This is pure magic. The fact that it's been said this was ad libbed is deserving of incredible praise. Kevin Smith may not be the best director in the eyes of many, however his unconventional style allows his ego to be put aside and go "I have two legends here, we can transcend this whole movie by letting them go at it"
You’re joking right? This scene is pure garbage. I guess it’s entertaining in a “so bad it’s good” way, but this scene completely ruins the suspense of the first half of the movie
@@mattjazzfan2288 Nope. Heck the comments. Others get it too. This was done purposely and is status quo for a Kevin Smith film. This was entirely improvised on the spot. Add in the door closing and opening itself which lends plenty of suspense. Not sure how it could take the piss out of the movies considering the scenes that precede and follow it....
@@XMetalChefX he sounds like he's got a stick up his ass and probably should stick to straight faced horror movies that don't take chances with tone or genre conventions.
@@XMetalChefX The movie is a comedy, it's not a suspenseful horror film. The only reason it's scary is because of the unsettling implications of getting turned into a walrus.
Two American Actors playing an Anglo and a French Canadian respectfully. Both scatterbrained and trying to out Canadian each other. Kevin Smith is awesome.
People think this scene is pointless, but I don't think so. People have to understand that, Tusk in all intents and purposes, is meant to be two things: 1. A parody of horror films. 2. Ridiculous in everything. While I love horror films, even the best ones often adhere to some cliches. Houses in the middle of nowhere, friendly strangers that have a sinister motive. In this case, they were making fun of three cliches at once. The first is the obvious. Police being useless. Depp's character, is probably one of the most ridiculous examples of a French Canadian Police Officer. Overtly Polite, talking in long sentences and oblivious to any wrongdoing. The man pretty much shook hands with the obvious suspect, listened to his story no matter how ridiculous his story and his voice sounded and walked off like nothing happened. Pretty much every Police Officer incompetence you could think to put in a horror movie all slapped into one. The second Cliche it tackles is the Monster Hunter's Lament. This is a rare cliche, but it does exist even in the best of horror films. Movies like Dracula imply that hunters like Van Helsing have faced Dracula or monsters like him in the past and often sometimes have the hunter extra depressed, because they had the chance to catch/kill the monster and said monster slips through his fingers. The whole flashback started with Guy talking about how he came so close to catching the man, but missed it. The ridiculous part is he treats talking about it like he was on an epic chase, but we see it's just two guys talking. Then you have the last cliche. The Killer being too obvious that they get off Scott free. Howard Howe does not talk like that all the time. Most of the time even in his most insane, he's often talking in a more sophisticated tone. The only time this type of accent slipped when he was around Wallace was when he was singing "Itsy bitsy spider." Yet here he full on talks like that, is obviously insane, ranting about spiders and humans. It's easy to interpret that rather than capture Depp as his next tusk victim, he wanted to shoo him away so more cops don't show up.
When he broke Character and got passionate about his statement about human beings is actually what got planted inside Depp's head and got him suspicious about him
I JUST heard about this film as I'm not a TV or movie person, but just finished watching it and both Parks and Depp were superb. I don't care who downgraded this movie. It had me engaged and entertained all the way through.
“I am sorry to inform you but I am not that man that the lady was sending” by far the funniest thing I’ve seen in forever. Johnny Depps character always makes me laugh
That's the kind of scene one dreams of seeing. Two great actors chewing up the screen together. As this is Michael Parks last film, I wonder what his reaction wasto get to work with someone of Johnny's caliber. And vice versa.
This movie was weird but I really liked it, especially Guy Lapointe. He's extremely goofy but also has a very serious side. Michael Parks as Howard Howe is also excellent. How he goes from childlike to deranged serial killer, is fascinating.
This scene is hilarious....what an amazing peice of acting by two masters of their craft.....the way michael parks suddenly became menacing with the line" I think the real savage animals are the human beings," and depps reaction ...phenomenal
This seen really is amazingly real. There are conversations that slowly go downhill to where you are looking for an excuse to leave. An old man who can barely string a n enunciated sentence who WILL NOT BREAK EYE CONTACT. God, no wonder Guy dismissed him so fast. Howard knew he dominated the conversation and energy flow, so he knew he would not go inside... where Gregory Gumtree could have been...still alive
Look. I enjoyed this movie way more than Human Centipede because of scenes like this. At times it's funny, quirky, ridiculous, creepy, and even kind of stupid, but purposely so. That ending... Lol.
two amazing famous occassional thespians able to act unknown and communicate much in ways only astute would discern. #GuyLaPointe #JohnnyDepp made viewing this possible. "not authorized to discharge a weapon at a bug" "i'm just a lowly homicide detective"
This is the scene that totally killed the movie for me. The first half felt like a genuine horror film with some dark humor, but this scene turned it into Meet the Spartans or Scary Movie
@@mattjazzfan2288 yeah I realize the way he is acting there is silly but fuck the scene before was blood curdling and I needed that comedic relief plus the fact that we know inside his cabin someone is probably having the same thing done to them as the protagonist is a good dark undertone to their conversation
@@mattjazzfan2288 I found it quite funny actually with the French music in the background and the seemingly random flashback just made me die laughing the whole time
This conversation basically - Lapointe: I’m Guy Lapointe Mosier: Are you here for the spider? Lapointe: No, I’m here for the investigation for the disappearance of Gregory Gumtree. Did you see anything unusual on Monday night? Mosier: No, on Monday nights, I’m out at my job. Lapointe: Sorry, I didn’t catch your name Mosier: Bartholomew Mosier Lapointe: Thank you Mosier: Thank you
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"I'm actually not authorized to discharge a weapon... Uhh... At a bug."
Junior V well could you pleas shoot the spider
@@scottwilliam3470 *psyder 0:30
Junior V wtf are they talking about I cannot under stand them?
😂😂😂
" one of the down sides to the job.... "
Bro I love how there’s french music playing in the background the whole time like it’s 1900s France when it’s just the middle of nowhere in Quebec😂
Do you know the song
4:10 The way he somehow does the slightest facial change to indicate sinister when he says "human beings" is amazing.
Joe S he’s not wrong thpugh
Naw, he's wrong
Howard Howe slighty broke his harmless simpleton 'character' with that comment about human being the real savages.
This scene is so entertaining and shows such talent on the parts of both these actors! Just thrilling to watch!
This is pure magic. The fact that it's been said this was ad libbed is deserving of incredible praise. Kevin Smith may not be the best director in the eyes of many, however his unconventional style allows his ego to be put aside and go "I have two legends here, we can transcend this whole movie by letting them go at it"
You’re joking right? This scene is pure garbage. I guess it’s entertaining in a “so bad it’s good” way, but this scene completely ruins the suspense of the first half of the movie
@@mattjazzfan2288 Nope. Heck the comments. Others get it too. This was done purposely and is status quo for a Kevin Smith film. This was entirely improvised on the spot. Add in the door closing and opening itself which lends plenty of suspense. Not sure how it could take the piss out of the movies considering the scenes that precede and follow it....
@@XMetalChefX he sounds like he's got a stick up his ass and probably should stick to straight faced horror movies that don't take chances with tone or genre conventions.
@@XMetalChefX The movie is a comedy, it's not a suspenseful horror film. The only reason it's scary is because of the unsettling implications of getting turned into a walrus.
Nothing garbage here. It may be the greatest thing ever put on film. Funny as s*** I've ever seen.
I'm from Quebec and i must say Depp's accent is 100% accurate. perfect!
Tu en fumes du bon en esti...
@@Ballpython77 I don't know what u said but it sounds accurate 😊
@@tkhut6387 he said no lol, but imo it is accurate at certain points, better then the Canadian English accents they tried to do
He confuses the "euh" we used with a kind of "uh". I almost thought the old man was supposed to be the french canadian
He's a good actor. It is a shame that they don't cast him anymore.
This whole movie was a fever dream
This scene was literally just put in for them both to chew on scenery.
But it was absolutely funny as shit 😂🤣😅
Johden a very good deleted scene made for straight to DVD for our amusement
This scene is so good. The contrast between Howe and Mosseeay is insane. And Depp as LaPointe is like my favorite thing ever.
I absolutely love the accordion in the background, this is one of my favorite scenes
Do you know the song
Two American Actors playing an Anglo and a French Canadian respectfully. Both scatterbrained and trying to out Canadian each other. Kevin Smith is awesome.
People think this scene is pointless, but I don't think so. People have to understand that, Tusk in all intents and purposes, is meant to be two things: 1. A parody of horror films. 2. Ridiculous in everything. While I love horror films, even the best ones often adhere to some cliches. Houses in the middle of nowhere, friendly strangers that have a sinister motive. In this case, they were making fun of three cliches at once. The first is the obvious. Police being useless. Depp's character, is probably one of the most ridiculous examples of a French Canadian Police Officer. Overtly Polite, talking in long sentences and oblivious to any wrongdoing. The man pretty much shook hands with the obvious suspect, listened to his story no matter how ridiculous his story and his voice sounded and walked off like nothing happened. Pretty much every Police Officer incompetence you could think to put in a horror movie all slapped into one. The second Cliche it tackles is the Monster Hunter's Lament. This is a rare cliche, but it does exist even in the best of horror films. Movies like Dracula imply that hunters like Van Helsing have faced Dracula or monsters like him in the past and often sometimes have the hunter extra depressed, because they had the chance to catch/kill the monster and said monster slips through his fingers. The whole flashback started with Guy talking about how he came so close to catching the man, but missed it. The ridiculous part is he treats talking about it like he was on an epic chase, but we see it's just two guys talking. Then you have the last cliche. The Killer being too obvious that they get off Scott free. Howard Howe does not talk like that all the time. Most of the time even in his most insane, he's often talking in a more sophisticated tone. The only time this type of accent slipped when he was around Wallace was when he was singing "Itsy bitsy spider." Yet here he full on talks like that, is obviously insane, ranting about spiders and humans. It's easy to interpret that rather than capture Depp as his next tusk victim, he wanted to shoo him away so more cops don't show up.
I actually think he planned to kill LaPointe.
The sound he makes at 3:57 seems like him realizing defeat. He failed to coax him in to his “lair”.
When he broke Character and got passionate about his statement about human beings is actually what got planted inside Depp's head and got him suspicious about him
These dudes did this movie so that they could say fuck it, let's do something weird and have some fun. Cool cool for them
I JUST heard about this film as I'm not a TV or movie person, but just finished watching it and both Parks and Depp were superb. I don't care who downgraded this movie. It had me engaged and entertained all the way through.
Yeah, I hate critics sometimes. This movie was awesome.
Michael Parks is outstanding in this film! Look at the slight change of mood
and facial expression at the end of the clip.
the whole movie ive actually been more impressed with depp, his accent is hilarious and not one of those french-mock accents
“I am sorry to inform you but I am not that man that the lady was sending” by far the funniest thing I’ve seen in forever. Johnny Depps character always makes me laugh
That's the kind of scene one dreams of seeing. Two great actors chewing up the screen together. As this is Michael Parks last film, I wonder what his reaction wasto get to work with someone of Johnny's caliber. And vice versa.
The psider
This movie was weird but I really liked it, especially Guy Lapointe. He's extremely goofy but also has a very serious side. Michael Parks as Howard Howe is also excellent. How he goes from childlike to deranged serial killer, is fascinating.
One of the best scenes ever.
Unbelievable acting in both parts, this is amazing to watch
This feels like Adam Sandler imitating Quentin Tarantino
There is no poutine weenie.
The Poutine Weenie is a lie.
@@ReinEngel It's Poutinie Weenie. Haha
The way that if he came inside he would of been turned in a walrus or would be killed for skin to make the suit.
3:57
That noise was him realizing he failed to lure Guy to his death. Howe is crazy but also extremely intelligent.
Fuck man, this dialogue it is one of the best moments of my fucking life.
YES
Good scene with good acting. Didn’t realize depp first time I watched and the other actor really made himself look crazy but let it drop at the end
This scene is hilarious....what an amazing peice of acting by two masters of their craft.....the way michael parks suddenly became menacing with the line" I think the real savage animals are the human beings," and depps reaction ...phenomenal
This. The contrast between Howe and Mosseeay is insane. And Depp as LaPointe is like my favorite thing ever.
I love this scene from the movie, “Tusk.” It always cracks me up..🤣
Have you ever been to Poutinie Weenie? This scene was comedic genius.
The way he says it with such delight lol
Me and my mom almost peed our pants lauging so hard at this scene 😂😂
Big ol psider in my body hole 😂
This seen really is amazingly real. There are conversations that slowly go downhill to where you are looking for an excuse to leave. An old man who can barely string a n enunciated sentence who WILL NOT BREAK EYE CONTACT. God, no wonder Guy dismissed him so fast. Howard knew he dominated the conversation and energy flow, so he knew he would not go inside... where Gregory Gumtree could have been...still alive
Who else had no idea this was Johnny Depp?
absolutely no one.
eric44ism me neither
Only people who don’t know who Johnny depp wouldn’t know
bruv zession I know about Johnny depp
Sam Mitchell want a cookie or something ? Lol
Let me just say that I think it's really great that they reanimated Orville Redenbacher for this scene.
Look. I enjoyed this movie way more than Human Centipede because of scenes like this. At times it's funny, quirky, ridiculous, creepy, and even kind of stupid, but purposely so. That ending... Lol.
Bio Horror is an underrated genre
I've been looking for a clip of this since the movie came out! Too funny! thank you!!!
Kevin Smith don't get the credit he deserves
Excellent actor Parks!
Lapointe always reminded me of Jim Carrey's Stefano (snake guy) from Lemony Snicket :D
SIenderplier Oh God, great comparison!
Fuck that is good
The brown recluse is actually a real psider. Look it up.
0:36 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My favorite scene!
Johnny depp killed it in this role, but even the brilliance of this scene couldn’t offset the sheer horror of this movie
Two wonderfull actors...
0:30 😅😅😅😅😅
Psider😂😂
i thought it was a typo, but he does say it like that once in the conversation.
Since then I found myself saying it that way.
"HeheheheHEHEHEHE THE SHITTER!"
I didn't know this was Johnny till the second time seeing this LOL
eluos peace 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
“Hehehe da sheeeeter!!” 🤣🤣
What's that sweet tune in the background?
@@jacksonwayneputnam1599 lol nice.. but he asked what the name of the tune was
Had no idea this was Depp :D Very well done.
Watching this movie I was like that’s totally Johnny Depp!!! But I was also like it’s not though... but!!!!
i love this scene , stole the whole movie away from me lol
Michael Parks is pure Genius
It was so great seeing Johnny depp return to something daring. I am a huge fan of his work in fear and loathing.
Great scene, this had me cracking up.
I hated this movie but every scene with Johnny Depp was amazing and this one was by far the best.
What’s the name of the background music? i couldn’t find it the movie’s OST list.
0:26
The confused sounds always kill me
two amazing famous occassional thespians able to act unknown and communicate much in ways only astute would discern.
#GuyLaPointe #JohnnyDepp made viewing this possible.
"not authorized to discharge a weapon at a bug"
"i'm just a lowly homicide detective"
Lmfao this scene was hilarious
Depp in this scene looks like Robert De Niro.
I don't know about that, but I will say I didn't recognize him.
The guy looks like Bill Gates
I miss Michael Parks... there's no actor on earth he couldn't outplay. Fuck :(
Imagine if he willing entry that house, maybe will be difference stories..
This scene never fails to make me laugh my ass off
I would help but I'm just a lowly homicide detective.
Best scene in the movie
I wanna know the song playing in the background
2:50
Gregory Gumtree is behind that door
It's because it's so terrible, it is so fu**ing funny ! Omg it is hilarious
Pony Up hahahaahha
can someone type out what name he says, and the location?? I cant understand it
Will we ever get Moose Jaws? I so want Guy Lapointe as the Quint
The Quint?
@@TylerJosephSmith watch Jaws. Quint is the boat captain with the best monologue in the movie
@@Jadguy24
Gotcha, thanks. Guy is like my favorite character in anything ever.
Best part of the movie
This is the scene that totally killed the movie for me. The first half felt like a genuine horror film with some dark humor, but this scene turned it into Meet the Spartans or Scary Movie
I love this scene
@@raymondgutierrez5421 to each their own , but what could you possibly like about it?
The only way this scene would have worked is if they took out the music and made Johnny Deep’s character a serious and realistic detective
@@mattjazzfan2288 yeah I realize the way he is acting there is silly but fuck the scene before was blood curdling and I needed that comedic relief plus the fact that we know inside his cabin someone is probably having the same thing done to them as the protagonist is a good dark undertone to their conversation
@@mattjazzfan2288 I found it quite funny actually with the French music in the background and the seemingly random flashback just made me die laughing the whole time
Did you come her about the bspider I'm dead
“Piss on the new Nordiques gimme back my old Nordiiiiques.”
funny as hell
Spid-die-dur😂😂
Fucking hilarious
Is man truly a walrus at heart?
What's the name of the song playing? lol
Walter White didn't die. He moved to Canada
Video subtitles: homeboy spider 😂😂😂
I don't really dig Kevin smith but this scene is extremely compelling somehow
I didn’t even know it was Johnny Depp. Here and there I was like hmmm. Nooo that’s not him. But I looked it up and sure enough.
what is the name of the song ?
This conversation basically -
Lapointe: I’m Guy Lapointe
Mosier: Are you here for the spider?
Lapointe: No, I’m here for the investigation for the disappearance of Gregory Gumtree. Did you see anything unusual on Monday night?
Mosier: No, on Monday nights, I’m out at my job.
Lapointe: Sorry, I didn’t catch your name
Mosier: Bartholomew Mosier
Lapointe: Thank you
Mosier: Thank you
I love how he literally had one story. It was just about that goddamn brown recluse.
How did neither of them break character during this scene 😂
This reminds me of something from Borat.
theres a blue vane running down the side
Johnny Depp would genuinely be so pleased that you think so
It’s supposed to be a cock lmao
XD XD XD You must stop! Lol!
He looks like Malkovich.
Is that Brick Top?
As funny as this scene is it’s sad to think Howard has an innocent man dying as a deformed walrus human hybrid
does anyone know the song
this is like an insanity test
This is the most random scene in a disturbing movie XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD