The game actually has a very psychological horror story. After wandering for hours, trying to find what the actual fuck you're expected to do as a textureless abomination follows you around like that one cousin that always asks you to go bowling, you stop dead in your tracks and realize something truly terrifying. You paid money for this, And that money went to support the developers. You, in clicking the Buy button, have become an enabler for your own tormentor. YOU are the monster.
pretty much because he knew that's how that works. If you can get into an area that literally has nothing programmed in, you just fall edit: at least games with gravity mechanics anyway
Mackenzie B he is really good at not stating the obvious, that's for sure, he likes to let the situation speak for itself, and it makes for some really funny moments, I agree completely with that
lucid poseidon no you ain't, but maybe if you look back at it it would scare you, and the 'monster' in this game sure looks like a guy who fell into a chocolate fountain. At least I think that would look like that
Snow0282 Nope! Here's the whole description, copy-pasted for your enjoyment: "Max Taylor, a janitor, who is send to an abandoned asylum once guarded by the army. When he enters he gets in contact with a went-wrong experiment of the government and has to worry about his live! On the way to exit he has to struggle with the horrific manlike creature!"
Crys Bioshock Infinite review: "Is good." Crys Chicken Invaders review: "A charming little bullet hell game. The story behind the chickens being the true good guys and us slaughtering them merely for chicken burgers really struck a cord in me. I felt like the bad guy - but it left something inside me that I knew I wouldn't forget. Lovely time with this title - the inclusion of online multiplayer was an enjoyable surprise and I am happy you went for it. Look forward to the next title!" Never stop doing you mate
i must add that in the game feature, it said Realistic, modern graphic based on physical based rendering systems Horrific ambience with stunning sounds and jump scares Interactive world Solve puzzles to continue in story Extremely intelligent AI with progressive behavior Character stats are influencing the AI behavior, such as heartbeat, loud breathing, body odor or blood The feeling of never beeing safe
How to make money with games: Step 1: Present concept to studio. Step 2: Start programming and designing the basic layout. Step 3: Lose interest half-way through Step 4: Still put it on Steam cause why not? Step 5: Make money for releasing a broken Alpha you stopped developing for. Step 6: Profit. Step 7: Never make another game because your reputation is in shambles.
Donut Love Well, yes. But most people are not going to. They're gonna regret having bought the game and that's it. Otherwise maybe they'll forget they played the game and they're gonna buy it again when it's on sale simply because it's 90% off. It's not like every person refunds every single game they don't like.
Cry your commentary gives me life, I cried of laughter during all the video. Your channel is like a gem shining through the mess of a dumpland that is RUclips. Thank you for all you've done so far.
Cryaotic needs more exposure for his awesome videos, also his humor. The lets plays are so comfortable to watch just so chill, feels like i'm hanging out with a good friend. Thanks so much for your vids !
"There's a bear." /tilts camera up/ "There's BEAR-LY any danger here outside of tiled textures." Cry I'd like to congratulate you on that (very) bad pun
Its obvious that there is a deeper meaning about the life of a janitor, its repetitive nature and the trapped feeling of it being the only job you'll ever know, while it remains dangerous and risky The map itself, it depicts the never ending mess that must be cleaned
Hey Cry, I would like to suggest an RPG Horror game called "Dreaming Mary". If you see this than could you please give it a look and possibly do a let's play of it? It would make me so happy :3
I watched this so many times when this came oit. Came back to see if Cry made any response yet. But i just wanted to see this. One of the last big memories I made with cry before I stopped watching for a while, only to come backa bd find hes an animal. RIP to the man we thought he was.
Sometimes, after binge watching his videos, I have this dream where I recognise Cry's voice behind me as I'm walking down the street. Although I'm tempted to, I can never bring myself to turn around.
I like the fact that cry dies when the monster didn't even touch him, and that you can hear the monster everywhere he goes even if he's not there. ........ This is how you can tell that this is a good game.
The game actually has a very psychological horror story.
After wandering for hours, trying to find what the actual fuck you're expected to do as a textureless abomination follows you around like that one cousin that always asks you to go bowling, you stop dead in your tracks and realize something truly terrifying.
You paid money for this,
And that money went to support the developers.
You, in clicking the Buy button, have become an enabler for your own tormentor. YOU are the monster.
oh my god
This game teaches us the existence of the "refund" option
"Like that one cousin that always asks you to go bowling" accurate
+I'm a phan with a plan c: AY NIKO
NIKO
ISS ROMAN
WANT TO GO BOWWWLING?
+Statiq AH
"Feeling safe isn't a feeling you can feel"
The Department of Redundancy Department called. They want their Jaden Smith back.
A feeling so complicated.
What a beautiful Duwang
I feel as if the orange in yellow in your avatar is Jaden Smith and this game, as they go up in flames from that sizzling burn.
What if the game is what the janitor needs to throw out?
Lmfao
Cry: *Opens the door*
Cry: *Sees the words 'Kill Me'*
Cry: "Same."
Same
Same
same
I died when he said that lol
Saem
Who loves Cry's voice and laugh?
...
Who doesn't?
Why do you have (Eren Jeager) in your name, and then Yandere in your profile?
I love his voice and laugh.
Well that's.. sorta creepy..
I love how casually he reacts to falling off the map.
'Well I fell off the map... huh... well then... it just keeps going.'
pretty much because he knew that's how that works. If you can get into an area that literally has nothing programmed in, you just fall
edit: at least games with gravity mechanics anyway
That's not what makes it funny, though. It's how he was just so casual about it, instead of getting like "Wow, look how poorly this game is made!!"
Exactly! Cry is so nonchalant. No shits were given apparently. ;)
Mackenzie B he is really good at not stating the obvious, that's for sure, he likes to let the situation speak for itself, and it makes for some really funny moments, I agree completely with that
+Hidden Tru
lol I thought it was going to be a janitor simulator game
Same
Well instead we got this masterpiece
Same but this art was much better
Well, that would be "Viscera Cleanup Detail"
+Psychosomatic I thought this would be a clone of that
Defend yourself with your trusty Knife-Wrench™
the trademark made that statement 10x better.
Creeps :D
Practical and safe
I love seeing creeps!!!
Holy crap! It's Creeps! You like Game Grumps *and* Cry?!
:D
I nearly pissed myself everytime that naked man came running. why am I so scared when it isn't even scary wtf
Do you have... past experiences you need to talk about?
+lucid poseidon
I guess his once fell in a chocolate fondue and he started chasing him. maybe that is his trauma
+Simon de Vries his brother is what I meant by the word his
Simon de Vries I feel like that would confuse me more than anything. I guess that's just me though.
lucid poseidon no you ain't, but maybe if you look back at it it would scare you, and the 'monster' in this game sure looks like a guy who fell into a chocolate fountain. At least I think that would look like that
I got an ad about trash bags before the video started
Ads target the audience
+Savanna wow
+Savanna W Savage.
I ment the trash bags ad was like the janitor game lol.
Oh we know what you meant...
Omg more cry wastes time! This is quickly becoming my favourite series XD
Reminds me of S.O.S (Shit on Steam) from Minx.
SAME
+Destroyer2150 true omg.
LITERALLY SAME
8:03 starts my favorite 20 seconds
*clears throat*
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Did i do it? Isnt that what youre supposed to do?
this is my life here
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAA
cringed so hard at that part.
I'm gonna cosplay as the chocolate wood man
Thank you.
Only if I can cosplay the bear dood :3
+Shadow60f Please! I need a cosplay buddy! But then we also need someone to be the janitor/guy that cry was playing because he wasn't a janitor at all
tigerlove525 That would be fun as heck, imagine if we could get cry to be the janitor dood. :D
+tigerlove525 I volunteer as tribute. Waylon park cosplay can wait I wanna cosplay the janitor lol
I wouldn't play this game even if it was /4%/ off.
What if it was 5% off!?!
Maybe 6% off...
I won't settle for anything less than 6% off.
obscurimity Good to know, good to know. So is 6% off a deal?
+Elinn Andersson Just wait for the door dlc
* Monster misses *
Cry: ....
Monster: ......
Cry: ........
Monster: .......
Cry: * Clears his throat in a gentlemanly manner * AHHHHHHHH OH GOD-
XDDDDDDDD I'm dead.
yeah that killed me XD
that was hilarious
Cry: "did... Did I do it?" Priceless.
Cry is great
Yea Cry! You are being harsh! You got that 3% discount how can you be so mean to this game that's obviously going to Sweep the nation!
You... You need to shut the hell up... right now...
+Griffin “Lucifer Draco scriptor” McKenzie Ever heard of sarcasm lmao
+Griffin “Lucifer Draco scriptor” McKenzie take the sarcasm.
Krystal Whitty I was saying that in response to the pun, bud. It was bad.
I'd like to hear him say "Notice me senpai!"
8:16 Cry even clears his throat before he scream, 10/10 would play again.
goddammit cry too cute
*kill me written in blood*
"...same" Cry -2016
I feel like the only redeeming quality of this game is the blue falling secret ending 10/10
+Caitlyn Lanning Ayyyyy
Watched him edit this. Makes the whole video better.
Wait you watched him edit it? How? Where? 😍
He does editing streams never been able to catch them but he does them often
You guys can watch the VOD on his twitch channel, and the Late Night V2 channel usually puts them up on RUclips within a few days. :)
I can't even figure out what kind of building this is. Is it a school? A hospital? An orphanage? A warehouse that has a janitor for some reason?
According to the Steam description, it's, "an abandoned asylum once guarded by the army".
+Neutral Narwhal Does it also describe why a janitor is needed in a place that's abandoned?
Snow0282 Nope! Here's the whole description, copy-pasted for your enjoyment: "Max Taylor, a janitor, who is send to an abandoned asylum once guarded by the army. When he enters he gets in contact with a went-wrong experiment of the government and has to worry about his live! On the way to exit he has to struggle with the horrific manlike creature!"
Neutral Narwhal I think "struggle" is a strong word. As is "exit" and "worry".
Snow0282 Personally, I find the use of the word "manlike" most incredulous.
Thank God for Steam refunds
Right? People on g mod can do such a better job
Crys Bioshock Infinite review: "Is good."
Crys Chicken Invaders review: "A charming little bullet hell game.
The story behind the chickens being the true good guys and us
slaughtering them merely for chicken burgers really struck a cord in me.
I felt like the bad guy - but it left something inside me that I knew I wouldn't forget.
Lovely time with this title - the inclusion of online multiplayer was an enjoyable surprise and I am happy you went for it.
Look forward to the next title!"
Never stop doing you mate
Strawberry Kiwi is godlike.
what.
+Xavier Rouse description
I can see that being great, never had it though..
+Heather yeah I saw thanks though
Tru
i checked the game right now. its now 2.78 USD with a 7% discount.
i must add that in the game feature, it said
Realistic, modern graphic based on physical based rendering systems
Horrific ambience with stunning sounds and jump scares
Interactive world
Solve puzzles to continue in story
Extremely intelligent AI with progressive behavior
Character stats are influencing the AI behavior, such as heartbeat, loud breathing, body odor or blood
The feeling of never beeing safe
+ken chang False advertising if ever I've seen it... Unfortunately he didn't plan for the refund system.
+ken chang holy shit. Lol it's like releasing the blueprints and then just giving up
kakyoin
I love how Cry did cleared his throat before before giving a fake cry of horror. It was beautiful.
*kill me is written in blood on a blackboard*
CRY: same
i feel this
I like to imagine Cry looking fabulous in a maid outfit.
.. Just saying.
somebody needs to draw that :)
someone prob has
Someone did make a drawing of that.
someone needs to animate this video with Cry dressed as a maid, omg
I feel like Magnta will get on that if she hasn't already
"You got in!" That mildly impressed tone just... I'm casually dying, don't mind me.
On this day, no clipping textures were found for once
There's... BEAR-ly any danger here...
The pun game is strong.
"Feeling safe isn't a feeling that you can feel".....
Cry: ..........................
Cry: You broke the mouse again.
Those background noises at the beginning though.
That's some sick-ass ironic chanting.
"I found Nirvana!" "hey kurt"
I don't know why I found that part so funny.
Really Cry? Strawberry Kiwi?? Nah son, it's all about that Pacific Cooler
Hell yeah
damn right
Strawberry Kiwi 4 lyfe!
I like both.
I'm all about that Surfer Cooler ya know
There's BEARly any danger here -Cryaotic 2016
The thumbnail pic reminded me of my love for Scrubs. I truly loved that TV show!
Cry would be excellent at Cinemasins if this was a movie.
Pretty sure that's usually a sin. Are you sinning cry?
..... I'm sinning myself for not thinking about that.
When you expecting something bad and still get disappointed
blue screen of death for reals
I got that before.
5:43 "I found Nervana. Hey Kurt." I love cry.
How to make money with games:
Step 1: Present concept to studio.
Step 2: Start programming and designing the basic layout.
Step 3: Lose interest half-way through
Step 4: Still put it on Steam cause why not?
Step 5: Make money for releasing a broken Alpha you stopped developing for.
Step 6: Profit.
Step 7: Never make another game because your reputation is in shambles.
not really profit since people can refund this game :P
Donut Love Well, yes. But most people are not going to. They're gonna regret having bought the game and that's it.
Otherwise maybe they'll forget they played the game and they're gonna buy it again when it's on sale simply because it's 90% off.
It's not like every person refunds every single game they don't like.
Step 7a (optional): Press release about massive company split and/or internal restructuring.
Step 8: Rebranding
Step 9: Repeat
+Gametherapist but it's so easy to refund games on steam now ;_;
This is literally, the single greatest video... Man, have I missed Cry. FORGIVE ME SENPAI!
"Feeling safe isn't a feeling that you can feel."
Cry your commentary gives me life, I cried of laughter during all the video. Your channel is like a gem shining through the mess of a dumpland that is RUclips. Thank you for all you've done so far.
this game is of the highest quality of any game I've ever seen in my entire life.
$6:48 wasted. You could have bought a High School DxD poster.
Hey, I like to buy stuff with time stamps too!
Mary Claire Moriarity Surprised you noticed..
ew why ecchi get hentai instead oh wait it's both
Sad people
Game over..
*Googles how to get a refund through steam*
I think he knows he has not gotten more than 2h in tje game so he is fine
chargeback
no regrets.
I'm loving all the episodes of cry wastes time. That series has honestly been on of my favorites, along side cry reads, for a while.
Before the video I had a ad about a talking sausage?
look up "sausage party"
ok
oh XD thanks
wut
It's probably that new movie Seth Rogan is in about all the food trying to escape from getting eaten 😂
Your cry of fear was... was... it seared my soul with the true horror you felt...
I'm pretty sure the 'kill me' on the chalkboard was written by the previous person who played the game.
Cryaotic needs more exposure for his awesome videos, also his humor. The lets plays are so comfortable to watch just so chill, feels like i'm hanging out with a good friend. Thanks so much for your vids !
These indie horror games are getting pretty generic. What's next, "The Mailman"?
The Milk Man
The milk man
The Muffin Man
+Purple-Giraffe The paper boy
I'd play it if it was 3% off
6:46 "You got in." Nice practical observation, no surprise, no fear. Ha!
"I've found Nirvana...Hey Kurt! :)" Cry please. xD
Cry Wastes Money
Why do I always imagen a swedish kermit coming out of a door yelling *"Is that you Joel?! I swear to god Joel"*
1:20 "Feeling safe isn't a feeling that you can feel" 10/10 amazing poetic genius.
"I found nirvana.... Hi Kurt!" Dead😂
As a janitor, this is 100% accurate to real life.
"There's a bear."
/tilts camera up/
"There's BEAR-LY any danger here outside of tiled textures."
Cry I'd like to congratulate you on that (very) bad pun
"Feeling safe isn't a feeling you can feel."
Love it.
"Probably makes about as much sense as Inside's secret ending..."
Your review is my favorite part of this video. Never change, Cry.
"I've found Nirvana..."
"Hey, Kurt."
This made me laugh more than it should have
Its obvious that there is a deeper meaning about the life of a janitor, its repetitive nature and the trapped feeling of it being the only job you'll ever know, while it remains dangerous and risky
The map itself, it depicts the never ending mess that must be cleaned
the description, omg im dying
Silly Cry, he thinks there's quality control on Steam.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I love the acting in 8:16 Cry, 10 outta 10, you got it
How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't?
I love Cry's reaction to the broken map.
"I have found Nirvana... Hey Kurt."
He sounded like Morty when he was screaming OMG. I loved it.
fake screaming, excuse me.
I stayed up all night watching you edit this. It was a cool experience.
I forgot about that lmao "*ahem*........WEEEEEHH OOOOOOH GOOOD AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH OH GOOOD"
I actually think this video is one of my favorite gaming/rating video so far
Hey Cry, I would like to suggest an RPG Horror game called "Dreaming Mary". If you see this than could you please give it a look and possibly do a let's play of it? It would make me so happy :3
FEELING SAFE ISNT A FEELING THAT YOU CAN FEEL
I found nirvana.... Hey Kurt.... I literally just died laughing now
I watched this so many times when this came oit. Came back to see if Cry made any response yet. But i just wanted to see this. One of the last big memories I made with cry before I stopped watching for a while, only to come backa bd find hes an animal. RIP to the man we thought he was.
That's what i call quality game!
I love the way he was just so casual about 'hey you got in' XD
WHAT. A. GAME.
Dat singing at the start gave me life
I'd ask for that $6.78 back and then buy yourself some lunch with it. I also love Strawberry Kiwi Capri suns. My favorite is Mountain cooler :)
"FEELING SAFE ISN'T A FEELING THAT YOU CAN FEEL" Poetry. 10/10.
ayy i watched you edit this in the stream
Wasnt it awesome
+Shea Butter it was 4am in my timezone but my sleep schedules fucked haha
+Shea Butter 11 am for me when he edit streams
+Beatrice Nincompoop For me Its 2 pm lol
+Shea Butter From my knowledge, there's at least two channels that constantly upload all of Cry's streams. Utilize them c: ✌
The description speaks a million words. Beautiful.
I feel stupid, but what does EDN mean?
Cry always writes that instead of "end"; it's his thing
Cry always writes that instead of "end"; it's his thing
I always assumed it was just "END" but with mixed up letters.
ah okay
it's supposed to mean end :\
The video, its comments and the respective usernames are just too damn precious.
hey cry, obviously when your feeling better, think you can play metal gear solid 2?
he did, he live streamed it, check it out on late night v2
no he played metal gear 1 and metal gear 3 :)
I whole heartedly agree with this comment as well as he should do mgs4
Bo 's i think that would be a good idea, only gripe would be the 30minute cutscenes
I really love the background music in the beginning
notification Squad 🔥✊
It's been awhile, and I forgot how much I love cry's voice when he's not being serious whatsoever XP
Sometimes, after binge watching his videos, I have this dream where I recognise Cry's voice behind me as I'm walking down the street. Although I'm tempted to, I can never bring myself to turn around.
"Feeling safe isn't a feeling you can feel?" I love how much sense that makes!
i love that your first reaction to seeing 'kill me' on the blackboard is to say "same" me too, cry, me too
That was indeed Janitorial Nirvana. It is a state that is reached when a place is ENTIRELY clean. Take it from me, I'm a real life janitor.
I like the fact that cry dies when the monster didn't even touch him, and that you can hear the monster everywhere he goes even if he's not there.
........
This is how you can tell that this is a good game.
lovin how active you're being recently, its p coolio dawg