Josuke vs. Okuyasu But Read the Description

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  • Опубликовано: 22 янв 2025

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  • @SleepyMook
    @SleepyMook 5 лет назад +2455

    Okuyasu has way to much confidence in his right hand. That man has been working out hard man

    • @Eeter26
      @Eeter26 5 лет назад +108

      Codermations he’s been jacking off

    • @HentaiLover-gb1xl
      @HentaiLover-gb1xl 5 лет назад +147

      @@Eeter26 to Josuke's mom

    • @somedude725
      @somedude725 5 лет назад +47

      @@HentaiLover-gb1xl bruh

    • @LegoMonthMan
      @LegoMonthMan 5 лет назад +21

      Hentai Lover1000 you wanna die to Josuke’s mom? wth

    • @triangulum8869
      @triangulum8869 4 года назад +23

      Corona Virus ngl getting crushed by those thighs wouldnt be a bad way to go

  • @ori.6828
    @ori.6828 5 лет назад +1338

    *when you can't read the subtitles*

    • @RipRLeeErmey
      @RipRLeeErmey 5 лет назад +75

      All I hear is Okuyasu yelling but I am completely fine with it

    • @paininthebox1291
      @paininthebox1291 5 лет назад +23

      *and you realise your too far gone*

    • @kirbgaming8192
      @kirbgaming8192 5 лет назад +11

      Unless you’ve memorized the entire scene

    • @catzzz6487
      @catzzz6487 4 года назад +1

      But you remember what he said

    • @Lexcyyy
      @Lexcyyy 4 года назад

      Okuyasu: ahahahahHhAAASAAAAAAAZAHANdObdndbsgbdysvsb

  • @beastvoid9518
    @beastvoid9518 5 лет назад +928

    2:42
    *This is stronger than dio's and diavolos stand combined*

    • @LonesomeKrow
      @LonesomeKrow 4 года назад +70

      Beast Void the erased space and then the loud *THWOOMBBPPT* of the punch. So powerful

    • @fleurforte
      @fleurforte 4 года назад +30

      The discord ping too im dead

  • @onerandomoofer661
    @onerandomoofer661 5 лет назад +532

    *catagory: education*
    Yes this is very educational I got an A+ in my physics class now

  • @myyoutubeaccountgotsuspend8666
    @myyoutubeaccountgotsuspend8666 5 лет назад +898

    OI JOSUKE! I USED [ZA HANDO] TO ERASE THE VIDEO QUALITY! AIN'T THAT CRAZY?!

  • @TheeNero
    @TheeNero 5 лет назад +2733

    OI JOSUKE, I JUST USED [Z A H A N D O] TO SCRATCH MY CHEST, NOW ALL OF MY VITAL ORGANS ARE GONE, AND I HAVE 3 MINUTES TO LIVE!

  • @justanaverageinternetuser2473
    @justanaverageinternetuser2473 4 года назад +96

    Therapist: Demon Okuyasu isn't real, he can't hurt you
    Demon Okuyasu: 3:18

  • @hectorzamboni6083
    @hectorzamboni6083 5 лет назад +362

    its literally just the normal thing... i love it

  • @-Melancholy-
    @-Melancholy- 4 года назад +95

    2:33 that laugh

  • @1Poissonpasbon
    @1Poissonpasbon 5 лет назад +208

    This filter is actually how your frustration and stress goes in anormal days
    Also 3:14 is the pain that you endure in JJBA fights

  • @DraconianSG
    @DraconianSG 5 лет назад +462

    1:54 *SLAP*

  • @radeusdood
    @radeusdood 4 года назад +65

    3:22 Josuke's theme has never sounded so good

    • @macdoodleer
      @macdoodleer Год назад +2

      the fact that i can still hear it says a lot

  • @Sylph8141
    @Sylph8141 5 лет назад +410

    2:17 [ Z A H A N D O ] Be like
    🅱️

    • @Dabajaws
      @Dabajaws 5 лет назад +13

      so that's what that sounds like

    • @bobtheglob4805
      @bobtheglob4805 5 лет назад +15

      🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱

    • @bagel4943
      @bagel4943 4 года назад +8

      🅱️ZZZZ

    • @tvgaming2132
      @tvgaming2132 4 года назад +2

      I can confirm this is the power of my stand

  • @justanenglishcommentpassin644
    @justanenglishcommentpassin644 5 лет назад +160

    2:42 jesus

    • @paininthebox1291
      @paininthebox1291 5 лет назад +6

      Should I feel worried about the fact that I think I know where your profile pic comes from?

    • @nonna0157
      @nonna0157 5 лет назад +4

      crazy grape yes

    • @paininthebox1291
      @paininthebox1291 5 лет назад +3

      @@nonna0157 I'm more of a disappointment than I expected :D

    • @magolordo8794
      @magolordo8794 4 года назад +1

      @@paininthebox1291 I need answers, now

    • @paininthebox1291
      @paininthebox1291 4 года назад +1

      @@magolordo8794 its a picture from rule 34 i think it would be best to on star platinum since jotaro has more pictures from what i remember

  • @MaxpowerHD95
    @MaxpowerHD95 5 лет назад +88

    2:24 Joske mind: this is gonna hurt

  • @toasteroven7683
    @toasteroven7683 4 года назад +18

    3:23 i like how it's an audible melody and then just goes insane

  • @ruphite9521
    @ruphite9521 5 лет назад +66

    Legitimately sounds cooler with the bass boost

  • @f00lish_commentator8
    @f00lish_commentator8 5 лет назад +70

    I like to imagine that when Za Hando grabs something, it teleports to a pocket dimension with all the other eraseds things

    • @Emeraldakafunnygamerguy
      @Emeraldakafunnygamerguy 5 лет назад +9

      Probably the same place Cream's mouth goes.

    • @Dabajaws
      @Dabajaws 5 лет назад +8

      polnareff gave a good idea on what creams dimension is
      he threw out the idea that since stands are the souls manifestation and you need a strong will and mind to use one that creams dimension of darkness if the blackness of vanilla ice's mind and how it rips stuff to shreds

  • @vergilsmotivation5126
    @vergilsmotivation5126 4 года назад +18

    Me at the start of the video: this ain’t so bad, just a little bass
    Me at the end: I wish I could actually see what was happening

  • @reinerbraun9103
    @reinerbraun9103 5 лет назад +27

    Oi Josuke, I used my [ Z A H A N D O ] to erase the space between us and now we’re in the gates of Hell.

    • @mamafif3389
      @mamafif3389 4 года назад

      A i n t t h a t w a c k y ?

  • @ytwhattup6128
    @ytwhattup6128 5 лет назад +319

    when you watching on android phone and you dont see the difference throughout the video

    • @okuyasunijimura1656
      @okuyasunijimura1656 5 лет назад +37

      What are you talking about? Nothing changed in the fight

    • @DopeBones
      @DopeBones 5 лет назад +14

      What difference?

    • @woah5546
      @woah5546 5 лет назад +30

      Jokes aside they are better phones

    • @DopeBones
      @DopeBones 5 лет назад +5

      @@woah5546 yep aggreed

    • @stepha7102
      @stepha7102 5 лет назад +6

      Okuyasu Nijimura You still dubstep farted the plant pots into your face, and that’s all that matters.

  • @Th3_M4n
    @Th3_M4n 4 года назад +54

    Me: **trying to sleep**
    Some random cats fighting: 3:17

  • @Vingrium
    @Vingrium 4 года назад +11

    Everytime josuke gets punched, your vision gets bloodier and more blurry

  • @TimothyJDrake
    @TimothyJDrake 4 года назад +9

    3:34
    Okuyasu gets king crimson'd twice, then says 'WHAT', falling down.

  • @oh3681
    @oh3681 4 года назад +9

    1:54
    Okuyasu: *claps*
    The mosquito: *cough* The hell did i... *Bleeding* what did i do to you?

  • @hayato2489
    @hayato2489 5 лет назад +22

    Me: how high are you?
    The mememaster: *yes*

  • @GTRFKR-Official
    @GTRFKR-Official 5 лет назад +80

    What is sound again?

  • @verbotensafe6787
    @verbotensafe6787 5 лет назад +40

    I regret wearing my bass boosted headphones
    I L O V E. I T

  • @arclain67
    @arclain67 4 года назад +6

    2:25
    The face of pure beauty.

  • @g0lden_fab0
    @g0lden_fab0 4 года назад +7

    00:19 Every single guy at December 1st

    • @BeigeWaanj
      @BeigeWaanj 4 года назад

      Uh oh don’t ZA HANDO...........

  • @卂爪卂几-g5w
    @卂爪卂几-g5w 4 года назад +18

    So…
    Okuyasu is slowly erasing the atmosphere by being stupid

  • @spookydood
    @spookydood 4 года назад +6

    Fun game: See how many of your friends get a seizure after watching this on mushrooms.

  • @jotarokujo6119
    @jotarokujo6119 4 года назад +4

    I like how after like about the part where Josuke figured out the hands ability after the first few punches the audio becomes just bass

  • @sparklytangent3497
    @sparklytangent3497 4 года назад +3

    ''that's right 🅱️ishkata 🅱️osuke''

  • @adaptable1553
    @adaptable1553 4 года назад +4

    I just realized Araki misunderstood what his own description of the stands ability meant it could do.
    If it's scraping away space, then it's basically teleporting objects and things to new places in space. Not moving them.
    So the flowerpot that whacks him in the end doesn't even make sense, because it shouldn't have velocity, it should have just appeared infront of his face and fell to the ground.
    Only reason it would have velocity behind it is because the flowerpot would have already been flying in that direction in the first place. But it wasn't.
    Annnd the whole fight sequence has a hole in it from Za Hando that scraped away the space in the middle, but it's not a hole because it fills the gap with whatever's around it.
    So, I guess either Josuke just straight up gets erased and that's the end of part 4. Orrrr... He figures out another way to trick him.

  • @BakedBeansJeans
    @BakedBeansJeans 4 года назад +2

    3:18 "P L E A S E J O S U K E"

  • @xianlieh
    @xianlieh 4 года назад +2

    The first za hando usage makes the video like a 90s lofi vibe. Epic

  • @moe2184
    @moe2184 5 лет назад +12

    OI JOSUKE IVE OVERDOSED ON KETAMINE AND IM GOING TO DIE

  • @lavaking3650
    @lavaking3650 4 года назад +2

    when you get water in your headsets microphone:

  • @contaalternativa2596
    @contaalternativa2596 4 года назад +1

    Josuke: Holds a right hand*
    Also Josuke: *YEP THERE'S SOME SHIT GOING ON WITH THIS HAND*

  • @Yumi.ng9
    @Yumi.ng9 4 года назад +1

    Your friends when you reject a girls proposal 0:17

  • @shrekatemyonions
    @shrekatemyonions 4 года назад +3

    JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Subtitles are Unreadable

  • @liamgw9208
    @liamgw9208 4 года назад +7

    2:01 "even I don't know where it ends up"
    That's not saying a lot, coming from okuyasu...

  • @brokersgamble.1303
    @brokersgamble.1303 4 года назад +6

    Oi josuke I applied a earape on my stand the hand an’t that neat.

  • @gearbloody
    @gearbloody 5 лет назад +12

    his bass boosted punches sound terrifying

  • @mythy4539
    @mythy4539 3 года назад +1

    I hate how this is unironically my favorite video

  • @RamenBrawler32
    @RamenBrawler32 4 года назад +1

    Bro why does the sound at 1:43 sound like something from identity V?

  • @Corel-ov9mo
    @Corel-ov9mo 4 года назад

    We needed this video honestly speaking

  • @enderking6037
    @enderking6037 4 года назад +4

    *3:14** My Microwave at 3AM*

    • @brendinha797
      @brendinha797 4 года назад

      Ah yes ur microwave sounds like:BBBBbbBbbbBBBbbBB

    • @oakoak1668
      @oakoak1668 4 года назад

      XD ME AFTER 12 TRYING TO COOK FOOD IN THE MICROWAVE

  • @josephcheng5807
    @josephcheng5807 5 лет назад +10

    OMAE WA KONO NIJIMURA OKUYASU NO, ZA HAAAAAAANDO KA GESU

  • @atrebatum
    @atrebatum 3 года назад +1

    2:28 when you are about to sleep but you wake up cause you feel like you are about to fall
    it can also be 3:34

  • @memersama4429
    @memersama4429 4 года назад +1

    2:25 At this point I have no idea what's happening any more

  • @kareem7846
    @kareem7846 4 года назад +1

    This is just josuke vs Okuyasu but when someone puts the whole of part 4 on RUclips and adds a bunch of filters to avoid copyright

  • @Gia1911Logous
    @Gia1911Logous 5 лет назад +6

    Korega『 Z A H A N D O 』da!

  • @thegamingmaniac6420
    @thegamingmaniac6420 4 года назад +2

    This was already funny to begin with, but when bass boosted Josuke’s theme started playing I litterly laughed the shit out of myself.

  • @katakbhizer9471
    @katakbhizer9471 5 лет назад +6

    do u guys hear "wut" on 3:36

  • @kombatkilla58
    @kombatkilla58 4 года назад +1

    can we just talk about how fuckin’ fire okuyasu’s theme is

  • @neves3375
    @neves3375 5 лет назад +6

    OI JOSUKE! SOMEONE'S IS TRYING TO COPYCAT ME! SO I USED MY ZA HANDO TO ERASE HIS ASSCHEEKS

    • @hayato8452
      @hayato8452 4 года назад

      OI OKUYASU, I'M TIRED OF YOU ALWAYS CALLING ME, IT'S ALWAYS OI JOSUKE THIS, OI JOSUKE THAT, I'VE HAD ENOUGH. STOP ASKING ME TO FIX YOUR DICK, YOU KNOW CRAZY DIAMOND CAN'T HEAL THE THINGS ZA HANDO TOUCHES.

  • @kinohua.w
    @kinohua.w 4 года назад +1

    Okuyasu is the type of guy to get the strongest weapon in a game and then beat you with his bare fists just because he thinks he’s bad
    It doesn’t make any sense right? Ain’t that wacky

  • @amborastalis
    @amborastalis 2 года назад

    The lack of distinguishable subtitles in the latter half really put my limited japanese listening skills to the test

  • @Quaporu
    @Quaporu 4 года назад +1

    I think I figured it out with out the description. Every time he uses The hand the quality gets worse

  • @faketurquoise5765
    @faketurquoise5765 4 года назад

    Why have I been recommended this masterpiece this now

  • @nocturne9461
    @nocturne9461 4 года назад +1

    2:24 perfect timing for josuke she face😂

  • @grimmisascorchmain9486
    @grimmisascorchmain9486 4 года назад +1

    3:02 Josuke looking like the crystal guardian

  • @kdjsaghdsgldshfsljfh
    @kdjsaghdsgldshfsljfh 4 года назад

    *when it’s so red and blurred that you can’t tell if the plant pots are plant pots or if josuke’s face is josuke’s face*

  • @veresality
    @veresality 2 года назад +1

    2:53 *FATALITY*

  • @wildstrainingcamp4867
    @wildstrainingcamp4867 4 года назад +1

    2:26 this is where it gets really bad

  • @wubwub686
    @wubwub686 4 года назад +1

    The true ability of the hand is that every time it swipes it brings the sun a bit closer

  • @him1517
    @him1517 4 года назад

    Basically the hand but the affects also change our vision. If he could erase, chances are it would fuck with your blood flow (so red filter) and the bass in your eardrums, so this could be kinda accurate

  • @Bruh0h
    @Bruh0h 5 лет назад +4

    catagory: education

  • @Luna_soulmint
    @Luna_soulmint 5 лет назад +15

    This is relax me.....wait M Y E A R 2:13

  • @justtheaveragepersononthei2586
    @justtheaveragepersononthei2586 4 года назад

    In another universe:
    Okayasu: Erases flower pots
    Josuke: You weren't supposed to do that

  • @hichampiggy9795
    @hichampiggy9795 4 года назад +1

    Oi Josuke! I used ZA HANDO to erase diamond from "Crazy Diamond", isn't it just crazy!!?

  • @oreooooo
    @oreooooo 4 года назад +1

    That s*** went from 0 to 100 really quick

  • @jok3r643
    @jok3r643 4 года назад +1

    2:42
    Me when I get ZA hando in roblox game: ZA HANDO ERASE SPACE!

  • @themphantom9138
    @themphantom9138 5 лет назад +1

    If I didn't know better, I swear I would consider this a "Normal Episode" XD

  • @neco-arc1480
    @neco-arc1480 5 лет назад +4

    Category: *EDUCATION*

  • @TexasToastyy
    @TexasToastyy 4 года назад +1

    Josuke:Okuyasu do not eat that Cinnamon!
    Okuyasu:*proceeds to eat it*
    Also Okuyasu:
    3:36

  • @anthonymiller1020
    @anthonymiller1020 4 года назад +1

    3:28 ahh yes my favorite song out of all of the parts

  • @kharboot2809
    @kharboot2809 5 лет назад +3

    OI JEWSGAE, I JUST ATE MYSELF WITH [Z A H A N D O] AINT THAT BIZARRE

  • @placename5973
    @placename5973 4 года назад +4

    OI JOSUKE, I USED [Z A H A N D O] TO ERASE ANY CHANCE OF HEARING ANYTHING CLEARLY AFTER 3:16 ! AIN'T THAT COOL?!?!

  • @queencrimson4305
    @queencrimson4305 4 года назад +1

    Oi josuke
    I used *ZA HANDO* to erase My vision and now everything's red and Blurry

  • @sidal2051
    @sidal2051 4 года назад +1

    Awww my eye!!!!

  • @DarkMason448
    @DarkMason448 4 года назад

    3:20 when the dj suddenly raise the music even louder and the bass even louder.

  • @qios6438
    @qios6438 5 лет назад +4

    Za Hando really scrap my ears

  • @Yujiro113
    @Yujiro113 4 года назад

    Wow this is actual reallly good

  • @wherefunniman7208
    @wherefunniman7208 Год назад

    3:17 Okuyasu unleashes the demons lmao

  • @randomparticle2276
    @randomparticle2276 4 года назад

    this literally makes okuyasu's theme so much better

  • @ssj458goku
    @ssj458goku 4 года назад

    This gave it a weird horror vibe for the first 2 minutes

  • @diobrando7120
    @diobrando7120 4 года назад

    The reason why okuyasu didn't die and became a JoBro is that he didn't reveal his stand ability in like, first minute of the battle
    and waited for Josuke to figure it out himself

  • @xalex1885
    @xalex1885 3 года назад

    2:15
    Absolutely beautiful

  • @fluoromarx
    @fluoromarx 4 года назад +1

    2:24 gives me life

  • @Leila555
    @Leila555 5 лет назад +1

    Josuke vs. Okuyasu, but it’s unwatchable.
    10/10, would abuse my speaker with this again.

  • @SpringySpring04
    @SpringySpring04 4 года назад

    Its even funnier because my trash earbuds makes everything slightly too loud clip at extreme levels

  • @Amirrorofmirrors
    @Amirrorofmirrors 4 года назад +1

    1:23 T A C O

  • @anisekaieddomtorreto9588
    @anisekaieddomtorreto9588 4 года назад

    3:32 Yes I can hear them , the voices of the deep oceans , the suffering of hells.

  • @laikaa2117
    @laikaa2117 5 лет назад +2

    Category Education
    We have to learn how to kill our ears huh

  • @Dorito7292
    @Dorito7292 4 года назад

    Close to the end this is basically a fever dream

  • @JosukeHigashikata4
    @JosukeHigashikata4 4 года назад

    Okuyasu: ho ho, are you approaching me?
    Josuke: nah

  • @HellfireDoesCringe
    @HellfireDoesCringe 4 года назад +1

    OI JOSUKE. I USED ZA HANDO TO ERASE THE FABRICS OF TIME AND SPACE

    • @ripzmad9846
      @ripzmad9846 4 года назад

      Literally his signature move

    • @HellfireDoesCringe
      @HellfireDoesCringe 4 года назад

      @@ripzmad9846 he erases matter, not the fabric of time and space