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  • Опубликовано: 7 фев 2025

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  • @desktorp
    @desktorp 6 лет назад +266

    ☑ Option 1: Chat with a Pajeet
    ☐ Option 2: Chat with a Bot

    • @shekhawat5917
      @shekhawat5917 6 лет назад +12

      2

    • @advancedcitizen77
      @advancedcitizen77 6 лет назад +8

      david esktorp I got one enjoy a solid round of bullshit with good old Pajeet

    • @desktorp
      @desktorp 3 года назад +3

      @Adriel Philip I like how these 2 fake accounts you're using were created within 24 hours of eachother

    • @happygofishing
      @happygofishing 3 месяца назад

      POO IN DA LOO

  • @SK-iv4ml
    @SK-iv4ml 6 лет назад +59

    Another question is whether anything is actually deleted when you cancel your account. I'd be willing to bet they just set a flag in some database to mark is as 'deleted', while keeping all the data they collected on you.

    • @tomtemple69
      @tomtemple69 Год назад

      All of them do this, that's why I fake all my data, birthday, name, email, all of that, I use completely different info for every site

  • @channel11121
    @channel11121 6 лет назад +231

    Luke just needed to purge his purchase history :^)

    • @LeMeccerino
      @LeMeccerino 6 лет назад +16

      @DrDonkey Hey you save 5 cents a can for a 36 pack of Monster Energy Zero Ultra.

    • @kusumabhat6609
      @kusumabhat6609 2 года назад +2

      .

  • @gregf9160
    @gregf9160 4 года назад +50

    I went through exactly this. It's atrocious and they should be legally obliged to just provide a one-click delete account option. I live in Europe and how they are _still_ getting away with this is utterly beyond me.

    • @YeloPartyHat
      @YeloPartyHat 4 месяца назад

      File a GDPR complaint for us and have their money taken.

  • @RodgerCrocket
    @RodgerCrocket 6 лет назад +506

    "Of course I can escape Amazon, I can escape all forms of spyware AND big tech, watch this!"
    *Installs Ubuntu*

    • @TheManalishiDE
      @TheManalishiDE 6 лет назад +37

      Not sure if you're joking. askubuntu.com/questions/565746/why-does-the-latest-build-of-ubuntu-have-an-amazon-button

    • @baileyharrison1030
      @baileyharrison1030 6 лет назад +51

      I never understood why Ubuntu has an Amazon button. It’s been there for at least 6 years at this point.

    • @sk8sbest
      @sk8sbest 6 лет назад +7

      loled

    • @fatheragnostus
      @fatheragnostus 6 лет назад +9

      you misspelled devuan

    • @soggycatgirl
      @soggycatgirl 6 лет назад +41

      @@baileyharrison1030 They probably pay ubuntu a lot of money to get that shortcut

  • @kuretaxyz
    @kuretaxyz 6 лет назад +235

    "I'm not gonna stand here in the middle of the woods, talking on the phone, and seem like an idiot..."
    * stands there in the middle of the woods, talking on the phone *

  • @M4tth2w
    @M4tth2w 6 лет назад +110

    deleting your Blizzard account literally requires you too send them a copy of your ID...

    • @electric26
      @electric26 4 года назад +21

      That's legal?? I have Overwatch but I'm considering deleting it anyway, just because of that if not for anything else.

    • @g00zik97
      @g00zik97 4 года назад +17

      what the fuck

    • @PsycosisIncarnated
      @PsycosisIncarnated 3 года назад +2

      Yeah they want my fcking id card to change my profiles phone number and it was a very old throaway number i used. What the hell.

    • @wackonaut
      @wackonaut 3 года назад

      Don’t worry, they’re getting what they deserve for many things

    • @lennart3100
      @lennart3100 2 года назад +1

      Had some other site that required id for verication as well, just so they can make sure it's really you deleting your account. Kind of ironic that I have to give them more of my data to get my data deleted. At least I could make most of my information unreadable and they accepted it.

  • @CarloLobrano
    @CarloLobrano 6 лет назад +7

    You probably never had to delete your "account" in a remote bookstore in the '90, the one of those that sent books by postal service. It took me months, not just 24-48 hours and several mails too

  • @AndrewErwin73
    @AndrewErwin73 5 лет назад +30

    I remember when when Amazon only sold books.

    • @KingFahtah
      @KingFahtah 3 года назад +16

      I remember book shops.

  • @miller42
    @miller42 6 лет назад +46

    BEZOSED

  • @sudodoas
    @sudodoas 4 года назад +27

    Leaving Amazon is more difficult than installing gentoo.

  • @ltxr9973
    @ltxr9973 4 года назад +7

    I hate how they don't give you email addresses anymore and do everything through either what you've described or web forms.
    When deleting accounts, you can really feel how they don't want you too. But when facebook and amazon do goofy shit like this, that's one thing. I got really angry when I wanted to change my telephone company and found out they now do it like this too.

  • @quidquopro1185
    @quidquopro1185 4 года назад +5

    "It is much harder then it should be" It is by design. Like you said, they do not want you to leave so they make it so painful no one wants to.

  • @coldgaze420
    @coldgaze420 5 месяцев назад +1

    I got fired at amazon so i made them delete my shopping account. I lost the job for taking a vto

  • @ZorgFS
    @ZorgFS 6 лет назад +26

    You know Luke, I'm here with you, I've quit google (well yo can't just quit you know, but limit as hard as possible) in 2014. And I'm now understanding Richard Stallman more and more... He is alone, but we could change that, although I think it will soon be like real underground if you want them to respect you privacy... So.. yeah... and here in Russia it's getting WAAAAY worse than ever, second China i call it

  • @alexandergraf1454
    @alexandergraf1454 4 года назад +7

    Today I wanted to rm a file on my arch linux. Bash ordered me to talk to Jeff, Bill and Steve first.

    • @der0keks
      @der0keks 3 года назад +3

      should have used sudo rm, that way you only need to confirm with Richard.

  • @salvatoreshiggerino6810
    @salvatoreshiggerino6810 6 лет назад +29

    I had the same experience with Audible, decided to try it out because just about every RUclipsr but Luke keeps shilling it. Turned out audiobooks made my mind wander even more than real books, so it was a total waste. So I cancelled the subscription, and was surprised to see they charged me the next month too. Turns out you had to wait for a really slow-loading confirmation screen to come up to *actually* delete the account, which made me go 🤔.
    Now they say that you should not attribute to malice what could be attributed to incompetence, but I don't believe for a second Amazon doesn't have the technical know-how to make a subscription cancellation confirmation show up in a timely manner.

    • @salvatoreshiggerino6810
      @salvatoreshiggerino6810 6 лет назад

      Also, I just remembered. I tried getting rid of my Cabify because they kept sending me emails in Spanish despite having set my language to English. But of course there was no delete button, so I had to email some VIVA LA RAZA guy and give him my passport number, which isn't something I really carry on myself normally.

    • @tomtemple69
      @tomtemple69 Год назад

      ​@@salvatoreshiggerino6810just put them in your spam folder and block sender

  • @arbitrarilyclose
    @arbitrarilyclose 6 лет назад +61

    Zoom zoom zoomers

    • @sk8sbest
      @sk8sbest 6 лет назад +2

      he never does it

    • @desktorp
      @desktorp 6 лет назад +2

      @@sk8sbest he will

  • @bbseal6174
    @bbseal6174 6 лет назад +53

    3:54 Nice voice crack luke, you can hang out with us zoomers now.

    • @Mark-ep4bj
      @Mark-ep4bj 6 лет назад +1

      Shcore ;-;' *jazz hands.jpeg

  • @NeuroScientician
    @NeuroScientician 5 лет назад +11

    I used to work in one of their labor camps, literally loading people into an ambulance as they kept passing out... :D

  • @mika7468
    @mika7468 6 лет назад +27

    *_i'm not gonna stand here in the middle of the woods and seem like an idiot because i'm talking to some robot_*
    *_i'm not gonna do that_*

  • @or2kr
    @or2kr 6 лет назад +9

    On paper I succesfully quitted Facebook, but I didn't because I still use WhatsApp. Getting other people to move to Signal is difficult :(

    • @bitnatures
      @bitnatures 6 лет назад +4

      I really like Telegram and, surprisingly, a lot of my friends use it.

    • @or2kr
      @or2kr 6 лет назад +6

      @@bitnatures The issue with Telegram is that the app isn't really transparent regarding the users information. That and the fact that you have to enable the encryted messaging for each chat kinda defies the logic for me

  • @mos6581com
    @mos6581com 6 лет назад +25

    Thankfully I could just toss a GDPR letter their way and wait a month.

    • @CoWinkKeyDinkInc
      @CoWinkKeyDinkInc 6 лет назад +13

      @@SaHaRaSquad the GDPR is enforceable with any person who is in the EU, that includes foreigners and even tourists, so it will be hard for Amazon to prove that the person is not in Europe or an EU citizen

    • @mos6581com
      @mos6581com 6 лет назад +10

      @@SaHaRaSquad I just report them to the ICO and let my government ream them.

    • @Mark-ep4bj
      @Mark-ep4bj 6 лет назад +6

      OMG THATS COMMUNISM, MUH FREE MARKET

    • @YeloPartyHat
      @YeloPartyHat 4 месяца назад

      Did this work? I used this and did not get far.

  • @c.deg.7982
    @c.deg.7982 6 лет назад +76

    Is shutting down your Amazon account as hard as installing Arch?

    • @remember-to-forget
      @remember-to-forget 6 лет назад +48

      managed to install arch and Amazon's still there so

    • @milkyway208O
      @milkyway208O 3 года назад

      @@wackbyte you can say that to anything.

  • @dudeIMaBEAR
    @dudeIMaBEAR Год назад +1

    Bro, I “deleted” my Facebook account years ago. They did the 60 just in case you change your mind thing. I didn’t. Years later I got the VR quest 2. Meta said “you want to keep using your vr headset? Then you need to link your Facebook account, or else.
    So I went and used my old email to start a new one. Guess what? They never deleted it. They never delete it. I deleted all my photos and everything else before closing it. Now I’m sure they still have all of it.

  • @YeloPartyHat
    @YeloPartyHat 4 месяца назад

    I went to delete my AWS account, and they claimed to require payments, and I have to file multiple legal complaints against them to get it done. It literally took 2 months of back and forth to delete the account. Insanity. Truly scum.

  • @savantshuia
    @savantshuia 3 года назад +4

    I went exactly through this with Supercell but I remember a time when it was actually impossible to delete your Supercell ID.

  • @zebnat
    @zebnat 6 лет назад +4

    EU laws forces companies to let the user delete his account. Some websites implemented it in a way that you can only deactivate it, so you can't login again but all your data like comments its still there and public...

    • @YeloPartyHat
      @YeloPartyHat 4 месяца назад

      That is illegal under GDPR and you can make a complaint to the governing body

  • @jonathanhirschbaum6754
    @jonathanhirschbaum6754 6 лет назад +13

    Apparently you never tried to delete Adobe subscription and account....

  • @theodore2495
    @theodore2495 6 лет назад +18

    stop calling me a zoomer

  • @kendawg_mcawesome
    @kendawg_mcawesome 6 лет назад +7

    Man, this makes downgrading my Dropbox seem easy.

  • @airknytt
    @airknytt 4 месяца назад

    DUDE finally i’m not crazy that exact thing happened to me with paypal. I’ve been stuck halfway through the paypal business account setup for like 2 years cause i don’t wanna talk to customer service 😭

  • @matthewcaylor342
    @matthewcaylor342 6 лет назад +4

    Where I actually use my amazon account. I get free prime thanks to my work. Shame we don't have a law like in parts of Europe that gives you the right to have any data pertaining to you deleted. I feel sorry for any bot trying to process my spending habits....I do hobbyist Linux builds and costuming. XD

  • @neur0303
    @neur0303 6 лет назад +19

    Luke what happened to the "are we programmed to invent riddles" and the "geocities unaboomer website" livestreams? I got a notification but the videos were removed

    • @neur0303
      @neur0303 6 лет назад

      @@bashisobsolete.pythonismyn6321 my notification said riddles

  • @MouhamedHG
    @MouhamedHG 6 лет назад +15

    Ok i am at the minute 1:20 and already i want to delete my Amazon account

  • @gradientO
    @gradientO 3 года назад +3

    Anyone after AWS de-platformed Parler?

    • @comment1652
      @comment1652 3 года назад

      They didn’t deplatform Parler. The moved Parler over to their new noserver platform. :)

  • @dana_t0ebdot
    @dana_t0ebdot 5 лет назад +7

    When you watch a 10 month old video and he is exactly right that I'm watching on a Saturday morning

  • @omegaz2398
    @omegaz2398 6 лет назад +2

    There is nothing surprising, actually. How to fully delete your account? Database developer goes to delete all your records from all tables? and go back to backup database to delete? They can't, your identity's primary key is connected with millions of other records that is not just you. So long story short, NOT POSSIBLE technically to delete your account in 90% cases, no one can delete your account. Unless you logged in to todo list.

  • @ChillerDragon
    @ChillerDragon 4 года назад +14

    3:20 big respect for having the balls to admit you searched on yt how to delete a account :D

  • @realwizardry834
    @realwizardry834 6 лет назад +40

    Allah bless you forestman

  • @mupmuptv
    @mupmuptv 4 года назад +4

    i forgot my facebook password, lost my phone number, and my main gmail. boom! i'm now free from facebook

  • @ltxr9973
    @ltxr9973 6 лет назад +2

    It took me like 5 years to delete my facebook account. At least during that time I could find quite a few chicks there

  • @SimGunther
    @SimGunther 6 лет назад +3

    Once you go zooming through the Amazon, you can never zoom out

  • @ArniesTech
    @ArniesTech 2 года назад +1

    Not the boomer we deserve but the boomer we need 🙏

  • @nighthaste9763
    @nighthaste9763 3 года назад +3

    Anyone try deleting a Bethesda account? You practically have to hire a lawyer to do it.

  • @gavinvales8928
    @gavinvales8928 6 лет назад +17

    i was literally just thinking where were you

  • @DraxuGG
    @DraxuGG 6 лет назад +3

    Time To Walk Out The Door. Data Collection No More.

  • @BobArctor
    @BobArctor 6 лет назад +1

    I tried to do the same thing! Apparently you can do it but it requires a ton of steps to delete your account. Still haven't gotten around to it.

  • @an2qzavok
    @an2qzavok 6 лет назад

    Maybe it's just really a big hassle to purge data from their sql database.

  • @cam2291
    @cam2291 6 лет назад +28

    ghanoo+daddy waited until saturday morning just for the meme

  • @jan_harald
    @jan_harald 6 лет назад

    well...
    last *I* checked they DID have a "delete my account" button hidden in the "help" section...
    guess they may have removed that, idk

  • @darksevenmaster5398
    @darksevenmaster5398 Год назад

    This is also thing with crypto exchange i asked them to delete my data from your database and i had simlar experience with Pajeet

  • @k7casca982
    @k7casca982 6 лет назад +37

    I eat sand

    • @Cobalt985
      @Cobalt985 6 лет назад +2

      When I'm out of sand I just chew on nail files

    • @primarchpavel1457
      @primarchpavel1457 6 лет назад +5

      I buy packages of sand from Amazon

    • @CrissPivot
      @CrissPivot 6 лет назад +2

      @@Cobalt985 have you try the delicious sanding paper?

    • @victorjo7918
      @victorjo7918 6 лет назад +2

      and maybe you poop processors...

  • @Midnightrave69
    @Midnightrave69 2 года назад +1

    Real question: who's blasting Post Malone in the bgm

  • @chadbrukowski9400
    @chadbrukowski9400 6 лет назад +2

    Rare footage outside of the log cabin

  • @bricks7000
    @bricks7000 6 лет назад +2

    Luke, what can we do, they took our GNU/Linux, they took our internet, they took our memes! Where do we go now?

  • @jnelen22
    @jnelen22 6 лет назад

    Not a meme reply, but I unforntually use amazon to make purchases of random tech shit because it is next to impossible to get anything like that here in the stix.

  • @veganstoiclinuxwarriormonk8187
    @veganstoiclinuxwarriormonk8187 6 лет назад

    We're all fucked.

  • @teuphil
    @teuphil 6 лет назад +2

    was that spitting some kind of performance against data collection?

  • @xSh4dowNinja
    @xSh4dowNinja 6 лет назад +8

    What is the background music?

    • @pmz558
      @pmz558 5 лет назад +3

      Boomer music

  • @Yaxqb
    @Yaxqb 6 лет назад +23

    💣boomer 📣ranting 🗣️in the 🌳 woods 🔎 zoomers

  • @danielbelmir0
    @danielbelmir0 2 года назад

    I still need to delete my fb account, they locked me out when I started deleting my content.

  • @hongtanke
    @hongtanke 5 лет назад

    if you curse a lot the automated systems will take you to a higher tier of customer service

  • @caremyok
    @caremyok 5 лет назад +1

    thanks for the reveal their fucking policy

  • @ethg7218
    @ethg7218 4 года назад +7

    3:54 that voice crack

  • @sasakanjuh7660
    @sasakanjuh7660 6 лет назад +2

    That title was enough to make my day :D

  • @nevoyu
    @nevoyu 4 года назад

    I've never purchased something from Amazon.com

  • @donnaken15
    @donnaken15 5 лет назад

    I got my Amazon account deleted and now I can't watch the entire Problem Solverz season 1 I purchased there lol

    • @needthistool
      @needthistool 5 лет назад +4

      >what are torrents

    • @donnaken15
      @donnaken15 5 лет назад

      Yeah but every rip is kind of just 360p CN watermark

    • @needthistool
      @needthistool 5 лет назад +5

      ​@@donnaken15 Ah. Bummer.
      Then I would suggest buying a pirate hat, keeping that Amazon subscription, and becoming the hero you wish to see in the world. :^))
      Also if you haven't used it already IIRC students can get Prime for free for a year so if it's just the one show you care about then there you go

    • @donnaken15
      @donnaken15 5 лет назад +2

      I bought it to see if the HD for the show was there but it was literally just as crap as a CN rip.
      I don't have or will ever care about Prime, like I don't with other paying subscriptions because I don't think it's worth it to me.

  • @alegos500
    @alegos500 6 лет назад +11

    I love GDPR

  • @aonoymousandy7467
    @aonoymousandy7467 5 лет назад

    Just don't renew your prime membership, SIMPLE!

  • @brandonwombacher2559
    @brandonwombacher2559 2 года назад +1

    Everything that you put on the internet, stays on the internet

  • @ClutchTFS
    @ClutchTFS 5 лет назад

    Ebay is better in everyway imo

  • @oddbob6230
    @oddbob6230 6 лет назад +2

    If I delete my account, how am I gonna get Varg's books?

    • @LukeSmithxyz
      @LukeSmithxyz  6 лет назад +4

      Let me save your time: it's all the placenta.

  • @robertoyungfang
    @robertoyungfang 6 лет назад +3

    Luke got lost in the woods for a week

  • @cookiedestroyer402
    @cookiedestroyer402 6 лет назад

    Don't know where to ask this so I'm going to ask here.
    Is there any good (hopefully terminal) way to play music playing live on youtube? becoming a fan of lo fi channels.

    • @LundMr1
      @LundMr1 6 лет назад +2

      You need yturl for this to work.
      mpv --no-video "$(yturl )"

  • @werdwerdus
    @werdwerdus 2 года назад

    what does he keep saying regarding the chat live chat? Pajit? Pocheet? subtitles thinks it's Apogee. idk if it's some kind of Indian telemarketer slur or what?

    • @savosarven458
      @savosarven458 2 года назад

      Yeah. Pajeet. I think it's a common Indian name. Like calling Germans Hans.

    • @werdwerdus
      @werdwerdus 2 года назад

      @@savosarven458 i looked it up. it seems to be exclusively used by ethnocentric or xenocentric people, such as the creator of this video

  • @SGOrava
    @SGOrava 6 лет назад +1

    Amazon sucks.

  • @user-hi8jf1hu4p
    @user-hi8jf1hu4p 4 года назад +3

    [VERY STRONG ACCENT] Hello sir this is Amazon customer service you're speaking with Luke Smith today how may I help you?

  • @williamnelson792
    @williamnelson792 6 лет назад

    I am enjoying my Saturday morning.

  • @janekkrawiecki4654
    @janekkrawiecki4654 4 года назад

    deleting facebook is worse

  • @sarundayo
    @sarundayo 6 лет назад

    "Not going to sit here in the woods and talk on the phone"
    >Proceeds to talk to the phone in the woods

  • @chopcooey
    @chopcooey 6 лет назад

    business account lets you have a doughnut button fk yeah

  • @tmuet3653
    @tmuet3653 4 года назад

    "pudge eat"? now that's a tad *problematic*!

  • @theseeker4104
    @theseeker4104 6 лет назад

    I have a question for i3 gaps I have my media keys mapped to vol up and down but I would like to see a notification bar on top showing that the volume is changing. Is there a way to do this

  • @yoshi314
    @yoshi314 6 лет назад

    isn't that called the dark pattern?

  • @LundMr1
    @LundMr1 6 лет назад

    Follow your instructions. Now in outer space. How to get bak?

  • @aiviskri
    @aiviskri 6 лет назад +2

    Thank god I live in Europe where we have GDPR and stuff like that...

  • @alrightsquinky7798
    @alrightsquinky7798 5 лет назад

    PayPal Business accounts give you a donut button? What other secrets are you hiding from us, Luke?!

  • @lkron5741
    @lkron5741 6 лет назад +1

    zoom(er) zoom(er) - Mazda

  • @bruderdasisteinschwerermangel
    @bruderdasisteinschwerermangel 6 лет назад +1

    here we go shitposting in the comment section again

  • @remember-to-forget
    @remember-to-forget 6 лет назад

    gdpr; right to be forgotten?

    • @LundMr1
      @LundMr1 6 лет назад

      Only werks for EU-citizens.

  • @ezioarno15
    @ezioarno15 6 лет назад

    rant in the woods
    found lu..
    found lu..
    luke papi, found luke papi

  • @Supertimegamingify
    @Supertimegamingify 4 года назад

    I knew it was awful before, but it's got _worse?_

  • @cholewciax
    @cholewciax 3 года назад +1

    Fortunately, in Europe we got GDPR with a "right to be forgotten". ✌

  • @lucywucyyy
    @lucywucyyy 4 года назад

    thats royally fucked up

  • @daviddicusara6523
    @daviddicusara6523 6 лет назад

    Guess what it's not a saturday for me

  • @tomtemple69
    @tomtemple69 Год назад

    I make like 30 different accounts for amazon for free prime lol

  • @janiskirilko3859
    @janiskirilko3859 6 лет назад +1

    Lukes beard is weird - weirdbeard!!! sudo pacman -Rs beard

  • @jozefkomaromy1933
    @jozefkomaromy1933 6 лет назад

    why the fuck do i hear post malone ?

  • @benjamingmsousa
    @benjamingmsousa 4 года назад +1

    3:54 - 3:55