros, press A to start... Level 1, the siege of Kerak
You just gonna skip the Bells like that.
INSERT CREDIT: 1/1
PRESS START!
CONTROLS-
-A=sword
-B=shield
-X=use item/action
-Y=special attack
COMBOS-
-A,A,B=shield bash combo
-B,A=block and counter
-A,A,A,B,Y=SPECIAL COMBO (The Lord's Will)
-A,B,A,A,B,A,Y=SPECIAL COMBO (God's Judgement)
Time to start up the old Warcraft 1 again, I finally found the soundtrack to purge Orcs to
My friend:Eww are you listening to sabaton
Me:Your saying mad s*** for someone in crusading distance
*Press start to take Jerusalem*
Press START to launch the crusade
When you return to CK2
ЗА ГРОБ ГОСПОДЕНЬ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
О да)
Insert one Prayer to begin your new life as a mighty TEMPLAR
As long as they're not the Templars from the Assassin's Creed games, I'm in!! Those guys are jerks!
@@monsterhunter66 *consern in catholic*
*A heretic has challenged you to a battle*
Do you accept?
(*doing so gives 34 coins*)
Combo breaker! You saved the Pope!
Defend the holy land
>Start
Settings
Insert coin to begin
† IN HOC SIGNO VINCES †
† DEUS VULT †
@Shawn Dominique Unusual thing.
@Shawn Dominique says the walnut sized brain getting angry over jokes
SPAM SHAWN WITH DEUS VULT TO PISS OFF THIS FECKER
@Shawn Dominique DEUS VULT
@Shawn Dominique D E U S V U L T I N F I D E L
when you gotta program at 9 am but retake the holy lands at 10 am
It's about the Swiss Guard not the Crusades * *AUTISTIC SCREECHING* *
I still to this day fail to understand why people like you continue to weaponize a disability to insult others. 😐
@@awesomesauce5974 Offended by a joke? *Seriously?*
True, but it's fits thematically.
we only find it funnier than the average person already does - kind regards, the autistic community- @@awesomesauce5974
@@awesomesauce5974 the world would be so boring if we couldn't make fun of anything cause someone might be insulted. Also it's an internet meme
A lonely crusader stands on your way*
"I won't let you get to the pope, your crusade ends now"
You know he is doing the right thing, but you have to fight in order of completing your mission*
Brother, are you online?
Can anyone create an rpg with a maker set in rome 1527 and use this as background music? I'd play the hell out of it.
Edit: Heh... 'play the hell out of it'
"The quest of the Holy Grail" Press start to begin
Press X to Take Jerusalem
*insert the cross to begin the crusade*
Press F to pay respects to Europe.
F
Sorry Crusader, deus vult is in another castle
*"Press start to take Jerusalem"*
Sounds like an epic retro final boss battle
I can little hear the lyrics
All your Jerusalem belong to us
*Press "D" to start Mission: DEUS VULT!*
ok for some reasson this sounds like something you legit hear in a boss battle or in the credits of a game
I find it sickening and worrying there are a particular few people on this comment thread who have dedicated sections of their days for the past year to genuinely insult modest people who are just having a good time making jokes about history.
Has it really come to this point where we can't even make jokes before people with no knowledge of History can decide what is wrong and right?
stfu lol
What I find "sickening and worrying" is your drama. Get over it.
@@agustinl2302
Any problems? About 13 people seem to disagree.
It's not being dramatic, I'm just stating the obvious truth. No need for a mundane and sour response, friend. I honestly have no real issues, I just wanted to point out there are people who have a few screws loose.
@@ohok8280 "Oh look I have 13 likes". Seriously?
Look, we may not even be talking about the same people here. But saying that you find them or their comments to be "sickening and worrying" is being so overly dramatic it hurts.
oh ok dont worry about it they are just butthurt and doesnt have humor
Why do I need this so much?
Crusades 2:Siege of Jerusalem. Coming this summer to SNES and SEGA genesis
I think you got it wrong, I think you mean "The protection of the pope" not crusades
@@lolscorpion103 Can take a Joke aren't ya
Now I ain't religious
But damn its time to crusade
When you have to do another crusade, but it's the 1980s
This feels like I'm being stopped by a high ranking guard at some sort of bridge and he's going on a tangent explaining the feats of his kingdom and how he protects it and he's very prideful about it, but at some points he says things that are very threatening and you can't tell if he's joking
People keep saying it's about the crusades. Please stop you're no better than weaboos. It is about the 189 Swiss Guard.
Yes, we get. Its a meme. People can think the way they want. Its funny. Stop trying to ruin peoples fun and enjoyment of the song.
@@brendanmcclelland8457 and for that this comment will get a trip to my sword!
*DEUS VULT THOU HERETIC*
@@kamikaze6198 mine or his? Also NON NOBIS DOMINAE.
@@brendanmcclelland8457 no
my sword
I think it's also used for crusades because the song also is about the dedication of the men who fought and died in the name of christendom and to protect what is holy to them.
The song we didn’t ask but needed😂
Ringtone baby
I need a 10hr version of this. I have my masters thesis to write.
I second this
Insert 25cents to Let the Crusade begin
The Holy Grail is in another castle
Press X to DEUS VULT
If he is holding the longsword with one hand and in the other the shield. Hes a pure knighty boi