"Hello sir, I kindly ask you to leave the perimeter." "Apologies, but I am not able to do this." "Then I ask you to engage in armed combat." "We shall."
Omg this gave me an idea What if the combine invaded earth in the 1920s or something? The contrast of seeing art deco buildings overran by advanced alien tech and stuff seems too cool
@@TNM_Media_Source Can you use male_09 sometimes? Everyone is suing male_07 to the point it's a disease. 09 needs time too, he's a very handsome actor and deserves recognition.
Ah, the days when I used to watch such video comedies with my folks. I especially remember this one, laughed like crazy! Haven't seen Lazlo since then...
The only animation where the guard doesn't get bullied? Even my older brother's first playthrough fricking bullies the guard lmao. He got alot of fun with it.
How so very kind of this charming, yet masked and unknown lad, he is in much need of praise of his noticeable delicacy and appreciation of thy fellow comrade, whose name had also been unknown.
"Pick up that can, citizen." "Well, I never -- Constable, wherefore have thou'st spilled that refuse before me, only to demand I return it once more to the receptacle? Thou'rt a bully at heart, relying solely upon strength of arm and the authority of thy badge that you sully with thine actions. I shall return it, but know this - I do so not out of fear nor respect, but for it is the righteous thing to do!"
ik this is unrelated, but i wanna see an alien fiction where an "oppressive" alien empire invades earth, and bringing "oppressive" laws, but the oppressive laws aren't even that bad in human eyes.
I read a Reddit story where that was the case. Aliens invaded an “enslaved” the human race, and made everyone able to work a whopping 3 hours a day. To other species these aliens have enslaved this is insane work, but humans instead of protesting celebrated them, and world leaders begged with the aliens to stop this because it will “crash the economy”
That was good, keep up the good work mate and you'll be on top of the world, now I'm going to check out what else you have and if the other two videos are also in my liking I will subscribe
A 19th century half life 2 where everyone is weirdly kind and respectful to eachother sounds intresting
"Hello sir, I kindly ask you to leave the perimeter."
"Apologies, but I am not able to do this."
"Then I ask you to engage in armed combat."
"We shall."
@@gooberuploadsinc "A duel is it then."
"Gentlemen, the war on the Universal Union has made me work up a powerful bloodthirst, it's ghadin' time now."
I like this reply
Dishonored.
Kindly, formally and respectfully the CP asked the dear citizen
England
Correct!
no **** off *gets zapped to an oblivion*
@@elijahmaser7567 no, my good sir, please distance yourself. *proceeds to transmute oneself into dust particulate*
Reword your sentence, immediately!
"would you kindly pick up that carbonated beverage container?"
Certainly sir good day to you 🤵
Oh how kind of you, good day to you too! You may pass now. Fine travels!
*I CHOOSE TO NOT OBEY YOUR INSTRUCTIONS, THEREBY ASKING YOU TO PLEASE TAKE OFF*
Would you kindly...
Powerful words.
@@Her_Imperious_Condescensiona powerful frase, a familiar frase?
A delightful city where there are no fees or passport required to enter the city, all you need to do is pick up a can! What a beauty of a city!
Irl future
And! All thoughtfully provided by our benefactor.
city 17 so great, no passport needed!
*do you have a passport?*
city 17 so great, no passport needed yes?
“Would you pick up that can?” The Civilian Protection Officer asked calmly.
Indeed
*Civilian Protection Constable
"No sir I don't think I will."
"Oh my!"
*Politely but firmly vaporizes*
Most Aggressive Day in Canada: 1800
Not for the native peoples
This is the peak of human comedy.
"Goodness gracious! Is that thy headcrab?"
Underrated gem
if this was the combine during hl2 there wouldn't be rebels
"May I stun stick you for disobedience?"
"Yes sir.'
Truly a master of moving pictures!
literally the most anger filled day in canada
Untrue, got a knife pulled on me first day of high school
@@WarriorPNGmust've neen someone's birthday! Or uhh ahhh... Nevermind
@@WarriorPNG It’s an probably a descendant of an British settler embracing his heritage
@@WarriorPNG welcome to Canadian school: "We all have knives but only some of us are criminals"
~me just now
@@CruzCrafter pretty much
Heard a guy stole a fuckin electric bike and got in trouble
Only at unidentified hs in toronto
Omg this gave me an idea
What if the combine invaded earth in the 1920s or something? The contrast of seeing art deco buildings overran by advanced alien tech and stuff seems too cool
Honestly the Ar2 could've had some sort of bayonet, especially seeing how much of the combat in-game is in close quarters.
Best 29 seconds of my life
Thank you
@@TNM_Media_Source Can you use male_09 sometimes? Everyone is suing male_07 to the point it's a disease. 09 needs time too, he's a very handsome actor and deserves recognition.
Best 58 second of my life
The fact that you perfectly captured the motion blur just like in the actual movies sells it
>"Humans are easy, just be nice to them."
The Combine fails this simple task.
Sir, Pick Up That Can (1895)
Filmed on [Unknown] Central Railway station
"Respectfully sir, please pick up that can"
In 19th century, instead of serving can in vending machine it gave you a cup of tea with cake, crackers and some sweets for tea time
This is what combine show to citizens on tv, as a break from Breen's speeches.
"Ah, good heavens" -Sir Issac Kleiner's reaction to the renaissance cascade
"Oi mate, could you please pick the can up from the floor, and after that put it in the trash can."
Oi…
Truly a more civilized time.
I need to see the "No, fuck off." version of this
RAISE THE ALUMINUM CYLINDER WITH ALL THE STRENGTH YOU POSSESS MY FELLOW
Indeed, a very comedic, and humorous film.
alr this good one
Very gentleman 👏👏👏
🎩🧐🍵"i kindly and respectfully request for you to pick up the soda pop can i have pushed onto the ground"
They should have replaced that Metrocop with an actual British Peeler wielding a wooden truncheon.
Ah, the days when I used to watch such video comedies with my folks. I especially remember this one, laughed like crazy! Haven't seen Lazlo since then...
HOHOHO HOW SPLENDID, this gave me quite the chuckle I must say!
An elegant meme of a more civilized time.
Great music, sir, I think it's great For us, gentlemen!
It's so well done it's exactly how the shots are filmed wow
Sfm works so well in 19th century XD
Will I ever grow tired of the 1902 classic "The Entertainer" ?
No, no I will not.
i like how you even got rid of the breencast screen, nice touch
AGAHAHAHAHA what a treat that was sir.
as a british, felt this
I wish the combine was this nice to the citizens
So does Gordon Freeman
The only animation where the guard doesn't get bullied?
Even my older brother's first playthrough fricking bullies the guard lmao. He got alot of fun with it.
Warner Brothers should hire you
Good ending
Why is this so good
This is the most respectfull level of dissrespect
“Pick up the tray!”
better than anything I've ever made and will make
Hmm, I perceive that can has astonishingly made its way to the ground, do you happen to mind picking up that can for me good sir?
How so very kind of this charming, yet masked and unknown lad, he is in much need of praise of his noticeable delicacy and appreciation of thy fellow comrade, whose name had also been unknown.
Why, i was holding in my laughter. During this entire absurd act!
citizens if they actually fucking listened:
Did you drink the water and watched combine propaganda all day?
yes
In some parallel reality, where combine invaded in late 19th centaury.
And this is the story of Jackal_Cola's custom morph.
Who?
@@TNM_Media_Source A guy who took inspiration from that CP morph and used it as his own for a certain HL2RP group.
@@not_razor8499 hl2rp in 2023, man…
@@TNM_Media_Source Yeah, I'm surprised aswell.
and thats the tale of the christmas cretin...
A steampunk half life game would actually be kinda awesome
"Jolly good show!" - 🗿
I love this
Thx bro
this should have been in one of the episodes of Charlie Chaplin's comedies
I agree
@@TNM_Media_Source absolutely
I think film is a 20th century invention.
Especially this style.
This is probably was the actual lenght of a movie back there lol.
he even said "please"
“Resident you shall peculiarly pick up that beverage!”
"Good morning shall you show me respect by picking up that carbonated premium sode can please"
"Pick up that can, citizen."
"Well, I never -- Constable, wherefore have thou'st spilled that refuse before me, only to demand I return it once more to the receptacle? Thou'rt a bully at heart, relying solely upon strength of arm and the authority of thy badge that you sully with thine actions. I shall return it, but know this - I do so not out of fear nor respect, but for it is the righteous thing to do!"
Half-Life 2 but Canada. In the 1900-1920's.
this is, much more accurately, the early 20th century
ik this is unrelated, but i wanna see an alien fiction where an "oppressive" alien empire invades earth, and bringing "oppressive" laws, but the oppressive laws aren't even that bad in human eyes.
For réal
I read a Reddit story where that was the case. Aliens invaded an “enslaved” the human race, and made everyone able to work a whopping 3 hours a day. To other species these aliens have enslaved this is insane work, but humans instead of protesting celebrated them, and world leaders begged with the aliens to stop this because it will “crash the economy”
Such a masterpiece, truly peek comedy, bravo 👏
This is funnier than it has reason to be. XD
Now it maked my head a scenario how hl2 will be if combined invaded earth around 19st century
The 7 hours war would be even more one-sided.
The 30 minutes war.
Finally I found an SFM that’s not brainrot
The Cabinet of Dr Kleiner
Made me laugh so hard I threw a brick at the person infront of me in the theatre!
Amazing how they could find this piece of history still intact after many years !
That was good, keep up the good work mate and you'll be on top of the world, now I'm going to check out what else you have and if the other two videos are also in my liking I will subscribe
people in 19th century when watching: *devilish amount of laughter*
Well that was rather a peaceful interaction for a change. Right, I'm off. Toodle pip! 😅
I like how its even a modern style non-joke
I would like to request if any other individual has detected that unusual discrepancy on the frequency of the 647e code.
Glorious gentleman
Truly excuisite 🍵👌
finally… something other than a breencast
Needs more "you dropped it. You pick it up"
what polite and cultured gentlemen. ☕🧐🎩
masterpiece
This is almost like something you'd see in one of those old kinetoscopes.
hello citizent please pick up that canister that i pushed off the compartments of the trash can
Splendid!
That was a very kind metro police officer
Its so old that Gordon doesn't exist!
Now show one where he doesnt pick it up, and one where he puts the guard in the can
What a polite gentleman!
I really like your work but I wish there was a panel saying "hehe" at the end since the cop does a little chuckle if you throw the can in
Half life 2 19 века, где все странно добры и уважительно относятся друг к другу, звучит интересно
Splendid.
The words used to be better" became in new colors
This is how Dr Bremen imagined it to be
My brain is so rotted that i laughed at this for 20 minutes
😁
just an citizen being a good citizen
Bro I love it, this might as well be made in Gmod as well