The Champions: Season 1, Episode 8
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- Опубликовано: 2 дек 2018
- Who killed Neymar?
There's a murder mystery at The Champions house-and it's over to Thomas Muller to solve it.
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“If he can take a man’s wife, he can take a man’s life. And he does it with a knife. And he causes all this strife” Suarez with the bars
🤣🤣
True story about icardi 😄😄😄😄😅😅😅😆😆😆
Lmao i had to pause the vdo cuz i could nt stop laughing.that part rhymed nuts.plus suarez's front teeth😂😂
Lol
Ba-Ba-Ba...Baaaars!!!
1:57 Luka Modric still has the makeover look...😂😂😂
omg I didn't realise it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2018 (Luka's year)
Yea 🤣🤣🤣
@Hip Hip Hip Noura Vc é BRASILEIRO??
You're god damn right jajajajaja
3:46
I love how Muller looks at the pool, because it gives him the hint that Neymar has dived
Bro ty didn't even notice
@@scojin Same 😂🤣😂
Ahhhh, thank you, that's the only joke I didn't really understand
Wooow! True! hahaha
Talks about act, looks at the pool, it all makes sense now don't know why we didn't get this earlier
"Muller investigation" 😂
only Pulisic gets it 😂
Ainun Nazieb i dont think anyone in this comment section gets it besides us americans
@@anthonylong9067 Someone explain
Arnav Kapoor basically. There’s an ongoing investigation that Robert Mueller worked with Russia to help Donald Trump become president
@@anthonylong9067 Oh thats the guy who just spoke up against trump
Arnav Kapoor yeah.
And that’s why I hate politics altogether
Mourinho " enough of this we all know who the murderer is, paul" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hatred is real
thay cracked me uo
"I have two of these"
-Arjen Robben
no it's a question. "Wait, *looks at feet* I have two of these?" Implying that he is terrible with his right foot.
@@andrewanderson3016 Because all jokes are better with someone pointing out the obvious.
@@paulihuhtinen1821 thank you. of course they're better so more people can understand
LOL.😂
I’m dead 😵
Ronaldo's lawyer is faster than speed of light.
how fast is he at rape?
I didn't get that part really, i need a captain
@@Yuyu93Salmi Cristiano is going through Rape Accusations now, and at the time of the rape, he gave the victim an "None Disclosure Agreement" which basically means he paid the victim not to say anything or to accuse him of rape. I think he paid her 300k or 400k. So that is the joke with the lawyer giving Coutinho the letter and then all of a sudden he stops talking about Cristiano 😂😂. Do you get it now?
@@Tareq.Y Gave the victim? First off, we have no idea whether or not there was a victim, and a NDA is something you have to agree with, it's not something Ronaldo can just force.
@@useranother667 you know
The Icardi scene. 🔥😂😂😂
" If he can take a man's wife, he can take a man's life..and he does it with a knife..and he causes all the strife." ~Suarez and his sly smile 😂😂
" OMG, enough with the I hate Paul act " 🤣🤣
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Abhijit Biswas 😂
Funny thing is that during that speech, they panned at the Argentine players (and KDB).
𝓑𝓲𝓽𝓬𝓱
Love how it rhymes 😅😂😂
Notice the Ronaldo and Messi paintings behind?
Muller sees the pool, thinks about diving and finds out Neymar is play-acting.
You guys putting in a lot of hard work.
Every little detail is important lol.
Yooo! I completely missed that!
I missed that too! That's excellent writing!
I didn't miss it out cause I knew that xD
@@wonderwaffle8738 ok smarty-pants
R9 painting at 0:44
This show puts your football knowledge to the test. You have to know about the players personalities and their past events to understand the jokes. This show is a work of art that every football fan should enjoy.
@Mozay Menzelli
Nobody asked you either.
I only watch Bundesliga and don't know most of the players. But because of this series I'm starting to gain more and more knowledge and start to understand the jokes. It is just amazing :D
Am i the only one who has noticed those pictures hanging over the walls.messi as a knight cristiano shirtless😂😂 so funny lol
The way they put it together is just pure CLASS 👏🏾👏🏾
Maybe for people who only watch big teams lol
"I shall flop agaaaaaaaiiiinnn!"
442oons ver is
VARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRŔRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!,!!!!!
I laughed my head off when Neymar said that😂😂
RyanTheVillaFan Cowlen said what
Amjed Zarei I shall flop agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain
"What kind of animal would do something like this?..
Suarez!"
😂😂😂💀💀💀
Neon Mark oh my dear neymar
Neon Mark oyaya hold on iam a biter that was my thing this was backstabbing
@@sangteisangi4781 and who is the biggest backstabber of them all?
@@ismaelhenriquez007 John Terry
@@davidvasquez08 MAURO ICARDI!
Sneaky that Muller had his Neymar epiphany when he looked at the "diving" board. I see you BR
Damn. I missed that. I thought Muller was looking at the pool.
11RollsReus11 good eye
Lol
I didn't understand it what
Man you got some eagle eyes. I did't see that lol
I lost it when Icardi said: 'Uhhh, John Terry?' HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
POBIJ IH SVE What did. John Terry or why is he saying That
He had an affair with Wayne Bridge's girlfriend.
4:10 "I SHALL FLOP AGAAAAAIN!"
-Neymar Jr.
It shall be
VARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
But how Neymar break the window ?
Only the touch and he fall down crying
Obs: im brazillian so i can say it from a brazilian soccer player
442oons bring me there
OMG
@@17ryu43 not 442oons
4:05 "And I would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you pesky Germans and your technical quality."
“I shall flop agaaaaiiiiin!”
Brazil 1-7 Germany
Jefferson Huang o
That legit made me laugh like a maniac 😂
Muller: **looks at the pool and start to think about a diving and acting* *
Looks at neymar
Crime solved
Joel s LOL I thought he just stared into the void. The pool is an eureka moment indeed. So many layers of subtext for just a parody
damn this guy right here's the real detective yall, cant believe how subtle yet effective
Good eye just noticed that
Man i really love that funny referance
Dope 😁😆
"Just hit it anywhere on the board and we win" I think this scene is refering to the penalty miss against Liverpool😂😂😂
It was Mahrez.
Of course it's his penalty reference.
No shit Sherlock
@@v.eyersonkramer816 Muller*
@@Dagali094 *Müller
… You really think so?
Christian Pulisic: ”talk about the muller investigations” 😂😂👌🏽
What is it referring to?
Ranjitha Nayak it’s referring to American politics. Robert mueller is part of the department of justice that was leading an investigation on president trump to find evidence on whether or not he colluded with Russia during the 2016 U.S. election. Those investigations were by the media the “mueller investigations”
@@HarryJohnson69 ohhhh okay thanks!
Hope 777 I treat football religiously. If it involves politics such as in the case of El Classico, then I think it’s ok to talk about it if it’s relevant, but I’d rather not contaminate football with the extremely toxic and divisiveness of the current American political climate. Technically you are correct, they haven’t found anything, but I’d rather not talk about it because both sides infuriate me and are just a waste of energy. I just thought it was a really funny joke is all.
@Hope 777 They found plenty, they just decided to leave the decision to act to Congress.
This has to be one of the best Champions episode out there.
From fellaini shouting like a little girl to Thiago Silva's face to Suarez rhyming to Ronaldo's lawyer and other tons of references. 😂
Kudos to the writers🙇
I really had to turn subtitles on to understand Harry Kane lmaoo
Dude I feel u
Same with me
Every time :"D
Same here man..
Like everyone else
That Ronaldo Lawyer letter had me dead 😅
Ronaldo Lawyer solves everything.
Me too, still laughing
Bol Buoi I didn't get it can you explain the joke
same xD
1:12 look at Silva’s face 😂
WHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
1:41 dybalas face is legit as well
HYSK lemon ppp
What's his full name?
@@mayoopuddingThiago Silva
Cavani-UMMM I THINK I SHOULD BE A SUSPECT
Elliott Hill “ah yes you are very good but this was done by one of the best” 😂
@@davidyoder588 OK, well i am definitely one of the best
Robben - WAIT I HAVE TWO OF THESE
Can you please explain that one? I dont get it
@@gamethuat robben I a very one footed player he is predominantly left footed
@@gamethuat he only scores goals with his left foot..
😆😆😆
He got like 4 or five goals with his right foot, all the rest were done with his left.
I like how only Pullisic gets his own "Mueller investigation" joke, cause he's American
@Jay Vin99 In the United States, they are trying to investigate people of the Trump administration, and the main guy in the investigation has a last name Mueller, very similar to Thomas Müller
Balázs Bernát true actually - Cory lewandowski.
3:17 lol that messi painting in the back
This is by far the best episode they made. “Room, lock the doors to the romelu, I mean romelu, lukaku all the doors” lmfao. “If he can take a mans wife, he can take a mans life”
the creator of this should have his own show on TV
Edit : wow 300 likes
Agree
Trueee
"I'm definitely one of the best so I think I should be a suspect" 😂
3:47 I like when inspector Muller took a look at the pool and he thought about diving and then realizing that Neymar is Acting the moment he heard the word act 🤣
The details is amazing 👌
That Icardi eating stealthily is a reference to stealing his teammate wife LOL
How much money you gotta make to make this a full length animated show cause I will literally start a gofundme for 18 extra minutes of this hilariousness.
Im in
Same I’ll pay like 20 fr
I'm in
The show is mostly based on weekly jokes (or at least I heard so), so it wouldn't make sense if this week's joke that will have died out next week makes an appearance in like a month or so.
If episodes were longer, there would've been less of them
im in, they should put this on nextflix
I lost it when Muller said that the murderer needed an ELITE attacker and Cavani was next to him!😂😂
Didn't you also notice that he almost incriminated himself by trying to persuade Mueller that he was actually an elite striker ?
@@scottandersson6761 yes, I'm talking for the whole scene!☺
Can I ask that what does 'Elite attacker' mean ?
Means that person kick like a genius
@@dj.coda.newyork thanks much
"if he can take a man's wife
He can take a man's life
And he does it with a knife
And he causes all the strife"
I'm dead
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
unlike neymar
“I am very Happy for Luka that he won the Ballon d’Or. But mainly that Ronaldo didn’t win! Hahah! 🤣🤣🤣
Messi-2018
Y'all really waited until Modric officially won the Ballon d'Or huh
They knew he would win
Preye Yinkore That may explain why they had the intro ready but they actually didn’t post the video until the Ballon d’Or was announced!
AS AN AMERICAN I LOVE HOW THE ONLY AMERICAN (PULISIC) MAKES AND GETS THE MULLER JOKE
Wicked_Kopite yea what’s this Muller joke I don’t get ? Is it bcz of Trump?
Tyrif Thorney the muller investigation refers to head of the fbi robert muller and his ongoing investigation into possible russian interference into the 2016 presidential election between hillary and trump
AS A MULLER INVESTIGATION I LOVE HOW THE ONLY JOKE MAKES AND GETS THE PULISIC
UnicornLord4 thanks I figured it was that but wasn’t 💯 sure
@@tyrifthorney189 The head of the FBI Robert Muller is investigating trump so its dubbed as 'the muller investigation' and thomas muller was investigating the murder of neymar.
4:00 that smile 😂
This is the best of all the episodes , every second, everything perfect.
De Gea saves everything 😂
Hamiisii M. and also his trophy
Except a Cedric Soares freekick
LOL! didn't get that reference! thanks!
It was Paul!
Oh my god enough with the I hate Paul act.
Yo these Paul Pogba jokes had me screaming
Icardi:mmmmm John Terry??😂😂😂😂
2:50 had me dying 😂😂😂
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 Romelu lukaku the door.
I thought that Griezman was going to steal the ballon d'or
😂
《 AxellSilent 》 Coffee maker and Story maker ballon d’or
HAHAHAHA
same
I thought it was Karius
Like number 666
Cavani: I should be a suspect
gets me every time the best show on RUclips 😂😂😂😂👏👏
1:38 the food behind icardi is labeled as yellow cards and red cards lol
No it’s yellow Carbs and red Carbs
And the drinks are "chip shots"
"Ahh neymar what animal can do this Suarez" I'm dead
This Is pure GOLD
Neymar is spot on
The best one yet 😂😂😂
exactly its just so accurate
That's what I was going to say!
💛💛💛
The Neymar Joke gets never old xD
Comment written good by you
What is the name of this song?
Guess we can say, the joke kept us rolling! ... I tried ...
never gets old*
I'm a Brazilian and I laugh a lot of Neymar jokes!
1:28 John Terry You know ..... He's got point !!
No matter how many times I see this episode, I firmly believe it's the best episode in the whole series, season 2 included. Well written!
The champions is the reason, why I subscribed to this channel
Me 2
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Best quote from Suarez " If he can take a man's wife, he can take a man's life!And he does it with a knife and he causes all this strife" 👏👏👏👏👏
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌
😂🤣🔥
I was crying at that part 😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
His laugh
0:35
Robben: walks
Robben: Wait i have two of this
Hey, can u explain this joke, i don't get it...
Robbed plays with his left foot mostly to always hence the I have two of these joke
"If he can take man's wife, he can take man's life
and he does it with a knife and he causes all this strife"
Muller investigation i see what you did there american boy 😂😂
Can you explain? I don't get it 😭 (And I'm American)
@@sjsjdjmds7275 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special_Counsel_investigation_(2017%E2%80%93present) Robert Mueller, if I'm not mistaken.
sjsjdj mds it's an investigation about if Russian government interfered with the election in 2016
sjsjdj mds Head of the FBI’s last name is Meuller. He’s investigating Trump and possible election interference.
@@CoolJoshido212 lol true thanks
It feels like ive waited months for this
mohammed hasan yeah
I can concur!
You're not the only one man.
It’s been 3 seasons of greatness and this is by far the best episode of them all
Neymar rolling off 😂😂😂 has me dying !!
I shall flop agaaaaaaaain!
Muller: *Looks at diving board* "Ah! I've solved ze crime!"
Lol. I got the joke now!
@@ajstyles3535 also 3:43 after Pogba mentioned 'act'
Mourinho killed me😂😂😂😂😂"Its Paul"
Neymar”I shall flop again!” Because that’s all he does😂🤣😅😭🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
I love when Mourinho blame Pogba for no reason
ahahhahahhahha
Same
yall did dembele dirty lmao
Holy shit bruh I see you everywhere
that introduction of dembele is clever. For those who didnt know, dembele is named this season as the "late player" for barcelona. He was late at coming to training a few times and score late goals which helped barca to win and tie. As a barca fan this is funny af 😂
As I'm bit of a dembele fan I was little offended. But in the spirit of good humour i too agree its funny
@@net_lag yeah i'm dembele fan too but i found it funny
@@net_lag lol how can someone be a fan of that little arrogant lazy disrespectful traiter
Net Lag How can you be offended even the tiniest bit by this video? I’m a Barca fan and love dembele but this was hilarious.
@@Rtmmms hey, it's not the video.. it's the media's assumption that he is late because he's not professional enough. Never the vd
Coutinho's voice and his conversation is perfect!!!
This is my favorite episode. I always come back to watch this
So Neymar was faking it... I didn't see that coming
It must be hard to be a referee
Same here I actually thought it was Messi
MAAD TEE I thought it was Ronaldo
I thought it was Mbappe
Pulisic was the only one to react "Mueller investigation" because he is an American. OMG I love this show!!! 😂😂
Ikr 😂
@@keithotinkorang802 yeah 😂😂😂😂
The Raumdeuter saved the day!
The best so far...😂🤣..from Cristiano's lawyer..!! I hope someone shows this to Neymar...!!
If he can take a man's wife, he can take a man's life LMFAOO😂🤣
With a knive
And cause all the strife
@@clave965 it's actually knife
And he does it with a knife.😂😂😂
such is life 😂
“If he can take a man’s wife, he can take a man’s life. And he does it with a knife. And he causes all this strife”
Sesbastiao Coimbra junior 😂😂
ikr
I'm watching this whole series abouts 15 times !!! THIS IS THE PURE GEM !!!
"Not that easy when you're not in America anymore huh" XD
Dembele am sorry I came late 😂😂
Oh no 😂😂😂
Can anyone explain me that joke please? I didn’t get it
@@paolod2001 is is because he has been late to games and traing partice
I bet hus girlfriend is happy with that
😂😂😂😂
Please add subtitels to Harry Kane
Activate the RUclips subtitles.
You're welcome 😉
Use YT captions
Try this,
Harry Kane : 💦💦💦💦💦 !!!
Hahaha I saw what you did there bro 😂
Me too I can't even hear anything from Kane 😂
i can understand him am i weird
This show is so well thanked, every detail in when they talk
Still the best episode in this show 😭♥️
We all know who did it it's Paul 😂😂
I lost it there😂😂
I was like bruh of course Paul didn't do that
The show is trying to show that Mourinho clearly hates pogba😂
I hate paul to I'm with morhunio
@@thomaswoltz2163 have fun with your finished manager chump. Pogba will leave and walk into any team team in the world meanwhile you're backing Mourinho in his 4th season while we fight relegation 😬
We all know paul sucks so yeah park my fricking bus
"If he can take a mans wife
he can take a mans life
and he does it with a knife
and he causes all this strife"
Pure gold🤣🤣
ShaYn *strife
jo ajajjjajaajajajjaja
This show should never stop deadass
In my opinion the best episode of the entire the champions series
Damn that Ronaldo thing was nasty 🔥🔥
I didn't get it.
@@pikachuuprising637 he's missing from the champion league
@@pikachuuprising637 his lawyer was either threatening to sue or to pay him money so he would be quite like when he got a rape accusatiom
G
@@caolanferryify that or sueing because they aren't allowed to use his likeness without his permission
1:57 Modrić still has the haircut from the last episode 😂
Cancer good eye.. hahahhaa
Cancer w
I've enjoyed this episode so much that I've watched it off both channels.
Nobody:
Mourinho: Paul did it!
Dumb
Suarez: I'm a biter. That's my thing. I bite. This guy, he was stabbed. This is a backstabbing....
Lmfao! As a barça fan, this joke is funny and it hurts!!!
Nneka Otika he hasn't bitten anyone while at barça YET.
@@TheNotoriousHRT You can't imagine how grateful I am for that. When he came to Barça, people felt it was only a matter of time before he starts chomping down on opposing players. So glad it hasn't been a problem
Nneka Otika yeah definitely. But honestly his track record has probably helped him, if I was a defender is be terrified to be on him.
@@TheNotoriousHRT True that!
I bet that joke doesnt hurt as much as Chiellini's shoulder did though...
One of the BEST episodes to date! The intro KILLED! Neymar rolling away...? Hahaha!
I shall flop again😂.i died laughing
Eu só aquele comentário BR que vc estava procurando?😂😂
Sim sim....sim
Yes
Aí sim 😄
Hahahaha achei rs
What???
February 2020 and this is still the best episode
*It is paul.*
Yeah.
This one was definitely the best
ok👌
- what kind of animal would do this?!
- Suarez!
omg i died
rosie salazar Surez: I am a bitter, not a Stabber. 🤣😂
R u kidding me?? That's dope.. How i missed that? Back to episode 1..Thanks for this!!
Definetly the best episode of The Champions
Out of his 208 career goals for club and country, Robben scored exactly 11 with his right foot
Jimmy Page “I have two of these😂😂”
That means 95% of his goals are with his left foot
That's insane 😱😂😂
@@darkhafgor Not quite, it's also 11 headers
@@jimmypage1844 89% then
Robben realizing he has two feet in the beginning was gold 😂😂
Took him 34 years :D
This is the best episode of all time.
This is the best episode in the series .