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  • Опубликовано: 15 дек 2022

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  • @bobbucks
    @bobbucks Год назад +141961

    Remember these are jokes they wrote for eachother. Che wrote these for Collin.

    • @Arcanecide
      @Arcanecide Год назад +4413

      Lmao guy really pinned the trigger warning

    • @raywideman7157
      @raywideman7157 Год назад +2172

      Ok, that makes more sense, he kept looking like he was waiting for the beating to come

    • @alanbrowning4836
      @alanbrowning4836 Год назад +2461

      Che writes racist jokes for Colin and Colin writes sexual deviant jokes for Che.

    • @bobbucks
      @bobbucks Год назад +268

      @@alanbrowning4836 yeah its hilarious

    • @ericko777
      @ericko777 Год назад +134

      So then it's okay?

  • @SmokeyOwOs
    @SmokeyOwOs Год назад +107858

    Che is a fucking demon writing these jokes for Collin lmaoo

    • @harrisonskelton6934
      @harrisonskelton6934 Год назад +695

      Right! Some actual real comedy we can all laugh with each other.

    • @swordzanderson5352
      @swordzanderson5352 Год назад +322

      People help each other out. Friends pull stupid pranks on each other and laugh their ass off from their reactions.

    • @NfamousKayeGames
      @NfamousKayeGames Год назад +134

      It’s so awful in the best way possible 😂😂😂

    • @mckitty2628
      @mckitty2628 Год назад

      This is so funny but also so sad cuz you know this man is going to receive death threats from uneducated people who think they're saving the world when in reality they're just actively making victims of black people who are tired of White Nights

    • @swordzanderson5352
      @swordzanderson5352 Год назад

      @@mckitty2628 But they are also telling the entire world "I'm a big f*cking idiot" so there are benefits. These two would most likely just laugh at how stupid people can be.

  • @Mind_and_Money
    @Mind_and_Money 3 месяца назад +261

    Che is trying to turn Scarlett Johansson into widow😂

  • @bohakasha
    @bohakasha 6 месяцев назад +2422

    As a black man, that was incredibly funny. I was cracking my ribs. The punchline was packing 😂😂😂

    • @TopODaMernin
      @TopODaMernin 4 месяца назад +14

      Do you know any black guys that are ACTUALLY offended at stereotypical joking as friendly banter?

    • @chrisparker5796
      @chrisparker5796 4 месяца назад +9

      As a black man I also found them funny.

    • @fitxfour1072
      @fitxfour1072 4 месяца назад +7

      The slight hesitation, laughter and wincing mid joke made it so much funnier.

    • @Arch3an
      @Arch3an 4 месяца назад

      ​@@chrisparker5796😂 funny

    • @chrisparker5796
      @chrisparker5796 4 месяца назад

      @@Arch3an i try my best...

  • @Zer0Solution-g3i
    @Zer0Solution-g3i Год назад +10385

    Che basically went "Im about to ruin this man's whole career" and actually followed through 💀

    • @matieshaburley3760
      @matieshaburley3760 Год назад +51

      This ain't even the worst joke he's written for collin🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mariaprada7373
      @mariaprada7373 Год назад

      Hahaha

    • @dickhanes7094
      @dickhanes7094 Год назад +2

      Can you just shut the fuck up and enjoy the jokes for what they are without resorting to this "whitey getting owned" retarded bullshit?

    • @djdameswholdames
      @djdameswholdames 8 месяцев назад

      U mean like racists have been rapinf white ppl for decades

    • @JOSEPH_KUSIMBA
      @JOSEPH_KUSIMBA 8 месяцев назад +1

      What career?....lol

  • @michaelschweigart3517
    @michaelschweigart3517 Год назад +29105

    These jokes may sound funny, but Che is actually trying to get Collin murdered

    • @harysonsharma6420
      @harysonsharma6420 Год назад +165

      ​@@Droid6689 💀

    • @ThomasSawyers
      @ThomasSawyers Год назад

      ​@@Droid6689 what a strange statement, lemme guess, you have fantasies of somebody attacking you and then you overpower them💀 you sound like a loser lol

    • @larrygill2223
      @larrygill2223 Год назад +59

      Pretty sure Che co-writes these jokes as well

    • @its_kumar_babyyy
      @its_kumar_babyyy Год назад +11

      Lmaoo

    • @not_glad
      @not_glad Год назад +2

      Black people actually have some of the best humour 👌, he's only at risk of murder by some woke white guy.

  • @mandolfc9549
    @mandolfc9549 7 месяцев назад +272

    “That’s pretty racist Collin” 😂 it wasn’t in the short but it fits every time

    • @TheRealMrCrowley
      @TheRealMrCrowley 3 месяца назад +2

      Especially since che wrote them

    • @Lootensansy2308
      @Lootensansy2308 3 месяца назад

      Noting is racist about. America
      People make from
      Mouse a racist thing. Ben in Europa if you say my night to black guy the thé don’t even feel offended about only in the usa it’s

    • @paulwalsh8469
      @paulwalsh8469 3 месяца назад +2

      'i wouldn't have said that!' 😂

  • @sassytrini
    @sassytrini 6 месяцев назад +152

    The honest day's work is my fav😂😂

    • @luisahumada6081
      @luisahumada6081 5 месяцев назад +2

      Man of steal is better... Hahahaha

    • @ChrisMartin-pu6cv
      @ChrisMartin-pu6cv 3 месяца назад +1

      That "honest days work" is very true 😂 sorry to say but every man of "culture" at my work place has either been fired for taking too many off days and didn't do much work anyway or quite because of the work🙄 😂😂😂 no word of a lie

    • @sassytrini
      @sassytrini 3 месяца назад

      @@ChrisMartin-pu6cv 😂

  • @Boondaba
    @Boondaba 8 месяцев назад +12393

    You know the only difference between Batman and Blackman is Batman can go a night without Robin.

    • @II-nb6ko
      @II-nb6ko 8 месяцев назад +286

      that was clever.. you deserve more likes for the effort :P

    • @MrSam-mg5ut
      @MrSam-mg5ut 8 месяцев назад +106

      One of the Best joke I ever heard

    • @ajidemetro14
      @ajidemetro14 8 месяцев назад +41

      LMAO nice one

    • @ThatDude_OverThere
      @ThatDude_OverThere 8 месяцев назад +15

      good comment

    • @adewilyan8030
      @adewilyan8030 8 месяцев назад +24

      Fkin good bro 😂

  • @eraser07-d5m
    @eraser07-d5m Год назад +2950

    I’m black and those jokes were hilarious, especially the hard day work being kryptonite … Che risked your life dude 😂😂😂😂

    • @2alsen
      @2alsen Год назад +14

      that's the one that got me like bruhh

    • @CarlosHernandez-bp4ul
      @CarlosHernandez-bp4ul Год назад +1

      I don't get the kryptonite one. Damn it!

    • @2alsen
      @2alsen Год назад +13

      @@CarlosHernandez-bp4ul like that's their weakness, not being able to do an honest day of work

    • @kingxrxdical8987
      @kingxrxdical8987 Год назад

      Nobody cares that if you’re black

    • @jaykenyon1
      @jaykenyon1 Год назад

      Tbh racist jokes are just funny. Like what's funnier than wet back? Mexicans think that shit is funny.

  • @danydeezy3243
    @danydeezy3243 3 месяца назад +11

    "Man of Steal" 😂😂😂

  • @hbirtic146
    @hbirtic146 4 месяца назад +17

    Legend says that studio is his new home after those jokes 🤣

  • @davidreinhard6037
    @davidreinhard6037 Год назад +13070

    Seriously, I've never in my life heard better racist jokes than racist jokes created by the people of the race whom the joke is about

    • @imhere8380
      @imhere8380 Год назад +103

      You must be American with that answer

    • @nebunezz_r
      @nebunezz_r Год назад +327

      ​@@imhere8380 he's right.

    • @jasmineliang3286
      @jasmineliang3286 Год назад +215

      it’s because we know ourselves lmaoo

    • @davidbintliff2852
      @davidbintliff2852 Год назад +207

      Yesssssss. I once stayed up late with a black friend of mine who was minimum 25 years older than me. And he would make us listen to black jokes and he'd get so dark that it'd make you cry laughing. He was a funny dude. We didn't have very good white jokes until after him. They were so brutal 😂 love that man RIP

    • @llamatreee
      @llamatreee Год назад

      Because nobody else is allowed to tell jokes about other races, unless it’s about white people.

  • @cogahan
    @cogahan Год назад +9296

    Man of Steal is the funniest thing I've heard in a month

    • @Ghost011
      @Ghost011 Год назад +8

      😂😭😂

    • @slavasmrti3328
      @slavasmrti3328 Год назад +16

      watch out Walgreens

    • @rashJ14
      @rashJ14 Год назад +6

      Can you explain this Joke

    • @cogahan
      @cogahan Год назад

      @@rashJ14 Superman is the Man of Steel, as you know.
      It's a racial (and inaccurate) stereotype that black people rob/mug other people, so the black Superman is referred to as "the Man of Steal"

    • @rashJ14
      @rashJ14 Год назад +1

      @@cogahan damn 😂😂😂

  • @j.t.5826
    @j.t.5826 6 месяцев назад +60

    Comedy brings us all together. I remember Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy and the rest of them telling jokes like this. They made fun of everyone...😊

    • @ShinyHunterkt
      @ShinyHunterkt 6 месяцев назад

      David spade made a joke on SNL about eddie murphy's movie bombing, eddie murphy called him and screamed at him lol

  • @princesshoy3510
    @princesshoy3510 3 месяца назад +34

    😂😂😂😂 I’m black and this shit is cracking me up 😂😂😂😂😂 laughter is the best medicine even if it’s racist 😂😂😂

    • @lalegende2746
      @lalegende2746 28 дней назад +1

      We have to laugh at ourselves every now and then 😂

  • @ReignSupreme2014
    @ReignSupreme2014 Год назад +6651

    This is why comedy is so important. So we can poke fun at each other and laugh together. I'm a black man and this clip had me in tears. Comedy is so important guys.

    • @Light-tc8xc
      @Light-tc8xc Год назад +86

      Che wrote these jokes for him to tell! He’s always scared to read them 😂

    • @HermanWillems
      @HermanWillems Год назад +87

      Dude the people at my work who are complete good friends and have each others back and are from different races. Are making racist jokes whole day. But they all know they love each other drink a beer and always have each others back. Weird but i love that. Fuck we should just love each other as humans and accept we are different but can still just be best friends and enjoy life together. Its all about true intent deep inside.

    • @BinuJasim
      @BinuJasim Год назад

      Comedy is important until they gun you down walking down a street because of your skin color.

    • @OursonAaron302
      @OursonAaron302 Год назад +4

      👏👏👏👏

    • @beneg417
      @beneg417 Год назад +25

      ​@@HermanWillems Absolutely. The problem comes in when people use an insult as a weapon then try and cover it up as a joke.

  • @arbsppyt-k-n7577
    @arbsppyt-k-n7577 Год назад +1943

    The way he laughs like he fears for his life. Che is a messed up friend to write those for him. I love them.

    • @jaimeaneiva849
      @jaimeaneiva849 Год назад +2

      😂

    • @Cloudipy
      @Cloudipy Год назад +5

      He doesn't seem scared at all for his life, it looks like he had even more in store😂

    • @user-yo1ji8hr4x
      @user-yo1ji8hr4x 8 месяцев назад +2

      Such is their friendship, they understand each other 'Humour'. I enjoy their section the most.😊😅

  • @AmericanMight
    @AmericanMight 4 месяца назад +175

    Man of steal is crazy 😂😂

  • @Vismaya-xf5pm
    @Vismaya-xf5pm 7 месяцев назад +18

    These are far better than any standup comedian 😂

  • @siramoras
    @siramoras 8 месяцев назад +7742

    The S-T-E-A-L joke was just perfect 😅

    • @rajsel8761
      @rajsel8761 8 месяцев назад +41

      Black superman makes sense as he never knew or met his biological father!

    • @Manoj17Patankar
      @Manoj17Patankar 7 месяцев назад +8

      In the same vein as Norm's Chairman of the 'Bored'

    • @CarBleach
      @CarBleach 7 месяцев назад +8

      @jov001it’s fine to do in general, people just need to grow a spine over a clear and painfully obvious joke

    • @TheMannis.
      @TheMannis. 7 месяцев назад +2

      It's an honest days work for me😂

    • @tylerdannatt1970
      @tylerdannatt1970 7 месяцев назад +3

      ​As a black person person thank you it's funny

  • @bud389
    @bud389 Год назад +2746

    "Man of steal" - Probably the best black Superman joke I've ever heard.

    • @skylarryals4837
      @skylarryals4837 Год назад +10

      Would have been even better if he didn't spell out S T E A L lollll

    • @cleangoblin2021
      @cleangoblin2021 Год назад +13

      ​@@skylarryals4837 oh i agree. Let the people figure out the punchline

    • @Jaywant811
      @Jaywant811 Год назад +2

      What's the third joke can anyone tell??

    • @IlIIlIIIIlIIllllIIlllIII
      @IlIIlIIIIlIIllllIIlllIII Год назад +5

      I believe I got an image of that where Man of Steal is flying away with a bike he stole.

    • @liamthehero9191
      @liamthehero9191 Год назад +1

      😯😧😳🥶🥵

  • @chantelversace3981
    @chantelversace3981 7 месяцев назад +8

    I think from time to time he may think Che secretly hates him and is trying to get him shot. 😂

  • @stevekombolis
    @stevekombolis 7 месяцев назад +5

    They've made this wholesome yet still funny as f. That's how you do comedy . Che is always so proud of his jokes lol

  • @ivocanevo
    @ivocanevo Год назад +7987

    There's something unexpectedly wholesome about a white guy being forced to tell racist jokes by the black guy who wrote them, and everyone can get both their laughs and their cringe out hysterically. It brings us together 😀💕

    • @vogelvogeltje
      @vogelvogeltje Год назад +27

      I get what you’re saying….. but the literal white elephant in the room is just too big to ignore.

    • @randomman2938
      @randomman2938 Год назад +230

      @@vogelvogeltje no it’s not

    • @cheesyconqueso1326
      @cheesyconqueso1326 Год назад +409

      @@vogelvogeltje nope, im very black and very entertained. People choose to be offended by things rather than just enjoying them

    • @Papa_Straight
      @Papa_Straight Год назад

      ​@@vogelvogeltje stfu white boy. can't wait to call your own people racist can ya?

    • @squared3724
      @squared3724 Год назад +66

      ​@@cheesyconqueso1326exactly that

  • @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis
    @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis 2 месяца назад +2

    “The Man of Steel- spelled S T E A L”
    has me dead 😂😂😂 no he didn’t
    That has to be one of the funniest jokes ever on SNL

  • @totandey9530
    @totandey9530 7 месяцев назад +3

    That abandonment joke hit hard😂😂, cause it's so real.

  • @apronfluffy
    @apronfluffy Год назад +4874

    The black guy wrote most of those jokes and really wanted him to say it you can see it in his face

    • @BloodOath
      @BloodOath Год назад

      So if a white guy wrote these jokes it would be different that’s the dumbest shit ever

    • @apronfluffy
      @apronfluffy Год назад +18

      @@BloodOath nah you being twitter I would’ve still laugh either way

    • @YoopiBoom
      @YoopiBoom Год назад +7

      Very observant

    • @nitro6875
      @nitro6875 Год назад +5

      Ok dad

    • @apronfluffy
      @apronfluffy Год назад +30

      @@nitro6875 thank you for listening son

  • @miurasvlamborghini
    @miurasvlamborghini Год назад +8014

    That S T E A L last line is most definitely a nod to the late Great Norm Macdonald.

    • @brotherben4357
      @brotherben4357 Год назад +99

      I thought the same thing - bored vs board

    • @EnigmaRecluse
      @EnigmaRecluse Год назад +40

      I don't think it was a nod to norm but that's a very sweet sentiment

    • @poly408
      @poly408 Год назад +16

      @@EnigmaRecluse you obviously do know norms style. He loves where the set up
      Is also the punchline. Maybe be quiet if you don’t know.

    • @wyldeyouth
      @wyldeyouth Год назад +15

      He is just playing with words. He's not nodding to Norm

    • @poly408
      @poly408 Год назад

      @@EnigmaRecluse dam right. Know you place peon. Or boomer because you sound old af.

  • @bldmyamean8352
    @bldmyamean8352 4 месяца назад +6

    As a blakie.. im laughing my ass off because I can't beleive how accurate this is 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kingstonperez-2484
    @kingstonperez-2484 7 месяцев назад +3

    Call him Batman because he just can’t go without Robbin

  • @tbella5186
    @tbella5186 Год назад +375

    He doesn't need enemies when his friends write him jokes like this.

  • @think.create07
    @think.create07 Год назад +1686

    I had a straight face, but lost it it at “Man of steal” 😂😂😂

  • @elylopezgonzalez3668
    @elylopezgonzalez3668 3 месяца назад +1

    I keep watching over and over, and laughing more and more! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @myjinji8079
    @myjinji8079 6 месяцев назад +2

    His moutg wants to take it all back lmao

  • @homohumanoperson4565
    @homohumanoperson4565 Год назад +8011

    And people, this is how we end racism

    • @yourangelinfleshorsackclot1523
      @yourangelinfleshorsackclot1523 Год назад +11

      only 11 likes ...

    • @EmmarainePink
      @EmmarainePink Год назад +135

      And this, people, is how we end racism. Absolutely agreed lmao the jokes are hilarious

    • @hondatrailblazer4180
      @hondatrailblazer4180 Год назад +16

      ​@your angel in flesh or sack cloth prophet you must of made that comment like 2 minutes after he made his comment, I see almost 200 likes

    • @yourangelinfleshorsackclot1523
      @yourangelinfleshorsackclot1523 Год назад

      @@hondatrailblazer4180 its a start .... only need 5,999,999,999,798 to "unite as lions and sheep" ....

    • @jakkeday1
      @jakkeday1 Год назад +53

      No it's not - if anything it will perpetuate it. All it does is reinforce the negative sterotypes.

  • @randomdude1635
    @randomdude1635 Год назад +2707

    I'm black and this is the funniest shit I've ever seen 😂

    • @ASVAS
      @ASVAS Год назад +56

      Cause there is big difference between joke and insult

    • @diablocult
      @diablocult Год назад +31

      We don't need your black validation to laugh

    • @nothankslmao3
      @nothankslmao3 Год назад

      ​@@diablocult And yet you got his black validation. Cry about it freak.

    • @carlosapp321
      @carlosapp321 Год назад

      ​@@diablocultwe dont need your hate or even your personality, get out

    • @rickandmortyslime7963
      @rickandmortyslime7963 Год назад

      ​@@diablocult it's other white people acting like this is racist

  • @Moon_psychology569
    @Moon_psychology569 3 месяца назад +1

    Bro imagine a bullet proof black man😂😂😂
    Overpowered

  • @lalegende2746
    @lalegende2746 Месяц назад

    Che finna get Collin jumped 😂

  • @Zweiund20
    @Zweiund20 Год назад +1275

    Ngl would watch man of steal

    • @OhCosmos.
      @OhCosmos. Год назад

      Bro 💀

    • @RC_Engineering
      @RC_Engineering Год назад +53

      Movie is called Hancock.

    • @Next2Null
      @Next2Null Год назад +6

      ​@@RC_EngineeringFacts bro😂

    • @yeetfeet1270
      @yeetfeet1270 Год назад +2

      ​@@RC_Engineering NAHHH 💀💀💀

    • @WubNubDubs
      @WubNubDubs Год назад +1

      ​@@RC_Engineering LMAAAAO

  • @jessefram2432
    @jessefram2432 Год назад +3298

    I love how Che wrote in-between bits to make it sound like Colin wrote them "before we go, I JUST thought of another punchline to that black Superman joke" so good.

    • @colinvandam8113
      @colinvandam8113 Год назад +9

      I actually did write it myself...

    • @thehungrychiken
      @thehungrychiken Год назад +15

      ​@@colinvandam8113it's weird you couldn't get your original username

    • @colinvandam8113
      @colinvandam8113 Год назад +1

      @@thehungrychiken thats my stage name

    • @jacobviator3118
      @jacobviator3118 Год назад

      ​@@colinvandam8113 and Scarlett is just your stage wife.. 🤔🤷‍♂️

  • @skyes7369
    @skyes7369 7 месяцев назад +2

    Che is a bad bad man. 🤣

  • @demetriusmills7083
    @demetriusmills7083 3 месяца назад

    i'm crying. this was funny as hell

  • @migsy3302
    @migsy3302 7 месяцев назад +6203

    You can see the fear on his eyes like he has been held hostage thinking -I'm no making it home tonight 😂

    • @magnificentmuttley154
      @magnificentmuttley154 7 месяцев назад +13

      So youre saying thats why Colin closed his eyes at the end of "Zookeepers realized the monkey was obese when black guys kept hitting on it." That's when he must've thought "I'm not making it home alive tonight" 😂😂😂

    • @rainman7794
      @rainman7794 7 месяцев назад +7

      He was scared more trying not to break character them jokes funny

    • @1986malissa
      @1986malissa 6 месяцев назад

      😅

    • @meso82ful
      @meso82ful 5 месяцев назад +2

      Oh man, I felt really uncomfortable hearing these jokes and I am not even black 🫣

    • @Un1v3rs3_W4nd3reR
      @Un1v3rs3_W4nd3reR 4 месяца назад

      its okay natasha romanoff will save him.

  • @ChukwubuDike
    @ChukwubuDike Год назад +2435

    As a Nigerian, I find this jokes hilarious 😂

    • @davidmiles8953
      @davidmiles8953 Год назад +16

      Fellow Nigerian here.. they're fucking hilarious 😂😂

    • @andrew1898
      @andrew1898 Год назад +5

      ​@@davidmiles8953 really David....really....

    • @davidmiles8953
      @davidmiles8953 Год назад

      @@davida99 hey y'all come look it's the heritage police 😂😂you don't know nothing bout being 100% African I promise you that..how tf you assume 'em jokes Don't apply to us?? Where tf you think I live? Clown a#$ mf

    • @davida99
      @davida99 Год назад +14

      @@davidmiles8953 these are stereotypes of Black Americans… not Nigerians. The two are very different

    • @foreignfat6009
      @foreignfat6009 Год назад

      ​@@davida99 Huh. But american blacks keep refering to all black people as "our people."
      Which is retarded, but it happens a lot

  • @user-eh3js6vd8z
    @user-eh3js6vd8z 3 месяца назад

    Bro violated ' blacks'😂

  • @liampurvis
    @liampurvis 2 месяца назад +3

    I love how theres no racist jokes about white people.. probably because white people dont get offended over every little thing

  • @aleighb6433
    @aleighb6433 Год назад +4926

    Colin’s awkward laughter + Che’s genuine laughter is just ✨chef’s kiss✨

    • @was4p
      @was4p Год назад

      3.8k likes, no reply...

    • @xornedge8204
      @xornedge8204 Год назад +1

      Che’s kiss*

  • @TheDeadCritic
    @TheDeadCritic 8 месяцев назад +4938

    This is why comedy should NOT be censored

    • @kubawoowio9989
      @kubawoowio9989 8 месяцев назад +21

      That wasn't realy funny. At least to me

    • @TheDeadCritic
      @TheDeadCritic 8 месяцев назад +168

      @@kubawoowio9989 It had a couple funny moments but it's more about the freedom to joke about sensitive subjects. It helps people relax and think from different perspectives. 👍

    • @thomasboi2255
      @thomasboi2255 8 месяцев назад +90

      ​@@kubawoowio9989it was absolutely hilarious to me and im brown

    • @kubawoowio9989
      @kubawoowio9989 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@thomasboi2255
      Allright, if you like it. I don't

    • @___idk
      @___idk 8 месяцев назад +1

      ...

  • @stripe801
    @stripe801 Месяц назад

    He couldn’t stop laughing 🤣

  • @onlykhai1914
    @onlykhai1914 3 месяца назад

    The last joke got me dying, now I’m dead.

  • @traviswhack8335
    @traviswhack8335 Год назад +4601

    As a black man I must say these jokes are extremely racist. Ah who am I kidding this funny asf. Especially the way he takes no comfort in saying them 😂😂

    • @munkandbear2818
      @munkandbear2818 Год назад +94

      The dude is gonna be looking over his shoulder all the way home. Lol.

    • @AutisticAthena
      @AutisticAthena Год назад +245

      That's because the joke is ACTUALLY ON HIM. The jokes were written by the black comedian sitting next to him giggling his ass off.

    • @unwnme
      @unwnme Год назад

      You are no person to decide where someone's comfort zone is right or not. Are you comfortable that he is (supposedly by you) uncomfortable, yes you are. You said it yourself. So the end result is he does not know you or has any obligations towards you, so you fabricate obligations for him that makes you comfortable. Seriously. Wtf. Get a brain.

    • @traviswhack8335
      @traviswhack8335 Год назад

      @@unwnme f$&k off it’s always some jerk trying to make an argument about something. To be frank I have absolutely no problem with what I said. And if you do who cares. Not my job to care about your feelings just as it’s not yours or his to care about mine.

    • @Joshua-xf4qv
      @Joshua-xf4qv Год назад +16

      @@AutisticAthena obv he knows that right

  • @tonydapony7301
    @tonydapony7301 Год назад +1507

    These two gems are carrying the whole late night scene

  • @melissasaint3283
    @melissasaint3283 Год назад +635

    Remember the time Collin delivered one of Che's jokes and then shouted, "No! You're gonna get me killed!!"

    • @namesarefortheweak
      @namesarefortheweak Год назад

      God that joke was wild.
      "A substitute teacher was fired after telling a class of children that MLK killed himself. In her defense, he was the one who kept running his mouth."

  • @davidguthrie5941
    @davidguthrie5941 Месяц назад

    Best part of SNL in years.

  • @yaneyrydelfin5959
    @yaneyrydelfin5959 6 месяцев назад +1

    The way he said abandoned as if the planet didn’t blow up 💀😭 he seems to slowly be getting more into the jokes, he used to really struggle lol

  • @blacksunshine9016
    @blacksunshine9016 8 месяцев назад +3196

    This segment is the single best thing SNL has done in at least a decade

    • @abc123lov7
      @abc123lov7 8 месяцев назад +21

      2 decades...

    • @BIGBigBoiNICK
      @BIGBigBoiNICK 8 месяцев назад +29

      Black superman but instead of flying he just jumps really high

    • @turokmakto9033
      @turokmakto9033 8 месяцев назад +6

      Try 20 plus years

    • @strangefruit8776
      @strangefruit8776 8 месяцев назад +6

      Pretty much the only funny thing since Farley.

    • @davidbrown8310
      @davidbrown8310 8 месяцев назад +11

      This is the only place I would watch SNL. Just for the exchanges between Che and Jost. The rest is garbage.

  • @robertbohun4349
    @robertbohun4349 Год назад +10047

    This is how you end racism. Learning to laugh at ourselves.

    • @30trap76
      @30trap76 Год назад +299

      Nah. Racist people have to learn to not be racist.

    • @robertbohun4349
      @robertbohun4349 Год назад

      @@30trap76 what does that mean when everything is racist??? Maybe you should start with your own self delete.

    • @30trap76
      @30trap76 Год назад +299

      @@robertbohun4349 Everything isnt racist. Racist people are responsible for their racism. Not anyone else.

    • @henryclarkiii285
      @henryclarkiii285 Год назад

      Except if your black lmao.. racism isn't funny until it's your turn lol

    • @aquafreesh9219
      @aquafreesh9219 Год назад +304

      We ended it back in the 90s blazing saddles was the best example of how stupid, ignorant, and funny racism was. This modern woke BS brought racism right back into focus, so we just need to mock it until it goes away and people ONCE AGAIN realize how pointless and stupid racism actually is.

  • @pauljoseph3081
    @pauljoseph3081 7 месяцев назад +3

    Damn, those jokes makes you feel walking on thin ice! 💀

    • @Jiyaaaaaaaa719
      @Jiyaaaaaaaa719 7 месяцев назад

      Can you explain the 1st joke, how is hitting and overweight related???

  • @user-bk3zy1rs3v
    @user-bk3zy1rs3v 7 месяцев назад +3

    You lucky Che wrote them 😂

  • @UncommonSenz
    @UncommonSenz Год назад +1988

    And this is how we end racism guys.

    • @MasterOfJack
      @MasterOfJack Год назад +14

      yep

    • @DTreatz
      @DTreatz Год назад +14

      Well a convo is a little more nuanced than that but sure.

    • @UncommonSenz
      @UncommonSenz Год назад +26

      @@DTreatz this puts us on a calm footing for a conversation

    • @EveHyland-in8jb9ti9y
      @EveHyland-in8jb9ti9y Год назад +8

      We ended it it's kinda just made a comeback.

    • @driftingwolf0
      @driftingwolf0 Год назад +28

      ​​@@EveHyland-in8jb9ti9y racism too useful to keep the peasants fighting amongst themselves.

  • @paulcervenka
    @paulcervenka 8 месяцев назад +2232

    Dude, I honestly think this segment where they write each other's jokes is the best part of the current SNL lol

    • @John.Christopher
      @John.Christopher 8 месяцев назад +35

      It shouldn't matter that "these jokes are written for each other" It just goes to show jokes are funny regardless, and people will laugh at them... Its incredibly ironic.. Useless loophole. Just make jokes and lets all be rationale adults and enjoy them. Not "We can laugh at it because it was written by a black guy"

    • @mandoreforger6999
      @mandoreforger6999 8 месяцев назад

      It is a brilliant way to evade the woke mind virus. Che forcing Colin to be racist just hits everyone’s buttons.

    • @ugghhhyoutubeisawful646
      @ugghhhyoutubeisawful646 8 месяцев назад

      sad state of affairs, but ur bang on@@John.Christopher

    • @rawkingkong
      @rawkingkong 8 месяцев назад +5

      Im pretty sure they just say they write them for eachother. They have a whole team write jokes.

    • @fleatactical7390
      @fleatactical7390 8 месяцев назад +7

      It's the only thing that's funny. Thank God for these Shorts so no one has to suffer through the rest of SNL's sophomoric libtard "humor."

  • @neme6ben
    @neme6ben 3 месяца назад

    the last part sounds like an hommage to norm mcdonald lol

  • @dgeneeknapp3168
    @dgeneeknapp3168 7 месяцев назад +1

    Taking his partner's job at the end there 😂.

  • @macewindu6853
    @macewindu6853 Год назад +2511

    If Clark Kent was black instead of the Daily Planet he’d work for BBC

    • @PuffyMcPufferson
      @PuffyMcPufferson Год назад

      you mothaffff...😂😂😭

    • @Rico-ur7fv
      @Rico-ur7fv Год назад +25

      nice one!!!!

    • @poop10I
      @poop10I Год назад +5

      Hahahahahahaha

    • @BEHINDTHEBARS898
      @BEHINDTHEBARS898 Год назад +10

      😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 Holy shit

    • @BigBoss_666
      @BigBoss_666 Год назад +20

      What does British broadcasting company have to do with black people

  • @kevinlar1190
    @kevinlar1190 8 месяцев назад +1838

    Che is a savage demon 🤣🤣🤣 ,kept trying to get his best friend cancelled 🥰🥰🥰

    • @Menibor1
      @Menibor1 8 месяцев назад +2

      That's not his best friend they just work together

    • @kevinlar1190
      @kevinlar1190 8 месяцев назад +28

      @@Menibor1 might not be best friends ,but they don’t just work together buddy…

    • @AnoopKumar-hu3lu
      @AnoopKumar-hu3lu 8 месяцев назад +3

      Isn't that what best friends do?

    • @elliottexile9453
      @elliottexile9453 8 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@kevinlar1190Wait Wait Wait They're NOT #BestFriends At All ?

    • @kevinlar1190
      @kevinlar1190 8 месяцев назад +7

      @@elliottexile9453 they’re very good friends off camera,I don’t know if they’re best friends,no way you’d be comfortable sharing such racist jokes with someone you don’t know that well.

  • @HokiePitcher22
    @HokiePitcher22 4 месяца назад +1

    I love how Michael Che always goes "wow Colin, that was racist" afterwards knowing damn well he wrote those jokes 😂😂😂

  • @Mx12b
    @Mx12b 7 месяцев назад +4

    I love how proud Che is whenever the camera cuts to him during these bits lol

  • @danpatrik101
    @danpatrik101 8 месяцев назад +896

    Che acting like he aint the one who wrote those jokes 😂💀

  • @gullapull9324
    @gullapull9324 Год назад +2335

    My friends said that was racist until I actually showed my black friend he laughed his arse out

  • @keefbeef
    @keefbeef 3 месяца назад

    This is hilarious! I'm crying!

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy 6 месяцев назад +1

    This is Norm Macdonald level shit!!!

  • @HauntedGrief_Yt
    @HauntedGrief_Yt Год назад +986

    The only man who can pull of racist jokes on TV.

    • @kamorynharper1145
      @kamorynharper1145 Год назад +16

      Yeah man Uncle Ruckus would have a field day with this

    • @Virus-xm7qc
      @Virus-xm7qc Год назад +8

      Besides Dave Chapelle!😂😂😂

    • @noahchelsom2988
      @noahchelsom2988 Год назад +4

      Mainly bc the black wrote the jokes lmao

    • @NovemberDistrict
      @NovemberDistrict Год назад

      ​@noahchelsom2988 congrats on repeating the same thing every other comment said.

    • @missgrenade653
      @missgrenade653 Год назад +1

      @@kamorynharper1145 hahahaha and he’ll be saying “‘em niggas”😂😂😂

  • @gavrihell
    @gavrihell Год назад +690

    im asian and i demand to hear an asian joke.

    • @DarkMatterX1
      @DarkMatterX1 Год назад +86

      Why don't asians buy big screen tvs?
      They already see everything in 16:9.

    • @allanc_me763
      @allanc_me763 Год назад +45

      @@DarkMatterX1 Im a brown Asian, I see things in 4:3

    • @0kewl
      @0kewl Год назад +45

      The first asian man to ever father octuplets has found names for his children after dropping a handful of change down a flight of stairs. "Ping, pang, ching, chang, pow, ting, tang, phuk"

    • @face....
      @face.... Год назад +1

      No. Ur Italian.

    • @face....
      @face.... Год назад +4

      ​@@jacoscholtz4979 imagine batman was Chinese.

  • @prezo852
    @prezo852 6 месяцев назад +1

    Bro that was fucking personal 💀

  • @pologormain2239
    @pologormain2239 3 месяца назад

    These two are just Gold!! :p

  • @JustMandChey79
    @JustMandChey79 Год назад +544

    These "trying to get each other cancelled" jokes are always funnier then the ones for the stories😂😂😂🤷🏿‍♀️IJS

  • @Mr_Ray.
    @Mr_Ray. 7 месяцев назад

    Black Superman’s kryptonite is a hard days work had me dying 🤣🤣🤣

  • @LukeDoesMinecraft
    @LukeDoesMinecraft 6 месяцев назад +1

    These are soo good, Speed McQueen written these

  • @SaumBodhi
    @SaumBodhi 8 месяцев назад +1337

    Man Che's jokes recited by Collin are on a Norm Macdonald level. Fockin hilarious boys. Hope you don't get fired too soon!

    • @rambogoham1
      @rambogoham1 8 месяцев назад +8

      not even close to Norm Macdonald. Norm Macdonald takes 5 minutes to tell the joke and half the time it's not a joke.

    • @SaumBodhi
      @SaumBodhi 8 месяцев назад +9

      @@rambogoham1 not a Norm fan?

    • @user-nq2oz8tf2l
      @user-nq2oz8tf2l 8 месяцев назад +5

      Norm's older stuff, especially his skits are fantastic. But in his old age his delivery and standup really had off timing and he liked to get people hyped up for a story that goes nowhere.@@SaumBodhi

    • @elliottexile9453
      @elliottexile9453 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@SaumBodhiOh Hell Yeah NOT A #NormMcDonaldsFan What The Fuck ?!

    • @NoOne-ky1er
      @NoOne-ky1er 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@user-nq2oz8tf2l
      Best of his contents are on Dennis Miller show, less explored.
      That one story blew up so people now know him for that only. Or that style only.
      The jokes come between the story and not at the end itself. Pathetic punchline is the subversion of expectations in such stories.

  • @jlee9360
    @jlee9360 Год назад +1142

    Waiting on the white 20 year old girls to say how this is offensive and try to cancel this guy

    • @arseniopowell6536
      @arseniopowell6536 Год назад +13

      They not going to say anything just laugh and say that comedy

    • @alxofficial1541
      @alxofficial1541 Год назад +35

      The whole world doesn't revolve around twitter

    • @jlee9360
      @jlee9360 Год назад +4

      @@alxofficial1541 Whats tweeter?

    • @AAGEnzee
      @AAGEnzee Год назад +13

      Luckily, most people know Che writes them FOR Colin for the express purpose of trying to make that scenario happen.

    • @byron87pike
      @byron87pike Год назад +1

      You talkin about them people on a teeter? All crazy for nuthin? Oh you meam tweeter...."whats the difference?"

  • @patsygoddard2791
    @patsygoddard2791 5 месяцев назад +4

    As a black woman I'm not offended 😂

    • @michelleLCdiva98
      @michelleLCdiva98 5 месяцев назад

      Ditto!!!🤜🏽🤛🏽👍🏽

    • @ibrahimsimko8039
      @ibrahimsimko8039 2 месяца назад

      I mean the black guy wrote the jokes for the white guy

    • @michelleLCdiva98
      @michelleLCdiva98 2 месяца назад

      @@ibrahimsimko8039
      I know Michael Che wrote the jokes for Colin but thanks for sharing. However, even if Colin write those jokes himself, I wouldn’t be offended.

  • @user-kz3oz7fe5g
    @user-kz3oz7fe5g 3 месяца назад +1

    This is great lol😂when people still have a sense of humour 😊

  • @joedude5757
    @joedude5757 Год назад +896

    It would be nice to get to a point in society where we can all just laugh at jokes together

    • @nickwilliams2415
      @nickwilliams2415 Год назад +36

      We had that point. We left it to get where we are now.

    • @donnypayne9979
      @donnypayne9979 Год назад +16

      You must have missed the 90's.

    • @6rowne
      @6rowne Год назад +4

      That point has passed a long time ago

    • @ClearAdventure
      @ClearAdventure Год назад +8

      It happened once. It was called "The 80's"

    • @steelshotproductions
      @steelshotproductions Год назад +8

      The 80's and 90's were like that.

  • @Tshepo_Godfrey
    @Tshepo_Godfrey 8 месяцев назад +3851

    As a black guy,a joke is a joke😂😂😂we laugh together ❤️ I hate censorship

    • @TheturtlesageWill
      @TheturtlesageWill 7 месяцев назад +51

      Truth lol I ain’t even mad. We grew up roastin

    • @preston4030
      @preston4030 7 месяцев назад

      Stereotypes keep us together through comedy, because in reality it's all bullshit. And we all know it. Racism doesn't really exist, its a construct created to keep us all divided, easier for the elite to control and have us destroy eachother.
      God bless

    • @ssgevo
      @ssgevo 7 месяцев назад +78

      As an Asian, I love a good joke at my expense. The worst, the better. I live by the adage "if you can't laugh at yourself, you shouldn't laugh at others"

    • @spiceyboogerspiceybooger6437
      @spiceyboogerspiceybooger6437 7 месяцев назад +14

      I kinda agree. Censorship has it's place but overly censoring stuff ruins stuff.

    • @TheVillainInGlasses
      @TheVillainInGlasses 7 месяцев назад +3

      Hear hear.

  • @umbraleviathan6324
    @umbraleviathan6324 6 месяцев назад +1

    Che should stop writing before I burst my appendix from laughing

  • @LordBritish-hi5cp
    @LordBritish-hi5cp Месяц назад

    An honest day’s work is when they get back to their cell and their cell mate asks, “well you should have robbed the house in the dark

  • @michaelfincham2749
    @michaelfincham2749 Год назад +3784

    I'm black. and these jokes had me lmao before I knew that Che wrote the jokes. This is how comedy was in the 70s, 80s, and 90s.

    • @elijahkawai-aweau3860
      @elijahkawai-aweau3860 Год назад +101

      Fuck I miss those days when u could just laugh. No intent on any part, just to laugh

    • @pylchott9864
      @pylchott9864 Год назад +12

      Yeah, some people have no self-respect and see no problem with being the butt of the joke. Kinda gross, really.

    • @brianstampley5747
      @brianstampley5747 Год назад +5

      I Miss The Old SNL Cast

    • @FutilityOfReason
      @FutilityOfReason Год назад +1

      The last joke about the "Man of Steal" seems appropriate since these jokes are as old as SNL, and these so-called writers didn't come up with them.

    • @damonm.
      @damonm. Год назад +1

      This was tame compared to Don Rickles that man was funny as hell!

  • @MavikBow
    @MavikBow 3 месяца назад

    Being able to comprehensibly speak while bursting with laughter is a talent in and of itself. When I'm laughing this hard I can barely mouth a word.

  • @mikeram5308
    @mikeram5308 3 месяца назад

    😂😂😂😂 Am Dying !! Hit after Hit!!!

  • @edbradley6815
    @edbradley6815 8 месяцев назад +829

    “Man of steal” the best fucking sight gag in a long time

    • @eugenefanboy4478
      @eugenefanboy4478 8 месяцев назад

      I think the best fucking gag was back in 97, I got both balls in there too.

    • @keeverw12
      @keeverw12 8 месяцев назад +17

      Reminds me of Norm MacDonald's "Chairman of the BORED" joke.

    • @sinnison23
      @sinnison23 8 месяцев назад +4

      That was just a pun. A sight gag is a visual joke, something that involves vision. This is purely verbal, even going so far as to spell out the punchline audibly. This could be understood even if purely audio, whereas a sight gag necessarily requires watching to see the full context of the joke.

    • @keeverw12
      @keeverw12 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@sinnison23 Well either way it reminds me of Norm.

    • @liamalexander4054
      @liamalexander4054 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@sinnison23 🤓

  • @alejrandom6592
    @alejrandom6592 Год назад +925

    This is wholesome, people of different races just having a healthy laugh together without harming anyone

  • @av2060
    @av2060 6 месяцев назад +1

    Superman wasn't abandoned as a baby, he was put on a ship and sent to another world..waitaminute

  • @laurelsilberman5705
    @laurelsilberman5705 7 месяцев назад +1

    These joke swaps have evolved into Michael Che trying to get Colin Jost killed

  • @a1d795
    @a1d795 Год назад +275

    The STEAL joke has Norm Mcdonald written all over it. Brilliant! 😂🤣🤣

  • @aj26j-m11
    @aj26j-m11 7 месяцев назад +889

    Che is a f*Fkin savage, writing these for Colin to read HAHAHA I love their friendship. It makes my day! Always hilarious😂😂😭

    • @JeffreyWJeffJones
      @JeffreyWJeffJones 7 месяцев назад +2

      Colin has written some killers too.

    • @lordblanck7923
      @lordblanck7923 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@JeffreyWJeffJones both are pretty good

  • @jewjacinto6244
    @jewjacinto6244 3 месяца назад

    Another day of my co-worker wanting me dead 😂

  • @RisingStar100_
    @RisingStar100_ 4 месяца назад

    How cute he is! His voice,his laugh...godddddd I'm flattered....i wanna have him❤❤❤

  • @jamirewarner4716
    @jamirewarner4716 Год назад +1036

    "Black superman's kryptonite is an honest days work." 💀💀💀💀

    • @oscarp1074
      @oscarp1074 Год назад +15

      I thought was watermelon 🍉 🤣😂

    • @jsandiego2394
      @jsandiego2394 Год назад +16

      Nope chicken wings. And prison time. 🤣💀

    • @tgmod7618
      @tgmod7618 Год назад +1

      can you explain?

    • @jamirewarner4716
      @jamirewarner4716 Год назад +1

      @@tgmod7618 see how your question was unanswered??

    • @ashishpereira6891
      @ashishpereira6891 Год назад +1

      Ya explanation much required

  • @JuanBrolo
    @JuanBrolo 8 месяцев назад +1714

    Literally the only thing that still feels authentic on SNL. Leve these two they are the perfect pair

    • @saiyansatan
      @saiyansatan 8 месяцев назад +19

      Totally agree. Everything else is usually just cringe, unless Christopher Walken is there

    • @denbo330
      @denbo330 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@saiyansatanshweaty balls

    • @enochcushite496
      @enochcushite496 8 месяцев назад

      Funny thing! You find racism funny! The jokes are not funny! These are jokes from 1960;
      The joke is the racism. That’s suppose to be hidden is blatant…. Hahahaha

    • @dr.park-inson8565
      @dr.park-inson8565 8 месяцев назад +17

      ​@@enochcushite496you know that michael che writes those jokes, right?

    • @saiyansatan
      @saiyansatan 8 месяцев назад +14

      @@enochcushite496 uh, no. It's blatant racism written by a comedian of the same race he's joking about. Nice try though. Try laughing next time, it adds length to your life