How To Speak EVERY Language!

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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

Комментарии • 17 тыс.

  • @Levi0000
    @Levi0000 5 лет назад +21942

    Imagine walking by his house and see him filming himself like this...

  • @ok7987
    @ok7987 5 лет назад +1573

    “you count how often england lost in a penalty kick”
    I WHEEZED-

    • @margallardo.99
      @margallardo.99 5 лет назад +1

      rei-rei some how first comment. Same btw 😂

  • @alinazaharia8484
    @alinazaharia8484 5 лет назад +3869

    That duolingo owl:
    *Am I a joke to you?*

    • @juricakoprvinjak8121
      @juricakoprvinjak8121 5 лет назад +13

      922 likes and no comments... let me fix that

    • @cadey000
      @cadey000 5 лет назад +9

      I hope duolingo won't be mad at me for seeing this 😂😂

    • @juricakoprvinjak8121
      @juricakoprvinjak8121 5 лет назад +8

      Meanwhile at duolingo headquarters
      Duolingo: you piece of shit

    • @Manar0973
      @Manar0973 5 лет назад

      He thinks everyone is a joke :/
      Hes not even funny

    • @sophie4792
      @sophie4792 4 года назад +5

      manar well that’s ur opinion

  • @stevebrown4486
    @stevebrown4486 4 года назад +2816

    Nobody
    Turkish : "three,three,three,three"

  • @animeweeb5825
    @animeweeb5825 5 лет назад +5545

    “typical american words” why does that kill me-

  • @hiddedevries7364
    @hiddedevries7364 5 лет назад +14975

    The only person the duolingo owl is afraid of

    • @justaname8054
      @justaname8054 5 лет назад +148

      I'm dying😂😂😂

    • @wumpoooo
      @wumpoooo 5 лет назад +175

      He is the chosen one.
      He will save us all.

    • @Maria-xf1yx
      @Maria-xf1yx 5 лет назад +183

      Duolingo: "I fear no man, but that thing... it scares me"

    • @lilyb.3742
      @lilyb.3742 5 лет назад +4

      Jonny the murderous squirrel lol so true

    • @Stipe1432
      @Stipe1432 5 лет назад +4

      Bruh u dont mention croatia😡😡😡😠

  • @Enkvinnasominteheterove
    @Enkvinnasominteheterove 5 лет назад +3670

    The offensiveness goes away because he does it to everyone, it’s called neutralizing

    • @khanhnguyennam6007
      @khanhnguyennam6007 5 лет назад +50

      Matilda Kjellsson No its called, Distillation, low concentration to high concentration, pasteurisation

    • @delicias.p8405
      @delicias.p8405 5 лет назад +33

      Annd .... It's also funny af 😆😅🤣😂

    • @bloodmoon_skynightwing4123
      @bloodmoon_skynightwing4123 5 лет назад +42

      It was funny, I dont see why people would have to be upset about it

    • @Enkvinnasominteheterove
      @Enkvinnasominteheterove 5 лет назад +2

      Bloodmoon _Sky/Nightwing exactly

    • @Enkvinnasominteheterove
      @Enkvinnasominteheterove 5 лет назад +1

      v Pooperz ok nErD
      Jk but I don’t know anything about chemistry (I assume it’s chemistry?)

  • @sajeda_19
    @sajeda_19 4 года назад +1542

    How to speak Dutch if your German:
    **Drink alcohol**

    • @Schnitzel_23
      @Schnitzel_23 4 года назад +39

      Yep exactly lol..it's just a weird way of writing Deutsch.

    • @playgo262
      @playgo262 4 года назад +43

      How to speak Russian: *Drink Vodka*

    • @drlavacookies7268
      @drlavacookies7268 4 года назад +23

      It works the other way around too!

    • @sajeda_19
      @sajeda_19 4 года назад +4

      @@drlavacookies7268 oh no

    • @Lisandromartinez333
      @Lisandromartinez333 3 года назад

      Lol

  • @josh-cd2ym
    @josh-cd2ym 5 лет назад +13423

    Friends: How do you speak that many languages?
    Me: _it’s complicated_

    • @gabitodown
      @gabitodown 5 лет назад +33

      Elite Parodies i love your pic

    • @josh-cd2ym
      @josh-cd2ym 5 лет назад +17

      SG_Gaboox ikr it is great thanks

    • @fetendo8291
      @fetendo8291 5 лет назад +3

      Why only 4 replies?

    • @danny037
      @danny037 5 лет назад +1

      Fetendo lmao idk

    • @alaraarslantas7313
      @alaraarslantas7313 5 лет назад +1

      It is not all the turkish one is not real that was not turkish

  • @babiesmilk2771
    @babiesmilk2771 5 лет назад +1138

    Me: *copies him*
    Mom: *Are you ok?*

  • @m4tta
    @m4tta 5 лет назад +1388

    me, a native greek speaker, able to form real sentences:
    *lakis trakis fakis*

    • @TheGoreTheorists
      @TheGoreTheorists 5 лет назад +7

      Λακις τρακις βρακακις-

    • @m4tta
      @m4tta 5 лет назад +3

      Sevi Playz πεθαίνωωωω 😂

    • @mysticmirage
      @mysticmirage 5 лет назад +1

      @@TheGoreTheorists τζάμπα το βρακάκι... Μόνο στα τζάμπο!😂

    • @mysticmirage
      @mysticmirage 5 лет назад +1

      Τι λέω βραδιάτικα μη με παρεξηγείτε.

    • @rakutenadhater
      @rakutenadhater 5 лет назад +2

      Παιδιά κλαιωωω 😂😂😂
      *λακις τρακις φακις*

  • @nininyoko13
    @nininyoko13 4 года назад +1785

    It's funny how I'm German and everything was on point to me BUT German xD

    • @GT-fl9gf
      @GT-fl9gf 3 года назад +55

      I know im german and i didn't understand that one

    • @eva.m5895
      @eva.m5895 3 года назад +53

      So denken also die Ausländer über uns...

    • @tetlik
      @tetlik 3 года назад +45

      I'm Polish and for me also German didn't sound like German. The same problem was with Japanese and Austrian. But the rest languages were pretty accurate for me.

    • @franciscoovarela
      @franciscoovarela 3 года назад +28

      I'm not German and I agree, the other ones were all amazing tho

    • @sabrinakeskin4198
      @sabrinakeskin4198 3 года назад +22

      @@eva.m5895 Er selbst (also der Schulte, dieser youtuber) ist selber deutsch

  • @jlgutierrez3
    @jlgutierrez3 4 года назад +6707

    Plot twist: he actually knows all the languages

  • @teasbackupacc2838
    @teasbackupacc2838 5 лет назад +8848

    This man single handedly bullied the entire world

  • @luysery2277
    @luysery2277 5 лет назад +3383

    this man prolly voiced for the sims

    • @sdoaiza
      @sdoaiza 5 лет назад +32

      LMAOOO I WAS THINKING THE SAME

    • @suruj5652
      @suruj5652 5 лет назад +7

      Yessss

    • @a.kap1
      @a.kap1 5 лет назад +2

      Haahhahahahaha

    • @eugenek.5757
      @eugenek.5757 5 лет назад

      Looool FR tho

    • @luluumon
      @luluumon 5 лет назад +1

      It's called Simlish🙂

  • @lizcali5102
    @lizcali5102 3 года назад +242

    2:34 as someone from an italian family. He forgot to add in being loud as a normal form of communication

  • @tentix9022
    @tentix9022 5 лет назад +2633

    Plot twist: he really knows all those language

  • @broogersss
    @broogersss 5 лет назад +723

    People would say that this video is insanely racist but it’s honestly just accurate

    • @A-ID-A-M
      @A-ID-A-M 5 лет назад +18

      Language has no race tho ;)

    • @hexil6283
      @hexil6283 5 лет назад +7

      I mean you are right but some of what he said werent actually accurate like saudi arabia and french

    • @lee2791
      @lee2791 5 лет назад +3

      it is AND it’s racist to everyone so it’s fine

    • @גוהטנקס
      @גוהטנקס 5 лет назад +2

      it's also Racist Cuz its doesn't Have some languages Like HEBREW

  • @soorajvarrma3053
    @soorajvarrma3053 5 лет назад +15588

    It's all fun and humourous until he comes on to your language.

    • @aestheticallypleasing6753
      @aestheticallypleasing6753 5 лет назад +97

      Sooraj Varrma true

    • @FelineFlame-dj1xl
      @FelineFlame-dj1xl 5 лет назад +312

      Nah, English, Spanish, French, Chinese, Japanese and “Donald trump” were all fine ;)

    • @TheNasty98
      @TheNasty98 5 лет назад +31

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @obensa23
      @obensa23 5 лет назад +151

      @@FelineFlame-dj1xl 😌😌 In Spain we talk only with fafffafafafaffafafa

    • @Randomshahahahaa
      @Randomshahahahaa 5 лет назад +8

      Lol

  • @leadersfan8834
    @leadersfan8834 3 года назад +159

    2:42 This is PERFECT

  • @fraud_6068
    @fraud_6068 5 лет назад +13407

    This man just bullied the whole world XD

    • @martynaalaazaar5819
      @martynaalaazaar5819 5 лет назад +35

      Smol Celling fan ikr XD

    • @yeetfrog2999
      @yeetfrog2999 5 лет назад +8

      Haha

    • @MissRhossel
      @MissRhossel 5 лет назад +34

      Except Philippines. He could never.

    • @atienluv2015
      @atienluv2015 5 лет назад +18

      @@MissRhossel not only Philippines. 🙄

    • @owogamingguy
      @owogamingguy 5 лет назад +14

      @@MissRhossel He is just using stereotypes not like bullying

  • @mattricksters
    @mattricksters 5 лет назад +5420

    now y’all don’t know what the fuck i just said

    • @eugenek.5757
      @eugenek.5757 5 лет назад +127

      I tried to to it along with him and that's crazy, you should try it :) I'm also high af right now so this is even funnier

    • @yunqinglong6329
      @yunqinglong6329 5 лет назад +16

      I ruined ur 666 likes

    • @hermionekkgana9814
      @hermionekkgana9814 5 лет назад +4

      Yunqing Long Satan is gone

    • @SimoneVPoise
      @SimoneVPoise 5 лет назад +9

      The Dutch sounded like a mix of Italian French and English though..

    • @0nlytr4sh
      @0nlytr4sh 5 лет назад +9

      does german really sounds like this to u skskks?

  • @agreenlion116
    @agreenlion116 5 лет назад +2104

    Welcome to another episode of
    "Why is dis in my recommendations?"

    • @shizunnanase543
      @shizunnanase543 5 лет назад +5

      Lol I will remember this and make a playlist of it😂.
      RUclips 's recommendations are Crazy

    • @pinkeupunkeu3253
      @pinkeupunkeu3253 5 лет назад +12

      I have never been happier about a video being in my recommended

    • @shizunnanase543
      @shizunnanase543 5 лет назад

      @@pinkeupunkeu3253 I am like not sure about it.

    • @npnt2528
      @npnt2528 5 лет назад

      Ah yes

    • @Xenna_8
      @Xenna_8 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @anakoviljac
    @anakoviljac 4 года назад +537

    nobody:
    greek: lakis trakis frakis

  • @stugreen721
    @stugreen721 5 лет назад +2128

    *Walking into a shop in Germany*
    All the labels: *VEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVE*

    • @joelz1260
      @joelz1260 4 года назад +6

      Lmao

    • @lolnani8230
      @lolnani8230 4 года назад +5

      Na bist Deutsche

    • @Laurenzia
      @Laurenzia 4 года назад +7

      ich dachte, dass da immer ein schritt drei ist aber bei VEVEVEVE hats dann aufgehört :(
      ich bin entteuscht

    • @elias-hy5qe
      @elias-hy5qe 4 года назад

      S Green no its weweweewewe cause v is f 😎

    • @Laurenzia
      @Laurenzia 4 года назад +4

      @@elias-hy5qe no it isn´t. idk if u are from germany but if u wanna say "vase" you dont pronounce it "fase" but "wase"

  • @peepeepoopoo6676
    @peepeepoopoo6676 4 года назад +4458

    Other languages: Sounds normal
    German: *car*

  • @zukafuka
    @zukafuka 5 лет назад +1206

    The fact that he's just making things up but they sound like he's actually speaking that language!

    • @nickhs7725
      @nickhs7725 5 лет назад +26

      He nailed the Greek 😂
      He forgot the swearing tho

    • @zukafuka
      @zukafuka 5 лет назад +5

      @@nickhs7725 lol true 😂😂😂😂

    • @irenecarrillo6750
      @irenecarrillo6750 5 лет назад +7

      italian and japanese were legit though

    • @guika6410
      @guika6410 5 лет назад +3

      Not in Portuguese that wasnt even close

    • @er.you2594
      @er.you2594 5 лет назад +1

      he fucked the arabic

  • @the_one_who_has_a_very_str5580
    @the_one_who_has_a_very_str5580 4 года назад +1246

    -Timestamps-
    0:00 Russian (Russia)
    0:13 French (France)
    0:28 English (England)
    0:47 Arabic (Saudi Arabia)
    1:02 Japanese (Japan)
    1:16 Turkish (Turkey) [My personal favourite]
    1:32 Some Random Indian Language [Hindi, Urdu, Bengal or Marathi ?] (India)
    1:46 Dutch (The Netherlands)
    2:06 English (The United States of America)
    2:22 German (Germany)
    2:34 Italian (Italy)
    2:47 Also Some Random Chinese Language [Mandarin or Cantonese ?] (China)
    3:05 Portuguese (Portugal)
    3:29 BEWARE !
    German (Austria)
    3:49 Greek (Greece)
    4:06 Spanish (Spain)
    4:20 Donald Trump's Monkey Language

    • @naziakhan1
      @naziakhan1 4 года назад +13

      Not Bengal.

    • @sammie4life106
      @sammie4life106 4 года назад +11

      Oof no Bangla 🇧🇩 ;~;

    • @Panyofr
      @Panyofr 4 года назад +9

      I think there was no Bangladesh

    • @Aditi-mb3qm
      @Aditi-mb3qm 4 года назад +17

      The Indian language most probably will be Hindi . Yes Hindi is no spoken like that 😅

    • @byron-ih2ge
      @byron-ih2ge 3 года назад +11

      @@Panyofr india also has bengalis

  • @ethant.g6536
    @ethant.g6536 5 лет назад +6073

    No one:
    This guy: neutral racism

  • @christinemislang2580
    @christinemislang2580 4 года назад +3478

    Plot twist: He's the voice actor of the sims characters

  • @yourstalkerlol9903
    @yourstalkerlol9903 5 лет назад +2473

    A seller in germany: “Hello what would you like to buy.”
    This guy: “VEVEVEVEVEVE”
    The seller: “Ah yes it’s right there.”

  • @arsean6474
    @arsean6474 3 года назад +190

    I was expecting language learning video, i found something better.

  • @kingthimio7887
    @kingthimio7887 5 лет назад +5934

    Nobody:
    This guy: LAKIS TRAKIS FAKIS

  • @karoliina3068
    @karoliina3068 5 лет назад +790

    "What language do you speak?"
    "I speak Donald Trump"

  • @zachhollis5292
    @zachhollis5292 5 лет назад +822

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    This guy:You wanna speak sims in every accent

  • @manolyaaaaa
    @manolyaaaaa 4 года назад +547

    In turkish you said: Three rose
    Omggg😂😂😂

    • @elifusta.78
      @elifusta.78 4 года назад +3

      Djskwkwlslwl yes (ben de türküm bu arada :d)

    • @manolyaaaaa
      @manolyaaaaa 4 года назад

      @@elifusta.78 slcopvöşajxhıdj

    • @kultashayze9138
      @kultashayze9138 4 года назад +16

      ben üç dürüm diye anlıyorum skdhjndjfjd

    • @snail9552
      @snail9552 4 года назад +2

      HAHAHHAH-

    • @ibstudent7138
      @ibstudent7138 3 года назад +1

      Yalnız Türkçe bana nordik diller ve İtalyanca karışımı gibi geldi dıştan dinleyince jdjdksjdkkdkf

  • @spacesheep5567
    @spacesheep5567 5 лет назад +1194

    The dislikes are from those whose countries didn't get bullied

  • @kizu4003
    @kizu4003 5 лет назад +1117

    Anyone who says it’s racist it’s not, it’s just using stereotypes

    • @tenaujahsrandom629
      @tenaujahsrandom629 5 лет назад +3

      Kizu mmm some stereotypes are racist look up micro aggressions

    • @tenaujahsrandom629
      @tenaujahsrandom629 4 года назад

      No they should be scholars as most of them are and are working to be. Thank you for your opinion though.

  • @cnristihe
    @cnristihe 5 лет назад +1015

    crush: a cute french guy
    me: *_oHh LaLa OoULLlLUlu-_*

    • @nydia_8512
      @nydia_8512 5 лет назад

      w x s t e d c h r i s t i n e lmao

    • @erick3787
      @erick3787 5 лет назад +9

      Merci oui oui

    • @hexdwight
      @hexdwight 5 лет назад +1

      @Seven Merci* ^^

    • @erick3787
      @erick3787 5 лет назад +1

      @@hexdwight tnks^^

    • @nydia_8512
      @nydia_8512 5 лет назад +1

      Seven oui oui

  • @aria9581
    @aria9581 4 года назад +209

    dürüm(wrap🌯) gülüm(my rose 🌹) üç
    (three3️⃣) ?????? yes he can speak Turkish.

    • @sifsif2725
      @sifsif2725 3 года назад +6

      Ahahahaha wow

    • @PanagiotisXD
      @PanagiotisXD 3 года назад +2

      i thought he was saying "curriculum" lmao

    • @Typical-Greek
      @Typical-Greek 3 года назад +10

      Wrap my rose three times

    • @Kreazive
      @Kreazive 3 года назад +2

      @@Typical-Greek gülümü üç kez dür (sar)

    • @Typical-Greek
      @Typical-Greek 3 года назад +3

      @@Kreazive sorry I'm not Turkish, I'm actually greek, I didn't understand, I typed it in google translate, "roll my smile three times"? I don't understand, sorry

  • @RyutaShinohara
    @RyutaShinohara 5 лет назад +607

    This is how a Sim learns how to speak human languages.

  • @mei.kitsune
    @mei.kitsune 5 лет назад +824

    No one:
    Him speaking German:
    *Veveveveveveveveveveve*

    • @drinesa527
      @drinesa527 5 лет назад +8

      German people says :
      MAN MATILDA RAUM DEIN ZIMMA AUF GAGAGGAA

    • @sarahweber5630
      @sarahweber5630 5 лет назад +8

      also wenn sich deutsch für andere Menschen so anhört... dann hallelujah 😂😂

    • @MinishMilly
      @MinishMilly 5 лет назад +6

      This guy is actually German, but he didn't used any German words anyways xD

    • @noemiscopelliti5692
      @noemiscopelliti5692 5 лет назад +1

      YOUR PROFILE PICCCC JIMIN-SSIIII AHAHAHAHAH😂✌🏻❤️ (i love bts, i’m italian)

    • @ksyd31
      @ksyd31 5 лет назад

      I heard "brum brum brum" (sounds when you turn on old car)

  • @favilamendez1715
    @favilamendez1715 5 лет назад +2620

    People: you can't make a offensive video without any words
    Der schulte: observe

    • @tomsc2007
      @tomsc2007 5 лет назад +16

      Actually there are written words lol

    • @Andrlz_
      @Andrlz_ 5 лет назад +4

      @@tomsc2007 jhkgkh carai

    • @jasmink3841
      @jasmink3841 5 лет назад

      xD

    • @naosei6021
      @naosei6021 5 лет назад +3

      He speaks some words when he teaches us how to speak american english

    • @jasmink3841
      @jasmink3841 5 лет назад

      @@naosei6021 i mean, you're not wrong..

  • @woodant1981
    @woodant1981 4 года назад +43

    How to speak Spanish: -the team scores a goal
    -"GOLA GOLA GOLAAA"

  • @koituska
    @koituska 5 лет назад +2569

    This man shows how to speak every language
    Me: laughs in finnish

    • @ЛКср
      @ЛКср 5 лет назад +40

      Russians: why i hear boss music incoming?

    • @verttiniskanen
      @verttiniskanen 5 лет назад +16

      Torille.

    • @00Shaurya.
      @00Shaurya. 5 лет назад +6

      Lol my Best friend is finnish

    • @koituska
      @koituska 5 лет назад +4

      Juvi YT cool

    • @surneen
      @surneen 5 лет назад +8

      I have some Finnish relatives, I can't understand a fucking single word of it

  • @xinkage9429
    @xinkage9429 5 лет назад +1228

    Me as Russian
    " >:( "
    "Yeah pretty accurate"

    • @bdt7769
      @bdt7769 5 лет назад +17

      He didn't say a single Russian word though so it's not realy accurate.

    • @xinkage9429
      @xinkage9429 5 лет назад +36

      But it sounds like russian 🤦🤦

    • @bdt7769
      @bdt7769 5 лет назад +6

      Doesn't realy

    • @xinkage9429
      @xinkage9429 5 лет назад +22

      @@bdt7769 are you kidding me? I'm literally Russian, I hear russian every day, I speak russian, and you telling me, that I'm wrong and it doesn't sound like it?

    • @bdt7769
      @bdt7769 5 лет назад +5

      @@xinkage9429 im Russian too lol. Btw y r u arguing?

  • @jin_cotl
    @jin_cotl 5 лет назад +3802

    Everyone: so you’re trying to teach us stuff
    But it does sound kinda stereotypical in a way
    Him: well yes, but actually no

    • @crsskll11
      @crsskll11 5 лет назад +50

      I don't think it's racist, he's just trying to "imitate" accents/languages from different parts of the world, while not actually speaking any of the languages. He's probably German and did one on Germany as well.
      What he IS doing is stereotyping sounds of languages, or trying to copy how it sounds like to non-speakers (I'm spanish and don't think my language sounds like that, but it's not offensive). You may not like it but I wouldn't call a harmless joke racist especially when the guybis stereotyping his own language.

    • @andsprite
      @andsprite 5 лет назад +9

      @@crsskll11 yo chill out! It was a joke we all know that It's not racist! ;)

    • @crsskll11
      @crsskll11 5 лет назад +5

      @@andsprite
      Sorry. Looking back I probably got too worked up, it just thought the comment was literally saying the video was racist when it really isn't.

    • @cassandra-
      @cassandra- 5 лет назад +5

      nahh, he made fun of everyone so it’s fine lol

    • @nadiacruz268
      @nadiacruz268 5 лет назад

      True that

  • @metak5258
    @metak5258 3 года назад +18

    My brain wasn't ready for this

  • @diogobarbosa2364
    @diogobarbosa2364 5 лет назад +1868

    Portugal
    “You’re a Spanish guy “

    • @vascobertolo1416
      @vascobertolo1416 5 лет назад +18

      @Inês Rodrigues porque se calhar Portugal está na mesma península e a Língua n é assim tão diferente

    • @tomasbeltran04050
      @tomasbeltran04050 5 лет назад +13

      Because people always see you both in maps together and don't realize the differences

    • @joaovitormatos8147
      @joaovitormatos8147 5 лет назад +2

      Como se fosse tão diferente

    • @lehikos
      @lehikos 5 лет назад +2

      @@joaovitormatos8147 Não há casa, não há diferença de vocabulário, sou espanhol e entendi tudo o que você disse

    • @Rivinick
      @Rivinick 5 лет назад +9

      Isso é realmente horrível, até aqui no Brasil as pessoas acham que falamos espanhol kkkk

  • @adriang.3277
    @adriang.3277 5 лет назад +3989

    Other Languages: It realy sounds like he is talking in that language
    German: fö fö fö

    • @klara-ofm
      @klara-ofm 5 лет назад +66

      A. G. he‘s german lol

    • @AlinaAniretake
      @AlinaAniretake 5 лет назад +29

      As a Russian I disagree

    • @CatMC_1
      @CatMC_1 5 лет назад +21

      Hab ich mir auch gedacht 😂

    • @NinJU61
      @NinJU61 5 лет назад +4

      Stimmt

    • @Riles-1809
      @Riles-1809 5 лет назад +3

      Jaaa

  • @titiskdm1196
    @titiskdm1196 5 лет назад +2980

    Nobody:
    He in german: We We We We We We
    German: Am I a Joke to You?

    • @ellingardinho9270
      @ellingardinho9270 5 лет назад +28

      Der schulte:Yes, you are

    • @el-guard645
      @el-guard645 5 лет назад +30

      Nobody:
      This person: *HE* in german

    • @xhuljeta2869
      @xhuljeta2869 5 лет назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice 5 лет назад +21

      He should have gone for the ich mich nich. And it would have been accurate representation of how it sounds to a non speaker

    • @MarkLukas14
      @MarkLukas14 5 лет назад +8

      It felt like it
      I'm German

  • @G_P_7
    @G_P_7 9 месяцев назад +3

    As an italian, I really like the way he pronounced Italian words 😂
    I hope you'll upload something soon, it's been way too long.

  • @esotericreason
    @esotericreason 5 лет назад +279

    I tried talking German to my German friend using this and she looked at me like I was insane
    Edit: a girl from Russia is coming to my school after quarantine, can’t wait to impress her with my Russian skills

  • @watermelonish3994
    @watermelonish3994 5 лет назад +497

    Me as a Russian:
    "bruh it's nothing like what we speak"
    *2 secs later*
    "Yea well maybe lol"

    • @ItsArven
      @ItsArven 5 лет назад +1

      Honestly that’s how I felt about it ((not russian but I’ve been learning the language for awhile now XD))

    • @дедтиша-х1е
      @дедтиша-х1е 5 лет назад +1

      Русский? Дарроова

    • @lsgjshch
      @lsgjshch 5 лет назад

      Same hahah

    • @marrydrocher2281
      @marrydrocher2281 5 лет назад

      Одаа чел, жиза
      Same lmao

    • @kalim4
      @kalim4 5 лет назад

      me too! i’m russian and i was was kinda annoyed then i realized this is what we sound like to others lol

  • @notayoutuber3518
    @notayoutuber3518 5 лет назад +1271

    Australian:
    Imagine you’re upside down.

  • @cmpleafteam8672
    @cmpleafteam8672 4 года назад +25

    how to speak Korean:
    Step 1: Laugh
    Step 2: U get mad
    Step 3: U say Random words.

  • @guillermoclavell1974
    @guillermoclavell1974 5 лет назад +1435

    Listening to other languages: Oh, it looks really similar!
    Listening to your own language: OMG What the hell is this?

    • @dafinnessekid9130
      @dafinnessekid9130 5 лет назад +31

      Actually, I'm Dutch and his Dutch impression was pretty fucking accurate

    • @laislyra5512
      @laislyra5512 5 лет назад +26

      I speak Brazilian Portuguese and his impression of Portuguese from Portugal is spot on.
      The German, though....

    • @lanamuller6230
      @lanamuller6230 5 лет назад +19

      im german. i feel you. 😂

    • @rubensinojosa
      @rubensinojosa 5 лет назад +3

      The impression of Portuguese was neat hahahahaha

    • @anavegana5644
      @anavegana5644 5 лет назад +1

      @@laislyra5512 really? Cus I can't see any Portuguese in there

  • @zerizeri3964
    @zerizeri3964 4 года назад +786

    "Pretend your a baby crying"
    Subtitles: *Applause*

  • @mm0nkk
    @mm0nkk 4 года назад +939

    me: **in germany**
    some random drunk guy: *VEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVE*

  • @beyzanz8877
    @beyzanz8877 4 года назад +55

    turkish: üç gülüm (it means "my 3 roses")

  • @angelcored
    @angelcored 5 лет назад +288

    every language: jibberish
    *but deeper*

    • @riri.online
      @riri.online 5 лет назад +3

      A lot of them were higher tho

  • @In.Another.Universe
    @In.Another.Universe 5 лет назад +553

    American Accent Step 4: Talk like you own everything and everyone

    • @stisti01
      @stisti01 5 лет назад +5

      No thats donald trump

    • @myles2623
      @myles2623 5 лет назад +7

      @@stisti01 and Donald trump is from?????

    • @Lxeryy
      @Lxeryy 5 лет назад +2

      Lemur Memer there was a Donald Trump one at the end

    • @MetalGuzzler
      @MetalGuzzler 5 лет назад +1

      Truer words were never said 😂! I still remember I was in an elevator in Amsterdam with this gentleman from the mid west. And I asked him “where are you from?”... he then suddenly had that look of pride, arrogance, like a massive smile that he was better “ammmm from America”. And I went yea sure I stayed there for like 10 years haha.

    • @squiby6471
      @squiby6471 5 лет назад +1

      Talk like Karen

  • @batwithahat312
    @batwithahat312 5 лет назад +246

    Czech:
    1. You're a Polish dude
    2. You drank heavily
    3. You're trying to tell a joke

    • @romanaklubalova2050
      @romanaklubalova2050 5 лет назад +2

      Well yes, but actually no 🤣

    • @Bromvolod
      @Bromvolod 5 лет назад +2

      I'm czech🤣

    • @Bromvolod
      @Bromvolod 5 лет назад

      Just A slAv laNgUage but 3 times harder

    • @kirillbraun708
      @kirillbraun708 5 лет назад

      @@Bromvolod just a slavic but where are vocals?

  • @erikasecuoya253
    @erikasecuoya253 3 года назад +24

    I speak Spanish....and that was pretty accurate. I'm surprised and strangely flattered

  • @farmer-rudi3134
    @farmer-rudi3134 5 лет назад +1039

    Me: How many laguages can you speak?
    Der Schulte: yes.

    • @farmer-rudi3134
      @farmer-rudi3134 5 лет назад +1

      ProteanCat dk did it exist already?

    • @farmer-rudi3134
      @farmer-rudi3134 5 лет назад +2

      ProteanCat ok then i didnt see sry i saw it under an other video with multilangual and there somebody commented it. And I didnt saw somebody here. Then sty

  • @todorokikirishima592
    @todorokikirishima592 5 лет назад +1759

    Other accents: wow that actually sounds quite like them
    My accent: WTF is this I don’t sound like that

    • @l0v2e
      @l0v2e 5 лет назад +23

      Im American and French and i got to say the french was good lmao

    • @NoahDAquila
      @NoahDAquila 5 лет назад +2

      True

    • @Deilcrox
      @Deilcrox 5 лет назад +28

      Spanish its so bad, we dont speak like that xdd

    • @Vakyla0
      @Vakyla0 5 лет назад +17

      Im italian and now i cringe in the corner...

    • @schlagie
      @schlagie 5 лет назад +7

      That was my first impression but now I'm like "wow.. I kinda do sound like that"

  • @kashmello
    @kashmello 4 года назад +1734

    No one:
    Greece: *you realize that you have no money*

    • @aslgurcan741
      @aslgurcan741 4 года назад

      Loll😂

    • @maria-athina3747
      @maria-athina3747 4 года назад +43

      I'm from Greece and i have to say that he basically summarized our economy

    • @aphro.4435
      @aphro.4435 4 года назад +3

      @@maria-athina3747 you are right

    • @maria-athina3747
      @maria-athina3747 4 года назад +5

      @@aphro.4435 πες τα ρε Αφροδίτη!

    • @kwstassamaras7879
      @kwstassamaras7879 4 года назад +8

      Ελα μωρε μια χαρα ειμαστε

  • @andrealylesansebastian3810
    @andrealylesansebastian3810 4 года назад +23

    Duolingo been real quiet since this came out

  • @zwoomy2769
    @zwoomy2769 5 лет назад +1039

    "Go deeper"
    That's what she said..

  • @zera3161
    @zera3161 5 лет назад +341

    He's speaking the Minecraft enchanting table language.

  • @arex7350
    @arex7350 5 лет назад +2858

    This is offensive, and I love it.

    • @zeinabramadan6641
      @zeinabramadan6641 5 лет назад

      Catherine lol

    • @altunsi
      @altunsi 5 лет назад

      ikr 😂

    • @oonaverse
      @oonaverse 5 лет назад +6

      Listens to USA one
      Me: we LIKE do not like sound like that’s like omg whart da harck

    • @bigdongcat
      @bigdongcat 5 лет назад

      @@oonaverse whaet da hacK liKe awr mygard

  • @rayasirajee2855
    @rayasirajee2855 4 года назад +16

    me intentionally trying to stutter so that i don't have to read when teacher tells me to read something ( and thinking i'm nailing it)
    4:11

  • @dadshoe7607
    @dadshoe7607 5 лет назад +1012

    I appreciate how the German one was just sputtering car noises

    • @evaburkhard5593
      @evaburkhard5593 5 лет назад +7

      It's kinda true tho

    • @otakudanieru
      @otakudanieru 5 лет назад +26

      Nah...I was kinda disappointed. Thought something great would come but yeah...it was just an engine

    • @dadshoe7607
      @dadshoe7607 5 лет назад +4

      Otaku Danieru yeah, I expected angry yelling and those sputtering noises from the back of your throat.

    • @otakudanieru
      @otakudanieru 5 лет назад +7

      @@dadshoe7607 what sputtering noises? German sounds normal. Not hard,not soft. Just normal. I was disappointed by his uncreativity how to learn German cuz u do what u did in kindergarten :(

    • @athletathlet7423
      @athletathlet7423 5 лет назад

      @@otakudanieru tru

  • @DJSUGA
    @DJSUGA 5 лет назад +551

    This is exactly how languages sound like if you have never learned any

    • @AyhamSpaceE
      @AyhamSpaceE 5 лет назад +1

      Suga - min Yoongi? 🤔💜

    • @AyhamSpaceE
      @AyhamSpaceE 5 лет назад +1

      @Helena Weasley
      If they understand us like that...omg😂

    • @DJSUGA
      @DJSUGA 5 лет назад

      @@AyhamSpaceE yessss, indeed - "SUGA" wie in "Min Yoongi" 💪😁

  • @apolinaria003
    @apolinaria003 5 лет назад +2083

    Nobody:
    Absolutely nobody:
    This guy in russian: blyat blyat blyat

  • @mrvaccin4753
    @mrvaccin4753 3 года назад +87

    Greece : "You realize you have no money" 😂😂 2008

  • @myily
    @myily 5 лет назад +4648

    Friends: What language do you speak?
    Me: Donald Trump

  • @trashcan8888
    @trashcan8888 5 лет назад +993

    Me as a dutch person:
    *"Excuse me?"*
    Also me:
    *"Well, it is pretty accurate."*

  • @sebastiennesebas7369
    @sebastiennesebas7369 5 лет назад +1126

    Trump to a Banana : “I love you but I won’t eat you” killed me 😂😂

  • @misssoftiepie9062
    @misssoftiepie9062 2 года назад +1

    The fact that when I clicked on this video the first thing that came up was the duolingo ad😂

  • @chezgrg1505
    @chezgrg1505 4 года назад +1040

    Fun fact:
    You're not sure if he actually spoke the language in the 3rd step

    • @Kiwitjuuuuuuh
      @Kiwitjuuuuuuh 4 года назад +13

      chez grg Well, the Dutch part didn’t sound like Dutch xD

    • @milkncookies8777
      @milkncookies8777 4 года назад +12

      He tried to say some words in portuguese(sounded a bit too spanish but still funny) but he wasn't really speaking it hahaha

    • @redminicrewmate1823
      @redminicrewmate1823 4 года назад +3

      @@milkncookies8777 ikr XD

    • @roaajokhdar7149
      @roaajokhdar7149 4 года назад +4

      He is not speaking the languages

    • @fatimazehra3415
      @fatimazehra3415 4 года назад +1

      Except Hindi and German too

  • @lee_cass5339
    @lee_cass5339 5 лет назад +798

    How to speak in Polish:
    1. Ą, ę, ż, ź, dż, cz, sz, ó, ł, dź
    2. Never try again

  • @dr.dovahkriid7547
    @dr.dovahkriid7547 5 лет назад +488

    When he went to Arabic, I died.

    • @AliAlkamel-rf3ur
      @AliAlkamel-rf3ur 5 лет назад +6

      Yeah the good thing I am native speaker of arabic

    • @dr.dovahkriid7547
      @dr.dovahkriid7547 5 лет назад +5

      @@AliAlkamel-rf3ur I am learning modern Arabic in my school. Xd

    • @armyotaku8800
      @armyotaku8800 5 лет назад +11

      I'm Arabic and I think it's not even close to arabic language but still funny lol

    • @dr.dovahkriid7547
      @dr.dovahkriid7547 5 лет назад +2

      @@armyotaku8800 so do I

    • @4lexflp
      @4lexflp 5 лет назад +2

      Oh yeah yeah

  • @redpotato6502
    @redpotato6502 3 года назад +20

    1:33
    I am an Indian and I seriously almost died laughing from this! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @SalwaCreationTime
    @SalwaCreationTime 5 лет назад +322

    Noone:
    Not even Indians:
    India: QUAKQUAKQUAKQUAKQUAKQUAKQUAK-

    • @Bhartiya_Trainspotter
      @Bhartiya_Trainspotter 5 лет назад +5

      In Reality Der Schulte will die if he Realises that Within the Country India has 22 Official Languages. And more than 1600 dialects.

    • @shubhangdarshan7628
      @shubhangdarshan7628 5 лет назад +4

      @@Bhartiya_Trainspotter here's an indian!!

    • @shubhangdarshan7628
      @shubhangdarshan7628 5 лет назад +3

      @Franz Ritter von Liszt bro i am indian

  • @chuuyanakahara4203
    @chuuyanakahara4203 4 года назад +4135

    Everyone: *It's all funny untill comes to your country*
    *Me a person who doesn't has her country here* : 🗿

    • @CreatorRuta
      @CreatorRuta 4 года назад +81

      *me too pal.*
      *me too.*
      Indonesia here

    • @d3vil1lithclosed93
      @d3vil1lithclosed93 4 года назад +42

      Same here 😂😂
      Nepal🇳🇵

    • @hangeisthebest8508
      @hangeisthebest8508 4 года назад +27

      Jimin-shii jungkook-shiii tae-shi!!

    • @banboo9509
      @banboo9509 4 года назад +16

      @@CreatorRuta yes, searching for our country can be really difficult ;) Apalagi indo kadang susah minta ampun :

    • @CreatorRuta
      @CreatorRuta 4 года назад +2

      @@banboo9509
      Bener sih 😂😂

  • @Useruser34216
    @Useruser34216 5 лет назад +484

    These are amazing
    I’m deleting duolingo

  • @mooster2959
    @mooster2959 4 года назад +23

    I honestly thought this video was done in a different way
    But damn this is better

  • @vladtheg4m3r70
    @vladtheg4m3r70 4 года назад +2213

    How to speak English very well: *EAT A HOT POTATO*

  • @esautrash
    @esautrash 4 года назад +2548

    How to speak russian: throw some random "Blyat" in the middle of every sentence and you're good to go

    • @davidbrouwers7309
      @davidbrouwers7309 4 года назад +59

      Wouldn't try that if I was you, depending on where you are and who you are with, swearing is not done. Блин is more accepted but still.....
      Unless you're alone or are 100% sure nobody around you understands Russian or a closely related language then have fun with it.

    • @guiltyascharged4125
      @guiltyascharged4125 4 года назад +12

      It's not Polish, it's not curva ;).

    • @Alphakingjoe
      @Alphakingjoe 4 года назад +30

      I blayt am blayt not blayt Russian.

    • @tradffy9567
      @tradffy9567 4 года назад +17

      This blyat comment is so blyat underrated blyat

    • @shadowslayer4578
      @shadowslayer4578 4 года назад +7

      SUKA BLYYYYAATTT Yuri....
      Dasvidanniyya.
      😈

  • @Anastasia-kx3vh
    @Anastasia-kx3vh 5 лет назад +1651

    This guy's russian is better than mine
    And I'm a native speaker

    • @Bromvolod
      @Bromvolod 5 лет назад +21

      NooooooOOO0000... at least you know true Russian words

    • @Anastasia-kx3vh
      @Anastasia-kx3vh 5 лет назад +35

      @@Bromvolod I bet I sound exactly like him to anyone who doesn't know Russian, though 😅

    • @ЛОЛ3-ь4ъ
      @ЛОЛ3-ь4ъ 5 лет назад +9

      ЛОЛ Я ТУТЦ

    • @moscowgonzo4721
      @moscowgonzo4721 5 лет назад +1

      same
      At least I'm trying!

    • @stasdust
      @stasdust 5 лет назад +2

      даров, вжвжвж

  • @clorystella4892
    @clorystella4892 4 года назад +16

    His Italian "R" is perfect though😂

  • @dottiedottiedot
    @dottiedottiedot 5 лет назад +10843

    *uruchkulum duruchkulum*
    i’m dead
    edit: also *lakis trakis fakis*

    • @pueay
      @pueay 5 лет назад +105

      They are Üç Gülüm Dürüm Gülüm Lol
      And Hello From Turkey! :D

    • @Tianyiilan
      @Tianyiilan 5 лет назад +26

      ARMY?

    • @yourgurlvichi5823
      @yourgurlvichi5823 5 лет назад +62

      Ναι ναι....

    • @pueay
      @pueay 5 лет назад +2

      @@Tianyiilan Nope And Why?

    • @dottiedottiedot
      @dottiedottiedot 5 лет назад +5

      Drop the Cheese cake yess

  • @beautifulwisdom2698
    @beautifulwisdom2698 5 лет назад +657

    Plot twist:
    He's actually speaking every language

    • @gigazelensky
      @gigazelensky 5 лет назад +16

      He can`t speak Portuguese, I'm Portuguese

    • @leigh7816
      @leigh7816 5 лет назад +3

      he cant speak japanese or chinese either 😅🤣

    • @mianmuhammadjibran1374
      @mianmuhammadjibran1374 5 лет назад

      Nor can he speak turkish

    • @aestheticallypleasing6753
      @aestheticallypleasing6753 5 лет назад +1

      beautiful wisdom no because all he said in Turkish was üç üç üç üç üç 😂

    • @guilhermeddc7605
      @guilhermeddc7605 5 лет назад +5

      @@gigazelensky actually his Portuguese sounds more like a Slavic language than a latin one, I don't know if it's because of Portuguese accent ( I'm Brazilian)
      Se bem que, se eu estou falando isso pra você eu poderia só ter falado em português mesmo :v

  • @milk-vn2bt
    @milk-vn2bt 5 лет назад +1020

    No one:
    Not a single person:
    Me trying to copy his Donald Trump: *british accent*

  • @NiknikChatz
    @NiknikChatz 3 года назад +7

    Bro, THANK YOU I actually fixed my french accent. The french teacher at school asked me when I got such a good accent

    • @adamwnt
      @adamwnt 3 года назад +1

      incredible hahaha

  • @EmmaMarie-or8tj
    @EmmaMarie-or8tj 5 лет назад +595

    Me, an Austrian person: that’s not what we sound li-
    uhm never mind
    Edit: for those who don’t get what I mean; we actually kinda sound like that, but there are different dialects in different areas

    • @mitzi5007
      @mitzi5007 5 лет назад +13

      We are complaining, crying babies in Slow Motion xDDD

    • @kathismyle
      @kathismyle 5 лет назад +2

      Trueee hahahaha

    • @donata9993
      @donata9993 5 лет назад +5

      Und wie er deutsch imitiert OMG. Ja ich sag da mal nichts zu,

    • @youhavenocluewhoiam4625
      @youhavenocluewhoiam4625 5 лет назад +4

      Oder besser noch sind die Leute die sagen: Oh are the kangoroos nice in Austria?

    • @youhavenocluewhoiam4625
      @youhavenocluewhoiam4625 5 лет назад +3

      Endlich mal wer aus Österreich yay

  • @manuelm4059
    @manuelm4059 5 лет назад +1215

    How to become italian:
    Say "Mamma mia"
    Congratulation, now you're italian.

  • @JackDylanDaniels
    @JackDylanDaniels 5 лет назад +293

    "you're yellow"
    " *_just like me_* "

  • @DerMuskie
    @DerMuskie 4 года назад +38

    Everyone: Getting thousands of likes for making fun of people feeling offended by this
    Me: Finding not a single comment complaining about this video