Marlin: "Look! Is that a bird?" Dory: "That couldn't be a bird. That must be a plane!" Nemo: "That's not a plane... *THAT'S THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATIO-* " (ISS crashes in Point Nemo)
Newer information is suggesting that the asteroid has about a 1 in 1,000,000 chance of hitting Earth, (0.0001% chance), instead of 2.7%. So, nothing to worry about!
“Things that will happen in ur lifetime.” Me straight after: drops dead (gorgeous!) Lol Not to be that person but never got so many likes ty! Proceeds to be that person lol!
I'm 10 so I'll see cool stuff but also a ASTEROID NO THATS ONE OF MG BIGGEST FEARS!? but astronauts are doing something where their going to impact an asteroid with a spaceship and see what it does
Him: "Things that will happen in your lifetime." Also him: *immediately starts going on about 2186* 👁👄👁 Edit: bruh some people cant just take a joke 💀💀💀
It feels so weird him saying years like 2060s, I’m so used to people saying 1960s I would kind of like to go back in time like back the the future films with their flying car
Hello guys quandale dingle here, I farted in my grandma breathing machine, her lungs turn black, I’m currently on the run after committing multiple felonies in a gated community RE RE REAHHH REAHHH
The asteroid mentioned in the video, 99942 Apophis, actually has about a 1 in 1,000,000 chance of hitting Earth, as more recent information suggests this as of today. That is a 0.0001% chance, unlike mentioned in the video at 2.7%. So, no need to worry guys!
Thank you for informing us but I'm pretty sure he meant 2.7% it will IMPACT us, so as to create tides, waves, tornadoes and stuff, just for passing by. Either way thanks!
I don't want to go to Mars. 😭 Our planet is beautiful, it's just polluted because we aren't taking good care of it. 😭 I love how beautiful nature is and life on earth.
Events: Aug 2027- second longest solar eclipse in our century 2186- longest solar eclipse 2029- asteroid 99942 will pass between the moon and earth and has a 2.7% chance of impacting earth 2031- NASA wants to crash the international space station at point nemo 2040- rare 5 planet allignment visible to the human eye 2060- 1 million people on mars
"There will be million of people going there, so are you going?" Me who always say "Bye, I'm going to mars to avoid that person": hMmMm mAybE a GoOd OpPorTuNitY tO AcTuAlLy esCapE?
1 million people on mars by 2060 is quite ambitious…
Elon is a ambitious man
It won’t happen
I would go 100% if i have a chance
@@epicpuppyman5562 if I had the money
@@charkobi8708 Well you never know, you might be rich by then, but only time will tell.
Marlin: "Look! Is that a bird?"
Dory: "That couldn't be a bird. That must be a plane!"
Nemo: "That's not a plane... *THAT'S THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATIO-* "
(ISS crashes in Point Nemo)
S p o n g e b o b
lol
No man
Lol
It also weighs 925,000 pounds so it’ll make a big sploosh
We should thank him for increasing our lifespan till 2186😉
Lol
What
Every human in the world would die before 2186
@@shoveestar5844 its a joke
I was born in 2009 and i want to live upto 2069
Bro my anxiety is so high now💀💀
same and i don’t want it to happen💀☠️
Im freaking out RN but it might not be true I have no idea tho😭
my anxiety is higher than yours
Same
Newer information is suggesting that the asteroid has about a 1 in 1,000,000 chance of hitting Earth, (0.0001% chance), instead of 2.7%. So, nothing to worry about!
“So are you going?”
Me: Bro, my bags were packed last millennium. Honestly people!
@Thank me later (Thank me later)*
30- I Mean 1000s
I would go for a visit for sure but not to live forever.
It’s not like you’re going unless you’re rich or have a useful uncommon job
So you wanna go live in a shit hole and get depressed?
Imagine visiting earth to meet your grandparents in 2060s
I'll be 50😔
i be 54
@@yahoot1779 same 💀
@@yahoot1779 why are you babies on here 🥺jk but y’all are little I’ll be 60 then.
@@kaylee1769 did your goofy ahh really think I'll post my personal shit here btw i know u jk
'5 planet rare planet Alinement'
Me: Sees 8 Planets
"So are you going?"
probably yeah because i will be in creative mode
Bro mixed space with Minecraft
Bro, You're our new news reporter.
@Bruh Bruh Ayo and that’s a scam
@Bruh Bruh up yours oxygen waster
@Bruh Bruh awww poor baby wants attention🥹🥹
Don't ever take what people on RUclips say as fact... Wait
@@waspanimations7037 Ironic- The Senate.
Grannies at 99 yo:
we won't be there cuh
ha
Ho
Weed
I remember the solar eclipse everyone would stare into the sky and act like they were invincible I even brought sun glasses to school😂🤣
When i heard "3 football fields" i thought it was over untill he said between the moon and earth 💀
The 100 year old watching this:
Im 100 steps ahead of you…
@Bruh Bruh no one asked for that
it a bot he dont give a fuck what you think
@@bruhbrehii i asked for that 😫🥵
@@kimunxinthe2nd896 sus
“The Asteroid 99942 which is the size of 3 football fields”
“We officially announce the venue for Super Bowl LXIV”
NASA be like: aight launch the missles
@Bruh Bruh what?
"Special performance from Mļůđæê"
@Bruh Bruh Why?
@Bruh Bruh worst part is I clicked the link…it’s a joke
The way he said "999" 💀
He said "are you going?" like there is a concert of imagaine dragons
“Things that will happen in ur lifetime.”
Me straight after: drops dead (gorgeous!)
Lol
Not to be that person but never got so many likes ty!
Proceeds to be that person lol!
I'm not going to be alive when this happens
That's what I was thinking
Pov ur terminally ill
Fr
I'm 10 so I'll see cool stuff but also a ASTEROID NO THATS ONE OF MG BIGGEST FEARS!? but astronauts are doing something where their going to impact an asteroid with a spaceship and see what it does
Him: "Things that will happen in your lifetime."
Also him: *immediately starts going on about 2186*
👁👄👁
Edit: bruh some people cant just take a joke 💀💀💀
Yea,like,we gonna be dead by then
you arent going to be dead by then because of longevity research and imortality dont worry about it you will 100% see it unless you get murderd
He wasn't saying it would happen
He basically gave u a license to live till 2186 😂
that's just a brief mention, it's the one in 2027 he's talking about
Me being a space lover and wondering if I’m even going to be alive when these things happen 😭😭😭
same 😭
Not if the meteor hits 😶
😳
@@zackowens9903 I will prob die if it does happen but if it doesn’t then I will scream like I won the lottery 😎
People : going to mars with elon in 2060
Mr beast : buying mars from aliens in 2023
“Things that will happen in your lifetime”
Me sitting in my house, bald and actively in chemotherapy
Skill issue
Oh🥃
@@GayKermit-._-. 😂😂😂😂
@@GayKermit-._-. the intrusive thoughts won huh?
Hope you dont cook meth or whatever
The next thing you know mrbeast on Mars be like: last to leave Mars win 10,000 dollars
last to leave Mars wins Mars
Last to leave Mars gets the solar system.
"so will u be going? "
*nah man I'm already dead at the time* 💀
You would be in creative mode so i think you might go
@@handleader872 true true
"In your lifetime"
*Bold of you to assume I will live that long*
His grandma: so what do you do for your living?
Him: Pour water
Edit: thanks sm for all the likes
hahahahhaahahahahaaahahahahaha
yeah i really don't get it
@@katelynbeaumont exactly
"Things that will happen in your lifetime"
*The person watching on his deathbed* :
Hopes on
we got to fix our plannet first before going to mars
Luh Calm Fit bird will look at the 6:23min long eclipse with tears from laughter
''The place furthest away from humanity.''
The one group of friend trying to survive in the wilderness for 1 month 👁👄👁
“that will happen in your lifetime” bro what if i die tomorrow
Micah the pizza
Suks to suk
Conversations in 2065
“Aye bruh u wanna go to Mars”
“Nah earth is kinda lit rn maybe in like a few weeks”
Conversations in 2115 Aye you dawg funna go to Jupiter meh my flying car doesn't got any sun juice Im gunna go get some right now
Thank you for the information. I will remember this..
my 10 year old self would be freaking out about the second one
Innot
I'm scared too
Wdym bro I’m 11 and I think it’s cool
I wouldn’t even freak out if I was 4
Im 10 too
Packing my luggage and going to mars now 😮🧳
I would‘t do that if i were you
@@doyrte what about Spacesuit
@@hydra_playz360 What would it do ?
@sanyoman
Cancer, Muscle deprivation, Psychological problems, Radiation
Top 5 reasons why you should go to Mars
1 is a crazy way to die
2 you will die
3 death
4 death
5 death
I remember seeing when all the planets were directly aligned some years back. It was pretty cool to witness
If I'm alive by 2060 then I'd go
90 year olds: 😭😭😭
lmfao
They will die b4 we will become 90 yrs old
@@robinorose8485 yeah I'm that's the whole f###ing point
56 years old😏
I will be 56
Icy - are u going to mars
Me - no internet there f*** that
Star link: am i a joke to you?
@Thank me later on its a mistake the worst RUclipsr is thank me later award
Man the bots be cozy here 💀
It feels so weird him saying years like 2060s, I’m so used to people saying 1960s
I would kind of like to go back in time like back the the future films with their flying car
the 5 planet alighment is the harmonic convergence
Mermaid: Lalla isn't it perfect here Nemo?
Nemo: Who are y-
Nemo: OH NO THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATIO-
Poor attempt at copying a comment.
Poor attempt at copying a comment.
Underrated and it’s not copying man it’s great.
big splash happens
Nemo means no man in another language
As long as theirs WIFI in mars I don't mind leaving their.
Yeah same
Bru
Probably by 2070-2100 is when wifi is there maybe
Same lol//
100 year grandpa : OMG son can i really see it
Planets aligning seems like a new magic movie....
I love how he said „na, na, na, 4 2“ 😭
Hello guys quandale dingle here, I farted in my grandma breathing machine, her lungs turn black, I’m currently on the run after committing multiple felonies in a gated community RE RE REAHHH REAHHH
I LOL’d at this comment!
The longest solar eclipse will happen in 2186:
*Yea when we have a chance of going extinct with that gigantic asteroid*
Right
No DART PROJECT
Don’t worry it’s only 2.7 chance😺
There will maybe be 12 very unhappy people on Mars by 2060.
Broo a 5 star alignment
Just imagine you come across this video again in the future
Yo I'm retiring on Mars. No one's stopping me.
The way he always fills his cup with water every video
😮😮😮😮THE FIST ONE GOT ME!!!
Ain’t nobody alive rn gon live til 2186
"So are you going"
Me, who can't even go to next city😶
The asteroid mentioned in the video, 99942 Apophis, actually has about a 1 in 1,000,000 chance of hitting Earth, as more recent information suggests this as of today. That is a 0.0001% chance, unlike mentioned in the video at 2.7%. So, no need to worry guys!
Thank you for informing us but I'm pretty sure he meant 2.7% it will IMPACT us, so as to create tides, waves, tornadoes and stuff, just for passing by.
Either way thanks!
my great grandpa whos 90 yrs old:
r u sure about that
I don't want to go to Mars. 😭 Our planet is beautiful, it's just polluted because we aren't taking good care of it. 😭 I love how beautiful nature is and life on earth.
me when the planets converge in a line: “sounds like Harmonic Convergence from LoK”
Can't wait to meet the actually good uncle!
Him:CRAZY SPACE EVENTS THAT WILL HAPPEN IN YOUR LIFETIME!
Also him:*shows we have a 2.7 chance of dying before other crazy space events*
Ye that better be fak
Ps. It won’t happen =)
“In 2029, the asteroid 9 nyang nyang 42 will pass by…” got me dead 💀💀💀
Pov: the international space station still wipes out some ppl
Nasa: im an innocent bystander
It's international though
He probably lied or saw a fake article
: nobody
The One person who only has two days to live
There is gonna be a solar eclipse today💀💀💀
I’m sorry but I’m sending this to my grandma and grandpa
"...are you going?"
Man I wanna see them Mars people
My heart starting going fast when I heard you say that an asteroid is going to hit us.
Same
If it does hit there will be a tsunami 1400 ft tall
@@zackowens9903nasa will send a satellite to throw it of course
@@Gizz101 yeah sure
Don’t worry. You’ll be dead before you see it
Bro, the asteroid that’s might hit in 2029 is actually named “Apophis”
At least I'll be alive during 2040 and 2060!
i like how he assumes that we're all gonna live to 2186
We're not even gonna live to 2030
In my opinion.......
@@kaitlynhobson4291 Me who's a kid: Okay I'm dead...
@@TitanDelytx._. ???
@@kaitlynhobson4291bro really thinks the no resources end screen will appear if we dont stop climate change before 2023
@CheeseBloxianEX is that an sse2 reference?
Loving the new font/colors in the beginning (Crazy space events in big letters)
@Bruh Bruh shut up bot
The 2040 Planet Elignment is exactly how disasters created in the 2012 movie 🗿
i just realized nemo means nobody so in finding nemo they were literally finding no one😭😭
To get 1 million to Mars they would have to get 27k every year starting by 2023
“Will happen in your life time” 100 year olds: baby I’m not even here I’m a hallucination
Hell no i aint going to no other damn planets i stay here For as long as i possibly can
Events:
Aug 2027- second longest solar eclipse in our century
2186- longest solar eclipse
2029- asteroid 99942 will pass between the moon and earth and has a 2.7% chance of impacting earth
2031- NASA wants to crash the international space station at point nemo
2040- rare 5 planet allignment visible to the human eye
2060- 1 million people on mars
𝗍һᥱ ΝᎪᎷᎬ ꄲꊰ the asteroid 𝐢𝐬 9９𝟗4𝟚 𝗔𝗣𝗢𝗣𝗛𝗜𝗦
Him saying am I going me 💀
What? Ur comment doesn't make sense lol
@@LVCIF3R_M0RNINGST4R the real ones know
Heck nah I am not going to Mars
My grandma watching this at 80 years old
1940: we will have flying cars in 2022 us: talking about our future
That eclipse is 6 years from now. My expiration date is in 4 years. I'm Irish.
lol
Did u fail the social credit score system
I mean, we got the DART to protect ourselves with and by 2031 we should have enough of them to make it 0.7 chance
The clouds finds the short
The clouds:it's my time to show my raining skills to the human beings for no frickin reason
“According to some online sources”? Cred check.
I gang positive feedback on your comment. You owe me one lol
Its actually one in a million chance
@@xstar9567 that makes me feel better.
As a 10 year old i feel better that the asteroid will have a chance of only 1 of million
"There will be million of people going there, so are you going?"
Me who always say "Bye, I'm going to mars to avoid that person": hMmMm mAybE a GoOd OpPorTuNitY tO AcTuAlLy esCapE?
pepole on mars! *sees the clip* "sir.."
"HOW ARE THEY BREATHING ON MARS???"
my 99 year old grandpa: guess i aint dyin' soon
Hi I’m first
early
Hi
Idc
shure
Cool
"Look a plane!"
"No its Nasa's Space station"
"No its both!"
Bro was right bout the eclipse
"bro said NEIN NEIN NEIN SCHEISE"
I think that asteroid already passed
I'm going to Mars 😀😁😆😅😂🤣
i'm so pumped to see all the planets
“Will you be going mars?” Me:HELL YEAH!!
Besides the 2186 one...
Who else is gonna be alive for the rest?
👇
In August 2027 i will be 17
Ha I'm older
The 1million ppl on mars will probably be rich ppl
At the start I was so nervous now I’m not
I’m not going to mars… earth is my home and it’s beautiful. God created earth for us to live on
God is not real
@@Gizz101 but if he wasn’t real, then how would we be living