Usually players like this bard do not attack you when you are not attacking them in this game, you can notice that the only times the bard attacked are when the moves that the guy recording did that could actually deal damage.
dude randomly screams, charges, attacks with an indestructible instrument, randomly plays for a split second, and dies afterward. *his goals are beyond our understanding*
Wait, that was another guy? I was sure it's an NPC😂 Edit: Jesus, I'm still getting replies. I get it, I was trolled. For fuck's sake, it was a month ago and I already found out this much
This guy is honestly an angel sent from God. Doesnt care about the game rules or logic. Just wants everyone to have a good time and god damn it he did it. Heavenly Bard you will be remembered.
If he had a sword he'd have had the guy 6 times over, but the lute has an even more op effect of destroying the insides of your opponent's IRL stomach by causing it to vibrate so hard from laughing they're unable play the game anymore.
Games are not violent. It depends on the community. I think we both agree to that since you are a TF2 player as well. Our community is pretty fun and polite
@Nog No it wasn't the player's voice. Mordhau has "taunts" and "emotes" and all the voices and stances that you saw from the other player were part of the game. Otherwise yes, that was a human player. Bots don't act funny like that.
It has a list of preset voices, and in addition a slider bar which can adjust the pitch of any of them. He's picked a voice that was funny in the first place, and also slid the pitch all the way to the top.
@@thesprawl2361 It has a list of preset voices, and in addition to that a slider that can change the pitch of any of them. This is probably the funniest voice and if you slide the pitch all the way up to the top it makes it funnier.
We need more people like this bard. Doesn't care about winning, is focused on just having fun, what games are meant for. We need a million more like him in EVERY game ever.
swinging wildly, 360 spin attacks, playing a tune from his instrument that is also his weapon, and screaming "dodge this you bastard" a formidable foe indeed 😂
He says: Guitar man! Come! Let's brawl! I can't stand it any longer (laughing) Sorry I have to walk away. How can you stay serious at that? (Laughing) I can't stand it any longer (laughing)
He was a sorcerer trained in the arcane art of music. He was going to play a tune that would cause you great pain, but he was one note off and accidentally played the melody of suicide. 0:46
LMAO LMAO LMAO thats where i fucking lost it man! And the guy laughing in the video lost it too when he saw that shit LOOOL! I've been literally crying with laughter in the last 5 minutes.
Translation: 0:05 come, lets brawl 0:12 I cant do this 0:17 (lol) sorry I have to get away real quick 0:27 how should you stay serious like this [german laughter intensifies]
@@andryuu_2000 yeah true. So many words are similiar its like half of the vocab. The word is "prügeln" btw. German is basicly like a mix of english, latin and a noridc language + overcomplicated grammer
The first sentence he said sounded german, the rest sounded like icelandic to me. But if it's german then i havnt heard this type of dialect before, and i usually know how german sounds
@@kyrxon277 he's says: Gitarren Mann? Komm lass prügeln (Starts laughing). Ich kann nicht mehr, sorry ich muss kurz weglaufen. Wie soll man da ernst bleiben? Translated: guitar man? Let's fight, I can't anymore, sorry I have to run away for a sec. How am I supposed to stay serious?
I have to say this...on March 15th, 2021, I lost my mom to pancreatic cancer. The past couple of weeks, I've been sad, despondent, and at times emotionally numb. I just randomly clicked on this video, and watched it 4 times and each time I've watched it, today was the first time I've laughed so hard that I was literally crying. And...for a moment, I forgot about my mom and was able to move on, just for a moment, away from my mother's passing. Thank you for posting this. You made a difference.
Keep on laughing (and make your mother smile!) :) Let it escape your body, be free :) All the best to you and anyone else with ptsd and similar/experiences.
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Game is called "Mordhau" my memedudes 😘 from twitch.tv/Bonjwa
"memedudes" thx 👀
👄
@Pika.chu977 i dont know sorry /: try google, maybe you can find out (:
@Pika.chu977 no, but Chivalry 2 Will come out this year for console
Was* until it died :(
The channel is called "Bonjwa"
I like how the guy with the lute stopped attacking as if he knew he was killing his enemy with laughter
Usually players like this bard do not attack you when you are not attacking them in this game, you can notice that the only times the bard attacked are when the moves that the guy recording did that could actually deal damage.
@@Raiom. thats awesome
and then he just dies lmao
@@gaelurquiz5755 that was a real player
It's just the rule of friendlies. Play TF2 for a prime example
I love how the random viking pops up at the end and is like 'OH NO THE BARD'
Hahahaha “WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO OUR PRECIOUS BARD”
OH NO THE SKALD
"As if killing the bard impresses us..."
Body's still warm...looks like there's a killer about.
@@jomo999 By the gods, theres a psychopath on the loose!
That dude’s secret technique is making his opponents laugh so hard they can’t fight back... Pretty solid if you ask me
true ngl
Ah yes, that’s why he attacked with a lute and committed die
@@Neo2266. he took pity on the other guy because his technique was too strong, so he let him win
@@Neo2266. Its to send a message
You could say, he kills people, by making them laugh...to *death!*
The way he uses the taunt animation to fake a swing is just genius. This guy is probably very skilled when playing serious.
yeah, i highly doubt a noob could pull off moves like that
He is trolling,and trolls like those are mostly good players.
@@nonameuntilifindanewone.6053 yeah they are already bored with playing the "legit" way.
@@Ctrekoz
Correct.
@@Ctrekoz uuuuu they are so cool 😎
dude randomly screams, charges, attacks with an indestructible instrument, randomly plays for a split second, and dies afterward.
*his goals are beyond our understanding*
hahaha
Underrated comment.
His death was not in vain
Sigma male
far beyond
"Dodge this, you bastard!"
*Dodges*
"Okay, I'll just play my Lute, then.."
He didn't even swing bro, He just spun around.
the dungcovert peasant convention is this way :D
00:50 *Guess I’ll die*
He did hit him
What game is this
Dude just wanted a lute vs sword fight and you were laughing at him, so he just went GOODBYECRUELWORLD.
Banjo
Banjo?
@Ludwig Broström (elev) its a fucking protobanjo
Um that's a lute
Thanks for correcting me lol.
3 years later, this still makes me die of laughter.
Jup this is just Comedy gold
I know right
Best community ever in this game ♥
2023 here, and im still laughing watching this at office 😂
Dude got the best reaction. But all credits due, the Bard was the Star.
0:29 Insult, into taunt, into 360 and then an attack. That's the ultimate mix-up
DISCOMBOBULATE
Kazuya has nothing on this bard
You literally can't dodge that you bastard
Then proceed to miss
You forgot after 360 he plays the lute then attack
0:37 the way he plays the instrument for a split second in the heat of the fight is what got me
got him too lol
It was a super effective laughing-tune-spell
He was reloading
that's the point LOL
Hilarious 🤣
A very passionate voice actor for sure
The BEST voice actor.😁👍👍
He even posed for the animations
@@oddoneout1835 naaah,. the best one is SOMEBODY TOUCHED MY SPAGET
He wasn’t acting some say
Wait, this isn't voice chat??
“Dodge this you bastard”, Dumbledore said calmly
I laughed to this comment more than i laughed to the video
@@ShoonitStSinta
Me too...!! It's actually quite hillarious the more you think about it.
Good one
I love how everyone just knows this meme
lol hahaha this is because in the book dumbledore says somethin calmly but int he movie he shouts, Right? xD
Level 20 Wizard: Time itself bends to my will
Level 20 Bard:
Tbf that's exactly high tier bard would be. Affecting the real player lmao
That is some really dangerous skill
Nice pfp
Is that a RotMG reference?
@@tirasgo wat is a rotmg
0:35 was the best flex in history
I think that's what broke him :D
@Vashisth Phurailatpam I think you should ask for check up and ask why you be so ugly from the neck up.
LMAOOO
@Vashisth Phurailatpam lol u got served btch.😂😂
@Vashisth Phurailatpam nigga shush your name Indian and tried to pronunce it and my forniture started to floating
0:58 "Body's still warm, looks like there's a killer about"
Hahahahah XD
"it was the wind"
It's all over lawbreaker!
By the gods there's a psychopath on the loose!
Looks at corpse* I'll find whoever did this.
Turns to player* Need somethin?
0:41 the squat got me
He's just squat kick dancing
"This battle is beneath me. There is NO honor in killing insects"
- lute master, i think
nice reference
The lute master thinks he's [TITLE CARD]
Battle bard*
I appreciate this reference
Battle Bard from Invulnerable
Even better is that you can tell the bard is good at the game, and chose to play a hilarious joke build
There’s no better feeling than getting so good at a game that you can just fuck around with people 😂
@@californiansniper2133 did that incs go and more other games ... you feel like the allfather when u get to that point
Wait, that was another guy? I was sure it's an NPC😂
Edit: Jesus, I'm still getting replies. I get it, I was trolled. For fuck's sake, it was a month ago and I already found out this much
@@UrPPhard Look at the way the guy moves, that's clearly a player XD
@Kek DerTrollige i believed he's being sarcastic. Otherwise he's a moron.
>challenges bastard to dodge this
>dies
>refuses to elaborate further
#SigmaBardGrindset
@@regardedvelociraptor KeepUpTheGrind
Why you tryin to greentext on youtube?
@@max-potato-muncher summer.
@@MeTaLLiCa997 Winter.
it's 2am and i keep laughing
What a chad
Are you still laughing?
Youre laughing. Its 2am and youre laughing
Literally 2 am for me too shit is so funny
Im 4am and 😂😂
This guy is honestly an angel sent from God. Doesnt care about the game rules or logic. Just wants everyone to have a good time and god damn it he did it. Heavenly Bard you will be remembered.
@@Randy1337 ARE YOU THE BARD?
@@WikiPeoples Hahaha no, but the comment melted my heart
**plays lute in solidarity**
god isnt real
Lute Master: Oh, you're actually dying, shit, my only weakness.. *dies*
Suffering from success
Underrated Comment within comment
Lmfao, what a gem
@@peterpain6493 lmao
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Society: "Games are a violent and dangerous place."
*meanwhile guy dies of laughter after crazy man fails to kill him with a lute*
I don’t think he failed lol
If he had a sword he'd have had the guy 6 times over, but the lute has an even more op effect of destroying the insides of your opponent's IRL stomach by causing it to vibrate so hard from laughing they're unable play the game anymore.
fails to kill him? he was allowed to live.
That was the most violent and dangerous thing ever 😱
Games are not violent. It depends on the community. I think we both agree to that since you are a TF2 player as well. Our community is pretty fun and polite
0:30 360 degree guitar aoe
0:30 the way he swung got me dead
best part xDD
he popped bladestorm
SPEEEN
And he plays the lute after that and before dying 😂😂😂
0:40 Neo's bullet dodge got me XD
He screamed so hard that he got a brain aneurysm killing him instantly
Lol
LMAO!
xD
He played one last song just before he fucking dies too lmfao
"DODGE THIS YOU BAASTAAARD!!!"
Skyrim Guard: "You should try out the bard's college, in Solitude."
so true 😄
🤣🤣
Good god I wish this is what they taught you!!
It all makes sense now
Someone stole his sweetroll
This will never get old. Whenever I’m down I watch this.
Same!
My best friend after he claims he doesnt drink today
when you try to say "im not drunk" but half of it is slurred
lmao this comment made my day
sounds like quite the character 😄
I swear to drunk I'm not God.
true celtic blood
NAW KONG CHARLIE WHISKY
To whomever voice acted this line; you legend.
@Nog its a player, npc wont walk and talk like that way
@Nog No it wasn't the player's voice. Mordhau has "taunts" and "emotes" and all the voices and stances that you saw from the other player were part of the game.
Otherwise yes, that was a human player. Bots don't act funny like that.
@@jonathanallard2128 waat :( i thought it was another player
He's definitely not getting paid enough! 😂
It has a list of preset voices, and in addition a slider bar which can adjust the pitch of any of them. He's picked a voice that was funny in the first place, and also slid the pitch all the way to the top.
0:47
*Plays 1 achord and dies
T’was the song of death. Really short just like life amirite
he played avada kedavra in A minor
It's a whole mood.
Best way to go dude
out of tune sound killed him
Laughed so hard I started crying. That lute warrior sure knows how to have fun.
...To the point of almost rolling on the floor. Lmao
His mid-attack lute playing was very useful at momentarily stunning his opponent into a fit of laughter
This game's voice acting is the best thing that happened in video games.
OK, I've never played this so IDK - is is the player shouting it or is it the player spamming some piece of in-game voice-acting?
@@thesprawl2361 It's in-game voice lines.
@@ghost.patrols That's fucking brilliant
If there is no scream, like in "Chivalry" - "FOOOODIIOOOOOODAAAAA"(For the Order), I`ll not agree with you.
@@thesprawl2361 It has a list of preset voices, and in addition to that a slider that can change the pitch of any of them. This is probably the funniest voice and if you slide the pitch all the way up to the top it makes it funnier.
Like a true Hunting Horn main, he stopped to play a song to buff himself up.
hes jammin
But it "backfired"
Attack Up IV
Ah yes mh corner
Haha lance go *interrupt*
I love that when lute guy realized he killed the player IRL, he politely died so they both could preserve their honor.
When your family forces you to become a knight but you've always wanted to be a bard:
happened to me. can confirm
@B you dont understand
Edit: nvm im the one who doesnt understand
xD
this got to be one of the most hilarious things I've seen in my entire fucking life
I KNOW RIGHT
300th like
I watch this at least once a week.
It ended just like a TF2 fight ends. One side just stops moving to admire/laugh, and the other binded a key to suicide and just dies or explodes
wait tf2 has a bind that just makes u explode? but why?
@@dundun26 if you open console commands you can bind a specific key to explode. Why? Because it's funny
Mordhau is basically just tf2 with less unique characters and more swords. Also, less average brain capacity per player.
I'm glad that I'm not alone, I always got a medieval tf2 vibes from mordhau, love all the stupidity that happens
@@diviscadilek1764 Well I mean the latter half of that is debatable let's be fair.
We need more people like this bard.
Doesn't care about winning, is focused on just having fun, what games are meant for.
We need a million more like him in EVERY game ever.
"dodge this you bastard!!!"
* starts playing guitar *
* dies *
*lute
As expected
Gigachad moment
Well, that's a lute.
It’s obviously a lute
The best part is when he plays his weapon at 0:35
i disagree, the best part is when he spins at 0:28
Gotta get that bardic inspiration
Is that npc? 😂😂
@@Eyadx23 no its a player
The cheeky riff was great.
0:35 The cheeky riff was amazing.
You just know this dude is one of them OG Chivalry players that had several thousand hours in
100% this dude rocks
That bard may have died in battle, but won our hearts. RIP Beautiful Soul.
Its a tradition to come back to this every once in a while
we all need to cry with laughter once in a while
zendaka the penguin No one wants to dodge this bastard
My gf cant get how this makes me cry tears of laughter,
I can watch it 40x and I will still laugh like madman
😂 that's just classic gf behaviour
And I’ll be right there with ya mate. Hit that replay button again!
I don't even know the game but this was funny as shit
RED FLAG! Dump her.
@@Dukster9000 i tried and it resulted in argument and she threw something at me, and i threw it back shouting “Dodge this you bastard”
“I just farted and it stank.”
-Sun Tzu
"I'm pretty sure I'd remember saying this shit."
-Sun Tzu,
probably
@@AppleOfThineEye Sun Tzu said that. And I'd say he remembers a little more about what he said than you do pal, because he invented it!
@@rosePetrichor I was just meming you oversensitive little bitch.
By the way, no he didn't.
@@rosePetrichor jesus christ man im finding tf2 references all over the place its feckin beautiful
My male child keeps animals in enclosures - Son's Zoo
0:48 the bard was like *"Now face my final technique, bastard!"*
And he died LMAOOO
You can win fight if your enemy dead
0:29 Taunt into fake 360 swing, leading to a block. Never have I seen something so majestic.
also thought about it
chad npc
The fucken t-pose stance that he did as he walked menacingly towards the guy, screaming he's war cry killed me
swinging wildly, 360 spin attacks, playing a tune from his instrument that is also his weapon, and screaming "dodge this you bastard" a formidable foe indeed 😂
I was barely holding myself... then he played the instrument... Instantly lost it 🤣🤣🤣
the dude at the end:
*body's still warm looks like there's a killer about*
Oblivion guard: I'm gonna find whoever did this.
Skyrim guard: _STOP!_
"Oooooh! I hope you know what you're doing!!"
@@marcioventura3135old Lady is a killer
He says:
Guitar man! Come! Let's brawl!
I can't stand it any longer (laughing)
Sorry I have to walk away.
How can you stay serious at that?
(Laughing) I can't stand it any longer (laughing)
Ah thank you :)
@@Uhrensohnn Nein ich habe es gut übersetzt. Mach's doch besser, du Klugscheißer.
@@Uhrensohnn why? Everything is correct!
Dont worry, everything is absolutly correct! Dont know what english he speaks, but your's fine!
@@Uhrensohnn alter, du hast von englisch ja mal gar keine ahnung, wow, aber klugscheißen kannst du wie ein ganz grosser! Schule hilft bei sowas! 😂
There’s not enough appreciation for the way the bard initially approaches like some feral animal, then expertly dodges a sword with a single step back
0:30 tries to parry the spin
i don't blame him. It looked like an attack XD
it was an attack. just not a physical one.
@@Goku-cr2bi it registered on an emotional level as an attack lol
@@Goku-cr2bi LOOOOOOOOOOL
@@Goku-cr2bi LMAO 🤣😂
This guy died with a lute in his hands
A true man
Live by the lute....
0:48 "The End"...proceeds to die after playing sick final riff
lol
XD
> DODGE THIS YOU BASTEEEERD
> *plays tune*
> refuses to elaborate further
> *dies*
He was a sorcerer trained in the arcane art of music. He was going to play a tune that would cause you great pain, but he was one note off and accidentally played the melody of suicide. 0:46
You could see the realisation kick in.
@@dimyell "fuck"
@@mainiomalmberg7946 "Wait hold on, i think it's supposed to be E mino-" *dies*
The death notes
They-They shouldn't have made them so close to one another.
I cannot get enough of this video. It kills me every single fucking time, just like it killed this bard. Amazing
When he played a bit of music mid attack lmfaooo omfggggggggg
LMAO LMAO LMAO thats where i fucking lost it man! And the guy laughing in the video lost it too when he saw that shit LOOOL!
I've been literally crying with laughter in the last 5 minutes.
@@brunomartinello7507 XD
Honestly I was crying with laughter when he just dies mid-lute playing. I couldn’t breathe for like 10 seconds straight.
And the random guy showing up, looking down LMAO
Translation:
0:05 come, lets brawl
0:12 I cant do this
0:17 (lol) sorry I have to get away real quick
0:27 how should you stay serious like this
[german laughter intensifies]
thank you!
"Komm, less brülgen"
Or something like that, German is the weird uncle of English
@@andryuu_2000 yeah true. So many words are similiar its like half of the vocab. The word is "prügeln" btw. German is basicly like a mix of english, latin and a noridc language + overcomplicated grammer
What's on 0:57
@@LuianAV Literally translated 'I can't anymore.' More semantically correct it probably translates to 'This killed me.'
As someone that was watching this with absolutely ZERO context about anything in this video, that dude made for a really convincing oblivion NPC
When he stopped to play the lute, and then snapped back into murder mode, I died laughing.
Closest any game has gotten to the unfiltered Team Fortress 2 experience
"Komm Prügeln" his famous last words after dying of laughter.
That was the most effective “song of laughter” I’ve ever seen performed by a bard
The actual result of when a bard casts "Tasha's hideous laughter"
I come back to this video often, and it is still as funny now as it was then. This is going to become a classic
It already is, my friend.
To think that someone needed to scream that thru a mic just for this game makes me laugh even more lmao
🤣🤣 all the funny moments in this vid just got a buff
But there isn't voice chat in this game? What do you mean?
@@aknight1096 he probably meant voice actors screaming on a microphone to record voice assets
It's a voice line in the game
@@Evan8787 Yes, the voice actors needed to scream that through a mic for the game. That is what he said.
It doesn’t matter how many times I watch this. It still feels the same.
The voice actor who had to scream these voice lines into the mic must be very proud to know he can kill his enemies with laughter alone.
I have tears streaming down my face from laughing so hard and my lungs feel like they are about to explode😂😂😂😂. This bard knows what he's doing🫡🤣
Hearing the bard's war cry behind him as he ran away was hilarious and terrifying at the same time lmao
i love how he weaves a couple notes into combat xD
>beats armed knight into submission with musical instrument
>shreds lute
>dies
What an absolute king of a man.
>>dies
>implying he wasn't killed with nerve gas
Best description lmfao
This is way better than the Rings of Power entire series
The "I'mma get you to ONE hit, strum a chord, and peace out" is what really gets me.
"Dodge this, you bastard. 20 meter radius Emerald Splash."
jojo reference
This player knew what they were about and I can respect them for that.
This was too great. Alwasy come back to get a good laugh.
Honestly probably the funniest video I've seen on youtube, makes me cry of laughter every time I revisit it
His parents : you must become a musician
Him : say no more
0:37 is comedy gold 😂the way he plays the lute for a second in the middle of combat is just so hilarious
Man, this was great. Even better if you are German.
@Johan Hansén Close enough
The first sentence he said sounded german, the rest sounded like icelandic to me. But if it's german then i havnt heard this type of dialect before, and i usually know how german sounds
@@kyrxon277 Nah it's regular German I can tell (I speak German)
@@kyrxon277 he's says: Gitarren Mann? Komm lass prügeln (Starts laughing). Ich kann nicht mehr, sorry ich muss kurz weglaufen. Wie soll man da ernst bleiben? Translated: guitar man? Let's fight, I can't anymore, sorry I have to run away for a sec. How am I supposed to stay serious?
@@kyrxon277 im actually german and its not Icelandic or whatever other language at all.
omg this is divine. Thank you algorithm for delivering this content 5 years later; I've never followed Mordhau.
0:30 dude i'm dying. The way It spins. This is like a Bobobo episode
Ah yes, the bard and his "i cast Tasha's Hideous Laugther", classic
I love how the dude just plays the guitar for 0.02 seconds than dies instantly
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It’s a lute
@@vectro4284 is it of critical importance to correct him that it was a fucking flute ?
@@Vitori95 Absolutely, and now I’m correcting you by saying it’s not a flute 🙂
"Parry this, you filthy casual!"
Same energy.
I have to say this...on March 15th, 2021, I lost my mom to pancreatic cancer. The past couple of weeks, I've been sad, despondent, and at times emotionally numb. I just randomly clicked on this video, and watched it 4 times and each time I've watched it, today was the first time I've laughed so hard that I was literally crying. And...for a moment, I forgot about my mom and was able to move on, just for a moment, away from my mother's passing.
Thank you for posting this. You made a difference.
I know how you feel...
Sorry for your loss.
My condolences go out to you and your family man. I don’t know what I would do if I lost my mom
Make her proud, you´ll meet her again in eternity. Fuck cancer!
Hold on, man, it gets better.
Keep on laughing (and make your mother smile!) :)
Let it escape your body, be free :)
All the best to you and anyone else with ptsd and similar/experiences.
His friend coming in after he died was all like "JIMMY NO"
0:17 this part is like something out of an anime. “TO VICTORY!! EEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!”
And he follows through with a power smash lmaoo
0:35 I died when he played the guitar XD
Junge, ich kann nicht mehr.
Hashahahahha
Tag
Digga das ist voll geil 😂😂
XD
Lol
The guy at the end came over like:
" Aww damn I missed the entertainment.."
Mage : Uses magic to his advantage
Fighter: A fearsome warior who fights with a sword and shield in hands
Bard: