How to grow and care for a beard (yes, I finally made this video)

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  • Опубликовано: 13 сен 2024

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  • @none2822
    @none2822 8 лет назад +1734

    And this, kids, is how Skallagrim became a beauty youtuber.

    • @Tomasmoravia
      @Tomasmoravia 8 лет назад +49

      +Cicero Skall the beautuber!

    • @MiketheElectricExplorer
      @MiketheElectricExplorer 8 лет назад +30

      +Cicero Says the guy responsible for keeping the night mother looking young. lol

    • @TheMrCHELL
      @TheMrCHELL 8 лет назад +10

      The hottest RUclipsr of all.

    • @LEECHESANDCREAM
      @LEECHESANDCREAM 8 лет назад +20

      +Cicero Can't wait for the video on how he details his eyebrows.

    • @MrTerrarien
      @MrTerrarien 8 лет назад +8

      +Cicero When I'm looking at it I'm mor elike "And this, kids, is how Skallagrim became an ASMR youtuber".

  • @TheMrCHELL
    @TheMrCHELL 8 лет назад +756

    Plot twist: the real Skallagrim is the beard.
    He did grow a human.

    • @CaraDanaellea
      @CaraDanaellea 8 лет назад +37

      +Batman com Preparo Who did I marry then, is the interesting question to be asked ;)

    • @kaanugurlu5251
      @kaanugurlu5251 8 лет назад +35

      +Cara the Rat The human shaped growth of the beard named skal

    • @jacobsummers3441
      @jacobsummers3441 8 лет назад +4

      +kaan uğurlu life sure has a lot of mysteries

    • @rhaegal5650
      @rhaegal5650 4 года назад

      TIHI

  • @MaartenvanRossemLezingen
    @MaartenvanRossemLezingen 8 лет назад +195

    So this is why girls are obsessed with beauty channels, I finally get it now, this is awesome.

  • @siegfriedsiegfried726
    @siegfriedsiegfried726 8 лет назад +177

    I think we should be talking about the efficiency of beard as armor.

    • @YellowSnowman28
      @YellowSnowman28 8 лет назад +1

      Agreed

    • @pmv5322
      @pmv5322 8 лет назад +3

      +Siegfried Siegfried I think we can rule out being effective against sharpened weapons.

    • @scopt1
      @scopt1 8 лет назад +15

      +p=mv Yeah, sure a sharpened weapon can cut through a beard, but can it go far enough to actually cause damage, or are you killed by the shame of not having a beard anymore first?

    • @pmv5322
      @pmv5322 8 лет назад +8

      ScoptOriginal If it doesn't kill outright, any true warrior would likely commit suicide immediately to save themselves further shame.

    • @Dremsilruth
      @Dremsilruth 8 лет назад +19

      *Skallagrim's Beard*
      "Unique"
      +9000 cold resist
      -10 slash resist
      Durability: 10/10

  • @sonny19931
    @sonny19931 8 лет назад +360

    I should be studying and I have no intention of growing a beard.
    Why am I watching all of this

    • @matthewwinnan1094
      @matthewwinnan1094 8 лет назад +1

      Same here but I actually want to grow a beard.

    • @warped_rider
      @warped_rider 8 лет назад +3

      +sonny19931 Same but I already have one...

    • @allegroLT
      @allegroLT 8 лет назад

      +sonny19931 Same here

    • @sergionada1
      @sergionada1 8 лет назад +1

      same, but i want a beard

    • @nikospapa9718
      @nikospapa9718 8 лет назад

      +sonny19931 My thoughts exactly.

  • @TheScarletLust
    @TheScarletLust 8 лет назад +76

    Suggestion: attach pommel at the end of braid.

    • @nickv.1231
      @nickv.1231 7 лет назад +5

      Morpheus Volk and to end your opponent rightly if need be,screw off the pommel and throw it at them.

  • @Paludion
    @Paludion 8 лет назад +160

    "And it decides to go all Cthulhu on you!"
    I laughed too hard at that one.

  • @MitsubishiPajeroAus
    @MitsubishiPajeroAus 8 лет назад +26

    you know you have been on youtube to long when its 3 am and you are watching a man comb his beard.

  • @KiJin1567
    @KiJin1567 8 лет назад +178

    my girlfriend asked me to shave my beard i turned around and said "a man who shaves his beard for a woman deserves neither!"

    • @Skallagrim
      @Skallagrim  8 лет назад +92

      +losditz1567
      Well done.

    • @za9462
      @za9462 6 лет назад +10

      Amen, trimmed a beard for a wedding, worst mistake ever.

    • @ChadKakashi
      @ChadKakashi 6 лет назад +8

      I would just scream at her for blaspheming.

  • @orionslaver432
    @orionslaver432 8 лет назад +151

    I just spent nearly 20 minutes watching another man shave.

    • @ringo_the_octopus8273
      @ringo_the_octopus8273 8 лет назад +33

      Holy shit, me too. What am I doing?
      I can't even grow a beard.

    • @rjw4149
      @rjw4149 6 лет назад

      bLaZe2CrAcK OK Chris Jericho

    • @devinm.6149
      @devinm.6149 6 лет назад +1

      Orion Slaver I know and it was awful, I hate shaving.

  • @DejMills
    @DejMills 8 лет назад +3

    "If they can't appreciate the magic of the beard, then there's something wrong with them." omg I love you Skall 10/10

  • @IgabodDobagi
    @IgabodDobagi 8 лет назад +5

    I just want to thank you for this video. My father died before I was old enough to get beard grooming tips from him and you have now provided me with an excellent example of what to do. It brought a few tears to my eyes but I'm overall happy that you finally made this video.

  • @fuzzytransmissionman
    @fuzzytransmissionman 8 лет назад +83

    A true warrior cares for his facial hair as he does his weapons.

    • @jacobhurt3821
      @jacobhurt3821 4 года назад +1

      Sometimes

    • @lolbosss
      @lolbosss 4 года назад +4

      Legend says skall has a pommel under that beard

  • @ZethisVA
    @ZethisVA 8 лет назад +39

    I just want to share a story to fellow friends of the beard: It was really hard for me to get some beard oil or balm, had to order it online. I asked in most stores who sell shampoo, razors, scissors for haircutting, etc and the people working there all look at me like some wild circus beast when I was asking for beard oil or any other stuff to care for my beard. Whenever I asked, they promptly showed me the section with razors and aftershaves. It seemd like "caring for your beard" actually means getting rid of it. The idea that I wanted my beard to grow was met with surprise and weird faces. I don't really care what people think of me so it's mostly a funny story to tell... ^^

    • @Tomasmoravia
      @Tomasmoravia 8 лет назад +8

      +Zethis Having a beard is great as it is and answer to many questions. What have you been doing all day? You know just growing my beard and stuff...

  • @casscarr8221
    @casscarr8221 8 лет назад +33

    Please make a video on historical beards I know it sounds weird but still

  • @LieutenantSkull
    @LieutenantSkull 8 лет назад +379

    literally what am i even watching

    • @KarlOlofsson
      @KarlOlofsson 8 лет назад +61

      +Lieutenant Skull anything to avoid our own to-do lists right? ;)

    • @alicecousland
      @alicecousland 8 лет назад +8

      +Karl Olofsson you read my mind.

    • @AngryPainting
      @AngryPainting 8 лет назад +8

      +Lieutenant Skull we get what we click for…

    • @dattebenforcer
      @dattebenforcer 8 лет назад

      +Lieutenant Skull HEBC

    • @matasskudra4385
      @matasskudra4385 8 лет назад

      +Lieutenant Skull xD omg yeah

  • @ThePointlessBox_
    @ThePointlessBox_ 8 лет назад +24

    I could grow a full beard at 16, friends were all jealous until I started balding at 20, fuck my life

    • @firebeardsecret-fire9552
      @firebeardsecret-fire9552 7 лет назад +1

      ThePointlessBox_ Really? It doesn't seem likely.

    • @fish4225
      @fish4225 7 лет назад +2

      ThePointlessBox_ - Is that a picture of you now in your thirties?

  • @BlueMoonFuzz
    @BlueMoonFuzz 8 лет назад +3

    this video introduced me to your entire channel. It's been a while now since I once looked up how to groom my beard that day, but I'm glad I did.

  • @benjamindasilvsa5838
    @benjamindasilvsa5838 8 лет назад +31

    Skallagrim's beauty tips... yes it has happened.

  • @thebritishgeek
    @thebritishgeek 8 лет назад +74

    Dat feel when I can only grow sideburns, jaw hair and a moustache. Why even live

    • @KainYusanagi
      @KainYusanagi 8 лет назад +24

      +TheBritishGeek Just rock the Mutton Chops.

    • @thebritishgeek
      @thebritishgeek 8 лет назад +3

      ***** i highly doubt it would look good on me, i just want a full beard

    • @Vykk_Draygo
      @Vykk_Draygo 8 лет назад +2

      +TheBritishGeek If you're young, give it time. If you're not, I'm sorry. ;)

    • @thebritishgeek
      @thebritishgeek 8 лет назад +4

      Vykk Draygo 21, so i have time i hope. if not beard transplant time :P

    • @tsartomato
      @tsartomato 8 лет назад +3

      +TheBritishGeek inside your shell you wait and beard
      i used to shave most stuff outside of goaty because it was looking like bald people with long hair until this year so basically i had to shave till 26-27

  • @Arkhavist_S
    @Arkhavist_S 8 лет назад +21

    The ASMR enthusiasts should enjoy this.

  • @UhisaWaya
    @UhisaWaya 8 лет назад +6

    You have no idea how helpful this is.
    Thanks Skall :D

  • @TheDudewithpie
    @TheDudewithpie 8 лет назад +27

    When you cut the beard, though, do you just shave it? Moisturize it first? Comb it out a ton? End it rightly? There's no pommel, so we can't use that...

  • @devoutguardsmen
    @devoutguardsmen 8 лет назад +1

    I have had a massive fucking smile on my face this entire video. Thanks for cheering up my day, Skall!

  • @meanwhile_0
    @meanwhile_0 8 лет назад +13

    I fucking love the sound of beard combing and shaving. It's oddly satisfying.

    • @KainYusanagi
      @KainYusanagi 8 лет назад +2

      +meanwhile Look up ASMR videos, I think you'll like them. :3 Especially GentleWhispering.

    • @savagehippie1453
      @savagehippie1453 8 лет назад +1

      Mycherrycrush is a good suggestion :)

    • @KyleWolfKing
      @KyleWolfKing 8 лет назад

      +Kain Yusanagi Caring and Supportive Funky Kong Gives You A Ride Home From The Airport

    • @thesquade916
      @thesquade916 8 лет назад +1

      +Savage *420* lol I recognise that name and it's not for asmr videos :p

    • @savagehippie1453
      @savagehippie1453 8 лет назад +2

      The Squade
      Know what you mean lol

  • @Maddawwg45
    @Maddawwg45 8 лет назад +1

    great video my wife asked me to grow a beard 2 yrs ago and i refused at first because attempts at growing a mustache were terriable so i asummed there was no way id grow a proper beard but i decided to give it a try and 2yrs later i still have a wonderfull beard and get compliments on it all the time

  • @Whiteheart1204
    @Whiteheart1204 8 лет назад +3

    Hey Skall, weird tip from an uncle with a MAGNIFICENT beard:
    When your beard gets unruly, put fabric softener in it for 5-10 minutes, and then wash it out in a shower. (According to him) this softens the hair and lets you straighten it out via combing and brushing. (I think it stiffens again over the next week)
    Thoughts?

  • @k0vert
    @k0vert 8 лет назад +1

    I'm 30 years old and just spent almost 20 minutes watching a man talk about his beard whilst brushing his beard. My life is complete. Thanks, Skall

  • @Gist432
    @Gist432 8 лет назад +25

    People asking for a beard brushing video huh? My guess is there are some ASMR fans out there who also likes Skallagrim channel :)

  • @rakctus8311
    @rakctus8311 7 лет назад +1

    ...A 20 minute video on beards, and he speaks about beard positivity in the beginning.... This is why I like this channel so much XD

  • @Lionbug
    @Lionbug 8 лет назад +10

    Let it grooow! Let it grooow!! Can't hold it back anymoooore!!!

  • @ryueldragonborn4145
    @ryueldragonborn4145 6 лет назад

    I was never taught how to maintain any of the hair growing out of me I picked up a few things but when it came to facial hair I was just getting by after watching this I got weird dad feels like a father figure teaching how to properly take care of yourself idk I hope you take that as a compliment just cause of the way you present your self very professional and patient

  • @Chujutsu
    @Chujutsu 8 лет назад +14

    I think this is due to my Asian descent. I have tried leaving my beard be, but it hasn't grown at much at all, despite not cutting it for months. It doesn't even reach the bottom of my neck. Haha
    I can only imagine how long those ancient Asian masters waited to have a really long beard. Hahaha
    I'll just console myself with these tiny dragon whiskers or something. Hahaha

    • @JohnDoe-fc4hx
      @JohnDoe-fc4hx 8 лет назад +2

      +Chujutsu It's the beard on the inside that counts! :) Kind regards - a bearded European

    • @abonynge
      @abonynge 8 лет назад

      +Chujutsu Genetics. I know plenty of Asians who are capable of growing beards, may I ask what part your heritage is? Generally southeast Asia along the southern shoreline has the least beard growth.

    • @Chujutsu
      @Chujutsu 8 лет назад

      Madra
      I am of Chinese descent. I am not sure if I have some other ethnicity in my family tree, but at the very least, the most part of my heritage is Chinese.
      From what I remember about my family, we've migrated to Southeast Asia in only the past few generations. My paternal grandfather came from China at least, but I don't remember if I had asked my other grandparents where they had come from.

    • @jasoncarswell7458
      @jasoncarswell7458 6 лет назад

      I'm an Irishman with a black man's pubic hair on me face! And it's RED! I look like Prince Harry except I'm not rich or well-liked and my wife's a skank.
      Please explain procedure for seppuku, I cannot bear the shame.

    • @CrystalTeacup
      @CrystalTeacup 5 лет назад +1

      @@jasoncarswell7458 Seppuku is japanese, not Chinese. But even as a german, I looked it up a lot: first, you need to find some officials to judge if you have restored your honor after the seppuku and a friend Who can almost decapitate you (he needs to cut deep enough to Kill you, but if your head comes Off, he dishonors you and has to seppuku himself). The real Seppuku Begins with wearing a white Kimono. You write a Haiku, something like your funeral poem. Then you Pick Up the Tantō or Wakizashi. You use it to make a cut from the left side of your Belly, height about six centimeter beneath your navel (but more to the left) and then you cut all the way to the right side, drawing the sword upwards when you're on the right side. The cut has to be deep enough so you cut your aorta. Important: don't scream or Show any pain on your Face. It's not honorable. If you're close to screaming and crying and whatever, lower your head, exposing your neck. Your friend then slashes with a Katana, killing you in One Blow without completely decapitating you. If he doesn't manage to Kill you with one blow (e.g. the Katana gets stuck in a bone) or completely decapitates you, it's dishonorable and he May be forced to do Seppuku himself.

  • @Kjamilex
    @Kjamilex 6 лет назад +1

    So... I've been watching Skall's videos about various melee weapons, and then I found THIS. I'm in process of growing a beard (absolutely incidentally a bit like Skall's awesome beast), so I've embarked on a magical journey through videos about beardcare. It's been a very enlightening 4 hours of my life.

  • @binkh6788
    @binkh6788 8 лет назад +57

    you have beautiful eyes.

    • @Skallagrim
      @Skallagrim  8 лет назад +45

      Thanks.

    • @masterpwn3r
      @masterpwn3r 8 лет назад +6

      lmao

    • @robinhoffmann3529
      @robinhoffmann3529 8 лет назад +4

      Is there a possible amount of money for which you would shave end your beard?

    • @Skallagrim
      @Skallagrim  8 лет назад +42

      Robin Hoffmann
      Nothing under a million.

    • @robinhoffmann3529
      @robinhoffmann3529 8 лет назад +1

      I already expected something like that.. :D

  • @Ranakel
    @Ranakel 8 лет назад

    Had a beard for around a year now. My only additional advice would be, if you have a good barbershop in your area, to go ahead and pay them a visit. The good ones will have a barberpole outside, a nice decoration, good conversation, advices, products, and offer you a beer at some point.

  • @acvaticlifE
    @acvaticlifE 8 лет назад +23

    Skall, this video made me want to meet you and groom your beard.

    • @CaraDanaellea
      @CaraDanaellea 8 лет назад +13

      +Hetzer Hasser No! *hisssss* My beard! ;)

    • @acvaticlifE
      @acvaticlifE 8 лет назад +5

      +Cara the Rat Hahaaaa!! Hey Cara ^^

    • @CaraDanaellea
      @CaraDanaellea 8 лет назад +2

      +Hetzer Hasser Hi there! And I was of course kidding, if you are a barber I would let you at Skall's beard :)

  • @SamBradford770
    @SamBradford770 8 лет назад +2

    You truly have the most epic of beards.

  • @ravenking2882
    @ravenking2882 8 лет назад +16

    lol I'm not an native english-speaker and I thought you mean:
    How to grow and care for a bird

  • @dogehkiindogeborn5339
    @dogehkiindogeborn5339 7 лет назад +1

    You sound like a smart and confident person.

  • @robinl.tinderfox6696
    @robinl.tinderfox6696 8 лет назад +9

    FINALLY, we get to the important stuff! :D

  • @TheChill001
    @TheChill001 8 лет назад

    It's cool that you've got different shades in the color of your beard, going from rust color to chestnut

  • @pantherex4284
    @pantherex4284 8 лет назад +3

    This man talked nearly 19 minutes about beards, your move cable consumers.

  • @sableseraph946
    @sableseraph946 8 лет назад

    This video was so different and yet so beautiful. Praise be to the beard.

  • @shaggnar2014
    @shaggnar2014 8 лет назад +3

    I used to think I couldn't grow facial hair, but after about 3 or 4 months I actually had a proper goatee. Still very patchy on the sides, but I'm 20 so I guess only time will tell

    • @SirBeekers
      @SirBeekers 5 лет назад +1

      How's that going for you now, 2 years later?

  • @densadschannel1006
    @densadschannel1006 8 лет назад

    Your beard is majestic. You made some great points about body image. As a bearded person myself, I learned some interesting new things, even though I've been bearded for 5 years now.

  • @HydrengeaEdelweiss
    @HydrengeaEdelweiss 8 лет назад +18

    HA! Jokes on you! My power as ASIAN stop beard from growing on me!
    I will never become a beautiful moster with magnificent beard like you! Ha hahahaha
    hahaha
    ha
    [cry]

  • @dvklaveren
    @dvklaveren 8 лет назад

    If you want tips about the kind of shape you might want to have for a stubble, I can actually recommend looking up videos about male makeup and contouring.
    Contouring is the result of good makeup technique that can seemingly redefine the shape of your face. Male contouring can be used to create a more masculine appearance through the use of shaders from the cheekbone across the cheeks. Female contouring uses a similar, softer curve to the contour.
    Use those guidelines for the stubble you want to grow on your face. It can make your face look more defined. Skall shows how to do that with your jawline here too.

  • @taliawtf6944
    @taliawtf6944 8 лет назад +18

    Huh never knew men could take more than 4 mins to get ready in the mornings. xD

    • @ChadKakashi
      @ChadKakashi 6 лет назад +1

      He is explaining that 4 minutes.

  • @colehayden5537
    @colehayden5537 8 лет назад

    Great vid! I have been growing out a soul-patch lately because I didn't know how to really care for it so this video helped me a lot

  • @matodragonespor5000
    @matodragonespor5000 8 лет назад +7

    -Skall, I need the bathroom!!
    -Sorry, I'm taking care of my beard...
    -Gad Dammit!!!

    • @CaraDanaellea
      @CaraDanaellea 8 лет назад +4

      +Kerzos Reasons why I was happy to find out the apartment has two bathrooms...

    • @rbd6502
      @rbd6502 8 лет назад

      +Cara the Rat i was happy thinking your profile pic was of a real rat, im not happy anymore :(

    • @CaraDanaellea
      @CaraDanaellea 8 лет назад

      +Ronald Bryan Domingo Hey, what's wrong with my little cyberrat? It took me quite a bit of work to draw that :p

    • @rbd6502
      @rbd6502 8 лет назад

      real pet rat = skall lives with real pet rat
      skall living with real pet rat = awesome medieval dungeon
      awesome medieval dungeon = macabre table tennis with a prisoner as the net
      what does a cyber rat get you? a cyber dungeon? thats just ludicrous

    • @CaraDanaellea
      @CaraDanaellea 8 лет назад

      +Ronald Bryan Domingo Um, don't I count as a real pet rat now?
      Also cyberrat = internet magic

  • @knuckleleadgaming7575
    @knuckleleadgaming7575 8 лет назад +2

    Wow an electric trimmer? I always thought you used an Albion sword to do the trick.

  • @Mike-oj9mo
    @Mike-oj9mo 8 лет назад +7

    That feeling when you accidentally take a chunk out of your beard and have to trim it severely or start anew :(

  • @mysticmagicsmurfdarklord6844
    @mysticmagicsmurfdarklord6844 3 года назад +1

    He has such a unique beard! Sort of a circle beard+Whale Tail+chinstrap

  • @petermarkoli5244
    @petermarkoli5244 8 лет назад +39

    when did your beard "came into being"
    (how old were you)

    • @s.rolphsen174
      @s.rolphsen174 8 лет назад +17

      I was 18 when I grew my beard. A couple of my brothers had full beards when they were 16.

    • @poopdump2
      @poopdump2 8 лет назад +55

      +S.Rolphsen haha lol this random guy answers the question XD XD

    • @Grimbanks
      @Grimbanks 8 лет назад +46

      +JsinXx Plot twist; it's actually a woman

    • @ethanbracy9412
      @ethanbracy9412 8 лет назад

      +Grimbanks It's a reverse trap

    • @bones182x
      @bones182x 8 лет назад

      +S.Rolphsen didn't they make you shave at school?

  • @spamhonx56
    @spamhonx56 8 лет назад

    i mostly clicked on this because i wasn't doing much, and it appeared in my subscriptions feed.
    turns out, actually quite useful. didn't see that coming.

  • @Stettafire
    @Stettafire 6 лет назад +6

    I'm a woman and I'm watching a beard growing video xD

    • @balazszsigmond826
      @balazszsigmond826 6 лет назад

      Stettafire He is friggin' mesmerizing.

    • @ChadKakashi
      @ChadKakashi 6 лет назад

      Well, no gender restrictions. Also I know some women who might wanna watch this.

  • @buffalocatc565
    @buffalocatc565 8 лет назад +25

    You would look so handsome without your beard, don't get me wrong. They look great :)

    • @Skallagrim
      @Skallagrim  8 лет назад +288

      +Tony Li
      No, I would look ridiculous. Speak no more such heresy.

    • @mus-dos4763
      @mus-dos4763 8 лет назад +18

      im pretty sure he would like like walter white

    • @tony1954
      @tony1954 8 лет назад +3

      +Tony Li Some people just look better with bears. I myself find it hard to appreciated my appearance when looking in the mirror if i don't wear my stubble beard.
      And so think all of my male and even female friends. Chicks dig beards.

    • @ebukichiadi9868
      @ebukichiadi9868 8 лет назад

      +Skallagrim your giving me beard envy man no fair!

    • @xPumaFangx
      @xPumaFangx 8 лет назад +2

      +Tony Li Real men need real beards for slicing tatami mats right in half.

  • @playstationninja
    @playstationninja 8 лет назад +3

    You make some pretty interesting misc. videos outside of your weapon vids. I like this.

  • @ultrahevybeat
    @ultrahevybeat 8 лет назад

    holy crap i allways get blown away with the fps of your videos. you realy made a good choise when you bought that expensive camera. its SO SMOTH...

  • @Chillton
    @Chillton 8 лет назад +5

    I don't even remember not having a beard. It's been ages since I shaved

    • @yourself458
      @yourself458 8 лет назад +1

      I know that feeling. One time in high school I shaved and actually had trouble sleeping because I wasn't used to the blankets being able to touch my chin. XD

  • @saltysnake3774
    @saltysnake3774 8 лет назад

    This is the video I never expected you to make.

  • @lazorkat
    @lazorkat 8 лет назад +3

    Ahh finaly someone who hates heat as much as I do :D (and I also have long hair to that so...)

    • @Glorfindel_117
      @Glorfindel_117 8 лет назад

      +Tholfend
      Anyone who bears the mark of red hair such as myself understands the burning hatred of the heat. I have had 2nd degree sunburns all over my back, neck, and arms before. It made me unable to wear a shirt for 7 days, and I cried myself to sleep every night. Everyone is always shocked to hear that I despise summer with all of my being, but they don't understand what it's like to be so sensitive to the heat. And that burn was only from 3 hours of constant sunlight. If only they knew. I thrive in Winter, and pretty much hide from humanity in Summer haha.

    • @lazorkat
      @lazorkat 8 лет назад +2

      bob smith Wow that must be pretty annoying thing, sorry to hear that :/
      I am not sensitive to heat I just don't like heat, like 10°C is fine for me but in summer.....yeah I hide, too :D
      Winter is the best weather for me or autumn when its rainy and cloudy :)

  • @heathen-greaser
    @heathen-greaser 6 лет назад

    keep up the good work skallagrim, personally i think you're the best youtuber going. you and the other half ever come to the uk it would be an honor to meet you for a beer or two to say thanks for the enjoyment you give your subscribers

  • @mikleman996
    @mikleman996 8 лет назад +7

    My beard is 17 days (no shave November) old and its pretty full already, might keep going for a few more month see if i like it :D

    • @Storebrand_
      @Storebrand_ 8 лет назад +24

      I'm assuming most of it is growing under your jaw line.

    • @utopiannamjoon169
      @utopiannamjoon169 8 лет назад +6

      Neckbeard is not hot

    • @mikleman996
      @mikleman996 8 лет назад

      +StoreBrand no ¬.¬ its a full beard

    • @mikleman996
      @mikleman996 8 лет назад

      +TeddyBear Anonymous almost funny but no

    • @utopiannamjoon169
      @utopiannamjoon169 8 лет назад +2

      +Michael Grant im being 1000% srs

  • @leiya3408
    @leiya3408 8 лет назад +1

    that why skall is one of the best youtuber :p keep the awesome work man

  • @Edvardius
    @Edvardius 8 лет назад +16

    I've shaved my moustache today and I look like an ISIS warrior... -_- I must grow it back. But what to do if my moustache hair enter my girlfriend's nose while kissing? :|

    • @Savage.Doomer
      @Savage.Doomer 8 лет назад

      +Caramel Johnson I have that amish look. Can't grow anything on my cheeks and my moustache is wimpy.

    • @CaraDanaellea
      @CaraDanaellea 8 лет назад +11

      +Edvardius Two options, either keep the mustache trimmed fairly short so that the hairs aren't long enough to poke, or grow the mustache long enough to be soft and potentially being waxed to the sides/into the main beard.

    • @Edvardius
      @Edvardius 8 лет назад

      +Cara the Rat I've tried to have the second option, but without wax. I have to try it out with moustache wax some day. Oh, wait! Hi Cara! :D

    • @CaraDanaellea
      @CaraDanaellea 8 лет назад +7

      +Edvardius Hi there! I answered your question because I know your girlfriend's problem only too well :)

    • @JanglingYourBo
      @JanglingYourBo 8 лет назад +1

      Tell her to sniff it and enjoy

  • @davidjacobik5451
    @davidjacobik5451 4 года назад

    You and me have the exact same pattern and color of beard growth so I had to watch this. I've tried all kinds of tapering on the sides, and even down to the exact long chin style you're going with but eventually decided for myself that only way of avoiding the kthulu factor is to let the sides and even the neck grow the same as the chin up to right below the ears before going short. It grows massive wings, but holds a strong ball shape and no matter how big it gets that keeps the structure. Also, I find hot water to be bad, but cold water is the key!

  • @Loiner_Leftie
    @Loiner_Leftie 8 лет назад +12

    ASMR suddenly makes sense to me.

  • @jozobozo5
    @jozobozo5 8 лет назад +1

    You're an inspiration to us all, mighty bearded man!

  • @RegurgitatedNews
    @RegurgitatedNews 8 лет назад +3

    How do you guys feel about Lemmy style mutton chops? It's basically the only thing I can grow.

    • @Torbadill
      @Torbadill 8 лет назад +1

      +RegurgitatedNews DO IT!

    • @Savage.Doomer
      @Savage.Doomer 8 лет назад

      Look at cult of dusty's old videos.

  • @AppleShrapnel
    @AppleShrapnel 7 лет назад +1

    I've been using Mane n' Tail for my hair and beard for a year or two now- it's been nice, no itching or the like... but I loooove the sound of some of the scents on Beard Monster, so hope to try them out soon. Thanks for pointing the way to them ^.^

  • @Parterphil
    @Parterphil 8 лет назад +9

    Step 1 : grow a beard
    Already failed

  • @SmokeyEdits
    @SmokeyEdits 8 лет назад

    I totally get the whole beard-stroking habit. I have long hair and find it hard not to play with it. I love it.

  • @xXstevieOo
    @xXstevieOo 8 лет назад +32

    Head On, Apply Directly To The Forehead
    Head On, Apply Directly To The Forehead
    Head On, Apply Directly To The Forehead
    Head On, Apply Directly To The Forehead

    • @Torbadill
      @Torbadill 8 лет назад

      +xXstevieOo New from the makers of ElfOn :D

    • @xXstevieOo
      @xXstevieOo 8 лет назад

      +Charles Heffinger hahaha

    • @Altarahhn
      @Altarahhn 8 лет назад

      LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!/10

    • @SerDerpish
      @SerDerpish 7 лет назад

      but where do you apply it?

  • @andromydous
    @andromydous Год назад

    The on thing I was augment about beard growing is more time. I currently have a 2 year old beard. At the start there were a few minor bald/thin spots and the top of the ball of my chin wasn't doing anything either. By year 1, most of the thin spots decided to grow in. Or enough around it had grown that you couldn't see any bald/thin spots. Half way through the second year, the spot on the top of the ball of my chin finally decided to start growing hair.
    Beard hair grows at different times and rate. You may have spots that just refuse to grow no matter how old you get. You have some that are just lazy and will eventually start growing. The only way you'll know which you are is time. If you don't like how your beard is growing now, wait a year or so and try again. One thing is guaranteed, it will never grow as long as you keep shaving it.

  • @topdude234
    @topdude234 7 лет назад +6

    skall what if I havnt shaved in 16 years and I haven't grown my beard yet

    • @connoc5078
      @connoc5078 7 лет назад

      There's no hope for you. Unless you mean you are only 16 in which case give it a bit more time. I could only start growing a beard when I was already 18.

    • @TheCalmPsycho
      @TheCalmPsycho 7 лет назад

      I'm 23 and can only grow a loose ... something, it is too long to be called stuble, but too short to be called a beard. Unfortunately I need to shave once every 4 days due to my weird growth. I just recently gave my "beard" aboot a month to grow since I just recently entered NEET status unfortunately, and it didn't go anywhere good.

    • @topdude234
      @topdude234 7 лет назад

      Connor Hudson yeah I'm only 16 and havnt shaved. so far can only grow a mustache

    • @betterwithage3864
      @betterwithage3864 6 лет назад +3

      brandon silva then you need to shave your shitty peach fuzz

  • @madfox95
    @madfox95 8 лет назад

    I demand a 10 hour long video of you brushing your beard without saying a word, just the sound of comb caressing your beard!

  • @NerevariXStefPower
    @NerevariXStefPower 8 лет назад +7

    finally

  • @rednefarious6968
    @rednefarious6968 5 лет назад

    And at the very end he shatters what i've believed since middle school... thank you.

  • @WalkOnNick
    @WalkOnNick 8 лет назад +39

    Personally, oval face + mohawk + that kind of beard just seems to me like it elongates the face too much.

    • @Skallagrim
      @Skallagrim  8 лет назад +53

      +BuFufilms
      That's not a mohawk.

    • @kaizoebara
      @kaizoebara 8 лет назад +2

      +Skallagrim Is it a jarhead?

    • @WalkOnNick
      @WalkOnNick 8 лет назад +4

      ***** Couldn't think of a better term, what would you call it?

    • @Skallagrim
      @Skallagrim  8 лет назад +21

      +BuFufilms
      Pretty sure that's simply called an undercut.

    • @kaizoebara
      @kaizoebara 8 лет назад +8

      Nope. Undercut usually means you have hair hanging over the shaved part.
      If there's only a patch of short hair on the top of the head, AFAIK it's called a jarhead - b/c it looks a bit like the lid on a jar.

  • @BeccaBasilisk
    @BeccaBasilisk 8 лет назад

    I'm a 21 year old woman and totally enjoyed this 👍

  • @TheSpaghettiKnight
    @TheSpaghettiKnight 8 лет назад +3

    My beard grows out very fast, but my mustache is really weak and wispy, and my soul patch is almost non-existent... So I can only have total neckbeard, sideburns, goatee, or stubble. I'm not sure what to do. :(

    • @Skallagrim
      @Skallagrim  8 лет назад +5

      +TheSpaghettiKnight
      Maybe you could do kind of a Klingon beard? :)

    • @TheSpaghettiKnight
      @TheSpaghettiKnight 8 лет назад

      +Skallagrim o_o ...Maybe? That might actually work, I do have a low brow, rounded jawline and a strong chin... I could try.

    • @Vykk_Draygo
      @Vykk_Draygo 8 лет назад

      +TheSpaghettiKnight Sideburns are a legitimate option. I kept sideburns until I was able to actually grow a beard. I wasn't able to grow a full beard until I was nearly 30. But the other day I was likened to a bear, so I say it turned out well in the end.
      If you do the Klingon beard, then mad props.

    • @robinforsen7678
      @robinforsen7678 8 лет назад

      +Vykk Draygo I can grow mean sideburns, but the rest of my beard is patchy and my moustache makes me look kinda like a child molester. maybe there is hope for me after all..

  • @thegamingmind1245
    @thegamingmind1245 8 лет назад

    Only a real man makes a 19 minute video on beardcare. Well spoken, sir.

  • @Y0G0FU
    @Y0G0FU 8 лет назад +7

    i like my beard going all Cthulhu :D

    • @Y0G0FU
      @Y0G0FU 8 лет назад

      +Y0G0FU iam one of the people that cant grow a beard D: i tried it 3 times allready and everything looks awfull.

    • @MrBlueSnowmanProduc
      @MrBlueSnowmanProduc 8 лет назад +1

      +Y0G0FU After it goes awful just wait it out even longer. Don't even trim it. Neglect it. Leave it dirty. It'll come to you on its own.

  • @JoakimOtamaa
    @JoakimOtamaa 4 года назад +1

    2020, I just saw this video. Nothing new for me, but this video was just... nice. You know? Nice. Something for us bearded people. Keep your beard awesome and keep safe, the world is kinda shite now. And all the ladies and men, get something nice to your hairful partner! I love beards and chest hair and if someone has problem with that, I'm mostly straight. I just love good style.

  • @kragguthbag-braggle4961
    @kragguthbag-braggle4961 8 лет назад +3

    How old are you? If you don't mind me asking

    • @atomflunder2
      @atomflunder2 8 лет назад

      +Boady Cranford 42

    • @vShoTzZ25
      @vShoTzZ25 8 лет назад +4

      +kragguth bag-braggle Id say early 30s

    • @mus-dos4763
      @mus-dos4763 8 лет назад +4

      i believe he said it in the stream with tac, i think he said 33

    • @Shinywhite
      @Shinywhite 8 лет назад

      +kragguth bag-braggle I'd say 28

    • @thefreeviper4511
      @thefreeviper4511 8 лет назад

      30 something

  • @p.dwalker5757
    @p.dwalker5757 8 лет назад

    love this vid it was a surprise to see it but i never thought of using oils on my beard till now, now i know what im going to get for christmas.
    happy beard growing :)

  • @teakey
    @teakey 8 лет назад +3

    That's not a beard and damn did it ever sound like dried out wires

    • @merk1182
      @merk1182 7 лет назад +1

      Actually it is a beard

  • @tspmoto1134
    @tspmoto1134 8 лет назад

    Beard King makes a cool trimming apron that snaps around your neck and suction cups to the mirror to keep your sink clean. Its made of the same material as a barbers apron so cleanup is a breeze!

  • @Frabtious
    @Frabtious 8 лет назад +4

    Introducing MAN ASMR.
    *The room fills with the sounds of gentle beard brushing.

  • @angrydragonslayer
    @angrydragonslayer 8 лет назад

    i got nothing to do
    but i'm totally not bored enough to put this on a loop

  • @abomesai18
    @abomesai18 8 лет назад

    I haven't shaved in 5 months, and my beard is still growing. It's been going through stages of growing, stopping, growing, stopping.

  • @CheeseTaterson
    @CheeseTaterson 8 лет назад +1

    Been a fan of your sword-related content for a bit now, but somehow never noticed this video! I've always had just the goatee, but lately have been trying to expand it out into a full beard; these tips were definitely helpful.

  • @Ultramasterjedi
    @Ultramasterjedi 8 лет назад

    shaving doesn't make your beard grow any faster, but it can make it look thicker once it grows back, particularly if you've never shaved before. 'Fresh' hair tapers down to a fine point at the tip. thus making it appear thinner, and once you cut it, the tip of the hair ends flat, rather then tapering down.

  • @kelsenorglory8091
    @kelsenorglory8091 8 лет назад +2

    al hail the beardtastic skall!
    I`m waiting for this video for more than a year!
    Thanks Skall :D

  • @benjaminantonyflored6303
    @benjaminantonyflored6303 8 лет назад +1

    Best video ever made

  • @gilless429
    @gilless429 8 лет назад

    And thus the greatest video of all times was made. And there was peace on earth.

  • @crazy5600
    @crazy5600 8 лет назад

    I have a beard myself, and as i saw some of your older videos, i definetely noticed that wispy beard of yours. I actually did the exact same mistake, only with a full beard, i let almost no neck-beard at all. You can imagine how that looked :P Thankfully that's not the case anymore. Awesome Tutorial btw Skall.

  • @HCSkylge
    @HCSkylge 8 лет назад

    Never expected a beard growing tutorial from Skal, very informative.