I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Xiangling. I try to play Diluc. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Yoimiya. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Cyno. My Xiangling deals more damage. I want to play Klee. Her best team has Xiangling. I want to play Raiden, Childe - they both want Xiangling. She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her the Catch. She isn't satisfied. I pull Engulfing Lightning. "I don't need this much er" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs Bennett and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Homa." I can't pull for Homa, I don't have enough primogems. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Gouba. She says "Gouba, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, no icd pyro application. What a cruel world.
Not a charged attack. It's kind of a tech, not a bug either but just clever. Childe will proc riptide on a target upon landing a crit while in melee stance, even if that crit is dealt by a pre-fired bow shot.
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I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Xiangling. I try to play Diluc. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Yoimiya. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Cyno. My Xiangling deals more damage. I want to play Klee. Her best team has Xiangling. I want to play Raiden, Childe - they both want Xiangling. She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her the Catch. She isn't satisfied. I pull Engulfing Lightning. "I don't need this much er" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs Bennett and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Homa." I can't pull for Homa, I don't have enough primogems. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Gouba. She says "Gouba, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, no icd pyro application. What a cruel world.
first time anyone's commented a whole copy pasta bonus points for originality
this is noobs favorite lines
this is the best comment I've ever read
Every other banner: new character X totally changes the meta!!!1!
Meanwhile, since 1.1: haha, riptide go brrr.
Omg this is insane. Great run!
goat
That's absolutely crazy ... gg
you played this amazingly
King spiral
best childe main for me
Insane bro. Gratz
Nice run! From Maggie with love
Pog 🔥
Insane run
how do you play with a 126 er xiangling omg
20% er card and you burst 3 times in the whole run lol
holy shit
🐳
Whalage
I'm confused. How did you instanly charge shot the samurai?
Not a charged attack. It's kind of a tech, not a bug either but just clever. Childe will proc riptide on a target upon landing a crit while in melee stance, even if that crit is dealt by a pre-fired bow shot.
Tf does 10 cost even mean?
10 five star pulls total
Is this the world record?
it's 80s currently, people cooked some more after the contest ended
Childe main but xingling deal 86k dmg ?!?!?!!! 🧐🤨
you have to feed your xiangling blood sweat tears and 40 cv pieces for that
goat
Insane run