“and look at Sergio Ramos beard what was he stranded on a deserted island or just stuck in a defensive partnership with Raphaël Varane”🤣🤣🤣🤣 that statement lit up my monday
@@squeezimax2665 tbf I think Nani thought it was going to be a cross so he jumped but instead it went in and he accidentally headed the ball. The ball was already in though so it's the referee fault for cancelling the goal
Love the fact it was Marcelo being the one to talk to Cristi, still maintaining that friendship in a parody, the most wholesome thing after he completely decimated everybody else. I seriously felt that one for Zlatan.
I really liked how Ronaldo went and let out all of his frustration as in he didn’t want to hurt anyone. And when he came back did genuine efforts to make everyone feel good about themselves.
In the year since this was released: Canada qualifies for the World Cup Real win Champions League with Tony Kroos and Benzema Messi leaves Barcelona A certain Argentine "GOAT" won sh*t with his national team.
"Let's talk about a certain Argentine "GOAT" who couldn't win sh** with his national team" Who's here after Messi and Argentine won the world cup? hahahah
CR7 took long piss and didn't washed his hands 🤣😂 but had me laughing when he said " Hey everybody gotcha hahaha jokes right! We're all just making fun of each other having a great time
This cartoon came out in may 25 2021 Ronaldo said at 5:12 : "Let's talk about a certain Argentine GOAT who couldn't win shit with his national team" 47 days later in July 11 2021 Messi wins Copa America. Ronaldo said at 5:00 : " We can't all just stay in one place our whole life like Messi at Barcelona" 72 days later in August 5 2021 Messi leaves Barcelona. It seems that Messi watched this cartoon and decided to change things. Funny coincidence . BTW Good luck in your new team GOAT .
I don’t know if anybody noticed the look On Gonzalo Higuain’s face when Ronaldo actually called him by his right name instead of calling him Karim Benzema. Even though Ronaldo insulted him, Higuain was still so happy
I mean they didn't deserve to win it and he didn't do anything in it but yeah I mean it's so much easier when they already start with the RO16 whereas Portugal actually had to fight and they were actually in a group stage and they couldn't just walk through but I mean go off I guess
@@alexalmeida7929 haha shut up, ok you are from Portugal o Brasil fan, that's ok, and yess they deserved to win!! If you didnt watched Copa America, you can't have an oppinion, Messi was the best in that tournament, maybe not the final against Brazil but yess in the whole tournament.
"...let's talk about a certain Argentine "GOAT" who couldn't win shit with his national team" Watching this on December the 20th 2022, I love how poorly this line aged.
@Xavier Memes u don’t watch his games probably cause he was injured. But it’s fine he will prove it to you he still has a lot of time specially with Bayern
Christiano Ronaldo: And what's the deal with Sergio Ramos' beard? Was he marooned on a desert island or just stranded in a center back partnership with Raphael Varane? 😂😂😂
Спорт
"Nani wants to take shots at me? That's okay, his shots are never on target" - Cristiano Ronaldo
Harsh but true
ahahaha
Lmaoooo
But he has scored some bangers to be fair
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The fact that only Messi and Ronaldo are able to roast each other, makes this episode just as excellent and truthful as it can be.
rivality
True
@Giovanni Roman This comment hurt a lot of people.
U forget about Messi and Modric ball
@@rafqisadikin yeah 😢
Suarez rlly said “Who would try to hurt someone like that with their mouth?”. I AM DECEASED ☠️
Dybala's 'you ruined it' always cracks me up hahaha
Fr that line and cartoon dybala is underrated af
every time honestly
“and look at Sergio Ramos beard what was he stranded on a deserted island or just stuck in a defensive partnership with Raphaël Varane”🤣🤣🤣🤣 that statement lit up my monday
Yeah that had me in tears 😂
And also when he said Nani wants to take shots at me? Thats okay his shots are never on target
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FIFA 21 FUT Varane card
Ironically he is stuck with Varane and Maguire now , lol
“Nani wants to take shots at me. That’s okay, his shots are never on target”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
As a Portuguese, that is actually hurtful to think that we depended on Nani for soo long
ruclips.net/video/rLwe5ubd3gY/видео.html see you all there ♥️
I saw this just when he said that omg
Remember when Nani stole Ron’s goal then it was an ofdside
@@squeezimax2665 tbf I think Nani thought it was going to be a cross so he jumped but instead it went in and he accidentally headed the ball. The ball was already in though so it's the referee fault for cancelling the goal
5:15 Messi winning both Copa America AND World Cup right after this roast gives me the chills
Now the new line is “a certain argentine goat who has to get carried by his own national team”
@@JimmyCasket84 carried??? mf was at the top of the golden boot race
@@JimmyCasket84 Yeah you didn't watch any of the Argentine selection matches, didn't you?
@@JimmyCasket84 yeah, say that again without crying
@@JimmyCasket84you did not watch anything smh
"Look what you did to João, who would try hurt someone like that with their mouth"
~Suarez 2021
Just got it thanks😂😂😂
That was 7 years ago
It is less relevant than MU or Arsenal in epl
Luis Suarez: "Look what you did to Jao, who would hurt someone like that with their mouth" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 These hidden jokes!!
Haha
Lmao, I didn't realize that good notice.
IKR😂
🤯😱 life is so simple now, thanks dude
@Alexander Mboma suarez has hurt people with his mouth by biting them..
"Who would try to hurt someone like that with their mouth?!"
-Luis "Beaver" Suarez
Castor Suárez, Castor Alba, Castor Lenglet and El Corvo Cavani.
Was looking for this exact comment😂😂
Say the guy who literally hurt other players with his mouth
Oh shit just realized that lmao
I'm a biter.
That's my thing.
I bite.
-Luis Suarez
Dybala getting angry at Muller at the end got me laughing so much for no reason haha
An underrated moment in this episode
Don't forget BR Football. Next season, Villarreal will join the mansion 😁
Good ebening
I’m thinking of potential zlatan jokes next season
Yessir
They will finish 3rd in the group and win the EL again
Europa league mansion
"Joao Felix? He'll be lucky to be the next Nani" lmao
or the next Quaresma
@@NixDarkLord hey hey hey hes a GOAT
True tho
In my best Donnarumma voice:
OH SNAP lol
@@Soviet-Camel true
Müller and his jokes
“Save it for your horses”
“You ruined it”
😂
Yo yo..why him saying two roasted goat ruined the happy laugh..?
Like is it wrong calling the two "goats"?
@@shuichirou6113 just because it was an unfunny joke
Its so stupid to the point its funny 😂😂
@@shuichirou6113 what i understood is that its sounds worse when he said 2 “ROASTED” goats….like cooked goat animal but muller meant 2 roasted G.O.A.T
2:59 Barcelona sits right in the middle because the corners are being taken quickly 3:20 😂
that was said in a previous vid
half of ronaldo jokes are gone now, only you remain
"Let's talk about a certain Argentine "GOAT" who couldn't win sh** with his national team"
That punchline aged pretty quickly 🤣😂
Yup
Absolutely 🤣🤣..
And him leaving Barcelona 😅
haha i mean it took him long enough and he didn’t even do shit in it and his team also bottled the 2014 wc final but yeah
@ItsJustDylan Thats nothing of an accomplishment
This series needs to go on as long as football does.
I agree, i love it so much man
Yup
It should never retire
fax
@Prithu They should do whatever they like
Love the fact it was Marcelo being the one to talk to Cristi, still maintaining that friendship in a parody, the most wholesome thing after he completely decimated everybody else. I seriously felt that one for Zlatan.
Marcelo assisting Ronaldo again.
Ronaldo putting Zlatan in his place even in cartoon form
@@alexomayaley4067
LMFAOOOO
I noticed that while Cr7 was roasting his old Madrid teammates, he didn't insult Marcelo.
@@niceone4407 Marcelo was his best friend so it makes sense
He finally got his international trophy, congrats Messi!
Now the wc the 🐐
I really liked how Ronaldo went and let out all of his frustration as in he didn’t want to hurt anyone. And when he came back did genuine efforts to make everyone feel good about themselves.
Genuine efforts??
I like how this is exactly what every football argument is: A short discussion on whatever the original topic is, then it’s just Messi v. Ronaldo.
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@@usakenvi Goddam. It’s even here *peko*...oh no
@@usakenvi the peko virus has spread around the internet.. Thats yabai peko
@@usakenvi oh you wanna discuss? Do you know who also discussed? Hitler
@@raven4617 But does he compare on levels as Ronaldo and Messi
Dybala’s “YOU RUINED IT!” was absolutely incredible 😂😂
No it was satisfying 😂😂😂
I personaly appreciated Thomas muller's jokes😂😂
I didn’t even realize what it actually meant!! Damn this show is amazing
Lol😂😂
What did dybala mean?
it’s honestly just so fun seeing Ronaldo and Messi clearly not having fun until it’s them roasting one another🤣
"These guys will never win another champion league" 🤣
“Now Zlatan making a movie , who does he think he is ? Me ?”😹
That was killer😂
Yeah they should at least make one after man city/Chelsea wins champions league
This was a good one 👍
yeah 👌🏽
@@fluff5 chelsea dor the win
Suarez- “Who would try to hurt someone like that with their mouth??!!!” Omg 😂😂
I just realised that now lmao
😂😂😂😂errrrrr, let me think 🤔
The attention to detail
True talent
You ruined it!
The pun was awesome!!!
In the year since this was released:
Canada qualifies for the World Cup
Real win Champions League with Tony Kroos and Benzema
Messi leaves Barcelona
A certain Argentine "GOAT" won sh*t with his national team.
This Episode is cursed Fr 💀
And then another year goes by and all the Juventus players are gone
Ronaldo: We can't just stay in one place like Messi in Barcelona
Messi: (joins PSG)
And won world cup and cupa america
@@xsolders1679damn right 🤘🏆🤘🏆🤘
Ronaldo: Im gonna retire
Felix: When?
Ronaldo: Idk Next 20 years😂😂😂
Don't push me😂😂😂😂😭😭😭
@@chichaaa7 rush
Damn
Don’t rush me😂😂😂😂😂
@@dominicbrown8133 no we have to rush him
Suarez: "Who would like to hurt someone with their mouth?" had me cracking.
Absolute genius writing 😂🙌
😅😅, best joke for sure
Damnnnn😂😂
"Let's talk about a certain Argentine "GOAT" who couldn't win sh** with his national team" Who's here after Messi and Argentine won the world cup? hahahah
Lmao made this even better
His comeback hit harder 😂
Now the new line is “a certain argentine goat who has to get carried by his own national team”
@@JimmyCasket84 Here after Messi won the golden ball
lol me
Well who the fuck cares JUST BECAUSE HE WON THE FUCKING WORLD CUP DOES NOT MEAN MESSI IS FUCKING BETTER AND RONALDO HERES YOUR CR7 CROWN
4:47
" I dont know 20 years dont rush me!"
This changed quickly-
"Who would try to hurt someone like that with their mouth?" - Suarez
Perfection 😂
I just realized that now 🤣
@@Themoneyopps Suarez and his biting shenanigans in the past, plus his saying racist things to Evra lol
@@fancehdonneh1584 Yeah
He's literally taking a "piss" at all of them 🤣
That inside joke was sick
Oh lmao i didn't get that until now 🤣
Damn, 😆😆😆😆
And why tf did he zip up from those shorts after that long ass pee?!😭
Ayo, spot on
"Good luck in the World Cup with Canada, eh!". Thanks Ronaldo! We're going to Qatar!
You're going to Qatar, but that's it xd
@@grimlock1440 too bad they went back home eyy
5:21 aged well
wdym
@@RxzerDoesEdits La copa del mundo papa
Best episode so far for sure
פלג מה הולך?
פלג הגעת גם לפה?
For some reason I can hear Klopp saying “for sure” 🤣
פלג
Eh why not 🗣️ 💛
"OH SHIT HE WENT THERE" had me dying, even though the fact that Messi has to be his own hypeman is a pretty fitting comparison to how Barca works atm
Notice how it was Marcelo that went to meet CR, because they are the only two to be considered to be friends. This show is so on point.
4:03 I like how the piss just stops
Seeing Messi and Ronaldo act like best buddies is really wholesome. This was the best episode so far
Watch end of season 4
Bro.... The best episode was the one neymar tried to act dead in order not to chat with Harry Kane. Like no cap
@@lamar.g aight, you got a point
@@lamar.g yesss
@@zudarzahnshow5759 season 4 was shit
"Looks like tonight's dinner will be 2 roasted GOATs." - Thomas "The Joke Interpreter" Muller
Müller*
If you have no "ü", you write it with "ue", so it would be Mueller
Got it German
@@arneschneider4291 Mueller?
@@michaelpeng9993 yes
Honestly his joke wasn’t bad 🤷🏾♂️😂
It's not healthy the number of times I have watched this
I have literarily mastered all the lines 😂
Counting down to next season🤸🤸
“Stranded in a centre back partnership with Rachael Varane”😂
Ronaldo getting angry and throwing his captain band is underrated
O yea good spot
He did that after Nani took his goal and then got disallowed
@@davidvasquez08 Also when his goal was wrongly ruled out Vs Serbia.
@@diegotobaski9801 I remember this one
@@diegotobaski9801 I expected an auction to happen on the spot
Honestly, I would have loved hearing Ronaldo continuing laying in on the remaining players.
CR7 took long piss and didn't washed his hands 🤣😂 but had me laughing when he said " Hey everybody gotcha hahaha jokes right! We're all just making fun of each other having a great time
5:17 Say that to the 2021 Copa America 😉
3:36 Say that to the 2022 UEFA Champions League 🤣🤣🤣🤣
cr7 laying in on everyone had me dead😂
Typical penaldo fraud lmao
@@cokedoutmarkhamill8179 cry harder
@@cokedoutmarkhamill8179 cry men
Yeah
@@jonathangarcia3681 reel
"Nani wants to takes shot at me, its pkay his shots are never on target."
-Ronaldo 2021
okay*
💀
That was Epic 🤣
Lol
@@Dxmi123 b we b a 🤗😐
This cartoon came out in may 25 2021
Ronaldo said at 5:12 : "Let's talk about a certain Argentine GOAT who couldn't win shit with his national team" 47 days later in July 11 2021 Messi wins Copa America.
Ronaldo said at 5:00 : " We can't all just stay in one place our whole life like Messi at Barcelona" 72 days later in August 5 2021 Messi leaves Barcelona.
It seems that Messi watched this cartoon and decided to change things. Funny coincidence . BTW Good luck in your new team GOAT .
572 days later Messi won the World Cup
Ronaldo: [...] Davies! [...] Good luck at the World Cup with Canada, eh. 🍁 🎆
-November, 2021
“He’d be lucky to be the next Nani”💀💀💀
NANI?
@@zorigoooyu8450 talking about felix
He's correct
@@Omar-Qadomi "nani?" is words "WHAT?????" in japan. If you guys watch anime, they always say NANI?????
@@compassion7249 it doesn't relate
“Good luck in the World Cup with Canada EHH”😭😭😭😭😭😭
Savage af
😂😂😂😂😂😂
☠️☠️😹😹
So how many World cups does Portugal have again EHH?
-Davies(in another dimension)
"This guy is a jerk ayyyy"
Benzema joke - aged poorly
Canada joke - aged poorly
Messi's argentina trophies jokes - aged poorly
Real madrid joke too
I don’t know if anybody noticed the look On Gonzalo Higuain’s face when Ronaldo actually called him by his right name instead of calling him Karim Benzema. Even though Ronaldo insulted him, Higuain was still so happy
nice catch lmao
yes, very nice catch
Oiii Nice one
Bruh he literally just smiled because Ronaldo said “he’s very good” it’s not that deep
Yeah
The best part was that he has Zip on his FOODBALL SHORT lmao
😂
'foodball' is a great sport indeed
"FOOD"Ball
😂😂
😂
Now since Messi has won the WC 2022 ronaldo's roast hasn't aged well
5:15 Here after Messi won the World Cup
Now the new line is “a certain argentine goat who has to get carried by his own national team”
@@JimmyCasket84 your comment doesn't make any sense.
@@JimmyCasket84 how you can be carried by your own national team when you literally have the most goals and assist in the tournament?
🙌
@Mr Claude And?
THE BEST EPISODE
By far
100%
On Gawd!!!!!
Some ronaldo fan🙄
It really is. The Best!!! 😂😂
Are we ignoring the fact that Ronaldo didn't even wash his hands 😂
Also that incredibly long piss he was taking. Dude was just holding it in haha
@@jamesmantil5186 maybe every roast he heard gave him that pee anxiety
He "zipped" his football shorts 😂😂
@@frenkie14 lmaoooo i didnt even realize that. nice catch
@@frenkie14 damn that was so accurate 😂😂😂😂
It's not possible anymore to say that Messi didn't win anything with his national team ;)
Actually, he won in Beijing 2008 a gold medal with the national team too hahah
@@noelm2220 bruh it's too irrelevant teams don't even send their main players
I mean they didn't deserve to win it and he didn't do anything in it but yeah I mean it's so much easier when they already start with the RO16 whereas Portugal actually had to fight and they were actually in a group stage and they couldn't just walk through but I mean go off I guess
@@alexalmeida7929 haha shut up, ok you are from Portugal o Brasil fan, that's ok, and yess they deserved to win!! If you didnt watched Copa America, you can't have an oppinion, Messi was the best in that tournament, maybe not the final against Brazil but yess in the whole tournament.
"...let's talk about a certain Argentine "GOAT" who couldn't win shit with his national team"
Watching this on December the 20th 2022, I love how poorly this line aged.
"Don't mind me just cleaning my desk"
*Proceeds to leave*
Hansi de Flick
Best intro ever 👏🏻
and theres world cup for the foreshadow
@@butcherofblaviken4000 he already won it in 2014 as an assistant coach
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Our monday just got a whole lot better.
more like a lol better - courtesy of Thomas Müller
we in germany have feiertag
Hell yea
It’s Tuesday for me as I’m in Australia.... hello from the future 👻
Correction Sunday
bruh ronaldo last interview with piers reminded me of this episode, bro roasted even the chefs💀
It funny how Felix is the one hurt most because he's like a kid
“Joao Felix, he’d be lucky to be the next Nani” kekw and that's still far away
kekw?
Thanks 4chan lol
Nah, this has to be the best episode ever mad, the hidden jokes are so on point
You gotta follow soccer almost on a daily basis to get exactly everything going on. Accurate and fun content lmao😂
@@AngelHernandez-jm6mt what's a "soccer" ?
@@musaal-khadim9794 football
@@oscaralagbo9269 i assume you are one of those people who don't understand the jokes in this video
@@shaldyowen I replied cuz of his name and thought he really doesn't know what soccer is
5:12 Well that changed quickly.
I'm so happy to just have discovered this ! You guys are so funny and creative, keep it up, this is gold !
The reference they made with him tossing his captain's armband to the floor, Golden.
Big time
Dude, I didn't ever recognize it
i saw him doing that but wasn't able to connect it with the real scenario
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To be fair Var did him dirty
Messi and ronaldo hugging at the end was so wholesome.
and dybala shouting at muller
frrr
Yep
@Julio Hernandez We know but no one asked
@Julio Hernandez 5 ucl with top scorer in all of them
4 ucl with top scorer in 2 of them and barely playing in one of them🤫
The amount of jinxes in this video🤣
I love that puppet that’s supposed to be Messi’s talent speaking for itself🤣🤣
"Joao Felix? He'll be lucky to be the next Nani." 😂😂😂😂😂
“Sometimes he’d steal my hair gel and sometimes I’d steal his goals against SPAIN!”
Oh this was big one.
that Paulo dybala: "YOU RUINED IT" 😂😂caught me off guard 😂😂😂😂
Bro fax that’s what I’m saying 😂😂
"Real Madrid is just a mess, they'll never win another UCL with Toni Kroos" aged well 😂
"Yo' team is so strapped for talent, you actually have to play Martin Braithwaite" 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
I feel bad for braithwaite😂😂
Even how people used to all hate Ronaldo and call him arrogant and a jerk and now people see him as competing to be the GOAT
Diego Costa “off the grid” as a free agent is so funny
Oi
Oi
Hilarious 😐
Oi
but diego costa is in gremio...
Well that certain Argentine GOAT won some shit with his national team!!!
Don't take it personal
Probably one of the best ones so far! The "no he didn't" made me laugh so bad
"Good luck at the World Cup with Canada, AAYY"
CR7
Davies:This guy is a joke ayyy
Aight***
“Ehhhh”
That didn't make my day,IT MADE MY CENTURY!!.soo funny maan
@Xavier Memes u don’t watch his games probably cause he was injured. But it’s fine he will prove it to you he still has a lot of time specially with Bayern
The moment Messi and Ronaldo smiling and hugging each other is such a beautiful scene
so weird too
@@delayedcreator4783 😒
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ifkr
3:44 Benzema and Toni "Cruise Control" took that very personally🤣
Messi after winning every possible trophy with his national team 👏
“Oh I’m definitely 28” - Coutinho 2021
Yes
He's been 28 the last 4 years wtf
2-8.
@Darian Yan it's still 28 ayo wtf is going on
For a few weeks more at least.
3:17
That Canada in the World Cup joke aged rather poorly.
“Messi didn’t win anything with argentina”
World Cup 2022
Copa America 2021
They really had Hazard eating a stack of burgers lmaooo
Factss
And hes coming back to Chelsea.......in a burger van
Neymar throwing his shoe had me 😂😂😂😂😂
he will come back home!
they will put him on a diet, Chelsea knows how to control his eating habits
The "two roasted GOATs" got me. Really good joke. Poor Muller
I’m sure Dave loves it
For who don’t know Dave is Muller’s horse
hahahaha omg I hat Muller
Yeah, they should have written another joke. That one's too decent for the awkward silence to work
It’s Müller, not Muller
the international trophy part aged like fine wine
2:46 throwing captain armband like a real leader 🤣
Just did it again in Portugal's loss vs. Spain 😅
Hopefully this isn't the last episode. It should be longer than season 4.
It will be longer than Mou's journey with AS Roma, so don't worry. :-)
true, hopefully it stays running til the next world cup :)
i think its the last because normally in the description of the vid he says when the next one will come
It says Season Finale in my subscription feed
Season 4 is shit
"Looks like tonight's dinner is two roasted GOATs"
😂😂😂😂
- the best🔥😹😹.
This is a classic joke
He really interpreted that space with that line lol.
I literally died at that! 😂😂
you ruined it
4:56 now he has left his comfort zone
BR went over and beyond with this one 😂😂😂😂😂
"Just start the show man" That was Neymar 😂
Throwing his shoes also😂
And his entourage 😂🤣😂
Christiano Ronaldo: And what's the deal with Sergio Ramos' beard? Was he marooned on a desert island or just stranded in a center back partnership with Raphael Varane? 😂😂😂
Damn thx i didn't remember what the video said
@@DawkBrawlin stfu cause he help me more than the subtitles
Cristiano*
😂😂😂😂
Aw thanks for all the likes…🥹🙏😭