You're missing the "anime lesbians", the group of girls who could be either confused because they ship so many things or because they're actually into other girls.
Comments: 60% “I am in love with Jen who would break up with her I mean she’s so pretty…” 30% “I am so single why” 10% “I am straight why am I watching this”
I have a lesbian friend who is that EXACT type. Literally all of her crushes friend zone her because of that. Like, she comes on strong, even BEFORE they are close friends.
+Kevin Vega You can still think someone is attractive and be straight. And you can still think someone's personality is beautiful without being gay. You can still like someone physically/emotionally without being gay. Thanks bye
+Sara C That last one really made no sense. "You can like someone physically/emotionally yet still be straight." No, just, no. That makes no sense. if you call yourself straight yet would like to be in a relationship with someone of the same gender then you're not.
+baddogonline Yes, Bella was our typical irrational & dependent star of a book written for thirteen year olds by a middle aged woman with an IQ that *almost* rivals her target audience. Feminism, the idea of having worth with or without men along with the intention of being treated equally is so thoughtless. How dare these real, feeling women not take after our fictional character, Bella, & be complete slaves to men? Because, as we're all aware, your worth is definitely defined by the male in your life. Feminism is, like, totally just wrong! Am I right either A. male enforcing sexist ideology from the fifties or B. female trying to gain "cool" points by obsessively trying to distance themselves from their own gender while perpetuating their own oppression?
Soul Eater Yup, that's a gay version xD Calling a straight girls version: * The whiny girl who always wants attention *tough girl: Too cool too care *the freak: Always makes you defend her
"I'm not lesbian but..." honey, you don't have to announce, that's as bad as saying "No homo" when complimenting your friend's butt or face or eyes or whatever. If you like the video, you like the video, you don't have to tell anyone your sexuality especially when no one asks.
Casual lesbophobia is never really mentioned, because women do not get called out or ''mocked'' for it as often as guys do with ''no homo'' and ''bromance''~
I understand you, I understand you..I do think it is because both side (gay and straight people...because I have never seen it happen to bi people) kinda have a weak trust in their sexuality when talking to others; straight people because ''omg, being mistaken for gay is soooo bad!'' (I mean, have you seen straight girls with short hair having to parade around and be like ''I HAVE SHORT HAIR BUT IT ISNT A LESBIAN THING!!!'') and gay people because we are never really believed in our orientation to start with so us saying something about the opposite gender we will be like ''she is looking so cute today...no hetero. totally gay. gay gay gay gay gay''. And because we believe that realizing someone is attractive as a person means you must want to screw them :'D
I love how the lesbro throws the dart and completely misses the dartboard but then she looks at it and gets excited as if she got a bulleye or something
Holy sh!t! This is SO TRUE. Because of the smaller community, I've had to give my exes nicknames, because we all know each other. Or will, eventually. And, it's only a matter of time when exes date exes, and then they tell them the things you said about them. You missed the one type that I call Psychobabe (PB). She's always the life of the party, intelligent, confident, draws a crowd, flirts with anyone (including inanimate objects), and, unwittingly, you are zeroed in on, since you are new to town. Hence, you don't know her reputation, and no one warns you. Also, because PB is bona fide mentally ill, &/or off her medications, known for retaliation, everyone is afraid of her. She seemed so normal, at first. PB showers you with praise & gifts, tells you how unappreciated you are, how she has never met someone so amazing before, and you must be soulmates. Soon, you are swept away, and against your better judgment, you become intimate. Your neurochemistry lights up on fire, and you are wired & invested. Soon, her other personalities appear. You begin to doubt yourself. What you find out, way too late, is about a manipulation technique, called love-bombing. God bless 'em. Took me awhile to stop dating the PB type. TY BuzzFeed Violet. Great comic relief.
devilshomie Thank you. It was hell to go through, indeed. I'm one who endeavors to learn from my life lessons. It is always about discernment, and following our gut instincts. Our gut tells us something is wrong, but we ignore it and rationalize. If you feel like something is off, WALK AWAY. Engaging with them, even slightly, is a no win. They can, & will, outsmart you. The reason I am posting this, is I see good friends, today, being harmed by psychopaths. The word needs to be put out there, about these predators. It pays off to research this. My early days of learning about this, was pre-Internet access. Now, it's so easy to become self-educated. Support our sisters in love!
If someone where to go through me watch history on yt then all it would be is : Different types of lesbians How to come out How to know if your crush is gay How to know if you are being too gay *i would be exposed* 😂
"you haven't read a vindication of the rights of women? that's jane austen's finest work!" kills me everytime because it's called a vindication of the rights of WOMAN and it was written by mary wollstonecraft
I've dated two lezbros, then they dated each other. I've also dated the straightie but idk what I would call the last one I dated but I'm pretty sure to her I'm the Instafamous one
I’m on the fence. While this is interesting, don’t we have enough stereotypes of people as is??? Each person is different and going through their own struggles and journeys! They’re more than just a box with a label
I'm in a weird place right now because i have no idea what my sexuality is. I have had crushes on guys, even though they've been brief, but i may find women who pass by attractive too and then i just daydream aboug dating them. And i'm pretty sure i had a crush on my best friend (not sure if i have got over it yet...) bur i'm not sure if i'm bi either, and the only people who know about this keep hinting that i'm "imagining things".
Who in their right mind would break up with Jen?
Tru very very tru.
Gerard Way buzzfeed buzzfeed would
Phils Eyelash The answer is: No one
Phils Eyelash phan and also not me
Ikr
but the real question is who would break up with jen?
Maybe she broke with them
right 😪
+Rex 20029 probably
IKRRRRR
TRU
Jen is like, the most adorable Bruce Banner I've ever seen
yes!!
She's so hot
And cute at the same time
Ummm, I am very confused... Who is Jen?
i she the short hair one?
jokes on you i'd never break up with jen
nikki pontius Which one is Jen again...?
Lisa Marie 1:04 ;
Jestę Hejterę Oh yeah!
nikki pontius same here 🤣
FR!
You're missing the "anime lesbians", the group of girls who could be either confused because they ship so many things or because they're actually into other girls.
SpiderCookie
Same
Then she invites you to her birthday party and it ends up in her friends singing Japanese songs in karaoke and you reevaluate all your life choices.
Lol that's me. 😂
Same
Omg this is my bff
I haven't even got to the first step: Acquire a partner
+Voltaire this is a hard step
+Ashly Perez ily
+Ashly Perez hi
IM LEARNING ABOUT YOU IN CLASS!
+Voltaire Bonjour Voltaire.
Who would break up with Jen?!
ikr!
me
Ms.CinnaBun IKR
right!
I KNOW RIGHT!
I never had a girlfriend... *cries*
Same rip
Same ;-;
I may take time my friends, but you'll work it out. Don't give up ♥
ugh same
But you’re attractive... that doesn’t add up...
Comments:
60% “I am in love with Jen who would break up with her I mean she’s so pretty…”
30% “I am so single why”
10% “I am straight why am I watching this”
*Asexual*
Add a gay cis man to the list lol
i’m the 10%
Can I borrow the pseudo intellectual... forever ;p
Jen...jen is mine🌚
What about the straightie and the "your ex-girlfriend ex"...
MINE.
PrincessAshley121 eeek. No.
PrincessAshley121 same!
They missed out the clingy headcase who falls in love with you instantly and comes on waaaaay too strong
TruE
Oh my god yes
+Yaoi Oppai you good?
RIGHT
I have a lesbian friend who is that EXACT type. Literally all of her crushes friend zone her because of that. Like, she comes on strong, even BEFORE they are close friends.
You know you're *addicted* to BuzzFeed when you're a *straight male* watching *"6 Lesbians You’ve Broken Up With"*
+James V entertaining content is entertaining. Doesn't matter what it's about or who is watching it because BF's content is for everyone :)
Christina Nguyen Agreed. Which is why I watch it all regardless :)
... and has a beautiful wife who is straight." Just felt something was missing in your comment hihi
you know you are addicted to buzzfeed when you see this guy's comment in almost every video
Quorra irene Not going to lie, you speak words of wisdom :)
Why is Straightie at a LESBIAN book club?
Because she thinks she's lesbian but she's not. XD
^
she's just stupid
Ikr?
I think straghtie is normally that girl that claims is "bi-curious" or "lesbian but she will never admit to society that she's dating a girl.
Yep my ex was the Vajabond. I dated her because she was adventurous and left her because she was adventurous.
Jen is like the female lesbian Dean Winchester
woah
Skylar Jane Daniels but better
Fierce_Gamer_11 ! No one is better than dean lol
both are hot but dean is perfect
DEAN IS THE BESTTT😍
Anyone casually binge watching all of buzzfeed's lesbian videos?
Yeeesssssss
yep
Yep
+Aliaa a all day because i relate to all of them
Yes...and im not even gay
"We would make so many lesbian babies together"
Well someone's parents didn't do the best with the birds and the bees talk...
Frodo Baggins also, trans lesbians exist
@@user-qv2qf1jk5o She did not deny that. But these people did not look trans. They have to have side affairs in order to have their own babies
2:20 "if I were a lesbian, I'd totally date you"
I've heard that line SO MUCH gaaah stop
+Nurse Joy Gamer sAME THE PAIN IS DEFINITELY GIRL
Nurse Joy Gamer
Sameeeee,the struggle is real!!
When Jen said "What?" SHE LOOKED SO FRICKING ADORABLE XD
Adrienne Williams when isn’t Jen adorable tho
I KNOW RIGHTTTT
when is jen never adorable !?
***spots Jen in the thumbnail***
***immediately clicks on video***
You are not alone, I am like on a jen watch* watch every vidoe that has jen in it
ME too
i get you
I spotted Amanda in the thumbnail and clicked immediately, haha lol
I'm straight but there's something about Jen 😍
No. If you feel that way you're not.
+Kevin Vega You can still think someone is attractive and be straight. And you can still think someone's personality is beautiful without being gay. You can still like someone physically/emotionally without being gay.
Thanks bye
+Sara C That last one really made no sense. "You can like someone physically/emotionally yet still be straight." No, just, no. That makes no sense. if you call yourself straight yet would like to be in a relationship with someone of the same gender then you're not.
You might be bi them
Yay, Dani is someone who makes sense unlike the other 2
It's funny because A Vindication of the Rights of Women was written by Wollstonecraft, not Austen.
+heynabbsss thus the "pseudo" :D
hahahaha no one cares
+heynabbsss .....humor is a thing
+stacks Mccool Exactly because the person's name is 'no one'.
+BuzzFeedViolet OMG HI
I'm a straight girl on a marathon of lesbian buzzfeed videos... anyone else!?
Me😂
Hmck11 The amazing same
Hmck11 The amazing yasss
sameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Rose 86 me
Jen is literally the cutest person I've ever seen
《If I were a lesbian, I would date you.》
My BFF told me that twice! Lol
Xóchitl_Wynona she might have a crush on u ! And trying to give u ways to tell u 😂
Haha jk
Hahaha no, she's straighter than a rule made of stone!
Xóchitl_Wynona oh, same, my best friend told me that a couple of times, but she's hella straight. :D
im a girl and my best friend is lesbian im bisexual lol
more like the lesbians I haven't dated yet.
same
+xapxap ikr. tough when u have a penis.
Same✋🏻
I'm not even lesbian. I'm just watching this bc BuzzFeed Violet
same
Same. Im not even female. You dont have to relate to find this video funny ^^
Same😂
Same lmao
Same
Lesbian: I drank this with Chilean monks. It's made of mystic roots.
Me, a born and raised Chilean who has traveled through Chile: what
PolliitoAle It was a joke but LOL
Chance Da Puppy oh I know xD it was funny, it's just so puzzling for me when my country gets mentioned, it's truly unusual
I loved that she had a “Mazatlán” t-shirt JAJAJAJAJA
Chilean monks running a tourist scam? :)
Same
did anyone notice that when the lezbro threw the dart it hit the wall and not the board?
I went back to that part and I just noticed that😂😂😂
That was the joke
r/wooosh
Is that the sound of the joke going right over her head because I totally got thatU
WHY WOULD ANYONE BREAK UP WITH JEN WTF
still better love stories than twilight
+baddogonline Yes, Bella was our typical irrational & dependent star of a book written for thirteen year olds by a middle aged woman with an IQ that *almost* rivals her target audience. Feminism, the idea of having worth with or without men along with the intention of being treated equally is so thoughtless. How dare these real, feeling women not take after our fictional character, Bella, & be complete slaves to men? Because, as we're all aware, your worth is definitely defined by the male in your life. Feminism is, like, totally just wrong! Am I right either A. male enforcing sexist ideology from the fifties or B. female trying to gain "cool" points by obsessively trying to distance themselves from their own gender while perpetuating their own oppression?
I literally was just reading twilight a couple seconds ago
yeah twilight is soooo cheesy..
All love stories are better than Twilight. Except 50 Shades, which is slightly worse due to the creep factor.
Caroline Stephanie Myer's a socially conservative Mormon. Of course she's anti-feminist and wants the next generation of women to be dependent on men.
Do six guys you've broken up with!
+Yan Chan
They already did!
six or eight guy's I've dated!
Gay
Soul Eater
Yup, that's a gay version xD
Calling a straight girls version:
* The whiny girl who always wants attention
*tough girl: Too cool too care
*the freak: Always makes you defend her
+garfreeek college humor did the one with straight girls lol and the gay one is the condensed version of a gay man's dating history lol
I hate how buzzfeed names their videos. I've never broken up with a lesbian! I'm still dating all six.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHA
i´m so into jen she´s so cute c:
Jen was so cute with the glasses and her outfit!
Let me get this straight, they're lesbians?
HAHA
Let me get this straight: they're not.
Lol
some of them
ayeee
OK the pseudo intellectual is hot, let's be honest.
Kay Ortega noooo its Lezbian honest
DuUUuuhH ITS JEN
Uh no.
HELL YEAH
Kay Ortega god bless she’s beautiful
i wouldnt break up with jen tbh
Wish I had a girlfriend ;-;
Your name tho 😁😁
+Love berry eheh ;3
+Yuri do you have wechat?
Same :(
+JuliaIsReallyAwkward :/ I see Andy. Also same
why would you breke up with jen
ikr?! like how do you leave her
"I'm not lesbian but..." honey, you don't have to announce, that's as bad as saying "No homo" when complimenting your friend's butt or face or eyes or whatever.
If you like the video, you like the video, you don't have to tell anyone your sexuality especially when no one asks.
Casual lesbophobia is never really mentioned, because women do not get called out or ''mocked'' for it as often as guys do with ''no homo'' and ''bromance''~
I just get annoyed at people who say "I'M NOT *insert sexuality here*" because nobody cares
I understand you, I understand you..I do think it is because both side (gay and straight people...because I have never seen it happen to bi people) kinda have a weak trust in their sexuality when talking to others; straight people because ''omg, being mistaken for gay is soooo bad!'' (I mean, have you seen straight girls with short hair having to parade around and be like ''I HAVE SHORT HAIR BUT IT ISNT A LESBIAN THING!!!'') and gay people because we are never really believed in our orientation to start with so us saying something about the opposite gender we will be like ''she is looking so cute today...no hetero. totally gay. gay gay gay gay gay''.
And because we believe that realizing someone is attractive as a person means you must want to screw them :'D
I ship Brittany and Kelsey SO bad.
I think they are.
Matthew Hemmings They are... what?
+Michee Jacques they're not
Leilani32cheer 32 They're not.. what?
+Michee Jacques Dating.
"Gay Gay Abrams"
Wishing I at least had this many female exes. There is a severe lack of lesbians in my town. :/
Same 😭😭😭
I haven't even had one girlfriend haha😂😭😭😭😭😭
Same,forever alone :(
hahaha it hurts lol i will be for ever alone... at least ill know there are other forever alone people out there
There should be a forever alone convention where we can all meet up and not be forever alone.
Hi :3 if there is I'll meet you there 😂
I always wonder If they are gay for real...
Britney (the protagonist) is a lesbian, so is the girl with glasses and the lezbro. I dont know about the rest
+EmptySymphonies so is the "instafamous" one
+EmptySymphonies It's Brittany, not "Britney".
+Ashton Cofer hahaha
One of them is. That I know of.
1:05 I have the biggest girl crush on her !!! she is so cute 😍
Oh my gosh, Yesungggggggggg ~~~
Sorry, that was really off topic from your original comment, but I couldn't help myself >.
+Jessica Matthews yeye !!!! 🐢
Yah you obviously are a weeaboo who has s thing for Asians
+KamikazekaitoKoki ........... more specifically koreans
I'm not lesbian... I like buzzfeed so ya. YAY VIDEO!
same.
+Sam Angelo huh!???
+Sam Angelo AHH!! that's cool.
Me too I'm completely straight
I'm not violet but I like buzzfeed violet so..ya ..
Can't believe that I've been the pseudo intellectual this whole time
Why am i watching this ? , Im straight oh well good to learn about all types of beautiful people in the world.
HugMeDaddy you are a wonderful person
BOOM, NOTIFICATION.CLICKED AS FAST AS POSSIBLE.Gaaaah, I missed you guys' videos
Touka is bae
+Jesse Anderson why thank you!I loved the story!
Touka is my waifu
+Bianca Pastega we missed you too!
+Jesse Anderson akira is better
Right on the money, an appearance from Jen is always appreciated; I wish there were more women like her around here
Where's the ultra-jealous one?
I'm not lesbian what am I doing
Same tho
same x2 HAHAHAHA
Are you here for Jen? :)
Kaylie Magri same
Same
See's Jen: "Jen. What are you doing here?"
Honestly Jen is the best though
Everyone should get a Jen
I love how the lesbro throws the dart and completely misses the dartboard but then she looks at it and gets excited as if she got a bulleye or something
Same
Are the "straightie" girl and the "ex girlfriend's ex" girl lesbians?
Well i know Kelsey (The ex's ex) is not a lesbian. idk about the other one, though; but i don't think so
***** i knew it XD love ya
I always wanted to know your name
+Candace Lowry haha unfortunately? 😂
No
Oh, maan. *sighs*
MAJOR crush on Jen
Yup (I am not a lesbian but Jen is hot)
Jhh
Makes my question my sexuality some times XD
Can I get the girl who played the Vajabond for Christmas please?!?!?!?!
PeepsILoveEllie She´s cute isn´t she
Val hell yes, I'm quite in love. have you watched Her Story? if not then prepare for a massive load of cuteness :)
PeepsILoveEllie I haven´t but absolutely will
Val you are very welcome! :)
Does anybody know who the insta famous girl is?
searching that up on insta ASAP
Did you guys found out who she is?, I need her name for research lol
@@emilyrosenotrose9235 thanks, mate. I badly need the name. For erm, research purposes
@linzhicks on instagram
I’ve dated a “LesBro” and it’s accurate 😂 I couldn’t get out of that relationship fast enough 😂😭
Wait... But why would you break up with smol lil bean Jen? That's not okay... I WOULDN'T!!
Sees Jen, clicks on the video
The dart hit the fucking WALL!
kellen 623 lol yeah hahaha
kellen 623 lol yeah hahaha
kellen 623 lol yeah hahaha
I wish I could date Jen or the other girl from ladylike yes please
I'm gay, and I'm none if these 6 girls... Does that mean my gf won't break up with me
Holy sh!t!
This is SO TRUE.
Because of the smaller community, I've had to give my exes nicknames, because we all know each other. Or will, eventually. And, it's only a matter of time when exes date exes, and then they tell them the things you said about them.
You missed the one type that I call Psychobabe (PB). She's always the life of the party, intelligent, confident, draws a crowd, flirts with anyone (including inanimate objects), and, unwittingly, you are zeroed in on, since you are new to town. Hence, you don't know her reputation, and no one warns you.
Also, because PB is bona fide mentally ill, &/or off her medications, known for retaliation, everyone is afraid of her.
She seemed so normal, at first. PB showers you with praise & gifts, tells you how unappreciated you are, how she has never met someone so amazing before, and you must be soulmates.
Soon, you are swept away, and against your better judgment, you become intimate. Your neurochemistry lights up on fire, and you are wired & invested.
Soon, her other personalities appear. You begin to doubt yourself.
What you find out, way too late, is about a manipulation technique, called love-bombing.
God bless 'em. Took me awhile to stop dating the PB type.
TY BuzzFeed Violet. Great comic relief.
+Elaine Marie Jesus that sounds awful
devilshomie Thank you. It was hell to go through, indeed. I'm one who endeavors to learn from my life lessons. It is always about discernment, and following our gut instincts. Our gut tells us something is wrong, but we ignore it and rationalize.
If you feel like something is off, WALK AWAY.
Engaging with them, even slightly, is a no win. They can, & will, outsmart you.
The reason I am posting this, is I see good friends, today, being harmed by psychopaths. The word needs to be put out there, about these predators.
It pays off to research this. My early days of learning about this, was pre-Internet access. Now, it's so easy to become self-educated.
Support our sisters in love!
+Elaine Marie
Oh mam should of just had some peanut butter - PB
***** Oh yes, I really needed some jelly with that PB.
The fedora is part of the lesbian biology or what
If someone where to go through me watch history on yt then all it would be is :
Different types of lesbians
How to come out
How to know if your crush is gay
How to know if you are being too gay
*i would be exposed* 😂
LUCKILY. Buzzfeed some how had all the variations of lesbians there are to offer. Shocking.
2:41 that girl's eyes remind me of Nicky Nichols's eyes, just sayin
Omg totally
Are your talking about the girl from oitnb ? I don't know the names but I see it
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
Kelsey and Britney! My two fav lesbians!
that moment when there aren't good comments to look at cuz ur too early
Brittney was literally the best person at buzzfeed
"you haven't read a vindication of the rights of women? that's jane austen's finest work!" kills me everytime because it's called a vindication of the rights of WOMAN and it was written by mary wollstonecraft
I am the pseudo-intellectual, Jen is me. Why am I like this? I'm such a hipster who doesn't even want to be edgy
Ive been with a straightie and jfc she pissed me off. Im not against people wanting space but she was like: bt im not THAT gay...
I broke up with 6 lesbians? I didn't know that I even broke up with one oAo
I came back to this video. Remembering it after 8 years.. goody job..
I laughed hard at Amanda spazzing about sports and then casually not knowing how to aim a dart at all 😂😂😂
*Sees Kelsey, cries at how badly I need her in my life*
Damn. I haven't even had 6 girlfriends.
I had one...and i'm never gonna date again...
@Dysfunctional sammy Same
Ohmygod, I thought they were gonna play Overdose at 00:40
ME TOO😂😂
+Mai Kah o crap. things just got real.
I have been waiting for someone to make a comment on that. I THOUGHT THE EXACT FUCKING THING!
exo\ fans unite
Omg me too I was waiting for someone to post this
the thought of jen just being attracted to you,, my heart already can't
I've dated two lezbros, then they dated each other. I've also dated the straightie but idk what I would call the last one I dated but I'm pretty sure to her I'm the Instafamous one
THE VAJABOND IS MEEE LMAO 💀💀💀
when you're low-key all of them
I’m on the fence. While this is interesting, don’t we have enough stereotypes of people as is??? Each person is different and going through their own struggles and journeys! They’re more than just a box with a label
aw both of my Buzzfeed crushes are in this, ily Candace & Kelsey!💗
I’m sorry but the lezbro throwing that dart at the wall is still the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen in 4 years.
Can we all just appreciate how beautiful and awesome all these women are tho?
I don’t know if this has already been commented, but seriously, *WHY* would a *STRAIGHT GIRL* be at a *LESBIAN* book club?!
I know right! I just realised and it's kinda weird tbh
I dont know if you have seen the video but she was her ex...
maddy here no fear I saw but *HOW* would a straight woman date another girl?
@@morgan_c the same way some late to realize lesbians had boyfriends in the past...
maddy here no fear Oh yeah. That makes sense
The Pseudo Intellectual is pretty cute :)
This video pops up on my recommendations every six months since it has come out. I watch it every time. But I still have no idea what is that ending.
I just can't stop laughing at Jen and Amanda...
😅😂🤣
why am I watching this? 😂I'm straight
Lol i dont know. But i find it hilarious
same 😂
I find hilarious and very stereo typical...they actually label these girl's..lol
That’s what they all say... jk
Me being a straight female that’s never been in a relationship watching this 👁👄👁
Jen literally makes me question if I’m straight...
She makes me lesbian for the moment 😂💜
I've only had two girlfriends, but neither have been any of these.
I'm in a weird place right now because i have no idea what my sexuality is. I have had crushes on guys, even though they've been brief, but i may find women who pass by attractive too and then i just daydream aboug dating them. And i'm pretty sure i had a crush on my best friend (not sure if i have got over it yet...) bur i'm not sure if i'm bi either, and the only people who know about this keep hinting that i'm "imagining things".
the james dean woman is perfect.