Such an amazing song. I was struggling so much when I was in Middle School and I thought my life was over. But, after hearing this song and listening to it daily, my life has changed. My grades started soaring and I was doing really well socially. The part when the mayonnaise starts going up the escalator really changed my life.
Truly a life changing piece of artwork to be remembered throughout history, The Mayonnaise on an Escalator is truly a representation of the human mind. In this essay I will…
It actually is technically, anything you can beat on or make sound with can in fact be used as an instrument, therefore you can shake and beat mayonnaise to make music which counts as an instrument. (I learned this by asking my band teacher if mayonnaise is an instrument and he told me this credit to him)
If you were to play 6 of these at the same time and add every other annoying song you can imagine, it would probably only represent 10% of what does on in my head.... 😅
I feel like all of my scrolling through random RUclips recommendations was meant for this single moment spent watching a mayonnaise jar go upstairs on an escalator, beautiful.
Fun fact: Mayonnaise is said to be the invention of the French chef of the Duke de Richelieu in 1756. While the Duke was defeating the British at Port Mahon, his chef was creating a victory feast that included a sauce made of cream and eggs.
This is perfection. The video is a masterpiece. The audio is 5 stars. And I dunno why but I laughed so hard at the fact that the audio is rock and roll but the text makes it feel like its calmer. Lol.
@@notgoldarcgameplay9213 I do use headphones and its just beautiful, I put this and gamed with it . Got 5 kill streaks even tho I suck at video games lol
So imagine this….. You go to work as a substitute teacher. You expect kids to be kids but some random 7th grader is singing this over and over and over again. It drives you crazy. And you don’t know where on earth it came from. You’ve never heard it before. So you get home and look it up and find this. This is really my life…..😂
Such an inspiring video. Seeing the mayonnaise go up the escalator totally changed my look on life. I will make it my mission to bring all the mayonnaise jars in the world to go up escalators like its their life!
Every time something embarrassing happens to me, or to characters in comics or fanfics that I read, this. This plays in my head on loop. For a good 3 hours.
This video is an exquisite masterpiece, out of every single video I have ever even heard of on the entire platform, this by far has enlightened me to do fly, lose 90 pounds and even become the president of the The Milky way, and I'm going to tell you why this is such a masterpiece as if hearing the creators, no, god of this universes luscious voice. I would like to express my thanks to you. My gratitude for your indisputably magnificent assistance is almost infinite. Your efforts have not gone unnoticed. I really like your contribution that you have in our society, you really make a difference and help others out, the world could always use more people like you. Gosh, what a polite and humble fellow. It is such a kind honour for someone as low as me to be in contact with someone of a level such as yours. I thank you once again my good friend. A world without you, would be a world I would not be able to live in, and I believe I share that opinion with most people. I can rest easy tonight knowing you helped. I appreciate you and everything you stand for and on behalf of everyone on planet earth, thanks. Yes I 100% agree no lie I am 100 percent with you in this statement no question. You are completely absolutely correct and have made no mistake in your sentence whatsoever and I applaud you for that as you have made a thoughtful statement that many agree with and those that disagree are in the minority because your statement has absolutely no faults and thus is completely without a question correct and deserves nothing but agreement. Every human being so watch this video, for it is their only purpose. And by the way, even if you are blind, just the sheer power of the sound coming from this video is already, in fact worthy for a Nobel prize. It is a very powerful, moving song that showcased the capabilities of human emotion. It used groundbreaking technology to create stunning sounds that would mesmerize the listeners. This song is suitable for all ages; whether you're 5 years old, or 50, or even 5000 you should try listen to this. The way it start, the way it end, the way it calm your soul down, lift your spirit up and show you the way of living is inspiring and it showcases the spectrum of human nature and how humans communicate with each other. This song revolutionized the music industry and set the bar high for other songs. In the future historians will look back on this song and regard it as the pinnacle of human achievement. It was a roller-coaster from start to finish, the nail-biting song will leave you on the edge of your seat from start to finish. Listeners will find themselves absorbed by the heartwarming tale of a relentless, determined mayonnaise jar who didn't let societies standards shape his/her/it's life. I was shocked by how intense and gripping this video was. The plot is rich, unpredictable and touching. This is truly one of the pieces of cinematography ever. Actors were hired, and they acted. Directors and scriptwriters were put in place, and they set up the premise and co-ordinated it. CGI artists were employed, and they produced some of the CGI I've seen. This isn't your typical video, this song is a war with one's emotions. Tales of the majestic mayonnaise jar going up on a escalator combine with the amazing vocal cord coming from this man and the fantastic way of declaring that it was going upstairs, and the final goodbye note from it has prove that this is a stirring masterpiece that only comes once in a millennium. This thrilling sound makes it a jaw-dropping performance that properly utilizes the medium. I rate this song 10000 Morbilion out of 10 , and will never listen/eat/watch/drink to it again as every time I get saddened by the the fact that there will never be a song worthy to compete, let alone replace this masterpiece.
Mayonnaise on an escalator, it’s going upstairs so see ya later! Bye bye, to the sky, I wanna see you as you’re gettin’ so high! You know you’re not gonna stay, you’re escalatin’ away! Outta my life, and outta my day! Look back at me now! I wanna see you again! I give you my vow, my mayonnaise-y friend! Mayonnaise, mayonnaise, mayonnaise! Mayonnaise, mayonnaise, mayonnaise, on an escalator!!!!
@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ God bless men and woman around the Earth and to live a happy peaceful life and may the bread and wine be a remembrance for people around the world 🙏
Y’all gotta stop talking about your religion when it doesn’t relate to the video maybe I’m just dumb and it does but it’s a bit annoying when ur looking at reply’s and it’s just a random thing from the Bible or something I’m sorry if it comes off as rude but I’m just saying
@@ronnas4592 it doesn’t come off as rude! Don’t worry! I don’t like or appreciate these comments either as they are printing beliefs onto others when not all of us are Christian! Some of us are muslims or Jews or in my case I’m a atheist!
Original by Mayonaise God
ur welcome
Edit: Wait why did It get unpinned
Thx man
Pinned
@@notgoldarcgameplay9213 No problem, bud
Thx
@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ Im a motherfreaking Pebble how Am i supposed to read
Great.
No ads.
No clickbait.
Loud and clear.
Straight to the point.
got a 11 sec unskippable add sadly
@@eidiu3551 don't be shy report it i do that too and i made a company bankrupt
@@rubymaiden8173 :D
@@rubymaiden8173 how?
This isn’t great, this is PERFECT
This is officially mayonnaise aproved
yes
cgs on getting pinned
*y* *e* *s*
@@lanigachafriends4235 y e s (and it is)
Mhm
This is easily the best AC/DC cover ever.
351 likes no comments lemme fix that
Such an amazing song. I was struggling so much when I was in Middle School and I thought my life was over. But, after hearing this song and listening to it daily, my life has changed. My grades started soaring and I was doing really well socially. The part when the mayonnaise starts going up the escalator really changed my life.
This is really inspiring
*this comment remindes me of that praising bacon comments*
Truly a life changing piece of artwork to be remembered throughout history, The Mayonnaise on an Escalator is truly a representation of the human mind. In this essay I will…
After 20 years, we finally have discovered that mayonnaise can, in fact, be an instrument.
As a squidward Stan, I deny that, mayonnaise is not an instrument
It actually is technically, anything you can beat on or make sound with can in fact be used as an instrument, therefore you can shake and beat mayonnaise to make music which counts as an instrument.
(I learned this by asking my band teacher if mayonnaise is an instrument and he told me this credit to him)
Only 22? I thought this was an age old question
Oops sorry I accidentally sent another comment of that. Once again sorry.
@@TotallyNotFanatic25 You can use 'em as drums, *mate*
The fact that it was screen recorded makes this even better 😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
Ikrrrrrrrrrrr
@Evan Yates your time , life, birth certificate, is cringe.
Ikr
@Evan Yates your dad was an unplugged toaster and even he didn’t love you
me: just trying to sleep,
my brain:
Same here, it's 3am
My brain during a test
dude i am going to 6th grade in a day so this might play in my head
If you were to play 6 of these at the same time and add every other annoying song you can imagine, it would probably only represent 10% of what does on in my head.... 😅
what I think about when I’m at school
I feel like all of my scrolling through random RUclips recommendations was meant for this single moment spent watching a mayonnaise jar go upstairs on an escalator, beautiful.
i cannot express how perfect this is.
I almost broke out in tears after listening to his speech. Truly heartwarming.
Edit: Thanks for all the likes, really appreciate it
It’s inspiring
@@brianorozco1074 very
I tried do that in the mall
@@ZedEditss how did it go
Funny and everyone laughed
That jar of mayonnaise had more character development in 6 seconds than I've had in my entire life
We know
And it had more screen time the tenten
@@TheMightyFuze9230 tenten never had any screen time to start with
@@RealNotGoldArc btw your first reply was one of the harshest roasts ive received in a long time
@@Reignor99 bruh 2 words was one of the harshest roasts you had? That's a harsh roast just by itself
As legend says;
"Any video under 1 minute and is bad quality, is legendary."
Edit: wow 1.7k likes i didn't think I'd get so famous I-
FACTS
Even "Me at the zoo"
Ikr
you can say that again to "OMG" cat
Yes
Man, hybrids are crazy
Lol
Fun fact: Mayonnaise is said to be the invention of the French chef of the Duke de Richelieu in 1756. While the Duke was defeating the British at Port Mahon, his chef was creating a victory feast that included a sauce made of cream and eggs.
Thanks Bro, i will forgetbit probably tho
mayo doesn't contain dairy tho, so no cream
You learn something new every day!
Underrated comment
thats actually interesting
The quality content we all deserve
It inspired me to put my Mayo on an escalator
Facts
Suicide rate dropped 100%
I…don’t deserve this.
The character development is just incredible
Hello, Salvatore Vulcano
This brought tears to my eyes, it’s so beautiful
The second “bye” is absolutely perfect.
This mayonnaise is faster then the cameraman at the olympics
Ha
Cause I don't know hoe to express my laughter
No Patrick, mayonnaise is not faster then the cameraman at the olympics
@@thegoldenstation9723 yes it is
Doctor: Dreams have a meaning
My dreams:
Who else has been watching this on repeat for 6 hours
Me
Me too
i will in about 3
2
1
Me
@@silverbronzeee piss cheese
What an amazing peace of art, truly undescribable piece of glory, it brings me to tears every time I hear it.
Oh no. It’s the French.
@@codythecat01 Hon Hon hon
What she's thinking: He's probably thinking about other women...
What he's thinking:
Boomer meme : I hate my wife
Millennial meme : I hate my life
Gen Z meme : *M A Y O N N A I S E O N A N E S C A L A T O R*
Underrated comment
H E S G O I N G U P S T A I R S S O S E E Y O U L A T E R
B Y E B Y E T O T H E S K Y
This is perfection. The video is a masterpiece. The audio is 5 stars. And I dunno why but I laughed so hard at the fact that the audio is rock and roll but the text makes it feel like its calmer. Lol.
As a member Of both the escalator, and Mayonnaise Society, I have to humbly accept this token of worship
As a jar of mayonnaise on an escalator, I can confirm that this is accurate.
There can be only one
@@RealNotGoldArcis that a amazing world of Gumball reference?!
@@TateDaGreat05 sure
This is why I love the Internet, everything is out of context
When you're happy, you like the music.
When you're sad, you understand the lyrics.... :(
Such an inspiring speech
Yes it is
If I could play this on a plane, *I would.*
"no Patrick, mayonnaise is not a game"
Coming back to this after 2 years later. and this is still fucking awesome
Maybe this is why Patrick asked “Is Mayonnaise an instrument?”
My friend and me watched this 27 times in a row, it never gets old.
Same
Even after a year ½ it's not old 😂
@@RealNotGoldArc exaclty
Why is this my favorite meme!
It just is my guy
Sameee lol
*Wow this is so meaningful I could learn so much it could literally replace school!*
It already replaced school lol
@@notgoldarcgameplay9213 what did u film this on
The mayonnaise is the school 😎
The shool is not the mayonnaise
This has heavy "a potato flew around my room" vibes.
As an mayonnaise can myself I can say this is 100% accurate
OMG IM A FAN!
This masterpiece needs to be my alarm clock.
YES
I literally just made it my alarm sound
I had "screaming goat" then "are you gonna finish that croissant"
Inspirational, heartwarming, and hands down the best song known to man kind
It’s better than a minion meme
This video is:
✔ Life changing ✔ Informative
✔ Inspiring ✔ Heartwarming
✔ Useful ✔calming ✔Enjoyable
✔ Other
✔️ E
Horror*
✔️ Mayonnaise
Yes. I truly love this video. The mayonnaise shall move up the escalator
@Mundo Jogos #RoadTo500 ✔ To the sky
Someone: Is mayo an instrument?
Music teachers after seeing this: Y E S
that "bye bye" was the most aggressive way of addressing your leaving ive ever heard
Legends say the mayonnaise is still on the escalator
my lungs died from this after laughing so hard
Same
Same
@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ amen brother amen
@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ spammer
We hate simps, we love memes
This Was Very Inspiring, to my life
I will never forget this🥺
ME TO
@lincoln corbyn you didn't get the joke man..
Edit: He deleted his comment.
His comment was : how is this inspiring?
No one can ever forget this! It’s a masterpiece
@@Ahwff_ivi He’s A Karen LOL
This video will always have a special place in my heart❤️
certified mayonaise classic
I'm gonna start sending this to my mom every time we run out of mayonnaise.
@Cloud_YT_666 yes, I've done it about five times every time that I remember to send it to her. it has reminded her to get mayonnaise every time
“Can mayonnaise ride on an escalator?”
“No, Patrick, mayonnaise cannot ride an escalator-“
This video proves Squidward wrong.
"Horseradish cannot ride an escalator neither."
@@ohhellothere3732 horseradish can't, mayonnaise on the other hand...
I cant stop watching this over and over
lyrics:
Mayoneis on a eskelaetor
Is going ups tairs sou si yu leiter
BA BAAAI
Nice
TU THA SKIEE
this is a certified escalator classic
My last 7 dying braincells during an important exam:
Now this is music to my ears xD
Not for headphone users
I know it is it's so good seriously
@@notgoldarcgameplay9213 I do use headphones and its just beautiful, I put this and gamed with it .
Got 5 kill streaks even tho I suck at video games lol
I love this and I want the full version no matter what
Edit: I found it and you can too
Don’t even like mayonnaise but I like this
Same here😂😂
So imagine this…..
You go to work as a substitute teacher. You expect kids to be kids but some random 7th grader is singing this over and over and over again. It drives you crazy. And you don’t know where on earth it came from. You’ve never heard it before.
So you get home and look it up and find this.
This is really my life…..😂
Imagine being in a escalator and seeing mayo coming up, I would run for my life!
well that _escalated_ quickly
HOW DO I MAKE THAT?
Congratulations, you have won the award for funniest comment!
Unoriginal
Such an inspiring video. Seeing the mayonnaise go up the escalator totally changed my look on life. I will make it my mission to bring all the mayonnaise jars in the world to go up escalators like its their life!
GO FORTH AND PUT THE MAYONNAISE ON THE ESCALATOR
Dont get too confortable....
They may take over the world one day...
"No patrick,mayonnaise isn't an instrument."
I didn't regret a second of this art
this is the best video I've ever seen. Period.
If this is not played at my funeral I'm not dying
I have no words for this masterpiece 😶 😂
Dang it, Kryzo!
Ye
Every time something embarrassing happens to me, or to characters in comics or fanfics that I read, this. This plays in my head on loop. For a good 3 hours.
This is a certified hood classic
I laughed way more than I should have.
I remember laughing to this so hard when I was at my cousins house 😭😂 I ended up passing out on the kitchen floor of laughter lmao
I could put this on repeat for 10 hours and not get bored
15 second unskippable ad was worth it
lol this keeps popping up on my recommended even though ive watched it on loop around 176 times.
I cried when watching this. What an emotional video.
This video is an exquisite masterpiece, out of every single video I have ever even heard of on the entire platform, this by far has enlightened me to do fly, lose 90 pounds and even become the president of the The Milky way, and I'm going to tell you why this is such a masterpiece as if hearing the creators, no, god of this universes luscious voice. I would like to express my thanks to you. My gratitude for your indisputably magnificent assistance is almost infinite. Your efforts have not gone unnoticed. I really like your contribution that you have in our society, you really make a difference and help others out, the world could always use more people like you. Gosh, what a polite and humble fellow. It is such a kind honour for someone as low as me to be in contact with someone of a level such as yours. I thank you once again my good friend. A world without you, would be a world I would not be able to live in, and I believe I share that opinion with most people. I can rest easy tonight knowing you helped. I appreciate you and everything you stand for and on behalf of everyone on planet earth, thanks. Yes I 100% agree no lie I am 100 percent with you in this statement no question. You are completely absolutely correct and have made no mistake in your sentence whatsoever and I applaud you for that as you have made a thoughtful statement that many agree with and those that disagree are in the minority because your statement has absolutely no faults and thus is completely without a question correct and deserves nothing but agreement. Every human being so watch this video, for it is their only purpose. And by the way, even if you are blind, just the sheer power of the sound coming from this video is already, in fact worthy for a Nobel prize. It is a very powerful, moving song that showcased the capabilities of human emotion. It used groundbreaking technology to create stunning sounds that would mesmerize the listeners. This song is suitable for all ages; whether you're 5 years old, or 50, or even 5000 you should try listen to this. The way it start, the way it end, the way it calm your soul down, lift your spirit up and show you the way of living is inspiring and it showcases the spectrum of human nature and how humans communicate with each other. This song revolutionized the music industry and set the bar high for other songs. In the future historians will look back on this song and regard it as the pinnacle of human achievement. It was a roller-coaster from start to finish, the nail-biting song will leave you on the edge of your seat from start to finish. Listeners will find themselves absorbed by the heartwarming tale of a relentless, determined mayonnaise jar who didn't let societies standards shape his/her/it's life. I was shocked by how intense and gripping this video was. The plot is rich, unpredictable and touching. This is truly one of the pieces of cinematography ever. Actors were hired, and they acted. Directors and scriptwriters were put in place, and they set up the premise and co-ordinated it. CGI artists were employed, and they produced some of the CGI I've seen. This isn't your typical video, this song is a war with one's emotions. Tales of the majestic mayonnaise jar going up on a escalator combine with the amazing vocal cord coming from this man and the fantastic way of declaring that it was going upstairs, and the final goodbye note from it has prove that this is a stirring masterpiece that only comes once in a millennium. This thrilling sound makes it a jaw-dropping performance that properly utilizes the medium. I rate this song 10000 Morbilion out of 10 , and will never listen/eat/watch/drink to it again as every time I get saddened by the the fact that there will never be a song worthy to compete, let alone replace this masterpiece.
i was gonna read the whole thing but the text is too long sooo cool i guess
ALL HAILL THE MAYONAISE GOD
I DO NOT CARE IF IT IS SPELLED WRONG❤
You need a therapist
Your comment is so long, a book report could be written on it.
I will upload a book report of this comment soon
Everything about this video is perfect
Indeed
This is my favorite CDCA song
This meme actually made me laugh xD
this is beautiful
Indeed
Indeed
Me, just trying to sleep: STOPPPP
My brain: MAYONNAISE ON AN ESCALATOR ITS GOING UPSTAIRS SO SEE YA LATER! BYE BYE!!!!!!
0:04 me when my mom is very angry
This comes back into my mind every now and then.
I don't know why this exists, but it has drastically improved my quality of living
Now when you hear a new song from any famous singers its alright at best but this is le bomb
This is le tsar Bomba, not just a bomb my g
Mayonnaise on an escalator, it’s going upstairs so see ya later! Bye bye, to the sky, I wanna see you as you’re gettin’ so high! You know you’re not gonna stay, you’re escalatin’ away! Outta my life, and outta my day! Look back at me now! I wanna see you again! I give you my vow, my mayonnaise-y friend! Mayonnaise, mayonnaise, mayonnaise! Mayonnaise, mayonnaise, mayonnaise, on an escalator!!!!
@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ oh thank you we all need this (im not being sarcastic i promise)
@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ shut
@@curlygirl9624 you do realize it’s a spam post right
These low quality videos never fails XD
"OMFG how did I got so much likes!!! , Mom I'm famous finally'
I watch them all day XD
@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ Amen 🙏
@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ God bless men and woman around the Earth and to live a happy peaceful life and may the bread and wine be a remembrance for people around the world 🙏
Y’all gotta stop talking about your religion when it doesn’t relate to the video maybe I’m just dumb and it does but it’s a bit annoying when ur looking at reply’s and it’s just a random thing from the Bible or something I’m sorry if it comes off as rude but I’m just saying
@@ronnas4592 it doesn’t come off as rude! Don’t worry! I don’t like or appreciate these comments either as they are printing beliefs onto others when not all of us are Christian! Some of us are muslims or Jews or in my case I’m a atheist!
An absolute best mayonnaise classic
truly an emotional whirlwind. rest in peace mayonaise
I don't know what I just witnessed but that was totally wicked
Mayo is not an instrument. Mayonnaise is a rock star.
Edit: not mine lol
This guy voice sounds like donald duck
Ikr
As a glass of mayonnaise, i can confirm this is great
My humor must be broke or something i'm laughing because of this. 💀💀
Comedy gold
Comedy diamond
I actually have the sauce , but I won’t share.
Muahahahahaha
SHARE IT
SHARE IT OR I WILL STEAL YOUR LIVER
It's been 7 months... 🔪 Time to die.
NoOoOoooOooOOO
Omg thanks so much for 69 likes 🤩
nice number man
Noice
This gives me such strong regular show vibes it’s insane
This lives rent free in my head