How To Speak EVERY Language!
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- Опубликовано: 13 окт 2019
- Just follow those steps to speak every language! :D
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Развлечения
The offensiveness goes away because he does it to everyone, it’s called neutralizing
Matilda Kjellsson No its called, Distillation, low concentration to high concentration, pasteurisation
Annd .... It's also funny af 😆😅🤣😂
It was funny, I dont see why people would have to be upset about it
Bloodmoon _Sky/Nightwing exactly
v Pooperz ok nErD
Jk but I don’t know anything about chemistry (I assume it’s chemistry?)
Friends: How do you speak that many languages?
Me: _it’s complicated_
Elite Parodies i love your pic
SG_Gaboox ikr it is great thanks
Why only 4 replies?
Fetendo lmao idk
It is not all the turkish one is not real that was not turkish
Nobody
Turkish : "three,three,three,three"
3 3 3 3 3.3 3 3 3.3 3 3 3.3 3 3 3 3 3.3 3 3 3 3
Helal len
:D
THREE
İç diyo iç 😂
How to speak Dutch if your German:
**Drink alcohol**
Yep exactly lol..it's just a weird way of writing Deutsch.
How to speak Russian: *Drink Vodka*
It works the other way around too!
@@drlavacookies7268 oh no
Lol
Imagine walking by his house and see him filming himself like this...
Waaah!!!! Ur comment really cracked me up!!!! 😂
Aaaaaaaaaah..... I would call the police
XDD
😂😂😂lol
I'M DEAD.😂😂😂😂😂
That duolingo owl:
*Am I a joke to you?*
922 likes and no comments... let me fix that
I hope duolingo won't be mad at me for seeing this 😂😂
Meanwhile at duolingo headquarters
Duolingo: you piece of shit
He thinks everyone is a joke :/
Hes not even funny
manar well that’s ur opinion
It's funny how I'm German and everything was on point to me BUT German xD
I know im german and i didn't understand that one
So denken also die Ausländer über uns...
I'm Polish and for me also German didn't sound like German. The same problem was with Japanese and Austrian. But the rest languages were pretty accurate for me.
I'm not German and I agree, the other ones were all amazing tho
@@eva.m5895 Er selbst (also der Schulte, dieser youtuber) ist selber deutsch
2:34 as someone from an italian family. He forgot to add in being loud as a normal form of communication
THATS NOT TRUE WE AREN’T LOUD
BUT SPANISH PEOPLE ARE LOUDER THAN YOU GUYS.
WHAT ABOUT GERMAN?
@@isabellaanaya4169 yes, that was the joke…😂🤦🏻♀️
“typical american words” why does that kill me-
Anime Weeb also the donald trump language lmfao
Ikr
Forevaaa oh my godd
A seller in germany: “Hello what would you like to buy.”
This guy: “VEVEVEVEVEVE”
The seller: “Ah yes it’s right there.”
Yes XDD
👍
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL YAAAAAASSS you know turkey? I want learn it
Why is greece me but i only know how to fake smile which i do constently im poor
You kill me 😂
-Timestamps-
0:00 Russian (Russia)
0:13 French (France)
0:28 English (England)
0:47 Arabic (Saudi Arabia)
1:02 Japanese (Japan)
1:16 Turkish (Turkey) [My personal favourite]
1:32 Some Random Indian Language [Hindi, Urdu, Bengal or Marathi ?] (India)
1:46 Dutch (The Netherlands)
2:06 English (The United States of America)
2:22 German (Germany)
2:34 Italian (Italy)
2:47 Also Some Random Chinese Language [Mandarin or Cantonese ?] (China)
3:05 Portuguese (Portugal)
3:29 BEWARE !
German (Austria)
3:49 Greek (Greece)
4:06 Spanish (Spain)
4:20 Donald Trump's Monkey Language
Not Bengal.
Oof no Bangla 🇧🇩 ;~;
I think there was no Bangladesh
The Indian language most probably will be Hindi . Yes Hindi is no spoken like that 😅
@@Panyofr india also has bengalis
nobody:
greek: lakis trakis frakis
Friends: What language do you speak?
Me: Donald Trump
1k like
2 comment
Make that 3
Eh , Make that 4
Make that 5
Make that 6 bruh
The only person the duolingo owl is afraid of
I'm dying😂😂😂
He is the chosen one.
He will save us all.
Duolingo: "I fear no man, but that thing... it scares me"
Jonny the murderous squirrel lol so true
Bruh u dont mention croatia😡😡😡😠
2:42 This is PERFECT
I was expecting language learning video, i found something better.
No one:
This guy: neutral racism
Chaotic good
Chaotic kinda true
U don't actually know the meaning of racism I guess
@@nealbulienealbuihgg2299 U don't actually know the meaning of neutral I guess
@@duynguyen4164 please tell me
Me: *copies him*
Mom: *Are you ok?*
😂
Almost 1k likes but only 2 comments
Waaaatt😕
😂😂
In turkish you said: Three rose
Omggg😂😂😂
Djskwkwlslwl yes (ben de türküm bu arada :d)
@@koalakenny5542 slcopvöşajxhıdj
ben üç dürüm diye anlıyorum skdhjndjfjd
HAHAHHAH-
Yalnız Türkçe bana nordik diller ve İtalyanca karışımı gibi geldi dıştan dinleyince jdjdksjdkkdkf
dürüm(wrap🌯) gülüm(my rose 🌹) üç
(three3️⃣) ?????? yes he can speak Turkish.
Ahahahaha wow
i thought he was saying "curriculum" lmao
Wrap my rose three times
@@Typical-Greek gülümü üç kez dür (sar)
@@Kreazive sorry I'm not Turkish, I'm actually greek, I didn't understand, I typed it in google translate, "roll my smile three times"? I don't understand, sorry
Other Languages: It realy sounds like he is talking in that language
German: fö fö fö
A. G. he‘s german lol
As a Russian I disagree
Hab ich mir auch gedacht 😂
Stimmt
Jaaa
People would say that this video is insanely racist but it’s honestly just accurate
Language has no race tho ;)
I mean you are right but some of what he said werent actually accurate like saudi arabia and french
it is AND it’s racist to everyone so it’s fine
it's also Racist Cuz its doesn't Have some languages Like HEBREW
turkish: üç gülüm (it means "my 3 roses")
Üç gülüm
üç gülüm
How to speak Spanish: -the team scores a goal
-"GOLA GOLA GOLAAA"
This man just bullied the whole world XD
Smol Celling fan ikr XD
Haha
Except Philippines. He could never.
@@MissRhossel not only Philippines. 🙄
@@MissRhossel He is just using stereotypes not like bullying
Anyone who says it’s racist it’s not, it’s just using stereotypes
Kizu mmm some stereotypes are racist look up micro aggressions
No they should be scholars as most of them are and are working to be. Thank you for your opinion though.
how to speak Korean:
Step 1: Laugh
Step 2: U get mad
Step 3: U say Random words.
As an italian, I really like the way he pronounced Italian words 😂
I hope you'll upload something soon, it's been way too long.
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
This guy in russian: blyat blyat blyat
*niemand
Apolinaria oiii
Там же его даже нет(
@@user-rx8jr3fg8u самое первое же
For some one don't the meaning of blyat its mean F***
now y’all don’t know what the fuck i just said
I tried to to it along with him and that's crazy, you should try it :) I'm also high af right now so this is even funnier
I ruined ur 666 likes
Yunqing Long Satan is gone
The Dutch sounded like a mix of Italian French and English though..
does german really sounds like this to u skskks?
My brain wasn't ready for this
I speak Spanish....and that was pretty accurate. I'm surprised and strangely flattered
Welcome to another episode of
"Why is dis in my recommendations?"
Lol I will remember this and make a playlist of it😂.
RUclips 's recommendations are Crazy
I have never been happier about a video being in my recommended
@@pinkeupunkeu3253 I am like not sure about it.
Ah yes
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*Walking into a shop in Germany*
All the labels: *VEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVE*
Lmao
Na bist Deutsche
ich dachte, dass da immer ein schritt drei ist aber bei VEVEVEVE hats dann aufgehört :(
ich bin entteuscht
S Green no its weweweewewe cause v is f 😎
@@elias-hy5qe no it isn´t. idk if u are from germany but if u wanna say "vase" you dont pronounce it "fase" but "wase"
Portugal is accurate. Words similar to Spanish but have the Russian accent.🤣
it sounded like everything less portuguese
@@MISSGATCHINHA if you are from the country it very much might dont sound like that.
But many foreigns appoint that portuguese sounds spanish, russian (the Portugal pt)
The brazilian one plp compare more with french.
Greece : "You realize you have no money" 😂😂 2008
Sad- hahahahah
Italy can understand the struggle
@@chiaranotreally1162 well seen
This man single handedly bullied the entire world
Nope ;-;)
Not really :)
Yessss dude
As a joke
but in a funny way
Plot twist: He's the voice actor of the sims characters
o-o
Christine Mislang yup he is xD
Christine Mislang I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING XD
Whutt
What about the ladies tho XD
Duolingo been real quiet since this came out
I honestly thought this video was done in a different way
But damn this is better
Plot twist: he really knows all those language
Even Donald Trump ?
TenTix acctully thats what i Through lol
TenTix tbhhh
I'm Russian °^°
No haha I'm from Holland and it doesn't sound like this😂❤️
"What language do you speak?"
"I speak Donald Trump"
Donald Trumpish
I laughed in every language,man you killed it ,love you 😘,no one made me laugh this hard in months.
1:33
I am an Indian and I seriously almost died laughing from this! 🤣🤣🤣
Listening to other languages: Oh, it looks really similar!
Listening to your own language: OMG What the hell is this?
Actually, I'm Dutch and his Dutch impression was pretty fucking accurate
I speak Brazilian Portuguese and his impression of Portuguese from Portugal is spot on.
The German, though....
im german. i feel you. 😂
The impression of Portuguese was neat hahahahaha
@@laislyra5512 really? Cus I can't see any Portuguese in there
“you count how often england lost in a penalty kick”
I WHEEZED-
rei-rei some how first comment. Same btw 😂
It always amazes me how accurate the Austrian impression is.
Bro, THANK YOU I actually fixed my french accent. The french teacher at school asked me when I got such a good accent
incredible hahaha
Plot twist: he actually knows all the languages
Music at 2:15 you know the name?
Not Portuguese tho
Lol 666 likes
@@koalite2011 not now
Ms. Potato not Russian
me, a native greek speaker, able to form real sentences:
*lakis trakis fakis*
Λακις τρακις βρακακις-
Sevi Playz πεθαίνωωωω 😂
@@graciedrawz3195 τζάμπα το βρακάκι... Μόνο στα τζάμπο!😂
Τι λέω βραδιάτικα μη με παρεξηγείτε.
Παιδιά κλαιωωω 😂😂😂
*λακις τρακις φακις*
Everyone: Getting thousands of likes for making fun of people feeling offended by this
Me: Finding not a single comment complaining about this video
His Italian "R" is perfect though😂
People: you can't make a offensive video without any words
Der schulte: observe
Actually there are written words lol
@@tomsc2007 jhkgkh carai
xD
He speaks some words when he teaches us how to speak american english
@@naosei6021 i mean, you're not wrong..
nobody:
absolutely nobody:
not a single soul:
him in greek: LaKiS tRaKiS fAkIs
He forgot malaka
Not even cpose to greek
@@nikolinarossides4392 τι λες ρε μαλακα
I was your 1000th like. You're welcome
@@nikolinarossides4392 ναι καλά
that is literally how the whole world sees USA (no shade)
PLS, REALLY?
@@katsura1807 pfff yea but unfortunately the american themselves dont know about it only mcdonlad and hotdog
Yeah but we kinda deserve it
@@graceanderson7933 Ikr I am from Texas and all this stuff that has been happening makes me wanna pick up everything and leave
@@maxxie5500 I feel that.
This guy can do abstraction and analogy in a very unique way.
Other languages: Sounds normal
German: *car*
HAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
BMW
Alla Zeroual
LOL
Alla Zeroual AUDI
Kars
I am from Russia. I think you should add “suka blyat” after every word, so you will be almost Russian.
Was i supposed to read it as cyka (i think thats who to spell it) i dont speak russian, my friend is learning it and ive kinda picked up some of the word he uses
только не "сюка", а "сука"
Yayyy
A fellow slavic ppl :D
I'm from Bulgaria uvu
CYKA BLYAT
I am an Indian...
But i know what blyat means...
He had "words" for every language
German: *car sound*
me intentionally trying to stutter so that i don't have to read when teacher tells me to read something ( and thinking i'm nailing it)
4:11
this man prolly voiced for the sims
LMAOOO I WAS THINKING THE SAME
Yessss
Haahhahahahaha
Looool FR tho
It's called Simlish🙂
crush: a cute french guy
me: *_oHh LaLa OoULLlLUlu-_*
w x s t e d c h r i s t i n e lmao
Merci oui oui
@Seven Merci* ^^
@@hexdwight tnks^^
Seven oui oui
As a greek person I can confirm his impersonation is accurate
The fun part is the dutch part was actually a fair build story that was understandable, so follow his advise in case of dutch
The dislikes are from those whose countries didn't get bullied
Space Sheep like brazil
True
Space Sheep he’s being racist
Pão de Batata bom mesmo
Like Iran
Nobody:
He in german: We We We We We We
German: Am I a Joke to You?
Der schulte:Yes, you are
Nobody:
This person: *HE* in german
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He should have gone for the ich mich nich. And it would have been accurate representation of how it sounds to a non speaker
It felt like it
I'm German
Omg, this guy is a star!
I'm from India, and I totally loved it! Thanks :)
honestly the turkish one was very good i hear my cousins (dads side) speaking in turkish a lot and its a lot of üch's
Portugal
“You’re a Spanish guy “
@Inês Rodrigues porque se calhar Portugal está na mesma península e a Língua n é assim tão diferente
Because people always see you both in maps together and don't realize the differences
Como se fosse tão diferente
@@joaovitormatos8147 Não há casa, não há diferença de vocabulário, sou espanhol e entendi tudo o que você disse
Isso é realmente horrível, até aqui no Brasil as pessoas acham que falamos espanhol kkkk
This is offensive, and I love it.
Catherine lol
ikr 😂
Listens to USA one
Me: we LIKE do not like sound like that’s like omg whart da harck
@@oonaverse whaet da hacK liKe awr mygard
This video makes me happy today. love this
This guy is a f***ing genius 👏🏾
I edited the comment so the answers doesn't make any sense
Free Noodle not all of them
I am from India, and I can assure you that HE IS NOT!!!😂😂
Yeaaaah no. Really. French it's not "Euuuuuuh"
Yeah, not at all
No
No one:
Not a single soul:
This guy:You wanna speak sims in every accent
He is the best i have been watching his videos since years
I realy needed this today😂
This guy's russian is better than mine
And I'm a native speaker
NooooooOOO0000... at least you know true Russian words
@@Bromvolod I bet I sound exactly like him to anyone who doesn't know Russian, though 😅
ЛОЛ Я ТУТЦ
same
At least I'm trying!
даров, вжвжвж
This man shows how to speak every language
Me: laughs in finnish
Russians: why i hear boss music incoming?
Torille.
Lol my Best friend is finnish
Juvi YT cool
I have some Finnish relatives, I can't understand a fucking single word of it
I know arabic, russian, turkish, german, french and american english, and that’s soooo accurate 😂😂😂
2:35 as an Italian,i can say that is very accurate, especially the last part👌
It's all fun and humourous until he comes on to your language.
Sooraj Varrma true
Nah, English, Spanish, French, Chinese, Japanese and “Donald trump” were all fine ;)
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@FelineFlame-dj1xl 😌😌 In Spain we talk only with fafffafafafaffafafa
Lol
Everyone: so you’re trying to teach us stuff
But it does sound kinda stereotypical in a way
Him: well yes, but actually no
I don't think it's racist, he's just trying to "imitate" accents/languages from different parts of the world, while not actually speaking any of the languages. He's probably German and did one on Germany as well.
What he IS doing is stereotyping sounds of languages, or trying to copy how it sounds like to non-speakers (I'm spanish and don't think my language sounds like that, but it's not offensive). You may not like it but I wouldn't call a harmless joke racist especially when the guybis stereotyping his own language.
@@crsskll11 yo chill out! It was a joke we all know that It's not racist! ;)
@@andsprite
Sorry. Looking back I probably got too worked up, it just thought the comment was literally saying the video was racist when it really isn't.
nahh, he made fun of everyone so it’s fine lol
True that
This guy has so much talent omg :D
Omg lol. I'm Russian so I love how you do thr impression. But the way you added wife and the music.. Perfect 👌
But can we talk about USA 😂😂😂
Other accents: wow that actually sounds quite like them
My accent: WTF is this I don’t sound like that
Im American and French and i got to say the french was good lmao
True
Spanish its so bad, we dont speak like that xdd
Im italian and now i cringe in the corner...
That was my first impression but now I'm like "wow.. I kinda do sound like that"
Nobody:
This guy: LAKIS TRAKIS FAKIS
Pwpw naiii
Pes yonkamayonka
@@user-ie5xl2ip9q Τι?😂
Ελεος😂
😂😂
How to speak like me :
1.You have something wrong with your breathe
2.You're angry
3.Let's start your own song lyrics or quotes
It’s so fun to come to your language
Me: How many laguages can you speak?
Der Schulte: yes.
ProteanCat dk did it exist already?
ProteanCat ok then i didnt see sry i saw it under an other video with multilangual and there somebody commented it. And I didnt saw somebody here. Then sty
Me as a Russian:
"bruh it's nothing like what we speak"
*2 secs later*
"Yea well maybe lol"
Honestly that’s how I felt about it ((not russian but I’ve been learning the language for awhile now XD))
Русский? Дарроова
Same hahah
Одаа чел, жиза
Same lmao
me too! i’m russian and i was was kinda annoyed then i realized this is what we sound like to others lol
4:38 DONALD:🍌eat banana!😅🤣🤣🤣🤣
He knows every language.
Also he : starts to speak gibberish in every language.😁
No one:
Him speaking German:
*Veveveveveveveveveveve*
German people says :
MAN MATILDA RAUM DEIN ZIMMA AUF GAGAGGAA
also wenn sich deutsch für andere Menschen so anhört... dann hallelujah 😂😂
This guy is actually German, but he didn't used any German words anyways xD
YOUR PROFILE PICCCC JIMIN-SSIIII AHAHAHAHAH😂✌🏻❤️ (i love bts, i’m italian)
I heard "brum brum brum" (sounds when you turn on old car)
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not even the bed bugs on my bed:
Donald Trump: Hello, hello banana
😂😂😂
Pekoooooooooo I’m so weak
Fuyuhiko didn't deserve to be protected
I'M LIKE 1000 :D
Bosnian:
1.Learn all swear words
2.Slow motion
3.Laugh
Serbian, Croatian, Montenegrin: I'll copy your homework
the final "blyaaa-" in russian was pretty accurate 😂
Australian:
Imagine you’re upside down.
😂😂
NotaRUclipsr land down under
Aw yeah nah mate just gotta chuck a snag on the barbie then quickly do a uee at maccas to buy some new thongs at the servo
I was the 1k like
The fact that he's just making things up but they sound like he's actually speaking that language!
He nailed the Greek 😂
He forgot the swearing tho
@@nickhs7725 lol true 😂😂😂😂
italian and japanese were legit though
Not in Portuguese that wasnt even close
he fucked the arabic
Me seeing my country: oH mY gOd s0 aCcUrAtE
His austrian is just on point