1:11 This episode starts off with court 👨⚖ 22:22 Home Depot Girl 🖌 25:57 Zion throwing bands 💵 31:18 Floyd Mayweather vs John Gotti III 🥊 47:55 NBA Youngboy never lied/ Conor McGregor 🤣 55:54 Grand Turismo in real life?!?! (Cool story) 58:59 The group discusses Drake/Durk 🚿 1:17:18 Voicemails 1:44:06 Mal breaks the simulation 🤣 1:59:42 Wild Voicemail 💀 2:03:54 Sports 🏀 2:07:30 Quincy Reese Jr/Outro ***Please show support, give a like and a sub👍🏾***
When Mal slipped up and asked Rory "You date outside your race" as if Rory was black, I died! Cause it was so innocent and made sense at the same time. That whole segment was hilarious!!!
YES! Also world, please know that there are people from the Bronx who DO NOT subscribe to Mal's POV. I wish someone would take the time to have a real conversation with Mal about the history of colorism/anti-blackness in the US AND abroad (e.g., Latin America, Asia and the Middle East). Maybe then Mal could understand why some of us have a problem with other POC using the "n word" so freely? He might even understand why YesJulz was condemned for (among other things) asking the internet if she could wear a "Niggas lie a lot" shirt before attending a public concert. Bitch huh???? Finally, if someone could explain the difference between race, nationality and ethnicity to both Mal AND Julian, it would be much appreciated. I really want them to understand how Ana de Armas, YesJulz and Snoh Alegra could qualify RACIALLY as white women here in the US, despite being ETHNICALLY "diverse" (e.g., Cuban, Italian/Puerto Rican and Iranian). Just saying.
I'm from CT & Latinos ain't never been pressed about saying the N word..it's been a part of culture in the hip hop world..now ppl wanna act super woke & act like Latinos is racist for saying it...i stopped saying it for argument sake but alot of ppl tryna act extra woke about shit now a days
Mal is cappin this whole Podcast..From saying Yesjulz can say ninja,..😢 to Drake gotta make a statement on Dj Drama getting his chain snatched,..and Boxers should jump in the octagon with Mma fighters...This Ninja probably on another juice cleanse and is light headed😂😂
theres no way he hasnt been in a relationship but no way has it been a serious one cause really said he wont change for a woman and dont care if she flirts with other men, thats cap
Condoning and caping for this white woman or any other person to say the N word is insane Mal. You gotta tighten up brother cause that’s insane. Let Rory come in there talking about wassup my n***a and see how the episode go. And everyone just electric slides by that 🥱
Depending on where you’re from or where you grew up people who are not black saying the N-word is not that big a deal it’s just not. New York, and most of California are extremely multicultural, and the only people who are condemned for saying the N-word are white people.
It should be a crime that this episode doesn't have more views. 😂😂😂😂 Also, the idea of Mal branding the women he sleeps with. Using the money bag emoji is INSANE.🤣😂🤣😂💰
Julian-"would you take her on a date?" Mal-"yea why not.. I've taken plenty women on dates" 😒😒 DAWG, you know what he meant by him asking you that. All that extra shit after "yea" was unnecessary lmao. "Not in a sexual way"..SIR
Dude from Houston who stopped talking to a girl because she follows Mal and met him at a show is a sick individual LMAO Saying "I cant compete with his knees" is fuckin insane 🤣🤣
I don’t remember the last time i laughed that loud and hard while being alone in the crib. I didn’t even know i could still laugh like that Im in tears honestly 😂 2:00:55
While mal going off is hilarious its even funnier when u know hes wrong😂😂😂. Ask mal how many money bags he put under Lizzo pics or chicks who looks mid af lmaoo. Nigga put 💰💰💰 on only fine ass chicks then gonna say his girl would be trippen if she asked him to stop
Mal is wylin, he clearly jaded and that moneybag convo hit close to home. Its just certain stuff you do while you single that you dont do while you in a relationship. Especially some petty stuff like emojis
@wes7949 I'm married. I don't care what Mal does. There is a reason he's been single most of his adult life though. Everybody doesn't believe in marriage and that's cool but to have no serious long term relationships pushing 50 is weird🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️
MAL WAS BIG CAP! He dont even want his girl to have friends that are males. Or a work husband etc. No way he ok with her droppin emojis. He sound nuts and then gets turned up cuz they are right about him
Mal acting like black people dating outside their race and white people dating outside their race are the same. Come on man. You know there's layers to this.
There is rarely a way to have the weight loss conversation that isn’t offensive or won’t cause emotional discomfort on some level. The proper thing to do is have the conversation and spend time/days afterward doing things that ensure the woman understands you are still interested in her but want the best for her and you.
1:11 This episode starts off with court 👨⚖
22:22 Home Depot Girl 🖌
25:57 Zion throwing bands 💵
31:18 Floyd Mayweather vs John Gotti III 🥊
47:55 NBA Youngboy never lied/ Conor McGregor 🤣
55:54 Grand Turismo in real life?!?! (Cool story)
58:59 The group discusses Drake/Durk 🚿
1:17:18 Voicemails
1:44:06 Mal breaks the simulation 🤣
1:59:42 Wild Voicemail 💀
2:03:54 Sports 🏀
2:07:30 Quincy Reese Jr/Outro
***Please show support, give a like and a sub👍🏾***
Gracias
@@thabowtie De nada amigo 👍🏾
Rip to the young man Quincy Reese Jr 🙏🏿🙏🏿🤲🏿🤲🏿
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When Mal slipped up and asked Rory "You date outside your race" as if Rory was black, I died! Cause it was so innocent and made sense at the same time. That whole segment was hilarious!!!
W’s in the chat
YO😂😂
Mind you his type is Kelly Rowland skin colour too lol his been around him for a while and forgot, it’s not the norm
Me too! 🤣🤣🤣 He forgot Rory was white
Time stamp?? 🤣🤣
It’s clear as day why Mal has been single for the last 15 years.
I think u should listen to 1:44:25 again because u clearly didn't.
Crystal!
Bro definitely hasn’t had girlfriends before 😂
Does Mal like women?
This is just a reminder that Mal has THE silliest opinions on race. The world is not the Bronx
YES! Also world, please know that there are people from the Bronx who DO NOT subscribe to Mal's POV.
I wish someone would take the time to have a real conversation with Mal about the history of colorism/anti-blackness in the US AND abroad (e.g., Latin America, Asia and the Middle East). Maybe then Mal could understand why some of us have a problem with other POC using the "n word" so freely? He might even understand why YesJulz was condemned for (among other things) asking the internet if she could wear a "Niggas lie a lot" shirt before attending a public concert. Bitch huh????
Finally, if someone could explain the difference between race, nationality and ethnicity to both Mal AND Julian, it would be much appreciated. I really want them to understand how Ana de Armas, YesJulz and Snoh Alegra could qualify RACIALLY as white women here in the US, despite being ETHNICALLY "diverse" (e.g., Cuban, Italian/Puerto Rican and Iranian). Just saying.
“The world is not the Bronx” is hilarious Lmfao
There is only one race🥴 ethnicity their norms depends on where they live. He is right, I have experienced both.
@manbeekooSame. Im from Philly too and the N Word is definitely used by Latin folks around here. And like he said, it's all about context.
I'm from CT & Latinos ain't never been pressed about saying the N word..it's been a part of culture in the hip hop world..now ppl wanna act super woke & act like Latinos is racist for saying it...i stopped saying it for argument sake but alot of ppl tryna act extra woke about shit now a days
Julian saying Sally's is the beauty store for Black women just made me yelp out loud in this library 😂😭
This is how you know Julian doesn’t like Black women romantically or have them around platonically
Told me everything I needed to know 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fuccin hilarious 🤣
Idk how many episodes it’s been like this but I literally just noticed the mic stands 😂🤣 1:45:02
SAME!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mal was tight about that moneybag shit.
Julien talks like he’s so unimpressed by everything and nobody is worth wasting his breath 😂😂
Mal out of his depth talking about relationships 😭, do not take that man’s advice 🤣
Rory saying Mal is Yesjulz’s Zion Williamson is crazy lmfaooo 😂
Mal is cappin this whole Podcast..From saying Yesjulz can say ninja,..😢 to Drake gotta make a statement on Dj Drama getting his chain snatched,..and Boxers should jump in the octagon with Mma fighters...This Ninja probably on another juice cleanse and is light headed😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mal: “i’m not insecure.”
Also Mal: “absolutely not. My girl can’t go to a podcast with her male bestfriend. Idc if I’m not interested in the show”
Mal on trial = comedy 😂😂😂
This show is getting a lot better. Been a listener since day one I’m glad to see the progression.
Idk how I feel about Mal 😂 7 years later. I be right herr with him on some things and be looking at him with a side eye on other things 😂
Mal saying "Hell no!" In response to a Swedish woman being white is hilarious
him pronouncing her name like that is even funnier fr
She is irani lol I’m in Sweden and she is not considered white. She isn’t black but they consider her the others they dislike equally.
Mal be wildin, super cap. Never bin in a relationship 😂😂
theres no way he hasnt been in a relationship but no way has it been a serious one cause really said he wont change for a woman and dont care if she flirts with other men, thats cap
Someone get Dr Umar on the line 😂
😭😭😂😂😂
😂😂💯💯💯
"Block university" was great 😂😂
BU! lol
Yo Mal going off is Top 5 Mal Moments all time 😂😂😂
Facts! Mal went off but he was right!
Time stamp 👀
@@brieljones231:44:00
He was cooking
They hit a nerve with mal lmaoo
Mal was pressed about the whole Yes Julz situation
Mal ain’t got the smallest “back” either , so I appreciate him putting that into a “we” context, great save..and great episode …😂💯
Mal money bags breaking up relationship is crazy 😂😂😂
Let me guess …. Mal don’t understand what everyone is taking about
“You wanna go eat?” 😂😂😂😂 it’s so hard for us men out here like social media changed the game !
Mal went off towards the end, how niggas mad at a girl telling me good morning ?! 😂😂😂
Are you black saying the nword
😂😂😂😂
“I don’t think about men before 3:30 PM Eastern standard time” This nigga Mal is GOATed
We need to start making Julian raise his hand when he wants to speak..... 🤣🤣🤣
“Got ‘Em……. He’s A Chocklit Lover!!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"outside of ya race" was mad funny
Mal did that shit… Whatever they accusing him of, he did that shit… He couldn’t contain that emotion at all during this episode 🤣
1:23:44 “ladies and gentleman…we got him” 😭😭😭
edin’s response to Mal saying he’s not stubborn 😂🤣
Rory's defence of Mal is crazy he's pressing him like he the DA.
We need answers
As he should!!
Mal’s usual takes aren’t consistent with him being okay with his gf commenting some kind of vague emoji under every attractive guy’s post
Mal stubborn as hell
Condoning and caping for this white woman or any other person to say the N word is insane Mal. You gotta tighten up brother cause that’s insane. Let Rory come in there talking about wassup my n***a and see how the episode go. And everyone just electric slides by that 🥱
Depending on where you’re from or where you grew up people who are not black saying the N-word is not that big a deal it’s just not. New York, and most of California are extremely multicultural, and the only people who are condemned for saying the N-word are white people.
@@s.0.u.p896 but yulz is white so I don’t see your point
@@josephjames335 they contradicted they own point 😂
😂😂😂 that final voicemail rant on Mal....guy who sent it is nuts
Dude was super fuckin funny
I like how Mal pressed Rory about preferring to date black girls...they press Mal 2-3 times a show...plus Rory was full of shit...😂😂😂😂😂😂
“That’s sexist”
“I know” 😂😂😂😂
I died 😂😂😂😂
That “thanks Shaq” joke from Rory was gold folks don’t be getting his humor bruh I swear 🤣
Rory played a decent lawyer 😭😭😭😭
He did😂
😂
It should be a crime that this episode doesn't have more views. 😂😂😂😂
Also, the idea of Mal branding the women he sleeps with. Using the money bag emoji is INSANE.🤣😂🤣😂💰
Julian-"would you take her on a date?"
Mal-"yea why not.. I've taken plenty women on dates"
😒😒 DAWG, you know what he meant by him asking you that. All that extra shit after "yea" was unnecessary lmao. "Not in a sexual way"..SIR
I'm with Mal! You out ya fucking mind if you think I'm gonna ANYONE 107k a month! Zion is tripping!
He is ruining the market smh😂😂
@@gceruzzi8282shit is wild bruh like they don’t think like that
Zion is tipping *
Demaris definitely believes in that “Happy wife, happy life 💁🏾♀️”. Her weight gain take was crazy😂
Mal lives in a fantasy world.
The emotion Mal showed today is equal to all his time on JBP😂😂. The man will never be married lol.
Mal may be alone the rest of his life.
Dude from Houston who stopped talking to a girl because she follows Mal and met him at a show is a sick individual LMAO Saying "I cant compete with his knees" is fuckin insane 🤣🤣
Mal talking about I'm wired different.....My Ninga you're almost 50 throwing money bag emojis
Mal is soo hard to produce, I see why Joe was frustrated
That part
Wdym
Mal going crazy at the end of the episode needs to happen more 🎉
All those money bags is nasty!!! 😂😂😂
I would never spam emojis in a random girls comments, I guess I’m just wired differently
"if she get fat, she get fat" - room erupts and boos demaris
If anyone was offended, they must just be new to Mal. This is par the course.
Mal got emotional bout the trial that nigga guilty jest keep it 💯 😭😭😭
I don’t remember the last time i laughed that loud and hard while being alone in the crib. I didn’t even know i could still laugh like that Im in tears honestly 😂
2:00:55
I've never seen Mal this tight before....he really doesn't see how wrong he was..the whole entire episode he was just wrong.
facts. Mal was massively incorrect this whole recording.
@@francisandoh7904 he was but got damn he was killin me 😂😂😂
While mal going off is hilarious its even funnier when u know hes wrong😂😂😂. Ask mal how many money bags he put under Lizzo pics or chicks who looks mid af lmaoo. Nigga put 💰💰💰 on only fine ass chicks then gonna say his girl would be trippen if she asked him to stop
Whoever do y'all thumbnails is half goat/half sick
rory is dying laughing !!! lol mal wildin!!!
Mal is wylin, he clearly jaded and that moneybag convo hit close to home. Its just certain stuff you do while you single that you dont do while you in a relationship. Especially some petty stuff like emojis
Is he the one taking emojis too seriously? Or is that you?🤔🤣
@wes7949 I'm married. I don't care what Mal does. There is a reason he's been single most of his adult life though. Everybody doesn't believe in marriage and that's cool but to have no serious long term relationships pushing 50 is weird🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️
@1:44:20 Mal response was the greatest and realest in the world!! 🤣🤣🤣
Between Mal’s money bags and Larry June’s oranges no one is safe
Mal is too cool for everything
Mal you tripping…
Mal like for white girls to call him niggaaa
Mal kept it G!! Passed the side 🥷 test wit flying colors 💯
He's a "chocolate love"😂😂😂😂
Yo Mal is trippin 😂😂😂 bro relationship iq is so low
😂😂😂😂😂
Mal without a hat is like Mickey without the ears
WILD😂😂😂
Best thumbnails in the game 😤
These episodes been on 🔥 last month or so
MAL WAS BIG CAP!
He dont even want his girl to have friends that are males. Or a work husband etc. No way he ok with her droppin emojis. He sound nuts and then gets turned up cuz they are right about him
I'm not rocking with Juelz. Mal refuses to see how problematic she is
Same here. A person is more than her looks and her just seeming cool. I don’t trust white broads like her.
Literally no one asked you
@shakerbaker11788 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 people be so emotionally invested into other people lives. Shit is hilarious
It’s respect man. Mal ain’t been in a real relationship
Nobody:
Mal: We in a simulation
Mal tripping with being ok with non melinated people saying the n word. Fam will stand so firm on some silly shit but this you ok with 😂
Mal canceled. He basically saying anybody other than black calling him a n word is insane. I see why Joe got rid of him
"We have a professional relationship sir."
"Gross." 😂😂
Mal act like he don’t know nothing about nothing
Mal got a thing for them Pawgs lmao
Mal acting like black people dating outside their race and white people dating outside their race are the same. Come on man. You know there's layers to this.
He really acts dumb
1:11:29 takin off your shoes after entering someone’s house is UN-common? so y’all just got people walkin around ya crib wit outside shoes on?
Mal and Julian need to not speak on Black women, especially with Mal’s past.
Yo ....... shut up
Especially wit Mal standing wit this racist bih
@@MackieValzsu mckenzie
@@yuioyup nigga is black
@@yuioyup niggas*
Mal look like my dad when he used to sit me down for a “talk” with his hat off, and that fit on. 😂
There is rarely a way to have the weight loss conversation that isn’t offensive or won’t cause emotional discomfort on some level. The proper thing to do is have the conversation and spend time/days afterward doing things that ensure the woman understands you are still interested in her but want the best for her and you.
Mal really started snapping 😂😂😂
you would have thought mal invented the moneybag emoji the way he uses and defends it lol
MAGA Mal is from the Bronx but never heard a woman say my ni$$a? lmao. That’s like someone from Saudi Arabia saying they never seen sand.
Shaq " I can have the Buick to you tomorrow" lol 🤣🤣🤣.
Julian sounds more... "colorful" than he looks. *SpongeBob hands with the rainbow*. 😂
Mal was extra emotional this episode I wonder why
bc of social media everything is a performance now..mal speaking factz
Marcus from Houston is crazy 😂😂
Mal thinks everything is an insecurity and probably wouldn’t admit to his own insecurities
He hot offended when Joe called him insecure
and really......is it insecurity or.....Security!!! on your behalf. because the way mal is talking his wife has permission to CASUALLY flirt.
Mal on Boxing v MMA is worse than Charlamagne's sports takes😅
Mal thinks he's not stubborn 🤣.