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  • Опубликовано: 15 дек 2022

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  • @bobbucks
    @bobbucks Год назад +141873

    Remember these are jokes they wrote for eachother. Che wrote these for Collin.

    • @Arcanecide
      @Arcanecide Год назад +4410

      Lmao guy really pinned the trigger warning

    • @raywideman7157
      @raywideman7157 Год назад +2165

      Ok, that makes more sense, he kept looking like he was waiting for the beating to come

    • @alanbrowning4836
      @alanbrowning4836 Год назад +2452

      Che writes racist jokes for Colin and Colin writes sexual deviant jokes for Che.

    • @bobbucks
      @bobbucks Год назад +267

      @@alanbrowning4836 yeah its hilarious

    • @ericko777
      @ericko777 Год назад +135

      So then it's okay?

  • @asilva5021
    @asilva5021 Год назад +107699

    Che is a fucking demon writing these jokes for Collin lmaoo

    • @harrisonskelton6934
      @harrisonskelton6934 Год назад +694

      Right! Some actual real comedy we can all laugh with each other.

    • @swordzanderson5352
      @swordzanderson5352 Год назад +323

      People help each other out. Friends pull stupid pranks on each other and laugh their ass off from their reactions.

    • @NfamousKayeGames
      @NfamousKayeGames Год назад +134

      It’s so awful in the best way possible 😂😂😂

    • @mckitty2628
      @mckitty2628 Год назад

      This is so funny but also so sad cuz you know this man is going to receive death threats from uneducated people who think they're saving the world when in reality they're just actively making victims of black people who are tired of White Nights

    • @swordzanderson5352
      @swordzanderson5352 Год назад

      @@mckitty2628 But they are also telling the entire world "I'm a big f*cking idiot" so there are benefits. These two would most likely just laugh at how stupid people can be.

  • @Mind_and_Money
    @Mind_and_Money Месяц назад +143

    Che is trying to turn Scarlett Johansson into widow😂

  • @bohakasha
    @bohakasha 4 месяца назад +2315

    As a black man, that was incredibly funny. I was cracking my ribs. The punchline was packing 😂😂😂

    • @TopODaMernin
      @TopODaMernin 3 месяца назад +11

      Do you know any black guys that are ACTUALLY offended at stereotypical joking as friendly banter?

    • @chrisparker5796
      @chrisparker5796 2 месяца назад +8

      As a black man I also found them funny.

    • @fitxfour1072
      @fitxfour1072 2 месяца назад +5

      The slight hesitation, laughter and wincing mid joke made it so much funnier.

    • @Arch3an
      @Arch3an 2 месяца назад

      ​@@chrisparker5796😂 funny

    • @chrisparker5796
      @chrisparker5796 2 месяца назад

      @@Arch3an i try my best...

  • @therubydude2117
    @therubydude2117 Год назад +10345

    Che basically went "Im about to ruin this man's whole career" and actually followed through 💀

    • @matieshaburley3760
      @matieshaburley3760 Год назад +51

      This ain't even the worst joke he's written for collin🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mariaprada7373
      @mariaprada7373 Год назад

      Hahaha

    • @dickhanes7094
      @dickhanes7094 Год назад +2

      Can you just shut the fuck up and enjoy the jokes for what they are without resorting to this "whitey getting owned" retarded bullshit?

    • @djdameswholdames
      @djdameswholdames 6 месяцев назад

      U mean like racists have been rapinf white ppl for decades

    • @JOSEPH_KUSIMBA
      @JOSEPH_KUSIMBA 6 месяцев назад +1

      What career?....lol

  • @michaelschweigart3517
    @michaelschweigart3517 Год назад +29067

    These jokes may sound funny, but Che is actually trying to get Collin murdered

    • @harysonsharma6420
      @harysonsharma6420 Год назад +165

      ​@@Droid6689 💀

    • @ThomasSawyers
      @ThomasSawyers Год назад

      ​@@Droid6689 what a strange statement, lemme guess, you have fantasies of somebody attacking you and then you overpower them💀 you sound like a loser lol

    • @larrygill2223
      @larrygill2223 Год назад +59

      Pretty sure Che co-writes these jokes as well

    • @its_kumar_babyyy
      @its_kumar_babyyy Год назад +11

      Lmaoo

    • @not_glad
      @not_glad Год назад +2

      Black people actually have some of the best humour 👌, he's only at risk of murder by some woke white guy.

  • @mandolfc9549
    @mandolfc9549 5 месяцев назад +253

    “That’s pretty racist Collin” 😂 it wasn’t in the short but it fits every time

    • @TheRealMrCrowley
      @TheRealMrCrowley Месяц назад +1

      Especially since che wrote them

    • @Lootensansy2308
      @Lootensansy2308 Месяц назад

      Noting is racist about. America
      People make from
      Mouse a racist thing. Ben in Europa if you say my night to black guy the thé don’t even feel offended about only in the usa it’s

    • @paulwalsh8469
      @paulwalsh8469 Месяц назад +1

      'i wouldn't have said that!' 😂

  • @princesshoy3510
    @princesshoy3510 Месяц назад +23

    😂😂😂😂 I’m black and this shit is cracking me up 😂😂😂😂😂 laughter is the best medicine even if it’s racist 😂😂😂

  • @Boondaba
    @Boondaba 6 месяцев назад +12350

    You know the only difference between Batman and Blackman is Batman can go a night without Robin.

    • @II-nb6ko
      @II-nb6ko 6 месяцев назад +281

      that was clever.. you deserve more likes for the effort :P

    • @MrSam-mg5ut
      @MrSam-mg5ut 6 месяцев назад +104

      One of the Best joke I ever heard

    • @ajidemetro14
      @ajidemetro14 6 месяцев назад +40

      LMAO nice one

    • @ThatDude_OverThere
      @ThatDude_OverThere 6 месяцев назад +14

      good comment

    • @adewilyan8030
      @adewilyan8030 6 месяцев назад +23

      Fkin good bro 😂

  • @davidreinhard6037
    @davidreinhard6037 Год назад +13049

    Seriously, I've never in my life heard better racist jokes than racist jokes created by the people of the race whom the joke is about

    • @imhere8380
      @imhere8380 Год назад +102

      You must be American with that answer

    • @nebunezz_r
      @nebunezz_r Год назад +327

      ​@@imhere8380 he's right.

    • @jasmineliang3286
      @jasmineliang3286 Год назад +215

      it’s because we know ourselves lmaoo

    • @davidbintliff2852
      @davidbintliff2852 Год назад +206

      Yesssssss. I once stayed up late with a black friend of mine who was minimum 25 years older than me. And he would make us listen to black jokes and he'd get so dark that it'd make you cry laughing. He was a funny dude. We didn't have very good white jokes until after him. They were so brutal 😂 love that man RIP

    • @llamatreee
      @llamatreee Год назад

      Because nobody else is allowed to tell jokes about other races, unless it’s about white people.

  • @sassytrini
    @sassytrini 4 месяца назад +149

    The honest day's work is my fav😂😂

    • @luisahumada6081
      @luisahumada6081 3 месяца назад +2

      Man of steal is better... Hahahaha

    • @ChrisMartin-pu6cv
      @ChrisMartin-pu6cv Месяц назад

      That "honest days work" is very true 😂 sorry to say but every man of "culture" at my work place has either been fired for taking too many off days and didn't do much work anyway or quite because of the work🙄 😂😂😂 no word of a lie

    • @sassytrini
      @sassytrini Месяц назад

      @@ChrisMartin-pu6cv 😂

  • @AmericanMight
    @AmericanMight 2 месяца назад +173

    Man of steal is crazy 😂😂

  • @ReignSupreme2014
    @ReignSupreme2014 Год назад +6634

    This is why comedy is so important. So we can poke fun at each other and laugh together. I'm a black man and this clip had me in tears. Comedy is so important guys.

    • @Light-tc8xc
      @Light-tc8xc Год назад +86

      Che wrote these jokes for him to tell! He’s always scared to read them 😂

    • @HermanWillems
      @HermanWillems Год назад +87

      Dude the people at my work who are complete good friends and have each others back and are from different races. Are making racist jokes whole day. But they all know they love each other drink a beer and always have each others back. Weird but i love that. Fuck we should just love each other as humans and accept we are different but can still just be best friends and enjoy life together. Its all about true intent deep inside.

    • @BinuJasim
      @BinuJasim Год назад

      Comedy is important until they gun you down walking down a street because of your skin color.

    • @OursonAaron302
      @OursonAaron302 Год назад +4

      👏👏👏👏

    • @beneg417
      @beneg417 Год назад +25

      ​@@HermanWillems Absolutely. The problem comes in when people use an insult as a weapon then try and cover it up as a joke.

  • @cogahan3105
    @cogahan3105 Год назад +9305

    Man of Steal is the funniest thing I've heard in a month

    • @Ghost011
      @Ghost011 Год назад +8

      😂😭😂

    • @slavasmrti3328
      @slavasmrti3328 Год назад +16

      watch out Walgreens

    • @rashJ14
      @rashJ14 Год назад +6

      Can you explain this Joke

    • @cogahan3105
      @cogahan3105 Год назад

      @@rashJ14 Superman is the Man of Steel, as you know.
      It's a racial (and inaccurate) stereotype that black people rob/mug other people, so the black Superman is referred to as "the Man of Steal"

    • @rashJ14
      @rashJ14 Год назад +1

      @@cogahan3105 damn 😂😂😂

  • @j.t.5826
    @j.t.5826 4 месяца назад +58

    Comedy brings us all together. I remember Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy and the rest of them telling jokes like this. They made fun of everyone...😊

    • @ShinyHunterkt
      @ShinyHunterkt 4 месяца назад

      David spade made a joke on SNL about eddie murphy's movie bombing, eddie murphy called him and screamed at him lol

  • @danydeezy3243
    @danydeezy3243 Месяц назад +9

    "Man of Steal" 😂😂😂

  • @ivocanevo
    @ivocanevo Год назад +7978

    There's something unexpectedly wholesome about a white guy being forced to tell racist jokes by the black guy who wrote them, and everyone can get both their laughs and their cringe out hysterically. It brings us together 😀💕

    • @vogelvogeltje
      @vogelvogeltje Год назад +27

      I get what you’re saying….. but the literal white elephant in the room is just too big to ignore.

    • @randomman2938
      @randomman2938 Год назад +230

      @@vogelvogeltje no it’s not

    • @cheesyconqueso1326
      @cheesyconqueso1326 Год назад +409

      @@vogelvogeltje nope, im very black and very entertained. People choose to be offended by things rather than just enjoying them

    • @Papa_Straight
      @Papa_Straight Год назад

      ​@@vogelvogeltje stfu white boy. can't wait to call your own people racist can ya?

    • @squared3724
      @squared3724 Год назад +66

      ​@@cheesyconqueso1326exactly that

  • @bud389
    @bud389 Год назад +2743

    "Man of steal" - Probably the best black Superman joke I've ever heard.

    • @skylarryals4837
      @skylarryals4837 Год назад +10

      Would have been even better if he didn't spell out S T E A L lollll

    • @cleangoblin2021
      @cleangoblin2021 Год назад +13

      ​@@skylarryals4837 oh i agree. Let the people figure out the punchline

    • @Jaywant811
      @Jaywant811 Год назад +2

      What's the third joke can anyone tell??

    • @IlIIlIIIIlIIllllIIlllIII
      @IlIIlIIIIlIIllllIIlllIII Год назад +5

      I believe I got an image of that where Man of Steal is flying away with a bike he stole.

    • @liamthehero9191
      @liamthehero9191 Год назад +1

      😯😧😳🥶🥵

  • @hbirtic146
    @hbirtic146 2 месяца назад +17

    Legend says that studio is his new home after those jokes 🤣

  • @Vismaya-xf5pm
    @Vismaya-xf5pm 5 месяцев назад +17

    These are far better than any standup comedian 😂

  • @apronfluffy
    @apronfluffy Год назад +4875

    The black guy wrote most of those jokes and really wanted him to say it you can see it in his face

    • @BloodOath
      @BloodOath Год назад

      So if a white guy wrote these jokes it would be different that’s the dumbest shit ever

    • @apronfluffy
      @apronfluffy Год назад +18

      @@BloodOath nah you being twitter I would’ve still laugh either way

    • @YoopiBoom
      @YoopiBoom Год назад +7

      Very observant

    • @nitro6875
      @nitro6875 Год назад +5

      Ok dad

    • @apronfluffy
      @apronfluffy Год назад +30

      @@nitro6875 thank you for listening son

  • @Yahya.Muhammad
    @Yahya.Muhammad Год назад +2939

    I’m black and those jokes were hilarious, especially the hard day work being kryptonite … Che risked your life dude 😂😂😂😂

    • @2alsen
      @2alsen Год назад +14

      that's the one that got me like bruhh

    • @CarlosHernandez-bp4ul
      @CarlosHernandez-bp4ul Год назад +1

      I don't get the kryptonite one. Damn it!

    • @2alsen
      @2alsen Год назад +13

      @@CarlosHernandez-bp4ul like that's their weakness, not being able to do an honest day of work

    • @kingxrxdical8987
      @kingxrxdical8987 Год назад

      Nobody cares that if you’re black

    • @jaykenyon1
      @jaykenyon1 Год назад

      Tbh racist jokes are just funny. Like what's funnier than wet back? Mexicans think that shit is funny.

  • @stevekombolis
    @stevekombolis 5 месяцев назад +5

    They've made this wholesome yet still funny as f. That's how you do comedy . Che is always so proud of his jokes lol

  • @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis
    @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis Месяц назад +2

    “The Man of Steel- spelled S T E A L”
    has me dead 😂😂😂 no he didn’t
    That has to be one of the funniest jokes ever on SNL

  • @arbsppyt-k-n7577
    @arbsppyt-k-n7577 Год назад +1940

    The way he laughs like he fears for his life. Che is a messed up friend to write those for him. I love them.

    • @jaimeaneiva849
      @jaimeaneiva849 Год назад +2

      😂

    • @Cloudipy
      @Cloudipy Год назад +5

      He doesn't seem scared at all for his life, it looks like he had even more in store😂

    • @user-yo1ji8hr4x
      @user-yo1ji8hr4x 6 месяцев назад +2

      Such is their friendship, they understand each other 'Humour'. I enjoy their section the most.😊😅

  • @homohumanoperson4565
    @homohumanoperson4565 Год назад +8012

    And people, this is how we end racism

    • @yourangelinfleshorsackclot1523
      @yourangelinfleshorsackclot1523 Год назад +11

      only 11 likes ...

    • @EmmarainePink
      @EmmarainePink Год назад +135

      And this, people, is how we end racism. Absolutely agreed lmao the jokes are hilarious

    • @hondatrailblazer4180
      @hondatrailblazer4180 Год назад +16

      ​@your angel in flesh or sack cloth prophet you must of made that comment like 2 minutes after he made his comment, I see almost 200 likes

    • @yourangelinfleshorsackclot1523
      @yourangelinfleshorsackclot1523 Год назад

      @@hondatrailblazer4180 its a start .... only need 5,999,999,999,798 to "unite as lions and sheep" ....

    • @jakkeday1
      @jakkeday1 Год назад +53

      No it's not - if anything it will perpetuate it. All it does is reinforce the negative sterotypes.

  • @patsygoddard2791
    @patsygoddard2791 4 месяца назад +4

    As a black woman I'm not offended 😂

    • @michelleLCdiva98
      @michelleLCdiva98 4 месяца назад

      Ditto!!!🤜🏽🤛🏽👍🏽

    • @ibrahimsimko8039
      @ibrahimsimko8039 Месяц назад

      I mean the black guy wrote the jokes for the white guy

    • @michelleLCdiva98
      @michelleLCdiva98 Месяц назад

      @@ibrahimsimko8039
      I know Michael Che wrote the jokes for Colin but thanks for sharing. However, even if Colin write those jokes himself, I wouldn’t be offended.

  • @chantelversace3981
    @chantelversace3981 5 месяцев назад +8

    I think from time to time he may think Che secretly hates him and is trying to get him shot. 😂

  • @siramoras
    @siramoras 6 месяцев назад +7748

    The S-T-E-A-L joke was just perfect 😅

    • @rajsel8761
      @rajsel8761 6 месяцев назад +41

      Black superman makes sense as he never knew or met his biological father!

    • @jov001
      @jov001 6 месяцев назад +6

      Its fine to do that kind of joke to a close friend

    • @Manoj17Patankar
      @Manoj17Patankar 6 месяцев назад +8

      In the same vein as Norm's Chairman of the 'Bored'

    • @CarBleach
      @CarBleach 6 месяцев назад +8

      @@jov001it’s fine to do in general, people just need to grow a spine over a clear and painfully obvious joke

    • @TheMannis.
      @TheMannis. 6 месяцев назад +2

      It's an honest days work for me😂

  • @ashleyking3385
    @ashleyking3385 5 месяцев назад +37

    I can picture Che giggling to himself the night before as he wrote them

  • @bldmyamean8352
    @bldmyamean8352 2 месяца назад +6

    As a blakie.. im laughing my ass off because I can't beleive how accurate this is 🤣🤣🤣

  • @miurasvlamborghini
    @miurasvlamborghini Год назад +8017

    That S T E A L last line is most definitely a nod to the late Great Norm Macdonald.

    • @brotherben4357
      @brotherben4357 Год назад +99

      I thought the same thing - bored vs board

    • @EnigmaRecluse
      @EnigmaRecluse Год назад +40

      I don't think it was a nod to norm but that's a very sweet sentiment

    • @poly408
      @poly408 Год назад +16

      @@EnigmaRecluse you obviously do know norms style. He loves where the set up
      Is also the punchline. Maybe be quiet if you don’t know.

    • @wyldeyouth
      @wyldeyouth Год назад +15

      He is just playing with words. He's not nodding to Norm

    • @poly408
      @poly408 Год назад

      @@EnigmaRecluse dam right. Know you place peon. Or boomer because you sound old af.

  • @traviswhack8335
    @traviswhack8335 Год назад +4602

    As a black man I must say these jokes are extremely racist. Ah who am I kidding this funny asf. Especially the way he takes no comfort in saying them 😂😂

    • @munkandbear2818
      @munkandbear2818 Год назад +94

      The dude is gonna be looking over his shoulder all the way home. Lol.

    • @AutisticAthena
      @AutisticAthena Год назад +248

      That's because the joke is ACTUALLY ON HIM. The jokes were written by the black comedian sitting next to him giggling his ass off.

    • @unwnme
      @unwnme Год назад

      You are no person to decide where someone's comfort zone is right or not. Are you comfortable that he is (supposedly by you) uncomfortable, yes you are. You said it yourself. So the end result is he does not know you or has any obligations towards you, so you fabricate obligations for him that makes you comfortable. Seriously. Wtf. Get a brain.

    • @traviswhack8335
      @traviswhack8335 Год назад

      @@unwnme f$&k off it’s always some jerk trying to make an argument about something. To be frank I have absolutely no problem with what I said. And if you do who cares. Not my job to care about your feelings just as it’s not yours or his to care about mine.

    • @Joshua-xf4qv
      @Joshua-xf4qv Год назад +16

      @@AutisticAthena obv he knows that right

  • @MrSealYoGirl
    @MrSealYoGirl 2 месяца назад +4

    It makes even more sense when you realize Superman was raised on a farm

    • @scarlett8895
      @scarlett8895 Месяц назад

      By a bunch of white people who took him from a crashed ship. He grew up working on that farm!
      😂

  • @demetriusmills7083
    @demetriusmills7083 Месяц назад

    i'm crying. this was funny as hell

  • @robertbohun4349
    @robertbohun4349 Год назад +10053

    This is how you end racism. Learning to laugh at ourselves.

    • @30trap76
      @30trap76 Год назад +299

      Nah. Racist people have to learn to not be racist.

    • @robertbohun4349
      @robertbohun4349 Год назад

      @@30trap76 what does that mean when everything is racist??? Maybe you should start with your own self delete.

    • @30trap76
      @30trap76 Год назад +299

      @@robertbohun4349 Everything isnt racist. Racist people are responsible for their racism. Not anyone else.

    • @henryclarkiii285
      @henryclarkiii285 Год назад

      Except if your black lmao.. racism isn't funny until it's your turn lol

    • @aquafreesh9219
      @aquafreesh9219 Год назад +304

      We ended it back in the 90s blazing saddles was the best example of how stupid, ignorant, and funny racism was. This modern woke BS brought racism right back into focus, so we just need to mock it until it goes away and people ONCE AGAIN realize how pointless and stupid racism actually is.

  • @think.create07
    @think.create07 Год назад +1687

    I had a straight face, but lost it it at “Man of steal” 😂😂😂

  • @kingstonperez-2484
    @kingstonperez-2484 5 месяцев назад +3

    Call him Batman because he just can’t go without Robbin

  • @grimstravels3416
    @grimstravels3416 5 месяцев назад +2

    I like that humor is still around. People are too damn offended nowadays. This was genuinely hysterical

  • @ChukwubuDike
    @ChukwubuDike Год назад +2435

    As a Nigerian, I find this jokes hilarious 😂

    • @davidmiles8953
      @davidmiles8953 Год назад +16

      Fellow Nigerian here.. they're fucking hilarious 😂😂

    • @andrew1898
      @andrew1898 Год назад +5

      ​@@davidmiles8953 really David....really....

    • @davidmiles8953
      @davidmiles8953 Год назад

      @@davida99 hey y'all come look it's the heritage police 😂😂you don't know nothing bout being 100% African I promise you that..how tf you assume 'em jokes Don't apply to us?? Where tf you think I live? Clown a#$ mf

    • @davida99
      @davida99 Год назад +14

      @@davidmiles8953 these are stereotypes of Black Americans… not Nigerians. The two are very different

    • @foreignfat6009
      @foreignfat6009 Год назад

      ​@@davida99 Huh. But american blacks keep refering to all black people as "our people."
      Which is retarded, but it happens a lot

  • @TheDeadCritic
    @TheDeadCritic 6 месяцев назад +4944

    This is why comedy should NOT be censored

    • @kubawoowio9989
      @kubawoowio9989 6 месяцев назад +21

      That wasn't realy funny. At least to me

    • @TheDeadCritic
      @TheDeadCritic 6 месяцев назад +168

      @@kubawoowio9989 It had a couple funny moments but it's more about the freedom to joke about sensitive subjects. It helps people relax and think from different perspectives. 👍

    • @thomasboi2255
      @thomasboi2255 6 месяцев назад +90

      ​@@kubawoowio9989it was absolutely hilarious to me and im brown

    • @kubawoowio9989
      @kubawoowio9989 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@thomasboi2255
      Allright, if you like it. I don't

    • @___idk
      @___idk 6 месяцев назад +1

      ...

  • @totandey9530
    @totandey9530 5 месяцев назад +3

    That abandonment joke hit hard😂😂, cause it's so real.

  • @annemarie5427
    @annemarie5427 11 дней назад

    This is the 1st thing I watched when I woke up, I was rollin in my bed offensively funny is good comedy. 😂🤣

  • @aleighb6433
    @aleighb6433 Год назад +4929

    Colin’s awkward laughter + Che’s genuine laughter is just ✨chef’s kiss✨

    • @was4p
      @was4p Год назад

      3.8k likes, no reply...

    • @xornedge8204
      @xornedge8204 Год назад +1

      Che’s kiss*

  • @UncommonSenz
    @UncommonSenz Год назад +1988

    And this is how we end racism guys.

    • @MasterOfJack
      @MasterOfJack Год назад +14

      yep

    • @DTreatz
      @DTreatz Год назад +14

      Well a convo is a little more nuanced than that but sure.

    • @UncommonSenz
      @UncommonSenz Год назад +26

      @@DTreatz this puts us on a calm footing for a conversation

    • @EveHyland-in8jb9ti9y
      @EveHyland-in8jb9ti9y Год назад +8

      We ended it it's kinda just made a comeback.

    • @driftingwolf0
      @driftingwolf0 Год назад +28

      ​​@@EveHyland-in8jb9ti9y racism too useful to keep the peasants fighting amongst themselves.

  • @stripe801
    @stripe801 День назад

    He couldn’t stop laughing 🤣

  • @Ray92569
    @Ray92569 5 месяцев назад +1

    And remember, This Is How We End Racism!!! Love these two❣️❣️❣️

  • @tbella5186
    @tbella5186 Год назад +376

    He doesn't need enemies when his friends write him jokes like this.

  • @jessefram2432
    @jessefram2432 Год назад +3301

    I love how Che wrote in-between bits to make it sound like Colin wrote them "before we go, I JUST thought of another punchline to that black Superman joke" so good.

    • @colinvandam8113
      @colinvandam8113 Год назад +9

      I actually did write it myself...

    • @thehungrychiken
      @thehungrychiken Год назад +15

      ​@@colinvandam8113it's weird you couldn't get your original username

    • @colinvandam8113
      @colinvandam8113 Год назад +1

      @@thehungrychiken thats my stage name

    • @jacobviator3118
      @jacobviator3118 Год назад

      ​@@colinvandam8113 and Scarlett is just your stage wife.. 🤔🤷‍♂️

  • @Mx12b
    @Mx12b 5 месяцев назад +4

    I love how proud Che is whenever the camera cuts to him during these bits lol

  • @randomdude1635
    @randomdude1635 Год назад +2710

    I'm black and this is the funniest shit I've ever seen 😂

    • @ASVAS
      @ASVAS Год назад +56

      Cause there is big difference between joke and insult

    • @diablocult
      @diablocult Год назад +32

      We don't need your black validation to laugh

    • @nothankslmao3
      @nothankslmao3 Год назад

      ​@@diablocult And yet you got his black validation. Cry about it freak.

    • @carlosapp321
      @carlosapp321 Год назад

      ​@@diablocultwe dont need your hate or even your personality, get out

    • @rickandmortyslime7963
      @rickandmortyslime7963 Год назад

      ​@@diablocult it's other white people acting like this is racist

  • @migsy3302
    @migsy3302 6 месяцев назад +6212

    You can see the fear on his eyes like he has been held hostage thinking -I'm no making it home tonight 😂

    • @magnificentmuttley154
      @magnificentmuttley154 5 месяцев назад +13

      So youre saying thats why Colin closed his eyes at the end of "Zookeepers realized the monkey was obese when black guys kept hitting on it." That's when he must've thought "I'm not making it home alive tonight" 😂😂😂

    • @rainman7794
      @rainman7794 5 месяцев назад +7

      He was scared more trying not to break character them jokes funny

    • @1986malissa
      @1986malissa 4 месяца назад

      😅

    • @meso82ful
      @meso82ful 3 месяца назад +2

      Oh man, I felt really uncomfortable hearing these jokes and I am not even black 🫣

    • @Un1v3rs3_W4nd3reR
      @Un1v3rs3_W4nd3reR 3 месяца назад

      its okay natasha romanoff will save him.

  • @Moon_psychology569
    @Moon_psychology569 Месяц назад +1

    Bro imagine a bullet proof black man😂😂😂
    Overpowered

  • @playerpressident9569
    @playerpressident9569 5 месяцев назад +2

    Warner Brother is producing a new movie in which superman is black and the black superman gets arrested for kidnapping after rescue an old woman of a burning building

  • @macewindu6853
    @macewindu6853 Год назад +2511

    If Clark Kent was black instead of the Daily Planet he’d work for BBC

    • @PuffyMcPufferson
      @PuffyMcPufferson Год назад

      you mothaffff...😂😂😭

    • @Rico-ur7fv
      @Rico-ur7fv Год назад +25

      nice one!!!!

    • @poop10I
      @poop10I Год назад +5

      Hahahahahahaha

    • @BEHINDTHEBARS898
      @BEHINDTHEBARS898 Год назад +10

      😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 Holy shit

    • @BigBoss_666
      @BigBoss_666 Год назад +20

      What does British broadcasting company have to do with black people

  • @alejrandom6592
    @alejrandom6592 Год назад +925

    This is wholesome, people of different races just having a healthy laugh together without harming anyone

  • @keefbeef
    @keefbeef Месяц назад

    This is hilarious! I'm crying!

  • @LightbornCastles
    @LightbornCastles 12 дней назад

    I’m pretty sure the Kendrick Lamar joke is the new title holder for most dangerous joke

  • @Zweiund20
    @Zweiund20 Год назад +1275

    Ngl would watch man of steal

    • @OhCosmos.
      @OhCosmos. Год назад

      Bro 💀

    • @RC_Engineering
      @RC_Engineering Год назад +53

      Movie is called Hancock.

    • @Next2Null
      @Next2Null Год назад +6

      ​@@RC_EngineeringFacts bro😂

    • @yeetfeet1270
      @yeetfeet1270 Год назад +2

      ​@@RC_Engineering NAHHH 💀💀💀

    • @WubNubDubs
      @WubNubDubs Год назад +1

      ​@@RC_Engineering LMAAAAO

  • @melissasaint3283
    @melissasaint3283 Год назад +635

    Remember the time Collin delivered one of Che's jokes and then shouted, "No! You're gonna get me killed!!"

    • @namesarefortheweak
      @namesarefortheweak Год назад

      God that joke was wild.
      "A substitute teacher was fired after telling a class of children that MLK killed himself. In her defense, he was the one who kept running his mouth."

  • @MavikBow
    @MavikBow Месяц назад

    Being able to comprehensibly speak while bursting with laughter is a talent in and of itself. When I'm laughing this hard I can barely mouth a word.

  • @tonydapony7301
    @tonydapony7301 Год назад +1507

    These two gems are carrying the whole late night scene

  • @yaneyrydelfin5959
    @yaneyrydelfin5959 4 месяца назад +1

    The way he said abandoned as if the planet didn’t blow up 💀😭 he seems to slowly be getting more into the jokes, he used to really struggle lol

  • @michaelfincham2749
    @michaelfincham2749 Год назад +3788

    I'm black. and these jokes had me lmao before I knew that Che wrote the jokes. This is how comedy was in the 70s, 80s, and 90s.

    • @elijahkawai-aweau3860
      @elijahkawai-aweau3860 Год назад +101

      Fuck I miss those days when u could just laugh. No intent on any part, just to laugh

    • @pylchott9864
      @pylchott9864 Год назад +12

      Yeah, some people have no self-respect and see no problem with being the butt of the joke. Kinda gross, really.

    • @brianstampley5747
      @brianstampley5747 Год назад +5

      I Miss The Old SNL Cast

    • @FutilityOfReason
      @FutilityOfReason Год назад +1

      The last joke about the "Man of Steal" seems appropriate since these jokes are as old as SNL, and these so-called writers didn't come up with them.

    • @damonm.
      @damonm. Год назад +1

      This was tame compared to Don Rickles that man was funny as hell!

  • @blacksunshine9016
    @blacksunshine9016 6 месяцев назад +3198

    This segment is the single best thing SNL has done in at least a decade

    • @abc123lov7
      @abc123lov7 6 месяцев назад +21

      2 decades...

    • @BIGBigBoiNICK
      @BIGBigBoiNICK 6 месяцев назад +29

      Black superman but instead of flying he just jumps really high

    • @turokmakto9033
      @turokmakto9033 6 месяцев назад +6

      Try 20 plus years

    • @strangefruit8776
      @strangefruit8776 6 месяцев назад +6

      Pretty much the only funny thing since Farley.

    • @davidbrown8310
      @davidbrown8310 6 месяцев назад +11

      This is the only place I would watch SNL. Just for the exchanges between Che and Jost. The rest is garbage.

  • @dennisarch1980
    @dennisarch1980 Месяц назад

    The fact that he seems like a nice guy and he’s just rolling with the punches and being so nonchalant makes this so much better 😂

  • @onlykhai1914
    @onlykhai1914 Месяц назад

    The last joke got me dying, now I’m dead.

  • @gullapull9324
    @gullapull9324 Год назад +2336

    My friends said that was racist until I actually showed my black friend he laughed his arse out

  • @jlee9360
    @jlee9360 Год назад +1143

    Waiting on the white 20 year old girls to say how this is offensive and try to cancel this guy

    • @arseniopowell6536
      @arseniopowell6536 Год назад +13

      They not going to say anything just laugh and say that comedy

    • @alxofficial1541
      @alxofficial1541 Год назад +35

      The whole world doesn't revolve around twitter

    • @jlee9360
      @jlee9360 Год назад +4

      @@alxofficial1541 Whats tweeter?

    • @AAGEnzee
      @AAGEnzee Год назад +13

      Luckily, most people know Che writes them FOR Colin for the express purpose of trying to make that scenario happen.

    • @byron87pike
      @byron87pike Год назад +1

      You talkin about them people on a teeter? All crazy for nuthin? Oh you meam tweeter...."whats the difference?"

  • @elylopezgonzalez3668
    @elylopezgonzalez3668 2 месяца назад +1

    I keep watching over and over, and laughing more and more! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @billybabu
    @billybabu 4 месяца назад +1

    There you have it Ladies and Gentlemen in Black and White 😊

  • @bokkejal
    @bokkejal Год назад +3558

    The only people offended by these jokes aren't even black...

    • @moaen1
      @moaen1 Год назад +127

      Only some twitter users

    • @jeorje69
      @jeorje69 Год назад +23

      I know right smh crazy

    • @OustFox
      @OustFox Год назад +103

      Black and laughed my ass off 🤣
      Didn't even know the jokes were written by the black guy at first, but didn't matter. Was still funny af.

    • @blessedcocoa5729
      @blessedcocoa5729 Год назад +13

      ​@OustFoX same. The first one really got me. I couldn't breathe. Oh gosh it was genuinely hilarious

    • @shevaunhandley1543
      @shevaunhandley1543 Год назад +11

      I literally had to come to the comments after that first one because it was so wrong. It makes it funnier when you know who's diabolical mind was behind them 😱🤣🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @paulcervenka
    @paulcervenka 6 месяцев назад +2234

    Dude, I honestly think this segment where they write each other's jokes is the best part of the current SNL lol

    • @John.Christopher
      @John.Christopher 6 месяцев назад +35

      It shouldn't matter that "these jokes are written for each other" It just goes to show jokes are funny regardless, and people will laugh at them... Its incredibly ironic.. Useless loophole. Just make jokes and lets all be rationale adults and enjoy them. Not "We can laugh at it because it was written by a black guy"

    • @mandoreforger6999
      @mandoreforger6999 6 месяцев назад

      It is a brilliant way to evade the woke mind virus. Che forcing Colin to be racist just hits everyone’s buttons.

    • @ugghhhyoutubeisawful646
      @ugghhhyoutubeisawful646 6 месяцев назад

      sad state of affairs, but ur bang on@@John.Christopher

    • @rawkingkong
      @rawkingkong 6 месяцев назад +5

      Im pretty sure they just say they write them for eachother. They have a whole team write jokes.

    • @fleatactical7390
      @fleatactical7390 6 месяцев назад +7

      It's the only thing that's funny. Thank God for these Shorts so no one has to suffer through the rest of SNL's sophomoric libtard "humor."

  • @kevinlar1190
    @kevinlar1190 6 месяцев назад +1842

    Che is a savage demon 🤣🤣🤣 ,kept trying to get his best friend cancelled 🥰🥰🥰

    • @Menibor1
      @Menibor1 6 месяцев назад +2

      That's not his best friend they just work together

    • @kevinlar1190
      @kevinlar1190 6 месяцев назад +28

      @@Menibor1 might not be best friends ,but they don’t just work together buddy…

    • @AnoopKumar-hu3lu
      @AnoopKumar-hu3lu 6 месяцев назад +3

      Isn't that what best friends do?

    • @elliottexile9453
      @elliottexile9453 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@kevinlar1190Wait Wait Wait They're NOT #BestFriends At All ?

    • @kevinlar1190
      @kevinlar1190 6 месяцев назад +7

      @@elliottexile9453 they’re very good friends off camera,I don’t know if they’re best friends,no way you’d be comfortable sharing such racist jokes with someone you don’t know that well.

  • @mikeram5308
    @mikeram5308 Месяц назад

    😂😂😂😂 Am Dying !! Hit after Hit!!!

  • @pologormain2239
    @pologormain2239 2 месяца назад

    These two are just Gold!! :p

  • @joedude5757
    @joedude5757 Год назад +896

    It would be nice to get to a point in society where we can all just laugh at jokes together

    • @nickwilliams2415
      @nickwilliams2415 Год назад +36

      We had that point. We left it to get where we are now.

    • @donnypayne9979
      @donnypayne9979 Год назад +16

      You must have missed the 90's.

    • @6rowne
      @6rowne Год назад +4

      That point has passed a long time ago

    • @ClearAdventure
      @ClearAdventure Год назад +8

      It happened once. It was called "The 80's"

    • @steelshotproductions
      @steelshotproductions Год назад +8

      The 80's and 90's were like that.

  • @Tshepo_Godfrey
    @Tshepo_Godfrey 6 месяцев назад +3858

    As a black guy,a joke is a joke😂😂😂we laugh together ❤️ I hate censorship

    • @williambrown9417
      @williambrown9417 6 месяцев назад +51

      Truth lol I ain’t even mad. We grew up roastin

    • @preston4030
      @preston4030 6 месяцев назад

      Stereotypes keep us together through comedy, because in reality it's all bullshit. And we all know it. Racism doesn't really exist, its a construct created to keep us all divided, easier for the elite to control and have us destroy eachother.
      God bless

    • @ssgevo
      @ssgevo 6 месяцев назад +78

      As an Asian, I love a good joke at my expense. The worst, the better. I live by the adage "if you can't laugh at yourself, you shouldn't laugh at others"

    • @spiceyboogerspiceybooger6437
      @spiceyboogerspiceybooger6437 6 месяцев назад +14

      I kinda agree. Censorship has it's place but overly censoring stuff ruins stuff.

    • @TheVillainInGlasses
      @TheVillainInGlasses 6 месяцев назад +3

      Hear hear.

  • @LukeDoesMinecraft
    @LukeDoesMinecraft 5 месяцев назад +1

    These are soo good, Speed McQueen written these

  • @HokiePitcher22
    @HokiePitcher22 2 месяца назад +1

    I love how Michael Che always goes "wow Colin, that was racist" afterwards knowing damn well he wrote those jokes 😂😂😂

  • @caseyyoung8248
    @caseyyoung8248 Год назад +2716

    It ain't racist when all the black folks are laughing their asses off 😂
    We need more ppl like this in society 😂😂

    • @spamspam8743
      @spamspam8743 Год назад +2

      Nah, cringe and racist
      Edit: lmao all the snowflakes, literally cope you faggot retards

    • @george9371
      @george9371 Год назад +111

      @@spamspam8743 you see the black person the camera occasionally pans to? yeah, THEY wrote the jokes. The comedy is not rooted in these boring, stupid, and lackluster stereotypes but instead the comedy is rooted in the fact that this is a prank and look really bad on the white guy out of context.

    • @AlbertweskerRE5
      @AlbertweskerRE5 Год назад +3

      ​@@spamspam8743 😑

    • @spamspam8743
      @spamspam8743 Год назад +1

      @@george9371 did I fucking ask? Lmao

    • @w.n4728
      @w.n4728 Год назад

      ​@@spamspam8743 The jokes were written by a black fella you retarded blue haired kid

  • @gavrihell
    @gavrihell Год назад +691

    im asian and i demand to hear an asian joke.

    • @DarkMatterX1
      @DarkMatterX1 Год назад +86

      Why don't asians buy big screen tvs?
      They already see everything in 16:9.

    • @allanc_me763
      @allanc_me763 Год назад +45

      @@DarkMatterX1 Im a brown Asian, I see things in 4:3

    • @0kewl
      @0kewl Год назад +45

      The first asian man to ever father octuplets has found names for his children after dropping a handful of change down a flight of stairs. "Ping, pang, ching, chang, pow, ting, tang, phuk"

    • @face....
      @face.... Год назад +1

      No. Ur Italian.

    • @face....
      @face.... Год назад +4

      ​@@jacoscholtz4979 imagine batman was Chinese.

  • @liampurvis
    @liampurvis 26 дней назад +2

    I love how theres no racist jokes about white people.. probably because white people dont get offended over every little thing

  • @Salustmaio
    @Salustmaio 2 месяца назад

    This guys are super fun they writen jokes for another to read... showing there are not racism between friends... just love it making the other friend feels bad... the most friendly thing to do...

  • @lloydmwinga5628
    @lloydmwinga5628 Год назад +2084

    As a black man, we need more racist jokes like this, seriously, so we can laugh the sensitivity out of us. This is beautiful... i 100% approve of this as a black man

    • @gdfggggg
      @gdfggggg Год назад +66

      Exactly. I miss when we could take the piss out of each other.

    • @jobo2243
      @jobo2243 Год назад +1

      Hey bro if you like racist jokes you should come down to Harrison Arkansas specifically to our church in flint. I'm sure you'd hear ones you've never even thought of. Sh*t why not stay until after dark to make sure you don't miss out on anything that'd make you less sensitive!
      We'd treat you very well you dirty stinky low iq m00n cricket! Last few criminal th*gs loved it they didn't want to leave. But of course we don't want to stay around you ghett0 spo0ks too long seeing your proclivity for acting like 4nim4ls and all but you can enjoy it for a time I would tell you exactly how long if i didn't know you couldn't count.

    • @waltershumer4211
      @waltershumer4211 Год назад +39

      I agree entirely jokes take the sting out of the taboo and allow us to realize they were all the same to begin with

    • @dennyroozeboom4795
      @dennyroozeboom4795 10 месяцев назад +20

      Dutch humour does this a lot. The fact that you laugh actually confirms in your mind that it is absurd, also it makes you think.

    • @Jason-lv4uu
      @Jason-lv4uu 10 месяцев назад +1

      Lol seriously? Ur out of your mind

  • @jamirewarner4716
    @jamirewarner4716 Год назад +1036

    "Black superman's kryptonite is an honest days work." 💀💀💀💀

    • @oscarp1074
      @oscarp1074 Год назад +15

      I thought was watermelon 🍉 🤣😂

    • @jsandiego2394
      @jsandiego2394 Год назад +16

      Nope chicken wings. And prison time. 🤣💀

    • @tgmod7618
      @tgmod7618 Год назад +1

      can you explain?

    • @jamirewarner4716
      @jamirewarner4716 Год назад +1

      @@tgmod7618 see how your question was unanswered??

    • @ashishpereira6891
      @ashishpereira6891 Год назад +1

      Ya explanation much required

  • @av2060
    @av2060 4 месяца назад +1

    Superman wasn't abandoned as a baby, he was put on a ship and sent to another world..waitaminute

  • @leroiduday
    @leroiduday Месяц назад

    Humor is the best way to fight racism...well the best way to fight anything

  • @danpatrik101
    @danpatrik101 6 месяцев назад +898

    Che acting like he aint the one who wrote those jokes 😂💀

  • @HauntedGrief_Yt
    @HauntedGrief_Yt Год назад +986

    The only man who can pull of racist jokes on TV.

    • @kamorynharper1145
      @kamorynharper1145 Год назад +16

      Yeah man Uncle Ruckus would have a field day with this

    • @Virus-xm7qc
      @Virus-xm7qc Год назад +8

      Besides Dave Chapelle!😂😂😂

    • @noahchelsom2988
      @noahchelsom2988 Год назад +4

      Mainly bc the black wrote the jokes lmao

    • @NovemberDistrict
      @NovemberDistrict Год назад

      ​@noahchelsom2988 congrats on repeating the same thing every other comment said.

    • @missgrenade653
      @missgrenade653 Год назад +1

      @@kamorynharper1145 hahahaha and he’ll be saying “‘em niggas”😂😂😂

  • @Greatj-Gil
    @Greatj-Gil 3 месяца назад

    I thought of one
    "Is Superman evil in the remake version? Because it looks like he has turned to the dark side"

  • @user-gv6nq5yb8i
    @user-gv6nq5yb8i 5 месяцев назад +1

    The title glitched out for me and it says if youre racist and you know it clap your hands

  • @JustMandChey79
    @JustMandChey79 Год назад +544

    These "trying to get each other cancelled" jokes are always funnier then the ones for the stories😂😂😂🤷🏿‍♀️IJS

  • @edbradley6815
    @edbradley6815 6 месяцев назад +830

    “Man of steal” the best fucking sight gag in a long time

    • @eugenefanboy4478
      @eugenefanboy4478 6 месяцев назад

      I think the best fucking gag was back in 97, I got both balls in there too.

    • @keeverw12
      @keeverw12 6 месяцев назад +17

      Reminds me of Norm MacDonald's "Chairman of the BORED" joke.

    • @sinnison23
      @sinnison23 6 месяцев назад +4

      That was just a pun. A sight gag is a visual joke, something that involves vision. This is purely verbal, even going so far as to spell out the punchline audibly. This could be understood even if purely audio, whereas a sight gag necessarily requires watching to see the full context of the joke.

    • @keeverw12
      @keeverw12 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@sinnison23 Well either way it reminds me of Norm.

    • @liamalexander4054
      @liamalexander4054 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@sinnison23 🤓

  • @juansanchez-kg2to
    @juansanchez-kg2to 2 месяца назад

    This is what true comedy was once…..you know is funny when, every time you listen to it, still makes you laugh as the first time.

  • @umbraleviathan6324
    @umbraleviathan6324 4 месяца назад +1

    Che should stop writing before I burst my appendix from laughing

  • @oh_Penitent_one
    @oh_Penitent_one Год назад +794

    This is how comedy should be , people laughing at a good joke understanding it's just jokes and not getting offended over everything

    • @shivashisnewarpradhan7491
      @shivashisnewarpradhan7491 Год назад +6

      Word

    • @ananyaray1448
      @ananyaray1448 Год назад +5

      Yeah but it's a bunch of 'people' reading who can't take a joke as a joke lol

    • @leilaniduffins3013
      @leilaniduffins3013 Год назад +15

      The black guy sitting next to him wrote these jokes for him to say and he wrote jokes for the other guy!

    • @lm406
      @lm406 Год назад +3

      This is not a joke, this is blatant disrespect.

    • @Kydos37
      @Kydos37 Год назад +19

      @@lm406 Found one

  • @JuanBrolo
    @JuanBrolo 6 месяцев назад +1714

    Literally the only thing that still feels authentic on SNL. Leve these two they are the perfect pair

    • @saiyansatan
      @saiyansatan 6 месяцев назад +19

      Totally agree. Everything else is usually just cringe, unless Christopher Walken is there

    • @denbo330
      @denbo330 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@saiyansatanshweaty balls

    • @enochcushite496
      @enochcushite496 6 месяцев назад

      Funny thing! You find racism funny! The jokes are not funny! These are jokes from 1960;
      The joke is the racism. That’s suppose to be hidden is blatant…. Hahahaha

    • @dr.park-inson8565
      @dr.park-inson8565 6 месяцев назад +17

      ​@@enochcushite496you know that michael che writes those jokes, right?

    • @saiyansatan
      @saiyansatan 6 месяцев назад +14

      @@enochcushite496 uh, no. It's blatant racism written by a comedian of the same race he's joking about. Nice try though. Try laughing next time, it adds length to your life

  • @user-kz3oz7fe5g
    @user-kz3oz7fe5g 2 месяца назад +1

    This is great lol😂when people still have a sense of humour 😊

  • @paulshri8609
    @paulshri8609 17 дней назад

    😂😂😂😂admit it, that's funny😂😂😂❤❤