EFAP Movies #25: Extraction with Jay Exci, JLongBone, ChaseFace, Porcus and Moriarty
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- Опубликовано: 8 фев 2025
- Get your power tools, barbeques and slabs of meat, it's time for us to have a sit down and enjoy a good ol fashioned action movie with Thor himself!
The crew take a detour from modern shitty movies to simply have some fun with Extraction, a film that has quite a simple story jam packed with some stellar action.
Edited by Goger - / satus21
Rags "Thank God there were no civilians back there"
Me "THE CIVILIANS HAD THEIR CHANCE"
Captain Walker that you?
@@bittern4464 Umm I believe you mean Captain Farmboy?!
Well, if you throw a grenade anywhere in India you'll probably hit this or that pathetic civilian anyway.
@@gergelylaufer if Ganesh wills it so
Not gonna lie when Chris Hemsworth straight up bitch slapped a child, I wheezed so hard I coughed. It was so unintentionally comedic.
I agree
I'm not sure if it was intentional or not- its just too perfect
Now he can play Fat Geralt.
Can we all just agree that he shoulda played Snoke, that way Major Lee and Tonald’s criticism would be so much more accurate.
omg not gonna lie? like literally tbh ngl? omg ngl I like literally can't even right now tbh omg
Obligatory praise to goger. The editor of this efap movies.
HAIL GOGER!
In all seriousness well done
flannel wearing Mewlbs made me snort
AND then Fry's QI!
Be still my beating heart
The editing made it watchable, this one just wasn't that good.
Hell, yeah. Again, this isn't a rage. As in there's SOME criticism and things, but its not a terrible movie with something stupid every 4 frames. So there's less funnies and commentary than the other EFAP movies. And so the editing elevates and makes up for it.
Thanks based gogurt
*Unbridled praise
This was a nice surprise.
I agree with MauLer. I treat this movie like an 80s action flick. And compared to what we're being served up today, I'd take movies like this. They're not high budget CGI trash. The teams are forced to be creative. The actors have to act. The makers have to give a damn. They clearly did, here.
p.s. I'm from India. India's education system is in English. There's regional languages, but primarily, for global convenience (ease of doing international business, and banking and networking) its English, including official government business and documents (Hindi and English).
I think as a directorial debut for Sam Hargrave it was pretty great. Just a fun action movie.
So is it true people will just switch between Hindi and English mid-conversation
@@Thatonepersonyouheard we not only switch we interweave a lot. Meaning we would use English words randomly while speaking Hindi or any other regional language.
@consistenly inconsistent Yes. We have a special term for it. "Hinglish". Its...not exactly a dialect. But its a style of talking.
Hey, no different than France. Those folks switch between English and French mid sentence. At least, these days.
@@valentinegonsalves7322 so Kinda like Shiac in Newbrunswick canada where they alternate and weavebbetween english and french, and somehow have an accent in both languages
Here to clarify about the pinky cutting point! Rags is correct! One instance I can think of is how Japanese yakuza cut off their pinkies (or atleast parts of it) after failures. This goes back to Japanese swordsmanship but it is applicable to most other things. When gripping thr sword or really anything the pinky is extremely important for keeping a tight grip. Going back to the yakuza, cutting off one's pinky would make one worse at gripping one's sword, making them worse at fighting, and forcing them to be more dependant on others to fight for them.
TLDR: Rags was right about pinky and he is a good boy
This is a great comment.
Yep. Rags blew my mind too.
I'm aware of "breaking fingers so henchmen cannot hold guns anymore".
But didn't think about this bit. Neat.
>cutting off your pinky is supposed to make you weaker and more dependent on a fight
Someone didn't give Lt Kuze the memo lmao
@@bittern4464 Nice reference lol. Atleast he mainly used his fists to fight so it wasn't as big of a deal. As for when he fought with a pipe I think he gripped it with his good hand.
@@mattarcher8103 yeah, not to mention that Kuze is so fucking hard I don't think he'd let that effect him, he'd just fight harder to make up for it
I agree. Rags'sss is a good boy. I would like to pat him
Only 15 minutes in, but if you didn't know this useless fact, the really bushy bearded guy with the ponytail and bolt action rifle, is in fact the director of the movie and is also the stunt double for chris evans for captain America
Edit: Hopefully Mauler sees this to help them with the plot maybe
another possible fact that might be useful, (I'm towards the end now) supposedly this shares the same universe as the movie The Old Guard. A show or movie about immortal warriors who, after dying, come back to fight evil or whatever.
If you didn't give him money, he for sure didn't see this.
@@clutchesofevil4206 What a shitty and unaccurate comment.
Twitter is a bettee bet to get him
@@janinecat1865 oh well. I don't have twitter, and I don't really wanna get it. It's not a huge deal if he doesn't see this, at least the people who've liked it know and they can talk about it👍
@@rexnas8150 I know that he reads comments on his vids. He has taken up an argument that I made, in response to some of his criticism of LoTR. And that wasn't even a highly liked comment.
For what it's worth military helmets are pretty good at protecting your head, but pretty bad at stopping you from getting a concussion.
It's because most helmets are built to deflect rounds; but they can only limit dispersing the kinetic energy.
Which in tbe case of a concussion or a bullet, I would take the concussion.
@@angelsofblood9879 Oh for sure, there is a reason you don't use a motorcycle helmet in war. I was just commenting on how punching someone in the helmet might give them a concussion, taking them out of the fight temporarily
@@devyboo2, right on.
Isn't that the opposite of protecting your head?
@@clutchesofevil4206 Hey if you get hit in the head with shrapnel or debris and only wind up with a concussion I would consider that an optimal outcome.
There is a neat Insider video breaking down the "one-shot" scene.
Also, the cameraman (who is also the director) did actually go over a ledge and drop on wires when they fall back down to the street.
Hell, yeah. Director is a stuntman (just like in John Wick's case). Sam Hargrave. He's doubled for folks like Chris on Russo's Avengers outings.
I don’t expect them to reply, but Mauler and EFAP, I’ve been watching your content for over a year now and I am so happy to see people who care so much about writing. I haven’t really ever been able to have other people understand why I am so passionate about good writing until I found EFAP. I am very lucky to have found a community of people with similar yet also different opinions about movies, shows, etc. Thank you for providing fun and thorough content. I know people become upset sometimes with how long your videos are, but I find them informative and insightful to why you have a certain opinion on whatever you are covering. Thank you for all of your hard work EFAP!
I wish they were around when I took film study in University. My paperwork would be very interesting.
He reads almost all of them, even if he doesn't reply
@@reallycool Is this a fact, or something you tell people to give them hope?
No, the EFAP crew are cowards and full of toxicity! *smug ross*
The choreography in that knife fight is so great
A man cuts his pinky off and Chase says nothing about how the Yakuza do this as a form of punishment? The worst kind of weeaboo
1:01:45 Skeletor: He-man you shot me....
It's always a treat when the gang does a Skeletor voice.
“Im dying He-Man”
He sounds so sad and betrayed
Thank you for posting this gem of a time stap 🤣👍🙏
This efap movies was so much fun. genuinely laughing while enjoying the shots.
Yea I actually had a hard time focusing on the commentary because I was invested in what I was seeing in the movie. That never happens
Rags love ya but using a bolt action rifle as a sniper rifle is much much better than a semi automatic rifle.
There are many reasons but the main one is accuracy.
Bolt actions will lock the round in the camber the same way every time insuring the same starting position as the last round. Where as a semi auto will pump dust carbon and other contaminants into the chamber changing the rounds starting position inside the chamber.
Bolt action rifles can be a true free float barrel where as semi can not. The advantage is giving the barrel better sway after the shot giving the round smoother exit resulting in better accuracy.
Bolt action rifles are still used in the U.S army the m24 and the xm 2010 were our two main ones both bolt action. We would carry semi autos but would never use them for first shot, they were mainly there for emergencies.
Yeah I was really confused that someone who seems to know quite a bit about guns would make that comment.
bolt action rifles aren't inherently more accurate than semi-auto rifles, that's pure gamer logic since you need to balance the slow rate of fire somehow....
in the real world the reason many high caliber rifles are bolt action is because the recoil impulse of a high caliber round in a semi or full auto rifle would be highly unpleasant to the shooter and slow his/her fire rate anyway. It's more about reducing the mass moving inside the gun than it is changes in accuracy, which in a combat situation are so minor as to not matter to the soldier using it.
This myth needs to die...
@@petriew2018 no your wrong. Bolt action rifles are used because they can be built to have a lower minute of angle. Because of reasons I stated above. Nothing to do with caliber. And nothing to do with "reducing mass moving inside the gun" wut? Semi simply cannot reproduce round placement in the chamber better than Bolt action can. I was a U.S sniper for 6 years in the mid 00s. And have fired many different types of guns. Semi autos tend to have 1.5-2.5 minutes where's I've shot Bolt with less than .5 minutes. Semi auto just cannot place rounds in the camber with the same accuracy.
You are all wrong and know nothing about guns! *smug ross*
@@sparkypack damn got me
So I always enjoy these EFAP Movies but I just wanna give props to Goger's edits for shit like the hands he gave to Mauler at 5:03 cause it's a perfect example of adding a bit of life to these people in a way we cant always see. (there's loads of other things I always enjoy in both this and other videos but there was this weird moment of warmth in my heart I felt at the specific example I used)
BEAUTIFUL
XD
Maybe listen and evaluate what everyone says and you can also get a picture of what these people are like c:
Guess animated hands do the same
Goger takes excellent material and turns it into ART. WHADGA BRING ME?!
WHADJAH*
I'm surprised Jay didn't leave after 20 minutes because he needed to do something like sleep.
She/he isn't that much of an addition anyway. (forgot.. *smug ross* 😏)
@@sparkypack Good thing that the righteous kicking is always delivered upon them/it in the end…
Jay's role in life is to say stupid things that get made into memes.
@Strike Striker jay is a trans woman
Last time I checked she's okay with either he or she, so no biggie here
@@arenkai
In other words, a Xdresser dude.
I believe the director of this movie was also the cameraman for a lot of scenes
Ye he's a stunt actor. I think he was Chris Evans stunt double for captain America. I THINK lol
Yeah he was the bearded sniper
Then he is twice the man that Snyder is. I could not only see the action, but loved it.
An actual good movie that came out within the past five years? EFAP, you spoil us
21:56 -- R A finally makes a cameo appearance, after all these years.
I like how they're fucking around but notice when an aspect of the movie gets impressive after half an hour
Great editing in this one, both from Goger and in the movie itself. The car chase sequence was insane.
I watched it for the action sequences
This was one of the movie where I didn't need subtitles for languages other than English 😁
For me Bangladesh is just next doors only an hour flight to the capital where the movie is mainly set
(can confirm when you leave the Indian Borders the Color tint Changes)
🤫🤫
Credit to the filmmakers for keeping the language rules straight. Hindi, Bengali and English.
I understand its hard for Western audiences without subs. But damn, feels more authentic thay way. And you can always add subs.
Much love from Mumbai.
That editing at the end when the Batwoman theme came in had me in stiches.
Whoever shot that 12-hour-long one shot action sequence deserves their oscar... assuming oscars are still worth anything anymore...
No. No they are not.
Jay returns after a 9 million years slumber! Luckly for all those people who want Jay to be kicked, Jay wouldn't be back for 45 septillion years, as the time between Jay's appearances on efap become exponentially longer between one another.
I mean she IS the 14th Doctor obviously
B I G O N I O N !
The sleeper Meta Jay Exci
hurrraahh! 🥳
@@crpalstuck2966 >she
My favorite movie of last year.
Thanks for the QI reference. I was thinking of that exact clip when I saw the mustached police. So by that standards, editor, you alright in my book (y)
So since they are watching a movie with a lot of one shots… does this predict that EFAPs next movie will be 1917
I found 1917 overrated. Pasteurized, pandering, and failing to commit to its chosen form.
that'd be cool
@@SacClass650 I found it to be fucking amazing lol.
@@helenline1790 It's good, but I was disappointed by it. I found it to be gimmicky. Painfully average.
@@SacClass650
Good, but average? Not sure what sense that makes, but ok lol.
It's been two years, we're bound to get the White Chicks vs The Prestige debate any day now
To @Rags on 20:59 There is actually a little hitch on the outer side of AK-47th magazine (witch facing muzzle when it's attached), you can pool down magazine's spring with in and also see how much ammo left. Convinient in firefight, just tuch it and you know approximate ammount ammount of ammunition left in magazine.
Fantastic work Groger! That was top tier EFAP editing.
I LOVE Australian women's accents! Olive Newton John had it GOING!
The editing on this video is god tier! Amazing work Goger!
Press F to pay respects to Trucky.
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Yes, Fringy is the Drax of EFAP. Rags is the Xander.
The guy with the Clone Wars take sounds like Wesley.
Edit: oh and Moriarty is James Spader!
Edit again: And J-longbone is the two hilbilly fishpeople, sitting at the border of Bikini Bottom in the Spongebob movie, where King Neptune lost his crown!
I get that a lot, actually. "Robert California"
@@reallycool I feel like you're using this to your advantage, in your videos, no?😏
Ok. The, "bring me an ambulance" line was great and you didn't get enough laughs in response so this is me acknowledging that it was funny as fuck.
One of the better Netflix films for sure.
That one shot was great
And bigman Hemsworth beating up kids is something I didn’t know I wanted
1:01:46 absolutely killed me, just like He-Man did to Skeletor.
Chris Hemsworth
Chris Pine
Chris Pratt
Chris Evans
Chris Redfield
Pretty much just the same person.
This proves if your name is Chris, you're probably a massive chad with a lot of selfless heroic qualities and upper body strength.
Don't forget Chris R from The Room
Chris Chan
Chris Hanson
Chris from TLoU2
The list just goes on.
Chris Redfield is, in contrast to those other Chrisii, Not a Hero©.
It's the Asian kid from 13 Reasons Why
A fun romp.
Props to the editing.
Love your laughter JLongBone. Thanks for these kind of videos EFAP.
As a member in good standing of the council of Chris’ I can say we all are pretty much the same person.
“I have not yet begun to remember.” It’s either a horrible threat or a big sigh of relief. Great line either way!
The fact that they were quiet for so long says everything to me
Great editing Goger. The ending was beautiful.
Top class editing by Goger
6:22 Chase being Bandit Keith is just too good lmao XD
In America
Excellent film imo. Well executed, entertaining, and compelling.
If you haven't seen Extraction yet, pause the video, go watch it, then come back. It's so good! Easily one of the best films of 2020.
I did exactly that
It was good, even better for the crap coming out at the same time
48:00 Thank you ... for the rest of my life whenever I hear that song this will play in my head
Love that Mark Brown's video's "Pathetic Little Orphan" (please do not use the abbreviation) is now EFAP lore.
EFAP is so good that memes become characters.
Also, I believe that's the fan-made rendition of the Batwoman theme at the end. Not half bad, fits well with the montage. If only the show itself gave a shit.
Thank you, Goger (editor for this EFAP Movies episode).
Shoutout to Jack from Black Scout Survival for the zip tie demonstration.
(EDIT) Totally thought Rags was saving the pinky for the capability of picking deep into a nose
I didn't mean to watch this.. it was on autoplay and I've been meaning to watch the actual film. Next thing I know I'm 40 mins in after that pretty neat loooong shot.
20 seconds in and im having a blast, Efap is great, i love your guys.
Cool.... I miss this Livestream... thanks RUclips..
18:00 That way to break out of zipties actually works. It take a bit of practice but and you can learn it. You need to have it zipped tighter and bang your arms a bit below your ribs with a lot of force... I learned from cousin when we had way too much free time.
lol nevermind. You got it covered a second later.
That "wacha bring me" is my favourite so far I think, good rat
Never thought I'd hear about Jack Chruchill in a EFAP movies.
The funnest school project I ever did was on that guy. Got a kick when Count Dankula made his vid on him a few years later.
Just because of the opening in Mumbai, I now desperately want EFAP movies for Singham.
Nough nough nough.
On second thought, it'd be some awesome cringe-fun.
@@RazorTrap itd be meme perfection
I'd love to see EFAP for a bunch of cheesy and bad Bollywood flicks. That insane one with the guy who makes himself into a ball with a bunch of clones/cyborgs of himself would be hilarious.
@@johnnyboy2537 Robot? Sure that should be fun.
I sure wasn't expecting black scout survival to ever end up in an EFAP video
I cant wait for the war movie ark! There are a lot of really enjoyable ones and I'm pretty confident majority are quite good too
Its good that they watch a legit good show/movie every now and then.
Yes. Christ, I love watching them suffer. But I feel bad for them, too. Mostly because plebs like me watch a bad movie and then don't have to make a video and relive nightmares.
I like watching them enjoy themselves. Its why their Disney animated vs live action comparison reactions have gone over so well.
Good job Goger!
How did they not notice when the camera phased through the rear windshield? Also, it's nice that the enemies' body armor is actually effective, not at all like stormtrooper armor.
Assault rifles go through it, but it takes multiple pistol shots to take out an armored man.
Also, according to lore books, stormtrooper armor does work, it's just that all the rebels are equipped with stolen armor piercing blasters.
@@harlannguyen4048 I think storm trooper armor works by dispersing the energy over a wider area, so instead of the blaster bolt actually penetrating, they just get burned over a wider area and tend to get knocked out by the pain. All it takes is a short span in a bacta tank and they’d be ready to go fight again
The Bitchslap Men At Work edit was hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣
The rivers in India are so dirty that Chris would've just melted the moment he touched the water.
evenif his wounds weren't fatal, he would get an horrible infection
So that means he wasn't meant to touch the water, right? How many times you think they melted him before he stopped touching the water?
Chris could give Big Boss a run for his money in surviving unsurvivable circumstances
@MooLer 35:00 slayed me dude. Your comment and then the cutaway, with Chase screaming, had me in tears for 10 minutes.
Also, yeh, t'was a cool scene. Not a bad movie at all. Chris Kristofferson is Chad actionm'n 🤣
I hope you guys watch more movies like this, it's nice to have a good movie covered with your commentary for a change.
ngl, this didn't work as well for efap movies - but the editing helped make up for it
EFAP is supposed to watch bad movies, and the LOTR trilogy.
@@clutchesofevil4206 Hahah. They can watch what they want I guess, appreciate them trying other films out
@@bigpriq9976 meh, anything over 5 people on the video just results in everyone trying to make the best joke and ends up talking over everyone else
I got to say, overall, i enjoyed this movie. Which i think is pretty rare for me when it comes to action movies as a whole (as of "recent" years). Watching thor beating up kids was unexpected yet great fun. I will say the ending was pretty lame though, would of been better without it, i think.
Edit: I love how they all seemed surprised by the ziptie breaking thing, for some reason I assumed at least one of them would know about that piece of trivia.
I enjoyed it when Fringy came in with a baseball bat for ChaseFace
Nough!
I enjoyed that scene
Double meme. Bonk go to horny jail. Except Shiba Inu Rags Doggo got bonked by a frog.
That ending sequence 🤣🤣🤣
that ending was perfect
VERY entertaining movie. While I don't have much confidence the sequel will be good, I'm genuinely excited to see Tyler Rake again. Great watch-along as always guys. Thank you! ^_^
"Who am I again? I forgot..."
-Somebody with dementia
I expected that guy with the safety on entered one of the rooms, and it's just Woods sitting there, and Woods says "safety's on, dipshit".
You know, I remember watching this movie thinking, "Man, that was better than I expected. Pretty good movie, all things considered," and then there's that last fucking frame and I was so confused that I actually went and Googled it, found out it was some nonsense about test audiences and possible sequels, or even that classic "you decide what happened" bullshit, and it fucking ruined it.
Editor was on fire
Extraction 2 is coming out, I hope these lads give it a look.
The crunch from the guy's neck at 1:11:50 still haunts me.
"This guys speaking colony..." I love Rags don't ever change 🤣🤣🤣
Best outro meme yet
Perfect outro. Consistent "whatchu bring me" Joke is getting better and better, not gonna lie
...with Jay Exci, Jay LongBone & Jhay'sFace.
one thing rags missed when the lady was moving to the truck and the mirror gets shot you hear the bullet that's traveling faster than the speed of sound before you see the impact.
34:58 LMAO Chaseface running with the camera
Thor + John Wick + Terminator + Winter Soldier + EFAP + Batwoman = this is great!
Maybe it’s also a bit of Outside the Wire or something
Please get goger to edit more, best one so far!
I watched this movie once and have no clue what it’s about. That’s not an indictment of this movie but because I was drunk and half passed out on a lazy boy. I got the first 20 minutes various 5 minute intervals and the last 10 minutes.
I almost spit out my beer when Mauler said "I hate the smell" (of this scene) HA !
Kid: Papa...? Aap jaldi ghar aa rahey ho?
(Daddy, will you be home soon?)
Rags: Did you just call me an A-hole?!
I spilled my coffee.😂😂
This was probably the only Netflix movie that I liked in 2020. It was **much** better than the Mortal Kombat reboot.
But Rags's, where are you going to put all your rings if you cut that one off?
56:30 (ish) That would have been a hell of a twist, if there was no kid (or backup team) and Chris was just insane. Running around "Extracting" to pass the time.
Have there been no shows or movies? Y’all crankin out content I love it
The director of Hardcore Henry made a new movie called Nobody. It is not terrible and well worth watching.
Forgive me if I don't believe you; he also made a movie called I Am Losing Weight, and its just terrible.
Oh shit the guy who made Nobody was the same guy who made Hardcore Henry? Damn,
@@clutchesofevil4206 Yes, and David Fincher made Alien 3. Your point?
Seen nobody?
8:20 ah 😊 nothing beats stephen fry informing you of strange but fascinating history.
Could listen to him talk all day
"was it painful?" would've been the perfect time to say "did it hurt?" in kylos voice.
I had a feeling traitor dude was gonna be traitor dude, he just had Saruman vibes all over him.
They N A I L E D that Outro.
Remember that guy that survived being shot 27 times? I can believe Chris survived his ordeal.