Ravioli ravioli, I put chef Boyardee in my machinegunoli

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  • Опубликовано: 12 май 2021
  • Italian mud test, M249 vs PKM
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  • @cfranko1860
    @cfranko1860 3 года назад +3471

    I’m sure they imagined this exact situation when they designed it

    • @MTgolian
      @MTgolian 3 года назад +8

      duh

    • @agroprom1989
      @agroprom1989 3 года назад +32

      What kind of machine gun that is not this reliable

    • @buttbiter3139
      @buttbiter3139 3 года назад +6

      This is beautiful

    • @____MC____
      @____MC____ 3 года назад +16

      Its make'a the bulletas a extra spicy'a🤌

    • @vulcan5567
      @vulcan5567 3 года назад +27

      FN Herstal HQ, 1970s
      "Okay did anybody add anything else?"
      "Oh yeah, we made the Minimi ravioli proof."
      "What?"
      "If a gunner is eating ravioli and he gets in a firefight, but he spilled some of his ravioli in his Minimi, he doesn't have to worry, because it's still gonna work."
      "That's genius!"

  • @thiccfork8664
    @thiccfork8664 3 года назад +909

    Damn, from being eaten outside in the public by a weird Japanese man to getting shoved into the working bits of machineguns. Ravioli is truly a multipurpose masterpiece.

    • @mokonono5903
      @mokonono5903 3 года назад +10

      Need comedy? You need Ravioli!

    • @ravioli_826
      @ravioli_826 3 года назад +1

      Yeah lol

    • @Menaceblue3
      @Menaceblue3 3 года назад +29

      Papa Franku and Pink Guy still lives on in our hearts.

    • @de_ciphered
      @de_ciphered 3 года назад +1

      @BarbarossaBMW88ϟϟ ask Papa Franku for that part.

    • @flamu9183
      @flamu9183 3 года назад +4

      What’s in the pocketoli?

  • @warweasel2832
    @warweasel2832 3 года назад +2243

    The irony of playing "No Tengo Dinero" over you abusing imported transferable machineguns is palpable.

  • @famedgaming1865
    @famedgaming1865 3 года назад +1007

    Arnold: "Please let this be a normal gun field test."
    Oxide: "With the Russians? NO WAY!"

  • @johnnumber1
    @johnnumber1 3 года назад +730

    “Damn Brad what else you got in the Humvee, a fat chick?”

    • @bru_5741
      @bru_5741 3 года назад +35

      Iceman be flying

    • @TiernanWilkinson
      @TiernanWilkinson 3 года назад +10

      Yo do we know the same Brad or are all Brads just into fat chicks?

    • @austin3115
      @austin3115 3 года назад +17

      Generation kill

    • @Fiifthman
      @Fiifthman 3 года назад +19

      I mean, he did have a Juggs magazine so...

    • @Dakurar
      @Dakurar 3 года назад +17

      Chef Boy-yarde, the master

  • @caffeinatedbuffalosauce883
    @caffeinatedbuffalosauce883 3 года назад +529

    Gun: *click
    Oxide: *continues to put ravioli on himself

    • @guyman9655
      @guyman9655 3 года назад +13

      He's reloading the ravioli holies

    • @TiernanWilkinson
      @TiernanWilkinson 3 года назад +17

      Shush he's appeasing the machine-spirits.

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile 2 года назад +4

      *_it is the way_*

    • @LisaAnn777
      @LisaAnn777 Год назад +1

      @@SpaceMissile this is the way!

  • @fighter4166
    @fighter4166 3 года назад +204

    Italy: We contributed massively in the world wars
    Italy during the wars:

    • @flacojimenez3017
      @flacojimenez3017 3 года назад +11

      They held their own on the first one. Second one was a little different.

    • @matthiuskoenig3378
      @matthiuskoenig3378 3 года назад +7

      @@flacojimenez3017 they held their own in the second one too, when you consider how mutch poorer they were than the forces they were fighting (even in greece, they were outnumbered by soldiers defending mountains, its amasing they got as far into greece as they did, and were able to stop them at all, the allies struggled against the germans in italy despite haveing numerical and technological superiority [germans in italy were mostly useing 2nd hand equipment be it old italian or old german])
      hell they did very well in russia, and even north africa once ariete arrived.

    • @mobiusraptor7
      @mobiusraptor7 3 года назад

      This is hilarious considering that two guns from different sides are here. If you know, you know.

    • @fighter4166
      @fighter4166 3 года назад

      @@mobiusraptor7 joking, comrade.

    • @LisaAnn777
      @LisaAnn777 Год назад

      Italy? Do they even still exist?

  • @ethanmcfarland8240
    @ethanmcfarland8240 3 года назад +174

    This man has access to one of the few legal machine guns left. And he throws chef boardee in it

    • @shentsaceve5642
      @shentsaceve5642 3 года назад +3

      IKR?!?! WTF. They're really running out of ideas out there.

    • @rickyspanish9002
      @rickyspanish9002 2 года назад +19

      Because this dude understands Peak freedom

    • @toku_moriya
      @toku_moriya 2 года назад +4

      Chef Boyardee would be proud of his dedication

    • @nopenoname7944
      @nopenoname7944 2 года назад +1

      @@sawconvention424 Most likely this. Still costly if he actually breaks something but.. cleaning is a thing.

    • @LisaAnn777
      @LisaAnn777 Год назад +5

      @@nopenoname7944 if a gun breaks because you got ravioli in it then it isn't even worth having.
      I test all my guns with ravioli before I can put my trust in it.

  • @Doc_Doge
    @Doc_Doge 3 года назад +63

    The previous owner of every issued weapon in the armory:

  • @magpulmoepistolgrip1507
    @magpulmoepistolgrip1507 3 года назад +252

    "Hello everyone, Karl here from InrangeTV"

  • @rootin222
    @rootin222 3 года назад +45

    POV: Italian machine gunner drastically attempts to keep his berda machine gun stable as he is about to face an entire Ethiopian cavalry charge circa 1936

  • @joshstevens38
    @joshstevens38 3 года назад +135

    “It costs $4.99 to shoot this gun for 12 seconds.”

  • @TruckerMike089
    @TruckerMike089 3 года назад +81

    In my head I only heard Papa Frank say "ravioli ravioli". You are a true servicemen to us all.

    • @Menaceblue3
      @Menaceblue3 3 года назад +4

      @Cyber 83
      *Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo!*

  • @sgtfoley2
    @sgtfoley2 3 года назад +394

    Who hurt you this time, man? You could've aimed down your sight and ran to the roof but nah
    Edit: have fun cleaning them tho

    • @Oxide_does_his_best
      @Oxide_does_his_best  3 года назад +295

      I didn't want to aim down the sights because I didn't want to be unconsensually fed carbon ravioli

    • @sgtfoley2
      @sgtfoley2 3 года назад +26

      @@Oxide_does_his_best fair enough and keep up the awesome work!

    • @tannerskatrud7504
      @tannerskatrud7504 3 года назад +8

      Probably an Italian

    • @AnonEMus-cp2mn
      @AnonEMus-cp2mn 3 года назад +37

      "Overlord, this is Hunter Two-One, requesting logistical support! Our men have plenty of ordinance but are running low on CLP to maintain our weapons."
      "Copy Hunter-Two-One, be advised we are unable to offer logistical support at this time use whatever means available; over."
      "Ramirez! Get to the Burger Town and use oil from the friers!"

    • @jamesharding3459
      @jamesharding3459 3 года назад +3

      @@Oxide_does_his_best That sounds suspiciously like a story I have from my cadet days....

  • @ethanlambert5256
    @ethanlambert5256 3 года назад +100

    “Shoulda rolled into combat with a sword, Brad. That would’ve fuckin rocked”

    • @Cozzy-Wozzy
      @Cozzy-Wozzy 3 года назад +12

      YESSS, GENERATION KILL,IM,SO HAPPY,SOMEONE RECOGNISED RAY IN THE INTRO

    • @johnnumber1
      @johnnumber1 3 года назад +24

      Now look at us, Trombley hasn’t killed anybody, I’m half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is running around fuck butt Iraq, hunting for dragons in a MOP suit that smells of four days of piss and ball sweat”.

    • @Mr.Nin10do.
      @Mr.Nin10do. 3 года назад +9

      We should be more like Trombley

    • @johnnumber1
      @johnnumber1 3 года назад +14

      @@Mr.Nin10do. More like Trombley?!

    • @obviouspseudonym9345
      @obviouspseudonym9345 3 года назад +6

      MRE Cookies!

  • @Admin-5
    @Admin-5 3 года назад +28

    0:15 that is the best expression “I didn’t think it would fail”

  • @MorningGI0ry
    @MorningGI0ry 3 года назад +81

    So this is where the budget goes.

  • @vincentd1555
    @vincentd1555 3 года назад +53

    I hurt knowing that was done to a PKM, but goddam did it still run even with Italian blood running through it

    • @telurkucing5006
      @telurkucing5006 3 года назад +7

      Nah Italian food just change their nationality to Russian and belgian. Only in the beginning they put some resistance, no wonder it works after they change nationality

    • @wisemankugelmemicus1701
      @wisemankugelmemicus1701 2 года назад

      Funny as that comment is, I feel like blood would be an oddly good lubricant

  • @murdermeoninterchange
    @murdermeoninterchange 3 года назад +99

    My soul has been hurt
    My day ruined
    And my bones raviolied

    • @whitefarms1991
      @whitefarms1991 3 года назад +1

      @unit64 just think go into combat covered in ravioli

  • @argentumoculisgrimm9619
    @argentumoculisgrimm9619 3 года назад +46

    This is going to be blessed by the algorithm by sheer shock factor alone.

  • @davidzheng7568
    @davidzheng7568 2 года назад +3

    The "uh oh" after the action clicks gets me every time

  • @kasonutz541
    @kasonutz541 3 года назад +7

    Imagine having a friends say “hey can you clean my guns for me” and you agree and they bring you machine guns filled with ravioli

  • @ChucksSEADnDEAD
    @ChucksSEADnDEAD 3 года назад +13

    "Mattv2099 is smiling at me, Guntuber. Can you say the same?"

    • @Menaceblue3
      @Menaceblue3 3 года назад +1

      *[Press 'F' to pay respects to the OG gun youtuber]*

  • @at3ddyb34r5
    @at3ddyb34r5 3 года назад +29

    "How were you gonna keep this from your dearest pal Ray Ray?"

  • @antonhu2993
    @antonhu2993 3 года назад +11

    How do I test the reliability of my gun?
    Google: use water, sand or mud to see if your gun is reliable
    Bing:

  • @Raptor747
    @Raptor747 3 года назад +9

    I never thought I would want to know the answer to if a light machine gun could run even with an entire can of chef boyardee ravioli dumped into it, but here we are.

  • @thedogtobs9469
    @thedogtobs9469 3 года назад +2

    Fun fact: This is how Italians cook their ravioli when in combat. Metallic ravioli is a delicacy in the field.

  • @drunkolxea8682
    @drunkolxea8682 3 года назад +4

    Gordon Ramsay: "Why aren't you firing!?"
    The gunner: *sweats profusely*

  • @johnlewtas6833
    @johnlewtas6833 3 года назад +11

    gives a new meaning to "cooking off rounds"

  • @Kriegter
    @Kriegter 3 года назад +9

    Normal people: What do you mean? I would never eat while shooting! My gun stays away from food and sauce!
    Oxide:

  • @spartains5493
    @spartains5493 3 года назад +2

    This is like the extreme version of that one friend who's controller/keyboard is always covered in cheeto dust. "I fuckin hate using Oxide's M249 cause its always covered in spaghetti sauce and ravioli."

  • @kamikazehnd9577
    @kamikazehnd9577 3 года назад +33

    intriguing, life changing perhaps

  • @blackbeardgamer5909
    @blackbeardgamer5909 3 года назад +3

    The fact that you ate some made this even better lmao

  • @samuelkuntz3393
    @samuelkuntz3393 3 года назад +5

    The good news is we all will probably find ourselves in that exact situation eventually, glad he is here to show us the way

  • @user-qn1wo1yg4s
    @user-qn1wo1yg4s 3 года назад +2

    This guy just take the "ravioli ravioli what's under my pocketoli" to whole another level

  • @gaffalstudios3617
    @gaffalstudios3617 3 года назад +2

    Italian armed forces performing an wepons test 1943 colorised:

  • @TacticalBaguette
    @TacticalBaguette 3 года назад +24

    I'm literally shaking crying, but nice music choice

  • @Minutes-Mils
    @Minutes-Mils 3 года назад +7

    This is officially the best gun meme, *I applaud you good sir* 👏

  • @yepperzz
    @yepperzz 3 года назад +18

    That looks fun to clean

  • @deebuzzin3603
    @deebuzzin3603 3 года назад +3

    This is what RUclips was made for . Quality content my man

  • @Scribe13013
    @Scribe13013 3 года назад +6

    Legend says he's still cleaning that gun

  • @MD_Films
    @MD_Films 3 года назад +7

    It’s funny, I was gonna put that exact quote in the comments, only to hear it be spoken as soon as I start the video.

  • @ChocoboKillerKanyo
    @ChocoboKillerKanyo 3 года назад +2

    I was so unreasonably angry at this video, right up until you took the ravioli out and ate it and I can't stop laughing.

  • @flubdreload2818
    @flubdreload2818 3 года назад +2

    The fact that the SAW managed to run using Chef Boyardee is amazing

  • @eliasmortimer9564
    @eliasmortimer9564 3 года назад +11

    I don’t know who you are, I don’t know where I am, I don’t know what is going on, but I love it all.

  • @eaglepnw
    @eaglepnw 3 года назад +16

    No Tengo Dinero by Righeira

  • @Krynictrace
    @Krynictrace 3 года назад +1

    Chef Boyardee, gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever.

  • @germanwarrabbit
    @germanwarrabbit 3 года назад +1

    man puts ravioli in Machine Gun
    unsurprisingly, it doesn't fucking want to shoot

  • @German0024
    @German0024 3 года назад +15

    Papa Franku (rip) intensifies

  • @warbound1
    @warbound1 3 года назад +4

    Just casually flexing on all of us poors with a PKM

  • @jimbo189
    @jimbo189 3 года назад +1

    This is why you never piss off the chef himself

  • @asianfrenchcanadian
    @asianfrenchcanadian 3 года назад +2

    Sure are gonna be a few questions floating around when the enemy finds traces of tomato sauce in the gunshot wounds of their casualties.

  • @WasntYourFaultYouHaveToLetMeGo
    @WasntYourFaultYouHaveToLetMeGo 3 года назад +4

    Everyone does the Snow, Mud and Sand test, but never the pasta test until it's too late.
    This test could have saved lives, the military should be doing this, not gun enthusiasts.

  • @LazarevTactical
    @LazarevTactical 3 года назад +5

    man....dont do that any more....i subscribed to your channel not for this....dont become a usual youtube cloun please

    • @Oxide_does_his_best
      @Oxide_does_his_best  3 года назад +5

      It is important to not be serious all the time. Next is testing of Fort Technology ceramic plates that I had to smuggle out of your country. Cool results so stick around

  • @benjibat4655
    @benjibat4655 3 года назад

    How do you have such an extensive collection are these pre-86 guns or post dealer sample?

  • @martinsmelka61
    @martinsmelka61 3 года назад +1

    That’s an innovative way to heat your pasta, I approve

  • @vulpesrosarum4795
    @vulpesrosarum4795 3 года назад +1

    Now THIS is the content I subscribed for!

  • @nryn6023
    @nryn6023 3 года назад +2

    Loved the generation kill reference, great video oxide :)

  • @cddevelopment363
    @cddevelopment363 3 года назад

    This is the best thing I've seen in a while

  • @tannerskatrud7504
    @tannerskatrud7504 3 года назад

    This is this most “because I can” thing I have ever seen

  • @ramadhani201
    @ramadhani201 3 года назад +1

    Literally the first thing i see when i open youtube today
    Thank you for this wonderful video

  • @jasonsweeney890
    @jasonsweeney890 Месяц назад +1

    This is the real reason why the Italians struggled in their invasion of Greece

  • @davy012
    @davy012 3 года назад

    The amount of Italian memes out of this

  • @possiblyfloridian9615
    @possiblyfloridian9615 3 года назад

    This is gonna pop up in everyone’s recommendations in the next 12 years

  • @Ch0bis
    @Ch0bis 3 года назад

    Ah yes, this is the quality content I subscribed for. Now slather that Italian food stamp into the breech of a 2A46.

  • @d_larose5512
    @d_larose5512 3 года назад

    everybody gangsta until the ravioli gun goes brrrrrrrrr

  • @Robotbotman
    @Robotbotman 2 года назад

    Probably this guys m249 review “ 10/10 will shoot with ravioli in it”

  • @williamdefreest3427
    @williamdefreest3427 3 года назад +1

    True hero he is, asking the hard questions everyone else is afraid to

  • @MoringAfterStar
    @MoringAfterStar 3 года назад

    You made my entire month man, the franku is strong in this one.
    Sent it to 10 people, now I'm gunna encourage copy cats.

  • @LisaAnn777
    @LisaAnn777 Год назад

    This is a good test, I've always wondered how a machine gun would function if you got ravioli in it on the battlefield.

  • @noahboat580
    @noahboat580 3 года назад

    In my head im like "What has science done!?" In Dr.Weird voice

  • @lanierkayakbassfishing7950
    @lanierkayakbassfishing7950 3 года назад

    hes loadin up his pockets lmao. got that extendo

  • @Fluff_Panda
    @Fluff_Panda 3 года назад

    This is great and all but I really gotta know where you got those Gray BDU’s

  • @sauzeeee
    @sauzeeee 3 года назад

    This is what i'd imagined if Papa Franku got into guns.

  • @quarol732
    @quarol732 2 года назад +2

    literally the song is called I have no money and it is simply the phrase "I have no money" over and over again, I'm sure that's what I thought oxide after using so much ammunition

  • @Freezen360
    @Freezen360 3 года назад

    It's 11 AM and i've seen weirdest thing on internet today.
    Nice jobe Oxide!

  • @brandonGCHACHU
    @brandonGCHACHU 3 года назад

    My 2 favorite things. Ravioli and Machine guns. Subscribed! 😃

  • @brannonhuron8567
    @brannonhuron8567 3 года назад

    Glad I watched the whole video, eating some at the end had me 💀

  • @haydz5
    @haydz5 3 года назад

    Allies: Surrender!
    Germans: Nien! Eat our Lead!
    Italians: Mi Scusi? **Fires back in spaghetti**

  • @Cobra-kw1yh
    @Cobra-kw1yh 3 года назад +1

    Underrated, thats all I have to say

  • @robmueller8825
    @robmueller8825 3 года назад

    Of course everyone knows that this is the last test every major military uses to test their guns

  • @lolman-xc7pp
    @lolman-xc7pp 3 года назад +2

    this disturbs me on a personal level

  • @de_ciphered
    @de_ciphered 3 года назад

    "Ravioli, ravioli, what's in the pocket-oli...."

  • @fatwindowmaker1160
    @fatwindowmaker1160 3 года назад

    I lost it from the get go with the Generation Kill sample

  • @traxion1114
    @traxion1114 3 года назад +1

    All cells in my body are now in fight mode.

  • @acanadianeh8344
    @acanadianeh8344 3 года назад

    There's a certain dude from the ricefields who'd be pretty fond of a video like this

  • @ricepresident2990
    @ricepresident2990 3 года назад

    That JDAM just schwacked my chocolate chip cookie!

  • @simonscheideler4627
    @simonscheideler4627 3 года назад +1

    R/ gunmemes is going to have a field day with this.

  • @gman_athletics
    @gman_athletics 3 года назад

    This made my morning coffee so much better

  • @offthewallsk818
    @offthewallsk818 3 года назад

    The internet has everything
    This guy: No, now it has everything

  • @vevonis1557
    @vevonis1557 3 года назад +2

    Congratulations, this is the one time I purposefully saved a video.

  • @meatiest1989
    @meatiest1989 3 года назад +1

    "Chef Boyardee, the masters!"

  • @astonedfemboy2270
    @astonedfemboy2270 3 года назад

    This is why aliens wont talk to us

  • @cardboardbox9119
    @cardboardbox9119 3 года назад

    Italian here, I can confirm all our weapons are specifically designed to fit all kinds of pasta and still shoot

  • @pieko4297
    @pieko4297 3 года назад

    hey so uhhh were did you get those two cool machine guns (asking for a freind)

  • @mike9703
    @mike9703 3 года назад

    Saw jams no matter what, no Boyardee needed lmao 😂

  • @daepicpigeon3274
    @daepicpigeon3274 3 года назад

    Well if it wasn't obvious he watches war aesthetics, it sure is now.

  • @dogboy0912
    @dogboy0912 3 года назад

    Can't believe they had that much trouble with a typical ravioli test.

  • @_green8873
    @_green8873 3 года назад

    Ci fa sempre piacere essere citati nei meme ;)

  • @RSTAR171
    @RSTAR171 3 года назад

    Awesome video! I recommend Hoppes #9, I'd love to see the inside mess too!