I Built the World's Worst Steam Deck

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Комментарии • 300

  • @pastaq
    @pastaq 11 месяцев назад +111

    ChimeraOS dev here, this is amazing. Very excited to see a "portable" version.

    • @ActionRetro
      @ActionRetro  11 месяцев назад +16

      Thanks for your hard work!!

    • @tomatoway
      @tomatoway 11 месяцев назад

      OS not support nvidia? I have GT240 on old PC. It`s can work?

    • @pastaq
      @pastaq 11 месяцев назад +6

      @@tomatoway we had to remove the nvidia support as it didn't work well and it was causing problems with non nvidia systems. Even so, that GPU would be too old. The GPU needs to support vulkan in Linux.

    • @itstheV01D
      @itstheV01D 11 месяцев назад

      yes, "portable"

  • @Mueller3D
    @Mueller3D 11 месяцев назад +10

    I looked up some info about the KIC ISA card that handles the keypad. It looks like it has PS2 outputs and it handles the translation from the keypad to PS2. It has an on-board microcontroller, and the firmware is uploaded from the computer. It might be the case that the microcontroller will run fine without the ISA interface, assuming the ISA interface is only needed to download new firmware. It might be worth trying hooking it up to an ISA connector that only provides power, then hooking up the input cables and see if it works like a PS2 keyboard.

  • @charliesretrocomputing
    @charliesretrocomputing 11 месяцев назад +29

    Awesome video! But according to others i guess better help is a scam/pretty bad.

  • @RodBlanc
    @RodBlanc 10 месяцев назад

    Find a way to connect the membrane buttons working, mount it into a wall and hang a classic arcade joystick in front of it. It will look perfect

  • @MarjaMariachi
    @MarjaMariachi 11 месяцев назад +2

    That super-compact normal computer battery made me think: You should get a totally modern, normal case for when you carry that Steam deck around. Radio Flyer has some great ones, red steel or wood frame, built-in wheels and handle for extra maneuverability! :D

  • @cyphre
    @cyphre 11 месяцев назад

    Love it. Need to find me an old CNC controller for this very reason.

  • @christopherbaar4498
    @christopherbaar4498 11 месяцев назад

    “Totally normal.” Indeed: though I’m surprised that membrane keyboard front panel isn’t just PS/2.

  • @oscodains
    @oscodains 11 месяцев назад +1

    Surely there’s some commercial-focused manufacturer that has modern motherboards with an ISA slot for the buttons.

  • @MBDB666
    @MBDB666 11 месяцев назад

    LMAO!! The CPU, MOBO, & RAM look like the Micro Center Combo currently running.

  • @curvingfyre6810
    @curvingfyre6810 11 месяцев назад +2

    Action Retro rolls Worst Steamdeck Ever, asked to leave lanparty

    • @curvingfyre6810
      @curvingfyre6810 11 месяцев назад +1

      for that controller board, I'm still half expecting some silicon wizard to magically produce a USB based ISA slot emulator

  • @ry60023333
    @ry60023333 11 месяцев назад +1

    I love videos like this so much; it is always awesome to see what crazy stuff you are up to next! Can't wait to see what you do with that battery 🤣

  • @Sir_Uncle_Ned
    @Sir_Uncle_Ned 11 месяцев назад

    This is so obscenely impractical that it has a charm to it. I suspected that you could fit a modern PC in there and you can, I was not expecting the monitor to work with modern components but that modern replacement does the job very well. Good job on this silly build!

  • @snowdog993
    @snowdog993 11 месяцев назад +1

    Wow Sean... you outdid yourself! Amazing!

  • @GeoStreber
    @GeoStreber 11 месяцев назад +1

    That's the 7th worst sleeper build I've ever seen in the last 20 minutes.

  • @bookdork
    @bookdork 11 месяцев назад

    That cable “management” shows once more that you’re a Fan of Jank. What a great and ridiculous project

  • @T313COmun1s7
    @T313COmun1s7 11 месяцев назад

    I want one. When are these going on Kickstarter?

  • @PockyFiend
    @PockyFiend 11 месяцев назад

    You want to take this to the next level? Rig this up to a race sim cockpit, with your rig replacing the steering wheel set-up, and link it to a bigger screen above it, like a Starfield ship's cockpit.

  • @nticompass
    @nticompass 11 месяцев назад

    This is the dumbest... I mean most awesome, amazing machine I've ever seen. I love it!

  • @MarioTheDestroyer
    @MarioTheDestroyer 11 месяцев назад

    if you don't want the parts you took out of the machine, ill take them. I love old computer stuff and have wanted something to run windows 98 on for a while now.

  • @braddl9442
    @braddl9442 11 месяцев назад +2

    Good to see hes back to doing normal things.

  • @JVHShack
    @JVHShack 11 месяцев назад

    There are modern industrial motherboards that can support modern CPUs and still offer an ISA slot, but they can be *very* expensive.

  • @FAYZER0
    @FAYZER0 11 месяцев назад

    Oh my god, never saw that before. I feel it's an abomination

  • @eftalanquest
    @eftalanquest 11 месяцев назад

    still no enclosure yet?

  • @sokoloft3
    @sokoloft3 11 месяцев назад

    lmao "the worlds weirdest arcade cabinet"

  • @rager1969
    @rager1969 11 месяцев назад

    OK, you made me smile with this build. You really should bring back your white board, head shaking alter ego to provide non-verbal commentary for things like this.

  • @bblblp
    @bblblp 11 месяцев назад

    Absolutely nuts, I love it!

  • @RandomDeforge
    @RandomDeforge 11 месяцев назад

    "Linus TikTok Warrior Tips"
    got yourself a subscriber!

  • @DragonManMike
    @DragonManMike 11 месяцев назад

    I wonder if you could get a PCI-E to ISA adapbter? Or USB TO ISA? That might work, but then you might need to get someone to write some code to convert the signals

  • @otama
    @otama 11 месяцев назад

    I love how you say WiFi in Spanish :D

  • @CubicleNate
    @CubicleNate 11 месяцев назад

    That was fantastic! I would say I want one, but I'm not sure it would work well with it on my lap on the couch! :)

  • @jeffyp2483
    @jeffyp2483 11 месяцев назад

    isa > pcie adapter?

  • @fullfunk
    @fullfunk 11 месяцев назад

    bru got a pc inside a 90s butcher scaler

  • @pjsampras7072
    @pjsampras7072 11 месяцев назад

    You crack me up!

  • @CannedNoodles
    @CannedNoodles 11 месяцев назад +1

    this is horrible please don't do anything like this again I beg you

  • @JohnCremboz
    @JohnCremboz 11 месяцев назад +5

    I feel like the LTT ultimate Steamdeck would be a cinema, 8K, liquid nitrogen cooled Core i9 14th gen KF, RTX 4090Ti Super monster with a state of the art controller with low latency, ultra dpi touchscreen.
    So yeah, could be even bigger en less portable.

  • @cankoklu
    @cankoklu 11 месяцев назад

    The jank is strong in this video..

  • @pseudotasuki
    @pseudotasuki 11 месяцев назад

    Totally normal.

  • @dcfuksurmom
    @dcfuksurmom 11 месяцев назад

    I'd have kept the original display, its supposed to be the worst Steam Deck...

  • @theclovercross
    @theclovercross 11 месяцев назад

    you are crazy!
    and I love it :D

  • @bluesillybeard
    @bluesillybeard 11 месяцев назад

    ah yes, "portable"

  • @smartphonecomputerundmehr
    @smartphonecomputerundmehr 11 месяцев назад

    I'm so early, I know that the title got changed

  • @ryry998
    @ryry998 11 месяцев назад

    I want one!

  • @gowron277a
    @gowron277a 11 месяцев назад

    Come on man, dont bullshit me. You know damn well you aren't going to use this machine.

  • @andresbravo2003
    @andresbravo2003 11 месяцев назад +502

    Plz, don’t sponsor Betterhelp. It’s a *SCAM* I’m begging you not to do it.

    • @perpetualcollapse
      @perpetualcollapse 11 месяцев назад +74

      Yeah it feels like everyone forgot what happened with them

    • @macintush
      @macintush 11 месяцев назад +24

      @@perpetualcollapse what did happen with them? I forgot

    • @charliesretrocomputing
      @charliesretrocomputing 11 месяцев назад +19

      @@macintush yeah what happened to them
      I want to know

    • @charliesretrocomputing
      @charliesretrocomputing 11 месяцев назад +24

      @@CromulentCorpse oh wow thats bad!

    • @blunderingfool
      @blunderingfool 11 месяцев назад

      ​​@@macintushI'm fuzzy on the details but I think they were driving people towards medical drugs. Great for pharma companies, bad for people.

  • @OlaftheGreat
    @OlaftheGreat 11 месяцев назад +35

    With the exception of the unfortunate Betterhelp sponsorship, overall a great video. Good project!

  • @Cmdrbzrd
    @Cmdrbzrd 11 месяцев назад +22

    betterhelp very bad

  • @orektez
    @orektez 11 месяцев назад +69

    pretty sure there's adapters to get isa cards working with modern computers, would make this even more janky.

    • @davidverbeek4849
      @davidverbeek4849 11 месяцев назад +4

      Yep using the lpc port would be cheap and easy

    • @varno
      @varno 11 месяцев назад

      Yeah. They don't work on any current gen systems anymore though sadly.

    • @orektez
      @orektez 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@varnoi was thinking more along the lines of one of those old pci to isa adapters plugged into a pci to pcie adapter. you know extra jank.

    • @varno
      @varno 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@orektez maybee, but they don't give interrupts. I think a better solution would be to interface with a new open source keyboard controller firmware for a usb microcontrollers like qmk

    • @someguy9175
      @someguy9175 10 месяцев назад

      @@orektez there would be zero drivers for it tho

  • @rmcdudmk212
    @rmcdudmk212 11 месяцев назад +64

    There is nothing better then sensible retro PC upgrades. 👍

  • @blunderingfool
    @blunderingfool 11 месяцев назад +33

    You fooked up with BetterHelp. Also my first reaction seeing that thumbnail was "Oh god".
    I want three of those teeny monitors.

  • @laurensnieuwland4657
    @laurensnieuwland4657 11 месяцев назад +41

    ARS Technologies sells the USB-to-ISA-r, a USB adapter for ISA cards. It's quite expensive, but might get the controls to work on the new hardware... Awesome video btw!

  • @_Funtime60
    @_Funtime60 11 месяцев назад +44

    "It's like it was made for it" It was made for it. You can see the support brackets intended to support the end of a full length PCI card. A length that no modern card uses it seems.

    • @Caddy666
      @Caddy666 11 месяцев назад +1

      yeah, who would've thought an atx mobo would fit into an atx case....

    • @_Funtime60
      @_Funtime60 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@Caddy666 Sorry, I should have added a timestamp. This was about the GPU.

    • @jpmoney384
      @jpmoney384 11 месяцев назад +2

      Those were pretty common on older machines for over sized ISA boards.

    • @eDoc2020
      @eDoc2020 11 месяцев назад +1

      The standard brackets are made to support full length _ISA_ cards. PCI and PCIe have the board on the other side of the bracket so the board would go between the supports. Workstation GPUs will often have an offset bracket so they slot in correctly.

  • @xPLAYnOfficial
    @xPLAYnOfficial 11 месяцев назад +19

    Personally I would have put an industrial motherboard in here as you can get more-modern ones with ISA still on-board (I have an LGA1155 motherboard with ISA and I've seen ones with LGA1150 or even LGA1200)

    • @jpmoney384
      @jpmoney384 11 месяцев назад +4

      Working drivers could still be a problem, which is sort of why new but legacy Nixsys systems exists.

  • @dirpydemon7678
    @dirpydemon7678 11 месяцев назад +4

    Please don't sponser better help

  • @FoxWolfWorld
    @FoxWolfWorld 11 месяцев назад +8

    Last time I was this early that computer was cutting edge technology

  • @DIGITAL_DECAY.EXE_
    @DIGITAL_DECAY.EXE_ 11 месяцев назад +93

    Really disappointed to see you advertise better help after the harm they have done. Please be more diligent in the products / Services you promote to your audience.

    • @brofesta8894
      @brofesta8894 10 месяцев назад +3

      What have they done?

    • @norndev
      @norndev 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@brofesta8894BetterHelp was caught selling data to Facebook, Snapchat, Criteo, and Pinterest. The company recently settled for $7.8 million. The FTC confirmed that BetterHelp pushed people into handing over health information.

    • @absalomdraconis
      @absalomdraconis 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@brofesta8894 : They're supposedly very rudimentary, so some people act like they're a complete pox upon humanity. Probably aren't worth their fees, but obviously I think people are over-dramatizing the matter.

    • @TheoRae8289
      @TheoRae8289 9 месяцев назад

      ​@brofesta8894 they sell client data to Facebook for advertising.

    • @TheoRae8289
      @TheoRae8289 9 месяцев назад +5

      ​@absalomdraconis sell data to Facebook is kond of shitty. Possibly hipaa violations.
      I had multiple professionals cancel at the last minute, and I had no luck getting prescriptions from the ones that could prescribe them.

  • @_Funtime60
    @_Funtime60 11 месяцев назад +4

    "Modern motherboards do not have ISA slots" oh, but the DO!

  • @philtkaswahl2124
    @philtkaswahl2124 11 месяцев назад +5

    This isn't just a sleeper build; this is a Rip Van Winkle build.

  • @WohaoG
    @WohaoG 11 месяцев назад +4

    The world's greatest steam deck*
    Have you seen what Bringus has been doing?

    • @joeconti2396
      @joeconti2396 11 месяцев назад

      As soon as Sean said Chimera OS I immediately thought of Bringus hahaha

  • @mattrichardson4351
    @mattrichardson4351 11 месяцев назад +3

    we need a LTT build off .. this is awesome

  • @JohnSmith-xq1pz
    @JohnSmith-xq1pz 11 месяцев назад +3

    My Acer Aspire One D270 netbook turned ultra portable DosBox/ gaming machine. First time being repurposed with shenanigans?

  • @rezzontd
    @rezzontd 11 месяцев назад +7

    I can not overstate how much I enjoy these shenanigans. You're a pioneer, and an inspiration.

  • @LuisMercadoorg
    @LuisMercadoorg 11 месяцев назад +3

    This embodies the Cyberpunk ethos of high tech, low life perfectly.

  • @proteque
    @proteque 11 месяцев назад +4

    haha fantastic! Would be lot of work... but worth it to get that membrane keyboard to work

  • @lokelaufeyson9931
    @lokelaufeyson9931 11 месяцев назад +7

    best steam deck i have seen so far :) Would love to use it on buses and trains

  • @rustkitty
    @rustkitty 11 месяцев назад +6

    Mad genius at work here. The original industrial PC video introduced me to this channel and it's good to see that it's the gift that keeps on giving.

  • @christopherdecorte1599
    @christopherdecorte1599 11 месяцев назад +2

    You could mount that pc into a coffee table and get some real arcade joysticks and buttons with the controller board. Also mod the monitor to pop-up would be beneficial. But that is a cool little setup.

  • @varno
    @varno 11 месяцев назад +2

    You could probably use a modern usb microcontrollers and a USB keyboard firmware to get the membrane buttons working given the way the cabling looks like just passive switches.

  • @randomreviews9016
    @randomreviews9016 11 месяцев назад +3

    The starfield photoshop was so on point I thought someone modded the Allen in the game :D
    You could also find a second hand ipad mini (old one, like 4 not to waste any updated one) and fit it, inside to have a retro media / domotic station :D

  • @DanielKingMusic01
    @DanielKingMusic01 11 месяцев назад +1

    I really enjoyed this video it’s a shame that it has a better help ad in it. I can’t really feel comfortable sharing a video that promotes such a evil company.

  • @BowsettesFury
    @BowsettesFury 11 месяцев назад +1

    Yeah, someone had a stroke. I don’t think it was of genius though. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Njk87
    @Njk87 11 месяцев назад +1

    In a thousand years when they dig this up, they will teach the kids of that era that this was gaming computers of the time.... Lol

  • @Francois_L_7933
    @Francois_L_7933 11 месяцев назад +1

    If you troll eBay, there are some 32 bit PCI to 8 bit ISA adapters. Maybe these would work for the membrane keyboard?
    I'd also hide the speakers behind one of the front panels, and maybe mount a couple of USB ports if there is space. 😎

  • @BringusStudios
    @BringusStudios 9 месяцев назад

    Impressive. Now let's see Paul Allen's Steam Deck.

    • @nickblack2006
      @nickblack2006 2 месяца назад

      Hmmmm maybe a colab you handsome fella.

  • @MichaelBosworth-y9r
    @MichaelBosworth-y9r 4 месяца назад +1

    Do a lets play, and make the keyboard work PLEASE

  • @fractalMD
    @fractalMD 11 месяцев назад +4

    Omg. I would totally invite you to a LAN party with this beast. Epic.

  • @unknownsoldier4156
    @unknownsoldier4156 11 месяцев назад +4

    This thing is looking good! And you've got the approval from the industrial automation crews so keep up the good work!

  • @juanmacias5922
    @juanmacias5922 11 месяцев назад +3

    14:51 LMFAO "portable" indeed!

  • @retropuffer2986
    @retropuffer2986 11 месяцев назад +4

    This is so wrong yet so awesome.

  • @emmabentley7945
    @emmabentley7945 11 месяцев назад +2

    This is freaking bonkers and I absolutely love it ❤❤

  • @johnarthur4555
    @johnarthur4555 11 месяцев назад +6

    We need more of this madness, its brilliant!

  • @RealGengarTV
    @RealGengarTV 11 месяцев назад +1

    There's a 32 bit PCI to 8 bit ISA with riser cable on Ali express. I see there's an available PCI slot under the graphs card and if he reroute the HDMI cable he can use that bracket to mount the controller card... Now comes the question if Linux supports it 😅 Linux is pretty good with legacy support

  • @arlandi
    @arlandi 11 месяцев назад +1

    You just built a Steam Industrial Engine

  • @hydroponicgard
    @hydroponicgard 11 месяцев назад +1

    This isn't a steam deck, it's a steam table.
    -RWolfe 2023

  • @carltonleboss
    @carltonleboss 11 месяцев назад +1

    Please take this to next year's WhaleLAN

  • @terminallyonline5296
    @terminallyonline5296 11 месяцев назад +1

    14:48 the audacity to "one more thing" us.

  • @hyperturbotechnomike
    @hyperturbotechnomike 11 месяцев назад +1

    If i would live in the same country as you, i'd join your LAN party with my Wincor Nixdorf embedded banking system with a heavy aluminium rackmount case (sadly not a panel pc,but still cool)

    • @ActionRetro
      @ActionRetro  11 месяцев назад +1

      amazing

    • @hyperturbotechnomike
      @hyperturbotechnomike 11 месяцев назад

      @@ActionRetro I'm trying to get my hands on a complete ATM machine for some time to repurpose it as a funny arcade cabinet, but i haven't been lucky yet, since they are almost impossible to come by where i live, even for an electronics engineer.
      A friend of mine once built a cash register gaming system, where he wrote his own python program, where Instead of clicking a menu, he is able to use the barcode scanner and a strip of paper on the keyboard as an application launcher. The extra keys on the keyboard were repurposed as programmable macro keys and the customer display which is connected via serial port is displaying temperature, fan RPM, weather feed and other things. Maybe this is something you could try out too.
      There is also a lot of medical equipment which uses PC hardware. Imagine using various medical sensors as a game controller inputs. Controlling a game with internal organs or with EEG and the power of your mind. Or less appetizing: doom colonscopy edition.

  • @NJRoadfan
    @NJRoadfan 11 месяцев назад +1

    Portable Steam Deck? Next weekend perhaps?

  • @kingtom
    @kingtom 11 месяцев назад

    “The Ship of Theseus” is dated terminology now. Henceforth, we’ll call this philosophical debate “The Computer of Allen-Bradley.”

  • @rockyhill3
    @rockyhill3 11 месяцев назад

    I think the Allen bradley steamdeck would make a great T-Shirt, I would certainly buy one. Now that's what I call a cyberdeck! keep it up, great video!

  • @johnkristian
    @johnkristian 11 месяцев назад

    There are pcie to isa adapters ... Try it!! And why didn't u use a sfx power supply???

  • @robloxian1585
    @robloxian1585 11 месяцев назад

    A man after my own heart...turning what would be otherwise considered useless junk in to an abomination just for pleasure (i made a multimedia center pc "thing" using the guts of an old windows tablet...and also the abomination that is my portable ps2).oh and u could have used the other half of the gamepad, i had one like it, but i guess u didn't want to waste time soldering a bunch of wires to the connection points of the flat flex cable.
    I really enjoyed ur video 👍

  • @digitalsparky
    @digitalsparky 11 месяцев назад

    "Modern motherboards do not have ISA slots"... that's not exactly true, have a look for industrial motherboards, you'd be surprised how much legacy stuff is mixed in to some of them :).
    Also, a quick search found that a company called ARS Technologies makes this thing: usb2isa-r - USB 2.0 to ISA card, so that may be a potential addon for ya ;)

  • @NeverlandSystemZor
    @NeverlandSystemZor 10 месяцев назад

    I have never heard of this machine - and my dad had 50+ old computers when i was a teen... HP all-in-one units with a tiny screen, printer, etc... old Apple IIs, Sinclair, ZX-Spectrums, TRS-80, and a TON of obscure stuff- even one that used 8" floppies...

  • @ShiggitayMediaProductions
    @ShiggitayMediaProductions 11 месяцев назад

    Awww you didn't mention me this time... haha I see you got the parts from MicroCenter... That associate commision tag tho... haha. Great video. It made me cringe, but it was fun to watch!

  • @CatFish107
    @CatFish107 11 месяцев назад

    Wow, annoying delivery right from the start!
    EVERY STATEMENT AN EXCLAMATION!

  • @SKY11211213
    @SKY11211213 10 месяцев назад

    SteamOS gamemode is meant to be played in 4:3 aspect ratio. I use a NEC FE2111 on it when valve breaks support for my OLED TV and it is so much nicer

  • @kbhasi
    @kbhasi 11 месяцев назад +1

    (8:13) Those monitors usually have a setting to flip the display, but I have a different model of surveillance monitor with the same UI and do remember that the rotation setting on that didnt persist when power was disconnected.
    (12:56) Haha that's an Xbox Series S/X controller, not an Xbox 360 controller, but I guess that's close enough. 😆

  • @UpLateGeek
    @UpLateGeek 11 месяцев назад

    Wait, I just realised this is the same Allen-Bradley that used to make those old fashioned brown cylindrical carbon composition resistors (as opposed to the modern dog bone shaped ones) you see in vintage electronics from the 60s/70s (and possibly earlier). So yeah, they've definitely got a long history in vintage electronics.

  • @TaijanDean
    @TaijanDean 11 месяцев назад +1

    Even though I think it blasphemous to replace the floppy drive, this thing is pretty awesome!

  • @ironhead2008
    @ironhead2008 11 месяцев назад +1

    Might try hunting down a wraith prism cooler. It should handle that processor with minimal issue and give you the clearance you need for the PSU

    • @ironhead2008
      @ironhead2008 11 месяцев назад

      @@lurch789 It was designed for a 105 watt TDP chip, it's not whisper quiet like some demand nowadays, but it should get the job done. If you're talking about those transient temp spikes you see regularly, supposedly the silicon is designed to deal with it. You really have to overbuild your cooling solution to drag those spikes down.